The Huron News-Record, 1886-05-12, Page 6•
Rev, Wm. Brownlee, of Kelvin-
hauxh, sptaking at the soiree of :the
natives of Troon resident in Glasgow,
said he hoped they would till echo
the. sentiments of a friendat a Dont
gregational soiree, who was asked,
. how he had enjoyed it. 'Oh, I liked
i; real weelt' be replied, sthere is
nothing 1 like so much as horses. at a.
circus and ministersat a soiree.'
-A. SEVERE TRIAL,
Those who endure the torturing
pangs of iieuralgia, rhsuwaiiein,
sciatica, lumbago, and similiar pain•
ful eotnplrints are severely tried,
but thereie a speed,relief in [fag,
yard's Ye avtt.C)il aa,,thousands who
hav4 uset4 it joyfully testify. It
bas hes pain and lameness quickly.
An iplteeper at St. Andrews, in
• wit$sel)ouse the Clergy Ye d;dined both
before: and after' the' Revolution,
beinomslled what was the,. difference
between 4te ode andthe, other :
answered;,-?6Chere wires not much i
in the time of Episcopacy,, Lite Dean
.used to call' boldly for a bottle of
wine ; afterwards, when,. Presbytery
'camp on the carpet, the woderatgr
whispered the maid to:fetch a snag
•'nein bonitvi,',
As, w
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1n a recent: letter from R. W.
Dowsonl,of Deloraitre, Ont., hestates
that he ilea recovered from the
worst fon *of -dyspepsia, : after sur.
Tering for fifteen years and when a
cohiteil of doctors 'pronounced him
incurable' he tried Burdock Blood
Bitters; six bottles of which restored
his healtht,
!I oiv is it,, Fogg, that you. are
always advising everybody to marry,
and`Jet yptz show n0 burry-ttbout
taking::it•wife yourself?' Fogg; -'Be-
rause, thy boy, I am too:much of a'
eintleman to help . myself At itilt
everybody else is supplied.'u,,;
1'ICifd a,ightning; Is simply a rarvollons Rftou=
ma*. ltcn edy. Lwas4ortwo mouths a cripple;
'from Sciatioa..nnc bottle gaso'nte instant, re.
• Ito„, and p1tt bd me on. my •foetsitgain, I have
drivch fourteen miles to da • (sewotliini Ldould
not possibly have done ' re it not forkkluid
. Lightning) for the, enptos . urpo�c of .proecixing
another bottle.- So says h t iia 131,01. „ Oanaxt-
ogno, Only25 cents per tt Heat the drub store:
A, business man in l', kin' ell.,, went
to•bis minister the outer day and
said r "We heveiit ,.Mort gailb, on this
church` building of $1700... ' 1 have t
chance. to'go in on taipork.deal, whit h
will payme about 3,OOO in thirty
days. If I should make, the deal and
'pay., oOE the mortgage do .you think
the •Lord would he displeased with
me 2' "Well, Brother Iiastings,"
was':%tJie reply ; "I have heretofore
held that .tlie Lord was against this
sort of speculation, and while 3 shan't
attempt to decide the matter for you,
[ think it's•an experiment worth try.
• ing,' especially :if-yotl subscribe an
additional hundred dollars for' the
new belt. "
Toe Hectic .F -lush, • pare ioi:ow
cheeks and precarious appetite, indi-
cate •worms•: Freeman's Worm 'Pow-
ders a ill•ioickly and' effectually re
move them,
A• garne• little chap, about eigllt
•years old, had. misbehaved ;himself` so'
• far as to strike a lad` near 'double his
age, for which he was.taken in to' cus
tody., Next clay he was brought be:'
fore "the -.bailie. The lad's -mother
Being called was asked if she could
snot keep her boy: froni'. doing.• such
• disgraceful acts,, to whie.h she re,
'plied,:—'CYeel,;your, w.orship, I'll kick
better after' Nevin the tifrte to come,
but at -the same' time, I. canna see boo
Lily led,tie, only
eight. years •aul•l,
could bea't".t::leddie . near as ' auld
again.' . The Dight year,old,, thinking
bis Mother was-making.hina-.olit tn.be'
less than,' nothing„ convuased. the `
court with as fighter'"byt exclaiming
'Rooze me' tnith'; rooze ate, and I.'il.
thump twa softies like blit.'
Y1re3 oI experience and suceesatultrlal have
u ipoxarbcpRProved tletuand stifactoyomouna r
healing Old. Sores, "F'eatcriuge, Ulcers, Cuts,.
1Younds, Burne, Frost Bites or Nona, and ter
lfecpingg out the cold and to cleanse or prevent
proud nosh, sloughing or decay. Insist on hat•.
Ing llcUregor & Parke Osrbolio Cerate, sold at
«sic, by all druggists,
The celebrated diner out, Theo-
dore Hook, surprised in his chair
some hours after dinner, exclaimed:
--'Yost see, when one dines alone,
the bottle does come around so
often.'
FevIlt colic, unnatural appetite)
fretfulness,, wealtness, and oonvul-
Bions, are some of: the ief£ects of
Worms in children ; destroy the
worms with Dr. Low's Worm Syrup.,
Said a Missouri preacher
'" here's a powerful sight 'of giggling
ick than in the corner, and it's got
to be stopped, or the Lord will dele-
gate me to open the door and. throw
some one out.' It was stopped. •
ONE DOLLAR AGA MST FIVE
HUNDRED. '
'Isaao Brown, of Bothwell, Ont.,
was afflicted with chronic humor in
the blood, • He says one dollar
bottle of,Burdock Blood Bitters was
worth Liore than 1<ie5OO,OQ paid for
other medicines. 'It is a reliaflo
blood purifier.
NATIo'rAL Pius are sugar coated,
mild but thorough, and are the best
Stomach anis, Liver Fill in use,
•
\Tunkie, dear, can you . tell me
what love is like 2' asked a gushing
school: miss 'of her bachelor unole.
'Oo alp,' replied that prosiae relative,
"it's Mist like suppin' kail wi' a fork,
ye never seem to get en'ugh el,'
A DOUBLE BENEFIT..
Harry Ricardo, of 'Toronto, certi-
fies to the benefits received from the
use of Hagyard's Yellow'. Oil as a
cure for rheumatism. end deafness
his • affliction with these combined
troubles being a severe one.
It is remarkable what a difference
there is in the .sensat'on Mien • you
'get a'lettet h iclosing a ten dollar bill
'and, when you get one inclosin;; a
bill for ten dollars.
Use. Prof. Low's Sulphur tF-otp for
Prickly heat; Nettle. Rash, :,Scaly
Eruption. Itch, and all 'diseased can•
ditions of the skin.
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