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Wingham Times, 1891-10-09, Page 61+IIIDAl:. O0101= h, 113111. ,Item. Inudsa. (otv run ream: nc; Bee Wall, uo 1 I can't tell whir he lives, Because .he don't like you see: Leastways, he got out of the habit Of Livia like you and me. Whar have you been for the last three year. That you haven't heard folies tell How Jimmy J3ludso passed, in his cheeks The night of the Prairie Belie He weren't uo saint—them engineers Is all pretty much alike -- One wife in Natchez-under-the-Ut'll And another one here in Pike. 9 keerless pian in his talk, was Jiro. • Ancl an akward hand in a row, But he never flunked,. clad he never lied -- I reckon he never knowed how, eknd this was all the religion he had — To treat hes engine well; Never be passed on the river, To mind the pilot's bell; And if ever the Prairie Belie took fire— going to take advantage of the oppor, A thousand tithes he swore tuuity to send by you some important He'd hold the nozzle against the bank Till the last soul got ashore. doeuotents, which it would err; ine,c, All boats has their day on the Mississip. pedient to entrust to the ordinary post. And her day cause at last— Here he held up a bulky white linen The Movastar was a better boat, about two feet fon But the Belle she wouldn't be passed. bagg, tied with red And so she came teariu along that night- tape and seated with an enormous The oldest eraft•on the line— uautity . of red. wax, Limed hard) With a nigger squat on her safety valve q y And the furnace examined, • resin and pine. The fire burst out as she Blared the bar, And burnt a hole iu the night, 1 duly went up to town the following week, and toon found any way to a stately pile of thre Foreign 011ice build• Ings in j.)owniug street ,whiolt 1. entered, my young bosom swelling with pride, and my head higher in the air than ever, 1 was usbedinto the presence R of . a ggrave looking young man, whom I imagined to be Sir Algernon, anti 1 accordingly made le profound bow, and and said, Sir Algernon, 1 presume i The graveyoung man stniled,and replied Oh, yes, 1 carefully OtePlainea; be has eO much practice in welting his name that he dots it ogilentlitlly now. All that eveirin g I was a hero in is email way, anti did nothing ahuost but unlock my portmanteau and show the precious hag to suSce>ssive troops of friaries, At .the same thine I impress, ed upon tleetn the utmost seoreey, as I bad a lurking fear that I was tweaking a diplomatic regulation in showing oil that Sit' Algernon would appear pies• a despatch bay in this public summer, eptly. Then we talked pleasantly for The next day L departed on my voy• a few minutes about the weather and age to the Bast, and the next six evil reputation of the climate of Cara, weeks of the journey were to tne,I eau baya,whtcb was the name of my official truthfully say, six long weeks of the post. most refined torture, I was puzzled Sir Algernon himself suddenly ap. even how to get the invaluable bundle peered through .a side -door, advanced safe on board at Tilbury. To send it and cordially shook bands --a .donde- with my lu gage,whicb went separate. ceusion which thrilled ever nerve of my ly, was out of the question. I had no body with pleasure --saying cheerfully lean dhag into wbieh it woald convene at the same time ; You are Mr Brown, finely go ; so 1 ingeuwusly folded it as you are bound for Carabaya, we are inside a huge rug which was strapped up along with a lot of stick and utn- I. rellas. This I carried in my own in defiance of the prayers of itnportueatr, porters and the re, marks of jeering street boys. I struck to it manfully amidst the terrible crush which takes place on board our Olean steamers at the hour of parting, say, Mr Drove, It is your duty to take `even though I -was compelled to take the utmost care of this beg; in feet, it up and hug it lengthwise to my you siiouldurt lot it out of your sight bosom, to prevent the Awkward sticks And quick as Hash she turned, and madefor an instant, till you have safely and umbrellas from driving my neigh - For that wilier bank on the right, ( deposited it in the hands of Her i;lajes. born to e,esperation, It was not pleas - There was runnin' and erushiu', But Jing yelled out ty's Consul at Carabaya. Indeed, the ant to hear some one fiercely mutter Over all the infernal roar, 1 State would much prefer you to lose behind your back, what a dene:ed fool lel hold her nozzle against the bank Till the last galoot's ashore r your head than that you should lose that long-legged goose is, (I was six Through the hot black 'breath of the; this 'nag, he added, blood -thirstily feet and somewhat lankyy. Why burnin' boat Jim Bludso's voice was heard And they all had trust • in his cussed - though smiling all the time.. He hand- doesn't he put bis abominable bundle ed use the bag with a lofty air; and 1 down in the cabin, insteod of polling And kuawed he would keep his word.received it with trembling hands. everybody's ribs with it ? No ; it is And sire's your born, they all got off ! I will do my hest, your lordship ! I decidedly ' uncomfortable ; but there Afore the•smokestacks feI1— And Bludso's ghost went up alone In the smoke of the Prairie Bells. Be weren't no saint—but at jedgemeut I'd run my chance with Jim, Longside of some pious gentlemen That wouldn't shook hands with him. He seen his duty, a dead sure thing— And went for it thar and then; And Christ ain't agoin to be too hard Ou a man. that died for men, That Foreign -Oce Bag. I had just received an appointment as assistant iu a consulate in the Far East, and had assumed an appearance as dignified and important as twenty.. one years of age and a slight moustache would permit. The occasional large of'rcialletters_'1 got marked On Her Majesty's Service, and sealed with the Foreign Official seal, rendered me an object of the greatest interest in our gossipy country village, for every one , was dying to know what the Secretary. of State for Foreign Affairs had to say to me. My hsppieees reached a cli max one bright morning when I saw reposiiig en nip breakfast plate a small white missive also marked On Her Majesty's Service. but bearing iu the corner the mysterious word private. 13y Jove, I thought, this contains sortie State secret I Must be careful in opening it. A death like silence reigned in our ustully noisy fan ily while I carefully slit, the envelope with the breacl,hnife, and alt eyes from baby, aged three, to the gov'nor himself were fixed on ;ny. countenance. I quickly ;lanced over the .half -sheet of writing, andbattled with: the hieroglyphics, like sig;uature for a minute or two. It was to the affect that Sir A igereon Chrddecott woatd,be obliged if I svoulrl be good enough to eat' at the l+oreign Office aortae dive an the following week. Well! was theunis" rsal t%elamation, whit is it? Are you going ap to Windsor? said nay youiagrest sister; twig it an invitation to dint with'Lorct Sidle utry ? Nue. be ehor'lty, I',vied eev«'rely. You know utel ing ab ut it. 1t is, 3. added, cateleesly, •edciressing tuy father, who beamed upon mre with a paternal eye of adxniratton, it is nilly; from Sir Algernon Ohadecott—herrd of the Secret service Department' 1 1,041 Neve—who peke n.o ter call et On Foreign Office, as he ]tate ata itnportttitt 1 communication to make to glee. ;. —1 mean—Yes, sir ! I stammered in was seine consolation. in knowing that dread and agitation. it was endured" for the sake of my Seeing inexperience of this world Queen and country. It interfered traced in my youthful, ingenuous, fee- even in the dreadful agony of parting tures, he also seized the oportunity with my dearest friends. I clasped to give me a lecture on behakiour in the rug firmly with my left arm while general. .He quoted, something about shaking hands ; but to get my hand - women and wine •which I did not kerchief out I had to support my bur catch••--Shakespeere was never a favor- den against the ship's side with my ite of mine—explained the ratio be- stomach, and there I stood huddled tweet) steadiness and promotion, up, a picture of misery and despair the decanted on . the vagaries of luck in tears streaming down my cheeks, and the official world, and finally imparted my handkerchief fluttering mournfully the cheerful intelligeuee that promotion in the breeze. When my friends had finally disap• peered, and I had cheered up soma what, my next step wits to descend to the cabin. bury the despatch bag deep gutting my shirts and socks, and care... fully locked the portmanteau. I then hunted up the steward, and with every look and movement betokening secrecy, led linin into the cabin and cautiously shut the . door. 'Pointing to the portmanteau, I told him that in it were some sketches and drawings which I valued more than my own life —he did not imagine that this was no in Carabaya was more rapid than any. where else,.on account of the pestilens tial climate. I was standing•all this time with the awkward bag in my hand ; and a few minutes later after Sir Algernon had repeated his awful warning about carefulness, I found myself emerging from Downing street, at a loss how to carry gracefully a wretched thing which made me look like a grocer's boy with a Yorkshire ham. Not a cab was to be seen, and .1 walked up Whitehall imagining that the eyees of every pasaer.by were fixed on me. These feelings were not inti- .figure of speech --that of course they proved by hearing u gutter imp shriek were of no value to any one else, but I out, hullo 1 old ehappie ! 'Ow Much a Would .be particularly obliged if he pound for yer 'aur'1 Chunk us a bit, would keep his eye on the portmanteau when I did .not happen to be in the cabin myself. The result of this little confidential that was that one bright shining sovereign passed from my will you ? I . hurriedly stuck as much of my burden as possible ander my coat and took refuge in a passing 'bus. Here t was more at peace though aeveret pocket to the steward's who retired curious took' were directedtowards the, with many thanks on bis lips, but in and two young ladies fell into an in. his inmost heart probably grinning in what the contents aright be. By dint terminable fit of giggling, of which I his sleeve --if such an Irishman may of moth thinking during the previous had grave enepicfons I was the object, be allowed to express a state of mind; three weeks. I had pretty well settled However, 1 reached home at last, and In spite of this precaution I was in my own mind that it trust contain there I was treated with a respect, still tottered with vague uneasinesle reverence even, which ' soothed my That en was on.tny mind during the wounded feelings. The inysterious'day, and at night it always seemed to bag was autiint,tely examined by every be • on my stomach or tied tightly member of the family, and many ware around my throat. Nighhtlnttre Was the eoujeetures as to ita contents. The parchment label which was attached to the head of the hag with iuuumerable folds of red tape received a large share of attention, It bore the address of Edward Burleigh tiadity,, Esq., Iter Britantc Majesty's Consul at I;arahaya, and in the corxer, written in large flowing style, was the single word Salisbury., it in my pajamas, tend then would en - ;What a beautiful handLerd realise 'sue a. heed breaking Introit round the bury writes, tweet timely ejaculated deck, which getnrtrally ended by this ray younger sister, kkendith p smiu -I taking it header over -- the side and Melting its ghostly hole iu derision. I would melte Ono des- perate leap, and then would eoine the real bang of the bead, which brought um back to uty senses,. .13y daytime, of course, when meson reigned suprerne, afkatrs were more cheerful. There were exon occasions when, flirting mildly with some of the faseainatcug girls on board,1 forgot my responsible position and really enjoyed myself, Bet these Intervals Were few and far between, though it certainly was not for gent of pretty girls, Stop• ping at port was always a time of bit- ter agony and stoppages are so frequent on the way to the Bast, There was the Gib, as passengers familiarly called that grand old rock, Malta, Brendisi, Port Said, Suez, Arleta, Colombo, th, The notices which I saw stewed about warning passengers against theives in the shape of passengers, boly pilgrims and fakirs, and anuounoiug that the company wonid not be responsible for any .toss, did not itnprove my equani- mity of mind. Whim on shore and trying to antnse myself like the others, I was haunted with a dread that something alight happen to that ac- cursed bag, and I was always glad. to get on board agaitl and make sure by stealthy inspection that alt was right, At one place, Colombo,, which Iles the reputation of being the worst place for shipetheiving en the whole Eastern r. ute, I could not muster tiournge to leave tee. vessel. I announced that 1 hada severe headache, and went and lay down' in my bunk with my .pont, tnantean in full sight. It was a great deprivation togive up Colombo, Every one was talking About relining up the interior of leaudy, the ancieut capital ; taut old travellers were loud in. their praises of the snag niftcent tropical scenery to be seen on the wuy. I put my head through the porthole, sniffed in the sweet perfumed breezes, and gazed upon the gleaming white Eastern buildings overehadawed by the waving paint trees. It was very hard tuck, I groaned ; but pro i ing under a tropical sun, a lit roll of rugs and sticks in one hand, and the other supporting a white umbrella. Lille a good tine faithful servant had I done my duty, It was an Anxious but happy moment for the when I handed over the bag to Her Britanfo Majesty's Consul. fele rapidly out the red tape, and out poured a torrent of privete letters, 'some for biateelf, which he leisurely began Go read, There were'', also two officialsloolcmg letters, and three or four large blue -books. After Her Britanic Majesty's eousui bad glanced over his own letters, he turned his attention to the official ones. My curiosity was strained to the highest pitch, and no --not if 1 was to be hanged for it, could I restrain my • tongue. Is it to be war, sir f I said in a tremulous and apprehensive voice. The consul stared at me through his , one eyeglass as if I bad suddenly gone mad. What's that i What do you mean 1 lin rasped. His glance frightened in.o. I only asked, sir, if it is likely to be warm. I1., responded apologetically, happy to light on so easy an escape. Oh—eh--hum, he replied, eyeing me suspiciously. No mere so than now; and seeing the perspiration pour- ing down my faee he added ;--1 would advise' you Mr Prowl), togo and get a bath, and be sure and souse your head well with cold water, I have since found out the purport of the documents ; but as itwould be an inexcusable breach of the first principles of diplomacy to reveal the secret, I must reluctantly leave lily readers in ignorance.-=tekarttt ers Maga- Lim lim gu'zine. We'll write it down till everybody sees it Till every body is sick of seeing it Till everybody knows it without see- ing it— that Dr Sage's Catarrh Remedy cures the worst cases of chronic catarrh in the head, catarrhal headache, and cold in" the head. In perfect faith, its. makers, the World's Dispensary Medi.. cal Assoeiation of Buffalo, N Y, offers trutriu wort, was my motto, and in the to pny $500 to any one suffering from chronic catarrh in the head whom they cabin,I remained, meat -tunes excepted, cannot cum till the anchor 'was raised. I had Now, if the conditions were reversed some consolation, too, for my self- —if they asked you to pay $500 for a imposed confinement, besides, that positive cure you might hesitate. Here of revelling in my devotion to guy are reputable men, with years of honorable dealing ; thousands of dol- lars and a great name back of them eeee, and tlaoy say -We can cure you bee country. .One of the passengers was taken violently sick after returning on board, and the doctor declaY'ed that it cause we've cured thousands Of afters ' was due to poisoning caused by eating like you—if we can't we will pay yon - fish that had fed on the refuee of the $500 tor the knowledge that there's one Whoin we cant cure. harbor. A. pair of trousers also were They believe in themselves. Isn't actually stolen out of another cabin any trial preferable to catarrh ? • through the porthole. I congratulated myself on my vigilance, though on Xfl h Price for an Invention: second thought it was difficult to see Probably the largest sum ever paid how a native could have dragged a, two to a firm of Canadian inventors fora foot portmanteau through a one -foot single offspring of their inventive shill, porthole, even supposing he had in and perhaps the'largest sum ever given some miraculous manner gained ad in the world for a patent iight in a mission to the cabin. At any rate, in textile tnachine,was paid the other day my zeal, I had erred on • the right to Feoder Boas & Co., St..Hyacinthe, side, for the new automatic knittieg ma It was not long after leaving Colone chine, which is the joint invention of bo; that one blazing hat afternoon I Mr. Bobt. W Icing and Mr. Moritz retired below to suck oranges for the Boas, brother of the head of, tine firm lack oi• anything better to do and at to whose name the sale was made. y g the same time took the opportunity of The stale was made .In Boston to asyndicate cf Americana, , and the seeing that the Poreigu Office bag was amount given is X300,000 for the still there. I dragged it, out and was eonjeetttring for the hundredth time. United States. The new machine is I At least a denlaration of war against the native state whither I was bound. These cogitations were suddenly crit short by the entrance of my cabin companion. In an instant tite des. m.y constant campanioaa, and I often patch bag was .again reposing among the shirts. and• socks, and the loch was shut with a snap. I fancy he saw the action, for he smiled. There was no reason whatever why I should have displayed tray trepidation, but 1 was arrays nervous where the bag was concerned, The longest road has a. turningg,laow. ever. and this'misereble journey Caine Lo a termination at last, Behold your humble servant marching up to the Consulate at Crtrabaya,swelter- started up at night, banging my head with suicidal force against the bank aberve, grasping and struggling for breath, I would see that impish bag get slowly nut of the porttnanteau,and with a wicked leer in his red -wax eyes,'sb glide on spindleank,. legs up the cabin utak case. I had to rush after most t p re' fec ty automatic in its action and grinds out hosiery as a, threshing machine turns out straw, It simply requires to be fed with yarn. Mr. Boas has been for years manager of the Granite Itnitting Mills of St,l=lys- cinthe ; while Mr. Icing is well and favorably knower as a successful in- ventor and , tnanuf aetnt'er of power knitting waohinery rind general mite (shine%'y for hosiery mills. For several years his factory Was in Georgetown but a couple of years ago he moved hie factory to Montreal, where hit .tirixx has beets operating on a larger Beale, and where he and Mr. Was have ela- borated the new nraohine. The bud• cess of the new machine reftects'tiip highest honor upon the inventive skill and iatetligenee of Canadians, Itoh, itfdttzte and Serateiees of every „'kind, of human or dnimais, cured 11 S0 utittntos by Wood. fard'sBdnitary 1,otion. 8815 by w. /3, Towler, 'E CONI The III , a hill for procures habitual vaw in On enforced. 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