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TILE WING RAM TIMES, AUGUST 27, 1897.
14nak:e Information Gut Short. i Tito Stable in Rummer. -
i
A small green water `snake made It takes a good deal of care to
its appearance in the courtyard be- keep the horse stable sweet and fit
twecn the city bell and the county for healthy living during the sum -
building yesterday. It was neArly mer amen. Unless it is quickly
a foot long, and for several hours it covered with earth, gypsum or aortae -
was treated as a great curiosity by thing equally efficient in absorbing
hundred; of spectators, who stopped odors, the decomposing manure will
to view it. Late in the afternoon a 'not only waste ammonia, but it will
well dressed young elan, smoking a be woree than wasted, because it
cigarette, sauntered into the court- will injure the health and especially
yard and said pleasant things to the the eyesight of the animals. Many
detectives and others who were a horse has gone blind because of
seatftd about. ; the ammonia affecting his eyes in
Suddenly he spied the snake a few-proorl's ventilated and dark etabies.
fret away, and, pointing to the ob- This is the chief disadvantage of
jest with his cane, the young man underground stables in summer..
pri•ceed.ed to give the officers a lee- They are cool, but it is very hard to
tare on snakes. keep them well ventilated and with-
" Tide here snake," began the out offensive smell. But if the un-
young man, as he pushed the object , clerground stable has, as it should, a
aside with his cane, " is known as cement floor, it may not be worse
than the overgrour d stable that has
" What anal:e," ehirped an inns- i a lank floor filled with the urine
cent. lookiug officer, as he leaned for.; and other secretions that have soaked
ward in feigned surprise. ;into it.
" Yes, what snake?" cried a dozen
of the assembly as they arose iu a 1
body. " We don't see any snake."
The new comer looked again, and
pointed at the innocent looking ob-
jeet, which. was coiled up in a bunch.
"Right there, before. your eyes,"
declared the yoang man, " it's only
flue feet away. Can't you see it?"
Every -body shook his Tread, and
told the young man that he must
surely be dreaming. The stranger
turned pale and rubbed his head as
if in a quandry, and then said some
thing about 'havin' 'em.' Again he
pointed to the abject and endeavoreu
to convince the officers that a real
snake lay on the ground before them
but they only shook their heads and
when somebody suggested that he be
taken to the hospital, he could stand
it no longer, and, pacing up and
clown like a caged animal, declared
he would forever swear off drinking
and smoking paper cigars. He be-
came serious about the matter, and
by listening; to the jests of the officers
he soon found himself in a bewilder-
ed state of mind and imagined the
snake was eight feet long.. The ofyi-
cors finally ;•,, e in, and with a sigh
of relief the stranger took a last look
at the snake and slowly strolled into
the street.—Chicago Daily Inter -
Ocean.
A sad ease ot poisoning took place
in Mount Pores: on Sunday week.'
Mr. C. L. King, 0. T. R. station
agent, and his family of five children
partook c f canned salmon for dinner,
after which all of them exhibited
signs of p.Msouin;. Mr. and Mrs.
Icing were blit slightly affected ; the
ehtldren, however, became very sick.
Two of them, Randolph, aged 5, and
Ruth Muriel, aged 2 years and G
months, died from the effects of till
poisoning on Monday, and were
buried on Wednesday. The other
three are still ill, but will probably
recover. Two of the fancily fortun-
ately happened to be from home and
so escaped the danger.
Grover 0 Connelly, ot Richmond.
Corners, N. I3.. says of Dr. 0 tse'e
Catarrh Cure : " I ani pleased I used
Dr. Cbn'e'd Catarrh Cure. I bad it in a
very severe forth for nearly live years. I
used several so stalled cures, but got no
relief. None of..tbow did tae any good.
One box of Dr. Chase's Catarrh Cure
completely cured mo."
ISe—What is a crank ?' Why, a
parson with one idea. 'Would you -
call me a crank ?' Why, no. I
it never gave you credit for having a
single idea."
Castleton—How few girls go in
bathing here this season. Dillibaek
—Yes the ;rand -stand back of the
b ttliing beach has been washed
away.
ious
Ys caused by torpid liver, which prevents diges-
tion and permits food to ferment and putrify to
the stomach. Then follow dizziness, headache,
One Honest Paan..
Diem Erlron,—Please inform your
launders that if written to confidentially
I will mail in a sealed letter , particulars of
a geuniuo, honest, home cure, by which I
was permanently restored to health and
mauiy vigor, after years of suffering from
nervous debility, sexual weakness, night
losses end weak shrunken parts, I was
robbed and swindled by the quacks until I
nearly lost faith in mankind, but thank
heaven, I am now well, vigorousand strong
and wish to make this certain means of
cure known to others. I have nothing to
silt and want no ,money, but being a firm
believer in the universal brotherhoodd of
man, I am desirous of helping the unfor.
nnate to regain their health and happiness
I promise you perfect secrecy.
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soundly, and would often awaken with
a start, together with a curious feeling
98 if my heart had stopped beating, and
it would be some time before I could
recover myself. At times I became
very dizzy and a mist gathered before
my eyes. I have taken many kinds of
patent medicines, but could get nothing
to relieve rite. Finally I received a box
of Milburn's Heart and Nerve Pills from
Messrs. L. J. Austen & Co., of this
place, and am glad to say that they
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An Old T'amer's Funny Hen.
Japanese Newspapers and 'Devils.' i
The Japanese newspaper, as de-
scribed in a letter from Tokyo to
the New York Evening Post, is a
eurious product of' the borrowed civ-
ilization of the Mikado's empire.
Practically the e is in it no tele,
graphic news, and the editorial anti-
eles are ingenious studies in the art
of saying certain Maga without say-
ing thein in a way to warrant the
censor's suppression of them, for the!
Minister of State for the Interim' has
power to suspend any paper when, !
in his opinion, it says anything pre --1
judicial to order, authority or mor-
ality,.
or-ality,.
Not infrequently the censer has
occasion to write an order for the ,
suppression of a newspaper, and
when he does it he is brief but won-- i
derfully polite. i
He puts the honorifice ' o' or ' go'
before all the .roans and verbs.'
Prefixed to a noun, ' o' means hon-
orable; sinrilatrly ' go" means aug-
ust. augustly. So the order . to the!
editor of the'effending newspaper
when it arrives will read like this:
"Deign honorably to cease honor.'
ably publishing august paper. Ifon-
orable editor, honorable publisher,
honorable chief printer. deign honor-
ably to enter august jail."
• The honorable editor, with his
honorable co-workers bows low be-
fore the messenger and then accom-
panies him to the august jail, drat -
ting meanwhile of the weather, of
the flower shows, or of the effeet of
the floods on the rice crop. Centur-
ies of breeding under Japanese
etiquette have made it impossible for
anyone to show annoyance.
"Hens are funny critters.' says an
old farmer, 'and I have one on my
place that is the funniest of the lot.
A few months ago she took a liking
for an old brindle cow of mine. At
first -all she did was to go out to pas-
ture with her but after a while she
began to jnmp on the cow's back.
For a lone. time the eow resented this
and sheok the hen off'. But it did
not do any good; the hen bopped on
again, until at last, in sheer dispair,
the cow accepted the situation. She
was probably the more inclined to do
ass1
His Nearest Neighbor.
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An excellent and pertinent sugges-
tion was that once made by an old
Quaker lady to a grumbling man.'
The man had formerly lived near
the Quakeress, and from his br,yhood
had been in the habit of finding fault
with his neighbors, their ways of
living., their speech and ideas.
He moved to another town, and
on his lust return to his birthplace ,
called on his Quaker friend, who ;
had to listen to a catalogue of the
faults of his new neighbors. She
spoke as soothingly as possibly, but
her words produced no effect.
In the course of five years the
1 man's business led him to make a
second move, and en his next visit
to his native town the old Quakeress
was again favored with a call.
"flow does thee like thv new
home. William?" she asked.
" Oh, the town's alt welt enough,"
said the roan, in his usual complain-
ing tone, " but the people are queer.
I can't get along with them. They're
not what I call good neighbors. I
wish to the land I could find some-
r;e rte;see
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she did, that Biddy, as much as pos- neighbor's evei:y time."
Bible. ke t insects from annoying her •' William," said the little old
In fact she even went Ruttier thitn Quakeress, looking straight across at •
the moody face opposite, " I think;
the trouble may be partly that Remit by Mail or call the office.
wherever thee moves, one of the .
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the cow would like to have her bach
" In the Land of an African Sul- scratched, she scratched it in a way
tan, Walter B. Barris describes the to snake the cow very happy
traits of Selim, a servant fully de- As a result of this the cow sow soon
voted to his master's interests. An began to enjoy,the companionship of
incident in illustration is cited. the hen; and now when the ben gets
I had been telling a story, half oft to eat for a while, old Brindle is
from an old fable. The men had evidently 'uneasy until she comes
listened in breathless silence. book.
• " Is it true?" one of then asked.'
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all," responded Selim. tootling, with perfect suceess. It soothes
p the child, softens the gums, allays all
I was staggered. I had exagger• pain, cures wind colic; and is the best t
ated the story, which was not true lomedy for diarr•hcea. Is pleasant to
at all, and was rather proud of the the tanto. Sold by druggists in every
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away. Syrup, and take no other kind
T''e young man looked up fietn
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if Looted a few lines of poetry? a good article than a cheap one.
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because I used a semicolon for a collars and cuffs if a little turpentine
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