The Huron Expositor, 1978-11-30, Page 3IT`j."---41CH ISTMAS TIME IN SEAFORTH —Christmas officially arrived on
Wednesday morning when PUC workers hung lights, and wreaths from
the town lamp posts. Here town employee Doug. Smale wraps tinsel
around the'streetlight across from The Huron Expositor office. Seaforth's
Christmas tree, donated by Bruce Hoelsher ,of Victoria St was raised
outside the town hall Saturday morning.' (Expositor Photo)
the winter instead of saying
"go, go" as 1 ,run around
trying to get us out the door.
in ,the"Aorning,.
Can I expect her to be
content to sit in, her new
sleigh on the living room rug
and pretend she's outside
sailing through snowbanks
rather 'than experiencing the
real thing? No, that's not
`fair.. She needs someone to
pAIII her sleigh. I'm- working
on her, big two.ther, our dog
Tuk; although he doesn't like
winter much either.
No this year not only do I
have to put up with winter,
and squeeze whatever joy out
of it I can by cross country
skiing, I've got to help Our
daughter learn to like it. ' '
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Help the Expositor
celebrate Christmas ,
send drawings, stories
"Christmas at my house".
The drawings should be done with crayon-
or pencil crayons, -on 8! by 10" paper, and
mailed into Or dropped off at the Expositor
office by December 14.
The deadline for. Christmas stories is the
same day, and both the pictures and stories
will be published in our special Christmas,
issut. The best drawing will be given a'Veir
special plabe on the newspaper's front page.
Also, any adults who would like to contribute
a story or letter about their Christmas
celebrations, either this year or, in the past,
are also invited to bring or send their stories
to the expositor office.
We'd also like to share some of the special
moments of past Christmases by publishing
pictures our readers have taken of their,
family celebrations over the years. If you'd
like to share these memories, drop the
picture into the Expositor office,. We'll
promise all pictures will be returned safely.
The Expositor will continue thctra-dition of
it's annual Christmas colotiring contest. The
pietures to be eoloured are hist& this week,
and the deadline for handing in the eiiirtes
to the Expositor is December 14. Judge
again this year will be retired teacher Mabel
Turnbull.
We hope this year's el stmas issue will
be a very special mulct ,ders. Willyou
help us make sure it i'
Christmas means many different things to
different people. To some it means baking
gingerbread boys and Christmas cake, to
others it means decorating the Christmas
tree with 'sparkling tinsel and shiny orna-
ments and to others it's a time to get
together with family and friends, exchang-
ing gifts and sharing the joys of the holiday.
'Young readers of all ages are invited to
share their Christmas with other Expositor
readers either with a drawing or story on
"Getting ready for Christmas" or
Win Cup draw
Winners of the Seaforth
Legion's 'Grey Cup Draw
were: 1st Quarter - 25.00
John. Henderson, R.R. 5,
Seaforth; 2nd Quarter -
$25.00, Pat Tippeft,
Egmondville; 3rd Quarter
25.00, Dick Whiteley,
Seaforth; Final - 500.00,
Frank Case, Seaforth.
WEST BRANCH,, SUBDIVISION — Planned by Arr is in Smith West
Seaforth, the 10.4 acre subdivision is inside the dotted line. Block A and
lots I to 6 and 7 to 15 will be serviced first. Streets names are extensions
of existing streets, except for West Branch Avenue, the, unnamed
north-south street.
Amen
by Korl Schuessler,
ling Sir . John A Han
like that? I wouldn't want to embarrass a
new grandfather for anything in the world..
"Everyone knows the most humiliating,
thing that can happen to a baby holder is to
have a contented baby given to you and the
minute he 'lands in your lap, he bawls. I,
wouldn't pre-arrange such an awkward
moment for anyone, Alex. I wouldn't
Rrecipitate i one either. Like pinch the
baby."
"No, Karl," Alex grinned, "you're too
kind for that, •buY that's not saying you
knew he starting to fuss."
Boy, do times change. Rather, do fathers
change. You should have seen me with our
first baby. Poor little thing! He weighed
only one and a quarter pounds over ten
when he was born. He owned a set of lungs
that an grown opera star would envy. But
as new father I knew my first duty was to
rescue him from every germ in the
country. You could bet' his blue, booties, I
made sure no one would come too close to
him. and if they did, they came qualified.
No•coldpno diseases. They had to warm up
if they came in from the cold. They
scrubbed their hands. Put gauze 'around
their nose and mouth. And only then did
please,
t ey g td. aon, pete
pb-r-eoant tip tooto much.e
m1ndyou. And
And hold him? Just anyone hold him?
are you kidding? I kept it down to only 'a
select, elite circle. Something like a circle
of two: mother and me. Why, •my young
sister-in-law--all ' of sixteen years--came
from over t, --"----Ared miles away to, see
her nephew anu high point of her trip
came when she held the baby for a few
minutes.
I learned a few days later she made the
trip more worth--while behind my back.
ne day after I'd left for work, I came back
to the house. I forgot something. And there
she was-caught with one baby in hand.
In terror, she almost threw the baby back
in my wife's arms. Didn't she realize? She
caogualidn.have dropped -the baby. Germs are
one thing. But a drop is something else
In those day I figure you couldn't be too
careful. You couldn't do enough to protect
year baby. "Come on over, and hold the
baby," was ndt Ott of Iv vocabulary—at
least for the first-born, a first born who.
won out against germs and drops and
doting father and made it to sit-foot three,,
Come on over.
everyone. Just everyon ftralk right on
in. Granny Grace and Gran pa Alex, Uncle
Lloyd and brother Foul, Phil and Scott.
Come right on Sit wn in the living
room. Sister Sarah a Aunt Annie- and
Patty. Neighbor Mary Leo, Wilf and Rita,
Make yourself comfortable. Friend John,
Kevin and Sandy. Great granny. Lucy and
great Auntie - Lettie. There's plenty of
room. Take any chair. The furniture's all
set out so you're sitting in •a circle.
Ready? Set? 'Here he comes! Little Sir
John A. You can all have a turn to hold our
new baby.'
You say he looks so delicate? Don't be
afraid. Sure, he's a little fellow, but he
won't break. You say you just came in from
the barn? That's, okay. Take off your
boots and go sit down in the frontroom.
You mean you really don't like babies?
They need two years of growing before
you'll touch them? Oh, come now. You'll
change your mind.
You say you're green at handling
babi8s? You've come to the right place. All
you need is a little practice.
Little Sir John passed, from lap to lap
round the wide circle. If you're lucky the
new,, parents might serve some sliced
. apples and, cheese in 'their front living
• room. You may even get a drink. But the
best offering for the evening is-babOohn.
And after round one, come round two: .
By the second time you hold ,him, he's
changed faces. From sleep to scowl, from
wide-eyed to slow.• From whimper to cry.
You may want to lift him-to your shoulder:
,..and make sure there's no more. burps. Or
talk some _googly Boos and grab his_o
attention away from biaticaeliker bobbing
back and forth in his mouth--that soother
he's sucking at 'for' all he's Worth and
getting nothing.
You may hear an explosion in the lower
regions and then ybu know it's time to pass
whim on or call out, "W000ther."
Grandpa Alex suspected some dark
motive When I handed Sir John to him.
"How coe he's crying noW?" Alex said, a
second or tWo after I passed the baby over
to him. "SO you gave hint to me, right
when he started to cry, eh?"
"Why, Alex. Me? Would I do a thing
HURON,-EXPPISTQR.I NOVEMBER 00 04
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ave you got wihttorphpbia.
YOU CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH T-SHIRTS
— These Grade 7D students at Seaforth Public
School proved they're devoted T-shirt fans at
Friday's jeans and T-shirt day at the school.
• These students, who decided to wearpe shirts
both ont he top and the bottom are (left to right)
Elizabeth Stewart; Susan Hulley, David Camp-
bell, Robbie Simpson and Doug Hulley.
Well, how do you like this
winter we're having?
After hoping against hope
that we wouldn't have one
this year I've reconciled
MYS'elf to the fact that it's
here. ' .
• I'm not a winter lover. In
fact I was a dye in the wool
winter hater until I'
discovered / cross country
skiing a couple of years ago.
The winter that the better
half and I speht in hot North
Africa as a matter of fact,
f stands out as the best ever
saw.1 didntt miss the snow,
the cold, the ice, thOwind,
the driving, one whit.
After that winter, ' I ' was
ready to move permanently
to tropical climes. But
Canada's my home; this
t: country is important to me. I
love it here, for seven or
eight months of the year. "
, That's how I reasoned then
anyway and I'm still here,
with that warm, fragrant
North African winter a fading
0 k memory.,
. Did you ever stop to think.
though what a terrific place
this country would bseeviefralit
were moved
thousand of miles to the
south, for a couple of the
grimmest months of the year
anyway?
As I said earlier, cross
country skiing has gradually
of
helping to draw me out
of My winter phobia. But as
of this winter I think. I'm
going . to have a wonderful
new draw ....my 'year old
daughter.
Like most, new parents we
read all the bringing up.
children books and the one
thing they all stress„is thq
parents shouldn't paSs their
prejudices 6n to' their little
dears.
So, in an effort not to,bring
my Canadian daughter up a
confirmed winter hater,. yin
turning over a new leaf.
"Doesn't that ,feel
eg00000d?" I ask Gaby as,
she trail's her bare hand (she
won't keep mitts on) in the
snow. What I'd like to say is
"leave , that nasty cold wet
stuff alone, - and come in the
honse."
I smile as I curse under, my
breath while scrapings off.
the windshield before we can
get going in the morning. For
little Gaby.is sitting up front
in her car seat saying
",'brmminbrmnim" and
watching every move I make,
It wouldn't do for her to 'see
that mother is anything less
than enthusiastic about this
new job that's added 15
minutes to 'our already
crowded joint morning ritual.
it's the same with driving
along the snow packed, icy -
and drifting roads. Can I
her sense' my complete lack
' of confidence (based in. part
on past record) as we creep
along to and ftom town every
day? No way, she might dig
in her heels and decide to
stay home with the • dog for
You're
invited
Everyone is welcome to
attend the monthly 'meeting
e Seaforth Co-op Nurs-
ery hoot in the lower
library on. Tuesday, Decem-
ber 5th at 8:15.
All ladies of Egmondville
United Church are cordially
invited to attend a Pot Luck
Supper and Christmas Pro-
gram on Tues. Dec. .5 at 6:30
p.m. in the Church Base-
ment.
Please note change of
date.
If anyone can tell me why disasters run
in three, I'll be happy to listen. And don't
think. I'm superstitious, because 'I'm not.
I from experience. During thewar,
it used to happen on my squa dron. We'd
lose three pilots in two days, and then none
,for ten and then three more;
During the peace, it was the same. One
night m) x% tic would 'give a- black eye ' for
sonic inexplicable reason. The next day,•
one of the kids would cdme down with
appendicitis or' something. -And the third
day I'd get a parking ticket for parking in
the same place l!cl parked for weeks, free.
Last SatUrday was no exception. We
were -delivering -" our older car to my,
daughter, in the city. She had finally
obtained a position .• not ,a job, mind you -
as 'a secondary school teacher. For one
month.
Butshe has to commute for an' hour and
a half, at each end of the day. That's a
pretty hefty commute, especially when you
have to cope with tivo of:the wildest boys in
Christendom,'at each end.
So, in her inimitably modest and
self-effacing way. she phoned her old man
(collect) and suggested he loan her the old
Dodge. marketvalue $150, real value about
$500, sentimental value about $12,000.
This would cut hercommuting time to forty
minutes.
So, in his inimitably stupid way, her old
man agreed (why doesn't she move to
Vancou ver?) And in his ineffably idiotic
way,,' her old man started worrying about
her safety. The old Dodge - it's only eleven
- requires a combination of jockey and a
tractor driver to handle it.
So the old man.- to cut a lorig story to
ribbons. spent dollars $125 in a cheek-up
and repairs so that his baby wouldn't
'Cream herself onihighway' and leave said
old man with two grandchildren to raise.
' Just hang in there. The saga has barely
begun.. All you've•got so far is background.
It gets worser and worsen '
Saturday morning, Old Lady and self
having breakfast beforesetting off for city
.,to deliver old Dodge. `Self .brea'ks tooth
while eating toast and jam, leaving, him
looking like a stand-in for Dracula.
However, dentists being the- robber
barons of the new era, doesn't even phone
on, 1. lieerily sets off for city, tongue
nickingac a snake at edges of ruptured
tooth. Old t$odge runs down highway like a
rocket.
Enter city. Enter Disaster Two. On one
of busiest thoroughfares, suddenly no
brakes. No brakes, Checked out the day
before.'
Red light comes ,on. Self, whinier \ es of
• steel of old fighter pilot juggles stick '
judiciously betiveen forward and reverse
and-cottes to rest, unharmed but shaking
like proverbial leaf, against bumper of car
on sideStreet.
There's only one thing more hair-raising
than a car without :brakes, and that's an
aircraft without brakes. I've been through
that caper too. Out in a car, you can always
throw the thing into reverse. you might rip
out the transmission, but you'll stop. In an
aircraft, there ain't, ne reverse, and you hit
the ground at about 100 miles per hour,
with several tons of metal. The only brake
is the,end of the runway, which can be a bit
hairy.
Anyway, got the old Dodge. stopped. A
delightful yoting Englishman, who lives on
the quiet sidestreet on which I came to_
rest, saw my predicament, and gave greA
aid and comfort. He checked out my master,,
cylinder, which for all I knew, was in the -
trunk, and there was fluid in it, He
suggested I try to make a garage, two
blocks away, by driving in loW gear, with
him driving right ahead to act as a buffer.
Tried this and panicked when horns started
hooting viciously. ..
He took' me to the garage, insisted on
waiting until I was served, commiserated
with me over the $14
the
charge and
took me back to the derelict, where I
expected to find my wife literally shaking
with rage. At me. •
Something's happening to her. Ten
years ago, in such an incident, she'd have
ripped into me With assorted charges of
incompetence, mopery and gawk.
But she's' mellowed. She merely asked
me how things went: When the tow-truck
arrived and hoisted our front end high,
we both elected to remain in the car. As we
sailed majestically off to the garage, I
ventured tentatively, "Fun, isn't it?", she
grinned, and we were closer than we've
been for a while.
We suffered a learned exposition form
the mechanic, whose favorite word, ironi -
tally, was "irony". Not the sort of word
mechanics usually toss about,— He...ex-
pounded, "The irony Of it is that if J put in'
a new master cylinder, at about $120, you
may still have no brakes, since there may
be air in the lines, and 4 ean't bleed the
lines because the foofawra,vy might break 'if
I applied. the thingummy. '
He went on. "If you still have no brakes,
you have a problem." I almost expected
him to say, "N'est-ce pas?", the question
was so ridiculous. "Of course; you could
put in new thanabobs, but they are $12
each, plus labor.".
Finally, after an hour and a half, we
abandoned the thing in the garage and set
off on foot with our presents' for the kids: a
clown suit for Poke, whielt, my wife,Alliad
labored on with love for two weeks, a bag
of apples that weighed twenty pounds, a
pair of shoes for Kim and various
miscellaneous articles, all heavy.
We made the bus home by the skin of
our teeth, aftr a hectic half hour with the
young 'uns. And Disaster. Three struck.
Overcome by the day's vicissitudes, I fell
'asleep in front of the TV., cigarette in hand,
and trurned a hole in the couch, a blanket,
and my stomach. Not to me mon my wife's
new-found mellowness.'
C'est la vie. They come itt three.
Sugar and spice
`By BII Srniley
Disasters come m threes