The Fordwich Record, 1901-09-26, Page 5The Montreal House.
We are still giving Bargains in the followl...g.
lines :
Ladle's Waists 25 to 40 cents, worth $1.00
Muslim 0, 3 and 10 cents, worth 15 cants
Gingham:. 6 to 10 cents, worth 15 Cents
Ladle's Wrappers 79 cents, Worth $1.00 to $1.50
cent Prints for 11 cants ; 10 cent Prints for 8 cents
Art !gushes and Cretons 6 to 10 cents, worth 10 to 15 cents.
Summer Dress Goods for 10 cents, worth 15 cents
Ladis's Summer Vests and Men's Summer Shirts and Drawers
below cost
4 lbs. No. 1 &Jested Raisins for 25 cents.
Tomrtoes, Corn and Peas 8 cents per oan.
1i lb. Gen Forest 0ity Baking Powder 18 cents.
Part of our Fall Goods have arrived and
coming daily.
John Donaghy 0' _Son 3
GORR/E.
BLOOD ,. t•E
/1,00 ever contracted any Blood Dismiss yen me never sae mils. the 7E1.0US or
poon has been eradicated from the system. at times coo see alarming symptoms,
bet live in hopesno serious results 10111 follcm Nave you any yr the following
symptoms? Sore throat, ulcers en the tongue or la the mouth, hair falling out, ache mg pains itchiness of the ekta.ono or blotches on the body. eyee me. and miler!,
1:7.t're'a'j‘Z.Iri—t...f1' zyge. post..,:
potash-which only antruat to lack- - Don't nelids. the symptenia tote time only tobrea4on t again who's
happy in domestic life. Don't la experiment. you. Our NEW FIF.THOD TREATMENT is guaranteed to sure yen. Oat Euarar, sewn ago bactsel.
by Battik bonueln that Lis diem. Will never retera. ThouSanOS of patients
have been alreorly ored by our NSW' liNTHOD TP.EATNIENT for oSCI• yoarl,
and en return of tilt (Inmate. No experiment, no Sisk—not a "patch up," bet sicks
live care. The worct caeca
INEFNOUS DEBILITY „ y
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01.trd WHW 1:11ET0(30 TiRlieliTBIEGHPF.`trill litre pee, and meta a man of pin. Hader its influence the brain bemuses actiYe, the blood poet Ged GO that
ll pidiples, bleb bes and ulcers disappear; the menus beeeme stmag as steel, co hat nervousn.a bashfulness and despondency rHcappear; the eyes become bright, the face full and clear. energy reterns to the body, and 03n:oral, physicial and seu• eat systems are invigorated; all drains cease—no more n Mal waste from the sm.
The various organs b...tee natural ,.
yste
a manly. Toil feel yourself a man and anew
marriage cannot be a failure. We invite ali too abide-Mato cen snit ct confidentially
and free of charge. Don't let quacks and fakire rob yon of yeas hard-earaw
dollars. WE WILT., CURE TOD 010 NO. PA f.
We treat and care INTSVOITS DEINLITY, SEXTJA7, WV:AB:MSS, Elite
SION% SYPHILIS. GLEET, STRICTURE, VAINCOCELii, SIDNBY BLADDER DISEASES. and an diseases peculiar to men and wounn.Cares g-naran.
teed.
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NO matter 'Ness? ILIZ8nte Now Method 'rreoenccei cri:f cure you.
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harges reasonable. Cfooksfrob—s-ihe Golden Monitor" illii'strated on Disc...god
Ail “Dissases of Word." aa'aa Wage, of Stu.s "Vericosele, Stricture
All sent Free sealed.
No modesine sant C. C. P. No ildo:12 CO cr envelnron. Everylla
confidential. atieglion 1lsi and teat of Treatanni, FHEE, for l awn Cab.
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143 SHELOY Y. DETWO/T
FORDWICH'S
cap GrecHy Mrs
A /IL OW TON BLOCK
is Oat:place to buy year
E-reocries,
In
OUR STOCK OF
fl 0
FOOTWEAR
i ..larl:,;:ll rFr.1,0,171,-..;,,:vs rtl
"The giaa, Quality
"W. A. Marsh anti •
Crockery, ti
hi - tlassevare,
'1Caned Fieh and Meat,
Fruito, Etc.
Try Our 25c Tea
is is the best in the market at the price,
cuaLa BOLWIR, ETC.
sicrain
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AT TH E—
IRDINGH BARGAIN
FOR 30 DM'S TO REM
wee, els lea EN.a.Cu
%OUSE
laturday, Sept. 14, 01
%Ft on,karta7v_".
To make room for In-coming stook we must get rid of a large
quanity of goods
2uriog the Next Thirty Dug,'
In order to do this we offer
Coccia at Men lielprecedegeA
Dome hi and get our Prices on
est-tons, Flarineiettes, Shlrtinr,;s, Shirts, Overalls, Cot.-
tonades, brass Coeds, Tweeds, Ready-Mada Suits,
Shoes, Glassware, Salmon, Starch, Raisins,.
Soda, Yeast Cal-se, Soap, Eto., Etc.
Our New Sten of
READY-MADE SUITS
his arrival are. are a Marvel of Quality and Cheapness;'
Everything Goes at Unheard-of Prices.
McKee 'try c
PRICE PAID FOR PRODUCE.
Sae
A. M. raocraE,
JEW sIA.Bli AND ORyietaN,
VARRIST051, - ONTARIO
I, the place to buy
Ail kinds of Silverware, Jewel-
lery, Clocks,- Watches,
Chains, Etc.
AT LOWEST PRICES.
My Goods are all Flesh mad of the Best The Wear t Quality.
anti the Prices are Right
ri TRY US FOR BARGAINS .T S NICEEOLci
All kinds of Produce Taken in ri The Cheap Granary Man. Mebane at
' The Old Reliable Dom and Shoe'
6
r L. RECKER, :FORUMN.
riH1C11 CattE SOUS l r
ll
a The Fit,
Store,
JAMES ROWE
FORDWICH, ONTARI2
CONVEYANCER,
Issuer of Marriage Licenses
REAL ESTATE
—AND--
INSURANCE AGENT
-,flaxgr ro Zoom-
At 4aaa interest on Real Estate
- Security.
wo To prove to you, that Dr. riles ar0,12:gre.nt.i:2:r'etal and every forin of itching, bleedingand protruding piles, the manufacturers have guaranteed it See toe timonials in the daily press and ask your neigh• bore what they think of it. Too eon tote It and get your money back if not cured. Toe a box. at all dealers or EtaferreON,Barns & Co.,Toronto,
Dr, Chase's Ointment
MAUDE AND THE JUDGE.
The ex-judge sat in his rustic chair,
Dreaming of days when prospecti
were fair;
When ho was a clerk in a groceri,
store,
Reading law at night for an hour WI
IssOra.
Then polities gave him a playful nudge
And set him up on the bench aa a
judge.
While on his vacation one summer's
day
Re met Maude Muller at work In the
hay.
Now, Maude was as shy as a turtle
dove,
So the judge fell heels over head in
love.
'Maude, dear" said be, "for pity's ,ate ,
Come, be my bride, and give up that
raker
But Handle answered and said, "Oh.
no;
The chap for me is the man With the
hoe."
raHeag off Itte eat, flffi triage Safe
"See,
For your sake, Maude, I'll a farmer
be."
So the lovesick judge gave up his job
And became a granger—alael poor
slob!
They married and bought a farm on
time
and settled down to a life sublime.
For eighteen hours they toiled each
day,
Trying the mortgage on the farm to
Day..
This happened smre forty-odd years
ago,
But still the ex-judge wields the hoe
He is getting stiff in elbow and knee,
For he isn't as young as he used to be
But he often dreams of what might
have been,
For the mortgage is bigger now than
then. —Chicago News.
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Null's' Uncle Jerry.
00.0,‘ 0..00.
As the junior partner of the old-
established firm of solicitors, Gale,
Tempest & Hopkinson, of Lincoln's
Inn Fields, I wan brought up in closest
touch with the office staff
One old clerk, who had started as
office boy to the firm named, was
celled S. Nevil, but his baptismal pa-
tronymic was generally shortened by
his confreres into Snivel, a name
which described Hs temperament to
a fine point. How he had been kept
on so long was a mystery to many, but
It was mainly through my instrumen-
daisy. The fact is that Nevil fell ill
with influenza. and during his absence
his daughter called for some wages
due him. I saw and was greatly im-
pressed by her. Her manners were
those of a woman of gentle birth and
breeding, but her face, which was more
than beautiful, bad those lines of pa-
tient suffering which plainly told her
story. There was no need to ask her
it, for it wets plainly enough written.
I really guessed that by domestic
tyranny he found an outlet for his
petty nature which his own sex would
not allow him to exercise on them.
After seeing his daughter I resolved
that Nevin place in our office was to
be permanent so long as I could ass
my influence In his behalf, and at
Christmas !,—but that is outside the
story.
One morning as Nevil came into my
office with some letters for signature
I was struck with his woful appear-
ance, and, as I have foreshadowed my
interest In his family affairs, It was
natural that I should ask what wee
the matter with him.
"A dreadful and shameful 'oaks hay
been played on me, Mr. 'Opkinson, hr,"
he said. Neva was always erratio
with his h's when "nut aut."
"Sit down, ray man, and tell me all
about it," I said, for, much as I dis-
liked the man, I could not help feeling
sorry for him, so distressed did he
teem.
"You know," he continued, "that I
have always looked forward to Uncle
Terry heaving some of his wealth to
us when the end came."
"Well, Nevii," I interrupted, "has
he died?"
"No, sir; worse than that. I am
afraid I would not be so cut np about
that, but ho has played a, dirty trick
on me and mine that I am as much
disgusted as disappointed."
As I saw he was bursting to tell me
his sorrow I told him to proceed with
the story of his wrongs.
"You meet know- that Uncle Jerry
last Christmas, as was his usual cus-
tom, invited ell his poor relations to
dine with him.
"The nieht passed smoothly, except-
ing that two cousins got excited in a
political araament. These evenings
waund up with a speech from our host,
end then, after singing 'Auld Lang
Sync,' we would separate. The speech
last Christmas was a memorable one,
and I remember each word burnt itself
Into my memory as it fell from Uncle
Jerry's lips.
" 'My dear relatives,' ho commenced.
you will be sorry to !earn, aa I am to
announce it, that this gathering, which
It has been any pleasure as well as
Pay duty to hold at this season of geed-
will toward all men, Is to be the last.
" 'Yes, the last, I grim to repeat.
Ton are all, I Writ, aware of the sud-
den collapse of the company which
promised to be one of the greatest and
most successful undertaking's of /nod-
ern time. I will be brief, as the sub.
Sect is to me a gainful cam. Iu thud
eempa'ny I was 100111111 enough to Ili-
vest my money, not so much for my
self as for the benefits I could bestow
upon my kith and kin. That dream
bee ended as dreams do—suddenly.
My riches have taken to themselves
. wings. I remember with pleasure the
many professions of affection from you
all—without a single ex-
exception. Those presents which you
see on the eieboard'—here every one
mentaly totted up what his owe cone
tribution had cost.
" 'Those presents are, as yon know
souvenirs of your affectionate regard
• and remembrances 631 my birthdays. I
will treasure them as they deserve to
be treasured. I ate about to try the
experiment, a painful one at my age,
of existing on 270 per annum, Instead
:of ndally es many hundreds. But I
feel confident that such affection as
you have always shown me, and such
solicitude ford my health, was not
by mercenary motives. My
declining days will be solaced, oven
pndor my grievously altered circum-
stances, by my relatives, who will, I
am mire, entertain me, Inetead of
their being entertained.'
"The assembled relations gasped
with astonishment at the first tcW
sentences, but before Uncle Jerry con-
cluded his speech, and he was in no
hurry, I assure you they had recover-
ad themselves suflieletly to applaud in
the right places and to utter platitudes
at the end.
"As to myself," continued Nevil,
Was as mad as any of them, but as my
daughter and I were walking along
our street I was suddenly struck with
the notion that it might be a 'plants
You eee, sir, I am a great reader, and
in novels and those short stories which
one reads in the evening papers rich
old uncles have a habit of springing
these surprises on their poor relationa
at such festive gatherings In order tel
teat the genuineness of their pro%
Leased affection."
"Well, sir, I stopped and danced on
to pavement until my daughter caught
hold of my arm and said: 'You'll have
a crowd 'round us in a minute, father.'
"Next morning I called to see Bale
blecombe of the Northern Shire:
Bank, whale tlRele Jerry has his ac.
count, and told him ma suspicions
Habbleconibe is under an obligation a
me, which I need not specify, and, al-
though this Made him inclined to ans
wer my questions, the fear of the hank
act prevented his gofng into details
At last, after a lot, of consideration, as
said: 'Neva, you place me in an awls
Ward predicament; you know as well
as I do that your questions are irreg.
clan But as I wish to do you a turn
I will tell you that I think they If
every probability of your being 001
In your surmises.'
"I could not get anything more
definite from him than that, .although
I tried hard enough. The upshot war
that I farmed Uncle Jerry tor all I wet
worth, and more. For I bad to borree
money to cover increased expenditures
I first had him to stay with as at Brix
ton, and then took him as part of tie(
family to Margate, when we went fot
cur holiday, paying all his expenses
and keeping him supplied with to.
&Mesa and he smokes no small amount
*Under proper circumstances, that
Is, according to novelists and star/
writers, I should have been reward al
with a handsome check, and ultimately
been his sole heir when be died, but In
such luck for me.
"Suddenly, one morning, about
Month ago, Uncle Jerry said he 'wet
going to town , where he intendel tt
take cheap lodgings and look out fat
some work. From that day to this
have ever men him, much as I haul
tried.
"To-day the final blow has bee,
dealt to me. I read in this mosninga
paper of the Taarriaaa at jeremee
Zoskins to Susan Hobbs. No cards. NG
cake. No presents. Susan Hobbs is
a buxom wench about twenty-five of
thirty, and is certain to have a squat
Of children." "
Poor ::evil! I could not help laugh.
fag at him, for all he looked much d
picture of misery. I proposed to the
beautiful daughter the next day.
Ate ti-e holy Ghost.
The old blackened weather boaters 1
church among the pines stood on the
summit of the bill. It was during th
been at the business of calling sinner
Semi-annual revival. The preacher had
I to repentance for many a year and was
acquainted with all the little arts I
known to the profession in catchina 1
there both ways, going and comings 1
But his plan for this spring was thil
greatest he had ever practiced sad wag I
the talk of the neighborhood.
For MOM he had worked it, with tbg 11
aid of a very young member of tha
church, the son of ono of hie daapaae 1 1
superstitions that has been thoroughly II
proved. These charms can be made
exceedingly pretty as a bracelet.
Sundays ago he returned home just be-
fore the 1 o'clock dinner hour. Instant-
ly the little tot was en his knee aek-
ing for a kiss. As her requma Wag
granted she said knowingly:
"Daddy, this is communion Saltily
isn't it?"
"No, my child," was the paternal an-
ewer. "Communion Sunday doesn't
come for two weeks yet. Why did you
think so, dear?'
"'Cause," answered Miss Wisdom,
'your broff smells fee like it did once
before when you said it was coannun,
ion Sunday."
"Oh, yes my darling. I think your
mother is calling."—Kansas City Stop
.
"I am here, geutlemen," explained a
pickpocket to his follow-prigoners, "aa
a result of a moment of abstraciton."
"And I," said the Incendiary, "be:
tame tel an unfortunate habit of mak-
in
"
light of things"
And I," chimed In the forger, "on
account of a simple desire to make a
It"
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Wedding Card
Imitation Cards
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Pro:Tramlines
Dodgers
Poster
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serving daughter.
Every Sunday the father comes down I; FORD w/CH, town to be shaved, and as the deugh- I. •
ter supposes, to attend church. A fele
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