The Wingham Times, 1898-09-16, Page 31
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!ME \'VI IGI1Al TIME , SEPTEM1
B , 16 ,tbu
trya;l
it' SERIOUS CASE.
TDO DIFFICULT AND COM-
PLICATED FOR C C11,1-
ACV MEDICAL AID.
ue�ery coni ouna 15 toe
Mighty Rescurer..
,Mr. Forsythe says : "I
am pleased to recom-
mend Paine's Celery
Compound ; I believe
it is the best raed.icine
c' , in the world.
WELLS & RICHARDSON CO.
Gentleman :---For two years 1 was in a
'Dow condition of health, suffering from
tlservousness, fainting spell:t, pain in the
'bead, stomach troubles and loss of
appetite. 1 was under the care of
two doctors, but received no benefit
from their treatment. 1 also used two
bottles of a recommended patient medi-
cine, but no good results came. I was
then advised by a neighbor to use your
'wonderful medicine, Paine's Celery Com-
epound. The use of this marvellous pre-
;paration soon produced the very best
ie;results. I am glad to report that my
health is improved in every respect ; I
earn stronger, sleep better, and my appe-
e lite is good and natural. 1 am pleased
lto recommend Paine's Celery Compound
to all sick people. as 1 believe it is the
idlest medicine -in the world.
Yours truly,
A. FORSYTEIE,
Manvers, Ont.
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The Umbrella Conscience.
y`You may bank on a guilty con-
tseien a every time when au utnbrel-
1fa is in question," said a New
Oilcans drummer yesterday. "lou
sire this one—well, it came into my
possession quite recently by what
Alley call the 'right of conquest' in a
--krotocol. I was caught out in the
`•a5'a:n after lunch, and, wondering
antWbat the dcuee I would do, when I
r hhotieed a chap under an awning
`•a; try to raise an umbrella. It was
Cletir he didn't understand the fast. -
'Able; and as the umbrella itself was
aomot new, the circumstantial evidence
"against him was ce.nclusive. So I
walked up to him and said firmly :
"That's my umbrella, sir." At the
aesame time I took it out of his hand.
Ile wilted at once, stammered some•
thing about a mistake and sneaked
off, while I walked away proudly,
sheltered from a eery moist shower.
'That's what nerve will do. Wonder
by the way, whose it really is ?"--
New Orleans Times -Democrat.
Old England's Flag, vs. Dr. A.
Chase.
The virtues of Dr. Chase's remedies
are known the world over and like old
England's flag the sun on tbem never
mets.
De. Chase's Ointment, Kidney Liver
Pills, Catarrh Cure, Syrup of Linseed
and Turpentine and Liver Oure enjuy
itbe confidence of everybody. They have
°;'woo,their way into the public favor on
• merit. Their sterling qualities and high
;standing and purity -have made them
the household word all around the
world. All dealers sell tied recommend
them.
Devious Defin itions.
A Tti1k to Boys.
I once • knew a boy who was a
clerk in a large mercantile house
which employed as entry clerks,
salesmen, shipping clerks, buyers,
bookkeepers, eighty young men, be-
sides a small army of porters, pack-
ers and truekmen. This boy of
fourteen felt that amid such a crowd
he was lost to notice, and that any
effort he might make would be quite
urn egarded. Nevertheless he did
his duty. Every morning at eight
'o'clock he was promptly in his place,
and every power that he possessed
was brought to bear upon Itis work.
After he had been there a year he
had occasion to ask a week's leave
of absence during the busy season.
"That,",was the response, "is an un-
usual request, and one which is sonic -
what ineenvenient for us to grant,
but for the purpose of showing you
that we appreciate the efforts you
have made since you have been with
us, we take pleasure in giving you
the leave of absence for which you
ask," •
"I didn't think," said the boy,
when he came home that night and
related his success, "that they knew
a thing about me, but it seems they
have watched me ever since I have
been with them."
They had, indeed, watched hire,
and selected hien fur advancement.
for shortly afterwards he was pro-
moted to a position of trust, for there is
always a demand for excellent work.
A boy who means to build up for
himself a successful business will find
it a long and difficult task, even it
brings to bear efforts both of body
and blind ; but he who thinks to win
without doing his very best will find
himself a loser in the race.
The Medical Profession Recom-
mend Dr. A. W. Chase's Oint-
ment.
Dr. C. M. HIarlan, writing in the Am-
erican Journal of Health, February leth,
says :—"Aruong the proprietary medi-
cines deserving recogni tion is Dr. Chase's
Ointment, as a ron.edy for Piles, Ecze-
matic skin eruptions of all kinds, for
which it has been used with marked
success and has effected remarkable
cures in many oostinate cases which
seem to Wile the skilful medical attend-
ant."
Pointed Paragraphs.
The rolling wheel gathers the
punctures.
Some men resemble dice—easily
rattled but hard to shake.
There are titles when the brave
deserve immunity from the fair.
Nothing curdles the milk of hum-
an kindness like indifference.
The man in love loses self posses-
sion in trying to get possession of
another.
`r`he patriotism of some. men is lim-
ited to red, white and blue poker
chips.
The wife who chases her husband
with a poker rules him. with a rod of
iron.
Some men have a delicate sense of
humor and the humor of others is
senseless.
Practice snakes perfect. The old-
er a woman is the better she could
carry her age.
Darwin's theory may be at fault,
hut many men make monkeys of
themselves nevertheless.
After a woman has been married
two or three months she goes around
with an expression on her face
that looks suspiciously like wisdom.
—Chicago News.
Phiz—The face that grows on a
gin dri'ltker.
Tripl'et-t—Little blessings that but
;few aplireciate.
Water—A non intoxit;•Iting bever-
age that makes barrel, tight.
Obligation—A gun that mattes a
;..., very load noise when it is dis-
charged.
Fashion—The one thing, that a
rytonlan can follow without remaining
`�`�itll3ind'.
• . Bent—Something that the land•
]ord can raise easier than the tenant
r • -:can.
Death—Often a happy relief from
the troubles a man stirs up for him•
self on earth,
Foilish—The woman who pats a
special delivery stamp on a letter
:and gives it to her husband to mail.
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Qprnisti 'A
at i ® a
;Causes fully half the sickness in the world. It
r, retains the digested food too long In the bowels
ti)eltrd: produces biliousness, torpid liver, indi-
eel
P�1Y
„Pr:•. .r.
gestion, bad rase), coated
tongue, sick headache, In F1!:!
ere. lie
eds Pillss
,nom
nla ,
,
�icui+ottbiietlpatlon and all its
esults,,oasily and thoronghty. we. An druggists.
Prepared by 0. I. flood .Co., Lowell, Mass.
Tho oaIy fills to take with flood's sarsaparilla
]ilk Fever.
Milk fever, writes the veterinui'
editor of the Breeder's Gazette, is 1.e
culiarly a disease of the pampered -
closely confined cow of the dairy
breeds, and Jerseys under such con-
ditions seem to be particularly suseel••
tible, It is a rarity among cows
exercised daily during winter and
equally so among cows fed on sloppy
rood which keeps the bowels opan.
Prom an extensive experience with
the disease we can confidently assert
that no man need lose a cow with
this disease if he carefully follows out
the preventive measure now to be set
down. Bear in mind that lack of
exercise, rich foods, constipation
render the heavy milking cows that
has had three calves susceptible to
.the disease. See then that eacb. preg-
nant is allowed or even forced to taste
ample exercise during the winter
months, for mastication and digestion
cannot be co ettered sufficient exer-
cise, although non -exercise advocates
claim that they are. At least six
weeks before calving (and a service
and calving book should be carefully
kept in every herd) the ratious of the
cow should' be cut down to simply
hay (sour and sweet) and bran
trashes containing sufficient oilmeal
to keep the bowels freely open The
cows should also be dried off' at this
time, and if atter drying off milk
forms in the udder prior to parturition
a portion at least should be extracted
daily to prevent the udder from
garget.
If in spite of exercise and this feed-
ing the eow continues fat and shows
a tendency to constipation, increase
the amount of linseed steal and add
a few ounces of epsun salts. A few
days before calving the tendency to
constipation increases and the allow
ance of meal should be doubled, and
I if when signs of calving appears cost
iveness continues lose no time in ad-
ministering a pound of epson salts.
two ounces of ground ginger root and
one -halt' ounce of pulverized saltpeter
dissolved in two quarts of hot water.
r1'he drench should be given slowly
and very carefully from a long neck-
ed bottle or dreLhing horn. Do not
hold head high. Keep it straight
with the spine at,d quit drenching
should the cow cough, and allow 15
minutes to pass before giving any
more of the medicine.
After the calf arrives and before
the afterbirth is expelled give the cow
a warm mash, nearly as thin as gruel,
made as follows: Four quarts of coarse
bran, one half-pint of flaxseed meal,
one tablespoonful of salt, ono table-
spoonful of tincture of arnica and
warm water to suit. If the cue, does
not clean readily, give her from four
to eight quarts of whole oats dry, and
if afterward there are premoui-
I tory symptoms of milk fever such as
restlessness, stepping up and down
with hind feet, unsteadiness of gast,
ect., give rectal injections of soapy
warm water and 20 drop doses of
tincture of aconise every hour with e
strong stimulant, as whiskey and
!coffee, until symtoms cease. Let the
, calf suck for four or five days, and
also hand milk if bag is congested at
any time.
A DOCTOR'S HOMAGE.
Prexcrihed for his Patient South
American Rheumatic Cure, and
the Man's Own Words for it : "It
Saved Illy Life.."
Wm. Erskine. elan•i;;er for Dr. R. R.
Hopkins, Grand Valley, writes : ' I have
a patient wh•i has been cured by South
American Itheumat,e Cure. He bad
been trying everything on earth without
the slightest relief, and had taken to his
bed. Three doses relieved hint, enol
when he had taken two bottles he was
able to drive out, HIe immediately Dame
to me and said this great remedy had
saved his lire. This remedy relieves in
a few hours and is curing the world.
Sold by A. L. flnniitton, Wingham.
Paper artigeiel teeth are now being
made in Germany. They are said to
be not brittle, to retain their color
and to he lighter than china teeth,
and they bo hot melt in the mouth.
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Chandron Ory for
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In old Rome it was the custom to
wrap a monk's cowl t. bout the dead
body to ensure the so fe passage of the
soul to paradise,
YOU NEED THE BEST
The Diamond Dyes Color All Class-
es of Goods.
Diamond Dyes, as far as general use-
fulness is concerned, aro far abead of all
the adulterated package and soap grease
dyes now before the ptabhc. These
crude package dyes and soap grease
mixtures are very limited in their pow-
ers. '1'ts true, thoy give a semblance of
color to thin and flimsy fabrics. but
when tried on good dress materials and
heavier goods such as flannels, worsteds,
tweeds and cloths, they are simply
worth k as.
The Diamond Dyes, 'owing to their
great poweis of penetration, their per•
feet solidity and depth of shade, their
purity and brilliancy, aro adapted for
all classes of goods from tiio thinnest
gauze to the heaviest tweeds. This
great range of work, possible only to the
Diereond ])yes, is what has trade theta
ao popular all over the world. •
Ir you would do your dyeing work in
proper style, use the Diamond !bee,
Avoid all imttntion package ;eel eoitp
preparations, TI e Diamoud DJEs roti
lirst and best for home use.
Bismarck's Bad Temper.
August IIildebrand, a former va-
1:t of Prince Bismarck, says of his
late nais'.er :
I know he was no saint. Ile
would get in a towering rage. "I
lied it a great relief," he would say
to me, "to smash things when I am
in a passion. Yesterday when I was
over there," and he pointed to the
windows of the IEntperor's apart
inents, "I got angry. On leaving I
slammed the dour, and the key re-
mained in my hand. I went luta
another room and thrangh it into 0
basin, which broke into a thousand
pieces. `What is the clatter? said
some One who saw Inc. `Are you
ill?' I waw ill,' t,nld llismnrek, 'but
inow I a111 quite well :-,galls.' "
Among contracts recently pawed
by the government of the Unitt'rl •
States wereseverel amounting to >50,•
000 hessin bags, to be used for f,it ttii.
cation purposes.
R.�i,1T1T r1--S6y1:1t 1 t TItOSTtN'nIL^li t' vixn-
snn� this 4tntu to n)nnagn on. t,i I,
r lain' etnee
their Dell and h nosy t•ountiuv tt to nigh,
e'r1r1; eo , leered at heir•. humor atrnittha
tenratul exeennes•-rlefhiite, Ita+aadr, nu,rMC. uo
less salnrv. 1louthh' �0. hetero mea, i:;nrlese
self :iddr enevt st'vaped e.u'etope, :tI 1ert F:, itus+,
Prost,. Dept. M. Milent,o.
horse unaided, and we started off' on
a gallop. Just then the wind blew
his hat off. He rode after in on a
run, leaned over, picked it up from
the ground, and waved it back at
his astonished friend, who could
hardly stand up in the door way,
"The next day- Bismarck went
back TO continue the wine tests, but
the other man had become diseoue
ar„e(l because of Oa. little picking
up of the hat,"
., 1Ieatt:Jaut, el 1ht. stone regi-
tient who was jealous of lelemerek's �
iruwess e,hellciie ed hint to a drink.
1
in bout, thinhing to outdo and I
humulate my master.
"Bismarck Nees mounted, going
for a. ride, and I in attendance, but
he promptly tioeeptt•d the challenge, r
and went into Vet te yen).!
"They drank lour bottles of heavy!
Rhine wine, toad i1ve quarts of ehdat j
pagne and then rte other lieuteunci
.. • i. •.Y '[
'(.for
e•' .d a► called
i was S til IiC and . e
said 1
le a5
the t ) help n1) tcastcr hack on to his
horse,
"'But 111-auatek leaved on to his
SMILELESS WOMEN.
Nervousness, Indigestion and Gun
rel Debility have Driven Away
the Sunshine, but South A meriea n
Nervine Brings back the heart
ixladness.
;Mrs. D. A. Gray, of Waterford, Frays :
410r"r a number e.t years I was a eroat
sufferer from indigestion reel eetierel
rlebihty, and many times was uuahle to
ntteutl to my household duties. 1 was
treated by 'nearly all the do;tors in thr+
town and got no permanent, tenet 1
road of a cure by South American Nee
vii""'" a hit -h eeetned to exactly tit my caio. I
1 i eicnred one bottle and mit great, re-
litef, 00 .1 Va' entries cured tee ubsolntely,
It ••Pot inly has not; an equal." Sold by
1, liar";iron, Wineham.
For Over Fifty Years.
An Old and Well -Tried Remedy—Mrs
\Viuslow's Soothing Syrup has been
used for over `fifty years by millions of
mothers for their children while teeth-
ing, with perfect success. It soothes the
child, softens the gums, allays all pain,
cures wind colic. and is the best remedy
for diarrhoea. It is pleasant to the taste.
Solcl by druggists in every part of the
world. Twenty•five cents a bottle. Its
value is incaluable. Be sure you ask for
Mrs. Winslow'e Soothing Syrup, and
take no other kind.
The t•ighteen•tnonthc.o'.d daughter
of n ,in..
r'i'll
London d
hJames
f
the contents, of' ti bottil of furnitn' 0
stain and is lingering between life
and death.
When They Write The President -
The State Department has given
over to The Ladies' Home .Journal for
publieation its "Royal letters" ad-
dressed to the President cif the United
States by Napoleon I, Queen Victaria,
the Prince of Wales, Napoleonlll,
and Emperor 'William I. of Germany.
Napoleon announcesstich events as
his marriage to Marie Louie; the
birth of his son, the Ning of Rome;
his return to the throne ot'France tronz
Elba; Victoria annotitnees her acces-
sion to the throne of England iii 1836;
her marriage to Prince Albert; the
Ibirth of the Prince of Wales; t he death
. of the Prince Consort; and tilt: rinmous
letter thanking President McKinley
, > 0 1•t�t' Dia.
for his t,t ngratulati�ns n t.
mond ,Jubilee will also he given.
The whole collection, in fate-sitriilo1
will be presented in the October nunt'
. of the magazine,