The Wingham Times, 1898-07-08, Page 2111E WIN611AM rr1ijEs, JULY 8, hitt.
Extravagance.
I beard a story lately of a high.
lander who had been persnadetl to
'buy a, ticket 'for a ratifl(*. Ilei won
the first prize, a bicycle, but on being
told of his good tontine, instead of
hugging, himself .with delight, he
said: "Neel, th tt'a jist tea luck ;
buying tsvn tiekef, svIma vin wail 'a'
done. We ji'1 :t , 3'.: eeee,i lv {�'1'il• '"-
Dundee Peopie's .101. P11 I.
SICK
setting Oneself to Sleep.
Many are the expedients resorted
to by persons who are troubled with
insulntlla to eunx retoctant slumber.
Some of these expedients are as
primitive and simple as grand-
mother's remedies for eolds, fevers,
torpid liver and the like, and they
are equally effective. At a little
dinner party at an uptown club not
long ago the subject of sleeplessnes
thrust itself into the general dis
mission, and various experiences
wore nar'r'ated.
`•Nov lee me sell my way of
getting to sleep Mien 1 tool nervous
and wakeful," salt a woman who
was born in New 1ngland and who
takes pride in the fact that she em-
bodies family traditions nearly 200
years old. "It is a method that has
prevailed in our family Por several
generations. Of gour_e you will
lough at me, but it is just this:
�Whenever you find yourself getting
., tt' I u'(') and n)nre wakeful after you
Aati have reti"eft to bt:d, just close your
eyes, conjure ul, a pasture and begin
counting the sheep ' as they jump
over a stile. At first yon may not
he able to see the sheep very dis-
tinctly, but scon they will pass before
your imagination like a procession.
You eoant then) one by one, and by
and by you will see two jump over
the stile at the same time ; next a
whole lot of them will go over in a
hunch, and you will. lose the count.
Everything then becomes vague, and
for a short time you see on endless
string of sheep moving forward,
growing more indistinct with each
movement until yon aro asleep."—
New York Timer.
SORES GONE. SKIN CLEAR
Mrs. Philip Mitchell, St. Marys, Ont.,
says :-"My little boy aged 10, was a
complete plass of sores, caused by bad
blood. We could find nothing to cure
him. Finally 1 not a bottle of Burdock
Ulood Bitters, and before half the bot-
tle was gone he began to improve, and
by the time the bottle was finished be
had not a sore on him."
A CANVASSER'S EXPERIENCE.
St-FF1:ItEDIFltOJ1 KIDNEY 'MU= .1NI)
liIIEUMATISM-•'-WAS III:COMING
I)ESI'ONI)i:NT \VIM'S .tID
lU tCIIED RIAs,
1 ram the Jowled, St. Cuthcrtnts,
One of the most recent witnessca
about Foothill and vicinity regard-
ing the virtues of Dr. \'Vtilian's' Pink
Pills is John F. Pafce, two is widely
known in the Niagara district as he
bas been on the road as an adver-
tiser and canvasser for six years and
has thousands of acquaintances. His
complete cure has added fresh lustre
to the reputation of this great medi-
clue Hearing of Mr. Price's suffer-
ings and restoration, a history of his
i;; story is : —
and have
matism for
have been
Po ,itivcly cured by these
Little Pills.
They also relieve Distress from Dyspepsia.
t.; :..' .:.•:t i.n': Too lIt•arty Eating. A. per -
Let 1•c:iu..:y fret D ...'r;. -s, Nausea, Drowsi-
� :• Test.: in : Mouth, Coated Tongue
I': in in the Side, TORPID LIVER. They
Leg,eate the Bowels. Purely Vegetable.
Small Pitt Small Dose.
Small Price.
Substitution
the fraud of the day.
Sec you get Carter's,
Ask for Carter's,
Insist and demand
Carter's Little t ...iver Pills.
STREI 1R CSR BACK,
The Anvil once. mere rings with the
strokes of Y:a hammer.
Mr. Thos. Porteont. the well known
blacksmith of Goat:rtch, Ont , tells how
sickness and weakness;: gave way to health
and strength. "For the past four years my
i.1
case was requested. H
"1 ash 2(1 years of ag
been afflicted with rh(
;even \ ears. At tittles
unable to get my clothes on or off
without assistance, and have often
been compelled to hate my food cut
for sue at the tableY In the winter
EASY PAY FOR A SMOKE,
BUT Ti11: IIt.#TE CREt)ITOIL WA ti
READY TO COMMIT ASSAULT.
Some time ago the proprietor of a
papular down town cigar store was
confronted by a well dressed
stranger. The stranger smiled
pleasantly and asked for a cigar.
"(Blume as good as you've got,"
he said.
So the dealer reached around in
the showcase until he unearthed at
eertaiti brand.
"Fifty cents," he said as he shoved
them across the glas .
"That's the tiel et," said the
stranger es he caret. Ily selected a
sini,ker that suited hit r.
• Ile passed it mitten. y beneath his
nose. balanced it airil§ on one finger,
snipped of the end, Righted it and
puffed away contentedly. So ab
sorbed was he that 'e quite over-
looked the fact that ,he proprietor
was gazing at him expectantly.
"Oh, yes," he erir d, when he
nerves have been very weak, my sleep fitful
and disturbed by dream.4i, consequently I
arose in the morning unrested. I was
frequently very dizzy and was much
trouble(. with a mist that ame before my To give a new i
eyes, my memory was ofte defective and F
had fluttering of the heart, ogether with a -- dations of comb l'
sharp pain through it at times. In this CONSTIPATION CURED. better satisfied a
condition I was easily w",rried and felt I p y work.
enervated andexhauatcd. 'womonthsago It's im important you should haveuatur
I began taking Miami E fret and Nerve al action of the bowels, Purging and The cause of clus>fered is an over
I . since that time I have 1 sen gaining in n T , Vir IUrice to the system. Lasa- bees are etas
-
Liver
s••ripen„ dofull hive. When the
Lase -
health and steres th child. They have Liver Pills are nature's own medicine
restored my nerves to w hea thy condition, ter nil disorders of the Stomach, Liver tesed, work in the hive is suspended.
removed all dizziness a and r trouble, 1 Colonies that a st a swarm will
1 '
of 15:17 I was attacked with lar caught the cigar num 's gaze. He
grippe which settled in my kidneys, dived into one pocket, looked as.
another and
I then became so MOM, I was cow• tonished, dived into
polled to abandon < 11 employment. 'looked more astroishe
At that tirne my liver and kidneys " By Jove," he mi
combined in what seemed to me queer. .
their last attack. I used several
medicines and doctored in 13uffalu
and St. Catharines without getting
any relief, so my confidence in medi-
cine was about goo . I was getting lis embarassing ! Iia
no rest clay or nigh and was be- with me; must have
coming despondeutt finally I wasat hotel."
ttered, "that's
IIe scooped into IJ$ pocket again
and patted himself Across the vest
front.
"Dear, dear," he rmured, "this
en't got a cent
eft pocketbook
IIe looked at the pioprietor. The
Iter was regarding his. frantic
eight a . outs with at looks of lukewarm
state that I feel tier r than in the 1 sympathy. a
past ten years. These pills are the I "Take stamps?" 1 inquiried the
nearest to a specific of anything I'stranger as lie.thrustta hand into his
ever used, and the r are the cheapest ;inner coat pocket. t
and best medicin I ever tested,1 "Certainly, sir, ysaid
having titoroughly reached my case !suspicious dealer.
and effected a cu`'e. I feel so grafi- I "Then," said the iltratiger hastily,
fled for the relief have obtained "take these." Ancl her stamped heavi-
that I think it my daty to publicly ly on the floor a halfozen times and
snake his statement. If all who ire then scooted through; the door.
suffering will giv(�': Dr. Williams' I Well, the cigar man was so full of
Pink Pills an honest trial, I am surerage that he could only splutter•
they will be as enc i iastic in their I anathemas. He was se mad, in fact,
praise as I am." I that an hour fitter the sight of a
postage stamp or a heavy tread on
the floor would have thrown him
Dr. Chase Cures Cararrh After Op- into convulsions,—Cleveland Plain
erattons Fail. Dealer,
arch s been
larJ7• A Good Dlctiona .y for Tbree Cents
n, has been tt stag- I the dianttioas of 10,000
lately we sub -1 A diatomn,cy containing
ation at the Gen• i of the most urisi and° hupby Ili words in the
, P;n;;i,sh lauguare, is puhlised by rho llr. 1Villiams
then we have re- g memole Co., Brookville, Ont. Mule it soutane
some a(1cortising, it is o. complete dictionary, con -
else and correct, .
In compiling; this book care has been rami to
Travelling l.ncog.
A German banker, travelling by
rail in a first class carriage toward
Vienna., had as a fellow -traveler at
one of the intermediate stations an
i old gentleman, who entered into
conversation and proved very pleas-
ant. 'The banker got out before his
c..'rnpaniun, and before he did so
asked the latter how far he was
going. The gentleman replied, "To
Vienna."
"I have a daughter very well
married there," said the banker. "I
should like to give you a note of in-
troduction to her."
"t twee 13150 0 (lpuohter very well
married there," said the other. °
"Would it be too great a liberty
to ask the name ?"
"My daughter," the gentleman
answered, "is married to the Emporer
of Austria. It was the old King of
Bavaria.
the un-
Toronto, i
My boy, aged Court(
erer from catarrh, an
witted him to an op
eral Hospital. Sine
sorted to Dr. Obase's(Catarrh Cure, and
one box of this medicine has made a
prompt and complete cure. H. 0. 14 oar), l omit none of those common words whose spelling m
Fireexact use occasions at tinges a momentary difficulty,
Foreman, Cowan Ave. Hall. I even to well educated people. The ronin aim has
been to give as much useful information as possible
in a limited space With this in view, where noun,
i obviously connected in
ice and verb are al y
adjective
usually ono only has been inserted. The
volt -tine wilt trots be found to contain the meaning of
vary many more words than It professes to explain.
To those who already have a dictionary, this book
will commend itself because it is compact, light and
convenient; to those wilo have no dictionary what-
ever, it will be invaluable. Ono may be secured by
writing to the above concern mentioning this paper,
and enclus nr a thr• e•ecnt. stamp.
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Sirj,M,910
Tho Be hive.
'Whenever the CD lbs the all sealed
h
over, they should be removed.
Always give an abundance of room
for the storage of surplus honey.
Convey new swarms to their per-
manent places at. once when all the'
bees have t:nteredtthe hives.
Farm some foun-
to make them
d leads to early
t ant and Bowels. Cure • Coustipation by
comfort and li
)'s heart and
for Nervous -
le an similar
lying." Price
or T. Milburn
g the bowel wall and stimulating
the secretions. Leave no a
effects.
now I sleep well aur. c err tonin„
rest from it. That Miibu also swarm again t about eight days
Nerve Pills are agood reins y b d after if allowed to do so... This should be
ness, Weakness, Heart Tro d '1 prevented by remoiing all the queen
con ;taints goes without cells but one.
50 cls. a box at all druggist
& Co., Toronto, Ont. , After a queen ce ses to be fertile
•fl
M ) pi
J'.(,,ryti¢�\ �,� ,•��//i.�^., , l•'• r � - ..,,\ � r',�..r•:�.a��b�;�."�a,a,...�',�.`�:\'" �1`\w''i"�.7'!(`v
Castoria is Dr. Samuel i?itelner,s prescription for Iufauts
and c ,1 Iren. It contains neither Opium, i'lltorpbtitto nor
It is at harmless substitute
other Narcotic substance.
An' Paregoric, Diels, Soot111.Pg Syirup and Castor Oil.
xt is Pleasant. Its guarantee 1ei thirty years' also by
ti. Castoria destroys Worms ant]
1FYil1iorlfi of I�crt .er:;.
Criteria prevents vomiting Sour-
allays Feverishness.
Ctu'OE, Cures Diarrhoea and Wiwi Colter Cantooria relieves
Teethi11g, trot:ilea, cures Constipation Ian d Flatulency.
the t
Castoria assimilates the Food, regulate
ch
and Bawds, giving )7;saltily and natural sleep. Casteria
i:± the Cbiiltreit'1 panacea—tile Mother's Friend..
t st ria. Castoria.
"criteria is an c::c4llcat medicine for "Cast twin..i uis se nWell
sadapte Co au d to children
children. i\tothers have repeatedly told the that
lire known to mel`
y pre -
of its good dicot upon their cirildrtin." 11. A. l3 to me. M. i). T>r'uok�Yu, :Y Y.
1)u. G. C. O,GOO1, Lowell, Mass.
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• .Wel. «,�.,,., d.�',t=
Henry Grey, at night watchman !
for the Altnoute Knitting; Company,
was shot and killed by burglars.
Queer Advertisement s.
l Curiously worded advertisements the workers usually*asupersede her—
Lasa-Liver I'il:s cure Dyspepsia.
that are runny without intent are that is, they rear a new queen before
more common in the London papers, all of the worker eggs are gone and
it, would seem, than they are in•New then destroy the old queen.—St.
York publications. An English peri i Louis Republic.
cdical offered a prize the other day
1 for the best collection cf such an- ( The Oakville n
! nouncerilents end the following is the 1 she biggest straw
i result :—".t lady wants to sell her ( record.
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A QUES'T'ION OF SPELLING.
Thomas Parsons., burglar, incen-
diary and jail breaker, was sentenced I
at Belleville to fourteon years in I
the penitential','.
Teterboro' has abolished the ward,
system, limited the number of Alder.
men to one ser thousangeneral
tants and will elect them by g
vote.
Og1THOGRA PRICAL ERRORS SPOIL A
GOOD MAN'S TEMPER. l
t' T iron frame." "Furnished apart -
long
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Large Bottles, 2 cents. two gentlemen a ou a lir y
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Op New Yes Montreal
bey wanted who can open oysters
: with reference." "A. Bulldog for
answering to Jim with a brass collar
round his
neck and muzzle." "A
The D. Sc. L.
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The D. & L. EMULSION
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The D. & L. ENVISION
In r.e.,r:1Nd by the to rg ,hysicians of
1116 D. Wr 1.., n, rY S OM1
I. n ,,..., . , .iil give
Uuttle.
Ii ,i . , ', rrNCE
tLu g_....e,.... '. Montreal
sale; will cat anything, very fond
of children." "Wanted an organist,
and a boy to blow the same."
"Wanted a boy to be partly outside
and partly behind the counter."
"Lost near Highgate archway, an
umbrella belr,lliil:r to n gentieman
1itn beta Yih and bone handle."
I "To be dispct ed at', a mail phaeton,
the property of a gentleman with a
moveable headpiece as good as new.
There is a lot of gray •haired peo. i
plo dyeing to get married. i
et tat -ism
• ij r' r f f•• ,9
7 � i F E • : ren 1p-• 3, K"�d I •vr,+ r
"Does my whistling. disturb you?"
"Oh, not in the least. I'm used to
hearing men whistle,. I'm acollector
for a millinery hoc.e."
Some time ago a colored man hung
out a sign on a house which read,
"For Sail."
He happened to be at the gate
when a colored man carne along and
said.
"You'll never get an offer fir
your house with such spelling as
that." 1
The owner of the place was great'
ly puzzled to improve the orthogra-
phy but finally took his wife's ad-
vice and made it read, "For Sell."
This seemed all,sight for a day or
two, and then a school boy halted
and said :
"If you don't fila that sign all the
children will be laughing at you."
There was another convention of
the family to see where the mistake
`g made in, and the,si�,n was tO
read, "Fur Sal."
It had not been .up an hour when
an old colored mall came along and
queried :
"Does you mean dat dis place am
fur Sally ? Vt hat yer gwine ter gib
de place to Sally fur?"
"Am you findin fault wid datsign?"
aslced the other.
"Well, I doan' quite cotch on to de
spellin."
"You. loan', eb? Ills you got
X700 to pay cash dawn fur dis place?"
"No, sah."
"Den you pass ' on and shot up.
Maybe I doan' spell jist de same as
you do, but I've got prospects of
handlin $700, while% you has got boaf
knees out to de wea4ler. I doan' ker
to use high flown language an have
to w'atr a shoe on one foot an a bate
on de odder, Go Ilong, ole man.
You am too fly on j g'aphy."--Ntig-
gets.
S13tITF1 tiREUMATWC CURE
A UNIVERSAL C.li;ERATOR.
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Rheumatism is olzrablo-South Ameri-
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"I suffered inn.: , ."y from rheumatism
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many physrrtalis without any lasting
benefit. A tow dose* t,f -oath Amer'.
can Mumma ieCure wonderfully helped
me; two battles cured me.' -.-. ;. Errott,
hrorricl vine, Ont.
Thoueande otfi'reodtelavoe tell the
earns story -don't etlti'.r an hour
longer. --22.
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