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The Advocate, 1887-12-22, Page 6eteeleeetee *19810D WIET4 illt*XEMEAN. 40.1, 0,defies ifieefeiltAter reuttiee'hiplee- Mere IWO Plerrteel4erfhelfe. A Phlefiliit aesPittch seri The disappearence of Miss Alioe Wrigheson, of Parish, in this °purity, heireee of the late Philip Wrightson, together with thet of genre 11,10441ay, eitilreecd Inehereent has oeused a greet Ilene& ion in this imotion. Mies Wrightson ,loherits abopt ,030,041 from her h . ither: She a pretty taloride, has fasoinating AutOners, anci a superior education, having Peep eteepdant at Menuit Holyoke Academy for two yeere, She is 19 years of age and has been the belle in society at Parish for two years. She came home on vaoation from 0911001 Six weeks ago and became acqueinted with Henry Momulay; a railroad brakeman, at Parish. The auquaintance very quickly •ripened into a love match. The young ledy's inether was scandalized at her deughterei intimate acquaintance with McAuley, whom she copsiders far heneath the young lady in social position, and tor badeMcAuley to tale upoe tee speak to her drieghter. Miss Wrightsoa's brother. geerderl her almost constantly arid refused to have McAuley visit the family eesidenoe. Notwithstanding thie the young lady had many clandestine meetings with him and an elopement was artanged. She started ,otitensibly alone for sprayer meeting last. evening, and hae not yet returned. le ik known that McAuley net her and, hiring a carriage from a farmeredrove to Mexico, where cars were taken for the west. Miss' Wrightson mailed a letter at Parish tette' evenirg announcing her elopement. She, said she coald not live without McAuley, and no matter what his let she would, share it with him, Her brothers vow they. will shoot MaA.ulay on eight, but bave r made no effort to find him or their sister. Many people at Parish say that McAuley has a wife and child in Brooklyn. He is 34 years of age, far from prepossessing, and can seemly read. Miss Wrightson will come in possession of her fortune in three years. She had 190 with her when she fled lest night. AWFUL MINS D18 Ten Miners Thrown Down a. Shaft--Foar Killed and Six Seriously Injured. Wilkesbarre, Pa., despetch says : In- telligezese has reached this city of a fright. fal aocident et Luzerneborough, four miles discent. Th.e carriage at Waddell's shaft, used for hoisting coal, was about to be lowered into the pit, 300feet deep, Upon it were ten miners. When within 100 feet of the bottom the carriage • became station- ary and the ropo'began to elacken. Before the engineer could take up the slack the cerriage suddenly descended with great force, throwing four of the men off, and they fell to the bottom of the pit. James johnston and Hugh Monaghan were horri. bly mangled and metently killed. Wm. Boyd and John Blight were picked tin fatally injured, The legs and arms Of eaoh were broken in , several places and they were bedly crushed, The six others were seriously injured and badly shaken. Wm. 3oyd and John Blight were still alive at 8 o'clock, and Chase Conningham and John Lloyd, who were also frightfully in- jured, still live, but the death of 'all these men is expeoted at any moment. TREY LICKED AN EDITOR. Migh School Girls Whip a Newspaper Nan. A Hammond, Ind., despatch says !Cases Belle Guthrie, Bertie Hammond and Julia Potter, high school girls, published a communication in the Weekly Independent on Tuesday, saying that Porter B. Towle, editor of the Evening Echohad a silly brain, was a masa of conceit' and belonged to & olue-footed rac,e, Towle replied in Thursday's issue of the Echo by denouncing the high school girlie He Bald the writers of the article were things and readers of immoral papers. Last evening seven young women of the high school met Towle in the street and threw red pepper in his eyes, , while three of them horsewhipped him most antnercifully. He threatened to shoot, but fled instead and took refuge in an out - bowie in fear of his life. Citizens had prepared to pelt Towle with rotten eggs, but they arrived too late. ; Muoh indigna- tion is felt here, all endorsing the action of the high school girls, who are of the best familica. Porter B. Towle is a brother of the millionaire mayor of this city. Counterfeiters in the states. A Washington despatch says: The an - meal report a the Chief of the Secret Ser- vice Didf73.031 of the Treasury was made public to -day. It shows that there were 355 persons arrested by offioers of the ser- vice during the past fiscal year for viola- tions of 'laws ageinst counterfeiting, etc. Of this number 70 were convicted and sentenced to imprisonment. The report says that the counterfeiting now beingdone is principally the work of .Italians, who operate in bands in different portioneof the country. The counterfeiting done during the past year amounted practically to nothing, the only attempts in that direc- tion being a 010 silver certificate and a $2 ailver certificate, and thecae were 'such poor imitations as te be practically harmless. The report refers to the fact that ill but two of the many skilled operators arrested airice the war for counterfeiting theited States bonds ctre now at liberty, and says they May be expected to resume their riefa- rious epeeations at any time. Ossught a Wolf in the Streets or Chitage A Chicago despatch says: As John Stel- ler, is night-Watehman, was returning home at an early hone yesterday, he wae met at the gate by a strapge-looking &timed that he drove away. Mr. Steller entered his house, only to be called out shortly after by theor of Wolf 1" The aninuil that had met Mr. Steller at the gate had returned to his doorstep., A. lively these ensiled and resulted .in the capture of the wolf. He *se W young one, dmit gay e with shaggy hair and alert ears. Not being satitified with the blood of a cow which hehad bitten hreput his teeth into Mr, Steller and drank briefly of that gentleman's life current, but *as finally secured, The wolf was bOund With a Inievy tope, but he promptly severed it with hie sharp teeth. —The proof et I *either prediction is in the patience that *Lite Icing enough for it to oorne true, 4.iDietSieltPAL WiteletVALho , A Peer methediet "reedier 0904rOP a *ors eaue be Ac entente , A Mtddletraell, N,Ye'eleePetele. eee'rii The PoYerty of Methodiet ministers; whq serve qn country cirouits s roverhial. Rich men among them are as 'ecaree,,tei 'hens' teeth. When one 49e.0 ffollJt.i0 Pot by accumulations from his scanty salary, but by some such lucky windfall as has just now blessed the lot of Rey. A. J. Vag Cleft, the esteemed paeeor of ,the Yirst Methodist -Episcopal Church of the neighboring vile lage of Norwich, Seven years age Rev, , Van Cleft waci officiating cm presiding elder of the Wyoming 'district, and se pastor of the principal churoh of the de- eterninatign at ,8orentoe, Pa: Among hie associates in the ministry •oe the district was the Rev. William feteiene, an English- man, who in his youth had worked in the tin mines of Ceenwell, in thatcountry. The elder was somethipg of an,entlinsiast in mineralogy, and one day he exhibited to hie brother clergyman some ourielle ercecimene of tin ore that had been presented t� him by a friend from the Black Hills Of Detests, and that °erne from an undeveloped lode in that region. Rev, Mr. Stevens was struck with the apparent riehness of the specimens, and impressed., his views of the probable value Of the mines from which they came on Elder, Van Cheet. The, result was that the elder ind ;WO friends made up a moderate purse arid Sent Rev. Mr, Stevens to Dakote, with inetruotions to buy the property if his judgment and experience approved of the venture ; Under these in strnotions they (became the owners of seventy Acres of land covering the supposed valueble lodes. But the purchase had ex- hatuoted all their weenie mad the property his since lain idle and unproductive to the owners. Last summer, however, the at- tention of a party of English capitalists; was attracted, to the property, ane they sent over Captain ',John R, Cook, a Corn- wall mining eitpert„ tO'exainine it With a -VOW te Atli purehitem The, expert's rePort. was favorable, and the Englishmen. have now paid Rev. Mr. Van Cleft and his ease - dates 1250,000 for the property. BISATEN TO DEATH. • • A lavas* Charged With Revolting ceuelte to His Own Child. A. Grand Rapids,' Mich., despatch says : Oregon Hamilton, of Woodville, is under arrest at Newaygo for the murder of his in. fent child. Hamilton is alman of vicious charaoter, and the facts, i's 'ne'arly as can be aseertained, are that the child was brutally beaten and literally whipped to death, and the verdiot of the coroner' i jury is that the child oione'eo Um -loath by violent Means. 'Hamilton's wife, the mother of the child, died about • year ago, and this child was being kept by Mrs. Ellsworth, who came here under the istreteeif Marsden. •Nellie Oberholzer, wife of lide constable who had Hamilton charge at the cordnet's inquest, °Covered him (Hamilton) ivithni Winchester rifle during the procseedirmselt is the prevailing opihionthae the relations of Hamilton and the woman who tookde of the child were not •the most savorY. The body of the child presented a sickening sight when viewed at the inquest. It was black from its little arms to its knees. Its father manifests no sorrowin the least, but since his imprisonment bas been trying to throw the whole crime upon the 1170Mall who had it in charge, while it is the general •belief that both are equally guilty, and a warrant has been issued for ber arrest. Had the prisoner not been removed immediately after the inquest the county would have been saved any costs in trying the wretch, as forces from mills and camps were con- centrating and would have lynched him.' • HURT BY AN ACCIDENT. , Passengers AWL 13rakeinan Injured by a Mishap on the R. A: P. A. Kingston despatch says: The regular passenger train on the K. & P. Railway, going north, was derailed by an accident near Clyde Forks. A car on the track was caught by the catcher and thrown on one side clear of the engine and tender, but must have rolled baok from,the side of tbe cutting to theitribk, derailingthe passenger oar and detaching it fronethe othee part 6f the train. In its descent the car, it is said, rolled completely over two or, three times, of course overturning all the pas sengers, of whom Mr. MacLeite, a student of Queen's University on his way to pima at Arnprior, was badly cut. Only one pas- senger escaped without injury. The brake. man was badly burned by the stove being upset. It pinned him down until the other train hands recovered thetnselves riuffi- ciently to go to his assistance. His hands were badly burned in his efforts to release himself. The car caught fire, but the' dames were Boon quenched. Another Child of Satan. A Jersey City, N.J., despatch' says: Fred. Riley, aged 10, is an inmate of the Home of the Sisters of the Peace, in which are living over a hundred children. Riley is a very vicious boy and the other inmates fear him and avoid him as much as pos- sible. Yesterday Riley found little Toinniy Jones, 3 years old, playing in the kitchen alone. Riley catight the little fellow, gagged him with a handkerchief, and then efter removing his clothing, held him down on the top of a red-hot stove. joni3ssecceeded in getting the handleerchief fronf his mouth and hie cries brought Sister Evangeline to his assistanee, but not until he was ter- tibly burned and it is thetight that he will die. Itileywas earned over to the police. tlis fi ather s dead, and his •mother, being unable to pontrol him, kad put him In charge of the institetion. Three Mitc444 /14 it Pet kYfo' *Ott 46.4 14eteee Wortk OWeittoetiteitt Tetetle Reck, A.rkedespatolt, says, ; The ttlkiq 0644,4 north etre; the PP. L01;i0, A-rk$,MYks.& Teeeit Itei1ree4 was -etoeeed, by train'rebbere ten 'mike this tsidee of Texarkana, Ark., laid Meht, end the @einem car wee, pliberl,. Themitit and pitesengers were nee molested, , The robbery occurred at'7 o'eloek, B. P. JOIITIBOai the pest .olerk on 'duty at 'the etAikeeethe tritie Wee Buddeiely stopped Wnele nieving out of Geneve station. He saw three rougn-lOokieg, num hoerd the .engine, and he knew Something was wrong, so he blew out the *ape in hiedepartment and locked the doors, The express messen- ger did the same thing. The three robbers were einced with a Winchester rifle and a 'couple of pistols that. 'They ordered the dogricopee, and fired several shot a through the Wieitieees. They the used a piek.aire and jobinion fired one shot out through the window; which was &flowered bv a volley. Finding resistance 'melees, and the lives of the engineer and fieenien at etake, the expreas,inessenger opened his doors, when. a light was Struok, and search by the robbers began, The leader of the robbers was much agitated, and the midi clerk told him he wee more scared than he (Johnson) was. .J9hpson seers he would know one ot the Med anywhere. The leader Weighs 200 pounds, and is thick and heavy set. There was a panic among the passengers,who seemed paralyzed with fear. Aftergobag through the express oar the men entered the mail car. Johnson ex- postulated that that was Uncle Sam's dominion and that they already had a good deal of booty,and if thee disturbed the Mails it would g� herd with them. One replied, That's so," and that they would not touch the mails. Gre,aeexoiternent prevails in the region of the robbery, and mounted men are scouring the veemis everywheie. Gov. Hughes has offered $200 for the arrest , and conviction of eaoh, robber, The railroad company also 'Offers seVeral thousand idoliser; reward, The amount taken is said to reach $49,000. .The Canadian Northwest. The Pine Portage Mine Lake of the Woothe has been sold for $200,000, On the propertriee temstamp mill. Kupfersolimidt, the alleged Catholic priest who eloped from Dakota to Langen- berg, N.W.T, with a yoting lady of 18, be- came partially insane af ter the lady returned home with her mother, and yesterday, while being taken before • jhstice of the peace for trial, committed e Weide by cutting hie jugular vein. He wa* in the, back part of the sleigh ane committed, the act before the Man in charge had any suspicion of his intention. Sir Adolphe Caron and General Middle- ton inspected the infantry sohoo) barracks to,de.y„and left for the East to -night. Sir A. Caron.called upon Archbishop Tache to -day. While at Victoria, RC. the Min. leder of Militia selected a site for the infantry school barracks. Atethe Victoria banquet he spoke in opposition to Commer- cial Union, saying he believed it meant annexation to the United States. A meeting of citizens was held yesterday to telt° preliminary steps tosvarde petition- ing the Dominion Government for the im- mediate improvement of the Red River, so as to render navigation between this city and Lake Winnipeg practicable. G. Rushbrook, a Moose Mountain settler, set out on November 22nd in search of a hand of ponies and has not since been heard from. He is supposed to have missed the trail and perished on the pratrip. He is a young Englishman of 22. Intelligence received from Cumberland House states that influenza and measles have caused a great amount of sickness, and •starvation is threatening the residents of that district. The Dominion 6r'overnment Will' be applied to for relief. ,Gossip of a Day. A single foggy day in London costs the town something like $40,000 for extra gas. A law has been passed in Waldeck, Ger- many, 'forbidding the granting of a mar- riage ,license to a person addicted to the liquor habit. " Jernmentfakturbolageforejaln in ce s m a - megin " in Swedish means, in English, " The Iron Manufacturing Company's sale shop." Old Temple Bar was being removed' on the 25th ult. from Farringdon street, Lon. don, to Thebolds Park, Cheshunt, where it will be erected on Sir Henry Meux's estate. Lord Stanley, of Preston, who is spoken of as the probable successor of Lord Lans- downe as Governor-General of Canada, is heir presumptive to the earldom of Derby. While a lady of Xenia, 0., was preparing feed for her chickens recently the diamond in her engagement ling dropped into the mixture, and the loss wee not notioed until the feed had been eaten by the fowl. It became necessary to massacre ten chickens before the stone Wag found, but it was found at last, .Thomas Randall, of Buffalo, owes his life to the reprehensible habit of wearing °elle- loid millers. In a quarrel which he had witire laborer named MoNereey, the latter drew a knife and made • lunge at Ran- dall's neck, but the collar broke the force of the blow and he escaped with slight injuries. Rev'. Dr. Malcolm Douglass, who wits buried at East Warehens, Mass., the other day, provided in hit will that his body should go to the eatth in a pine box, and that nobody ehould run the risk of catch- ing cold by standing bareheaded at his grave. Don' t Forget That An Old: Lady's jIgnteririse, beery time you borrow you take a hack Mrs. Charlotte Forge; of Windham, Nor- at yet* If-teli nee. foik County, in the last three menthe of Every time the mercury drops the price lier 781h year, pieced and, quilted a quilt of 'coal goes skyvvatd. Which contains 1,598 pieces. It is* eplendid Every lime yeti gush otter °leash, musics pied° of workmansnip, and considering the Yett Play the hYpoorite, lady's age ie a remarkable athievement. Ev.ety tiniii you Snub a reporter the gads Who can beat it? MM. Forse is an old "rill elhite and arnit6 U. XorfOlk girl, haeingbeen born in the Town- Every time you do good etid tell of it you ehie of Charlottevillet and has resided in lose the ftuit'of the action. Norfolk county ever since., Every time yeu buy that which you can't 'efferd yeti peeve yourself a fool. A &nun in tile outeo suites scented Eve* time you throw a banene-peol on Gorthari, George and krintuorie signed thd sidewelk you endanger Somebody's neck. together, mirl George bleivehis nose, with teerY.time yeu, ,ectle a man 4 liar he will his fiegere While waiting hi. Wei; tor»lthootihrou'dbwieeelf he hale exit; eigle abot the Pent to the horror „ot. Mrs. Clevelsincl,IlitO•e" tlk 4.26^coat *due c:cirn; cothpshion abOut the tnattee.--elferishileion we:Ertvhetja11111°4"Bilvi'Pallee Y6'n' hearers that iem Who whispered eehernently'te her ithecteoled Special, laaVa none, °TO* frehhfp, c4KEsi" .momeneemownemeeuseaweeeeeemeee..........seeeeemet • Xstflit 0.130ttiO% !..754411,816 *Tom 441 Over.' Wm. Rea, ,forester to Coloael StiEug, ef Xippeedavie; has been appoieted eestedten pf Dinthlene Cathedrelt The other day a kingesher, in full plum- age, WM1, pjtird hyeat at Retheeferd hoittlereniet the Parish of Afeeton, Mr. Wm, Renwick, a ;naive of tfedhprgli, who went to Earn many years ego, has TecentlY dhA, ac l left P.eilyer Mhie as A gift to his native town, MrM 13 Parker P addreseing his , . . . constituents at Perth, recently, Spoke iierongly in favor of granting Home Ade to 1,relendt There died on thel2th ult. t Pittyveioh, Dufftown, Henry Gordon -Cumming, eldest aurviving son of the late Sir W. Gordon - Cumming, Bsrt„ o Altyre end Gordons - town, aged 65 years. In memory of the late Rev, John Meeker, for half weentury minister of the Congre- gational Church in Banff; a memorial stone has been erected over his grave in the churchyard there. Mr. John Collier, Hatton of Cainoustie; died on the 13th ult., aged 83 years. He was a well-known and highly -respected agriculturist, and his serviees as a valuator were much sought after. 'Rev. Andrew • Douglas, Arbreath, in a soiree speech, condemned the proposal to appoint lady deaconesses as most absurd. ha authors, in his opinion, showed an extral. ordinary want of knowledge of human nature. Mejor-General A. L. Littleton-Anneeley, who will have the command of the military forces in Scotland in a short time, on the retirement of Major-General Elliot, C.B., is a cavelry officer, having joined the llth Hussars in 1854, in time to have it share in the Crimean campaign. A new underground railway is projected from Glasgow and suburbs. Staring from, St. Enoch Square it goes up Buehanan street, Cowcaddens, Great Western Road, then to Dowanhill and Partielt, crossed the river to Govan, and strikes eastward to Ibrox, Reining Park, Shields. Rood, West street, Bridge Street, and completes the circle by again crossing the river to St, Enoch Square. The Seaforth Higlalanders, whose chief depot is at present at Edinburgh Castle, will be removed soon either to Glasgow or Dublin, and the Qiieenei Own Cameron Highlandeis will takeposeession some time in March or April. The entire regimentls at present stationed at Devonport, The Royal Scots will leave Glasgow for Alder- shot, and the Scottish Rifles (Cameronians), go froni °Mee& to Cork. The following recent advertisement is beyond comment: "Stonehaven Free Church.—Bev. John Robertson will (D 1'.) preach on Sabbath as under: 11.30 a.m.— Children's sermonette, The Biggest Rock in the World ; ' sermon, God .with His Coat Off;' 6 p.m.—First monthly sermons to young men, Make Room for Your. Uncle ; ' 7.30 p.m.—Old Mission Town Hall, 'Unelaiined Cash of Yours." A good story regarding the shortness of the straw this season comes from Strath- more. In a small town not far from For- far two farmers met, and in the coulee of their remarks began to speak about the ex• ceedingly bad crops of corn. First Farmer What like's your crap the year, M— ? Second Farmer: Oh, it's naething ava ; the langest o't is just aboot that length (indicating on his staff about eight or nine inches). First Farmer: Ay, weal, you've nae need to coixiplain. If. you only saw mine • the very craws hem to gang doon on their mine; to get a peck at the heads o't. Shortly before the forenoon service began. in Stockbridge Free Church, Edinburgh„ont, Sunday, 131h lilt., a young man named James Fairbairn came quietly in at the church door, and as soon as he had got inside he rushed with outstretched arms, along the passage and up into the pulpit. Coming to the front, he cried out in a lou.d voice, "1 am Elijah the prophet." This, caused much commotion among those of the congregation already assembled. Several, attempts were made to remove the intruder,. and at length force had to be used. It seems Fairbairn is liable to mental de- rangemeet. His family are connected with, the Church. The Clydelmilt steamer Ormuzof the Client Line, has made the passage. to Australia in 24 days. The Clyde Loctoutotive Company have secured the contract for the locomotives for the Midland Uruguay Railway. Colonel Balfour, of Balfour, died in Ediuburgh on the 19th ult., aged 76 years. He was an exteesive landowner in Orkney, Winan's deer forest eXtends 'terms Scot- land, from Beauty Firth on east to Xintail on weet coast, 346 square miles, 221,700 acres. President Meiklejohn, St. Andres% has again been selected as 'the candidate in the Gladstonian interest for the Tradeston Division of Glasgow. ' The order for the closing of Dingwall prison on March lat has been received, and the prisoners will be transferred to the prison at Invernese. Rev, P. Meckerchin, the depotled minister of Kilmore,• preached a valedictory sermon to his old parishioners recently in the ethoolhouse at Dimach. The Lord's Simper has been this year dispensed in two parishes, Bareas and Lochs, in the Leviie, fin the first time per. haps since the Dieeapticei. , The euthoreef a remarkable forthocimilig volume against teetotelisin is a gradtutte of Edinbtirgh Univereity, and a probatioher of the Feee Church of Scotland. 'Norman Macleod's ad church. at New. milns *as the only one in that parieh which had services on the Fttet-day last Month, all the otheechurcliee having ceased to observe it, Mr. Wm. Maedonald, editor of the North British Agriculturist; died on the 19th ult, &het a ehort illness; at his residence in Sylvan Place. Ile lees a widow and four children, Rev. Dr. Alex, Whyte; discouesieg on Some Autobiographies," deolered that of all weeks itt thie depertrnene religiotut, initebiogrephiM *ere infinitelY Mid ihobixi- garably the heist. ° , Prof. Mackinnon, the ooduriant of the Gaelic` chair at Edinburgh, $aye the halite wadi," so that Ineiern the P4Ott eignilleci " elie cleer 9r ppre Over." There were three ePPesle before the How of Lords the ether day relating W the Will Pf the lete.Pr. Peed Bextert Den - dee, Steenee that m eplehritted4t lewyer could Rot 'hake' hie ewn exeliait- The minesterial jubilee etehe Rey, Hora- tius p, Deepf Edinburgh, whith was to have .been oelehreted this month, im hbeen a. peetponed, on m.:mint of the, venerable doetor's indisposition till Meath, 1888. Rev, Herbert Bell, of Jelin PenoxChuroh, ,Aberdeen, threw himself on the 21st ult. in front of the afterneon express as it was passing Kittybreweter and wasout to Vetoes. Reoently he had been in poor health, caused by Before &omega° affliction. At a meeting of the Lord Provost's Com- mittee of the Edinburgh Town Council, held on Noe. 23rd, it was WienimonelY Agreed to recommend to the Council that Dr. Chambers' etetue be erected_ in the oentee of Chamber e stmet, oppointe to the Industrial bluseum. Consideiable 'exeitement was caumd in Glasgove Royal Exchange on the 241h ult, by the discovery that 15,000 tons of pig iron hto been sold et the efternoon market, lit complianee with a ;forged order pur- porting to be signed by Jemee Watson Co. A searching investigation will be Made int the scandalous affair. A laird of Speyside, wile had just re- ceived a commission as, a County Might- trate'said to a half.witted individual who had been sent on en errand on horseback, " Ohl Josie, you are ridine on a horse bo - day; would not an ass suit you better ?" " Ou aye," returned Joke, "but asses are unco scarce nomadaye—they've a' been made Juatioes o? the Peace." A curious sacrilege case has missed some talk in Glasgow lately. Jape Watson, 26 years of age, who is employed in a Glasgow warehouse, was arrested one Sunday recently at Adelaide Plece Baptist Churth op. a thane of having stolen A2 from the collection plate at the door tvlien she was entering. The young woesan, who is respectehly e,onneoted, has been for several years an adherent of the church,. After being two days in prison the was die - missed by the Magistrate (Bailie C"anolqa- houn) with "n aclmonition." , Cuaceelayengst by the Setae Owes. TOMMY'S EXPENIENCK IN fiCHOOL. Little Tommy had spent his first day at school. "What did you learn ?" asked his auntie. "Didn't learn anything," said Tommy. "Well, what did you do?" "Didn't do anything. A woman wanted to know 'how to spell 'cat' itied I told her:" il WkIrCRAHLNY 01.0.1{CTS. TO. Little Charleypuzzled his mamma one day with the inquiry, "Mamma, do all, good, people go to heaven when they die?" " Yesemy son." "And will grandpa go to heaven, too?" " hope so,, my boy. " Then.I don't want to'go to heayen." "Why not ?" asked the eatonished. mother.. "Because grandpa will say, when he sees us boys there, Wheve1 whew t 'whew!: What's all these boys doing up "' here. C1.083 REASONINO. A little chap uptown who called himself Doctor Sol seys wiser things. than. one woad expect from e tkree-year-old. "When will baby talk?" he said to, his mother the other day. "• When she gots her mother. "All her teeth?" "Alt." , "Well, I don't believe it," said, the little fellow after reflection. "Grand- father has only one tooth andbe talks you, to death." • Something About Footwear. Fifty years ago boots had the prefeeence. To -day shoes. Formerly, in all weathers, the boot was worn outside of the trousers. Today, when worn et all, the legs of the, boots are covered by the legsof the troueers. The whirligig of time is bringing, b,00ts into the %shim again, at least for winter wear, and it seems to be en the interest of good health. It stands to reason that it should be so. Everybody reepecte the foree of the general hygienic principle that it is necee- eery to keep the head cool and the feet warm if good health is sought. Boots cover not only the feet, but the ankle and the lower leg, and hence fight off rhepiriatiem that delights in attacking those parts. Woolen stockings are possibly too heating and make the feet perspire. With a pair of good boots, cashmere socks are better. Tbe sole of a winter boot should be thick, but, being thick, it isn't necessary that it should be heavy. Cork soles are excellent, mad they make a light -weighted boot, while protecting the foot from the wet. A. pair of fancy leather tops, sey a the best mo, recce, will laid many years, and so, with footing, boots everitually cost as little as lohoes, The boot legs should fit as snugly to the limbs as the Mee of the feet will per- mit. This makes the legs of the trousers fit the better, Eschew geloshes. They injure by drawing." Let thick soles serve their purpoth. elf the feet get wet Put them into nold water, next dry them thoroughly. and then, with a change of socks, they will fairly glow with warmth.--lyetO York teeth," said his learly a CheAtuata. They tell it on member of the club, but it may only be a geese slander. He had been playing these at the club -Moine until a late hour, and after he got otitside he stood on the sidewalk meditetbig, A pollee - men, unperceived, made his approach. "Move on," he said, gruffly. " It'd your move," mild the absenteninded citizen, and if mutual recognitione luid not °courted it might have Wen the polidiziath'e., maty years ago—it Was when the four Keeper brothers, of New YOrk,-*ere living well known physiciale bailie into their office the dity andl Wes talking with cone of them, who netieed thee his visitor's coat sleeve° Was tore. He celled his Bitten - tion t� it, saying that it *mild be *ell if he would ask his wife to meedit, aa it did not lotik well for s gentleman tit go ebont teith his clothee in that condition,'the adotot; sterilly-,-" I prefer thee it ehoeld reMain as it is. A tear meg be the ecoiderit ef a day, but 4 ctimi i• of the Clyde itt derived from etiutej 'to the sigh Manuel 41 penary,"