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The Huron Expositor, 1978-07-20, Page 3Amen • by Karl Schuessler. Not a native yet ' When you move to the country and stay in one' place almost ten years, you'd think you'd earn a little native status. But ten years? What's ten years? say the. old fimers. According to their reckoning, I've only Sent up a few shoots•in Perth County soil.., It's going to take at least another fifty years for my roots to amount to 'anything. I should liye so long. Word around here has it you have to be born in these parts. Better still, your parents.. and grandparents. It's those kinds of roots that put you in the local status. Bu,t 1. think there's something else that . separates the locals from the newcomers. YOu can spot itright off. The natives know how to say things right...Pronounce words right. They know how to talk. And all 'of us newcomers' hang out our tongues and wish We. could talk like that. But we can't. We haven't been made here. . Raised here. We hadn't been initiated by birth into the strange and mysterious ways of pronouncing certain words. thought I had it made when I moved from Mississlauga into this German Lutheran' district with its capital in the village .of Brodhagen. Those German words weren't going to phase meone bit. I had at least four years of German in school and better yet, I carried in my own name weightier credentials. 1 had a last name that stood up to anyone's in Btodhagen. And if any one still had any doubts, I• spelled my first name with a "K". You couldn't get any more native than that. But all my book learned`German did the no good. it held me back. 1 still couldn't say the words right. Take the name Beuerman. Now. ' anyone who's taken only one lesson in ' German knows that "en" is pronounced "oi". So I plunged right in saying the name like "Boierthan". Wrong., The natives say "Bi-er- man" Scherbarth I thought was a snap. I took to the word right. away. I 'knew "Scher" meant "to cut" and "Bart" was a •beard. A beard cutter. A barber. And how do you say it? Easy. "Scher" is "Share" and then "barth". - To be real German about it, drop the last "h" and say "bart". Wrong. The natives sound it something like "Sherbert". Wieterson seemed simple enough. Just Pronounce everything you see and change the "W" to -a "v" "Vee-ter-sen." And how do ithe natives say it? "Widderson". And Faust. Now, anyone' knows that name from Goethe . That. German dramatist ..wrote about his man Faust who sold his soul -to the devil. And Faust is pronouened Faust. Easy. - The "au"'s in German come out "ow"s. But the locals don't do anything like that at all.. Anyone in the know says "Foss". . • It's just not the German words. A native says the little town of Sebringville is Sevingville. Bornholm is' Bor-nam. and Ethel--that little village in McKillop township isn't said like the girl's name at all. It's E-thel. Long e. That's lethal. For it cuts me off from any claim to native stock. But I'm learning. After ten years I have enough sense to take new words easy. I don't jump in any more 'with my high German in high gear. I wait,, I let the natives have a go at the word first. They know how to get it right. Perth COunty way. Hillebrecht is Hillbright. Buuck is Book. Rock is Stone. I've learned how a word is spelled and how it's prOnouced is purely coincidental. The ears have it. Not the eyes. Knowing that, Im on the long glow road to becoming a local. Sugar and Spice by 'Bill Smiley By the time -this appears in print. I'll probably be flogging around Europe. irritable, exhausted and disgruntled. muttering. "What am I doing here, bucketing around on a bus, .gawking at cathedralS, and listening to the yammering of a horde of people of whose language I know eight words on a good day?" And I'll goon. I know it. "What am I doing blowing half of my life's' savings junketing around with a Minch of other middle-aged has-beens, when I could be back home right now, playing golf with a bunch of.,middle-aged has-beens? "I must be out of my mind, paying $24.00 for two hamburgs and a bottle of wine,, when I could be out at Foster's picking my own strawberries and going borne to a great chicken dinner that costs about $2.00. with tiny new boiled potatoes, green onions, new carrots and fresh green beans. "I could be sitting in my own back yard right now, looking at the Lear-like oaks, sniffing my neighbours' flowers, contemplating a late-afternoon swim, and sucking occasionally on a cold ale, instead of sitting in this ruddy bus, looking at the other turkeys whoa took this trip, inhaling the fumes of gasoline, contemplating the folly of trips to Europe, and, knowing I'm going to pay $1.25 for a Coke at our next stop. if we ever stop. "We didn't go anywhere near Lille. so I couldn't look up Andree, but she probably a fat old lady now, with a moustache. She was , tending in that direction back then. And we didn't even go near Antwerp, so I missed seeing Tita. I w ider if she thought .11'd stood her up that n; Friday the 13th of October, when I didn't show up? She'd have no way of 'knowing I'd been shot down that afternoon. Nice kid, and she said her old man had lots of money. "I wonder, if young Wilson, next door, is keeping the lawn cut. Thank the Lord we had no catto be fed this time. I wonder if Kim got a job. I wonder how The Boys are. "That was some du yie stayed in last night. The mattress was so lumpy I hid to sleep on the floor, and the Old Lady didn't get a wink, She was so excited at those young Italianc whistling at her and pinching her bum. She made me take pictures of the bruises, to show the girls back home. "It wasn't as bad, though, as the night we Crossed the North Sea to Holland in that converted barge they called a cruise ship. They were the only ones who weren't tossing their tripes with every roll. "The Old Girl's been pretty decent though. She hasn't said more than• four. times a. day, "My God, I'll be glad when this isnver." And she insisted Pm not the most miserable man on the trip. She says I'm about one jump ahead of that mean old sod from Cleveland. "About the only time she gets snarkey is when I try'my trilingualism out. I say to some young German blonde, 'Vie Ill uhr ist es, bitte?' The blonde laughs heartily, even I though I've only ,asked focthe'time of day, oflny accent, but my wife thinks I've cracked, a dirty joke or something. "Thank goodness we have our tickets home paid for. I'm going to seek out and kiss Trudeau on both checks when I get home. even if it makes me throw up. Canadian inflation'-is peariuts-compared to what they have over here. Buck and. a half for a' cup of coffee. Sold my watch in Vienna after they gave me my bill 'tit' the bier garten. Sold my other pair of shoes this morning to an' Italian entrepreneur after I'd taken a taxi ride to a fountain to throw sonic coins in it. Next item to go on the block is my wife' stravelling-iron. It weighed three pounds when'we started out: and now weights fourteen. "That tout' guide is a dandy. He'll be a Millionaire when he's thirty. In every city, he recommend a restaprant run by a cousin. at which the prices are way belO7w average and the food way above. Whereas the reverse is true. They all serve the same Something - stew -and want an arm and a leg. "What am I doing here, on my way to another scabrous cathedral when I could be home out bass fishing with Dalt Hudson or on the Bruce Peninsula fishing speckled trout or wandering through the trees on the 'back nine of the golf course? "Or just sleeping in, if I felt like it. instead of having to hurtle out of the sack at six to join that sickeningly cheerful tour group at seven and climb. on that bloody bus to charge another 800 miles down sortie foreign road? "Never again, boy. never again. Next time I Want to visit the sights and sounds of Europe. not to mention the smells fAh. Venice!]. read a good travel book. "Who talked me into this, anyway? Let's see. It wasn't my wife, who has every, minute of it. Now I remember. It was Frank --Powell, a colleague, who did the 'same trip When the Canadian dollar" was way up kid English pound was way down. I can hardly wait to get back. I'm going to princh that Powell right on the now " • ontetiiing by Susan _White• t)o y c THE HURON EXPOSITOR • OuLy 20 1070 1 iss:Hmowitig, lawn? c LIFE MEMBERSHIPS AWARDED — Mrs. Georgina Thiel, president of. Perth South District WoMen's institute; 'pins a life membership pin of Mrs. Roberta Templeman as Mrs. Doris•Millerlooks on. Mrs. Templeman and Mrs. Miller were both presented with life memberships by the Sfaffa W.I. during their 75th birthday celebrations. (Expositor Photo) The eiglopie,at our place these days, just like at your plae'e, is the lack of rain. I was home last Thursday and all day I postponed outdoor things that I should have done because it honestly Wired like a downpour was coming any ,minute. . Of course• it didn't and Pm about ready to schedule a rain dance party for Saturday night. Kind of a novel get together theme, don't you think? While all around us Huron and Perth County farmers face the possible loss of a good part of their livelihoods if it doesn't rain fast, at our place in McKillop the concern with lack of rain is. a,little more mundane. No rain in. serveral 'weeks means that the better half can't cut the lawn, Now that wouldn't.bother most people a bit. In fact they'pl be glad to be relieVed of that once or twice Obituary MRS.A.L. POWELL Augusta Louisa Powell of Seaforth died Monday at Huron- view, Clinton, where she had been a resident for over a year. Born in Perth, Scotland she was a Nurse's Aid. She came to live in Seaforth about 20 years ago. She was predeaced by her husband William Powell. Surving• are three daughters, Mrs. Kenneth (Mary) Doig of Seaforth: Lillian Powell of Toronto and Doreen Powell of Florida; two brothers, Hector Forbes of Derby, England, and Archibald Forbes, of Edinburgh, Scotland; 11 grandchildren and one great grandchild. A family Memorial service was held Wednesday at 2 p.m. at the Whitney-Ribey funeral home'with Rev. Robert Roberts officiating. The body has been donated to Medical Science, University of Western Ontario. As expressions of sympathy, donations may be made to the Canadian National Institute for the Blind. Every week more and more people discover what mighty jobs are _accomplished by if:KV cost Huton Expositor Want Ads. Dial 527-0240. Correction a week chore and put the bloody lawn enhold which is just what's been happening during our several week' drought, "I can't even remember the hist tirnei cut it", he moaned the other night as we looked over the increasingly brown and shrivelled back yard. ("You can sure tell where people have their, septic tanks, '" he chortled when we were out for a drive another day,' septic tanks being his bread and butter, so to speak). I've suspected for some years now that Andy actually likes his lawn mowing stint. The reply that's supposed to cut, off all further -discussion when I ask him to do something in the house was always "I have to cut the lawn". . Nowlthat , the .. drought has eliminated that excuse . . .ah, reason, he's taken to bringing home flowers that have to be planted, lawn ornaments that Mr. McLachlan pointed out there were three times when the assessment could have been appealed--in the fall when the notice was mailed put, then if not satisfied' with the result of-that hearing an appeal could be made to the county judge, and then, an appear to the Ontario Municipal Board. Mr. Russo asked, "Is there no way you can pass, a by-law to get these properfies cleaned up?" He named several properties that are an eyesore. Reeve Sillery said, "When you came o Vanastra you knew what it was like." He added, "We have a whole rural area to think of." Discouraging Mr. Russo replied, "Your industries should come first if you hope to encourage .more Indust- ries to move into Vanastra.• You actually are' discouraging people from going there." "In all my time I've never seen a community as bad as Vanastra. I think it's up to you to clean it up," he stated. Clerk McLachlan said council is working on it' and that one property should be cleaned up by the end of this week, Reeve Sillery asked Russo if he thotight a • senior government might be able to help, Mr. RUsso Said, "If you need a government grant to `clean up this area I'm sure you can get it for a pdverty area." The reeve asked if he had any comments on the housing area, and Mr. Russo replied that the majority of residents are starting to clean up their properties. He have to be installed, fertilizer that has to be spread, anything, just anything that'll keep him outside (and' by extension, , me inside), With Our uncertain Well we can't water the vegetable garden where , even the weeds have stopped growing let alone the lawn. Pretty soon I'm afraid he's going to take to visiting the neighbours on,his 'riding lawn- mower . . . he misses•being on it so much. The baby used to ride in her back pack on his „pack while he mowed occasionally and doubtless she misses her weekly shaking up too. - T can't resist telling you that she's a sight for sore eyes as' she •rides around on dad's back, peering over this side and that, boosting herself as high as she can to look closely at whatever he's doing. She wears a seat belt and it won't slip over her said only some cause all the problems putting up shacks. Pressure on Council agreed to put pressure Man charged A young man from the Clinton, area will appear in provincial'court in Goderich on Monday, charged with assault, bodily harm and theft, after an incident at the Commercial Hotel list Monday night..,, Chief John Cairns said two young men entered the Com- mereial Hotel about 11 p.m. last Monday and, had a few beers while playing pool. One of the young men started to fool around the pool table and verballjr. abused Rene Dupuis, owner of the- Commercial Hotel, Mr. Dupuis then asked the young men to leave the. hotel, The one man refused and started a fight with Mr. Dupuis. The owner of the hotel sustained-head injuries-and pos- sibly a broken nose during the fracas. Also, during the struggle, about $14 in bills fell from. Mr. Dupuis' breastpocket. When the owner picked himself up from the.fight,.the young men had fled and his money was missing. After an intensive inquiry conducted by Seaforth police, a Vanastra man was charged with assault, bodily harm and theft. takes 36 minutes to see through it. The board members hope all the Grade 7 and 8 students in its 19 schools will visit the train as a "field trip", as their history and geography courses coincide more dosely with the theme of „the train. Transportation will be provided by baord owned buses where possible, with costs paid out of "field trip funds by each school". If these have already been spent, the board will vote on a motion tabled at the meeting, to be brought forth at the next meeting, August 21, on whether to pay the full transportation costs extimated to be about $600 total for all the schools: A letter from Chris Hill of R.R.3, Mitchell, asking for ac- commodation for a special school in the Stratford area that 17 parents are interested in forming, will be answered by a letter outling board policy. The school Will be a non- denomination \al private elementary school run under Ministry of Education guidelines, Mr. Hill said in his letter. Trustee David Teahen, *afford, pointed Out "We are a denominational system supported by Catholic ratepayers." Mr. Eckert said that while some non-Catholic students do (Continued from Page 1) He said "if we have a fire, we'll need the water." Mr. Phillips said the one period when the pressure in the system drops is at night when many people are watering lawns and gardens. He said if any of the pumps went, then this could create problems. Also, if the dry weal her shoulders. So anxious is my better •half to get back to mowing the lawn that I'm beginning to think there's something in it. Once it rains, if it rains, do yott think. I'd .be.' escalating the battle between the sexes if I answered his "What's for dinner?".qu'erhwith,don't know. I've got to cut the lawn.''?. ******** I had a birthday recently And. I've now joined that generation *that you can't trust NC ybodY over the age of (or so the expression went in my flower-power 'youth). I'm not worried about my advancing age though and not just because I haven't had much time to think about it. No, it's because I have before me shinging prod 'that, age in years and lack of energy, spunk, humour and adaptibility don't neceParnv an 4-,,,otber, The on owners to clean up, using its by=law to force people to remove hazardous rubble. _After due notice council can clean up the property and charge it oir the owner's taxes if he does not co-operate. Absentee landlords and .owners were blamed for some of the unsightly properties. Council decided to pay for the new tractor lawn mower bought Health Minister Dennis Timbrell has approved plans for a renovation piciject at Clinton' Public Hospital. Doug. Coventry, hospital administrator, said the hospital originally applied to , begin renovations three years ago. Plans call for upgrading older sections of the hospital to meet current fire safety standards. Mr. Coventry said the renovations will include instal- lation of sprinkler system in the older part , of the hospital; ,building a fire escape at one end of the older section of the hospital and installing 'new ceilings. He said the renovations mean part of the second floor of the 1947 addition and part of the first floor will have to be closed for a few weeks during construction. The Ontario Ministry of Health will pay two-thirds of the approved cost of the project, expected to be $150,000. attend the board's schools they are not excused' from religious education. Advanced The Stratford and District Association for Mentally ' Re- tarded asked the board to accept some advanced students from the Atwood and the Portia Schools for the mentally retarded in the system's schools, The board agreed to integrate some students on an individual basis on the recommendation of Superintendent Joseph Mills if he would advise it following his investigation and evaluation of a st lent. Chairman Donald Crowley read a letter from the principal of the pious Blood School in Exeter and one from the president of the Parent Teacher Association com- mending the board for the renovations being made at the school to improve facilities. The PTA president said it was "a vote of confidence to Catholic education in Exeter." With municipal elertiongTO be held' early this year the baord policy on the inaugural meeting will be changed for it to be held on the first Monday in December rather than the first Monday in January as in past years. The next meeting of the board will be held on August 21. continues, there may have to be some restrictons place on water use in the town. Egmondville residents are be- ing asked to cut down on the amount of water they use ' by Tuckermsith Township Council by not watering their lawns and gardens. The two wells which supply the \villageJ are low at the present time. proof is in the form of a friend who's younger at 91 than many I know are at 31, She gives everyone who knows her optimism about their own old age.faith in the future and bctf in the.past. Life must be good, e' think, to produce people with her in. livin g. We we're born an the same day this lady -and I, sixty short years apart. Last year when I was 30 she was three times my age. This year, for some reason that my non-mathematical mind cannot figure out, I'm still 60 years younger but at 91 she's no longer three times as old. She's a wonder. Many of our older citizens are when we taite tinge to' discover it. If I can be as spry and interested in life as she is,, even becoming 39" won't faze me. , slum for Vanastra Recreation--a new 14 . horsepower Massey Harris machine bought from Boyes Farth Supply, R.R.4 Seifoith, for $1,900 plus four per cent sales tax and plus $700 for the old lawn mower.' 1 To compensate the Recreation CoMmittee fot its old lawn mower , the township will provide 40 hours of free tractor use and after that $5.00 per hour for use. Mr. Co.ientry.said future plans calf for the relocation of the emergency and X-ray departments at the hospital and the up-dating of both departments. Plans for this renovation . project haven't yet been approved by the, ministry. Mr. Coventry said construction at the hospital will likely start at the end of August. - Increase explained to PUC By Wilma Oke An Ontario Hydro official, ex- plained the increase from 36 cents to 42 cents per billing requested by the commission from the town for billing and collecting costs at last Wednesday's PUC meeting. William Townend, London, municipal a , titint, Western region, 0fario Hydro gave a breakdown of the sewage charges - for billing and ,collecting. Mr. Townend said the data used for the study was based on Seaforth's PUC 1977 customer statistics. PUC manager Tom Phillips said the new rates for the hydro increase would be charged to customers at the end of the month. He said an advertisement would outline-the rates the week of July 27 and he hoped,, customers would cut It out for future informaion. - Douglas McIntosh of Zurich Insurance attended the meeting to discuss•with tile. commission a long term disability health plan and an accidental and dis- memberment clause. Due to the length of the discussion with Mr. McIntosh and Mr. Townend it will be necessary for another meeting of PUC to be called at an undetermined date to deal with other business on the agenda. Lions Carnival (Continued from Page 1),_, Tom Younk, Gord Beuttenmil- ler and Orville Oke are in charge ot the bar. , The advertising campaign was handled by Jerry Hetherington and Jim Stewart. Parking will be co-ordinated by Jud Walker, Mel Brady, Dave Hoover, and Jim Scott. Ticket sales have been handled by John Turnbull, Andy McLean, Clair Campbell, Ross Scott and Ab Whitney. The penny sale was arranged by Irwin Johnston, John Cardno, Elmer Lucile and John Mode- land. The displays were co=ordinated by Bill Taylor and Harold Turn- bull and Lloyd Hoggarth was in charge of organizing the staff for the event. Bob Plumsteel is the treasurer of the carnival and Lions pre- sident Gordon Rimmer is chair- niand of the event. • The penny sale draw will be held on Sunday night. By Wilma Oke Vanastra waos called a slum area by one of its own residents at a Tuckersmith Township Council meeting Tuesday. night. Sam Russo, Vanastra, owner of RunSal Enterprises which makes horse trailers,. complained about the taxes levied against the factory. He thought the taxes were too high "for where we, ire." "Vanastra has not too much to offer," lie said, "We live in a slum-area. We have a junkyard as you enter Vanastra. Any other area would have to put up' a • fence. The way it is displayed now is not right." • Reeve Ervin Sillery asked' Mr. Russo if he had appealed his assessment. He said he had not as he was in Quebec' When the time came to do it. Mr. Russo said he had his property and factory valued at $57,000 by a London valuator. Clerk Jack McLachlan provided Mr. Russq with the amounts of his tax bills"When he said he had left in a hurry to come to the._ meeting and had left them on his desk. In 1976 his taxes were $4,300, in 1977 they were $4,500 and this year $1,600. Mr. Russo said he was satisfied with the amount he is called on to pay this year but 'Wondered why the amounts were excessive in the two previous years. "Whatever is fair, that's what I'm interested in," he said. Reeve Sillery said, "There is nothing we can do about those years now. It's something you overlopked on your part." Mr. Russo agreed. "Yes, I think it was neglect On my part." Clare Westcott", in a letter tc the.editor, published in the July E issue of The Huron Expositor. regarding the book debate in - Huron County said. "Some feel that the school is the place where today's students • must be made aware of our new found morality. A new morality that somehow. reminds me of the Old, immorality," The letter published in the Expositor' read, "A new morality that son-MI.0w reminds me of the old morality," The Expositor apologizes for the error. By Wilma Oke The • Huron•Perth County Roman Catholic Separate School Board learned at its -meeting in Dublin Monday night that all the , teaching positions in the system are filled for the coming term. - William Eckert, Director of Education, reported the following additions to' staff, transfers or re-assignments: Sherry Killby, Stratford, to Kinkora; Ida Martin, VVinghani; Gary Prince Transfer- red to Wingham; Joe 'Blythe, returning from leave to Dublin; Mary Flannery re-assignment (Special Education) and Jim McDade re-assignment (Cur- riculum); Ferne Wickenheiser, Gadshill, Special Education; Christine Kelly, Picton and 'London Speech Pathologist-- p. Education; JoAnne Eckert; St. Mary's, half time-- Special Education in Stratford; and Debbie Hobbs, Ottawa, Special Education, hired for one year to fill the vacancy of Denise Culligan, who was granted a leave-of-absence for the _ 1978,79 school term. The Board voted to Support Stratford Council in bringing the Discovery Train to Stratford, September 4 to 9. The Discovery Train, Mr. Eckert explained. is a project of the federal govern- ment. He said the train, acquired from the American Freedom Train Foundation, will be a $3 million investment when com- pleted and will travel across Canada for the next five yeat's. Stratford is its second stop. Mobile Museum Mr. Eckert handed out a news release on the 15-car train which reports it to be the world's largest mobile museum designed by the National Museums of, Canada as a major travelling exhibition de- picting the story of Canada. He said the train can accommodate 1,000 visitors an, hour, and it Objector to taxes calls Vanastra a II .seporate.. school tecicheit hired Crops dry out Clinton hospital to be. renovated