Wingham Times, 1892-11-04, Page 6r
'? Say i Don't get gay, now, I'm the
e Q1 itilp al Uri C5 Inspector, and 1.'tn just testing your
releplu'ne.
E There's a good deal of guarantee
Ill ll,9 I>, Syp7 yl I;DP� 4, '89?' business ill the store. keeping of to -day.
It's las excessive.sTve, r too reluctant.
�r
Half the time they mean nothing,
t
T'rom a Woman's Stanalscln . \Vords--Only scat
cls
()hC
t harlie, did yon sae. the rtU%' This offer to refund the money, or
v.? to pay a reword, is made under the
a that you won't want your money
itw
11
No,. I didn't. 1'n. starving, l�sllte.
urry up dinner.
Oh, it NVt.s awful, The horse sa'as
Moping like clad. It was m
r ex-
esseaan's wagon and a tru
Tell me au dingier, Nellie. 1nk whom you kuow,nlust have sourer w„
unary I can't speak the truth. I'm so he has faith back of �tl1e guarantee•
The business wa
uldu t stand a yea
I
u
hash, and that you won't claim t lIa
reward. Of course.
So, whoever is honest in making it,
and works --not on. hie own reputation
alone, hut through the local dealer,
thine
But in. favoring you,J ut 1ble, heaven
has doubly favorer', your wife,
And it's twirls? _
No, Jumble, not exactly', You see --
Caesar, Doctor, youmystify
me. Believe me of this anxiety, for
pity's sake. Whitt is it ?
Triplets.
But, lay dear, the children --
What 1 the children ! Good heavens
(7, they're nil right ; they were in
the house, but they might have been
:igllt in the middleof
bell road—
Will
you ringfor Hannah `?
without it.
What is lacking in confidence. Back
of that, what is lacking is that clear
honesty which is above the "average
practice."
D. Pierre's medicines are guaranteed
to accomplish what they are intended
an
do d their makers give the money
Oh Charlie, 1 was so frigate. 1 d .1 to
Doesn't it stripe you that a me terns
which the makers have so much cos•
fideuce in, is the medicine for yon 1
The U iaerushed.
While I was being shaved, the dour
opened and in walked a humble look-
ing colored man about 25 years
old, who was saluted by the•barber
with a hello, Sam ! bow was yo' !
Jim, said' the other, after
fidgeting
about for a minute, .you
to my sister Linda.
I was, sah, was the reply. Yes,sab,
me an' Linda was ingaged, and I was
ggwine to become your brudder-law.
Ltficla sent word.
Did she ?
Yes. Linda ,,ranted me to stop and
tell yo suthin'.
I hope de deal angel haiu't dun got
Fick.
Oh no. She's jes' dun got married
to Bill Lee dis mawnin', an' she axed
me to stop an' tell you.
Wh.what I 'N'o'r sister Linda dun
got married to dal nigger Bill Les
shouted the barber, as he waved his
l razor around my head -
3t Beats Jack Frost.
Yes. She dun changed her mind
'bout you,
She did, e1t 1 She did, eh I Boy, liar
yo got a flatfooted, bfack•hided,'possum
faced sister earned Linda 1 Great big
,;al wid turnip cull'd eyes and a motif
as big as dot dotal 1 Sings like, a mewl
and makes a traek in de mud like a
elephant'? Has yo' got sich'a sister?
Ir'eckon Eo.
Worry well, sal. I Yo' return to dat
sister an' give her my compliments,
an' toll her I was married mo' dan
two weeks ago, an' dat she ain't dun
fooled me worf shucks! Good matv,nill'
sah—call.agin 1
ran to the window and saw'the wagon
tip over—Oh—oh—oh-la h—
What on earth—
Barry might have been riding in
that very wagon 1 Ile often does.
Bat lie wasn't it appears.
No,, dear ; doesn't it seem like a
special providence; but, ob, Harry,
Some poor woman lost her—
Was anybody killed, Nellie ?
• Her trunk was throws out right in.
front of our door, and the beautiful
woman's clothes were scattered all
over the pavement. Such lovely --
What became of the beautiful wo-
man 1
Oh, Charlie, I'm so excited 1 don't
know what I'm saying. Such Invely
gowns and cloaks and—
Wes the expressman hart, Nellie ?
I'm sure 1 don't know whether he
was or not, the stupid ! 'oine one
came and took away the things. l just
love a runaway, Charlie, don't you 1
Hannah's timely entrance With the
dinner saved Uhftrlie from another ver
sion of the affeir.
back if the result isn't apparent,d
HOLLOWAY'S PILLS AND OINTIMENT.
...'The most. efiectual (Jure for Gout
arid Rilenrnati3LU.—•A frequent cause'
of these votupleiuts is the iulfatnma•
tory state of the blood, attended with
bad digestion, lassitude, and great
debility, %bowing the want of a proper
circulation of the tluid, and that im-
purity of the blood greatly aggravates
these disorders. Holloway's Pills are
of so purifying a nature -that a few
doses taken in time are an aleetual
preventive against gout and _ rhea ins F
ttism, but anyone that has an attack o.
either should use
i'tIQWhty'B Oint-
ment also, the powerful
which, combined with the effects of
the Pills, ensure a certain cure. The
Ointment should be thoroughly rubbed
into the they s affected beit en least
sufficiently
day, f e
fomented with waren water to open
the peer,•e to facilitate the intr..ductiou
of the Ointment to the glands.
(i)eiliainglpra Einit$
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These terms will be strictly adhered to
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that week
5. ELLIOTT
Peen -mum AND PUlaasuse
ONO Z,TirQ,K3IFS-
Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figs is taken; itis and acct
leasant
and refreshing to th.e taste,
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys,.
Liver and Bowels, cleanses theea.
tem effectually, dispels colds, hid -
aches and fevers and cures habituall
constipation. SSyrup of Figs is only remedy of its kind ever pro-
duced, dto the taste and ESC.,ESC.,uced, pleasing
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial in its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy andagreeable substances, its
many excellent qualities commendit
to all and have made it the most
popular remedy kno „n,
syrup of Figs is f:." wale in 75c
all leading t•: •a gists.
bottles by
Any reliable druggist who may not
have it on hand will one o wocure it
it
promptly for any
to try it. Manufactured only by the
It Never Fails.
Do you sea that gentleman `sitting
opposite ? said oneautin in a cable car
to hie next ieighl>nr.
Yes.
I can matte him pull his watch out
of his pocket and constllt.the time,with
out saying a word to him.
You k..,nW him, perhaps, and have it -
arranged that he shall do soon a cer:.
talo signal from yon.
No; t never saw him before ip my
life.
Well, then, 1 don't believe you can
do it.
IHave $5 to bitty I gall.
I have five to say you can't.
It's a het, is it?
It is.
The other man waited a few moments
until the Glance of the man referred to
fell on hirn,attd then, with much delib,
ertitiui5, drew forth Itis; tvatcl: and look-
ed at it.
The man across 1130 aisle. Saw the
movenieut,and instantly J1itted his own
watch freut his vest. pocket.
The man wilo had bat he wouldn't
handed his $5. bill without a word, and
as the other took it he remarked :
It never tails, ' Look at your own''
watch and it's as catching as pawning.
Try it yourse'lt or; sotriebocly.
Racked With Rheumatism.
Be.I' STItS,—For leu years I suffered
DEAIL SIR.—We have used Hagyard's.
Yellow Oit iu our family and know it
is a sure cure for lumbago and frost bites.
My wife was so bad with lumbago that
she could not straighten herself,. and Yel-
low Oil completely cured her. It has been
a fortuue to us.
OLIVEU ALLEN, Owen Sound, Ont
The Telephone Inspector.
Ile apparently was a visitor from
the rural districts who was totolley
unacquainted with ,city ways. Ile
entered., says a Chicago paper one of
the offices tit the city building and
rinrlly nttrlteted the attention of a
clerk, who rather gruffly enquired,
well, what is it 1 What can I do for
your
Where's your telephone 1 asked the
caller, taltine a survey of the room.
Over there.
,thout haying another word the
callai' nniked across the rootn, timidly
took flowtl the receiver, placed it to
his ear, and s:tond ftir a initnite as S411
US a statue, evidently listening arid
wait't+ufur' the mysterious illat,rlllnent
orThen n
lie
't
tobiro. t„ •,1} sowetlsin�
ear-eftilly hung np the recei%etglanced
nrnulld the room and noticed that the
f:�cF',f avert' clerk was stretched out
of its normal shape by a smile of.
generous proportions. Again he re.
mined to the'at'ae;lc. After listening
as before, he tripped on the transmitter
y,-Vi-ral times. Again he waited.
Tllen he g1atto ee'l about lion, put his
lips t:nt;e ;n the 'photo., and said
quif•'iy--very quif•tly, Hello 1
this was too Tamil for the amused
CRUFOR��IA �S SYRUP CO
3AN 3''1� 32,T....3G7, JAZ.,.
DR. DIAODONALD,
EJ
JOSEPHINE STREET,
Muril1 i, -
�7i j • B. TOIVLER,
Member College Physicians and Surgeons, Ontario
Coroner for County of Huron—
Office Up•etairs, next to Mr Morton's o1Hce, Wing -
ham, Ont.
orates IIoURs.-0 to 12 a. m., 1 to 6 p, m.. or at
Residence, Diagonal Street.
ONTARIO
T
1.1 with rheumatism in sprlug•aud fall. 1
I have beeu confined to bed for tuoutlls at {
a time, but since using 13 B 13, I have not
suffered from it.at all. Ialso suffered
from the dyspepsia, which bus not troub-
led me since us:ug the 1313 13, and I there-
fore
thick it is it splendid medicine,- -
Mite AME1JIA 1311F,NN, Hayeslaud, Out.
The Fear of i:oatll' How to Propose.
The fear of death is especi by any see. , A party of ladift'sand gentleman w ore
ere attack of disease, especially colds or
coughs• This aced not bo` where a.r.l
Wood's I3: cam Pine Syruphi is keeuriv on 1 lnesslattendingtl>a declarati n of love
hand for family use. This' orrfvallecl
sremedy ceren coughs, colds, hoarseness, I
asthma, bronchitis and all throat and bong I when one gentleman re l Pt Bowld thad t
o it
diseases. prise 2ve. and 50o. So by ever' he 'Deere
d liqnselfdruggists. • in a collected and business like man-
Breakiug at Gently. I t'er, "
it all Doctor 1 •
For eustauce, be continued, address-
Is right, to .ing rt lady present, Mies Smith, I have
*J.
�'lpng the Doctor,
At.night is always a trouble, and it is
often an entirely unnecessary
trouble if
Perry Davis'
1
IL J. A. MELDRTJM,
LJ
Honor Graduate of Toronto University, and
Member of the College of Physicians and Surgeons of
Ontario.
Office and Residence—Corner of Centre and Patrick
streets, formerly occupied by Dr. Bethune.
tl'INOIIADt ONT
•
R.
VANSTONE.
BAILLUSTE1t, SOLICITOR, Etc., Etc
private And Company funds to loan at.lowest rate '.
interest. No commission charged. Mortgagee, town
andiarm propert� bought and sold.
OFFICE—Beaver Block WINGUADI, Orr
•
•
is kept in the house. A few drops
of this old remedy in a little sweet-
ened water or milk', brings prompt.
relief. Sold everywhere.
Have you seen the New .
BIG BOTTLE
Old Price 25 Cents.
J. A. MR '.1
BARRISTER &o ,
Wingham - Ontario
MEYER �a DICKINSON,
H. W. C. NIEYER- Q. C: I E. L. DICKINSON, 13. A
BARRISTERS AND SOLICITORS, Etc., Etc., So
licitors for Bank of Hamilton, 'Commissioner's for
taking affidavits for Manitoba, Farm, Townand
Village property bought and sold. Money tet ovate
e
funds) loaned on mortgage security at 6/ p
Money invested for private p010000, urea the best
mortgage securities without any expense to the
lender, Lauds for rale in Manitoba and the North-•
west.
Otfce—Rent's Bleck, i1 iughem.
DENTISTRY.- J S. JEROME, Eiseman,
�l Io manufacturing Celluloid Platee,
Vulcanite riai
• as cheap ass they lates of the
got illthe
Dominion. AU front warranted.
Painless extraction of teeth by the use of Electric-
ity or Vegetable Vapor.
TARR NOTIct1.—I will extract teeth for 20 cents
each.
OFFICE: In the Beaver. Block, opposite the
Brunswick House.
SpI'-odid, hirable! Allow me
been two years looking fur s1 wife. I
congratulate you am its receipt of £400 a year,.whieh is•
on the increase. Of ell the tadics of
my ueynuihteutue, I admire you the
most, I love you, and would gladly
make you my wife. • \Vill you marry
' mel
Is it a—a--btoy 1
The ptcture of his pop.
Doctor, this is the happiest tnornent
of my life. Its selfishness en toy part
though—for Louisa yearned for a
data tbter so fondly. y You flatter me by your preference,
In that sires, Jumble, alio won't be •
good hut.uoredly replied Miss S. to the
disappointed, erir t'
i' a of all present. I refer you to
Did yon say it wits a bby. D�rctor ? p'
my father.
Thr picture not his pop sa,ld The guests were rtstoilude .
010 eke ,) S 1
1 t tit,
d and after a hearty 1 In that case, itunble, fie I 1
uhnrns of laughter one of them kindly before, she won't be disappointed, fof
vnituttemed to show the old roan how heaven has more than gratified her
The couple we're married
after.
shortly
to operate the new-fanpled talking desire'. A saloon gun Her micro he run witll-
tn,,cllialt+. 1)o 1 understand you Doctor ?--is it oft trains up bovs than a nary -mill
'[arcing up the receiver ,jet 116 you twins 1 without lea's, or floating gr(11 ill tt ithuU
100tvel it, Turn the little crank at the 'You said you wanted a boys did you whom,. '71 boys ( o(potion
is, boys se
ri 'its whish tinge the hell. Then take not"!or
,
tlnwit the'photlr,: place it to your ear,
tu,,1 when the uslnteol rein aligwers, tell
it;t•.-
The old geutlennln slowly turned,
aryl t:nsitlg lolly and steadfastly on his
♦„
lag frt.•nu remarked, is that same
ori. sweet voice :
'or '.'frill, D10> f r
And year wife wanted a girl 1
Yes, rector,
Well then, n,y man, rest easily.
Heaven has answeredthe prayer of
otic neighbors 1
1
DELICATE
iLRI�. G—.—
bG"..�.�:G':Z..'1'l:.Y
PURE
SWEET
LASTING
t°
LAYMAITS
RICH I��`J
RARE
PUNGENT I-+
\%1%ni. ci�' =t tIt I B:(
DENTIST..
OI"FI0E, - - PARSON'S BLOCKS
Opposite' the Queen's Iiotcl, Wingham:
Will visit Gorrie lst and 3ra Mondays
of each month. -
J CHN itrfOIIiB,
•
GENERAL INSURANCE AGENT
11'Iool1AM, •OirMkta
WAVE
mt. HOLDS THE FIRST PLACE
IN POPULARIBEWARE OF
IMITATIONS.
\Sv...fso.gS...rt.L.M..aemcminoe......oaa
FRAGRANT
First dude—How much did ytitl pityNERNtr
for this can 1 Second
dude
—Threeh rrc
��
A
NS
dollars. It's genuine bamboo. lint IuFA�w •---
l+ tit ro st obsttnatel cases shun a d
crude ' h �etatki rwto r11[eve, fr
NERVE BEANS are h new dip
covertthat onto the worst eases of
Nervous Debility,Lost Visor and
Failing Manhood; restores the
weakness of body or mind caused
by over -work. or the errors or 01-
atoms of youth. This Remedy
11 ab'
;,Ola. by Hilt•
F. man
ft DEANS, 35., tV111 lIAD1,
'• ll
LICENSED AUCTIONEER FOR THE COUNTY
OF HURON.
Sales attended In any .part of the Co. Charges
Moderate.
JOEIN CTTIlItIL, \VINoIIAD1, ONT.,
--� -
LTOENRED AUOTIONSEU 3011 THE COUNTY 05'
' launoN,
A11 orders left at the TIMES owes promptly attend
ed to. Terms reasonable.
JAMES HENDE1RSON, o
LtotssSn AUcrmosnks. Pon ColtoTtEB IICnon »Js
BRUcr,
311 sales attended to promptly and On the Shortest
Notice
Charges Moderate and Satisfaction Cunreeteed.
311 necessary arrangements can be made at the
Talks' oifce Osh
rills. GODFREY & MlcAutl,
iii. B. Tor'ontd, Mombets College Phleleiants an
is Surgeons. Ontario.
• OstMtte
w'Ilo 'sold it to you sur- TArsuTe � .l oe,or six or sill or sens b 101(1 o
er
•--1'11 eo ,,,t if t 1b of T
n z1Pfl your very nicely. It's (�i� ,roam drtti
Wr for pa ghl M `
Loth. bamboozler y
'Chen its twins/' w only imitation.
ig ort, Isis iv A. I,. IHAMMit.TON
i3it0R:tWR
¥oney to Loan on Notes.
Notes Discounted.
REIASONABLId TtAT'FS
Mmtoy advanced on Mortgages at'6 per.rentwit10
p,rnvileged of y
paying
ngtti the end of any yea:. N 1r.
ROUT. Mslleti01.
t3f1du1R •-i3eaV0r lideek, Wir>Dt1Da+st. Ont.
ak\;
nell, of Linden Vnllpy.
Methods," 1lr E A Thompson
8. "Its Possibilities," MI
Smith, Elizabethville,
Mr Donnellheld that the
bad great need of Endeavor
because the place where youni
li were tempted to spend their
at the neighboring hotels. '
radius of A mite and a half t
et least 50 young people
produced, and that was sufi
start a `society.
Air E A i'hompson's pape
Methods" was read by Mr l
One advantage of the eountrl
there were not 60 many to
to keep the people from serv;
found, it very effective in
societies to have plenty ni
Sociability was a strong
bringing in many who
belong to the church.
should he wartnly welcon
hand'shake.
The paper on "The Possit
Ooutltry Sooil-ty" was yea'
Smith's' paster. The possibi
• perhaps not as great as in
towns, but still it could dc
work for God. Where two
week were too many the pi
Endeavor meetings should
The temperance committee
much influence for good
suasion and along the line
tion. Many parts of the co
cursed with cider. Old wor
that could not be sold were
,into cider—nice Hider, indet
worms and rut acted as a tea
THE DENOMINATIONAL B
Then turtle reports by
(T"-- chairmen on the rallie
the morning iu the church/
the delegates respectively b,
Rev R .J Beattie, of Gu
ttie Presbyterians had t:
Andrew's and had a rine
There had been expressed
that.the chureh ahaul.l to
interest in young people's si
should'take a more careful
of thong. \Vith this end
committee had been appoil
port on the subject at the t
Presbyterian gathering. fi
ing meeting it. resolution
mously passed declaring Lb
to taws church to :which the
that they desired to woi
spiritual welfare of old ant
respectfully asked that the
mittee vote Co adopt such
tion as will enable the
Christian Endeavor to ore
the church, The speaker
also felt by Romp that
tendency to spread Ohris
over too groat au area
eoneertti'atiott might be 1111
This would also be effPctiv
Baptists — Rev 0 0
Sarnia The speaker $al(
grand meeting iu the Ti
Baptist church, In his el
organization called the Ye
Baptist Society. At t
meeting the relation of tl
E Society wits dlscaste
opinion expressed that W
in tont great inter•de
work of the 0 E Society,
preserve their identity wi
denotnination. Some 13a
People's Societies in the
raised funds for Sunday
;ionary work,
(TOngregation al—Itev
said the delegates had.
basement of the First 0
Church. They had elm
five hymns, a prayer and
greetitlgs within an hour
that nearly every- C
church in the country
Society and 'the uutloe
hopeful.
1)isciplts—Mr A ills!,
eton, saki the de legates 't
ination had whet in the 1
Coiner Dundas and Deist
The gathering assumed
pray'et meeting. An atddi
a t8'tttrl d mis'si'41'ltar;
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