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The Wingham Times, 1893-05-26, Page 70 • THE WINGHAM TIMES, MAY 29 1893, NOW V01714 Va. Ohica,get, The New York nowspapere are amusing themselves by slinging pleasantries at Old- cago. The following verses are a sample of the many effusions; Ef yer gob)! to gee the circus called the big (Mimeo fair, Ye'd bettor cut your wisdom teeth an' sharpon 'em with care, An' keep yer with about ye, an' mind what yer about, For they'll sldn ye like the mischief ef ye don't watch out! They're a-goin' to- oboe:go fer gazin' an' a extra lump for thinkine . It'll cost a heap for eatin' and they'll sock it on for drinkin' IL& ef ye get a hod at night or ef you go without, They'll skin ye like the mischief ef ye don't ' watch outl It's a cent a piece) for coughin', an' jest twice as much for sneezin'; A niokel of ye hold yer breath, an' two of 'em for breathin' A shillio' fer a whisper, an' a quarter fer a shout They'll skin ye like the misohief of ye don't watch out -1 They'll tax ye for the privilege o' welkin' on the ground, 1010 matter of ye go ahead, or ef ye turn around, An' jes' because yer livin'—don't yer never have a doubt— They'll skin yer like the mischief ef ye don't watch out A Brief Hospitality Lesson, Do not overdo the matter of entertain- ment, Do not make a hobby of personal inArm- Wes, Go directly when the call or the visit le ended. Do not forget bathing faoilities for the traveller. Make yourself At home—but not too much Be. In ministering to the guest, do not neg- lect tfielamilY. Conform to the customs of the house, es- pecially at the meals. Let no member of the family, intrude in the guest chamber, Do not make unnecessary work for others even servants:A Be courteouo.but not to the extent of our - rounding principles. When several guests are present, give a share of attention to all. Introduce games and diversions, but only ouch as will be agreeable. Better simple food with pleasure than luxuries with annoyance and worry. A. guest need not accept every proposed entertainment—he should be considerate Of himself and his host. Learn the likes and dislikes of those to be entertained; but not through the medium of an imperative catechism. am so Tired. It is a con:anon exclamation at this season. There is o, certain bracing effect iu cold air which is lost wheu the weather grows warmer; and vthen Lecture is renewing ber youth, her admirers feel dull, sluggish and tired. This coudition is owing mainly to the impure condition of the blood, and its failure to supply healthy tissue to the vari • Qua organs of the boby. It is remarkable hew susceptible the system is to the help to be derived from a good medicine at this season. Possesmng just thews purifying, building-upqualities which the body craves Hood's Sarsaparilla soou overcomes that tired feeling, resteres the appetite, purities the blood, and, in short, imparts vigoreus health. Its thousende of friends as with one voice decilitre "It Makes the Weak Strong." lassrsimsli Hoeeowav's — The chief wonder of modern times. This incom- parable Medicine increases the appetite strengthens the stotuaele cleanses the livr, eorreas biliousness, and prevente flatulency, purifies the eye, tent, ievigorates the nerves, and re. instates sound health. The enormous demaud for these Pills throughout the globe astonishes everybody, and a etngle trial convinces the most scepti- lai that no medicine equals Hellr way's PHIS in its rihility to remove all zom- plaints incidental to the hinitan race. They are ablessilig to the afilicted,and a boon to all Cie iabour under ins ternal or externel disease. The puri- fication of the ulood, removal of all restraints floret the •secretive organs, and gentle aperient action, are the prolific sources of the extenuive cura tive, range of liteloway's Pills. Never Do It. evel,: ask the age of an unmarried lady When she is past five -and -twenty. • Never expose your poverty to a rich rela- tion, if you would have him treat you as a cousin. Never let it come to the ears of a rich and childless relative that you secretly pray for his sudden and premature dissolution. Never speak of the gallows tos, man whose father or grandfather has been hang- ed; nor of the corruption of office holders to a government defaulter. Never impose secrecy upon a man to 7 om you communicate anything in confi- e e; he is sure to tell it to some friend if ypii do. Rules for Bight 1. Elatp the body? glean. The eountlese pores of the °Won are , SO 'Reny lit1e drain Wee for the refuse of the system. If they become clogged awl so deadened in theiraoion, we meet expel,. to bimetal the prey of th some oits oeuntless orms Let us not be afraid e .0, wet epone health la ef fif and five minutes' hrieltaixercise witlia creeii towel every night! and morning. 2. Devote eight 11 ars out of the twenty•four tte sleep. a mother is robbed ot sleep by ft 'ffairefni baby. she roust take a nap stetiene during the day. Even ten minutes of repose strengthens anti eefreshies, au() does good “like a inedicide." Ohildren should be allowed to slilep until they awake of their own free krill. 3 Never go out in the early merit- ing in any locality subjetst to (lamps, fogs, and miasma with an. empty stom- ach. if there is not tini`e to wait for a cup of coffee, pour two-thiree of a cup of boiling water on two teaspoon- fuls of cream or a beaten egg, season it with salt and pepper, and drink it while bot. before going out This will stimulate and strengthen the &toenail', and aid the system in resisting poisonous or deilitating atmosphere. 4. Avoid over.eating. To rise from the table able to eat a little more is a proverbially good, rule for every- one. There is nothing more idiotic thau forcing down a few mouthfuls becalm they happen to remain.,on onea plate after hunger is satisfied, led be- cause they may be wasted if leftl It is ehe most serious waste to dvertax the stomach with even half an armee more than it eau take care of. 5. Avoid food and drink that plainly "disagree" with the system. Vigor/nes outdoor workers should be. *are of heavy, indigestible suppers. Suppers should always consist of light easily digested foods—being, in the country, so soon followed by sleep, and the stomach being as much entitled 'ea tue head to profound rest. The woral pluck and firmness to take *such food and no other for this last mealeof the day On be easily acquired, aud the re ward of such virtue is sound sleep, a clear head, a strong hand, and a cap- ital appetite for breektast. 6. Never wear at night the wider - garments that are worn during the day. 7. Cultivate sunlight and fresh air, Fanners' wives '•fade" 'Bowler than city women, not only because they work harder and take no care of them selves, but because they stay so closely iudoers, awl leave no work or recrea- tion that takes' them out in an open eunlight. It is a singular fact that women in crowded cities generally get mare sunshine and pure air than their hived -up c,anitry sisters. 8. Hayti' something for the mind to feed upon, eomethiug to look for. ward to and live for, besides the round of daily labor or the countings of pro- fits or loss. if we have not any talent for writiug splendid , work s on politi- cal economy or soeial science, or the genius for creating a good story or u fine poetn, the next hest thing—and in fact, almost as good .a thing—is to possess an appreviatiori. of these things. b'o have good books and good news- papers and read thew —if only in suatches—aatt talk about them at din- ner timeor by the evening tire. Culti• vatechoice flowers and fruits, and help Aorne poor neighbor to mats cuttings or tine poultry or trout cutlure, and study always ftrin and household sotenceetud takeeltivautage of new and hopeful things that are every little while coming to light. 9. Liyein peace! Fretting, worry - lug, borrowing trouble, giving away to temper, and holding lung, bitter grud- ges; all these affeCts the liver and poisons the blood, enlarges the spleen, carve ugly lines in the face, and short- en life! Try to be half as wise as the little creature the bee, who takes all the honey she can find, and leaves the poisons to themselves.—Mrs. E. H. Lehind, in American Agriculturist, The "rott Case. ingston, May efincl.—The big ferry steamer "Pierreponto has carried many a visitor to Wolfe Island recently to inter- view Mr. L. Yott, a farmer of that island whose wonderful cure by Dodd's kidney pills was recently published in these col umns. The publication of so many marvellous cures had already excited muoh interest in this community, and now as we have proof of what has been said of this remedy at oar Avery doors it io talked of on all sides. Mr. tt's ease WKS OHS that had excited the ty end anxiety of everyone for many years and now that he is well and strong the people are not only muoll gratified with the reeult but interested in the inoontst- ible proof that Dodd's kidney pills certain- ly strike right at the seat of the disease for which they are recommended and are cer- tain in their results. An empty bottle as often isrings a Wattage of a wreck on land as at sea. It Has Boon Proved. It has been proved over and over again hatBurdoek Blond Bitten; cures dysepsis, ca. constipation, bilioesnOSEt headche, luta, and ell dieewies et the stotnacer, gver ea bowels Try it, Bvery bottle is guar, aLF.Aied,to benflt.or cure wheo takee ea- ocirdng to duet:twee. The clever, thiug to do is to find out people'm merits. When master ad workme i unite, the work is soon done. • Little Boy. GENTLEDIEN,—My little boy had a severe hacking cough and could not eleep aniht i tried .Elo,gyard's Pectoral Balsam and it cured him very quickly. MR. J. HACKETT. Linwood, Ont. Give one sin the eight of Way and it will wreck the universe. Every duty we omit obscures some truth we should have known. Rebecca Wilkiuson, of Brownsvalley Ind., says : "I had been in a distresse, condition for three 'years from Nervoud nese, Weakness of the Stoinacb, Dvepepsio, and Indigestion until my health was gene. I had been doctoring constantly without relief. 1 bought oue bottle of South Am- erican Nervine, which done memore good than any po worth of doctoring 1 ever did in my life. 1 would advise- every weakly person to use this valuable and lovely rem- edy." A trial bottle will convince you. 'Warranted at Chisholm's drug store. The only briglft spot left by some men is the scoured place on the chair. . It is not the biggest pipes in tlie or.' gait that are used the most. Perfect Satisfaction. GENTLEMEN—Iliave used 13. B. B. an ex- cellent remedy, both as a blood purifier and general family medicine. I was for a long time troubled with sick headache and heartburn, and tried a bottle, which gave me such perfect so,tisfactioa that I have slime then used it as our family medicine. E. RAILET, North Bay, Ont. • Many of Vur cares are but a morbid way of looking at our privileges. RHEUMATISM CURED IN A DL—South aanericau Rheumatic Cure of Rheumatism and Neuralgia radically cures 411 I to 3 days. Its action upon the system is re markable and mysterious. It removes at once the cause of the disease immediately disappears. The first dose greatly bene fits. 75 colts. Warranted at Chisholm's drug store. No space of regret care make am- ends for one's life opportunitios mis- used. o, Medd, dear, bile ohickweed and the eggplant al..) not members of the same botanical family. Penipliciated ease. Bin,—I was troubled with biliod- nets, headache nee Inas of appetite. I &Mid net rest it rgi, gaid v -as very weak, hilt after usitI4 three bottles of B. 13. 13., altilara also giving it to my children. Was. WATItIt RUENS, Ivlattland, X. For Prost Bites. SI",—For chapped hands, sore Mimi and frost bites I find nothing exeells Hagyard's Yellow Oil. 1 had my feet frozen three years age, obtained no relief until I ',teed Hagyard's Yellow Oil, which aeon healed np the frozen part. Cus. Lowman, Alameda, N. W. T. Tip, real man is one Wile ftlWaYa fitette excuses for others, hut never ex- oass himself, Itch on human and horses and all ani0 nutlet cured in 30 minutes by Virolford's Sanitises? Lotion. This never fails. " War. ranted at Chiliolm's drug store. The home where each member has learned to ose his or her OVVII epirit is an icleal borne. • Scraped With it Rasp, S throat bad Ruth a &nigh that my roat felt as if scraped with a rasp. Ou taking Dr. Wood's Notway Pine Syrup fouud the fleet dose gieve Mus. A. IVionotic, Ont. ensilage is injurious to any ttuinial,and t it is likely to set up tuterlial (Niue- 2,000,000 Feet hoboes that will lead int e di.eftse xis 11 hi to do there any goad1Vell-earned wiielage is 1.11.40 OW1100 !Woo tum nutriment contaieed in the ears it; just what the hogs Heed for blood - making and fat -making in the •svinter. Even such eneilage, however, will be pretty wet for the imees and along with it one will generally find it neces- eery to feed dry feed. The proper ensilage for hogs is corn eusilage, properly prepnred and gather- ed. Ale best corn for this purpose te the Landreth sugar corn, and not the hard field corn wbioh Wr Wei heen accustomed to raise for the pigs. Good quality of eager corn will keep better In the silo than hard field corn, and the pigs as well as 01 other farm animals will prefer it to any other, The sugar is very fattening, and while it makes the !Aim grow, it fate tens Omni rapidly for 'elle market. Generally our pigs grom . lean in cold weather, owing either to t be poor food we give thein or to the excessive strain upon their systems caviled hy the winter weather. Good eweet corn ensilage, however, tends to fatten Wein in cold weitther4 as well as to make thew grow in oth4r ways, and it is prohably tint, tilitelpeee; winter food that we can get tor the ilioge. Very little dry feed miens to he given to the hoes if gond cords nailago is provided. Our ordina4 field corn is lacking in sufficient sueer to meet the requireineets of the sylitepi, and naturally it does not begineeie • form a complete food. While Moir core is not exactly a complete food it cremes nearer to it than almost any ether one article OW we can grow on the farm. If this ss made the basis of the food rations during the winter, ae,i a fair awouut of anv dry feed .udded to it oceesionally. the hogs will eel.' ainly do better than by eity haphazard triFitliud of oliteining winter fond. It is in planting 1 itue tbut we IDUSt consider the queetion whet her we shrill have such feint for our }10g8 another season A. teas, one field eau be devoted to 1 lie oul ure of this ensilage corn f ir wieter feedina and the tirst trial will he followed by the second. .1"••••,, Highest Cash unisimeemeworsreenrsom ria.crszclwol paid for any quantity of HARD AND SOFT WOOD LO delivered at our yard in Win .for Heading and Shingle by the cord. Call and get prices, le to cut, des, Dressed and Undressed Lumber, Shingles, Lath, dzo., kept continually on hand. MoLEAN & SON. Wingbam, January 4th, 1893. PROF. SCOTT MOSICAL LEADER PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH gives Private Lessons in Vocal Traintne, both in Staff and Tonic.Sol•Pa Notation, Open for engagements for Concerts or Church meetings. Torras moderate. Apply at MRS. IL MORROW'S, 24 Shuter St Whighani Yorinfo MUNN tir. Oldest bure Every patent the publio by a Largest circulation of world. Splendidly Ulm man should be without year; 42.60 six month. A. punfatianns, 3611eroadw ..11•••••••••rms•••••••• FOR THE BEST VALUE ORDERED CLOTHIN GO TO -- HATS, CAPS, COLLARS, THREW AWRY HIS CRUTCHES AFTER YEARS OF TERRIBLE SUFFERING. AN INTERESTING HISTORY. SHIRTS, CUFF, &c. Cheap for KASH, —AT— —_ WEBSTED.'S Stoves es, toves tenonsarrcnseicconeeenousegairle ;irj "AT. Ensilage for Hogs. If one is goinee to winter. hogs cheaply and successfully he tnust begin to prepare for it in the spring and summer proceeding the winter, The farmer who trusts to luck about having proper food for the hogs through the winter is pretty sure to make more faihires than successes. The proper food for swine in Winter depends to much upon the locality in which they aro brought up that no general advice can be given. In one seetion one. food is cheaper than in another, and it world pay batter to raise that for the winter feeding than any other, But entillage for liege con generally be raised cheap enough anywhere, and Will can be made a very agreeable and good iooa for boo. if oorn ensila0 IS used for hogs it should be both Meet Jana w11.eirnea. Sour cora STATEMENT OF MR. WM. MoNEE. For eight years I was troubled with sore.on my leg which resulted from having it broken. The doctors kept me in bed five months trying to heal it up, but all to no purpose. 1 tried all sorts of salves, liniments, ointments, pills and blood medicines but with no benefit. In 1883 it became so bad that I had to sit on one chair and keep my foot on an- other for four months. I could not put my foot on the ground or the blood would rush out in a stream and my leg swelled to twice its natural size. ELEVEN RUNNING SORES developed on it which reduced me to a living skeleton (1 lost 70 lbs, in ken, months). Friends advised me to go to the Hospital; but I would not, for I knew they would take my leg off. The doctor then wanted to split it open and scrape the bone, but 1 was too weak to stand the operation. One old lady said it had turned to blaok erysipelas and could never be cured. I hadnever heard of Burdock Blood Bitters then, but I read of a minister, Rev. Mr. Stout, who had been cured of a severe abscess on the neck by B.B.B., after medical aid had failed, and I thought I would try it. 1 washed the leg with the Bitters and took them according to directions. After using one bottle I could walk on cruthes, after taking three, 1 threw away the crutches, took a scythe and went to work in the field. At the end of the sixth bottle my leg was entirely healed up ; pieoes of loose bone had worked out of it and the cords mane baok to their natural plates again. That was nine years ago and it has never broken out since, 1 can walk fere =See to -day as fast as anyone, and all this /owe to B. B. B., 'hit& certainly saved my leg, if not my life. cheerfully reetninneed it f,oall sufferere, Give B. B. a. tial, it will cure you as It did me. All intending purchasers of stoves for this winter will save money by buying from D. SUTHERLAND. Having bought a very large variety of HEATING AND COOK Your et truly, Wm. Motu, St. Xveis P.,, Ont. Mr. P. O. Sandersoie the druggist of St. Marys, Ont., certifies to the entire truthfulness Of the remarkable etatement madeby Mr. MONOODADISKIS that seeetal other Vrdilderflli Ontell have been made in his district0 to choose from ktrery stove guaranteed against breakage and to give complete satisfaction. SUTIVRLAINM. Vingluu, Weber Otk oro,„ • , eeeleenne,'