The Advocate, 1887-11-17, Page 7SO
A EXPORTEWS LITE.
.1`art;Aii Sweetness by APY Plealls-000d
Advice.
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There are few people who, as they eie
sornfortehlY by their firesides reeding their
elailY'PePers, are aware of the amount ef
reportortal labor each column inthal paper
sontatus, ned the worriment in many eaSeB
the never -tiring reporter endured. I can
remember yery dietinctly when but a
schoolboy how I tried to outrival my school
companions in writing essays, and enfor-
tunately for myeelf I made this a special
study. I was always devotedly attached
to ,newepaPers, in fact, there is a Atreak of
printer's ink coursing through my veins,
my grandfather at she flirt° of his death
being the oldest editor and publisher in the
State'of Pennsylvania. It is no more than
autturel that when I left 8011001—WW1 I
did Very suddenly to avoid being expelled
for putting a rat in my teacher's desk --
that I should drift into a newspaper office,
did this, and now, as I look at the little
4310* on the •mantel and my wife in bed
soundly sleeping, I wish I had not. It is
long after midnight, and before me is v.
note from the city editor, which reads;
Have a column of copyin the city desk by 8.30
e to -morrow morniug. Imperative.
c---,
City Editor.
New, had the last word been omitted, I
might be soundly sleeping, but with,that
wor4 in the order the column must be
given, and in doing so I will tell the city
editor what I have been doing, and at the
same time let the Argus readers take an
outside glimpse at the daily life of an aver-
age newspaper reporter.
At 7 o'clock this morning the little alarm
dock on my mantel naade a buzzand
a whizz that fairly set my hair on ends,
and with the alarm were several well -aimed
rib blows infliuted by my wife an& her
pointed elbow. Every man when so sud-
denly awakened longs for just forty winks
more of sleep, but if he is a re-
porter and has a wife who Bleeps
from 7 o'clook in the evening he
4an't have them. I was soon turned out
of bed and after going through my morn-
ing evolutions, hurried down stairs to
breakfast. Hastily breaking an egg, half
of which I spilled on the clean table cloth,
I seized a roll so hot that it could not be
eaten, sipped my coffee which made me
think a " Bob" Davis torchlight procession
was going down my throat, glanced lazily
at a morning paper that was lying by my,
plate, but which lack of time would not
permit me to read, seized my hat and last
year's overcoat and hurried to my office.
" A little late this morning," was the
salutation from the knight of the blue
pencil, as every city editor is dubbed by
the reporters who have the pleasure of
watching him make sheet music out of his
copy, " I understand," he continued,
s' that there is reason for believing that
there is erookednees in one of the city
wards; you go see the expert'sreport, care-
fully coinpare his figures and footings
with the originals, and get in a good
store in time for the first edition. Now
hurry." ,
Oile't went and in a very few minutes
was poring over columns of figures. Now,
if there is anything I detest it is figures,
unless on a bank note in my own possession.
Until now, I put down and carried over
until nothing but figures seemed to exist.
I turned in my story, had the pleasure of
'hearing it pronounced " not what it should
be," and set down for a little 'rest. The
city editor saw me do this and turning to
me said: " The police headquarter re-
porter has sent in a story of a girl missing
from Hoboken. Now you go over there,
trace her up, and if possible, find her. You
can get your lunch when you come back."
I am tnorally certain that a city editor is
like an actor, inasmuch, as he never eats,
but I do when it comemy way. Well, I
went to Hoboken, end after two hours' hard
work tryiug to make the Germans under-.
stand English and listening to them try to
make me understand German, I succeeded
in tracing the girl to her aunt's and filially
bringing her home. Thinking I would be
credited with a good piece of work, I re-
turned, wrote a half column story and
turned it in. The city editor read it, ,, and
when he concluded, handed it backs, to, me,
and said, "Cut that down to ten lines.
Anybody could have woreedehat case up,"
My heart flank. I wrote ten lines, handed
it to him again and began to chew; copy
paper to prevent immediate starvation. I
haveWorked on a ',half ,ne hundred pipers
sinco. enterine the profession and 1 do
honestly belieee that it has always been me,
luck to get the mean assignments. Again
the city editor saw that I was reining atid'
be opened his assigunaent book. "They are
bolding a post-mortem in the morgue on a
body they think was poisoned. Work your-
self in and °etch all you can, because the
doctors won'tetell you anything."
A post-morterie an empty stomach, and
the sebject, hewing been buried two weeks
before' being eetiumed. It's all in tlid busi-
nese and out I went. For an hoer I stood
by the dissecting table carefully WatcEing
the tests made by the doctors, and when
they put the stomas& in a pail to be ana-
lyzed I was happy tend returned to the
office. Thenewas 110 result, so aside from
the brief inention of the fact there was
nothing to write. The forms were soon on
their way downstairs anda moment later
the boys were on the ' street ; sheeting the
Argus. I drOW e sigh of felief, for" there
could be no more work for that day's paper.
Evidentle the city editor saw the smile of
satiefaceion and as he drew a cigar from his
handsome cigar case called me to his side.
Oh, no, gentle reader, it was not for the pur-
pose of giving me a cigar, but some more
assignments. " I have cards for a wedding
to -night. 'You take it in, mini ,on your way
drop intim theatre, and write up a notice.
Before you go to the wedding see what the
fire commissioners doe and when you
return take e look in police headquarters;
and see ,what,yon can. do for early copy,"
'Were tee &eked as lie tahialieinglY blest
some of the smoke from his regiett-victoria
in'my tithe.; *
" Is thatedl ?" I asked, as Fentered the
itt
order in my pocket dairy That's all
know at present," he generously replied,
and kindly told tntel might g� both° for
lunch., This was the best order ho had
given and home I went. My wife kindly
told me that if I couldn't get lunne tet the
proper titnee ,could get. my meals at a
restaurant as elle would hot be bothered
keePene t,hethtwarm 1,did not dispute
litse euggestfonethe tthe he'd a qieculier waY
of arguing that is not by any means as
pleasant as it is striking. MY leneheen
was golds The chops were drieti to a crier',
the males were heavy an the goffee all
grounds, 1 aid not 4oro gomplaies 0.0
after trying to etie in vain, I left the table,
and throwing myself on the edit tried to
rest until dinner hour. My Wife, as wine',
noticed I had eaten sparingly, and ven-
tured to suggest that I had been drinking,
when the 'truth Was1 had not taste4 a
glass of beer all clay. She also noticed
Shat my muddy feet were resting on a tidy
that had been carelessly left on the foot of
the sofa, and efter telling me what she
thought of men, in general, lsrouglie in my
slippers that any mother bad naade and
presented to me last Christmas. I put
them on apd soon fell into a doze, only to
30 awakened by my wife, who insisted upon
telling me thenumber of creditors that bed
called to see me during the day. While
she was in the midst of her list the fire bell
rung. Of course the fire was in teat por-
tion of the cityfor which I am held
responsible. I jumped from the sofa,
threw off my slippers and started to put on
my shoes. I could find but one of them,
but after a long search during which
the entire city might have burned
down I found it out in the batik
yard, where it had been taken by an ugly
yellow dog that my wife's brother had
given her. It did not take me long to put
it on and as I ran to the fire 1 coulix
imagine a large tenement house in flames,
people jumping from the windows, others
burned to death and I sending copy, over
for an "extra." How Iran when I pushecl
myself through the crowd and found the
chief engineer he very kindly told me there
was no fire. He added by the way of con-
solation that the fellow who sent out the
alarm thought there was one. Again I
started homeward, and after walking two
blocks a tough young fellow met me and
wanted to know if I was not the Argus re-
porter. I told him I was one of them and
he seemed to be surprised that I had front
enough to say that I was a reporter. He
wanted to break my face because his name
had been in the paper for being drunk. I
never saw him before in my life and am not
particularly anxious to see him again and
besides I hews but one face and though that
is very nearly worn out, still I want to use
it. It cost me fifteen centsto treat hirn,
but I squared things. I aerived home in
time to see Mary, that's our girl, clearing
off the dinner table and my wife had done
as she said she would, let =ego without it
if I was net home in time. I was now
thoroughly tired and my wife wanted me
to take her to the theatre. All my reason-
ing power failed to make her realize that it
was an impossibility, and when I hurried
out to the wedding, theatre, fire board and
police headmearters she was crying and
saying something about going home to her
mother. I wouldn't blame her if she did,
for I have not a minute to devote to her.
Why, honestly, at one time I had not seen
her awake for so long, when I met her on
She street I did not know her and actually
tried to flirt with her, but my wife don't
flirt, that is, not with me. Well, I covered
all my assignments and when I came in,
beside my regular copy, found an order
calling for a column. 1. don't know what
time it came. My wife does, however, but
I don't think it would be healthy to wake
her up to ask her. I am inclined to think
I have written nearly a column and will
submit it to my city editor, but just one
word in conclusion to parents who have
sons anxious to become reporters because
they don't have to pay to get in the the.
atre. Should they ever express to you
such a desire just tell thein—
Yes, darling, in a minute."
My wife's awake and is telling me her
opinion of a man who runs around all day
and neglects his work to such an extent
that he has to keep a light burning until
morning to, catch up.
"Yes, dear, I'll put the light out so you
can sleep. I'm coming to bed right away."
Light out. T.
To -day's Church Notes.
Rev. Dr. Reid, agent of the Presbyterian
Church in Canada, announces the receipt
up to date Of e$2,670 as the result of the
tour of the mission bands of Knox and
Queen's Colleges.
Bishop O'Mahoney, of Toronto, who has
been dangeroiasly ill for some time past
with rheumatism of theheart,was reported
roucli better lest evening. ,
Prof. Mon Muller, in a letterto the Times
(London), suggests that an asylum or an
institution should be Resented at Bombay
or Caleetta for the poor persecuted child.
widows of India, of whom there are
seventy -eine theueend under 9 years of age.
The suggestion furnishes a practical open-
ing for the energies of ladies interested ,in
Zenana work. „
Heiress to a Fortune.
Mrs. Ballentyne, .wife of Rev. W. D.
Ballantyne, Principal of the Ladies' Col.
lege, Ottawa, has by the death of a neer
relative become the postsessor of £10,000.
The deceased gentleman was possessed of
£200,000 which was divided amongst his
relatives. Each of Mrs. Ballaetyne's
sisters received £10,000 and her brother
£15,000.
Six of the Family Dead by Diphtheria.
A Cenajoharie, N. Y., despatch says:
Fred. Smith, a farmer living nearOriskany,
who recently lost four chlleren from black
diphtheria, btiried two more on Tuesday.
The two rerneining members of his family
are critically
It is not likely that the Government will
adopt the proposal for a reduction in first,
class railway fares to a uniform rate oftwo
cents a mile recently niade by the French
Chainber of Commerce, efeelontroal.
Pittsburg Chronicle : "A prominone,
physiologist says that the coming mart vill
he completely bald. Perhaps by that time
sortie inventive genius will build a the tre
with every fleet in the front row.",
—Neeeteeetee a mek rocen in a stat of
perspiration,, as the moment you becdne
cited yetir pores absorb., Do not appecich
ocintegienist diseased with, an entity
stomaoh; not sit between the siok end he
fire',because the heat attradte the 4in
r
r".—Nellie King is an expert detectiv in
Minneapois., She le About O yereetrofege,
Nellie Bly, of the New 'York World, itirho
has Won' fame in, the petalled, es welly
in showing up lunatic) asylum acanthi! is
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A BAO LOWS REVERE,
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The Romanem Wev n ftvip, the, Strains of
the Piano 'Next Door,
I woneete'shy the slano isn't going tine
e iikst
evening? lely-pretty ittle eeighbor must
be otherwiee engaged. The cloorbell rang
a moment ago, tio Si Welcome Beau is
doubtless in attendance Ah, me 1 I be,
lieVe I'm just a Wee enr jealous ef that
handsome, smiling fellow- Itee a Jittle
trying for a crusty old bachelor to sit up
here in his lonely den and wonder what
those two young people are about next
door. Humph 1 They're probably enjoy-
ing themselves after the manner of Youleg
folks. Sentiment and small talk without
limit is dopbtless the bill -of -fare, Yes,
yes, how silly I em to envy them. Isn't
this fresh magazine and my genereus pipe
of "Lone jack' far preferable to such
nonsense 1 Of course it ia 1
* * * * * *
"Ah 1 there, she's -playing now 1 How
she makes that instrument speak 1 It
voices her very feeling more truly than
eyer tongue could. Yes, he's certainly
there to -night; ,and she's talking to him
through that piano just as plainly as can
be, the little minx! I wonder if he can
interpret her music ?
There, now, those quick treble notes—
those bird -like runs and trills—don't they
Bay, just as plainly as daylight: "I'm so
glad you came todaight—so glad, so glad,
so glad,glad, glad, glad, glad ;" and now
those softer, .deeper notes ! Can't you
hear? " For I love you. 0, I loweyou,
love you, love, love, love—" Oh, you young
looney, you 1 Why don't you take her
right off that piano -stool and fold her in
your arms and kiss her? I have no pa-
tience with such a young noodle. What
wouldn't I give to be down there in your
place for just one minute, young man—just
one single minute 1 Ah! There, now t
The music suddenly stops 1 The young.
ster's evidently come to his senses at last I
Well, God bless them—God bless them 1
What 1 is that a tear? Itis, by Jupiter!
and I've let my pipe go out, too, mad
haven't turned a leaf in that magazine yet.
What an old idiot I am, to be sure!
* * * * • * *
" Yes, little maid, I know you are very
sad this evening. The first plaintive note
of the piano told me so; and there's no
use in your repeating it so often. You'll
make me sad, too, if you don't stop soon.
How often has the piano told me, within
the past two weeks, that he bas gone. Oh,
so far—far—far away-esway—away ;
across the sea—the sea—the—sea ; and
you're so lonely—so lonely, that your heart
is almost breaking—breaking—breaking—
breaking. Poor little; girl! I wish I
could cheer her up. I'd give my right hand
to bring her absent lover back to her this
minute. Well, I declare 1 is that mere
teem ? I'm getting to be; as soft as a
woman. I must cease this moping here in
rny den, every evening, liseening to that
sentimental little woman pouringher heart
out at her piano. It's not {good for me,
I'm afraid.
* f * * 1 * *
" Great Heavens 1 I sh 11 go wild if
this continues ! Every evening since that
steamship has been overdue 'the agonized
tones of the piano have alm t driven me
crazy. And there it goes aga n, telling me
over and over, in weird, dui meted tones:
, He is dead, dead, dead; bi is drowned,
he is drowned. I, too, will de, will die; I,
too, will die. And those wild, piteous
chords 1 Do they breathe a prayer ?' I
think they must. Ah! how they pierce
my heart!
* * * • * . *
" There is resignation in the piano's
tones to -night. The steamer is lost. They
have given up all hope. 1 'bey, a man of
prayer at the house this evening. He has
doubtless comforted her. Beit, oh, what
unspeakable sadness there was in her face,
as she stood at the window thee evening as
Ipassed 1 Yes, the piano is esigned to-
night. In sad, low tones it speaks of
heaven, and reunion, and peace and joy
unutterable 1 There are still tears in its
notes, to be sure, but they are 'brightened
with hope. And .now the hope grows
stronger and seems almost ready to burst
forth into a hymn of celestial gladness.
But there, the door -bell rings, ehe music
stops, and —what seas that? A scream ?
. . * *' e. e e, *
"Well, bless me if it isn't almost too
good to be true. So he isn't drowned, after
all? 1 wonder what they all thought of
me for rushing in where the returned lover
and his sweetheart almose wild with joy,
were clasped close in each other's arms,
with the rest of the family standing about
weeping for 41adnesa.` I suppose I had no
right to intrude, e but that scream
justified it.
** * * * . *
,
"Tho old piano seems almost bursting
with happiness again to -night. It , fairly
delights me to hear it. Pna so i grad the
Young folks are not going away from the
house next door, now that they are /mar-
ried. I should miss the piano, oh,. se
much. My! what a divine hymn of grati.
tude and bliss there -ie in those sirnele,
soulful Measures that the happy little
woman is playing now! Heigh.ho 1 That
young fellow got a rare treasure ! But I
dal envy ,hina. No—I„-e-sdon't—believe--
I—do. But, anyhow, here is his health,
and long life to the 'young couple. 'May
they live long and prosper 1' ",
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• Physician, Heal Thyself.
"You see," said Mr. Fred Grant to tile
electors of a New Yorkttowii the other dey,
"that, like President Cleveland I have
teem my Wife along." 'Freddy is right.
Meet of the mistakes' made in married life
come from mon not taking their wives
along. A man is 'never in better company
of ecilei then when hc take his With along.
---.13uffalo Courier. ,
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The Departmental Committee appointed
by the Imperial Government will commence
an inquiry to.day,wittna view of asceetnin-
ing how far Stet° genes (Seta be teittee eoeseris
cultural and cleile sehOoli.4 Thagliestion of
horeebreeding Will be disineseed bythe
comnaittee. ,
Experience is a geed defied, but it heaps
11B too )(nig ancl the tuition bille are too
&may for a fellow who is in it hurry for a
diplomae
Steps are being taken by the Kemper
syndicate,' th havethe iron oth eif Nova
Scotia practicatly tested, in, connection
with the peoposid t� eatable& len exteneive
steel Manufacteder nillukt Province,
1 esIra. 1910 4
MAGNETIC WIND,
AMetnarkable subterranean frienowe Near
a Texas TOlilm.-
Aboat 100 enilee east of El Peso, near
eeeeelet Plainest en the limo Of the Texas
tauif10 elaileSeY, there is 4 strange phe-
nomenon thee hs jUO one to Pehlie
eoeiee- The enteeeritY fOr the Statarnents
aboue to, be made is ex-Geverner John 0.
Brown, of Tennessee, receiver of the Texas
Paoihp, who visited this city a few days
ogee aceompanieebyeeyerel, 0441p ef the
reed, in whose terisdietionehepleenotnenon
is located. Governor Brown and Superin-
tendent Judy told the story to one or two
poppets here, and it has just come out.
About three, years Age the 'Peeps & Pacifie
Railway Company undertook to sink an
artesian well a `few miles east of Sierra
Blanco, which is a little hamlet, 95 miles
east of El Paso. The workmen put the
pipe down about 600 feet, when suddenly
an underground cavern was struck,
the drill dropped about 0 feet and
current of air rushed up the pipe.
Drilling ceased and the well was aban-
doned, the 600 feet of pipe remaining in
She ground and giving& connection between
the surface of the earth and the subter-
ranean cavity a quarter of a mile beneath:
The phenomenon did not at that time
attend the attention of any one sufficiently
to investigate. Recently, however, Super-
intendent Judy's attention Was called to it,
and his personal examination and inquiries
have developed peculiar -facts and testi.
mony about the wonderful well. Gov.
Brown stopped to see it on' his way here.
Not many people live near the well, but
those who do reside in the neighborhood of
it are thoroughly acquainted with it. Ever
eine° it was Omit:loped, three years ago;
the people near by have been in the habit
of going and sitting about the well in sum-
mer to enjoy' the cool and invigorating air
that rushes up the pipe. Oneof the
strangest .things is the fact that the cur-
rent of air ebbs mid flows like the
ocean tides.' From 10.15 a.m. to 1015 p.m.
a current of ' air rushes out of the pipe
with a sound that resembles the noise
made by a locomotive blowing off steam
so loud that it can be heard for forty or
fifty yards. At. 104 p. m. the overflow
of air ceases and a etrong suction sets in,
which lasts for the next twenty.four hours,
this ebb and flow continuing day after
day. It has been observed by horsemen
that whenever they get in the neighbor-
hood of the Well sarong magnetic forces
are felt and sparks are given off if the
horse's mane is touched. Recently a man
from Sierra Blanco was Bitting dotes to the
well, and on taking out his pocket-knife
found ti
i nail which he had n his pocket
clinging to the knife. Ire held the knife
in the current of the air and found the
magnetic property was greatly increased.
Several weeks ago Supt. Judyheld his
pocket-knife in the current of air for four
minutes, and the knife is still strongly
magnetized from the effect. The over-
flowing current of air is believed to possese
remarkelsle curative properties. , Its
efficacy is to be tested by experiments
upon cases of paralysis and other diseases.
The peoplewho live near the Wonderful
well call it the "fountain of youth."—
,Gelvesten Noes.
As She is Wrote.
The Gran Establechniento de Modelo of
Jose Garnero Cruz, Granada, advertiges as
follows :
. ,Geometricals reductions of the more con.
spicuous and better conserveds reliefs of
the Alban:this, Arabian palace.
Windows, porches and models of Goner-,
alife Said Palace Tower of lnfantas and
others Arabian Monuments of architectural
importance.
Warehouse of the photographs of the
Alhambra and Generalife and images in
boil -clay of the best famous andalusians
exemplars types.
Ornament of edifices in arabian style in
ails class of works and arabesques flowers
pots.
Dont purchases nothing until visit this
establishment.
The prices are very reduceds and inceedi-
hies.
We remit the demands out Spain with
readiness and 'economy.
Keep this advertisement of the trading.
house Joes Gainers. Cruz and use it ase
a pocket, in order to place the visiting
4 elezelele 1.)I4APPN.
Ke confleiet_PISY bier. Yet Be
t!
Keep Poe. Out of chop*.
The Bev. 0. Dickinson, editor of the
Relfilfeurt lierald, ss,f Riehmene, lea., wale
telling the Philadelphia Baptist Assecis.
time ehe'ether dee' how necessary it was 40
enlise the eettve services of every member,
of, a congregation, when gime one perti-
nently asked: What aye you going to
with u man that can't do anything ?"
That'e a mistakte," eeepened the rev.
erend jogrnalist. "Every man is of some
dee. If he can't eo one thing he can do
another, The point is to find out just
what he is it for and haying found it pat
hiro,ott it, This recalls an actual expert.
ence forice had in a backwooes congregas
tion in 'Virginia. It was my first visit
amone the people and 1 was anxious te
make 4esuccessf pl. It should be retnern.
bared that church in the backwoods mane
a gathering of all the people and a good
many dogs. After the opening hymn I
called on del Deacon Blank to lead us lit
prayer.
"4 el'airit no use askin' me,' he said, 1
can't do it.'
e ' Suppose you start the next hymn,
'then?'
" ' Can't sing either.'
" ' How About eaking in? the collection
I geese you can manage that?'
" Nop. I'm a bad hand at getting
'round. Better get some one these
"Noticing that the old fellow carriedde
stout walking stick an idea was suggested.
" ' Well, brother, do you think you're
able to keep out the dogs?'
" You bet I air' ' he confidently replied.
Then taking te twatat the deer, he battledl
with the brutes throughout the meeting,
and after it was over more than one of the
congregation was followed home by yelp-
ing curs with broken limbs. .
Every man has his ephere of usefelnesse
—Philadelphia Bulletin.
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Odd Jot* From China.
At tbe recent eclipse of the Bun the
Chinese authorities, in accordance with
the usage of the Empire,ordered the
Buddhist and Tavist prieststo recite their
incantations to rescue the sun from beim;
aevonred. It was at the time of the
festivities over the Emperor's birthday,
when all officials were required to wear
embroidered robes, but it is also the lam
that during an eclipse officials who partici.
pate in the ceremonies must wear ordinary
garmente until the sun is rescued., Art '
edict'had to be got from the Emperor- tO
settle it.. He ordered the officials to ignore
his birthday and attend to the sun, so they
all, wore ordinary robes.
The pen with 'which John Chinaman
makes his tea marks is a curiosity. It is
hair brush placed in a quill, and is very
rapch like the little brushes soldavith toy
paints. :When he writes he never touches
his lingers ;her wrists to the paper, hut
grasps the quill in the middle and begins
to paint very much like an artist retouch-
ing a picture.
The Chinese Government has applied tO
the Grand- General Staff at Berlin for
several German officers to act as instruct -
tors andergaeneers of the Chinese armee
The first American railway engine- that
has been imported into China left Shang.
hai on October 8th in the El Dorado for
Tien-Tsin.
cards.
The Origin of Mn.
In a recent lecture at Rochester, Rev.
A. Johnson, in dealing with the subject of
Evolution," said: "I propose to solve
this yexed question and present evolution
in its peeper light, 'so that you can under- ;
stand 'what evolution is composed of, ,
relative to -the material which go to make
it up. Evolution is . as settled a scientific) f,
doctrine as the laws of gravitation. It is
of great impoitance for usio know whether
man descended from a stook of primates ;
back to which we may trace the converging!
pedigrees of monkeys and baboons until
their 'ancestry becomes indistingnishable •
from that of rabbits and squirrels. We
shall have some difficulty in settling the
questions( that at times arise from the
cases of hurdan nature which' exists
potentially in mere inoiganio •matter and
the chain of spontaneous 'derivation which
connects incandescent' tholseulus or star-
dust witlethe world and with man himself."
SoMewintt Contagious.
"Hello! Ella my girl; where's your p6?
Haven't seen him on the street in a long
time."
" He's sick."
"And where's your raa ? Haven't teen
her lately,
44 She's seeks"
" Where's your brother deorge? Don't
see him any more."
" He's siek." 4
"And where are you' going in "such a
hurry ?"
e Going to the docter's. I'm flick."
" What, all sick ? What's the matter?"
"0h, Cousin Nell has come to board at
our house, and she's taking musk, lessons." ;
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The Ontario Le Nitigiteit Nayimetion
dernpaey's now 'keel ,eteenier the Cibolte
Vest iitibceeefully launched Yesterday at
.DeeeeSitites ,
A constitution fee ted prepoeeci. annual
Industrial Exhibieloti in Ottawa heti
itperdeeci by ihe Citieente -1Sieb-Ocineinetitii;!
and Will be tilibmittee Aotlie general cams
mittee for adoption,. , o.rncirrow,i
Ontario Crop Report. 1887.
The November report of the Ontariel
Bureau of Industries is just out. It states
that the 'yield of fall, wheat is '14,440,611
bpshehr, being 3,630,531 bushels less than
last year, and 6,162,693 bushele less
than, the average of six yeare. The
average yield per acre is 16 bushels.
Spring wheat may be set down as a general
failure. The estimated yield is' 6,633,117
bushels, against 9,518,553 bushels last
year, and 9,713,879 bushels for an average
of six years. The barley crop was saved
with scarcely any injury from disooloras
tion, but the yield per sere is less than
for any harvest of the last six wears.
The total product is 17,134,830 bushels,
being 2,377,448 less than last year andl
2,031,583 less than the average of six yeare.
The oat crop is below the average in yield. .
The estimated product is 49,848,101bushels* '-
egeinst 58,665,608 last year. The estimated
yield of peas is 12,173,332 bushele against, 4 •
16,043,78 last year. .
The G. T. R. Tunnel.
At.the recent Grand Trunk meeting in
England President Tyler stated that the
cost of the St. Clair Tunnel would be about
£486,000; s the traffic that would pass
through it would come partly from their
ferre at Sarnite and partly from their ferry
at Detroit; the traffio which passed over
these ferries every day was eight passenger
trains and twenty freight trains at Sarnia,
and ten passenger trains and twenty-five
freight trains at Detroit. Supposing this
work cost 2500,000, the interest would comet
to £32,000 a year, and thee calculated there.
wmild be a saving of at least £10,000, as.
compared with the present working of thee
ferries.
Opera Versus Prayer Meetings.
Man—My gracious 1 We'll be late. Get
your things on. ;
Wile—My dear, it's rainipg ,pitchfork
and the wind is blowing a hierricarie.
" We have strong umbrellas."
e My dress will be ruined."
' " eVearyoue waterproof."
"And you know you have a cola."
"1 call wear rubbers; I wouldn't miss
that opera for—"
" Opera ? This is no opera night;
prayer meeting night."
" Oh 1 I wonder if our preacher thinks
people are idiots enough to stir 'out of the
house such it night as this."—Onialia
World.
A Fruitul Vint.
An Oakland, Ile, despatela seye sYester.
day MrseSiterniel "Nelsoe; who; lives, near'
Sidell, gave birth to four babies, three girls
aed nee boy. Mrs. Nelson is about 35 years
old eine about two years age; gave With to
twins, histh girls', The four children aro
doing11 but tlic mothor's' Of. dde-
paired .
.A St, Lemis reeorter, Who emanted the.
number of .people with whom.' the l'resi-
dent, sliteok handle at one Of hid 10ib1io
reeeptibpd in that city, tniye that 70. per.
seine a minute passed for three heeler,t;mak.
ing 12,600 "shekete," witletnit re4 the -
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