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The Lucknow Sentinel, 1967-07-26, Page 10N:. .RAGE TE.N' .!',ten ...; ill\,T�14.•M•.:.... — A AM 4111• r f#•inia —•., .1111111MIP , THE LUCKI4OW:SENTINEL, LUCKNOW. , ONTARIO • Six EXTRA feet Of Storage in the HEW. COOP, Viscount 23 cu, ft. CHEST FREEZER MODEL 111123-1 - Yes : you -get six more.. cubic feet of space in the: same floor area as .your: old 17 ft, freezer. New advances in insulation make it possible. "Foamed -in-place" polyurethane cuts wall thickness in half gives you 23 cu ft. • of storage where you 'Used to get only '17. Space for:. almost200: lbs. more frozen food But that's only one advantage - check -these features:: / • 793 lb,. capacity.• 100 lb, fast freeze" compartment Flex -seal" lid that locks Magnetic lid gasket seals tightlyhtl 'Two dividers, twolift-out baskets Power signal light; - tellsyouall is well •' Acrylic enamel, finish inside.and out Dungannon fnCharge 0 Hurorwiew Pai DUNGANNON NEWS/ Several members of the.Women's Institute: were at kluronview on Wednesday when theyhad' charge of the July' birthday party far eight- een residents there. Mr. and Mrs. Heber Eedy,rMr.' .and Mrs..lrvine"Eedy. •Patricia and Martha •and Mr. and Mrs. Ross.. Eedy.and'Rosemary attended. the Yundt reunion in Milverton on Sunday. Mr, ,and Mrs. ' Anderson' Mugford and Mr, and Mrs Wm.. Mugford of Goderich enjoyed a few days • last week on a trip to Manitoulin. Mr; and. Mrs. 'Ken Thomas, Lynda •and .Wendy.of. Willowdale spent a.few days last week with, . her parents. Mr. and Mrs. Thos.. Webster. Mr 'a d�Mrs. Jack Eedy:,• Mich- ael and ,Laurel of Strathroy were • weekend visitors with ,Mr. and Mrs. Heber Eedy. • Mr. and, Mrs. Mason McAllister, Len Laronee and Kenneth McAllis- ter of Sudbury were guests'of Mr. And .Mrs. Doug Baynard ;of Zion on Sunday.• ATTEND FESTIVAL • Sandra Errington.- Jim -Stothers , Ross'' Young and Fred Phillips were among a bus, load from Goderich, who attended a' Music• festival at • the. Royal` Connaught hotel .in•.Harn- ' ilton on Saturday. Mr. and Mrs. 'iron Badger and ;daughter Beatrice of Calgary spent a few days last week with Mr. and. Mrs. Cecil Blake. • : Homer and Lindy Durnin of Toron to and Orville Durnin ofGoderich • On Saturday, the Gaunt family picnic was held at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Jim Aitchison' Mr, and' Mrs.? Lorne Woods are visiting with Mr `and: Mrs:'. Roy Hawley 'at Oshawa.. They plan on. %isfting 'Expo' and other places in . • • Eastern Ontario. ' The ',August 'meeting of the W.I. will be held on August -3 .at 8:30... • Motto, Mrs'. Barbour; Topic, Mrs... Charles McDonald; Lunch and pro-. gram, Mrs. . Harold Cooper , Mrs. Gordon Lyons and Mrs. Gordon • McPherson ' Crawford. McNeil of Ridgetown visited •with his mother: Mrs,.' Laura McNeil.: On' Sunday they attended . the' Martinicnic at Inverhuron P .. called On. friends in the community on Sunday. • IiETTI i"IS- FRMHOSPITAI We are pleased • to see Donna Pentland home•again since making -favourable recovery from •an acct- • dentwhich hospitalized her in Victoria, hosp ital, London for two o Weeks. Visiting with Mr. and Mrs. fames Wilson, •concession 6, Vet Wawa nosh recently were Mr. and Mrs. Win., Lawrence of Kenora and at the week end Mr . and Mrs, Keith Humphrey and three children of -- Dryden. The ladies are'sisters of .: Mrs. Wilson. , We' are sorry ,that Bryan Stewart is a patient in Wirigharh hospital, where he is suffering' from pneumonia. • Mrs. Jack Caesar, Steven and Jan spent last week visiting friends fn Toronto Out...Of(asts After 15 Wieeks 'PURPLE • GROVE NEWS ' Little . Kevin Bdyle, who"wore straightening casts on his legs for fifteen weeks, •had the casts re- moved' a, weekago and now: although only having to wear a brace .at night. he has foundthat he has to learn, to walk again for .the: second time • It ishoped he will he around again;as good as •ever, in a' couple of weeks. • ,Visitors lastweek:with•Mr. and Mrs. VictorGawley were Mr. and Mrs. John Smith and family, °Mrs. Fred Crieg of 'Pine River, Mr. and Mts. Peter • 'Leeson and 'Mr. • and: Mrs. gill Taylor of. Elmira. Beth Wood, spent Friday morning with, Mrs. Don McCosh. Bruce Colwell, who .Was among , the boys: taking .the `Saugeen Boy Scouts Centennial Tour, reports' on having an enjoyable trip and seeing the Queen twice at Ottawa' and at Expo and the Queen. Mother. at P. The The boys were away for three weeks.' Mrs Orval• Needham. of Vancouver B.C. is spending her' holidays with • her son and daughter-in-law Mr:. and . Mrs.. Harvey Needham and family. ' - ' Delbert, Kenneth and Perrin Dore:. of Teeswater spent. Thursday with • Mr. •and -Mrs. Claude Dore Sr -of Bervie.' ,Miss Nancy ;Elliott. of Niagara ' Falls spent the :weekend• at her home and left from there for Isle Royal where "she will work as camp councilor for ten days .Her brother. Steve accompanied -her and will also :spend the ten days at.the Isle• as a student Mrs. .A Blue of Paisley spent a week with her daughter and family_,. Mr: and Mrs. Norval Stamey. Other visitors with the Stanleys recently' were:• Mr. and Mrs. Peter Pederson'of London and Alan Tray- er also of London. Mrs . William Wood and Mrs. Don Dore and Frankie ,spent Thursday with Mrs. Gordon. McDonald arid girls . Visiting with Mr. and Mrs.,Victor Gaw1ey for a few days is Mr. and. Mrs. • Robert Spowart, and family of •Florida.'w Mr, and. Mrs .Secil Sutton anfl boys visited on, Sunday afternoon .with Mr and Mrs. Lyman', Sutton of Kinlough • ' Recent visitors with Mr and Mrs Earl Elliott and family were. Bob' Berrill, and. Miss Jennie Stanley .of Detroit and Miss Iris Kfaft of Ann. Arbor, Michi;,'an . ' Carl Dore of Teeswater •sP ent.: Thursdayand 'part of Friday in Kin= sardine hospital where he under went a tonsilectomy.. Folks extend wishes for a speedy, recovery. Mr: and Mrs. Currie, Colwell. and faintly Were guests on Sunday of • -Mr..-andlvirs,.. Don.•.McCosh Mrs. William Wood,: Dave and Beth 'and Mrs. Don Dore and family Werevisitors on Thursday evening with Mr . • and Mrs. Harvey Thomp- son, and familyand on Friday with Mr. and; Mrs. Claude lore Sr.,of Bervie:... • WEDNESDAY, JULY' 26th,. SUGAR AND SPICE by Bill Smiley ' Buf.lalowed Bill I` think I can say, without fear of contradiction, that I am the stupidest English teacher in Canada if not the whole of North • America. I may add. that I am the most dunder-beaded, Columnist between •Vancouver and Marysville, Newfoundland.. Why? Aside` from the things. that naturally spring to mind,: it's this crazy column contest, that's why.' English, teachers spend;. their winters; muttering and cursing into . the , small hours as they read and mark' What are jocosely ,called essays. • At'the end of June the Intel'. ligent ones ' begin their holt. • days, ar -run off with some- body's mistress, or get roaring drunk. The stupid one starts a • guest -column ' contest' and spends his whole summer'. mut • tering and 'cursing into the sniali hours, ,reading columns: ' that :'make him extremely inse cure- about hi's future as a col-: .amnist.. ' • Well, I guess you: know what all' this is leading up to. That's right, chaps, I stillhaven't pickedthe winner ,of that fan-' tastie prize: of 50 'fish: Like • a jerk; l didn't put a deadline .on. entries; and the damn.:things • are still coming in • But that's not the `.problem. They're allso rotten :GOOD.:'. Readers • o f Sugar and Spice, . or • at least a couple' of hundred • of them. are among the most literate,.. articulate and,'witty in the `.land. ; • . • How would you like • to be asked to judge a beauty 'con test: in which every entrant • was a knockout : and also • the daughter ' of : one of your, best friends? .That's how I ,feel. A person with' some .•method in his ,madness would probably sort :the entries ' into. groups: Excellent, Very : Good; Pretty Good, A,' •Definite Potentials, Lousy, Stinks, and so on. Then he would put an elastic band around each group He would then put aside all except the Excellent. He ' would peruse them: for. ,,the eighth time: narrowing down to : two. -And he would, make a •decision. And 'everybody would be un- happy ' ever ;afterwards, except the winner. . I •'don't operate that way, i am racked, harrowed, tortured, 'One day I think I' have the 'winner. 'Myr :wile agrees, The kids don't like it, or I suddenly • remember_ a better one:that 1, read, last week, and•spend two hours searching for it, only to find that it should. have 'been_ in the Stinks' file. .. • Another day I have every thing narrowed down to the TOP TEN.. ' .I place 'them' care- fully on the floor beside my desk. And • my wife', tidying up while I'm • not: around, puts them • back in with the others, • shuffles; . them, ' and I have to read, the whole ruddy lot again, in' the process discovering sev- eral which were much better than the. TOP TEN.•. My .ears 'are already burning becauseI' can hear the shouts of indignation from . right' •across. the •nation, when the winner" 'is announced: It •will definitely be, for all other'en-. trants, the. ' worst column they've ever read: Ah, the .hell with it. Here l •am,:an old fighter pilot who dived '• into the blazing •flak, at Caen, 'scared. stiff --because 199, people are , going to think I'm a clod for not picking their col- umn.' Next; week,' the winning col umn 'will appear in this space, .' even ; if 1. have .to write it .my- self and .donate the prize to the - •Stupid'. English Teachers Assa- ciation'. - Now; .here's 'what to: do. It you':' want. ;Your manuscript back;.. and 'have not already, in. dicated, `so, please write to me '•, at 303' Hugel Ave,, Midland,. Ontario, and :,it shall be sent. Then, take. it tothe editor of ', your local newspaper,. Just say, "This _column ' won Honorable'' Mention in :the Smiley-to•Expo.' . Contest:"He'll .print it; If he, doesn't he's a • Cad,. and you can Stell- him so, from ine: ' • •T;here is ,1 some absolutely :first-rate, stuff in the heap, ,ant almost every case, it should be 'printed.' - oupl*.Honored On 34th"Anniversary A family gathering. was. ;held, Satin day evening'to observe the:30th. wedding'anniversary of Mr and Mrs.: Lloyd Ashton of •.Lucknow,. - Th'e actual'anniv re Bary was: in Jan- - uary, but because of sickness in the family at that tine the gathering• was postponed. , 'Following a dinner at the 'May- fair Restaurant , .cards and. a social time were enjoyed at the home Of Mr—and-.Mrsr., Don- Thompson , Ivlc. and Mrs Ashton have one daughter Mrs. 'Don (Beverley) Thompson of Lucknow, 'one son.:. Fraser 'of Ottawa , two.. grandchild ren Susan and Nancy. Thompson. Mrs. 'Ashton: is the 'former Janet Ruttan.' daughter of.:the .late Mr.' and Mrs-..Anson:Ruttan Of the Goal area. Lloyd: is the'son of Mrs. H,E, Ashton, 'presently of Pinecrest Manor.; and the late 'Mr. Ashton. They were formerly of the Gorrie, area. Mrs .Ashton has .two sisters Miss Nellie Ruttan of Toronto•and Mrs, Robert '{Margarot) Finlay of. Luck•` now. and one 'brother Lloyd R'ittan :ofLWrO eeter. • Present: for the evening, besides: the honouredg u.ests, were Mr. as Mrs.. Fraser Ashton ,y Mr. ,and Mrs, om Son, Susan and Nancy, Don 'Thompson, p .Miss 'Nellie. Ruttan, Mi. and Mrs Robert Finlay, Sandra and :Paul, Ivlr. ; and Mrs. Lloyd. Ruttafl. SI'ECIA • D TRAI IN FOIL` BUSINESS. •CAREERS" , "LIZE Goderich: Business (0IIe9g 9 WATERLOO STRgET GODERICH, ONTARIO (Corner West Street) Dial 524.8521 or 7284 , Junior and. Diplomas For Juni ;Senior ; Courses Issued 'By. The. BUSINESS' ED UCATORS ASSOCIATION : OF CANADA New Typewriters • Busineas Machines Monthly Tuition $85, 11.64• • �aar w'.4;,ra... :.6�kxra.,• 1 � .w 4