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40 Years Ago ouNTois NgW ERA.
Thursday, ,11-aettary 13, TM,
eere, Peter McMurray,
Spent the weekend with
her son, Mayor McMurray,
Thomas IVIciteurray, Toronto,
brother of the Mayor, was also
a visitor.
Mr. and Mrs. Charles Wend-
ore Hanover, .granenarents. of
Wendore Clinton, were
found unconscious and in ser-
ious condition from the effects
of coal gas, which was seeping
from the coal stove,
Murray McEwan open
a 'tailoring .and cleaning shop
in the vacant store in the Wil-
ken block later in the month,
A substantial increase was
made in the wolf bounty, $20
for the killing of any wolf over
three months old and an add-
itional $20 in the case of a
grey timber wolf,
R. Jenkins, Goderich Town-
ship, started to plow on Janu-
ary 4, the earliest known for
some time, owing to the very
mild and sunny weather.
40 Years Ago
CLINTON NEWS-RECORD
Thursday, January 13, 1921
Engineer W. B, Hale, brother
of C. B. Hale, Clinton, was
making a tour of technical ob-
servation in South America, to
study the application of elec-
trical meters of precision to
commercial uses, Mr. Hale was
for several years manager of
the Mexican Telephone Comp-
any, and technical officer of
National Telegraphs of Mexico.
C, H, Holland purchased the
Fowler place on the Huron
Road near Seaforth, Mr. and
Mrs. Fowler having bought the
Duncanson cottage on Fulton
Street, Clinton. Mr. Holland re-
tains his inspectorship and also
will go into chicken farming.
Misses Maude Howell and L.
Hearn walked from Goderich
to Holinesville to visit the for-
mer's uncle and aunt, J. R.
and Miss Holmes. The young
ladies returned to Goderich by
train.
Mrs. (Dr.) Stanbury of Ex-
eter, formerly of Bayfield, is
spending the winter with her
niece, Mrs. R. J. Gibbings, Cl-
inton. Her grandson, Douglas
Stansbury, Toronto, is in New
York to fill a, year's engage-
ment with the International
Concert Bureau.
One of my Grade II students
is intensely interested in uni-
dentified flying objects, and
visitors from outer space. I
think he expected me to scoff
when he told me about it. On
the contrary, I assured him
there was nothing ridiculous
about such stories, and men-
tioned one such visitor I'd had
myself. He spread the word,
and next thing I knew, all the
kids in the class were clamor-
ing to hear the story.
* * *
There was no choice but to
read it to them, just as I had
put it down two years ago.
Most of you will remember it,
but I think it bears retelling,
if only to prove that you can't
tangle with the flue, eleventy-
seven exam papers, and the
January blues and turn out a
scintillating column. So here it
is.
* *
It was about 10 p.m. My
wife was out to a meeting. The
kids were off to sleep. I was
looking at a picture in the pap-
er, conclusive evidence that the
human race is mammalian, of
Miss Jayne Mansfield, model-
ling a dress cut to prove that
the young lady's bust is indeed
bigger than her butt, or which-
ever it's supposed to be. I
must admit I was enjoying my-
self, in a disgusting sort of way.
* * *
Suddenly I had a nasty feel-
ing that someone was reading
over my shoulder. I whirled
around and there he was. Next
thing I know, I was on top of
the rriantel, quavering: "Hoor
you?"
It wasn't the fact that he
was stark naked and four feet
high that startled me. Nor that
he was a peeuliat pea-green all
over. Nor that he had only
one eye, and that of deep pur-
ple, set right at the end of his
thole, square nose.
* *
What really shook me, and
continued to alarm the through-
out the ensuing exchange, was
that he had something that
mightily resembled a stalk 'of
25 Years Ago
CLINTON NEWS-RECORD
Tlmrsday, januery 9, 1936
Rev, r, Herman, son of Mee.
T, Herman, Clinton, and rector
of the Anglican churches, Ch-
rist Church, Bolton, and St,
Mary's, Tellemore, was .appoin-
tee to assume the incumbency
of Markham,
The .hockey season was off
to a flying start, Last year's
fine team es entered in inter-
mediate "B" and great things
are expected. A Junior "B"
team is 'also competing for the
first time in some years, Man-
ager Jack Nediger and Coach
Doug Thorndike have a fine
bunch of prospects, who de-
feated Seeferth 4-3 in their
first game. "Dint" Bantliff,
Lever and Campbell scored the
goals.
Melvin Snider, Brucefield,
was engaged as a school tea-
cher in Turnberry,
Hugh McKenzie of Moose
Jaw, Seek, visited his nephew
Arthur Chapman, and other
friends.
Ernie Bell, blacksmith at
Porter's Hill, built a snow car
which was reported to run
well,
10 Years Ago
CLINTON NEWS-RECORD
Thursday, January 11, 1951
Principal G, H. Jefferson's
December report indicated an
enrollment of 360. A, F. Cud-
more was re-elected chairman
of the Public School Board,
commencing his ninth year in
that positioie 32nd year on
either the Board of Education
or the Public School Board.
Huron County Council had a
total of 31 members, including
seven new ones. There were
two more seats than in 1950,
deputy reeveships in Wingham
and Clinton,
Mrs. Helen (Dixon) Finsk ac-
cepted a position as bookkeep-
er with Ball-Macaulay.
Guests at the home of Miss
Emma Levis were Mr. and Mrs.
Allan G. Sylvester, Elva Leeds,
R.N., and Allan B. Sylvester,
all of Toronto,
Requests were made by the
Police Department for a town
police car, since the Chief was
using his own car at so much
per mile, a typewriter for the
police office, and several stop
signs.
(By W. B. T. SIVLILEY)
celery growing out of his navel,
and that every few minutes he'd
snap off a Piece, sprinkle some
salt on it, and, shoving it into
his mouth, which was, of course
located in his left armpit,
crunch happily on it.
• * *
Then he spoke. At least, I'm
not sure whether he spoke, He
may have used some type of
mental telepathy, or thought
transference. At any rate, we
carried on a conversation.
* * *
"Don't be alarmed," he
soothed. "They told me to find
an average Earthman, and you'-
re about as average as they
come." Crunch, crunch. "Well,
thanks," I retorted, trying to
get some sarcasm into my
shaky tremolo. "Thanks very
much, I'm sure."
* *
"They wondered," he went
on rather indifferently, snap-
ping off another piece, crunch,
crunch, "if there was any point
in taking over this third-rate
planet, as planned, and trying
to do something with the nat-
ives. Far as I'm concerned,
you're not worth the trouble
we'd have with you. But I'm
only the chairman of the in-
vestigating committee," Crun-
ch, crunch. *
"Hey, wait a minute!" I pro-
test, albeit faintly. "We're not
so bad as all that. We may
have our little faults, but after
all, we're all human and . . . "
But I stopped talking and
shook he my boots when his
purple eye turned red and
angry-looking. * *
"Human, eh?" he snorted.
"Oh, you're a grand lot, you
humans. You preach brotherly
love, and every 20 or 30 years
you murder each other by mil-
lions. You boast of human
kindness, but you hold your
grain for the right price while
millions of humans starve, Your
best brains are totally engross•
ed in making two things—
More horrible weapons and
more money. your churches are
It finally happened. I knew
at 'the time I shouldn't oil the
hinges on the old front door,
Ever sine& I was a child I have
had a horror of beieg locked
out of my own house. There
has always been a spare key
hidden under the sill of the
front door, but for some reason
I had taken it indoors to re-
move damage the weather had
caused to its smooth surface
Before I started the job of oil-
ign the hinges, I had rubbed ilt
with cleanser, then oiled it and
laid it unthinkingly on the din-
ing room table.
I was preening with pride as
I tested the hinges. No squeek!
I gave the door an extra little
push and wham, it flew out of
my hands and shut with an om-
inous cliek.
It was then I noted the sky
looked es though it had been
papered with battleship linol-
eum and the breeze that win
ished around the front entrance
was as chilly as charity, Even
the house dress I wore felt as
though it had been made of
tissue paper.
I looked through the dining
room window, possibly hopeful
that the key would get the
message and hop right out
through the glass and into the
key hole. Over a chair was a
thick woolly sweater I had dis-
carded as I warmed up to my
lubricating task, So near, yet
SO far away.
Surely the back door would
be open, hut even as I ran
around the house I knew it
would be securely bolted a-
gainst marauders. I tried every
ground floor window hopefully,
not one gave even a little crack.
I stood contemplating the pos-
sibility of smashing a cellar
window until I realized 'that in
the winter, I fasten each frame
securely with nails so that they
w'on't rattle when a north
wind blows.
I remembered that firemen of-
ten have magic ways of gain-
ing an entry into a home with-
out doing too much damage.
So I hurried next door to ask
for the use of my neighbour's
phone.
"Don't do that," my neigh-
bour said when I explained why
I was dashing through a snow-
drift coatless, clad only in a
summer frock. "The fire brig-
ade will come screaming down
the street with sirens wide
open and you'll have the whole
town at your door before you
know it. Besides, it will cost
you $15 for the call. You don't
monuments to a lost cause,
Your women are greedy shrews.
You wallow in poisons—liquor,
nicotine, coffee. Your heroes
are adulterous actresses and
thick-headed athletes . . ."
I guess he was getting pretty
worked up, because just then
the top flew off his little point-
ed head and smoke poured out.
I must have fainted in terror
because my wife came in and
found me in, front of the fire-
place in a deep swoon. When
I tried to tell her about it, she
went straight to the kitchen
and checked the contents of
the medical bottle of brander.
There wasn't a drop out of it,
so she said it must have been
the venison pie and the cream
cheese crust that I'd made for
dinner.
* *
But I knew better. I stop-
ped trying to convince her, but
I did permit myself a mirthless
chuckle when she wanted to
know why I had let the kids
drop celery all over the living
room,
get that kind of service free
any more. No, let's put Patty
through the milk cabinet, she'll
open the door fore you,"
Patty was small for her
three y'ea'rs and as I watched
her mother bundle her up in
her nylon snow suit I calcu-
lated she might just make et
if I gave her a shove. Then a.
horrible thought entered My
mind. What if Patty got stuck
and I couldn't get her in or
out!
Clad in a borrowed coat I
guided Patty down the hill that
separates our two homes, tell-
ing her in an assuring voice
what an adventure it would be
to go through the milk cabin-
et, "Like Alice falling down
the rabbit hole, only more fun",
I declared,
The wee mite went through
the small opening like a greas-
ed seal. I could hear her pat-
tering 'around the house. I
called to her, "Patty dear, op-en the front door." No answer.
I waited. Two little feet had
come to rest somewhere with-
in. I implored her again to go
to the front door and twist
the knob, SILENCE!
Then I got a whiff of nail
polish through the door of the
milk cabinet. I called again,
"For heaven's sake, Patty, open
up the door."
A small face, covered with
garey red nail enamel appeared
impishly at the milk cabinet,
She pretended not to under-
stand me when I explained wh-
ere the front door was. "Cook-
ie", she demanded.
"Oh, all right, get a cookie
out of the jar in the kitchen
and then be a good girl and
open the door." Patty had been
taught her manners. She never
took a cookie without making
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knew well how to pull the kit-
chen etoel over to the counter
and reach the cookie jar.
Just AS I could feel my hair
turning white as a...•Saanan Rea,
Patty opened the door ast-
rolled out, Cookie crumbs et-
ecle to the nail enamel on her
cheeks, gave her an elfin ee-
pearance. Mercifully', her snow
suit had escaped damage and
the remainder of the -bottle of
enamel had only spilled Qn the
glass top of my dressing table,
As I mopped up Patty and
table with tissues soaked in
polish remover I thought how
usually peaceful my teevels
aboard a train -are, as compared
to the hazards of domesticity.
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Authetited as secend 61 a a t Mail, Post Office Deparfthent, ottova
.As the deadline for a new hog selling
method approaches, we find that every de-
velopment within the problem of farm produce
Marketing tends to confuse the issue more.
Though the board elected by the hog
producers of Ontario has conducted the selling
of hogs (apparently within the law, for no
fault has been discovered against them) the
government, through an appointed group has
asked fora change in selling method on the
grounds that there MAY be room for sus-
picion,
Though the hog producers were originally
financed, and nurtured under the parent-like
guidance of the Federation of Agriculture,
and though the Federation has plainly stated
its policy of favouring producer marketing
boards, the government has now asked the
Federation to consider setting up a committee
to sit in on discussions between the producer
board and the Farm Products Marketing
Board.
Although there has been no request from
any significant number of producers for a
change in method of sale, the government-
appointed group has decided that a change
must be made. They are loth to suggest
a method, for fear "you may shoot it down
in flames," but they are quite happy from the
seat of authority to order a new method of
sale produced within a matter of days. Could
it be that they would like to shoot the pro-
posed method down in flames ?
In the mail this week is a promotion piece
urging the purchase of Canada's national
magazine, Maclean's. We feel sure that all
who receive it, will take the time to open
the envelope and steam off the two cents
in stamps which was enclosed.
However, we are concerned that many
folk may then file the balance of the com-
munication in the waste-basket. Even those
who plan to subscribe to the magazine may
have missed a small item on the enclosure.
This statement by Blair Fraser, concern-
ing the magazine, is of interest now while
the Royal Commission on Publications is vali-
antly striving to investigate the situation with
regard to fair practices for Canadian publica-
tions.
He says, "Maclean's is designed prim-
arily for Canadian readers, meaning Cana-
dians who like to read, who read for pleasure.
It is directed at intelligent men and women
in a relaxed mood, and its object is 'to en-
lighten, amuse and inform—not to instruct,
Even on the North Shore where the
majority of us have TV, most of us cannot
or do not use the leisure engendered by the
40-hour week. The TV screen cannot be
looked at forever. And any parish visitor
can testify that books and other reading mat-
ter, most of the time, are absent from the
home.
So the vigorous, but not necessarily intel-
lectually active, 40-hour-a-week employee
goes out and lands himself another job.
The other weekend a taxi-driver said that
for Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday
A newspaper is the mirror of the com-
munity it serves. It reflects the good and,
at times, the bad. In short, it can only report
the news; it cannot create news.
Because this is true, some of the same
names and faces appear repeatedly in its
columns. They appear because these are the
people who are the ones who lead and are
the workers in the many organizations in the
community. Often they are active in various
organizations.
Many refuse to run for public office; even
a larger group refuses to accept committee
appointments or •positions of leadership in the
several organizations that make up life in
The moon played tricks on NORAD radar
system and the earth was 15 minutes away
from being blown to pieces,
That was the essence of a hush hush
story released in mid-December after a month
deliberation if it was to be released after all,
And there were good reasons.
'The story was finally told to show that
the heads of the men in command of releas-
ing the alarm were critically cool. The man
to make the decision had only 15 minutes to
verify his doubts and he did it in an admirable
manner.
There is no doubt that receiving the
original information that enemy rockets were
attacking this continent, Washington and Ot-
tawa could have reacted Only in one way.
An immediate retaliation,
While stressing the admirable approach
What perpese can be had in having a
committee of the Federation sit in on delibera-
tion between the appointed group end the
producers board? Is the Federation required
as a mediating force? If so, which side of
the debate are they expected to favour?
We should think that the leaders of the
senior farm organization of the country will
have the wisdom not to be put in the position
of being on the side of the Farm Products
Marketing Board, as against the producers
board, Would that not alienate the very
farmer-producers who are the members of
the Federation? And if they are expected to
side with the producers board, does it not
seem strange of the government to be asking
for a stronger voice against their own ap-
pointed board? In either case it would be an
unhappy seat for the Federation, and
probably the wiser thing would be to sit on
the fence, in which case it would be a waste
of time to attend the meetings.
We are not in a position to understand
all the whys and wherefores of the political
aspects of this matter, However, for what
it's worth we would present the views of a
farmer in this area. He was a man picked
at random, of whom we asked: "What do
you think of the selling method?" He an-
swered, "Well, it's better than it was before."
And when asked what he thought of the pre-
sent controversy, he said, "Well, they seem
to be trying to keep the farmer down. They
always have, and they're still doing it."
persuade or indoctrinate.
"Maclean's has no 'policy' in the propa-
ganda sense, and no desire to have one.
"What it does have is a group of staff
writers and a circle of contributing journal-
ists, photographers and artists who know how
to tell the story of what is happening in and
to Canada, and interpret to Canadians what's
going on in the rest of the world. We don't
think our country is either perfect or all-
important, but we think there is such a thing
as a Canadian character, a Canadian national
awareness that needs to be fed. We do what
we can to feed it."
And that, in a nutshell, is what makes
Maclean's a national magazine. If you do not
already read Maclean's; if you subscribe only
to magazines printed and published outside of
Canada, then our suggestion is that you spend
the necessary small amount of money to obtain
this well-written, well-prepared Canadian
publication, and read it faithfully. It will be
a pleasure which grows with each issue.
and Friday he was a truck driver, on the job
48 hours, and he had an employer so mean as
to avoid overtime rates of pay. So for nine
hours on Saturday and nine hours on Sunday
he was working so that he and his wife could
save enough dough to get back to the old
country for an extended visit.
There is nothing in this situation that
is not commendable, except that the unions
have convinced nearly everybody that the
40-hour work week is close to, if not beyond
the physical capacity of the worker.
That is just plain nuts!
every community; and many more decline to
even participate in the activities of these
groups that make news.
These are the people who are missing
from a newspaper's news columns week after
week. That isn't the ehoice the newspaper editor
made, however. If it were possible an editor
would like to have everyone's name in the
paper frequently.
Until new names and faces take part in
the many facets of community life that make
news, they will be conspicuous only by their
absence, A newspaper has no choice—it can
only report the news, it cannot create it,
to the situation by one individual mind who
for 15 minutes was responsible for human
destiny, we can not help but wonder what
would have happened if similar information
would have been received by the Soviet high
command.
Would the head of their man have re-
gained as cool as the one on this 'continent?
Not matter what praise we can muster
for the level headed approach to the rocket
scare on this occasion, we now have proof of
how easily a false alarm may go out.
Have tve indeed come So far, that human-
ity could be destroyed only because a Stray
radar wave has struck the surface of the
moon and bounced back, causing a shadow to
sound the alarrn'?
Wall this Shadow one day unleash the
destructive forces stored up on both contin-
ents 7
Pape 2w---Clinton Novo-Record Thurs., Jan, 12, 1961
Editorials .
MORE CONFUSING THAN AMUSING
NATIONAL AWARENESS
What Others Say .
HOW PRETTY THE MOON
(The Lions Gate Times, B.C.)
A MIRROR OF THE COMMUNITY
(LucknoW Sentinel)
AFTERMATH OF A ROCKET SCARE
(The Elmira Signet)