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Pre -thNe deacithie days when world snorts. IWY 0,14 no matter how many magazines smattering Oextot ttt yyou subscribe to, an idea is not Ile net: In: the ": dr
Such is the ease this week. PI'BMt1t94C°14rellI111.54°40:'4-'-'1 ,;$uP'erior.?
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Often in the past X have e%04eusvglii TiditsialtrI4j)toe7qua/14,' been. bailed out by Ar. ify for the Stratied Ligament ledgeable cohorts. They have Award. spawned suggestions which h,e _ve To say-my situation is-Sticky .miraeulouslY grown iota -mature would not be an • understate columns- At times OurloYor RC- .meat. From •here on Aare, retaries have eliminated my wTl= to stand at the plate 04 ,,,take ted mind..with It "Se of my outs, and if X ,blow; AO- (Ugh, that's adding a mite too signals, I might he begolvd,, I ' .much can't be fined *beeetisf* er, Well, today is one of those:well; you 'know that Old Sate Ways, dear reader ('s). when about nothing from nothing you will not receive any wordls als. • of wisdom.
"Now that you've seen
my references, di) you
have any from your
foimermcretary?"
faithful A tait400 have
my coachilf, hinted- that I. :didn't'
hsvel any thikughto about a col-
umn this week and would he
drop a hint. .
Drop a hind God', I „thought
it was Ifiroshima
"'Why don't Yelt'litite some,
'thing &tint The Masters" he
said.
"The Masters!" ,I gaped,
"Sure" he dead-panned:: Write.
something about Al Balding not
being invited after Whining the
World Cup title and you can put
-in something about why they - i • • `never invite Negroes to play."'
Never , changing expression
he continued: "The Masters is
really something. I think it's
one of the biggest sports attrac-
tions, right in the same class
as the- World Seriee".
Loosening my tie to' allow
breathing, I blurted: "But 11-
don't know enough of the back-
ground to write a column ,akout
the Masters. I. really don't."
The reply was to the point:
"Oh?"
-I could tell the conversation
was over. At least it was from
My point of view. What else
could I 'say? Feeling somewhat
idiotic; I mutinurred-a couple of
irrelevant phrases, begged a
simple• "I'm sorry," and stag-
gered from his office.
Collapsing into my chair I
gazed about the office, needing
moral support.
"Anybody got any ideas for a
column" I asked?
__Caine a voice from the • far-
' thest corner of the room:
"Why don't yeti try World Hoc-
key?" '
'It was followed by another
tidbit: " How about National
Hockey League prospects? Isn't
there some kid in the Ontario
Junior Hockey' League who's
scored 52 goals?" -
"Aren't there any other sug-
geStions" implored, feeling
a wave of nausea overcoming
me?
My last hope wandered over
to the desk, grinning impishly.
I looked at him and asked •for
an • idea. '
"Gee, I don't, have any ideas,"
he said, "I really don't know."
' With a Cheshire-like look he
meandered off.
That did it! '
think the entire Situation is
phoney, Everybody . must have
planned it this way. Nobody
could be that unlucky not even
me. •
Boy, will I teach those guys
a few things. I'm not even going
to ,write a celumn.
replaced' my O1.4..cetteh.,Tegtett
45";1340;.. wonting to pieise
Watch. Out I
It's bicycle time again. Last year, in Ontario, 40 Children
under 15 years old were killed while riding bicycles (convex=
ed with 17 the year before) and another 1,470 were injured in
accidents serious enough to be repOrted to the police. The-On-
tario Department of Transport advises motorists to keep a
- sharp lookout for youngsters zooming out of driveways and for
inexperienced cyclists wobbling, shakily along. Parents- are' ad-
vised to -make sure their youngsters know and- obey the traffic.
rules for safe cyclings„and to check the mechanical fitness of
the bikes their children-ride..
sp•Worge galr-
girla of Piindaa and .Mr. and.
lien, Webb ., and •family •Of •
one visited' on Sunday with, Mr.
acrid WO.•Norris Webb P4 tam.
Jean Copeland spent
weekend With ildri Vinn,„
4•Y May,-Shari m14.41040- .0 Byron;. • ' .
IMF; AO Mrs. Don Ripon ,And ' family of London were Sunday
guests with MAWS Menem and
Rhea Miiis l r. and 'Ws, Miffs-
elt MilvaPd Nfrex Lawrence
Mills of iioutlou ware, afternoon
caAerek * •:
A. munber from the comtntin-
itY attended the Ice CaPadea at
the Gardens durio# the week.
Mr;. and WS, Jas. %/.titter
i3evi days •*air Mt endue
Coostaibia TaVd bus of Welborn. Mx and pirs. Lloyd Agnes re-
, turned'' home 'on the weekend
from a very enjoyable• trip to
,Florida,
Mr, and , Mrs. George IiIndg-
kinS of Buffalo an we
d
e w
Mis
eek end
s Jape
-11,11V London
visi With Rev. and Mrs. S. C.
King.
Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Crago,
Linda and Nancy returned
to their home in. Pembroke after Mspending sometime with Mr. and
Mrs. Norris Webb and family
and Mrs. Alex Crago.
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Where is old engine 99?
DEAR DORIS — I have been
searching the libraries ,for an
ancient reading which starts off,
"Yes, she's a good old engine, is
Number Ninety-Nine!" My
grandfather used to recite it to
-us-with great dramatic- feeling.
It seems the engineer is faced
with an emergency, since he has
to reach a siding apd clear the
track for an unscheduled train
coming toward his train Num-
ber Ninety-Nine. Tension mounts
when he learns his beloved wife
is on his train.
Could" you help me find it?
Enjoying Your Column
DEAR ENJOYING -- I re-
member it — but I don't have
a copy. It was a great favorite
in our family. He makes the
siding by a hair's breadth. And
all tense listners — all ages
relax. Can anyone fish it out
for us, from a long-unused
book of recitations?
DEAR DORIS — The boys
in our class won't come near
me. They say, "Her again!", or
"fleas!" etc., when I woe near.
It hurts so much that Just hate
to go to school.
I don't want' boy friends yet
but would like to be able to'
play ball with them like the
other girls or discuss school
work.
I discusi this with mother and
she's so understanding "liut we
thought ,you might be able to
help even more. Fin 13 and an
honor student.
Miserable Teen
DEAR MISERABLE — People
'can be terribly unkind, at 13 —
or 30. But you are lucky enough
to have an understanding moth-
er, Between you wager yoe'll
find out what goes on,
Three things own' to me:
(1) "Flees suggest a hint ab-
out something less than the
bandbox look. Do you bathe
daily, brush your hair until it
shines, shampoo it at.least ueek-
ly?
(2) Has the honor student hit
made the others feel a little un-
coMfortable? Never, simply nev-
er, give any reason to think
you feel superior about your
studies. •
(3) Are 'you cheerful, sunny,
ready to laugh merrily? Do you
like people or feel suspicious
of them?
I have a 10-cent leaflet "Are
You Really Growing tYp?" which
goes into some of these things
and gives hints about how to
make the most of looks and per-
sonality during teen-age years.
I'll send 'you one. Get your
mother to read it t too and help
You carry out some of its ideas.
DEAR 10' — I am single
and In My early 30's I used to
go steady with "A" of my own
age. I returned his diamond for
X was attractexd to towhee guy,
"B". "IV left the bity. I did too.
Then in a couple of Months I
heard that "A" had got married.
Now - I've returned to the city
whore lived before, PA" &a-
covered it and has called me on
the phone. Just because he is
married I don't wish to have
anything to do with hi:h. Any-
way, at the time of his phone
call, I was in a hurry for I was
on my way -to work.
Tlpen- ending the conversa-'
tion he said: "I'd sure like to
talk to you so maybe I can call
you next time I'm in." Being in ,
a hurray as I was I answered,
"Sure, do that."
NoW I'd certainly like to know
what I'm to do if he does call
again. Shall. I ',invite him in?
Quite often I have thought Of
him. Shall I go out with him if
he does ask? I'm not certain, if
he is married but I do believe
he is. Any questions I should•
avoid asking or be cautious in
answering?
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Brown Eyes
DEAR' BROWN EYES —
Play it straight. Ask him right'
out if the rumor that he is mar-
ried is' true.
If the answer is yes, invite
hiM — out of your life, If he is
Still single and fancy-free — in-
vite,him in.
Dating a mailed man can only
spell Trouble, with a capital T.
DEAR DORIS — Do 'you think
dreams are often omens? I have
a pocket book about interpret-
ing dreams, but I would like
something with a more scienti-
fic slant.
Dreaming
DEAR DREAMING — The
one' I recommend is not super-
stitions . but psychological. It
points out' how the subcon-
scious mind takes dream time
to boil over. We are' thus en-
" abled to let go these urgent
emotions which civilized be-
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- Not only do our dreams re-
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. That's why you need the Cascade
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