The Huron Expositor, 1976-07-08, Page 2Sugar and Spice
by Bill Smiley
How I began
Had a letter this week from a former
student who has to present a seminar in a
journalism course she's taking. She dial
want much - just how to become
asyndicated weekly columnist, and some
anecdotes about being editor of a weekly
newspaper.
Thus began "Sugar and Spice" as it was
first named, a humble little corenr of the
editorial page where one Bill Smiley 'could
spoof the world,, needle his wife, damn all
politicians, and give vent to his rages. In
short, where he could say whatever he
wanted, without hiding 'behind the
anonymity of the news story or the editorial
"we". (Although that's a pretty slim thing
to try to hide behind in a small town, where
everybody knows exactly who wrote the
editorial, and what's wrong with his head,
to have such an opinion),
Anyway, the column caught on, for
various reasons. One was that men enjoyed
me pointing out how peculiar women are.
Another was that women enjoyed me
pointing out how stupid men are. Everyone
enjoyed file •pointing out how abysmally
idiotic politicians are. ,
There were other reasons. I didn't mind
calling a spade a ruddy shevel. I didn't
mind exposing what an ass I was. .I wrote
about all the horrible -Ordeals that ordinary
people go through: loved ones dying:
music JestivalS,Christmas:- I Wrote abOut
parents and children, sailors and
legionnaires, grannies and young mothers,
fathers and fishermen,
And I had good'friendS,.Ntitably George
Cadogan, still ' a. power in the weekly
business in the. MaritiirieS. He urged and
encouraged and reCoinitiended to friendS.
Under his exhortatiOns , I gradually
changed a ragged column of anecdotes,
barbs and personal opinions into a short
essay that tried to say something, without
seeming to.
Next thing I knew, 88 papers were
running' my 'column.Then, of course, the
syndicates got interested. They are not, by
the way, much interested in beginners,
which makes it mighty tough to break in.
Satisfaction? Oh, yes. Not from writing
it. That's hard work. If it weren't, it would
be hard reading, and if it was that, it
wouldn't be read for long.
But I've had great joy from the
knowledge that I've occasionally brought
some pleasure, or surcease from pain, to
comeone. One ancient lady wrote painfully,
from her old folks' horde bed, that she had
laughed until she cried, at one column. A
young Canadian woman, in New Zealand,
wrote that she'd been in despair,
everything black, had read my colunmn in
her hometown paper, had laughed aloud,
and had realized that God was still in His
Heaven.
I won't tell you about the rotten letters
I've received. They're few, they 're usually
bigoted, and they don't bother me.
Now, Mary Graham, journalism student.
You want an anecdote from my days as a
weekly editor. Here's a true one.. How
would you cover it, as a reporter?
A man had a fight with his wife, got all
drunked up, and told her he was going to
commit suicide. She told him to go ahead.
He marched out to his car, went roaring
off, drove it right off the town dock and into
that blackness that waits for all of us. next
morning, they found him. Sound asleep in
his car, which had landed on a bar .f'e tied
up to the dock, His wife had the laWsix or
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(gxpositor Canada Day? 11.0 hum
July 1 was Canada Day and around
Seaforth, at least, the reaction to it
was a big "ho hum."
That • the 109th anniversary of
Canada's confederation would be
ignored was predicted by Seaforth's
council. They declared last week
"Canada Week" but some of them
said, and they were right, that nobody
would do anything much to mark or
celebrate the fact.
Now, that may have been a self
fulfilling prophecy, If our town
council had organized some
community event to mark July 1, then
they would have had no cause to
bemoan the lack of celebration.
Municipal councils have been
known to display leadership along
that line in the past. The city of
Toronto, for example, still disperses
free (or at least cheap) hot dogs and
refreihments on New Years Eve at
Nathan Phillips Square.
When You really think about it, it
would do our town council a lot of
good to officiate over a happy event
,... as a change and a rest from
worrying about sewers and taxes,
wage settlements and paying for the
arena.
Maybe next year. Or maybe next
year somebody will schedule a band
concert or a strawberry social, or even
the Lion's Carnival, to co-incide with
Canada, or if you agree with John
Diefenbaker, Dominion Day.. We
Gould move our fireworks displays to
July 1 or plan a community pot luck
supper at the Lion's Park.
July 1 in Seaforth, the streets were
deserted and forlorn, The gloomy
November like weather didn't help
put anyone in a holiday mood. • But
still, it seems remarkable Just how
well we managed to forget Canada's
birthday. This newspaper's right at
the top of the forgetful list, Our July 1
issue doesn't give the -slightest clue
that it came out 'on Canada Day,
except that you picked it up a day
later-than usual at ttte-post office. We
forgot too.
Can you imagine in your wildest
dreams a U.S. newspaper or an
American town forgetting the
Glorious Four.th, cif July? Not likely.
Other countries have great celebra-
tions on their national" days. Quebec
joins together to mark St. Jean
Baptiste day with all sorts of
festivities.
I h the old days in this area they
used to have great picnics and train
excursions and parade s on the First.
Next year we could too.
What's your Canada Day project
for 1977?
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A good idea
This property, Lot 12 & 13 Hibbert Twp.
was taken up. by Oswald Walker Sr. in 1849 at
same time as his parents and brothers took up
land as the first settlers in the Markdale
district or town. They emigrated from Ireland
and landed in the Dalhousie district a few
years earlier. .
Lot 12, with no buildings on it i's owned by
Otto Walker, Cromarty, a grandson of Oswald
Walker Sr. The property in the photo is now
owned by the Ben Ruston family. Oswald
Walker Sr. did not take up this land from the
Canada Co. as so many of pioneers did
according to his grandson. He bought it by
transfer from two brothers named Gray from
Toronto. The brothers had taken the land a
shor't time earlier and decided it was too big a
job.. "In settling up the business at that time
when there was very little in the line of
communications my grandfather was to meet
them at the property site" Otto Walker says..
He h ad walked up from Dalhousie district and
after waiting a few days there decided to walk
to Toronto and possibly meet them on the
way."
"When he got to Toronto he learned trey
had missed each other oria different trail. He
decided' to go back. towards the property
again. This time they met and made a deal
and the business was finalized in Toronto".
He had to walk back to Dalhousie. where he
had collected a very few n ecessary items to
start on his own.
Then the journey back to his Hibbert
property started with wagon, team of oxen,
plow, etc. "There was no land cleared on this'
property at this time. He built his shanty of
logs and later a log barn was erected. Spring,
summer, and fall he worked on his land in the
winter months he went to the state of
Michigan and worked in the bush," Mr.
Walker says.
As the years rolled by and more land was
cleared he built a frame barn on lot 12 which a
few years later was destroyed by fire.
In about 1895 he built the brick house in the
photo on lot 13 after he had been back to
Ireland fora trip and had gotten an idea of the
kind of house he wanted built.
"My father Oswald Walker Jr. built the
, present barn in 1901, the hog barn in 1906 and
the drive shed in 1908. All the frame buildings
were framed by a framer by the name of
Duncan McLean of near Russeldale", Otto
Walker continues.
Mr. Walker's daughter, Marg. Hulley of
Winthrop brought the early postcard of the
Walker house to the Expositor.
They've got a good idea at
Harvard.
As part of their course 'work,
medical students at the famous
university are working at a nearby
hospital. They work with janitors and
clean walls and scrub floors. They
empty bed pans.
They work along side the receptionist
:Who takes incoming calls. They work
as dietary aides in the kitchen.
The idea is to teach doctors to be,
who will eventually be at the top of .
the medical- pyramid that their jobs
aren't the only ones that are essential
to good patient care..
It's a good idea that shouldn't stop
with doctorS and bed pans.
'Judges could spend the night in the
jail's drunk tank or 6 week as a '
pseudo-juvenile offender at a training
school. Politicians could spend time
licking some of their own envelopes in
an election campaign. Newspaper
editors could work 'on the mailing
crew in a post office.
Doctors could spend an afternoon,
as patients of course, in their own
waiting rooms. How long would they
put up with the crowded conditions
and germ transfer that goes on
because -they have their time badly
scheduled?
Businessmen could try doing the
work that secretaries do for a while.
Store owners could clerk, store clerks
could spend a week doing the
financial juggling that's . needed to
keep many small, businesses going
these days:
We can all use' a little humility.
Anyone who' does one pb, for,,a,, long,
time tends to forget :that tiis work is
only possible because a large number__
of people work just as hard as 'he
does, at their jobs.
It's a lesson to learn: That his time
is just as valuable as yours; that she
works just as hard as you do; that
their working conditions are a heck
of a lot worse than yours will ever be.-
. Let's see this good idea from
Harvard spread.
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I'm no saint 'I am. Nor am I hardly a St.
Francis of Assisi either. I'm not the sort of
person who'd ever think of going out into the
country and preach to the birds.
At this moment about the only thing I'm
ready to do is to talk to them with a shot gun.
,You see, it'sa my cherry trees. Note. I said
my cherry trees. Those feathered aviators
think my cherry- trees are for the birds. '
I like my cherry trees. I love my cherry
trees. We've grown up together on my one
' acre. We both arrived in Brodhagen about the
same time. We were both Mississauga
transplants.
Plant out trees, That's the first thing I did
when I came to the country, even before we
put the broom and hammer and nails to the
run-down church. Everyone knows it may take
a mart a year or so to get his new home in
order. But trees, well, trees take time. Years
of tinie..
As I said, I'm not exactly a St. Francis kind
of man. Trees. Bees. Birds. But who else
would take up good gardening grOund and put
down trees? Who else would til, weed, prune,
spray and pray over all his sapling trees?
I would put in apple, pear, plum, peach and
cherry. Yes, those two cherry beauties
flourished most of all. They outgrew every
other tree. They dwarfed all the other trees in
my orchard,
I use the word orchard with hesitation.
Because each spring my orchard gets smaller.
Each year I dig out more of my trees,
uprooting them in their tender youth and
putting them to the fiie. Oh, did those trees
have great potential, Oh, what might have
been-.
But you must understand, I'm a generous
man. I provide every mouse and rabbit in the
district decent nibbling pastures in the fall..
And when winter sets in, I let them have all
kinds of chewy bark to gnaw on.-And not just
all around the trunks either. Who else would
ever let the winds pile up bank' of snow
around the trees? So all the hungry creatures
can climb up on frozen snow and chew on the
branches?
And t his kind of charity doesn't end in the
winter either. It goes on and on in the
summer. Take my cherry trees. For two
summers now those two cherries have come
forth in fruit. And do you think I've ever eaten
a single red cherry?
If I'd be content with a few green ones,
maybe. Maybe I'd possess a few. But
those birds get so anxious they pick them off
before they're pink.
Believe me. I've tried to put a damper on
my generosity. I've hung silver aluminum pie
plates in the branches to dazzle the birds
away. I've tried putting an old fur pelt on the
ground. That'S supposed to scare them away.
I've considered staking out Pepper and her
three kittens around the cherry trees.
I've looked all over town for the latest: a
hair net for trees. A plastic net you tie around
the tree and say no-no to the birds.--It sounds perfect -- and perfectly expensive.. But no
garden store around here ever stocked them. I
couldn't even give them a try.
I wish the birds would understand. I believe
in sharing. But there's such a. thing as fair
sharing.
But they won't listen. They keep flying
down, and swooping up my green cherries.
They know they have God on their side. -
Doesn't the Bible say the birds are
freeloaders? They keep on chirping and taking
and quoting the Sermon on the Mount: "Look
at the bircKof the air; they do not sow and
reap ,and,/stOre /in barns, yet your heavenly
Father "feeds them."
the\he'avenlyPaTher feeds..them?
\sa titntitult , there..
As I lay-, I'm no St,. Francis. But I believe in getting a, little credit when it's due.
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Amen
by °Karl Schuessler
Feeding the Birds
SEAFORTH, ONTARIO. JULY 8, 1976
An early Hibbert home
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In ti-t Years AgoIne
JULY 7,1876
We were shown by Wrn. Fowler of the Huron Road, a
sample of flax, grown on his farm, which measured 3
feet 4" in length.
Wni, Cline Of Seaforth, met with a painfuLaccident.
He was cutting a bar of iron with a coal chisel, when the
implement flew out of his hand, striking him on the
wrist, cutting one of the arteries.
Roht. McMillan was coming to town when the horse
was frightened and gave a sudden spring, running the
buggy into the ditch and..throwing the occupants out.
Mr. McMillan had one of his legs badly sprained.
A. G. McDougall, Miss Tillie McDougall and J. C.
Laidlaw'left Seaforth for Scotland. They sail-from New
York and expect to be absent for two months.
The Union Sunday School picnic of the several
Presbyterian schools in ' McKillop was held in
Govenlock's grove. Rev. Simpson of Westminster and
Rev. Thompson addressed the group.
A young man named John Hilburn of Hay, employed"
at Rennie's saw mill, tripped and fell on a saw while in
motion. Before assistance could be rendered, oneof his
legs and one of his arms were literally sawn off. After
four hours death ended his sufferings.
Hugh Alexander, of Tuckersmith, has purchased
from Mr. Hotham, the handsome imported carriage
stallion "Pride of England". The price paid was
$1,100.
A large number of ladies of Duff's church McKillop
assembled at the manse. W. J. Shannon was called to
the chair and he called on J. Kerr to address the
meeting. He read a flattering address to Mrs.
Thompson and presented her with a welt-filled purse.
.The cooper shop at Volmar's stave factory was
discovered to be on fire. The fire engine was promptly
on hand and no serious damage was done.
JULYS, 1901
While playing football at Kinburn W. Butt, son of
Ephriam Butt, had his leg broken above the ankle.
Mrs. James Dodds, McKillop, passed away on the
22nd. of June. She was 63 years old, and her maiden
name was. Elizabeth Hugill. She was a member of Mr.
Musgrave's congregation at Winthrop.
A new traction engine completed' at the Seaforth
engine and machine works of Robert Bell, was run
along Main St. and attracted a good deal of attention.
Sparks from a traction engine being tested at the
Seaforth Engine Winks, set fire to the roofs of the
buildings in connection with the Coleman Salt Works.
At' the regular meeting of the directors of the
McKillop Insurance Company there were 102
applications presented and accepted.
A team of horses belonging to Sim Neely,'
succumbed to the intense heat, while being driven on
the .road in Harpurhey.
The post office department has renewed the contract
for another term to Wm.Mclntosh for carrying the
mails between Seaforth and Harlock 'and Constance.
Messrs. Tyerman and Sparling are busily engaged
erecting the' frame of Mr. , Willis' new residence
on Goderich St.
At a meeting of the Collegiate Institute board, Mr
Rogers was appointed principal at a salary of $1,200.-
Monday last being Dominion Day, was observed as a
public holiday. It was •the wannest day of the season,
the thermometer registering from 99 ° to 102° in the
shade.
JULY, 9, 1926 _
' Miss Marian Scarlett has -had a 'most successful and
enviable record as teacher of• No. 6 McKillop, was
pleasantly surprised by the pupils. She was presented
with a pen and pencil set.
The pupils of S.S.6; Hullett gathered and presented .
their teacher, Miss Dinah Staples with several pieces of
cut glass.
A very fast game of football was played at Winthrop
between Kinburn and Winthrop.
Fergus Bullard, and C. Dolmage left for Brockville
where they were engaged with the John Brocerick
Decorating Company.
Zurich Band furnished the musical program at the
lawn social held at Dr. Moffat's Varna.
Miss Greta Ross and Miss Gladys Th onip'son left for
Montreal where they will sail on a two months trip to
the Old CoUntry.
Miss Vera Haist of Winthrop has been engaged for
Roxboro school' to succeed Miss Hutton, who has
resigned.
A very sudden and tragic death occurred at London
when Leonard A. Smillie was killed at the C.N.R.
crossing by the express train. He was 33 years of age.
JUNE 29,1951
Miss S. I. McLean retired after • 41 years as a
Kindergarten Teacher. She has taught three
generations of some families. In her over four decades
of teaching, she has introduced over 1,000 children to
school life.
Rev. R. G. Hazelwood and Mrs. Hazelwood, Walton,
were honored at a farewell party held in the
schoolroom. He is leaving for Mt. Forest. John Bryans
was master of ceremonies. The following took part on
the,prograrn: Solo, Mrs. Herb Traviss, duet,Corrie and
•Rita van Vliet, John teeming, reading, Mrs. Gordon
McGavin, solo, Marilyn Johnson, Rev. and Mrs.
Hazelwood were presented with a purse of money.
Wayne Dinwoodie and Ruth Sills have recently
passed their second theory examination at the St.'
Joseph's School of Music,
M. A. Reid was appointed to fill the
P,U.0 .commission vacancy.
The following normal school students have been
granted first class certificates. Yvonne Bolton, M ary
Frances Elizabeth Boswell, Mona Ellen Caldwell,.
Catherine Mabel Campbell, Doris Elizabeth Pullman,
Margaret June Snell, Margaret Jean Stevens and Mary
Isabelle Speir.
Mrs. Joseph Smith entertained at a trousseau tea it
honor of her daughter Arbutus, bride of last week when
about 90 guests were present.
Delbert Smith, son of Mr. and Mrs. C. M. Smith has
successfully passed his second year in ,Mg&ing at the
University of Western Ontario.
Mr. and Mrs. E.P.Chesney, Mr. and Mrs. Robert
Charters and Mr. and Mrs. Harold Jackson spent the
weekend in Detroit.
Henry Weiland of Egmondville, 94 years old, was
seen cleaning out the eavestroughs on the porch of his
house.
"How about knelling oft work and making me a sandwich?"
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