The Lucknow Sentinel, 1969-04-30, Page 20PAGE TWENTY
'THE LUCKNOW SENTINEL, LUCKNOW; ONTARIO
no -deposit bottle is wanted by
hublic as-fnr " t.. ' '
-one,ience packaging" Well, f"m
- of thp-public-; and I don't
want it. Also, "convenience,"
used to be a noun when I went
to school. -
But the key words in that
blurb are "properly handled";
Do theyTmean`the facts of the
bottles. Facts, properly ban-
died, can be a snow job
However, ,mustn't get • ,hung
up. on the bottle. I.. promised
some fish in this stew.
Read •
the, fish ..story the other day.
It's; too good to be true, but
will pass it along, -
, Local couple was vacationing
in ;California. They *ere .invit
ed °to a= wine and fish dinner. --
Hostess had 'a huge fish, sal -
Mon or something, cooked, gar-
nished and put on the` table..•
She went in from the. patio for
a, -last-minute check and there
wasthe family cat up to its
eyebrows in fish.
She squealed for her hus-
band. He came and like a sensi-
ble chap," said, "Turn it over;••
they'll_never notice." There -
was only.about a' pound miss-
. ing, from the one side. They
did, the guests were called in,
and unanimously called it the
best fish they'd.. ever eaten.
Host, pleased at his ingenui-
ty strolled ;outside and saw
the _ cat ' lying dead..' His
thoughts can only .be conjec-
tured.
-.
But . three hours later,
after all the guests, had been to
hospital and had their sto-
machs pumped out, he and' his
wife got home,, just. a little
'harassed. . A . neighbor.woman
came to the door_
"1 didn't want to disturb you
while you had guests, and I'm
terribly sorry, . but • I ran : over
your cat and killed it." End 'of
story. •
• Which reminds me of Gracie
Fields and the eggs. This is '.
`true.
'<I was there.' ]hiss ;Fields;
Lancashire lass with :.great
voice and comic ''sense, was on
her.' fourth -last .farewell` tour.
She took the old •steamer. Ha=
monic,. :on . which I worked,
down the lakes from "Duluth to
Detroit.
r --breakfast —two—hours=
late, she ordered eggs. The
• chef was sore, but fried them
She sent ' them' back; because
they.: were sunny side up. The
chef lifted an 'Oriental ;eyebrow
• then his spatula, flipped them.
overon the plate, and sent
them -back in, sunny side down;:'
• Gracie being a woman, peek-
ed, and the poor••devil of a:
waiter,' w o r'k i, n g his way
through college, ..took ` the full
force of a ' Lancashire. tirade,
while the_w,t„_.l :,gld- f, in th
`galley, helped 'himself to a gin,
caring riot a ` Cantonese damn.
about. Gracie Fields.
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Irish stew today, or clam.
chowder,, :or whatever your fa-
vorite mucky dish is. It will.
,contain fish and, eggs, metal -
and glass.
A 'recent column on personal
beefs brought - a: 'hair .raiser
• from W. T. ' House of West
Gravenhurst.: •
'Quote: "Question—for what
formal; education teachers have
done and are doing, should his
tory indict them • as Murder-
ers, ;manslaughterers, ' suicides
and conspirators thereto? I
• must 'vote 'yes, because after
years of research I have not
been, able .to find others . an
whom to place the responsibili-
ty for the hell on earth' which '
will be Our Canada in a very
few years now death and
destruction everywhere.”
It may have been, my .attack
on the, beer can that sparked.
this: But he ;goes on to say, that
scarcely any . teachers know
that ours is • a metal civiliza-
tion, that we have. nearly ex
hausted the most necessary of
these: metals, and that there-
' fore' Our form of civilization is.
ending. •
' Mr. House would never make-_ •
a public relations man 'for >ei-
ther the teaching vocation:or,
themetals industry, blit he
sure comes to the point.
The, same ,column in- which I.
attacked disposable bottles,
brought a letter from .— guess,
who the public '•relations.
firm for the Glass Container
Council. ,Enclosed was a broc-
hure called "No -Deposit : Bot-
tles A Study.
The summary of The. Study ...
- says the facts have shown that,
properly . handled, the
posit bottle is not a danger to.
children or livestock, not a sig-
nificant source of litter, not a'
'cause of forest ; fires, . not a
problem . in handling 'solid
waste._
How did we get Onto forest
'fires? ,
It ends on a smug note: "The
A MOTHER'S
DAY CONTEST
STORE
OPEN ,.
9 a.m. to
9 p.m.
Sunday:
-Noon to
Six
MOTHERS 1cE!�
VAL TREATMENT
HERE
Because they . play such an important part
in the family life. Every mother `must be
nurse, hostess, homemaker, helpmate, chef,
play-mate,—cheer-leaderr--friend—eo
most times finance minister. This is where
she trims the budget on gift items and every-
day
veryday . needs.
Royal Family Specials`
DETTOL, large 'bottle
Antiseptic Disinfectant. Reg. $1.25
RIGHT : GUARD SPRAY
Antiperspirant .Deodorant Spray.
New 8.5 -oz. size
.19
LAVORIS' MOUTHWASH
Regular $1.29 '
POLIDENT Cleanser Tablets •
Plus Free Denture Bath. $1.98 .value
ULTRA'BRITE Toothpaste
New 99c size
t
9C
Take the Triangle Discount sign on this page to the store
and receive your FREE sample of Pence Nlatchebelh p Bur
Miniature Cologne.
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WEDNESDAY, ' APRIL 30th,
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board 'chairman.
Mr. Lavis said tenders `
were opened at the bo ard!'s' closed-
door session prior to the regular.
meeting: Ile refined to disclose the
names of bidders, the amounts of
tenders submitted, or the. original •
estimate of Paige and Steele; .arch-
itects for the planned renovation.
oar-chairir-m an -w sold-.
only that the architects' will ,be•
instructed to try to negotiate a
red uct-ion-in=the: lowest-tender-the
.release detals•now would not:be.in.
the board's best interests, Mr..•
Lavis added
When the board last month 'decid
ed'to establish its head office. in
Clinton, one.contractor whose
name was not disclosed was said
to have'estimated the cost of renov.
ation at. $23 ,.200 without, air condi-
tioning which reportedly would cost
about $3 , 000' more
• The Flan is to Convert s'p lu
space on a single floor in one wing
at•CHSS into administrative off`
TRIANGLE
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PATENT k'ED/C/#FS • COSMFT7CS • TOBAcCOS
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Ices
I1 and a beard meeting room, The
space is availabe because the
school's capacity.,is 1,400 Stud -
I•
ents and enrollment ,is below 1,,000.,
Serving temporarily as a head
office are the former quarters of
J
..1.4,411aoIn
CHOICE HINDS OF BEEF 64c l8.
CHOICE FRONft OF BEEF 52c LB.
CNOICESIDE %z OF BEEF- 60c1
PORK'
WHOLE rOR HALF.'
�eknd
LE. 39c
GRADE A CHICKENS, 3 4. lb.: ay. --- 39c lb:
HOME MADE SAUSAGE,, '___ 2, Ib.= 89c
Or 0: lb. For $4:25'.
FRESH PORK SHOULDERS 39c lb.'
FRESH HAMS, Whole or Halves 55c lb.
FRESH LOIN OR RIB PORK CHOPS ____79c lb.
-- - -- - -- - ----- or .l0 lb. For $7.25
HOME CURED BACON 2 lb.; For $1.29
PHONE 395-2961
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the. Ontario Dept. of Education in
the Huron. County Court .House at
Goderich. The Education Dept. is
leaving its,fprnishingsthrough the
end.. of June, the. county is charg-
ing $100 a; month rent 'and: the..
school board has, t installed a new
telephone
Cuts Ribbon CTo.'Off ciarlly ,. _
Open W ng grid Vla►nse
Dr. G. Victor Levan of Brantford.,
president of Hamilton Conference
and,an 'executive member of Gen
tical• Council of the church, offc
'ally cut the ribbon at the dedicat-
,ion and opening, celebrations of the
new Lucknow United Church
Christian .education wing Arid manse
bck Shown in the
a
grotund is Rev. Laird $tiding,
minister.' of Lucktlo / 'United Church