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The Huron News-Record, 1887-03-16, Page 4�0. •o WAND IiPt 1.1'•IIRx+4iiift11� tai Ghi&:11. `.4tfies itiOljteOega t a(t ltetift/ ft 4?(Ite§'.,tr,U2ct:.:Pect• sub 4.440l. .' 1'e' 34'+iclit 4 wadi ear'g,e t t.,4;,.tr;��'' ,y ec't~;l. hl t,•kulit ; not airectt4 ' it'eselt 't ►ct t #414.4,iii.n news P,utipno. tt'rr do nut receive.ticei d,_iv r re No rte from t/ce carrier, di' tlte.tial/!y,W1012, local ,.poet' ((Diced will Oyler / r4 favor by reporting at thi t{ ts •a wove. SillThca•iptions nutty Otat9nee at any time. Artvertiset's""wihlrleaee bear in Md, all "c/e uatrys" qt ad ertieemente, to enent•e iarertiun, shua>:al to handed Mit later i, f lutt10216'MIOND}Y NOON Vqac/t: tceitic;^ , ''' C41141 'r Il iL,Lll t> :►�1-w TBE N1 ws-Itiool#o /404 a lawyer c'ireetlation than agcy other graver in Bad seetiou,,an41 ad arc advertisinggr (item has few equals in Ontario. U4' books are ulnen to Ocoee 'who vu att 't?seri)': ess. JOIlt B°gtfiti'ti'@1l G. theJub Department of tkis jour- - nal is one of the lest equipped in 11'eeterrt Ontario, awl 6t ecct,eriur» (dues'of wort: is y ear•ttrrtctil at very t•oderate rctir.'s. 1:1'e, duvet 'taut literati: 1000 t ;Re; 9 c�4tl44 i' G'lila its#e ga'a iu 111t4cQ' tiYith'si tiro u far while ti feuti:uiue. o ataiistt<ut . pottage tali 'et of the - crp�t<izar'- with a sltitlge»ha,#tila.11e. s• U.11ug, Woken on the wheel is y aluateeutent for tit violin)'compared with tlt.ie j) ow% and Ilia. rL Qk % . pleaeen.t s(:i#5a.tien, It iea sad fact that the dental wunia is one the r crease, as iudicd(ted b.4 the frequent sf! ueof : i"j.'eeth tilled while you wait" iu our business 'blocks. The legislature should. regulate the traf ie in the interests of thedeutists them• solves, since the practice of the pro, 44388i011 la-OO1lduciwe to mendacity. The expel•ieuced victim always kuows, for instance. when the dentist says, "Now, this will `nut hurt;•' that a title is coining in -his' affairs; thatEwill make him wish his pareuts had died before they met each oilier. The most loan od ecolesjasts are now inclining, to the belief that the anter darkness referre1 to in the Scriptures is only a figurative al- lusion to the dettist'8 chair, which is borne nut by the declaration that there shall be weeping and tilling of tooth. FiJN IN A DENTIST'S CHAIR. A DESCiRIPTIcN OF TEN SiMPL61 PLEAS- unt s or . I:.(irl;nloui W Total tam. , • We are tolyl, says the New York L7On ncoreial Atl ertieet, that the late Nero, on ono occasion whon ho had wearied of the •pleasure of burning Christians, had an unusually bigoted believer left over, cried to his assist - ante: '"Dreg him to the nearest dent- iht;,'s office and 1 will pull his teeth." After that the emperor never employ ed any other form of torture, and it is said that he often wept -to think that his cherished uncle, Caligula, had been deprived of tyo acute a pleasure as he derived trona. the practice. The ancient tyrants, how - over, wore not able to .extract as • mull enjoyment from. the processes of dentistry as the modern professors of that art, by reason of their lesser knowledge of anatomy, as well as by th.e inferiority of their instl•u-• :ments, Nero, fur instance, did, not • 'know -just where to torch a nerve in -0140 -to ilako his victim jump the highest; and neither diel he have a. sufflei'ontly. delicate instrument to y reach the exact spot without los3'en- ing tho aeutulicB5 of the sensation bythe irritation e' o i of otll.lts. ar , p The modern dentist, holyever, has Tifa art down so fine that he is able, vtithile - deluding his victim into a sense •of -security by the- narration of -ihe=lastjoke iu ]'diel: or the latest witticism in Life, to suddenly touch i nerve -centro that will transmit a -shock of six. or seven, huudred horso power Irom the r;pf(tiont's eye -balls •• to the- tips of his toes .in the thous- andth part of aseconcl. Ono dentist is said to' have performed this feat with -such gratifying success upon a sick woman that lie died of joy. Another advantage that the modern dentist enjoys which was donied the Roman inquisition is. the buzz- _ wheel suspended above the operat• ing chair and. worked by the pro- fessional 'pedal extremity. The .eestacy of .a dentist after he has thrust .a gimlet operated by the buzz - wheel clear .through the roots of a victim's tooth, .Sud is grinding it :With his foot at the rate of 3,000 revolutions per Minute varies in direct ratio with the expression of agony on the other's countenance ; and scientific authorities declare that if the dentist -had sufficient vital force to continuo the exercise for more than four minutes- and thirty-three .seconds consecutively the extravagance of his glee would undoubtedly impair hien- -reason. But it is, perhaps, from the actual Putting of the gold into the tooth ttll'fit the dentist extracts Jim most Satisfaction. Having drilled a hole from the top of the tooth through the jaiv and as far into the hone as Ls possible, th© dentist gags his: victim with two or throe napkins, fastens a rubber apron into the back of tho••thi•oat with a steel clasp and pauses to gloat upon hill. Next he chops up the gold with a small liiitehet, places it upon a swinging 'table before the unfortunate victim, heats it in a lamp, and then gloats "ttgtiin. Then he • seizes a pair of tongs with which the gold ria placed d the cavity, and prepares to beet 'itdoutn solid. Thiele affected in °d'ili'eteut ways by different dentists. t illtl of the milder gporatgra use a', CIIJULMS AGAINST TOOTHACHE. Lit hop Hall, iu his character of Virtues and Vices, says of the sup- erstitious man : "ho wears Parcebrian 'characters for the toothache." To put a double nut into' your pobkot, to pare your,fiuger liiiila'aud toe nails and wrap tho pairings in a paper, are charms agaivat.tlto tooth- • ach0. In some parts of Sussex, England, there is a superstition that if you put on your, right stocking, right shoo, right trouser -leg 'before the loft you will never have the tooth- ache. Iu parts of, England there is a eastern of calliug the toothache the "love pail]," for which the sufferer is not entitled to any commiseration. Whether he or she fully consents to this may perhaps bo doubted. In the royal oytl library at Stockholm is preserved a manuscript charm for toothache, consi?ting of a Latin prayer to one of the saints. At Bonn. on -the -Rhine a,tooth, sail. to have been Quo of hors, is shown in a glass case in tho Church of the Saint's Day, and the case is devout ly kissed by people of both sexes es a preventive against toothache. Ono o.f the most popular charms against the complaint -consists in Call j Ills the following formof words somewhere about the person : "As Sant Pettey sat at tho Beats ofJtus- alo)u our Blessed Lord and ''Saviour Jest );s Christ .passed•;by and said What Eloth then heo send Lord my Teeth eoketh hog send arise and fol- low me and thy Teeth shall • never Eake Eny moor. Fiat—Fitt—Fiat I" This is,tt transcript of a' Lancashire version, and should be Scorn inside the vest -or stays over the left breast. An imperial •toothache once mado the fortune of a,. poor barber. The sultan of Turkey having a touch of oothache, sent for the court physician: Ho wfts hunting, and•could not be found. The do- mestic hunted about Constantinople, and at last found a poor, ragged barber surgeon.. They took him to the palace and furnished hila with proper clothing. I•Ie drew the of- t'ending tooth, and soothed the. pain of the cotnmander of the faithful. A nice house and 1,000 piasters a month was awarded him. —The preliminary examination of James Keys and Henry Raymond, of Port Elgin, who aro charged by County Constable Heffernan . with the manslagghter of Richard R. Webster, the Chicago millionaire,. was completed before Mr. McNaln-• ars, J. P. Tho Magistrate held. that Keys and Raymond were responsi.- blo for the care of Webster, and that through their neglect his death was accelerated. They wore accord- ingly committed for trial at the next const of competent jurisdiction. Bail was accepted for their appear- ance. It well be remembered by the readers of Tar NEws-REooRD that Webster is the Chicago million- aire who was literally eaten to death by maggots i31 Keyes' hotel in Burgoyne. ".fetter (lie soon, Than live on lingeringly in pain." Better do neither, but get and teke medicine that will relieve pain which is only an evidence 'of disease, and thusyou may live ton' in health and happiness. If you have /t oold or cough„ weak or sore lungs, oonsump- tton,chronic nasal catarrh, bronchitis, impure blood or liver disease take Dr. Pierce's "!;olden Medioal .;isoov- ery" a certain pure for these diseases. By tleugsiste.. Vie, L 1J, Q IfELIPIC T' The difference, e ;betlltleen, 0e44 rel..i;;touis;.ebown 3u, th9,1foltuti$ ng "4. ittcly,• our .leitvi:ng, a,-lnivute. l�inil,y ittt $t. Ptttersburg at a rather +idxanced hour in the incortiing, titin ed at drosehke, and, having gisrou d.,ir- ectious'to tliiu driver, the latter llro cee'led towards her home, as she thought a ineteed of w•hiuh, he drove her to a rather .deeerte,dp .art of the city, and st►ddeuly turned round and cut •llei' throat, the sable -lined cloak in which she was cltloped having excited his cupidity. Hav- ing divested tier of this, ho dragged her body to the brink of the cantsl and threw her into it. On tho why back to his stand he was hailed by 'a gentleman, and, however ruluut- ant, was obliged to take hint as a passenger.- The gentleman not only noticed the cloak, but tonehing it, found his augers stained with blood. Ile said nothing till ho reached the police station, where having ordered tho driver to stop, he gave Nina lute ikestudly on suspicion. The gentle- man was the husband of the lady, and reco;niznd tho cloak as belong- to elongto his wito. The tragedy happened 'luring Lent, when meat is forbid- rltru. • Tho innrdered lady had a little basket with her which con- tained a pig. Having been asked by the commissary why he Hadn't eaten the pie, the murderer replied. "How could I think of eatiu; the pie. It may contain meat, and," do- voutly crossing himself, "I am, thauk God, a good Christian." SAX JONES' APHORISMS. I'd rather be a noble, generous sinner thah a stingy Methodist. I do not know.aey human being who has any special claim on God. God never made two then alike, ,sill if lie did, one of thein was of I10 account. Jesus would put the angels on half )cations before ho would let e soldier in his .army suffer. This world has been .keeping its eyes )e � o ul u for 6,00b years, and yet they have never seen a good Ivan want. I left my feelings at home, for 1 thought some fool in Boston niigtit hurt them if I brought them along. The power of the pulpit is in the pow. It is rough to put a preacher in an ice box; anti,., then curse hull because he will not sweat. They have been after foo about my grammar long enough to straight- en me out, but I always try to adapt lay style to my congregation. •.. David was a• groat ; sinner, but David was a magnificent repenter. Ho beatsinning, t any man of his day , but he also beat theta all repenting.., There may be a let of people who can, beat inc iu living right, but there shall not be any .man who eau, bat ins - in ropeuting of anything I do wrong. There may appear in my remarks what sterns to he. levity, but I would rather have - anything than that sober, solid, ht}pnpbliekOd stiff- ness some try to palm off as religion. ' God is going. through this •world hunting for every nien, and when: the hungry world hears God ringing has 'dinner bell the hungry men can take off their hats, walk in and • oat and be hungry no more. When a representative of the Methodist church died on a_ball- room floor—a. young lady—the devil came in, picked her up bodily and ran off with her. I will say this to you, you dancer that goes to ball rooms : If you dig, you dig on the devil's territory. - A boy gets $10,000 in tho Louis- iana state lottery, but I would rather bo a boy who had plowed a whole Week for $1. I would slap that dollar into my pocket, • push my breeches under my hour] at night, and the eagle on that dollar would turn into a nightingitle and sing me to sleep:. Many preachers say that a m r is not religious because he has n morals. Nonsense ! On loan gets religion and he jumps up and shouts the praises of God. Another Ivan gives $1,000 to a mission next Sun- day, but never shouts. Now, which would you bet on, if you were a bet- ting man l -From His Boston 6or- 1110118. • U1011LiQ' SPOKEN OP: Mr. James M. Lawson, of Woodville, Ont, speaks in high terme of Yellow ell for rh.•.umntism, lame back, grains and painful complaints.. Yellow Oil is used internally aqui ex- ternally in case of pain; also coughs, colds, sore throat, ete. etc., and hat. made many remarkultle outer of deafness.. pc 904,0 the 1 mtfo4t fico! rg4. 1p1c?t . lull atu}nait4ln4 1[t,lifaftell<inherifei4,.btit is be the reautt o*•ln• tlnroper v:ucctnation, g1Atentfal l olseutng > titiciea illeeso, !tad vurlauc otile�r user. Clow* Serge', Incers? 'Abyceasest CdueerQu 1 Bprners; e,!id', iwh eQ14e and Can - 41111409111 result *rum a Serotuiqus colxtlI, Slop of the Stood* Thea disease gisti bQ cured by tho use of A1!erta Sarsaparilla. I inherited a icrafulous contlition of the blood, which gsuset1la4ierengewent er uiy whole. system. ?4ter inking less • than four bottle* et •Ayer'! Sarsapt►rilla.1 alp Entirely Cured and, for the pat year, have not found it necessary to use any medicine whatever. I am now hi better health, and stronger, than ever before. -0. A. Willard, 218 Tremont at., Boston, Mass. I was troubled with Scrofulous Sores for tive ears; but, after using a few bottles of A erre sarsaparilla the sores healed, and I have now good healtn.— Elizabeth Warnock, 64 Appleton street, Lowell, Masa. Some months ago I was troubled with Scrofulous Sores on my leg. The limb .was badly swollen and inflamed, and the sores discharged large, quantities of offen- sive matter. Every remedy failed, until I used Ayer's Sarsaparilla. By taking three bottles of this medichle the sores *have been entirely healed, and my health is fully restored. I am grateful for the good this medicine has done me.—Mrs. Ann O'Brian, 158 Sullivan st., New York. Ayer's Sarsaparilla, Prepared by Dr. J. O. Ayer &Co., Lowell, Mass. (fold by all Druggists. Price $1; six bottles, ray. • Over 6,000,OOO PEOPLE USE FERRY'S SEEDS Do EA. FERRY & CO. spy r1 are admitted to bathe LANDEST 3E10341E11 In lifework!. rad r ' D. rtf. FERRY & CO'S ,p �,1i.b•:.i, -;-^� rllmfrated, !rl t Uem- r ' ,.4 •H 1 e.4 Priced m o . � � SEED ANNUAL For 1887 was be mailed FREE to an eppitcants, and toted season's customers without or- dering it. In a,luatle to all, /leery per. mon !ming Oar - den. Field or Flower SENDS should es ma For ri. Address 11. M. FERRY d. co. veintdaor. O nt. —A Woodstock undertaker has lost a suit to recover $:5, the price charged for a coffin for a pauper. AtWoodstock ) nod t(ck a 'pauper 1 up0r is only en- titled to a $2 burial case. —Mr. John Sprung, of Cramahe township, who is 07 years old, voteel for 14. Mallory in East Northum- l:tnd at the recent election. —J. P. Pelletier, beadle of Ron- secour church, Montreal, who fore= ibly ejected two young ladies. named Alice Lanmoureux and Mary .',coley from a pew iu the church four Sun- days ago,' was ordered by Judge Dugas to pay a fine of $200 and costs to Miss Lamoureux. Miss ]foley'e case was dismissed. . —Iu the Trcuholtnebigamy case at :Montreal, the important objection was raised by the prisoner's counsel that his second:marriage could not be considered a crime because it was illegal under the Treaty of 1763 for a Protestant minister to marry a Catholic to a Protestant. —The Luella correspondent of the St. Johns (Quo.,) News reports that on Tuesday last a daughter of Mr. Peter Bnsha, of that village, swallowed a quarter of a pound of pans green with the object of end- ing her life, and although every- thing was done is save her she died on the following lay. The news of the girl's terrible• death leaving come to the 'ears of on old lady named Tremblay, aged 73 years, the• letter, who appears to have been of nu - sound mind• procuretit a dose of the sante poison, which caused her death on Thursday last. -,10ONSUIIIIP 'ioN CURED Auohs, )bysiciaii, retired from practice, having hnily,4aeed in. his Tiauds hy' ill East Inbar in' • lowly Hie ,formula of a simple vegetable »sire• for the speedy and i)eI iiali0 It cute of Col,sumi Liou, Bronchitis Catarrh A. dna. and �� 1 all throat and Lung Affections, also, a pos. itivo and radical mire for Nervous Debility and all Nervous Complaints, after having! toted its wonderful curative powers in. Ilton an ts.of cases, has felt it his duly to make it known to hit suffering fellows. Actuated by this motive and a desire to, relieve human suffering, I will send free• of charge, to ail who desire it, this re - elm fu Gbrtnan Frond' or English with . f �l directions t tt9idli 1 'cd!caL le O, OIClt& M,ol. AG l• .� f3 . hitt tz f fora rSciara,�-fle fiat Vie. to 471f: OW THYOE �'i! A Greet f1ledteall.Wokik an ]'alarmed. Llthauebe Vitality, Nvirous and Physical De. bhity, Pre ntaturePeelhre In Alan, #atrorsof Youth and the untold miseries reeulting•from hddlsere, tion or encases. A book for every man, young, uit4dle-aged and old. it contains 125 preeoyip. auto for all 8.04te an4 chronic disonsoa, each of whiub la Invaluable. be found by • the Author, whose expetlence for ^ot yeti's is such as probably never betore fell to t le 1pt bf any physician. 300 pages, bbound ij beautiful 1?reuch tuuslin, etnbcss- gilt, gtdarnntees taf he a finer work in every sense than any other. work sold in Ibis count*: for $22.50, or the money will be re. funded In every instance. Price only $1.00 by mall, postpaid. illustrated sample free to any body. Send uow. Gobi medal awarded the author by the National Medical association, to the Pre- sident el which, the lion. P. A. Hlsaell, and immolate *dicers of the Board the render is respectfully referred. The Science of Life Is worth more to the young and middle-aged wen of this generation than all the gold mines of California and the silver 011005 of Nevada combined. --S. 10 Chronicle: The Science of Life points out the rocks and gntcksandson whish tho constitution gad hopes of many a young man have bums fatally wrecked. —Manchester Marisa',. TheSeisnee of Life is of greater value than all the medical works published in this country for the past 50 years. dttautaConaitulion. The Science of Life is a superb and masterly treatise on nervous. and pbysieal JoLility.— Detroit Free Yrees. There le no member of society to wh,'m Tab Scienpe of Life will not be useful, whether S outh, parent, guardian, lnstruetor er chug) man. -- Argonaut Address the Peabody Medical institute, or I s. W. H. Parker, No. 4 Bulanoli Street, Boston, Ilan., who may bo consulted on all diseases re- quiring skilland iciperience. Cprunicand .olatin• ate diseases that have baffled the olein of all other physicians a specialty. Such treated successfully without an instance of failure. Mention Tins News. Racosu, Clinton, Ont. 354.—y Bost ROLLER FLOUR AT $2.111% PER CWT. BRAIN by the ton or scut. AT .idle. 6"i.At CWT. Delivered Delivered free of chargti urywhere in town. HRS. JOINN RAVSi)1E-, Thos. Cooper's old stand, CLINTON. G-odorioh Iai �o Works Laying bought out .10;'Ts 1'li VANr:TONE in lfodorieh, we are note prepared to fur- nish, on reasonable terms, HEADSTONES AND 1.10NITM111'TS. �• GRAN ITE -A SPECIALTY. We are prepared to sell cheaper. than any other firm in the county. Patties wanting anything in this lino will find it to their' interest to rc�•crve their ortieis for tis. R0J3i"RTSON R BELL. May 1511, 1880, 892-31u A Oh:NTS WANTlsd -Ladies or Centlon•en,— .t1 00c1 somans;nen and .work easy. 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F\f (UTOtln AND 7'11f S'Pl ;8 of Elm 1 Estate 01 the lade .losartt Haan offer for sale the following valuable property, nondate : Building Lots !lumbers 920 and 421, In 1101 WWII of Codcrich, quarter of an acre eaclh ftdri,L. fenced and very desrrnfitQ for"'b' uIliltn • puiiioie's, Ilalf teeI t fronting Still gond, Township of Codcylcly taring; pat•1 of lot 3 in the Maitland Concession of the said 'Township: Niro frame• cottage and frame stable. Lot number 3 son.th side of Millar street, Ben-• mills, gr:larter of an acre. Small frame dwell-. ing. Building Lots Imuibers Bf 3 and .804, in tl e. Town c.f Clinical, (loaner of an acre each, beau- tifully • , .ted on •❑ sc th Bill' t of lar t un sti•ett fairy' fmtcnd. '' Tide East tial! of Lot 22, eon. 14,' West Wewan• osh; good laud, a0 acres ,donnal and fee eel', re- ins fade timbered; about 4 miles from Luekuovr, and U from Wingtan.; good roads. For further particulars apply to L. CA3IPION, •110•tf Barrister, Coderich. 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