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SEAFORTH, ONTARIO, AUGUST 26, 1976
Exposure solves problems
%.4\ Sugar andSpice
by Bill Smiley
Second chances
Now that the Games are over, and all the
tears have been shed, it's time to look
ahead to the 1980 Olympics.
. What the International Olympic
Committee needs like a hole in the head is
new ideas, but I'll give them one anyway.
It's simple: give everybody a second
chance.
I'm sure people like Debby 'Brill and
Bruce • Simpson and Yankovich
Strinziwvilski will agree with me.
Most of us get a second chance in life,
whether it's falling down on • the job,
impaired driving, or being married. Why
not the Olympic athletes?
I got a second chance once upon a time.'
and I was ecstatically grateful for it. It was
a long time ago, and the Olympics had
been cancelled for The Duration, but there
were some pretty serious games in
progress, just the same.
It is one of the great ironies, and my
students simply can't understand it when I
try to explain; but yours truly, and a lot of
others, were involved in a bitter compe-
tition. We were trying to become fighter
pilots, so we could be killed.
Isn't that silly? But it was so. No
Olympic, athlete suffered any more tension,
anxiety,• or frustration than we did when it
came .to the big day, the final event, our
wings test.
Long before that, of course, were the
eliminations. First one was the physical
examination. was tough. Many a youth
with dreams of dicing through the clouds i
a dogfight was shot down in the M. s
office because he had flat feet or a color
blind.
Next came the preliminary . These
were known as Element ar Flying
Training. If you came through about 60;
hours of flying training without being.-
terribly air sick, without bouncing more
than 40 feet on landings, and without
running into another aircraft and killing
yourself, you made the semi-finals.
We lived in constant fear. Oh, not of
killing ourselves. Nobody was concerned in
the least about that, The dread phrase was
"washed out." 'That meant that you
weren't going to be that 'dashing figure - a
fighter pilot - but that y ou were going to tit
retrained as a mere navigator, wireless op
or tail gunner. In other words, sent to the
minors.
If you survived the heats, off you went to
finishing school, known as. Advanced
Flying: This was like making the Oly mpic
team, but knowing you'd probably finish in
31st place.
I was sent, with a lot of other young
idiots dying to lled, to Caliip Borden.
It was quite an august group, including one
Jake Gaudaur, the large,, jovial gentleman
who is now the commissar of the Canadian
Football League. Hi, Jake.
Despite the augustness of the group, we
trained in mid-winter. We flew in, snow, we
landed on ' snow, we crash-
landed into' snow, and occasionally an
intrepid student, ,usually an Australian,
proved once again that an aircraft falling
6,000 feet will not penetrate the ice of
Georgian Bay. The whole deal was not
unlike Napoleon's retreat friim Moscow.
And all the time, leering over our
shoulders, was the ugly face of that thing
_galled Washed Out.
looking baekoi that
we.were in such 'terror of that creature. If
all the young fellows in the world had
managed to have themselves washed out,
there wouldn't have been anyone to fly and
kill and die.
But we• suffered all 'the palpitations of
Olympic contestants as we edged closer
and closer to that triumph of sado-maso-
chisin, the Wings Test.
This consisted of about one hour of
psycholegical 'torture in which the student
flew the aircraft through a number of
uncomfortable and alarming exercises
while an instructor, sitting in the front
seat, snarled imprecations.,
Came me big day. Everything was great.
I was shaking a 'wasn't quite
snowing, but wasn't quite not snowing.
And the intercom wasn't working.
Normally, this isn't a big deal. The
intercom was just a little sort of telephone
into which the instructor shouted
obscenities and the student ground his
teeth.
But on a Wings Test, it can be something
more than a minor nuisance. My instructor
would shout at me to do a steep turn to the
left. I would guess at the muffled
instructions and do a loop.' He would yell at
me to do a loop, and I'd do a sloppy slow
roll.
After half an hour of this blind man's
bluff, he indicated with a ferocious gesture
of his thumb that he was taking over and
we were going to land. We did. He
climbed out, speechless. I climbed out with
my tail well, between my legs.
He just looked at e, and. shook his
head, I just looked at him, and wagged my
tail. We both knew that I was. Washed Out.
He walked away. I looked around for some
immediate means of committing suicide.
The only thing I could see was a whirling
propeller and that was a bit too messy.
There must, of course, be a climax to this
'fascinating narrative. And there is. Next.
morning I was , moping about, feeling as
though I'd just learned my mother was a
prostitute and., my father a quack
abortionist.
A voice: "Smiley, get your gear 'on!"
Another instructor, widely, known as a
Mean bastard. We took off. 1 bate to btag,
but .with the careless abandon of a man
who knows he is off to the galleys anyway, I
flang that aircraft around the sky in a
dream Wings Test.
Two days later, I not only had my wings,
but had suddenly become an 'Officer and a
Gentleman.
• So. Everyone deserves a Second Chance.
And that is .my contribution tg the XXlst.
OlymPici. let the committee figure out_
the details.
• . +Inde vt • •
Amen.
by Karl Schuessler
Pepper leaves home
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400,‘
Cohtrary' to what people who
attempt to manage the news might
think, there's a lot of evidence that
open discussion of issues, with all
their warts, is the best way to solve
problems.
Probably one of the most fearless
exposes of what Canadian consumers
face is the CBC TV program,
Marketplace. Marketplace co-host
George Finstad spoke to the Canadian
Community NeWspapers Association
in Halifax last week and he
challenged the weeklies to do' the
same sort of investigating and
championing of the consumer that his
program does.
You have to be absolutely sure of,
your facts, Mr. Finstad warned, but
you should be willing to report about
what's 'wrong in local markets. You
might lose advertising, Mr. Finstad
told the newspaper people, but you'd
become more vital. And you might ,
get an increase in circulation that
would offset any advertising losses.
Many of the weekly editors told Mr.
Finstad that tney don't have the time
or the staff to do, the research that
investigative consumer reporting
requires: One/publisher suggested '
the weekly press Can act as
ombudsmen, helping local consumers
and merchants to solve complaints to
their_ mutual satisfaction, perhaps
through letters to the editor or some
other form in the paper.
Consumerism,isW.t a fad, As world
wide shortabes i mpress upon us all
the need to conserve all our
resources, consumerism is becoming
a •way of life, Mr. Finstad said.
Consumers will need all the
information they can get to live in a
conserving society and Marketplace
intends to help them get it. "We're
biased in favour of the
consumer", he. said.
,But he also said Marketplace tries
to, get a balance between positive and
negative stories. If a Canadian
manufacturer is doing something
welt, Marketplace thinks consumers
should be told about it too.
We could see the weekly editors in
the roorrtk,Iripm all over Canada,
calculating just what the reaction on
Main st. would be if they ran a
consumer education story, that was
fOr example, critical of the
merchandise in local stores.
It's unlikely that many of them
would. But if enough complaints
came in from readers about a
consumer problem in a local
community, many papers, including
this one, would try to get both sides of
the story and run something on it.
Because, there's no doubt about it,
problems are solved quickly when
they get out into the public eye.
George Finstad said Marketplace,
with an audience of 3 million, has an
enormous impact. If the show reports
favourable testing of a product on
Sunday night, sales skyrocket on
Monday morning.
If Marketplace ' exposure is
unfavourable, product sales
plummet, that's -right, less than 24'
hOurs later-on Monday criPraillti,
'Marketplace must get a lot of flack
from, manufacturers then,' just as"
weeklies would expect to get from
advertisers? Yes, says George
Finstad: Usually a battery of lawyers
arrives and asks for a transcript of the
show's comments on their client's
product..
But here is where the really
interesting story,cornes in. Instead o,f
handing' out a transcript and waiting
for a law suit, Marketplace staff asks
for a meeting with the manufacturer.
And Marketplace research is so
good that., after talking things Over
mind looking, at•the evidence,' Mark
place and "representatives .of t11
prod arf tigr t ey Nave crlft12611, in
Mr. Finstad's words "usually part
frientlt", - manufacturer to
improve the product and Marketplace'
to comment publically on it when he
d6es.
The lesson is that it's public
expoSure that brings improvement in
our Lives; exposure of problems that
range in complexity from rotten
tomatoes to a 'fishy municipal
meeting.
Marketplace , worked for six 'weeks
on' their story oh bacteria counts in
hamburger. George, Finstad said all
testing was done twice because they
were astounded by the first results.
But the show ran when Marketplace
was sure the reports about
contaminated 'hamburger were true.'
And as a result, as George Finstad
says, "you don't have to fry the hell
out of hamburger anymore."
You could have warned me at least, Pepper.
the some hint, some clue you were ready
to take off.
I never dreamed my cat was ready to leave
home.
But you did it, didn't you, 'Pepper? Up and
left just like that.
Now,• I want you to know, Pepper, I've
learned a few things from my law studying
son. I suppos6 you've noticed he's been
around the house more than usual this
summer.
Well, as I started to say, I've learned a
thing or two from him about law. And first off,
it's this: When• you trot off from home, you're
taking along some of your home privileges.
Say it in any other words, the cliche still
runs pretty true: "possession is nine-tenths of
the laW."
So, remember that, Pepper. I've.stayed at
the house--faithful to my place of bed' and
board. But you, my little lady, chose to vacate.
Now, don't give me any of that. I know I left
you fora day or two alone here at the house.
But you're a grown cat, Pepper. No curfew
hours. No demands. All the running-loose as
you please.
I know you can take care of yourself,
Pepper. If you starve, it's your own fault.
Why, you're the best mouser around in these
parts. The fields are' full of mice.
In ona.,day I've seen you bring back a
banquet of sixteen mice for your kittens. You
lined them all up on the cement patio at the
back door -- just to show us and your kittens
what a great mom hunter you were.
And for water, there's plenty of that in the
trough,
So don't go around meowing to the'
neighbors Em not taking care of you. I don't
•want any of your faddy cat business. •
And stop all that 'complaining about your
kids. I know they are a nuisance. You know it.
}leaven knows it , And I know it. .f about break
ity neck every time t ajk aftlite back steps.
The two things won't move. And irthey do,
it's to climb up the screen door and hang' in
there. And where do you think they,picked up
that trick, Pepper? From you, of course.
I've told you over and over again.I've tried
to give those two away. I've pestered every
neighbor around and asked if they want any
cats. I've posted signs in stores. And let ten
weeks go by and who wants tiger striped
females -- aw4rd teenagers with all that cute
babyness gone?
But I've told you Pepper, over the
years. You can always be replaced. You leave,
and there's someone else to take your place.
And mark my words. It's happened.
There--on the back steps -- right now your two
cats are filling in very well for you, Pepper.
And, 'I might add, making far better stumbling
blocks of themselves than you ever' did.
So, we can get along without you. Who needs
Pepper?-- I tell myself. Who wants Pepper? I
say. Especially when. you're' out to embarrass
me.
You want me to pick up the phone and call
the Leonhardts and say, "I understand
Pepper's up at,your place,"
You're trying to show me up and make me
admit to them their place has more going for
you than mine.
I know, Pepper, You've tried this one
before. You're not crawling home on my
terms.
I know what's behind it all. Y ou think you
can stay away. Get adopted elsewhere. Try to
threaten my financial independence. You
think I wouldn't have much to write about if I
didn't have you. •
Striking off may be your way of getting what
you want.
But I got news for you. You struck out,
Retnemberl You're replaced by. tivo
And Pm still possessing. I stuck by this place,
It's a lock-out, Pepper. This place is mine,
ail mine.: with or without you. And it's on
those terms, you're coming back.
And note this. I'm putting all this clown in
black and white. How much mote legal can
get?
In the Years A 0.
AUGUST 25,1876
A body was exhumed from fife ground in rear of the
IrishOwn Church, which was found to have turned to
stone. It had been buried for about 20 years.
A 'painful accident occurred to a young lad aged 15
years named Win. Ashburn of Eginendville. He was
engaged in the•flax mill here and in some way his arm
was caught in a shaft. He was carried around several
times.-His leg was broken in two places and one of his
arms was badly torn. •
John McIver of Hibbert sold a purebred Leicester
shearing ram for SlOP,:o0 to_William Thompson of Kent
Co.
o Haight. Landsborough of Tuckersmith had a box of
honey stolen from his garden„
Messrs. E. Hickson and Co. have disposed of their
drug and jewellery business to. Dr. Vercoe and Edward
veryTh
The concert
attended.
ertgivenby Mr. Ward's singing class was
The late calm weather has been most favorable for
the harbor works at Hayfield. •
John Bosley of Walton, cradled in 1 hour and 4Q
minutes, on the faiiiiifEdward Laurent two acres and
one quarter of oats.
. AUGUST 23, 1901
Henry Shaeffer, hotel keeper at Kippen, lost a purse
containing some $516. He had gaiven change to some'
customers and then put it in his vest pocket. He
searched everywhere, but was unable to find it.
Gilbert Dick, the Hensall drover , was in Seaforth
with a batch of porkers. Those who were fortunate
enough to have a few to dispose of, say it is like owning
a 'little Klondike.
., New potatoes are finding ready sale at $2.00 a bag.
Mrs. C.W.Papat and Mrs. L.L.McFaul are .rusti-
cating at Erayfield, the guest of Mrs. S. Dickson.
On Wednesday, while Charles Richards of Hullett
was in town, his purse dropped from his pocket, after a
diligent search; he went home wihtout it. On Thursday,
Masterurse. Roy Sproat called at the Expositor with the lost.p
,
Now that the results of the' eiarninations are known.;
we have pleasure in congratulating the teaching staff
and students of the Seaforth Collegiate Institute on the
highly creditable record.- t easily leads the five
mastered schools in the province. .
The town seemed almost deserted on Friday last, and
no wonder, for the Union Sabbath sch of exc o o
Goderich proved a drawing card. There were 567 ticket
sold -at Seaforth.
The young lad, Philip Butler who 'was committed by
Police' Magistrate Beattie for taking money from Ed.
Dowson's store, has ,been committed to the Provincial
Reformatory at Penetanguishene by Judge Doyle.
Miss May Kemp, of town, who has been studying
musk in Germany for about two years, has returned
home. , •
The Brussels. stage met with a slight mishap when
near Seaforth a wheel collapsed but no harm was dpne.
We understand that Mrs. McLean of the Mill Road,
does not intend rebuilding her barn which was burned a
few weeks ago,• but will get the material ready next
Muter and rebuild in the spring.
• AUGUST 20,-1926
A very enjoyable evening was spent at the home of
Mr. and Mrs. J. McLennan of Tuckersmith when about
50 of their neighbors and friends met to spend a social
evening With their daughter, before her departure for
Detroit. She was presesnted with a case of silver and
some cut glass.
Mrs. Hugh and Frank Aikenhead of Brucefield
motored to London to visit their brother who is ill...
A happy gathering took place in Egmondville when
the Oliver family assembled to celebrate Mr. and Mrs.
Wan, 0,liver's's50th Wedding anniversary. Mrs, Oliver
was preSented with an electric grill and Mr. Oliver with
a gold chant.•
The many friends in Hensail learn with regret of the
very sudden death of Mrs. Frank Case of St.
•Catherines.
We notice by press reports from Grand Bend that
Laird Mickle and Miss Dorothy—Welsh of. Hensel],
carried off the first prize for one of the dances, a fox
trot.
Mr. and Mrs. Isaac Langstaff of Forest were here
attending the funeral of the late J.p.Hinchley.
The pupils prepared for the Toronto Conservatory of
Music examinations by _Mrs. M.R.Rennie were
successful in passing. They are, Junior piano, Miss Iva
Nott; elementary, Miss Ona Nichol; honours, Miss
Anne Edmunds.
On Thursday last Ross, 5 year old daughter of Mrs.
Kathleen Feeney of Dublin, went with her mother to St.
Patrick's Cemetery to put flowers on her father's grave.
Suddenly the dog 'bit her on one cheek. No doubt the
dog was worried over the death of his master James
Longworth whO' had died two months ago. Dr,
A.V.Troyer put several stitches in the girl's cheek.
AUGUST 24,,1951 , •
Despite rainy weather the St. James church garden
party realized approximately $900.00. W.J.Duncan
acted as spokesman. He introduced Father Weiser who
made the draw. The improvement fund is for the
installation of new pews, floor and a heating system.
The Hunt trophy returnert0 „ 5eaforth when 'Alvin
Dale, Jas.A. MacDonald' and Lorne Dale finished
bowling with 3 wins plus ,16, at Goderich.
Mrs. Maurice Dalton of Dublin was hosteis at a
miscellaneous shower at her home in honor of Miss
Eleanor Murphy, prior to her marriage. An address was
read by Mrs. Morris Melady.
A miscellaneous shower honoring Miss Marion Kale,
St. Col'umban, was sponsored by Miss Leone Holland
and Miss_ Mona Sloan. a
Brucefield church was the keno of a pretty wedding
when Anna Elizabeth Allan, was united in marriage to
Murray Evan Squire of Sarnia.
Mrs. Earle Bell, who with her daughter Miss Fergus
Bell and Mrs. H. Brown of New York has been on a tour
of England and the Continent has returned home.
Miss S.I.McLean had the misfortune to fall on her
way to Sunday Scl•sol and break her arm. •
• Peace...roses
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