The Bayfield Bulletin, 1964-07-15, Page 10BUSHY
TALES
by
ART ELLIOTT
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WORLD'S LARGEST HYDRAUUC LIFT
ON A CANAL LINKING LAKE ONTARIO
AND GEORGIAN RAY.
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Mrs. Margaret
Keys
SUMMER FASHION SALE
20 % TO 50%
SAVINGS
• SPORTSWEAR
• DRESSES
• HATS
• COATS
• SUITS
• SLIMS
Sale Continues For A Limited Time
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Tents-9'x9' $5 wk.
9'x12' $10 wk.
Lanterns $1.50 wk.
Stoves $2.00 wk.
Air Mattresses
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Coolers $2.50 wk.
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Page 10—Bovfield Bulletin—Wednesday, July 15, 1964 Most hit-and-run drivers run
straight into serious trouble for
themselves, says the Ontario
Safety League, because the
majority are apprehended short-
ly after the event. In the first
quarter of 1964 there were 758
hit - and - run drivers of whom
530 were picked up by police
by the time the reports were
submitted. Only 17 of the 530
arrested were women. Even a column of this type
has to take notice of comp-
laints. It has been put to us
that Bushy Tales lacks sex. For
those who don't know the score
about the bush, may we say it
has been left out because that's
the way we found it. The birds
and bees carry on as usual, and
the squirrels seem to have a
lot of fun in the Spring, and
the • moose calves appear reg-
ularly, but as far as the aver-
age prospector is concerned,
sex is something you hear about
on the radio.
Up in the brand new town-
site of Mattagami, Que., about
three years ago, your corres-
pondent was driving a Land
Rover along the clay mud road
heading toward the village when
hailed down by a group of
Crees. This was the neighborly
thing to do. Two winsome
young women got into the front
seat and several young bucks
crowded into the back.
Along the gravel mad, quite
set up with having a couple of
pretty young Indian maidens
with me, I put my arm around
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the waist of the nearest one
and said (jokingly, of course)
"How about coming down to
my camp and be my girl?"
There was quite a comfort-
able camp there on the Bell
River, actually, and I suppose
through brown eyes it looked
like at least an average prop-
osition. The young girl, school-
ed by the missionaries at Moos-
onee, hung her head modestly
and did whatever Indian girls
do instead of blushing and
mutely shook her head.
I turned to the back seat
where the girl's brother sat and
laughingly inquired: "What do
I have to do now?"
Said he, quite seriously: "You
have to ask her three times"'
A couple of weeks later the
same two girls were down at
the camp peeling potatoes,
washing dishes and serving
grub to the Crees (their broth-
ers nd cousins) who were cut-
ting line for me. After lunch
when the boys had gone back
to the axe work, I sat down
at the table with the girls who
were intently scanning the col-
ored section of The Star Week-
ly, looking at the colored fash-
ion pictures with great interest.
Again, I put my arm around
the nearest girl and giving her
a little squeeze, I inquired:
"How about being my girl?"
She nudged the other girl
with her elbow, giggled and an-
nounced loudly: "He try to do
love to me!"
At which I left in a hurry
and cut a mile of line hardly
stopping even to have a smoke.
So much for sex.
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GODERICH — 524-7262
A Complete Line of
QUALITY BOATS
BOAT, MOTOR, TRAILER
RENTAL SERVICE
Special 12-ft. Aluminum
Boats -- reg. $249
Now $199.50
The funeral of Mrs. Margaret
M. Keys, widow of Rev. Dr. .1.
Melvin Keys, formerly of Mc-
Killop Township, who died at
the Sunset Haven Home for
Senior Citizens in Welland, On-
tario on June 19, 1964, was held
on June 22, 1964, at 4 p.m.
from the Bonthron Funeral
Home in Hensall. Rev. M. Mor-
rison of the Varna United Ch-
urch officiated.
Mrs. Keys is survived by one
daughter, Mrs. Ross K. (Mild-
red) Orr of St. Catherines; two
sisters, Mrs. John (Norma)
Byermann and Mrs. Jake (Lil-
lian) Broome both of Seaforth.
two brothers, Mr. Charles Ross
of Searsport, Maine, and Mr.
Malcolm F. Ross of Rochester,
Michigan. She is also survived
by three granddaughters.
Pallbearers for the funeral
were William McAsh, Bernard,
John and Arnold Keys of Var-
na, Ernest Talbot of Kippen
and Neil Moore of Kitchener.
Interment took place at Bay-
field Cemetery.
Tip For Dog Owners
Canadians taking dogs into
the United States must produce
a current certificate of vac-
cination against rabies and
should consult a veterinarian at
least one month before the
planned crossing. Dogs may be
brought into this country from
the U.S. on a certificate signed
by a veterinarian licensed in
Canada or the U.S. attesting
that the animal has been vac-
cinated against rabies during
the preceding 12 months.
Protect Yourself
The Department of National
Health and Welfare says sun-
light has a definite aging effect
on the skin, causing dryness
and wrinkling.
Protect yourself this sum-
mer by using a good suntan
lotion, or wear a hat, cover
your shoulders, and be sure to
wear proper sunglasses to pro-
tect your eyes from the darw,-
ern of glare.
CHT-SEEING QUIZ
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COMING NEXT:
"TAKE HER,
SHE'S MINE"