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The Wingham Times, 1897-08-27, Page 2********************)K �}I A eIlarnond Coterie By LAWRENCE M. LYNCH ane (E. M. Van Deventer) rj1. .i Author of "A Woman's Crime," "John Arthur's Ward," °The• Lost ".. Witness," "A Slender Clue," "Dangerous Ground," Sk_ `i ° Against Odds," Etc., Etc. r *********: trEtraltr presses firmness and atiength, and nothing more. "And so you want an able officer to take this business in hand, Miss War - Omar," says Clifford Heath, at length. "If it is us you suspect, it will need a shrewd man, and you have no clue, save these that are now being inspected," with n. light laugh, "by our worthy con- stable and his supporters." Constance Wardour arose and came cles-' to the table, speaking in a low voice. "Yes, I)esrtor Heath, I will trust you, a:ltltongh 1 intended saying nothing Of t' -,i; until an officer arrived, 1 .leave a roe', slight, although it may be, it is—" ;v :he em from her pocket a small white roil, and unfolding it, held up for his inspection half of a fine cambric hand- le rei.'f, d as tiny stoppered vial of Leo* cut glees. natter Beath glanced at the vial and tittered on•' word. "Cl;long. arm," "C''1• o erica," repeated ]ifiss Wardonr; "when I vets awakened, by the kneels - in;.; at my tinter, I found this," shaking the fragment cf cambric, "lying lightly cxacrcr g ,regega e; end tine vial, on the little a night stand l'u'cid,' any bed. Aunt Honor was rapping for teimittance. end when she had Inxt:e me o,o nprehend the situ- ation, we decidcei t14r it trees best to say nothing of this. What seems most strange is, that it was administered with so much rare; I am effected by the smallest quantity of the drug, and an ordinary dose would have put me under medical treatment. - I could not have left nay bed for a week, had they given ilio as much as would serve only to stupify Aunt Honor there." "No," interrupted Mrs. Allston, ones more heli encer'ing from her window. "It would have bt'.en w(,rr'e than that; I think an overdose of chloroform would kill Constance. It seems as if they knew just how much to give." Was le fancy, or (aid a troubled look rest for a. rtto:pert cal the eyes of Doctor Heath, and on his countenance a shade of pallor? "This is, to my mind, the most reri- ous aspect of the affair," he said gravely. "Mrs. Alisto;t h right; an overdose of that drug would be intal to you. Your life has been jeoperdi; ed. I agree with Mrs. Ali: yen, your in:'estigrtion is iu the hands of • bunglers; let to; hunt these fel- lows down." "I will see tinea- ::n officer is telegraphed for at puce; but—shell I rend to tho regular bur.'.:", cr—how?" "Ther.' is one man in the city, if he is in the city rctw, Who is qualified for the - position he as 1.. He lea; withdrawn himself from the reenter fa,:•'•c, and acts solely on bis own resg,onsiirility. He is much sought e.fter, end pe,ssur'ses wonder- ful abilities; sorter of his exploits have been truly estoundin; ." "And this roan is" "Mr. Lautotte; Mr. Francis Lanrotte," announced a sternal. "Show them in," said Constance, at the sante time gathering op the pieco of c anibi•ie and the little vial and putting them in her pocket. I3uetor Bottle aro: e, and taking up his at, murmured an apology. "I In... . . ,,::tient at this hour, Miss -ardente' and 'r . . { t.�.r, will call "glean rearing the --!¢laky. You will net stand 'n need of my counsel now," smilingly. "Mr. Lanrotte can give yr.0 all neeeful advice, and he is sure to be right," and Dr. Heath bowed himself out. "The Wardour 'diamond -1," he mut- tered, uttered, as he mounted his hoarse. "Anal to think that they almost cost her her life; a skilled hand was it? Well, when the - detective comes, I too, may have a clue for hint." CHAPTER III. }rhe. Jasper Larnotte is a tall man, a dark ran,and a stately ratan. He is grave of spee.h, yet very suave and pleasing. He is open>ended and charitable, and a very popular man among the people of .see. He will rein in his blooded horse; to ask after the health of his factory hands, and doff his hat to the wife of his humblest tenant. Ile has been for ninny years a resident of W—. Years ago he was to great traveler, corning and going almost incessantly, but, after a tints, h', built the largest and newest of the W— muills, and settled himself down to rear his family, and attend in person to his "Teale:: and shekels." Frani,; Lamrt to is, what his father n ix'en a tall dark event sallow .tinned young man, with a Greek profile, a profusic,n of curling dusky hair, a soft slow voice, a sweet and utast pleasing senile; aristocratic hands and feet, a most affable Inanner; a very agreeable com- panion, and a dutiful son and brother. :3o snith W—. Such is Francis L'sanotte, and being such, he is voted with ono consent, the handsomest young Ivan in W—. Francis Lunette, too, is popular "With the people of W—; handsome and fascinating, the son of a father whose fortune is said to be enormous; he is welcomed in every household circle, and he brings pleasure anclroourtesy wherever he enters. "Constance, my child, what is this that I hear?" exclaims Jasper Lanrotte, taking the hand of Mase Wardour at; she aadvawcaoes to meet hint. "Have they not tesuggerated the truth? The village is 1 Rall of remora." ' Ooustaaree, good morning," breaks in Pewees Laanottc. "1!'ather s head is a little turned by all tbis. Haveou had a burglar? Have they stolen the Wardour diamonds? And are you frightened to death? And," with a malicious glance toward Mrs. Allston, who had forsaken her window and was rolling slowly towards them, serene, and dignified, "did they bind and gag dear Mrs. A—?" "Yes, yes! and no, no 1"says Constance, cutting off the retort that was rising to the lips of her aunt. "Be seated,. Mr. Lamotto; sit down Frank. I have 'had a burglar,' they did steal lay diamonds. But well, they did not frighten ate for I was not aware of their presence, and they did not bind Aunt Honor for they---" t "Hadn't rope enough," interrupts that lady, at which they all laugh, "But seriously, Constance," resumes Lamortc perry"this is a bad business; a very had business; good gracious! are we all to be robbed at the pleasure of tlte:se rascals? plundered whenever their pockets run dry? It's abominable! What Nee ben done? There should be an officer on the !Tot; now." ";+o the re is," breaks in Aunt Honor, with su.-picious sweetness. "Constable Ccrlies and Mayor Soames are examining the library and dressing room." etre l.atnorte retains his g;rasity, but after e :char:tin ; demure glances, and in se:1,3 of :ewe:elves, Constance and Fran- cis Lu,o at• laugh outright. "Than, my friends, let us await a revel:tt•itln," Jfrant:is drawls in the most approved 'caac(p meeting" fanhion. "Poor Corliss!" IIr. Le notte smiles slightly; `tat any rain he will try to do his duty Brie, Constance, you should Iuave an oriicer here as soon as possible; I should n•.re WINO coxae loge venturing my suggestions but 1 learned, accidentally, that: you!• lawyer. O'Meara, is absent; that is weather misfortune. O'Ai:catra has •a lana, c' -ear head; would not stake a bad do teetive himself. As he is away, and you need. :tome one to act for you, wily, I tltteo myself at your diij'osaal; if you have: not already appointed an agent," with another smile. "I hase mule n'c move in the matter, Mx. Ltnuotte; indeed, I have hardly had time to think, as yet,' I suppose, ton, that we have los: valuable time, and yet we can't get a detective down here in a moment. Pray take what measure you deem best, and let us have the best odicir that wo can get. I am especially anxious to capture the thieves if possible —and the di:unonds—of course." "England expects every Ivan to do his duty," quoted Francis. "Constance give me an appointment, too." x, . a Z will,"retorted Constance, . i Co Stance wick- edly. ck edly. "I•think you are eminently fitted to assist Mr. Corliss." - "Frank, be serious," says Mr. La - motto, with a touch of severity. "Now Constance, let us no what we can to make up for this unavoidable loss of tinge; first tell me, as minutely as you can, just how this robbery f was discov- ered." "It's a very brief story," says Con- stance, smiling slightly, and then sho narrates, in n somewhat hurried manner; as if she were weary of the subject, and i wanted to have done with it,the events of the morning, omitting, owever, to mention the finding of the chloroform vial, and the half square of cambric. "Mr. Seamen and the constable—and several more, were on the spot with great promptness," finished she, with a comi- cal glance toward Mrs. A listen. "We overlooked their proceedings until we discovered that they would do no actual damage, but would leave every- thing exactly as they found it, and then—" "Yes," interrupted Francis, with a queer smile upon his lips, "and then you found a more agreeable occupation." "And then," continued Constance, as if she had not heard him, but returning his half -malicious look with Interest, "Dr. Heath called, and I told him all about it. He is very clear headed and sensible, and I was sorry his time was so limited; he might have been of some assistance, and—" "Too bad," again broke in young La - motto, with something very like a sneer upon his handsome face. "Let are repair the damage. I'll tell hint to call—" "Oh, not at all, Frank; pardon my in- torruption," said the girl, turning her eyes full upon hint with artful nrtless- ness. "You are very good, but it's quite unnecessary. Dr. Heath promised to call again during the day or evening." Frank Tran,. Ltainatt bithisle e but kept lip, silent; and the elder man canto to the rescue. He had been thinking, and without seeming to have noticed the little pas- sage at arms, he arose and said: "Well, Constance,I don't see that talking will do much good jest now; what the occasion demands is action. My, first impulse was to telegraph at once for an officer from tit' Atty. force, but, on reliection, I th it better ndt to use the telegraph. Un every nrovemens lit y " lo . ay noted, and to ren.! a, ISte:; it c x; 01• f)o t(r Sst 501110 one watching for the snivel of a detective, and c,nit3 his tem: becomes known, farewell to bis Prospects of sec - Cess. It will take as 1'--w hnure fan ter to - get hien here, but I thirst: 1. had b'rt - visit the city in person, lay the case b: - fore our matt, and so enable Ideate. otter the town prepared for his work, nor! • able to maintain his irtco nito. I have business of any own in the city, and A:rs. • Lttnrotte le anxious to do some Shoveller THE WINUUAM TIMES AUGUST 27, 1897. Women are alwitys anxious to shop, I believe. I wilt return home at once, and g is'.; Iter warning; it will look less like a business trip if she r.ecotnpanies me. Bowdo es this plan suit you:' ":any plan the't brings us a competent officer as only as ice: sible, will shit Ino," replied: Consttutre. "It's very good of you ti take all this trouble, Mr. Le- mony." "Nothing of the sort," expostulated Bir, l.tuuotte, heartily. ''I am always at the eervice of guy daughter's dearest friend. By the by, Sybil is not yet aware oe your less. I did not enlighten her, for I knew she would insist upon com- ing with me, and that," smiling it little, "would have necessitated waiting far toilette." "And apropos of toilettee," cried his -on, springing up. ""There is Mere, she will wan;, due warning, for nothing short of a full hour will she take. So, sir, let's take a look: at Sonen'ss and C'or•- lies, and hasten our departure." "Rirrht; quite right, Frani., I will n '. point you 'as nay rel,ie a.ntxdiee lel my absence. You tyre to execute any and ell of Miss Wau'dour's caiieuttnds." "I am realty to do tient at all times," replied the young Iran, with suade!, gravity, anti letting„ his dark eyes rest for at niomeut, upon the faro of the lads in glue: ice. 'And then, without waiting for a:i answe ing reuutrl:, he turner' from the room, followed by his fetlter and the two ledies. They found Corliss making his flr-al sprawl, and the entire committee of investigation ready with any quantity of newly hetched theories, probable and improbable. Cutting short their elcqu.ence, however, Mr. La:notta recommended thein to talk as little tis poseiile among' the townspeople, and .to pursue the in- vestigation quietly, after their own. light. Then, after a few more words with the fair heiress, father and son took their leave. Left alone, Constance perang lightly out from the open 11biary window, and began pacing the gl;aveled walk, with a brow wrinkled in thought.. Hearing a step behind ber, she turned to eeounter once more the gaze of Francis Laruotte. "I beg your pardon," he said, quite humbly. "I was coni;nissioned by Ss bil to give you this," extending .a da;nty white note. "In the excitement of the morning I quite forgot it. Sybil gave me it last evening, asking inc to deliver it this morning," and lowering his voice, "knowing it would ire for are an exceed- ingly delightful ruisti:oe." Constance took gee missive, anti twist- ing it carelessly in her lingers, said:— Of cots;, Frank; many thanks. And now, a8 you are under my commands, I forbid any more flattery and nonsense, sir. I ani not in the stood to retort." "So neucih the better for me," nett- tered the young man, Moodily. "Con- stance, "Silence, sir! Have you not received your orders? My mind is on my losses. If you can think of no ,way to further our seauch, I•shall dismiss you." "I have thought of a way, then," he replied, with a touch of dignity. "I think one point has been overlooked. 'Those robbers have undoubtedly fled the town with their tre;tsurc, but itishardly likely. that they went by any wiry public thor- oughfare, Now one, two or more strangers, traveling across the country, may have Iran seen by tome cottager, farmer, or wood cotter; and I think it would be a mistake to' neglect twhat alight give us a clue. Prbbably the ras- cals took to their heels during the bouts of darknes, making for some small rail- • road station. Now, I propose to go straightway, mount my horse, and scour the country in search of int-Imitatioia. If I find a clue I shall follow it up; and so, if you don't see me b;(t to -morrow morning, Constance, you may know that I have struck the trail." "Why, Frank," cried Constance, in a burst of outspoken p to ailurirabion, I didn't think it was in you! Really, I admire ra you immensely; and you will really abandon your ease and comfort far—" "You." "No, don't put it in that way; say for justice." "I don't care a fig for justice!" impa- tiently. "My motive is purely selfish. If I can be instrumental in recovering your diamonds, may I not hope for some very small reward?" "To be—sure, Frank. I had overlooked that; a reward of course. I Melia to have posters out right away, and—you may as well earn it as any one." Francis Lawnotte turned swiftly and' stood for a moment with bent, averted head; then turning once more toward her a set, white face, he said:— "Even your cruelty shall not prevent me from serving you to the fullest ex- tent of nay power. And while 111111 gone you will receive--" he brake off abruptly, then went on, speaking huskily. "Con- stance, at girl like you can know little of the life led by a man who is an enigma even to his fellow men. I wish I coul.i teach you to distrust--" She lifted one imnd,• warningly. "You can teach me to distrust no one but yourself, Frank; and please don't pei'pot uaally talk of me ars some unsophisticated school girl. I am twenty-one, nearly as old as you, my child—old enough, cer • - thinly, to fern: m O1FIi judgment of people y J g and things. Don't let's quarrel, Frank; you know I have been taught self-rell• - ance, and never submit to dictation." "As the queen pleases;" he lifted his oat with a graceful gesture. "Good =orating, Constance," and he turned and strode rapidly away. "Frank." Ile stopped and turned toward her, but did•not retrace his stops. "Are you really going, a In Don Quix- ote?" "I really arra," gravely. Ile lifted his hat once ncore, and with- out uttering a word, resttrncd his rapid walk down the graveled footpath. Reach- ing - the entrance to the grounds he paused, leaning for a moment against a stone pillar of ttri gateway; his hands :were clenched until, the nails left sleep taidentationg in t fl• esh; his face was - ghastly and covered with great theops of perspiration, and, whether the look that mons, from his a ittering da els eyeai bo- ' cokened rage, er dtttexair or both, an ob- server could not have guessed. Meanwhile Constance stood as be l•act left her, gazing after hint with a mire gled expression of annoyance anti regret. "It was very ungracious of rue," sha thought, httif penitently, "but there's no other way with Frank, and his love- making annoys. me exceedingly, especi- ally since .Aunt Donor's discovery. How Otte detests hire, and Aunt Honor is too easy to lavish her hate upon many." As if conjured up by her words, Mrs. Aliston appeared at the window, "Ibutdsone fellow, isn't he?" that is what her lips said, but the tone and look said q"detestable, as plainly, detestable, abom- ina'ihe, odious," For Mrs. Aliston be- lieveO that she had discovered a good rads an far disliking Frank Lanotte. "Don't be exasperating, Aunt Honor," retorted Constance, re-entering the win- dow with as slow, languid movement, as if the events of the morning had wearied bee vastly, "Everybody has outdone tr'c-:'s.lvee in the disagreeable line, my- self iuchtded. I wish the burgltu's had carried nae off Wong with my jewels. I ant gain. up -stairs and try ",nether dose of btu:glaarec us chloroform. But, first," taa'oppiag nava the neare;t chair, and tat•snniing. t: treele tone, "feet inc peruse the Io`'t'r of my beloved Sybil." Ste broke ti'e reel of theclaainty maven ope,to find that it enetos.'d another and still smaller one; :trill on this sha read:— " Constance, if I laid nut tsui't you so fulls-, I would not dee resit this: Do not ops t 11115 orvelopts ttotil saat'c cof to- morrow (Saturday) ; ` the contents will enlighten you es to my lessons for this st annntrs rhea," Thew was no eigentme, but the hand- writing (if Sybil Leenotte was too familiar to he mistaken. And, Constance Wardour sat silent and n:nt.ionle: to gazing at the little envelope with such, a loon of intense gravity upon her fa:ee as had not resited th're durino the entire morning. • Airs. Allston, who was a woman of tact, and understood. her niece thorough- ly, seemed not to have noticed the un- opened envelope, Mid asked for no news from Sybil. Prsently, Constance arose' and, still wearing that weary air and solemn face, messed the room; with her hand upon the door, she turned her face toward Mrs. Aliston, saying:— • "Aauirie, }tau hear abort all that's I going; did you ever hear that there was ' a strati: • i ra:q.nity in the Lanrotte -blood" .And th•'n, withant waiting for the vetordeeet.ltt' y to reply, she quietly passed out and up the broad sttaiar. CAPTER N. It is almost sunset, and Constance Wardour is rt;t d?.n„ alone at her dress- ; ing; room window, which faces the west. It is still in con_usloe, but she cares little for that. Her thoughts aro far I„. 1 away from the Wardour diamonds at l this el mient. Several things have occurrexl to vex and annoy her to -day, ane. Con- ! stance Intosiour, heiress nod autocrat, is � not accustomed to being annoyed. 1 In fact, so peculiar is her naiture, that I very fele th!•cgs have power to aanncy her; , but, jure now, she is annoyed because i she is annoyed. "As the queen pleases,,' Frank La- ! matte ' ad saki; and rill her fair twenty. 1 one years of life events had been ordered ' "a; th, queen pleasee.” She had been taught self reliance, to she told him; she ehad inherited relf-reliance, she might t I have sai.i, inher:ted it along; with the 1 rich, strong, fetu'less blood, the haugltti- I net;e, the independence, and the intoler- 1 ance of the Wardours. 1 The naughtiness was only for those who presumed; the intolerance for those she despised; and Miss Wardour was gale, ' esta:blt of that stron.,g sentiment, or feeling. The independence was an ever pr:s:'r,t e.ement of nature. Of medium hripht, sho was neither slender per plump,g;rt.ce_.fu.a curves, per- fect outlil•es, faultless gait and gesture; she, "slew her tons of thousands," and bore herse"f like a princess royal .toward all. Without being regularly beautiful, her face is very fair to see. Being, in spite Of her haughtiness most kind end considerate . toward inferiors and c:cpend':nts, and withal exceedingly lovable, she is dis- qualified for a novel heroine by her ex- . cessive humanness; and, by that same humanness, eminently qualified to he loved by all who know her, gentle and . simple. , Just now her :leen little mouth iss'' purses. up, and her brdw is wrinkled ! into a frown, such as never is seen on, the face of any orthodox heroine; but, her thoughts aro very orthodox, as hero- ines go. She is wondering why Doctor • Heath has not made his second appearance - at Wardonr Place, when she so plaitly signified her desire eo see him there again, • and soon. Not that she Masi bi&1en him come in 80 many words; but, had sho not looked? had site not smiled? Nor that she felt any special interest in Dr. Heath; oh, not at all, only she was bored, and worried, and wanted to he itemised, and enter- tained; and Clifford Heath could be entertaining. Sybil Lamotte's unopened note lies on the dressing table. She has pondered over that half the afternoon, and has q jmder- ed, and guessed, at its meaning; turning over in her mind every explanation prob- able, and possible, but. satisfied with none. She is wonderfully lacking in cur- iosity, for as woman, but for this she ' night not have withstood the temptation 1 to anticipate the sunset:; for sho rioter has felt so curious about a mystery in her life. She turns abruptly frond the window, and her ryes fall upon Sybil's note, her thoughts retturn to it again. Butit is not I quite sunset. Picking it up, she re-reatds for the ' twentieth time the punting lines, then I she throws It, down impatiently. "Dahl" she exclaims; "S!'ou wretched little white enigma! you ate tempting • me to forget myself. I shall flee from the 1 fascination of your mysterious face,. for i I ant suite certain that Joshuas" chariot ' UR ii CEYLON TEA ti Fragrant and Aromaile as its Native drtLsi Lead packages only, ay, ao, go, ,o r, el doc. per 1b. Cold by all grocers. Tho Davidson S, liay, Ltd., SVrlo:esato Agents, Toronto. The -Proper Manner of Milking. Some will sneer at this little say- ing, " What difference does it make how one milks,providing the milking is done?" There is jut the trouble. hinny suppose if it CM is milked, it mutters not how or by whom ; it is all the sank,, Some dairymen, in putting in their ems. send the first cow to the further stall, the second one nest, and so on until all are filled. At niiiking time the first milker on hand milks cow No,1, and each cow is milked in turn by which ever Milker gets to her first. The next time the cows cone into the stable, the cow that occupied tate first stall yesterday may stand in the middle of the row and be milked by a different person. This kind of management is con- sidered right by ttcose who practice it; but instead it is all wrong. A cow will very soon learn her ()wit stall and go to it every tine, if' not changed, and she feels more at home there. -A more foolish practice could not exist in the dairy* born than to change milkers every day. .Each milker should nut only have his own cows, but should milk them every time in the same order. . Our coati's stand in two roma, and :ie always milk the north row first. 13y the time We have finished this row, cer- tain cows in the south row will be. girl to call for thfir 'milker and will watch that milker, paying no heed to the others, until their turn conies. More than once I have been called from the milking stable, just ars I was ready to milk some certain cow, and she had to wait beyond her time, and when I cape back there would be at loss of inilk. I have never to ted i` to determine the loss in butter fats, but all experiments clearly prove there its a perceptible loss in butter fats whenever any- thing unusual occurs to • disturb the • cow. 'We have one cow that is nt,w twelve Ya r old, a remarkably good one, or she would not be in the herd at her age, be is an exceedingly nervous cow. I lave always endeav- ored to milk her myself, but as I cannot be always on hand, some one else occasionally takes my place. Invariably he fails to get the usual: quantity of milk, and if- I milk her I the next time I ate sure :to get morel than het' usual mess. Yesterday yt morning I was unable to go to the' barn, and one of the other mincers milked her, getting only a portion of t her milk. Last night I milked her' myself, and got fully two quarts! more than usual. Dairymen are very slow to .learn' that the dairy eon, possesses strong! individuality, and the better the cow the "'ore pronounced is this in- dividuality. Take, for instance, one of your slow, .poky ;:animals that a wliole menagerie with two elephants could 'not frighten, and she would not be'seriously affected by a change of milkers, but I will guarantee she is not the best cow in the herd. Regularity in time of mill:ini; is as necessary as that the cow should have the same milker. The dairy cow is a good tune -keeper, and knows very well when milking time comes. If she is- neglected and al- lowed to go far beyond the regular time, she begins to worry, , and loss follows. There are some cows that certain Milkers will n4v cr z 't clean They milk out all that flows readily, strip around once or twice end call her Sinishefi. With some cows this will do, but with ^tber's the milker must reach well up under the udder, jj1 ani work it with a sort of kneading' p1'occss: A little manipulation of this sort will cause the whole quan- tity to flow into the teats, whereas without it there will bo from a gill to a pint of the richest milk Left in i the udder every time, which certain. ly means a prematurely dry cow. Gentleness rind firmness should be the rule always, I believe more milkers fall in the matter of cleanliness than in any- thing else, Some will never 1t al n properly to blush off the udder and as far around as they can reach, and (TO Mb :.w.ufuuv, ik.) 1 consequently little , bits of dirt, and - sonletitnes larger bits, lied their way into the milk pail. A certain dairy -- ratan remarked, the best of all strain. 3. ors was care in not allowing foreign substances of' any kind to get into the milk. It would seem that any one brought up on a dairy farm ought to know how to milk, but ex- perience Centeses the that even among Kull there are comparatively few , first elites milkers.—J. D. Smith, in Country Gentlemen. ✓♦ , What Tommy Said Uoule Jahn --`Sell, what do you mean to bo when yoc; get to be a man ? Little 'l'otnnty (promptly) ---A doctor, like pa. Uno:o John (quizzically) -•Indeed; and which do you iutond to be, ter allopath or a hoaiWopatth. Little ' 'owmy--i t.on't kaaoty what thew awful big words mer. n, Uncle John; but that don't make nodit]'erenco,'cause I ain't geitne to be either or them. I'tn just gem"' to be a family doctor and give all nay patients Hood's Sarsaparilla, '"nese my pa Bays that if he is a doctor he's 'bilged to own op thet Hood's Sar- saparilla la the beet family medicine he tater sate in hie life, ---c•-- A "Western editor znourns his sad fate thus:—"11an born of a woman is of ;r few days and full of trouble," ale is eptutkcd by the nurse, jerked bald -heeded by the cranky master at school. and lingers on luxury's lap until his u'tl•eotci ancestor fires hien t.ut,to begin his battle with the world lie starts a. newspaper, his friends promise to support trim, but in th time of need he finds 1 ' � " }ionises like three cent lamp chimneys, easily broken. If he refuses to associate wits every Toni, Dick, and Barry, they any he is stuck up; and it he snakes intimates of everybody, he is ca:urting; public favor. If he publish- es all the nears, science, statistics, foreign reports, tl;en look out, lie is too fresh. If he docs not snake a personal of every ene in, town, they feel slighted, and if he does, he will run atet'osss some one that does not like to be personalised, and lie gets his head punched. Baby Was eared Deur Sirs,—I can highly 'recommen d Dr. Fowler's Extract of Wild Straw- berry. It cured my baby of diarrhoea after all other means failed, so I gave it greet pralre. It is excellent for ala bowel coanpleiuts, MRS. (MIAS. BO'L'T, Haj1ow, Ont. "I have an up -to date one for you this nue nir:g," sniggered the Pet A version as he strolled into the Ches- nut Closet of the Joke Dislocator. "Why is a hot wave like one of your quips 2" "Give -it up," Said the Dislocator who used to be in the minstrel busi- ness when he was really rich, • "Because said the Pet Aversion as he neared the door, 'its no joke to host people." AND . . ff r WE CLAIM there is orly one preparation In Canada to -day that is guaranteed to cure BRONCHI-TIs, and that is Iltl. CHASE'S SYRUP OF HMCO ARDS TU$PEI.1TINE. It is MOTH. ER'S cure forher child when it is all stuffed up with CROUP and coughing its little lungs out with WHOOPI;`G COUGH. One small dose immediately stops that cough. By loosening the phlegm, puts the Iittle one to .l sleep and rest. Dr. Chase compounded the! vfluablc syrup so as to taste away the un. pleasant taste of turpentine and linseed. WE OFFER to refund the price if Dr. Chase's Syrup will not do all that it is claimed to do. Sold on a guarantee at all dealers, or Edman. son, Bates &CCo , .1.5 Lombard rdd St. Price, ase, ,St illtVir~/ii ft 4t4tV7t4