The Wingham Times, 1894-12-14, Page 7THE WING11.401 TIMJ&S, DECEMBER 14, 1894.
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FUNNY OTIARAO'I'BRISTICS OF JOHN,
SANDY AND AT,
Paul Blouet,whom everyone knows.
;'as Max °Tell, the famous author of
"John Bull and Itis island," and other
speaker dealt with "Pat," whom he
spoke of as overflowing with intelli-
gence, as proven by his wit. The
human race, the lecturer said, had
nothing better to show in. physical
beauty and intellectual attainments
than the Welt gentleman or lady.
He went on to say that Ireland
had supplied Britain with her great -
'humorous treaties on the English- est orators, statesmen and generals,
'speaking peoples, entertained an in7 An Irish Jaunting -ear driver in
telligent audience of 8,000 people at Cork had once told him (the speaker)
Massey ball, Toronto, lately. that Ireland had hundreds of thou. -
After a few introductory remarks sands of men ready to rise and throw
the speaker entered upon hissubject off British rule, "Why don't they
Al and began to talk of
JOHN BULL,
'There was one thing, the speaker
'said, that he throughly believed and
that he repeated with delight on
every platform in the United States. &eta, English and Irish respective -
'That was this: There was only one The Chinaman. bad answered
that Sandy was close-fisted, John
Bull a little better, and Pat welly
good. Irishman and. Chinaman allee
samee.
r
Ram's Ho Blasts. AU Dead,
The bright side if$ not always the One of the best stories I ever heard
right side, said John Thomas to the St, Louis
Faith always has a shining face. Globe -Democrat's corridor pan, is
vomited for by Captain Elvers, of
God warns us because he loves the .Fort Worth and Denver Ral-
lis, way, A Russian Hebrew came to
this country and established a .dry
It is mach better to suffer than. to
goods and, nation business.. He was
so successful that he sent for Ms
Every manonade god. has a "heart younger brother and started to edu-
of stone, rate him in the business, The boy
Which are you having, the devil's was slower to learn the ways of the
war or his peace? world than his brother had been,
and the latter sometimes grew lin-
rise, then ?" he had. asked. "The 1 If you would feel right, believe
patient. One day he said ;—
police won't let them," was Pat's right and do right. Now, shust vait und see how I do.
answer, Love can be Misunderstood, bot Dere vas a lady.
The lecturer had once asked a never over estimated. The lady asked to see some silk,
Chinaman what he thought of the9hown, a piece at $2 a
Not to train up the boys! properly and.' was
is to help the barkeeper.
yard.n
But I saw some like it a few days
It is well to hope for success ago for 01.50, she said.
much better to deserve it. 1 don'd doubt id, madam, but clot
vas some days ago. 1 vas selling
des° goods at dot price until yester-
day, von ve got vord dat all the
silkvorms in China vas dead, und
dot goods will cost us more as two
Have nothing to do with the thing dollars now.
that bad men are in favor of. The lady was satisfied and pur-
chaaed the silk.
Now, you see how clot vas done.
Dere vas a lady now ; you vait on
her, he said to his brother.
The lady entered and asked for
tape. The young man was all at-
tention, and the desired artiele was
speedily produced.
How mach? the lady asked.
Ten mete a yard.
Why, I saw some for eight cents.
don'd doubt id, madam, but clot
was some clime ago. Shust to -clay
ve beard diet all the tapevorms vas
dead, und dere would be no more
tape less as twenty cents -a yard.
Salt rheum with its intense itching
dry.. hot skin is -cured by Hood's Sarsa-
parilla, because -it purifies the blood.
The Ohio Agaieseltaral Experiment,
• 'notion on earth in which the people
were socially and politically free,and
• -that was the British empire. (Loud
,applause.)
The Englishman showed that he
;always had an eye for business by
purchasing an accident insurance
-ticket whenever ho started on a rail-
way journey. And he actually
:seemed to feel disappointed when he
:arrived safely at his destination.
Both the Frenchman and. the Eng-
lishman were coifeeited, but the for-
mer in his self-esteem was less oh-
moxious than the latter. The French -
anon would assert that France was
the "Light of the World," but there
"vas an Air about him when ho said
it, that be hardly believed his own
boast. The Englishman, on the
ether hand, is so positively sure of
his own superiority and he considered
it such ' an indisputable fact that
there was no need for asserting it.
'That was what made him so exas
Terating. He coesidered this world
made for himself and not this world
The Greek supplied John Bull
raisins for his plum pudding;
he French dug England the Suez
-canal so she could have a short road
rto India and the Americans supplied
- the Eoglisle peers with heiresses so
that they could take their arms out
'of pawn.
• Much, however, as John Bull was
to be .admired in success, be was even
more admirable in adversity. He
eaecepted defeat phildsoehically and
:waited for the tide to turn.
ABOUT SCOTOTIMEN.
lir, 'In the eyes of the world generally
Sandy was a Britton, that is to say a
sort of •Englishman dressed in a
peculiar fashion. But, if taken for
an Englishman, Sandy always asked
to be excused. He was the most
keen, sturdy, industrious and humor-
ous of all the inhabitants of the
mm.ore or less United. Kingdom."
Sandy was not slow witted. On
ethe contrary, he was most intelli,
iegent. Sidney Smith once said that
;..it took a surgical operation to get a
jokeintott Scotchman's skull. "Yes,"
:Said the lecturer, "an English joke."
Sandy was a man streng as granite,
well cut out for work. He had a
•raassive head• well set On pOWelltil
For Over Fifty Years
An SOLD AND WHI.b•TRIED RDAIDDY.—MS. Win
Slow' 8,0thille: Syrup has been used for over fifty
years by millions of mothers for their chileron while
with perfect success. It soothes the child
sotfens the Aquila, allays 1.11 pain, cures wind cot,
and is thehost remedy for Diurrhica. Is pleasant to
the taste, tioldby Druggists in in ery part of the
Worli.. Twenty-tive cents a nettle. Its value is
incalculable. lie sure and ask for Mrs. Winslow
Soothing Syrup, and take no other kind.
Gems of Thought.
but
When the devil goes out to deceive
he puts on hie best coat.
The thing God has for us to do is
always put within easy reach.
Man had to have a commandment
before God could give:him a prom-
ise.
The thing most dangerouslis the
one that clods most to makeeeis isei-
That culture which does not reach fish.
the heart is a failure.
The cords that lift us toward. God
Music washes away from the soul sometimes pass through coffin han-
the dust of every day life. dies.
Knowledge and. timber shouldn't
Every dollar that goes into a
be much used, until they are sea- Christian's pocket ought to have
soiled. God's name on it.
No entertainment is so cheap as The man who drinks when he
reading, nor any pleasure so lasting. wants to, will some day drink when
In this world, it is not what we he don't want to.
take. up, but what we give up, that If we do not rejoice in the Lord,
makes us rich. the world will not believe that we
The nearer you come into relation know,Him.
with a person, the more necessary doStation has issued a poster which
If you are not helping anybody'
tact and. courtesy become. pu. are making it very hard for gives the farmers full information: reg re TIMES "" n
regarding. the appearance of the. n E. AN Pi
SINC LE" GEO. SHAW
CHINESE CUTS DOWN THE PRICE OF MEA
LAUNDRY. AGAIN.
STEAK, 100, PER LB
The undersigned has opened a Laundry in the and other meats in low proportion.
13RIOK inTILDINOr JUST NORTH OF
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Whighain, and le prepared to do
ALL KINDS of LAUNDRY WORK
in the best style ami at the cheapest rates.
Parcels culled for and delivered.
Please call and try our work.
Wingham, Nov, 1, MC
SING- LEE,
th
PORK SAUSAGE
also en hand.
1 am prepared to pay the highest pica
for all lauds of fowl. They must be drawn
and well dressed,
OEQ, SHAW
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R. ELLIOTT, i
1,VINGMCVE TittamOttice„ Wing born.
Every one's life; lies within the God to help you.
present—for the past is spent and No man is good who behaves him -
done with and the future is uncer- self simply because he bas to..
tain. It is hard to convirtce the man
The glad feeling of lighf-hearted: who will steal chickens that there is
youth, carried. into Middle life, ripens any sense in theology.
and mellows the character of old , • to be ripe. After -the. seeds become,
age. The worldly prosperity of a wtek-
ripe the only way. ttedestroy them is.
- ed man is a chariot in which he
Nothing makes societies SO, fair *des to ruin all the faster. by burning.
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Russian thistleand the means that,
should be employed to destroy that,
abominable weede The poster says.
that Russian thistleseny be destroyed,
by pulling theinup,befere. Aug. 25,.
by which date the,seedsare su.pposed
and. lasting asthe mutual endearment
of each other by offices ; and never
any man did• a good turn to his
brother but at one time or other did
eat the fruit of it.
Every time. we look at the dust myneuaIrets.Disuresasees.r:gvat olrn s y 32_
under our feet we ought tck remem- pathetic heart disease relieved in 30
minutes and quickly cured, by Dr. Ag -
God never gives us any moretedo aora, winaham.
at one time than, he knows. we can
Large means are not necessary to,
accomplish.
the development and exercise of
benevolent feelings. Money may be
misused in ostensible charities unless:
it is employed both intelligently and
sympathetically.
• It does not take: the last drink to,
make a drunkardebut the first,
The Bible has. promises On, almost
every page for the man. who, is, will -
Be not ashamed of a humble parene ing to say goodby to sin.
tage or a humble occupation; BOY God's sheep can live for a while
ashamed of poverty, or even of a on husks, but they will not take on
small amount of natural endowments; any fat while doing. it..
Jamaica has 1.19,Baptist churches.
WEEKLY CLOBF
From. n.ow till the. end of 1895;
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• DIAMOND TEA Ea
TEA IN PERFECTION,_
The City Council of Brantford has;
decided to tax allude/leers selling
, -
bankrupt stocks$25, at day.
D. L. Moody has. ateepted the ine
vitation of the churches of Lowell,.
Mass., to hold. servieea in that city..
General Bootlb deelares that or
over 10,000 lost woueen reseued.br
but be ashamed of misspent time and the Salvation Ariner„ ,000 ha,venot
The people most. in clanger of
misdirected, talents., •
voing to hell are those who expect WI rela.psed into sin,.
'Shoulders, a splendid physique, and 1 MORRIb.
big, flat feet, which he cautiously
Reeve Mooney,- and Deputy-Reevel Let sinners be convinced that YOUNG
eved forward, after first carefully • there is such a thing as Christian I
•
- examining his ground.
"The size of his feet," said the
• speaker, "probably accounts for the
origin of the kilt. Sandy was never
able to get his feet through trouser
• legs." (Laughter.)
• Wherever Sandy went he ruled
the roost. In America the iron,
*silver oil and railway kings Were
start for heaven to -morrow.
Kirkb are attending the meeting,
ove y 11 be convinced of
of the county council, this week. ---1
The other evening Thos. Maunders sin.
and good. lady celebratecl another
matrimonial mile stone passed by a Rev. H. gurgess,, River Philip,
gathering of old friends at their coni -IN. S. writes: Allow me to thank you
fortable home. May they long be' for the K. D. 0. sent me some time
spared. —W. J. Soueh shot a wild ago. You will be glad to know that
eat on Wednesday of last week in in every case where it has been used
Scotchmen, and it was the•
Fralick's swamp. This is the second it has proved beneficial.
same all I cat that has bitten the c ist through
over the world. Scotchmen alwaysprowes this yeah A Church Army Mission (Episcopa-
s
held the most lucrative positions.
• lien) is to be started some of the
The Jews never got a foother in
Scotland, because they knew t'they
would starve in competing with
Sandv.
414,11;.• Sandy was the most democratie
lean on earth. If two Englishmen,
saicI the -speaker, were wrecked on
•.orte end. of an island ht mid -ocean
_and two Scotchmen at the other end,
and the traveller afterwards passed
that way, he would find. that: the
Fnglishmen had never spoken, be -
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