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Watch those bikes
xvositor
Were really fortunate In Seaforth
that the only car-bike accidents
we've had this summer have been
close calls. But it's time we think to
eliminate even them. ,
We've all seen or heaid-about
youngster darting out Into traffic
on a bike. Some of us have been
'behind the wheel of a car when
suddenly confronted by a Careless
bike rider and have emerged
--shaking and-thankful that by some
miracle an accident hasn't
happened.
Right around us several other
communities have been more
unlucky. They've had kids riding
bikes killed in car-bike crashes this
summer,
Newspapers in those towns have
had to write obituaries for young
lives snuffed out rather than
warning editorials.
We hope it won't take the death
of a kid on a bike to make Seaforth
parents lay down the law with their
offspring.
We know it's summer. We know
kids will be kids,and there's a great
temptation to take chances on the
highway, to play tag on bikes on
town streets or to race and play
"chicken" with gars. We know it's
hot and the kids are exuberant at
being free from school and it's easy
to be .a little careless. But it's up to
us aeparentglb insist, and back up
our words with action, that.-aour
children ride their bikes only in an
absolutely safe manner. Or they
don't ride them at all.
We would advocate that local
pol ice cnurye youngsters, or their
parents, for unsafe bike riding, just
as they've previously charged adult
cyclists, if that's what it takes to
get those who are poteritial
accident victims to be-more careful.
,Drivers have a responsibility to
be especially wary while the
children are out of school, and to
expect the unexpected when kids
on bikes are on the highway.
But dilvers aren't saints or
miracle workers. And none of them-
can o much when a careless kid
ride his bike into the path of a car
travelling at 50 kph.
No, bike safety can't start with
drivers; it has toetart with children
and all of those who teach them.
Getting our child-bike accidents
' statistics down to zero, where we'd
all like to see them, requires work
on the part df parents, teachers,
police and even community •
members who,see kids on bikes.
misbehaving and stop to warn
them.
Because-somehow, we've• got to
get the message across: Kids,
please be.,oareful on your bikes.
least twenty tithes this was• going to be,
easy. No problem. Just let me at the
typewriter typewriter and I'll turn into a tiger.
"But when are you ever going to get
started?" 'she kept asking.
Finally--what could I do ?But get started.
In the last two weeks I'd done about
'everything else that needed to be' done for
the last year. Sand off back porch steps.
Weed between the trees. Repair the tractor
tire. Replace the car windshield. Restring
my tennis racquet.
"I'm finished," I yelled out after my
first four hours at the typewriter. ,
"You're done?" my wife asked.
"With the introduction," I said. I
figured if' I kept saying "I'm done" that
would, keep her happy--now that I finally
got started. 4,
"I'm finished," I said after chapter one.
And I kept yelling out this victory cry after
every chapter--after all six of them.
Then every time I wrote the title page,
the bibliography, the forward, the de-
dication, I called out "I'm finished,"
I told my wife I wanted to dedicate the
book to her.
No, she didn't want to have it dedicated
to her. She said she didn't do a thing to get
my book out. She didn't retype the
manuscript to perfection. She didn't show
the love, patience. encouragement. --all
those nice things every author writes about
his wife in the dedication and "Without
which this book would never have been
possible."
She said, she didn't have the kind of •
understanding that says I'm working even
though I'm standing around and looking
out the window. She couldn't appreciate
how I flipped around the TV channels for XII
old late movie. How I said I was only •
looking for a diversion--so I could store up
mental energy. Let my mind float free and
creative. Let me Psych myself up to
tackling that book.
No, she didn't- do anything like that. She
didn't want any dedication. All she wanted
was a finished book. •
"I'm finished", I just yelled to het once
again.
But now I have to take the book to the
printer. And • then there's the proof
reading. The correcting The copying. The
binding. The selling.
My wife says I should rename the book.
Title it "I'm finished." But I'm sticking
with the original "Please Be Advised-This
Is No Way to Write".
My wife agreei-iviiii that too.
By Debbie Ranney
Have you ever been watching a favorite
tdevision program only to, have it
interrupted by a commercial' that you find
so annoying you'd like 'to kick in your
tdevision set? This week Expositor Asks
decided to ask local readers, "Po you find
any commericals insulting to the intel-
legence of the viewer?" and it was obvious
from the response that nearly everybody
has a commercial they love to hate.
Mrs. Stewart Pepper of 6-105 Goderich
St. E. said, "Well, yes I think some of
them are. Some of them when you- hear
them you think they could be bettero little
better at least" she added.
Mrs. Norman Young of R.R.2, Seaforth
found the commerical about the potato
chips that make your television screen go
Tunny, annoTing.
"When you first see it you think there's
something wrong with your television,"
she said.
She also found the detergent commercial
about the little girt sliding down a slide and
• getting her pants dirty annoying, because
she thought the girl looked like she was
forced into going down the slide and
doesn't seem to be enjoying it.
Mrs. John Taylor of 172 King St. Hensall
said, "Yes. the Westmount Mall Summer . o the editor:
have not lost the knack of
Weekly newspaper. The
still the liveliest rag I have
Safari sale."
She said it seemed like that commercial
was on every second.
Mrs. Lloyd Lostell of R.R,3, Kippen
thought there were some commercials that
were n!. ,,,,uited to a mixed group of people.
"There are some that the kids think
funny that aren't really supposed to be."
She gave underwear commercials as an
example.
Mrs. Fergus Lannin of R.R.2, Dublin
said, "Some of the 'advertising, yes.
About the commercials that advertise.
she said, "Idon't think it's very necessary.
It's rather poor taste."
Mrs. Ken Van -Allen of R.R.2, Staffa
said, "Yes, I would say probably 50 per cen
of 'them do." insult the viewer's intel-
ligence.
Mrs. Stella Addley of Egmonville
disagreed and said, "No, I don't think so."
\‘. Mrs. Laverne ivIcClureof R .R.4, Walton
said that although they took cigarette
commercials off, other commercials like
the ones that advertise alcohol cause a lot
of problems. She thought there should be
commercials showing the problems alchol
muses such as broken marriages and child
abuse like` the anti cigarette commercials
showing the harm cigarettes can do.
ever laid my paws on. I now buy it off the
rack, as Our Post Office has gone socialist
(Continued on Page 4).
are you going to get
started?" she asked.
"As soon as I put in this new typewriter
ribbon," I said. •
That same afternoon she caught me
reading an Ed McBain police story.
"And what's that got to do with writing a
book?" she scowled,
"This author is terrific. He writes great
descriptive passages. A writer has to read
other people's material. You can learn
plenty by seeing how other people do it."
"But a cop story? About the 87th
precinct in New York City? You have to be
kidding.
When are you going to get started?"
"As soon as I run down to the store and
buy some more paper."
The telephone rang.
"Sure, John, I'd be happy 'to have a
game of tennis with you this afternoon."
"And what's that got to do with writing
rite book?" she said as soon as I hung up.
• "I need the exercise. When the time
comes and I sit my flesh down to the chair,
I'll 'be glad I got this body of mine in
shape."
I figured I needed only one solid week of
writing to do 'the book. I told my wile at'
For this past month, I've had book
writing on my mind. It's really not a book
of the grat Canadian novel kind. No story
book at all. It's a• handbook--a course
guide--a teaching book for all those
seminars I give on writing for the various
ministries of the Ontario government.
It's a book, though. It's at least 150
pages -with illustrations and two covers.
Don't get me wrong. It's not one of those
non-books where a fellow-gathers up every
scrap of an essay he's ever written and
slaps it together between two covers and
calls that a book--a non-book, that is.
No. This is a real, genuine book and I
blocked out a whole month to get the job
done.
-, But as every non-writer doesn't under-
stand, it to ices a lot of time to get started
writing. There's plenty of preparation that
has to get done before you actually sit
down and type. To get out those words
takes hours and hours of thinking.
"When are you ever going to sit • down
and start -writing?", my wife hounded me
for two weeks.
I kept assuring her. Writing this book
was easy. I had all the material. I knew the
material by heart.
I've been teaching it for seven years
now. Writing the book is a cinch. A snap.
Easy.
"But when
Amen
by Karl Schbessler
I see you
running a
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Behind' the scenes
By Keith Rouiston
A royal visit brings out idiocy
What is it about a Royal Visit that seems
to bring out the idiocy in the land?
At one time, a visit by the King of Queen
was so rare that one could expect undue
importance to be attached to many things
but in recent years, the Queen or some
member or other of her family has been in
Canada almost as, much as in Britain.
Where visits used to come once in a
lifetime, now they come once a year ors,
more.- So why all the big fuss?
Yet it happens every time.. huge
controversy blew up last week because the
French and English translations of part of
the Queen's speech in Newfoundland were
supposed to be different. Different from
what, I knew heard. While people claimed
the French portion , was "softer" or
something like that, they never said how.
In the meantime the newspapers and
television 'across the country made a big
point about the whole thing without ever
telling us why there should be any fuss. It
looked like a majej crisis all because of a
few misplaced words.
As if that wasn't enough, the Monarchist
League of Canada, headed by the wife of a
British. Lord who happens to be over in
Canada working, was upset because they
said the Prime Minister was "snubbing"
the Queen because he didn't rushhome -
from his vacation to welcome her the
Minute she e- foot on Canadian soil. Of
course if „,,c2, nad rushed home, people
would cTeically bp saying that a , fall
election was on the way and he was out to
get himself in the limelight as much as
possible.
Those who support the monarchy bave
had pretty good reason to distrust Pierre
Trudeau in such matters of courte. Hasn't
John Diefenbakee told them often enough
that the PM is a threat to the monarchy.
.1 think it's true that Trudeau is in that
large portion of Canadians. I doubt it's. a
majority but it is a growing minority, who
fail to see the monarchy as the glue that
keeps the country together. To them the
Queen is a gracious, glamourous; slightly
humourous lady who comes to visit now
and, then reminding us of our 'ancient
history.
Yet despite the criticism Trudeau
has taken from manarchists 'lately, it's
ironic that never in history has.the Queen
visited Canada so much as in the Trudeau
years at the top. I think it's safe to say that
• the Queen has been in Canada more times
- since Pierre Trudeau became prime
minister than in the entire 100 years
previously.
Anyway, back to the point, which is that
never is so much made of so little as when
the Queen comes to visit. Perhaps it's
because the Queen usually comes in the
summer (maybe if she came, in the winter
she wouldn't be so sure she really wanted
to be queen of Canada). Summer days are
the dog days of journalism. Nothing seems
to be happening but still those big pages of
the newspaper have to be filled. The
National News still goes on every night and
Peter Kent just can't sit there and stare
blankly at the camera and say nothing
happened today.
So a Royal visit is great for the
newsmedia. Instead of staring blankly at
the television camera and telling us
nothing happened, Peter Kent can now
stare blankly at the television camera and
tell us what coloured dress the Queen wore
today and how her purse and shoes were? -
colour co-ordinated and what nice things
she said to a Mountie despite the fact the
Mountie's horse did a no-no just as the
Queen's car was passing.
Of course whenever things get dull
there's good old Phillip along to put his
foot in his mouth and get somebody talking_
about something Other that the Queen's
clothes. But who can blame him? How
would you like to have as your prime
concern making sure that you always
walked a pace behind your wife knowing
that if you didn't, you're apt 'to cause a
constitutional crisis.
You know we talk a lot about the stress of
many modern jobs but I don't think many
could match that of the Queen. We talk
about theboredom of assembly line work
but what about the Queen's assembly
line,accepting bouquets that look alike all
aeros~s the country from little girls who look
ke while turning sods for buildings that
all look alike or planting trees that all lOok
alike, And all the time smiling, smiling,
because if you let the corners of your
mouth drop, it might be picked up by some
reporter or commentator who would take it
as a sign of your displeasure the whole
country might go into a state of
aprehended collapse.
You know, if I was the Queen, I think I'd
be applauding those lawyers who want to
see the monarchy disbanded in. Canada. I'd
just like to go home to the palace and enjoy
my jewels and forget about all the stupidity
that arises every time l'step out the front
door.
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AUGUST 2,41V--- -
We would again Call the attention of the town
authorities to the fact that the street lamps should be
lighted during these dark nights. N
Graham Williamson has shown us an excellent
example of aerated bread manufactured at his bakery
which was certainly of very choice quality. Instead of
being baked in the ordinary way in open pans, this
bread is baked in closed air-tight pans.
William Sproat, and David Campbell of Tuckersmith
and Robert Scott of McKillop have returned home from
their trip to Scotland. Each of the gentlemen looks well
and hearty.
The McKillop Insurance Company is continually
growing in public favor.
The United Sabbath School Committee having made
arrangements to hold their annual excursion, Aug st is/
14, and the Mayor having proclaimed that day a 'vic
holiday, all business will be suspended. A special rain
will leave Seaforth station at 7 a.m. sharp for God rich,
where one of the magnificent lake steamers will be
waiting for the excursion to convey _them_to
Kincardine .1. The Seaforth town band has been
engaged for the occasion.
Norman Brownell has had his right arm fractured by
being kicked by one of his horses.
A congregational ,meeting will be held in the
Presbyterian Church for the purpose of 'making
selection of a precentor and determining whether or not ,
the congre gation is prepared to extend a call to a
minister.
The trustees at a meeting held on Tuesday decided to'
purchase as a site for the new Hight School building, 3
acres of land from Dr. Coleman. It was purchased for
$350 per acre.
AUGUST 7, 1903
Dr. Whitely of Londesboro but lately of Humberstone
has bought out a practice at Gorie and left last week for •
that place -to enter upon his duties.
We regret to say that Thomas Bone of Brucefield
has moved from this neighbourhood and has taken up
his residence in the County Town. Mr, Boyce has been
a resident of the London Road for 30 years, and we
regret to have, him 'leave us. While packing up, Mr.
Boyce came across an old Expositor, dated Sept 1,
1876.
The village of Brucefield has been very quiet lately as
farmers are busy,but harvesting will soon be over, and
then we hope business will boom as usual. •
The little son of Albert Coates of Constance had the
misfortune to break his leg recently by a fall from an
apple tree. •
The farmers are making good headway with the'
harvest at Hensall and report the yield and quality are
both very good.
The Hensall band has been engaged to play at the
Zurich Fall Fair.
The elevator of the Seaforth Milling Company is fast
nearing completion.: The carpenter .work and framing
will be completed this week ready for the insiallation of
the machinery. The milling company are to be
commended for their enterprise in rebuilding and for
the speed in which they are getting their mill in shape
for business...
There was considerable, excitement en Mtin Street
on Friday evening. A lady and gentleman were driving
up from the park when the horse began to kick. It kept
its, heels in the air until it came ,in front of Mr. A.
Young's Store when it fell. The only damage done was
the breaking of the dashboard.
AUGUST 3,1928
The past few fine days have brought haying almost to
a close and the farmers are all: getting busy cutting
wheat and barley. •
Dr.P.J. 0".Dwyer, Coronor, was called to Grand Bend
to investigate the death by drowning foroyitahwenla2 tyneaaytir old ki
sonA opfazaRoabreartndCtoeoapehrelodfaK
t the rectory
was a success. Music was furnished by the Bayfielci
Orchestra.
The following pupils of Miss Sniver, Brucefleld, were
successful in passing the- examination 'of the Toronto
Conservatory of Music held in Seaforth Jean Foster,
Lillian Richardson, and Catheline Mustard, Honours.
An organized band of petty thieves is believed to be
Working in the Dublin district following the discovery
early Tuesday morning that five places in he village of
Dublin had been broken into the middle of the night
and cash and articles valued up to $100 were stolen. A
check up Tuesday morning revealed the fact that 8 and
a half of gasoline had been 'taken from the- pump in
front of Hills Hardware Store. The rear window had
been broken in and, pocket knives, razors, etc. up to
$35, were stolen. The side window was broken into at
the store of W. Stapleton allowing access to the interior.
where the thieves removed about $50 in cash, taken
from the till. Breaking into Smith's Garage the thieves,
took cigarettes, cigars, chocolate bars, and refresh-
ments.
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Contents of the booth valuing up to $50 were
completely taken.
The villagers of Hensall were startled before six
o'clock on Tuesday morning by the ringing of the fire
bell when it was discovered that the storehouse of
Messrs. T.W. Parlmer and son was in flames.
Fortunately. for Messrs. Parlmer and Son, who had a
large quantity of ice stored, the ice escaped, owing to
the deep covering of saw-dust over it.
Firemen of Hensall ate planning some improvements
to the town hall bell so that in case of a fire, the alarm
will be louder and moredistinct,
Berry picking is becoming the order of the day.
The new addition to the United Church in Hensell
which is a very neat store room of brick on a_cement _
foundation for coal, wood, and other material is nearing
completion,.
Cromarty congregation has just had two large
furnaces placed in their remodeled Presbyterian
Church. These were installed by George A. Sills and
-Son. The same firm in also placing a furnance in the
manse.PriviesibsytseesriaGnraCche urmchaean,A
none Dale, and Ethel
,Mekay, returned from-their motor trip to -Owen Sound,
Orillia and Collingwood. They also took a boat trip up to
the Muskoka Lakes.
AUGUST 7, 1953
Work commenced this week on the paving of the
Tuckersmigh road adjacent to andsouth of R.C.A.F.
Station, Clinton.
Because of the heavy airport traffic which it carried,
maintenance of the road was difficult. The paving
extends easterly from the No. 4 highway was being
layed by the highways department of the County of
Huron, as contractor for National Defense. Cost of the
work is approximately $13,000.
Winners in the field crop competition: for Abegweit
oats are: 1st Robert McKercher; John Henderson;
Robert Allan; Russel T. Bolton; R.E. McMillan;
Harold Price; Arnold Jamieson; James Keys; John
White; John Crozier; Thomas MaEwan; Stanley Hillan;
Kenny Stewart and Donald Buchanan.
A keenly fought soccer football game between Ethel
and Winthrop at Winthrop resulted in a 1-1 deadlock.
The game was refereed by Less Dolmage and was the•
first game in the league finals.
The contract for grating and building of culverts
#8 'Highway between Seaforth and Clinton has been
awarded to the Dinsmore Construction Company,
Windsor, according to an announcement made this
week, by Thomas Pryde M.L.A.