The Wingham Times, 1897-08-06, Page 7Y1 I
GRAND NIRK,ON HUMANITY
People in Every Walk of Life
Acknowledge His Successill
• WORDS FROM THE HEART
Well Known Citizens Testify
to Great Benefits Re—
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What The Wise Bachelor Says.
A woinau 18 a thing' ot beauty and
and a toy (orever.
lellomen are a good deal like cats,
!Veit everyone thinks she can sing.
Ilogs are'nt so bad as some women
in street cars. When you offer them
sotnething they will at least give a
grunt.
A man's compliinent is valuable in
proportion to how young he is and
a woman's in proportion t.) how old
she is,
A woman's idea:of wifely care is
wait till her husband is sound asleep
and then wake him up and .ask him
if he is asleep yet,
Dr. Agnew's Ointment Cures
Salt Rheum Eczetna, Tetter, Barber's
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Bobby -Say, did you ever tie a pack
of fire•crackers to a dog's tail?
Percy—No, sir, I clid'nt. My mam-
ma'staught me to be kind ts animals.
Bobby-LlIughl What, fun did you
have then?
Percy—Oh, I jut set mine off be-
hind girls.
Liver ills
Take bilicasnees, dyspepsia, headache, eonstl,
'neon, sour stomaeh, indigestion aro promptly
Cured by Bood's Pills. They do their work
tsily and throughly.
Best after dinner pills. S
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(cosTmEo ?nom PAGE 2.)
I3ob Rosa max' amends too
him when 1 get up. I'm weary enoo'."
And Bell Cargill lay back in her chair,
and fell asleep.
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CHAPTER XII.
Captain Duncan rubbed nia oyea, and
would have grown pale had bin ruddy
cheeks been capable of such a sign of
emotion, when Annie ana Molt Baxter
explained to him and proved to him how
Bob Ross had been betrayed.
"Gutd Lord," lte gasped, "and me
blaming him wrangly a' this tinael—but
what for did ho no speak out
would hae believed him."
"Oh, father, you would not be patient
even with me, far less with him; and he
Was too much stupefied to be Able to
understand things himself until ho got
11"Gang for him, Dick—fetoh him here
this minute," cried the captain in pas-
sionate haste.
"That'll no he ill to due," said Dials,
with ono of his wise grins, "for he's
just out by."
Ross halted in the doorway, pale still,
but firm on his feet again. The captala
opened his mouth as if to speak, but,
for a little, was unable to do so. Then
he took out his big rod and white hand-
kerchief, wiped his face with it, and next
began to tug at it and tie knots on it art
if it were a rope. He found his tongue
at last, and with mutat rough awkward.
0050:—
"1 dhl you wrang, Ross. I beg your
pardon, and there's my hand and there's
Annie and the Mermaid.'
The hands of the two men clasped in a
grip that meant eternal friendehip.
Then tho old captain without another
word, passing between them, hurried out
of the room. He sat down on the anchor
in the middle of the green. There he
had his pipe and a dram and a crack
with old I)lok Baxter, learning all the
details of Cargillai treaohnry and how
It was found out. At the end Diok was
a richer man that day than he had ever
.boen at one tine in all his life.
As for Annie and Bob, Ross, they were
alone in the room. She was in his arms,
and he could only say in a whisper:—
"God bless you—my' own Ines."
* * *
There were few town folk in the town
who did not miss Boll Cargill. When it
became known that she was gone there
was as much of that silent sorrow about
the puma as if news had come of the loss
of a whole fleet of smacks.
"Wo hae lost a guid felon'," said one
wife to another, and that was Bell's
epitaph; but the genereus hand and the
sharp tongue aro still missed in the
place.
Outside Anchor Cottage tho truth
about the narrow escape of tho Mermaid
is only known to Campbell, the sailor
who retained Ms faith in Ross in Finite
of appearanoes, and Diok Baxter. The
incident is frequently spoken about
amongst the men; but Ross himself
when questioned only laughs and says,
Oh, I had a dram, that's all.'' Cargill
gave instructions to the lawyers to sell
everything in the plaoo, and has never
been seen there since his mother Went
away. •
The Mermaid still plods on its dili-
gent course:but Ross Is now captain and
owner, although Duncan Murray is al-
ways with him. And at times when
then Is 14 calm son, - in the northern
gloaming, Annie's low voice is heard
oranning the old song, "Wool may the
1:e1 row."
The statisticians say there is a death
cevery second; the roan who thinks he
cal run a paper better than the editor,
however, bears a charmed life.
One Honest Man.
Dean Emon,—Please inform your
readers that if written to confidentially
I will mail in a sealed letter , particulars of
a genuine, honest, home cure, by pinch I
was permanently restored to health and
manly vigor, after years of suffering from
nervous debility, sexual weakness, night
losses and weak shrunken parts, I was
robbed and swindled by the quacks until I
nearly lost faith in mankind, but thank
heaven, I am now well, vigorous and strong
and wish to make this certain means of
euro known to others. I have nothing to
sell and want no money, but being a firm
believer in the universal brotherhoodd of
man, I am desirous of helping the unfor-
enate to regain their health ad happiness
I promise you perfect secrecy.
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Delusive Figures
An old man went into an insur-
ance office and wanted to take out a
policy on his life.
He was greeted courteously, but
the first question he asked was
enough to spoil his chance.
"How old are you?"
"Ninety-four" was the astonishing
reply.
"Why, my good man," said the
manager with a laugh, "we cannot.
insure anyone of your age."
'Suppose 1 had been fifty'?' asked
the applicant.
"Wh3,, of course, in that case --
"Well, sir," returned the old man
triumphantly, "I have been reading
the table of vital statistic issued by
your office, and I find that twice as
many people die at the age of fifty
as at the age or ninety. So, sir, you
must :Omit that I am a good risk,"
Butt strange as it may seem, the
manager would n•,t admit anything
of the kind.
\V know ti o e•roat cure,: by IIooLl's
Sarsaparilla aro genuine, boom's() the
people themselves, write about thein.
WINCiliAlki TIMES AUGUST 6,
Horseless Waggon vs Horse Juvenile Pests,
' A gentlenan invited a certain
leeturer to his house to take tea.
Immediately on twing stated st the
ta hie, a little daughter of the house
tin br aptly.
W here i8 our wife?
Tne lecturer who had been recent-
ly separated front his better belt,
was surprised end annoyed at the
questime and stammered torth the
truth :
1 don't know.
Don't know, ? repeated the child,
Why don't yon know
Finding that the child persisted in
her interrogations, despite the mild
reprof ot the parents,• he decided to
make a clean breast of the matter
and have it over at once, so he said
withca liniit s:
Well we don't live together. We
think ILS we can't agree, we'd better
not.
He stifled a groan as the child be-
gan again, and darted au exasper-
ated look at her parents. But the
little torment would not be quieted
until she exclaimed:
Can't agree 1 Then ‘vhy don't you
fight it out, same as mother and
father do?
Never sweats.
Doesn't feel its oats,
Has no kick coming.
Couldn't if he had.
Can go on a mile track without a
skip and never turn a hair.
Can't be joekeycd.
Never scares at trolley -ears.
Doesn't eat its head al
Goes like lightning.
Never stalls in t.sh wagon.
Can't be sparred.
Doesn't get hot under the collar. :
Not afraid of bikers:
Never backs over the dump
Doesn't buck like a broncho.
Isn't afraid of the stable boss.
Not a high flyer.
Will not jump on the horsesinser.
'Anybody can ride it'—if he or she
know how.
Defies the hostler.
Doesn t demolish the dashboard
with 1t heels.
Doesn't want to stop at every
watering -trough on the road.
Has no object in taking the bit in
its mouth.
It will not bite.
Doesn't eat much.
Isn't afraid of getting its hoof
caught in a slot. -
Has no reason to depend on mane
strength.
STILL.
It can't do much plowing
Hence—it is not the fs,rmer's
friend.
Wouldn't be much account in a
hurdle race—'cause it can't jump
fences and things,
Couldn't 'follow the hounds' in a
fox hunt.
Doesn't know gee from haw.
It has wheels.
BUT
It's a good thing which doesn't
need pushing along.
TRENTON TALK.
Not a Rumor but an Ascertained
Fact. What the Reporter Has to
Say .A bout the Case of Mrs. D.N.
Ostrander.
Our reporter called at the reside nce of
Mrs. D. N. Ostrander, Irenten, and
was met at the door by a bright, spright
ly and energetic lady, who turned out to
be no less than MIS Ostrander herself
and who told how she had been restored
from a life of misery to one of health and
strength by the use of IVIilburn's Heart
and:Nerve Pills.
Said Mrs. Ostrander ; "nave been
a great sufferer for many years with my ;
heart,and nerves, and was almort a cam- '
piste wreck. When going around the
house I would get so bad that I would
have to lie down on the lounge until I
would recover my breach. This oc:curr-
ed several times during the day. At
night I could scarcely sleep, and when
I would drop off to sleep would wake up
with a start, followed by a suffocating
feeling as if my heart had stoppeed beat
ing forever. I had to have my feet put
in hot water, and bot cloths laid across
my body before I could recover, in fact
this was almost a nightly occurrence,
Pen eannot portray what my feelings
were. 1 got very languid and weak tied
bad no ambition, and thought that every
thing was going wrong with me. I grew
morbid in mind, lost my appetite arid
had to force myself to eat what little I
Shortness Of Breath.
"Since last year I have had serious
heart trouble caused by malaria, Short-
ness of breath, smothering spellon re-
tiring, violent palpitation, etc., often
made ate gasp forbreeth. On procuring
1VIilbut no Heart and Nerve Pills 1 fonntl
to my surprise and delight that they
gave alrnoet, instant relief. I got healthy
restful sleep, my heart troubles disap-
peared, and I now feel very well indeed
Mr. Hugh Moore, Ingersoll, Ont. makes
this statement for the, public good.
Tuberculosis in Catt'e
The Ontario Department of Agri-
culture has just issued at bulletin on
tuberculosis in cattle, which is de-
siglied to help the Canadian farmers
keep their herds free from this dis-
ease. Those who will carefully
study the bulletin will acquire a
clear knowledge ef tuberculosis, the
manner in which it effects the indi-
viduals of the herd, and how its
ravages may be prevented. Copies
may be .obtained by applying to the
Department of Agriculture, Toronto. -
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When anything is worthy of a recon]
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Powder after having been cured of a
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ettea 01.1 this subject of wonderful cures
effected by this famed remedy. What
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than the Rt. Rev. A Stveetman, Lord
Bishop of Toronto, and Dr. Langtry, of
the Church of England, the Rev Mungo
Frazer of Knox Presbyterian Church,
Hamilton, or the noted Methodist
preacher -traveller, of Toronto, Dr. W. II
Withrow. Ali these men have proven
what is claimed of Dr, Agnew's Cratere-
151 Powder. and have given their writ -
en testimony to it.
I
did, I was almoet redueed to a skeletorl.' t
weighing only 00 pounds at the time f I
commenced using Milb,unr's heart and 1
nerve pills, and I can .tell you that I
would have giyen but little for my
chances cf living much longer. Several
doctors attended me, and I have taken :
all kinds of proprietary medicines but ' 1
without avail. I gut at last, a box of
Mtlburn's heart and nerve pills at
Shuriee drug store, and thought that I
would try them as a last resort. The
results wero simple marvellous, I began
to improve from the first few doses, and
noticed a big difference before I had
taken the first box. Now I sleep well
the suffoceting feeling is completely
cone. I h. 'ye splendid strength and my 1,
appetite 1/such that I have to restrain j
myself fe 'rn eating too much. 1 can eat'
anything that is set before me and am
better Bow than I have been for veare
I atn increasing in weight right along,
and feel that life is worth the living,
thanks to Milburn's heart and nerve
pills. I recommend them to those suffer
ing from heart and nerve trouble. as I
did.
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Jock, was busy ploughing. a field
nota 100 miles leoin Perth, asked
his neighbor 3andy,' If there was a
possibility o' gettin, a neraer way to
the end o' his rig?' replied San-
dy, 'jist haul a wee bit stretchter.'
Kindnoss Remembared.
"Joht,," she said thoughtfully,
'tomorrow is the birthday of that
ittle Je.nes boy next door."
"What of it?"
"Oh, nothing much," she replied,
"only I happened to recall that Mr.
Jones gave our Willie a drum on his
birthday,"
"Well, do you think I feel under
any obligations to him for that?i' he
asked irritably. "If you do you are
mistaken. If I owe him anything it
is a grudge."
"Of course," she answered sweetly,
"that's why I thought that perhaps
you might want to give the Jones
boy a big brass trumpet."
"The most resourceful woman in
the world!" he exclaimed delip,htedly.
And the Jones boy got the trumpet.
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A Prominent Busmoes Man of Teterboro'
Cured ie2 Eczema.
Mr Thomas (ladman, bookeeper for I
Adam Hall, esq. stove and tinware deal-
er Teterboro' writes the following facts
"Have, boon troubled for over nine years
I with Eczema ou my leg,and at ttni3q the
it.:thing was terrible. triA many eminent
doctors and was pronounced inevitable
L had given nu all hopo of over being
cured when 1.was recommended to tey
Dr. Chase's Ointment, and ani happy to
• testify, that aitor using two boxoe, I am
completely cured.
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'Yes,' said the editor of the picture
paper, he's a very good artist.
have only one fault to find with
him.
'What is that?'
'His style, is getting monotnous.
He drew two portraits of the same
woman and he made them both look
alike.
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