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The Clinton New Era, 1906-07-06, Page 6PAYMENT OF M. P.'S. rall Mall Gazette Makes Some Obitar. Vations Theta:pc tient. ' 'Parliatnent to a large extent malctit$ 'no own work, ao that the idle member Who has a safe seat, if he is given a *Cars, is tempted to draw it and than aftlaY away as much as ho dare, and tlY Itet sh rten the session as much as he Can, says The Pall Mall Gazette. If he ti tl by the day -- as ho is at the 'cape, in Natal, In Canada, in Austria, .'alld eisewhere•-it is to hissinterest -to atrotract the seseion; in fact, he lisse$ 1110ney by g et aria through 'business tf- 01ntly. This was found in Norway - Where there is a in • d of r• a:iy ni neY- and sessions grow longer and Mager. To avoid this, then, th., daily paY- • Men t has te..i.n arranged only for a Mo- lted number of clays at the Cep,. and • litt Canada; after that the reeves •nta- *lye talks at his own emetnse. The !experiment has been tried In 0 ht r . countries of paying a salary and tiles seining the in, oilier fur ales rniais. stills undoubtedly saved whine a gre it edeal of trouble. . In Norway the mistake has iss •ts '•enade of alloa Ing representatives in Lire ••••Storthing all wances •wrt only for tray-. • eling expenses but for 'Medicaltreat- . ment," and other Itetne, and at threes members have interpreted these' terms in the widest. sense, and returned • among their expenses Turkish baths, ' Pelt wine, and, In net, any thi nLe. in the • slightest degree connected with in di- vine. Parliament beeame a sort of sys- tem of outdoor relief for needy poll'i - evians, and even the length of: railway • „journeys were fn the returns "great'y -exaggerated," In Japan payment of members was n • '''fallure, probably owing to the actitiT sibusineas Instincts of that rite'. A poll- 'atiolan in dith. stood for a constituency, and his creditors never rested until he ,was .returned and In. receipt of a sal- ary. Ministerial posts have been ob- . • tained In our c ilontes in the bad uld a days in a similar way, "Franking" letters, which used is• • exist • in England, suddenly swe'ltal •,sseember's eorreepondence to a suspla sinus extent, Until his remotest re:a- -14ns, even to the third and fourth • !generation, cams long distances for his -signature; autograph hunting. In this -way became a nuisance. In New South • 'Wales the system Is in use (as well as eree traveling ter members by rail and tram), but not abused. In the colonies generally, the pay- ment of members has greatly •purlfied :public life rather than the reverse. The yearly salary, not the daily wage,has etteen generally accepted in Australasia. In Canada, Newfoundland, Western Auetralia, and South Australia both Houses are paid. Traveling expenses *re almost universal; either a small imedal is given the member, which 'bangs .on his watch chain and passes, Alm on all lines, or an allOwancie is smade him calculated on the mileage from his native town. In Hungary (where he is also allowed. house rent) -the curious •• eustom is in practice of stallowing him to travel first-class on a --second-class ticket. ° It seems to tre forgotten; by the pub - 1c that payment of niemlberts in Eng- • land existed for 400 years, and only nelame to an end (in the sixteenth mien- ' lury) because, owing to , the rise in - s• „prices, the eatery was not. worth taking, •, and, parely because a seat in ?arils. - smut came to be sought after , as a s !privilege. Nearly forty years ego the : ,aulbject was revived, motions made sev- •',oral times since then, ana twice it has en had a majority ef the House. 7 A Strange Dilemma. A cu ous confusion of identity bide n /air to prevent a young workgirl - 'Paris from marrying, says The London Two years ago her elder sister wrote on the eve of her marriage to the mayor ot &or native village for a copy of her abinth certificate. For some reason the sfilloial failed to find the entry, and ao- eordingly had the extraordinary idea to eltald the girl tho certificate of her young- er la 12ter, stating that he thought it would do as well. - The girl was married, and now her -younger sister, in her turn, on the eve of marriage, has offered the same cer- tificate to the Paris officials, who on verifying the docunient have d•iscover- • ed the facts. Josephine Dansar•t is now in the posi- tion of being unable to marry unless • her sister tonsents to annul her own txtarriage, and by so doing place her a • name on the official registers as "free to marry.' I"VtIVI." • Irving's Carefulness. 1r• llenry Irving Was accustomed to visit at. the home. of Miss Friswell, ...author of "In the Sixties and Seven- , ties," In which volume appears the fel- :lowing anecdote: "My mother often - used to point out little details that had • been e veriooked. I remember one in ' /The Bells,' which my mother told Mr. 'drying on the first night, when he re- turned to our house to supper. People who have seen the play may remembar !hat the first scene is a small inn, end 'hat thsre Is supposed to have been a Jeep fa 11 of snow. The innkeeper, Mat- thias (Irving), walked In on that first • night in ordinary black boots, with no • snow upon thin, aly• mother spuice of and afterwards Matthias wore high :black boos, arid stood on the mat while th: en: w was brushed off them. Re- mark, rio re made as to Mr. Irving's at- • tentl• n toitt. minutest details, and thia was cited as an in •• ewe." The Gentle Kidney Cure. 'este Don't think that Bu -Ju is not effective because it does not "tear things loose." The man, who talks most, does least. A Kidney remedies that purge - and over-stitnulate the kidneys ---.1.1pset the stomach -are going to,do you mighty little good. ' THE GENTLE KtDN EY CURE goes about curing you gently, mielly, correctly. You never know yon are taking medicine --exetict that you begin to get • better and keep on getting : better. Bu -Ju heals inflam- mation in the kidneys-take/3 -*way thee *op pain in the 'back arid thetitili eche through • the htpen-sixitsexpessine men- et:tie-eon enables the &sea - ten pereitionieli1 tbe kidneys W hear and strengthen. tois, 1 los cs.muti elesumi. co« uurnat 'k lititiOorot *NZ 1 +0 11111101inalit • • HEALTH Beecham's Pills are the "ounce of Frevention" that saves many a dol - getting in• and it will never lay you out. The safeguards a'gainst all life's aommon ills are: A Sound Stomach, Healthy Kidneys, gegular Bowels -and-Pure liktott. - Hundreds of thousands -both men and women -keep healthy by ar for cure. Keep disease front usmg EECHAM'S PILLS a remedy that has stood the test for half a century and is nowused over all the civilized globe. They purify the blood, strengthen the • nerves, regulate the bowels, aid the • kidneys and cure stomach troubles, Build up the nervous force and re., pair tie ill effects of overeating, The best safeguard against indiges- tion, biliousness and dyspepsia. • Take Beecham's • Pills regularly. 'and"you will maintain good health at small cost. At Small Cast Sold'Everywhere. In boxes 25 cents. THE BRIDE'S PROCESSIONAL, First in importance the bride comes -her dresses, Ribbons andlaces and: feelings and fluffs, ' ' Fit of her bodice and curl of her tresses, „ Trousseau and trinkets atia powder and puffs, • •• •. Frille in abundance, tueks' in reclonaance, Blushes. In companies, strundrohs, bri- gades, • Ever terretelhg (Cupid reviewing . Stands like a general flanked by his aides). Next come the presents in tvirements • spisndid, ' Duplicate ice pitchers, berry sets, spoone, Silver for heaven knows what all intend- • ed, Clocas, lamps, decanters' in sena pla- toons, Cart loads and van loads; dray loade -and nian loads, Useful and useless, uslY 'arid fair; s Piles of 'pm, miles of 'em, myriad styles of 'em • • • • Join the parade with a militant air. Next come her relatives-unclesebY doz- ens, Sisters by marriage mut numerous aunts; nieeeS and fractional cousins, Ciders of Me 'clan, yOu cosi see at a stance • • Friends of her mother's, ('hums of her brother's, • • ' • ' • . Bevies. of bridesmaid(efficient as blush- '• ers); Next.comes the pastor, of knots the grand Then in Importance we netine the 'u.shs• Next in the order of rank the ihntrielan Comes in this nuptial fenctienatif June Wafting abroad from his lofty position • Leheirgrin's _grata inalePerisable ars ite. • Next in the function .the baler's, grave • unction . Marshals the servants throegh palm • • covered bowers, •, Welcoming blandly, ordering ga.andly.. Men with refreshments • and ices and . flowers. • Last In importance there stands a, young - fellow • • Close to the bride as she :enters the room • - Let him look happy or dazzled Or mellow; No' one will notice -he's only.The owns: -Wallace Irwin in Werner:Vs Horne Com- panion'. The Alar ago. Settltitirent. Farmer narge-eI knows my bon ithet wuth your gal, but then my sin lege le wuth enore'n your two naives, se• Oen makes it even, • STRAINED BACK AND SIDE "While Working in a saw mill" writes C. le Kenney, front Ottnevae "I strained my hack and side se severe- ly I had to go to bed: Every', move- ment caused nee torture. I tried dif- ferent oils and liniments, bat wasn't helped till I used Nerviline. Even the first application gave considerable re- lieL In three days • was again at work. ether men iti the mill use Nerviline with tremendous benefit too." An honest record of nearly fifty years has estaniished the 'value of Poi- son's• Nerviline. Costly Old Chairs. • There seems. to be no limit to the pries" people pay nowadays for ole• fur, niter°, prints, paintlirge, or china. more titan X211,000 was realiena at.Ohrlistiees, London, recently by‘ the Sala of execs - 'tonally interesting and van/table, art objects. One of the principle feature* of the Nieto we" the disposal of a set of sight Chippendale mahogany • cheerio, whiten after exceedingly ;brisk bideing, Were knocked down for tliereoord price Ot 1,260 guinea'. . The ohstire have rectangular •seeds and backs oovered with old tengliith petit-poitit needlework, With dont, positions of figures, trees, and Views oe building" n tioloind sIk_nOrt dere and logo are pierced end carved with trellis week, foliage, and rosettes under Chinese irttleence. Etiormotts ititereet was taken in the ohaits, and when the bidding °foetid at 1,260 guineas, or the reeord ;nee* of neerly 160 guineas a chair, there Wee an °linemen of applause. A set ot seven tile Worcester vases fetched 2,600 guineas -the higheat pries ever green for specimens a langliolt poroolain. • the vases have a mottled dal% blue ground, the necks b. Ing nieroed.with a band et diamond -shape panel,. AMR Vale it fintly paint -.d with martin birds and branches in colors in boart-ibaPOd- IMAIIII, With gilt •scroll-patterti lalatota, ,,ittinthor group of in 14/0•004* •*dies ba4hight only 620 0006 • OLINTON ktEW ERA Cfr____MN SEEING BLINDFOLDED. A wonourot strange taieuItx of Meade ' t,#og Closed natant. A. curtaile vase of clairvoyanee is re- lated by j. le. Hough lu the Oceult Re - VIM It le that of ins teen% 'Whet MI- deutally. discovered her powers of :nee ond sight and for weinn remarkable psychic gifts are ebilintel wine) under the mesmeric intluenee or ber brother. wheu she Is blintlfoldee," he says, 41 put a book upon her lap and, placing My bnpds ou her shoulder, suggest s- entJy that she allmuld.reati it, see Wei read it fig easily ne ail ordinary pereoli could read with his normal sight. In this state her elocution is better than It is in. her normal state. There Is uo question of telepathy In this ease, be- cause neither I nor any One else in the roam knows what she is going to read. Tine the same if I give ner a now book that eobody itt the -house bas read. • '"She actually sees the. pritit, It up - pears to her in letters some two or three Inches long, This experiment has • been tried • successfully with wade of cotton wool iu the subject' eyes under the Wage, with opaque paper pasted or. the e'Yei illider the bander mai with a penny beet in each eye by the bandage." • • • "It was quite by aceicient that twelve 'mouths ago I found I was nesse:Nett of powers not- given to an erdinary per- son," she laughingly said to the Liver- pool correspondent or the Daily Mall. "In the course Of it social party we were having a• game„ of thought read, Mg. My' brother, who alone has uiesn nerIc influeece ,over. nun wile cloge to -we, and 'suddenly while . bl Jeff oelee • I 'Commenced to read from the boon oil, 'Illy lap." - . • Our Liverpool correspouilent placed •efise Hough theouginseeefal tests thin Ing the lutervie. eniten ehe Wae tight- ly blindeelded be touk a ell:me-from his poeket :said, opening it, platted it upon lial• knee. Destine. Ihe tips (4 his ilti- gers on her :emitter,her:brother quiet- ly askee ber to read from Ilw Wary. etapiely and without the slightest heel- •tatiou sbe keen a .witole•page of pieta - ea teehnical matter not to be found in an ordemire diaey. she also .reaa in the time manuer, but she stunebled peer short - bane .characters in the elaryentondoin • • • 'not an -Offeetestr In polities. • .ThOse Who are callitig llee; •att off - Year ein panties forget that it will .not . only, ele4 316members of the popular branele OJ congreiie nude legislatures 'whielt Will •„cheese more than •a dozen • :17itilmiL.,Stal:4:-SiiiiittorR.'1Mi het .it ev Ill, elect ;more than; tee? deeen •gavereees., In most of Alm eweitty-eiget etetes ' Whielnetkeese governors this eetar, etner state .officera &al members of the. 1g- iSlatura Wi1 be elentell.--enfillenlin eediede- • etates •which no not choose governors . there will be, as -in •-.11.1sSeurl, clinemises for minor -state citicers, _Most* Of the - important -states choose goverubtsof wilier' officers, cir both, in 1000, and as they accompany a cengressionar cenn vass a erea.t .deal efeeterest Will nate .Eally be aroused inthem, and a' large 1;'oteis certain to be polled. -St. Louis .• Globe -Democrat • ' Verona's •Old ',Houton ,Theater. yerontt, in ,Itely,. le now completing the excavetion.of its Roman theater,, a Work which Was:begun iri.18e4. It, is bent in a n'emicireee. It dates .troin , tee time of 'Augustus Caesar and Was lavisble :decorate(' with marbles tiom 'Green, enfrIce. and Asia, The theater, was formed , of huge steps of gnanite, above which Were . rows Of private boxes one of whieb stands in its °rig- _ nual position in excellent preservation and with the name of the owner carved on.lt. Above thetiees of private ,boxes ..rose the piapes ew,here the plebeians were seated lend 'front Where they look-- . • ed down on to the stage Or away to the, water jousts on the riVeree -„„ e • • • . . Gains From Guns., The yearly Income of Perthe •Xrupa, who enherited the famous Iron -merits at Essee, Germany, is Steadily incieas- • tug,' it, having, amounted in 1005 to About •:$5,e00,000. Mies Krupp man- ages her great properties with remarke ubleetinility:. Hen business Is exitaii& Ing, and the uurither of those depend- ent on her for employment and, sub- sistenee Is now fully 300,000. T.o 'Pro- tect the works she *has; a small army of 000 men, 'armed .atid wider strict military discipline. She also has po- lice and a secret service. -- Chicage dourtal. • Diarrttoe a., Dysenter3r, Stomach Cramps arid all , Summer Complaints take ben't experiment with new and untried remedies, but procure that which has stood the test of time. Dr. Fowler's has stood the test for Cm , . years, and has never failed to give satis- faction, ft is rapid, reliabloand effectual In its action add does not leave the bowels Constipated. Reense LL Sureneurss. THEY'RE DANGEROUS. Mita BRONSON Lass, Aylmer, Que., writes ; "I have used Dr, Fowler's Extract of Wild Strawberry for Diartitcea for several years past and I find it is the only medicine which briegs relief in so short a damn ••••••IRISAMMIAli s..ies••• nee, • •etre Jane -Don't you line Dr. Sawyer ranee. teeneente; lee !naves? • Airs. tiny •-• not at all. Ilety,• he fee - intently (Trope in to speed the eveniug witn us anti deeeiet teetrete a ceet.-, Wonunee Home Conmenlen.. , IrtYlite Kitelten.- •SV1176-V,'0,11, ' .101111,. tedon't see hew I ean on • don't Iller my cook - Ing, ' and you emnplattied onevery' eoolni 'lave hireti. 't eniet get onto suite ' • . • • Hesnatel fetalibornint-You 'could if you Went e fie!. the :Hein! pee. . Wien -The -re 1111" you know • ebont • it. teleerapheil. your *other yesterday offering her 'ele it, week, and she tiee- ----elinenetteneenteenneolteminneeneee - - Called. •"William Henry!". • • "Yes -yes, 'Maria." 7 • 'what are yen doing?" "Reading about the 'Man with the' muck rake.' "•, • "Well, you ,go right in that garden and let me see you be the nem wine the garden rake, and be,quick abo•ut It"- Chicago News. • A Novel ,Vi re Alarm. • 'The firing or maroons or entail shells ex.plode with a loud noise •to call - the eire brigade lit ens° of fire him calmed complaint in IImensletv, Eng - laud , leering it. 1,ecciit call the' explod- leg maroons, it is 'alleged, caneed the death et an infant and the serious:Ile nesS of • a• woman from fright. The' n t hori t les, bovveter, 'haveclaeld NI • that the quick summoning of the fire bre gaga is oe more importitece than the complaints of the nervous, and nbe iaso of maroons is to be continued.- Fon •ploelve shells aro enoyel fire alarm. . • . Pavit4 the .Way. • ' are. you so auxidus t�bave tne pay this.bill of $1,00.0 'this afternoon?" asked.the business man, "Year propri-. etor knows I'm good for it." . • "I know. !ten:replied tbe clerk, "but itel tickle:thee so If he gets it before it'sdue, and I want to ask Um for his daughter's hand toe Ight.":-Detroit Free, Press. • •• ' 'Worn Towels. Towels'nvorn in the middle may be cut in two like .the sheets and 'veOrn places cut avvey and the ends hemmed, 'using them as hand towels, Or they mile be 'nettle ieto washrags for •the people who dislike the thick, rotigh kinds. ned Norms. •• This formula for red nose bas been •Very successful. Mix the Ingredients thoroughly and apply to the !ace with a soft linen: One ounee of glycerin, • one-half ounce of rosemary water, • twenty drops �f carbolic acid. -• A. :Mountain of ,Irlenit. 'Daniel Lareber, the "British Mann. fain of dealt," Weighed 71e pounds, .116 died suddenly 'le London on July 1, 1809, ' • The meridian Ant. • In tbe tropical torthern territory Of South Australia travelers eeed not car- ry 'a compass. The district abounds With the nests of the nitignetic, or nee-' ridian, ant. • The longeraxis of these point due nottn and south., ,k • The Salt of the. sen. • . 'The see Is not of uniform saltines at, • all depths, for the seltiness sometimes Increases With its depth. Overloaded Womeiti: In Italy the women carry very heavy lea& of wOod from the dock to the Market plitee Often theee are o • heavy that the woinen look as if they Two Earthenanneeederte The inclination of the 'San leritecisco papers ofthe day, each togo their eompetitoreone better, is wen denten- stinted by ordere Issued by the CaII and Chronicle respectively. Front% ot the -Chroniele-on• the Weenestlay- even.. lug it fee, the ea-H.1)4110w, "The Citron - tele men will meet at the' Chronicle to- eitorrow at 1, if there 14 aria. '11r0111010." NreNalltillit of the ('all °reeved. flint, 'Call men will meet tomorrow at the, Fairmount' at 1, if there is any ,tomote row." -San leraneltie0 Tonee end invigorate the Who he Great Mona Rented Woo.' Itospluditi T nervone system, tne Oa ..1_1(3 BleOdio old Veins. eRreS Ner , ORS Debility. Mental and Brain Worm De pendent% Sexual Weakness, feinfeeiorclagge Inatorrheea„and Reeete of 4014960r Priee $1per'box, six fer S. ono wstpleaRoag vSod or xnail0 plaiti plot on reedit of mit° Neu+ panty Iaura *tailed/We. The ififU Medical* oaf- (firenterty Windsor) Tort:ordeal crab. Wotild stagger underneath. • When ask- ed why the timber merchants do not keep hcirses and wagons they will re- ply: "We are cheaper than horses. Beeldee, We have to °are °Ur living as • best we ean." IAn in;entorts Luck. ,• Xoenig invented the steam printing press. Ms partner,:Bensley, cheated ; him. /Coenig, to support life, had to Sell his patents. IIe died a poor ma- chirdst, working for about $8 a week. inneete' Wiens. Nearly every flying Insect is prOVid- ed With a series of books on the front ' edge of Its hind wings, 'which It Can fastett together at will. Tlite eXpleitas Why yon have occasionally noticed one . .4. Of the speelet flying apparently 'With 'two winse and hoc Seen bitik diOplay • Mir upon alighting. •••.• *••• July 6$11, 1900 ..".•••••••••••••••••••••••••••,•••• HE WAS RdiTTLED, A, Lever's Effort ut Seeking grr vet. heart's Hand In Marriage. He had been told that he zuigiit-b.:1,:, papa," and he, had planned to do it i•. "I dhresey that you know, Mr. Itock that I. have been payitit4 your dauglta Madge marked attention, Ina tiow 1 have come to ask her baud in tea:. doge, 1 linow 'that I am a poor ee but I am an. honorai de um, lute 1 air not afraid to work. We are willIn.: lit fight the battle of life as britle atel bridegroom, plIgelins of nee togeteer I love your daughter devotedly, aud have come to ask your consent to make her my wife." That sounded all right whea he tea ti It for the fiftieth time from the tiheet • of Iaper on welch he had written it, but this was what be rettily said whelk he stood before Mr, Rocks, with hi+ teeth chattering aad beads of cold pev. spiration ort his 'brow: "-I--dare saythat-that is. •ent. Reeks, I -I -your ;daughter ma tige. beta paying me marked Iittentioe-ein- no; I have been paying her 'narked; at- tention, • and 1 -1 -we are wItilatt eo fight -or the battle of life -I mean Chet your daughter seeks my hand in male riage-er-no I-D:eseelt tier 11:11111, and love you -ex. -no; your dan:2;11- • ter, I mean, sho-7she-tinit Is. 1 -1 -- have come to ask your consent to, be my wife -that is, I --love youdevoted- ly-your daughter, I mean -she loVee me devotedly -no;. I mean that I !nye her -and She -she; --I trust I make my meaning cleat, sir."-L!aplacott'S . • An *Honest Tramp, "Lady, wean you gee a poor old fin7 low sontothleg to eat?, l'uteae boneet man," pleaded tee tramp at ten levee doer. ' ' 'Prove your honesty," sneges•ten (bit siveet • "I lave not suffered Lenin the. --See Francisco earthquake." • 'Without another wore he was lae.el in and giveu eueli a Lelenees •seeloai falls to the lot of thoee nein ta'r.. ste many fret Eines on the mitre:tee-- . ,Tudge. ' ' • Foolish to Worry.. , ."Oh, dear," she geld after the tenet- caln. "I'm so mortitied that I don't know whatno do. I Penn imagine what baused my voice to tweak as it did. It nener happened. befere \Vim t must Mrs. Waddiegtou'e gticsts think --CEYLON 'FE The Cry ot *HWho' have once taste it, A trial will convert you. t.ead packets nn1y.-21/c, 3acc Ur, 50c, One* per lb, tit all Grocers 1113E13311 ,313 3C IS 1ES Xv The only Disk that does Twice the, Work while half easier on horsessa. 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Awe you nervous and despoedent? tired in the morning ? have yoit. to force yourself through the day's work? have yon little. am., • bition and energy? are you irritable and excitable? eyes sunken, depressed and haggard looking? memory poor and brain fagged? have you weak back with dreams and losses at night? deposit in urine? weak sexually 9 -you have - 7 ......., • Nervous Debility and Seminal Weakness. . . _., . — Our NEW METHOD TREATMENT M guaranteed to .... - • ..--. ' .. -: zor - 4 'Cure or No Pay, 25 years InDoteoss, Bask • OCCUIrOY• B mateof quacks -Consult old established, e reliabte _physicians. Consultation Free. Books Free. Write for Question Skulk for Home Treannent. ne- • Ora. Kenn. & Kempen, ed. SRLBYSTRIIIIIT. DETROIT* MICR,. Kck.K K K K 2N, A Lo0 Ritix f PoA'•uisoortrthur,arres - ed' for throwing a .stone -at a Canadian • Pacific train near White Rivera tew ' da s a;r,o, wassenteneect to three .a half years im peison 'nen t in Kingston penitentiary.' . • . • 11..._.IMINI.491•11416.10,1•••••.•1•*%•••••••••••••-4.• r••••••14-•••••••4”....... of Me How can Lever explain line, "Dontt inentiort lee her friend ere'S Just the ..Right vise& "They- were •ainee,baeyets „ . • • .while yeti sang that preeehly tweedy ' "notieed it."-:=Chfcego: ItecoreeiIent . Get Dann Vonnw Hon,, • • 1,44 Istrhys. to call onerne .thie eveaieg. but eteheard you Were'fo. be hone' • , • gr. Sionutn-nin 'rein:nos yoe -would have felled More ilaa saris lu his visit. • Miss Yerner,-Weil, don't know that yisit • Would- int ea iio tnUelt pleres ure, but pin sure 'it would metal buei-, tess.e-Philadelphia Press. ,. ' Nootical Vinonee. •• ., . • -Mrs. Yacht esupercillouelyee-My bes. band has. a beantleCt yaeht. I non't suppose youellusbane 'cab afford sech n luxury yet? Mrs. Nacht-No;. the best lie can do Js to emitl mileage 0u 'the eue Your litichilutl.liCS.--aoltenfiG.A.: . A Variable- itorite. 'Tete," 'said e.leandering Mike; "don't you laud of envy eleee fello.ws dat play golf?" • •• "Ne;" answered Plodding Pete. "Pm fond of walkite. but when I start 10 Navel I like to know, white) way leue goine"-Washitereen 'Star, . . • Incongruous. "Of course henetn bit of, ,a bore, but eeerylenly agrees that he'sa genius?" "Impossible! ' 'is an Infinite' capacity 'for 'taking' pains, not 'giving'. them."-petroit Free Press. Another. Vonore.. biggs-Blowitz is a victlin of TM's.- placed confidence.' • Diges-In 'whom did, he confide? Diggs -In lentself -Detroit Tribune, Something. Wrong. • "SotnehoW, Wilhim, after 1 hitt eatln' while me appetite seems to go od like." , , ”Thee beast fli. Yiafge. Oinover YAek like that thur."-eettler, Wflhtee efeesurement. "How tall youp little Willie ,"Isn't be? Ire can almost reach the Jam on the top pantry shelf.''v-Cleve. land Plain boiler. • • • Women with weaknesses should tierVel. forget Dr, Shoop's, Night Cure. This mappe like local treatment is used at bed- ti rn night while, the system is at rest it is constantly' building up the weakened tissues, soothing the in- flamed and sensitive surfaces, aka will surely clean up all catarrhal and local troubles. Sold by W.S.R.Holmes• Bowel Laxative le, Sure—Pleasant to -Take-- Tried and True, Genuine; . Nature's Remedy. • • /f you do not naive tree, ease and rondsv movements ot the bowela You look the prime and End .estential of good 'health. There's toot* harm done than mere uncomfortableness, slag** ,giahness and bilious ness-retentein of loon wastes in the bowels •pollutes, irritates and, poisons.' You make the circulatory am Sem-the. blood -a • scavenger instead of a fornicate of purest life and tab. • tainted vitality. The ills ot cow stipation r e not trifling but nearly always arefraught- with vital significances.in , Seek your Nature! relief HOW ABOUT YOUR NEW GROCERY STORE We havteopened up a choice, fresh " stock of Groceries at Olson's Old Stand and not* ail( a sbare th patronage of the citizens of Clinton and the surrounding community. Good Quality tt: Fair Prices are our •special canen. Customers will find our steel< the lies v.elue in town. The Red Peather'. : b :ands in Teas aed Oanned Goods e-sannelesnefethe-valiteseeve bandec We are' strangers a,nd must get- acquainted, • it will pay those who sell farm pro- duce to see us,.before disposing of their butter, eggs and potatoe41. elsewhere. :We will buy, at a good price, wha you he to eell, and will sell at a fair . price, lehat you have. to buy. BYARD HILL, 'Phone 114- Accept the ntle,naturai ald of Lax-ets I sure not to force •and erowd the deii- cato organs of W stomach ! Avoid alines don. Ir 0! powerful and unknown med* peal YOUT safety slid your health are says secured-ifyou a k e Lax-ets. The nada is onevery box -show it to your fam- r physician. Laz-ets limpet up In a natmetal se in handy tablet form -One tablet token be. re meals or on retiring always brings relief. leasing to take --the most potent yet gentle of ell remedies -a genuine help of Nature's -it bowel laxative which cures emsdeauon. Raw aotamended and for sale Dr W. S. R. HOLMES. , IMMO New Boot and She Shop Subscriber desires to notify tbe neeple.of Clinton and vicinity tbat he will open a Boot and Shoe Sbcp in the old Post Office building, where be Will undertake the man ufacture of Boots and Shoes, and give .spe- cial attention to repairing.. All ordere receive prompt attentIon. A share of pan routige respectfully solicited, •. • W ri WATTS Mortgage Sale of House and Lot in Clinton. Uncles.' and by virtue of the powers contained its a certain mortgage which will be Produced' et the time of sale; there will be offered for sale by public auction by Davia Dielanson, • Auctioneer, on the premises oh' SATURDAY, the Mai day of July, A.D. NOG, at the hour -of two o'clock in the afternoon, the property known atm destribed as the Southerly part of lob nourber fe ir iti 'Gib- bing's survey, 'in the Town of lin• • .n, ie the County of Huron, consisting of • ,J rectangular portion of the said lot fronting o L./Mario Street having theltill width of tne'saidlot and estenct: leg back front Ontario Street on Oildfings Street seventy four feet northward. • There isms the property a smaIl filen° house Ilia interior of which arts been recently' rePaired and the lovation is one of the, most , desirable in Clinton. . For terms • and cianlItioes° of saleimply ta either .lthe undersigned. • D. DICKINSON, Auctioneer W. BRYDONIS, Solieitor for the Vendor. Dated at Clinton the 13th day of aim 1900. WALL PAPER?. :Nothing adds so much, to the detiora- Oen of a house as good Wall Paper. I am hi a: position to Show you the very best and choicest patternS, as I am • agent for the Empire Wall Paper Co., of Toronto. The samples for 1900 are 'entirely ,new. Prices runfroni 5e a roll to 35c, with borders at,same price. Every, oil of paper guaranteed to contain 8.• ards, Samples gladly shown to in. ending purchasere, at any time. . GEORGE POTTS, House Decorator and Paper Hanger, Cor. Queen and Princess St„ Clinton The LARMOUR School Telegraphy, And General Training for Raiiway-E591-rice. • The new method of instruction adoptedl by thei sekool has proved a great sueceste Pupils graduate in the ehortest herefore at the retest expense. Empfoyment provided at onee.Write for is free pamphlet which will give full information, Sehool rooni in Gordon Sleekopposite Peg Office, the, most desirable location in thesit2". • Inspection of clasees at work cordially invitee • -ROBERT LAMOUR Stratford, Principal end Instructor, formerly .District Sunerintencient G.T, R. AprileOth 00-07. . inder07'wine I • Now that harvest is nearly I here you will be needing Bin - MAIM) TRINDeine Redressed to the nook. i[ der Twine, we can suppry you, igned, and endorsed "Tender fee Siclelyalks,Pen. eine, &c.,Post Office, Witglram. ' will bit receivea at this office until Friday, inclusive - be for the above work mentioned, %Monk:paten east he seen and ferrite of ' obtained at this. Depitiament' 6ael onappflttttlttll to the Clerk of Works, Post Office; Winglionl, Ont. Persolia- tendering are notified halt tenders Will trot he considered unless made on the print- ed fever suatilied, sant signed witai their natual plat1110a. nitch tender; must be acsommaied by an ac. coated (theatre an a chartered trellis -made pity - Io the order of the Honorable the Minieter of Public 'Works, equal to ten taw cent (1.0 P. el el the atirOunt of the tender, which will he forfeited 11 1)10 Petty tendering:decline te enter late a con. tract when called ripen to do no, or if be tan • to cOmplete the work eoritracted for. If the tender be not ftecepted dreamier will he returned. The Denartre ent does not bind itself, to aceeet the 'Matted Or any tender. • By order, vann OVILINAS, Secretary. Deletrtmesi 1, of Pubile 'Cronin, Ottawa, June e2,1004, , teewspepara Insertitte this advertisement vette 1 peitl for it. entice:le-1i out antlAdvertise t the 'SEW EitA earitY trete the DePartinent, will slot be N's Sealed Hay JAS. A. .FORD SEED • MERCHANT CLINTON. Pa,Stitratitb.e. Good pasturage cam be laid for forty or fifty heita hesa Of (tattle Apply to rettli Foreman, Mr. goinI/ItItAY, Stapleton, •••••••I eenensiii