The Huron News-Record, 1886-05-12, Page 2pitroultivo Stood,
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Orery Wednesday Morning
WioNANS `V 0JA,
!A:r TIMM orrice,
Albert Street, Clinton, Ont.,
1••••••••••••11,
el.gtX4n advance; no040
• Who proprietorsof Tne Go -inmost 1Tzws,
'havin„,0 purchased the business nal plant
, or Tlin HUnOlq liEc011n, wilt in retest,
°publish the amalgamated papers in Clinton,
under the title of '".r111: lingo lInws.
Ilsoonn," .
•
Clinton is the most prosperous, townin
'Western Ontario, is the seat of considerable
,Inanufacturing, and the centre cdtlse finest •
4grieu1tural seetion bi Oitavio.
The combined circulation of 'rue NEWS,
Raeoito esseeeds that of any paper pub-
• Fished in the County of Huron, ' It is;
therefore, unsurpassed as an advertising
:medium,
am -Rates or advertising, liberal and
!furnished on apPlieation.
darParties malcing contracts for a, spoi-
led time,
who discontinue their advet tise.
quents hefore the expiry of the sante, will
'be chared full rates.
Advertisements, without instructions as
to space and time, will bo left to the judg-
snent of the compositor in the display, in -
%cacti until forbidden, measured by a
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insertion and.3 .cents a the for each sub-
sequent insertion.. Orders to discontinue
advertisements must be in writins:
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'(inelisured by a scale ef_solid Xonpariel, 12
lines to the inch) charged at.the rato. of
ao cents 6 line for each inSertiofl.
JOBWORK..
We have one of the best appointed Joe
'Offices west of Toronto. Our facilities in
this department enable us to do all kinds
• ,of work—from a calling card to a mammoth
poster, in the best style known to the
craft, and. at the lowest possible rates.
• 'Orders by mail promptly attended t?.
' .
• TJ2e News -Record,
Clinton: Out
becember, 1881
smasmimmassomsa.
yes of ago. in Auburn. liertick
delivesed hie farewell address to the
Army on Sunday evening,
' —A tornade swept over Texas
1110 week, It struck, the use of
Jesuits Ueleton, .domolishing the
building and injnring the entire
family. Norman brothers' reaidenee
was destroyed also,
—Bessie 'Oney, daughter a a
farmer near Caperton, W. Va. elev.
ed Wednesday with J. M. dauley.
;While titey wore driving away the
girl's father overtook them and
seized Hailey's home. Hanley
drew his pistol and shot Oney.
Mies Oney fainted. •Hanley„c1rove
Ler to the, nearest house and. Wt her
diorama promised medicine. Whei
he returned Oney was dead. •
—Mrs, Sterling, landlady, of
Chieago, was in the kitehen with her
daughter Emma, when Miss Whalen,
a servant; attempted to fill a lighted
lamp, The oil was ignited. and the
can exploded. The burniug fluid
scattered over Airs. Sterling end.her
daughter, and their clothes 'were
•soon a,nutss of Raines. Mrs. Stu-
•iug and her alaughter and Miss
Whitten, the victims of the Oil can
explosion died niter aeveral 'Ware
of •inteuse suffering.
• —Ministers of Central Illinois
are watching with considerable in-
terest the movements of Rev. 'Jona-
than Edwards B11, of Shelbyville,
the Preabyterien pastor who recently
confessed, that the name of Carleton,
under Which ha began his ministry
at Shelbyville, was assumed. He
had previously been expelled. fiom
• different churches. He still clings
to his essunted name, and. has signed
it :to numerous martiage Certificates.
MarriedCouples whose certificates
_bear the earleix43, signature are on
on the anxious seat concerning the
legality of the inarria,ro cs3remonies
performed by Air. fell. lie has,
since his •"confession,” joined the
Christian—Church at Shelbyville,
and that society is threatened with
a serious rupture in. consequence.
• The Huron News -Record
• Wednesday, May 12t11.
•
TIIE WEEK'S „DOINGS,
, •
.tolls 'on the Burlington
,Cimal-have been abolished.
—Another ,arrest has 'been made -
•'in oonnectiOn with the ••Wiartort
',tragedy:• .• •
, •
..Ls-BishOp sTaanOtdied at Peter.,
bop), Ont., May 3rd, aged 58. He
was a native of: •
• s—The.first annual convention of
the Ontario Creameries Association
was• held 'in Toronto last. week;
'-jelin Hannah, Tuckersmith, was
: 'elected President.
• —,..1-10n. Mr. Fielding has given
notice of a. motion. in the Nova
•i8dotia 'Legislature, cleelarin,,,,,o• it ab-
solntely necessary for, the. Province
Is? tiek the permission -of the Imper-
• ial Parliainent to secede from the.
aCtinedian federation. • .
• . s • • •
—Rosie Tremble, tt. yonne.
are-st-ed Ona charge
' et, vagrancy, c,lainaecl a 'colored man
• .us .her husband, aPpeareci -in • the
Toronto Police Court,one day lest
.week:tsvith -her proof in the shape of
• ta gorgeously framed marriage pei-
lificate; The name of one of the
'contracting parties had been blotted,
'erased and re-tvritten, but the Mag-
• istrate eoncloded that a blotted cor-
tificate•Was better than no cestifts
ual beauty, the only one wilds@ view IIE MARRIED A HUSSY WITU
elevates above the seuaee. Coutinu- ItED IIA.IR. •
theslearned Judge referred to
the luYasion. of Pagan ideas at the
epoch o.f the Aenaiacinde, andehow-
ed Michael Angelo, Ba.phael, Tittato.
,Jules Remain being,. drawn.- into
• the general torrent, and giving •te-
angele•and saints a fatuity air with
Apollo, .Jupiter and the Muses, and
becoming apostles of sensuality,
which Christ carne to, combat.. .After
another •quotation frouisGaume, Uis
Honer continined Axe we obllged
toaccept indecent, objeets, because
•they are offered by great artists It
is eaid that a work of art.eannot be
imleeent But, why not? Is it be-
• e:apse it conies nearer to nature I But
this is exactly the reesea which
makes: it dangerous:, when:the artist
has taken pains te paint those parts
of the body most .. onducive to sen-
suality.' Witness s h . been ealled
to provethat the . I uroperni Musetiln8
contained a nuin
THE NUDE IN ART CASE
•
Mr. Recorder Do .Montigny has
rendered his ',Icing -expected judg-
•ment in. the SharpleY case, Meat -
Honor liav nra, stated the cii.-
-quinstances of the case and quofed
By-laW 119, under which the aotion
was -16,1:Wn,, held that it had been
ShoWn . by the proof that the.; statue.
•SiPleSda window was coMplete-
• ly nude, as the light gauze :•hanging
,from the shouldess cover a but haif
:of the hips. • Referring, then, to the.
• defendant's several plees,:sitts ;held
.that the case camp Within tba: knits,
dietion ofthe Recordeasand that the
city had the sight to pass the by-law
prohibiting tlie exhihition of 'tntle-
.couli statites, as sneli exhibition•Con-
'stittites' a audience: It -then remain -
''ed to be aeen.whether the stattie re-
.
ferret], to was ,an indecent . object.
,The defendants claim that it .is. a
°copy of a.statue• of a -great; artist;
thiairiii-a work Of art,Tht1iat
work of sort- Cannot' offend' morals
• .
, and is not an indecent:abject.
•' His :Honey • then contatued 1 It
.ha S been Said that the two statuettes
exposed- in Mr. 'Sharpley's shcw
• window are Alicheel Angelo's alleg-
ories of 'N:iglit" 'and. "Day " the
orignial of which is to be found- on,
0 011 • 02attrang),
in the 'Medici chapel. However it
appears that not one of Vile witteises
know, whet they are. Neither is the
tourt-obliged• to know, 1\4)0 these
statatei are ; but it knowsthat theY
aro not copies of Michael Angelo's
• "Day". and ."Niglit.'"lt is:possibie
that they aro copies of masterpieces
of a great aitist.'
Giving the, benefit. of the doubt to
the (.1..)tendlifits, en is 'point, does •
it fellow that these masterpieces are
not indecent? Have. all the greet
• artists been exempt foot fault, in
this tespecti, Were not may pagan
artists sham eIess 1 eicord acirused the
--tatte-setsall, and Roaieswtet-alloistillY
. go away. with her lord ,ancl master'.
One morning, tt. fire N1''' as
'idiScovercd itt he lever portion of
• the • town hall, •Cornwall. The
• etlarta was given, and the Rieman of
•' thi) steam engine, who is also care-
taker of the hall, and lives near by,
•• 'endeavored to. get of the cells,•where
•tWo mell were confiaed.The tor-
rent of sineke that rushed out pre-
• . vented his entrance. • With . great
•'difficulty scime of the 'inert• ' made
their way to the acne and got ,sita
alto • body of a .tettia onutied John,
•Csaig..• The other man in the cella
• was: a French barber named John
• LouVie, and his body was not eat;
,•trioated for fully an hour afterwards,
• atshen it was • nearly cooked. The-
• lite was pat out after it :had been
,b,urning about., two • hours. Ifr is
• supposed to bate) been started by
14ne..cor' other of Ole Prisoners while
• snaelting in tho cella, as they were
not searched Previous to hello', ititie-
• teem, ••
XMIMIC54.14.
.s.—A destructive wind storm swept
• over Arkansas last week, accompaas
bad by rain and ha Stores were
unroofed and stables and shopa
blowxt down in various pasta..
Hoteick, a captain in the
Salvation, Army, of Pokeepsie, has
. been waited, tharged with ood-
• in 1oUu Ln'wn s tiervisnt girl, 18
a
r of these statues.
The fact t iee objects are to be
tenant i 1 (mina is not quite
0 1 • or of the defendants.
ell understand that certain
.
con
1
wot of art are kept in receptacles
where'strtista can go and, study, as 1
undeystand that there can be dissect- .
ing rooms -whore a: phydietau eaago
and • study hunian • organiem, and
search into the entrails of naked
humanity, Neitherwould muni-
cipal authorities have anything :to
say against the citizen who would
chooae to hav.0 in- his parlor nude
statues or paintings for the eclifiee-
tion of his .children, or as a piece of
pilgrimage for :his blonde, and they
would leave the question to be (le-
aded_ by thesszetigiona _Authorities;
Bat the thing is different, when _sine
comes and .janposes these-.,nudities
upon the, public. • And I Cannot ses.
what the peeple can gain by seeing,
• against their will, tho different pts
of the body, the Moro nameof whith
ause an. boneet woman: to
'1
Alention has, been anade of
lithe Crops which aeanclalizes
uo'4 I nauSt say, in the first
'•16Ses. that I know of no picture
or Christ Complotelktude, although
• these is a great difference betWoon
the exhibition of 0 man's body and
.that of e• Woman:* HoweVer, when
one can show the body °fat woman
torn to pieees and deed through love
for hunianity, Ilion a coMparison
may be. egablished Without blas-
phemy. Again if the statues offered
to. our admitation • were. chaste in
their undity4„as tlie GreekslaVe'it
the7y 4:ePresen'eeetatedied, penttenta„
martyrs tvhci, in the last COvalsiolis
of death; gathered the Pieces ' of
theirgttiments font. •otf•by „the wild
beasts, in order to cever.theineelv•es,.
a repentant 'Magdalene' all in tears,
'it might be• fferent. • No, the statu-
ette here referred:to is simply the,
representation of a bacchante, in a
laseivious position, her limbs stretelf-
'eds the better to expose: herself.
-Some .of the witneises for the de-
fence •host. • been skind eaough to
• admit that•the people here are not
prepared, for this kind of exhibitions..
but that they •slaotild be educated to
it, • .There aremany theori'es With
respect to .eciepation, and the whole
depends upon. whet it is desired to
inspire., the: people with. if it is
lust,..sensaality,, le ,
ardiress title. is
certainly the hest •School;•• ..13ntagein,
I Mistake saying that Oa would
he the best meanerfor there-. is one
still mere effeetiVe, whieh would be
to allow w:onian to expose themselves
node iii Show window:4 on the streets
and in publie squares; And. why
• not, with the pretension *of educating
the people by means of nude•staties,
not have also the pretensioniof ex -
that worka., of art alone- are to be
•:toterateds, that is to say, those which
best. itnitate,•natitre, then •the end
would be More eirsily attained with
.fhe ortgTntd. "VillTrays-Etaismuss
"show itt e picture what, is every-
srliereelse hisiden,-by e true monse
of slanno 1" • • . •
Honor found ,defendants
• eat i 1 ty liesars, Sbai'p1cyitis said
'will carry the matter to a hiller
;court..
esh
, Css •
.*icI•
"You Bay this man is a ecounarel 1"
"1 do, judge, an' I want the- word.
to mean all it was built to 'nub
too,"
"What hes lie done that makes
you think eu
"Deno `I WV, sureet jernsalein,
judge, ha's done everything but pay
his honest debts."
"You'll have to be a little more
explicit than that. What has he
doue to lose your good -will?"
"Done a Why, consaru it all,
jesige, he's made fun. of me behind
only back, because 1 was Wm, cross-
eyed, au' what's mere, judge, he cut
around that gal 0' mine, lookin'
sweet at her an'. soft sodder
till she gets it in her head he was an
the marry, ale what does she do but
go an' fool away four dollars in a
bonnet that )itie durn nigh es putty
as any dog I ever saw, au' all for the
Sake of =kin' herself look more at-
traetin',to hit -II, as you might say;
an' jast as she'd. gone to all that ex -
an' wasted enough to keep a
man of my tempera' habits in liquor
most a month, instid4of bola' on the
pint 0' poppiu' as both her and her'
mother had. built on, what do -you
think the oroolcednose hoss thief up
au' done, judge 7"
"1 give it up. Unwind a little
more. , .
"Well, sir, what does the fish-
liVeredoff-scottrin! do but 'whirl right
round au' marry a hussy with freckles
and red hair, with not meen half
the good 'leas of my gal; an not.
ono- quintar as much-atyle.
judge, who hadn't laid Out a cent
on his account or even lost •a wink
of sleep a spoonin' with him, and
there's my gal with nothin' htib a
broken heart a,n'..a bonnet that's less
in the fashion every time the sun
• sets to show for the time she • fooled
away on Mtn, Is it any wonder Any
ease look thin,:jadge I I can stand
up tildesany sort of translation that
Comes in a regular way as long as
there's a drop m the jug, but .I tell
you, judge; this thing of being bile-
tered when yon was expectin', a
Poultice., makes me, howl.
•
'Greeks of haviug.intreducod entire-
ly nude 'statues—iota Rome, and
Plitatei eomplains of the corruption
Of art, in los' There is noth-
ing: surprising in this, when the
most pernieiotts passions- were deals
ed. It is net emit surpriaing that,
during the firat years pi' Chrialianity,
thee hristians,, just out of 'the filth
of idolatry, had but little horror of
objects whieli Were nen esierywitere,
in temples:, pablic squares and
palacee. Christian" art Men appear-
ed and itequired a high degree of
protection. 'Hero His Honor ,totve
0:lengthy • quotation front PAbbe
Gamin); who states that • the aim of
the artists was then to express spirit-
,
BITTERS, NOT mmaLAus,
'Mary" said, a husb.tud, as theY
were about retiring! 'Mary I think
1 hear burglars trying to 'break in.
I will go down stairs and investi-
gate,' ' •
'No, joint, you needn't go,' •
'011, but, Niary, 1 must P
'John, now I say you needn't go
The other night, when you thought
you lieerd burglars and went -down
stairs, y.dE, didn't find any, did you
'Well, that was because you
didn't look for burglars.' -
'Yes, I did.' ' •
'No you didn't John. YOU
aian,b knoW 1 sneaked down stairs
after you. I saw you go into the
sitting room, open your desk, take
out an . anti -Scot bottle, put it to
your lips mad take a hearty, swig:
John, there -was whiskey in that
bottle. No doubt, John, you were
very dry, but your Weis won't work
• to -night. It's bitters you *We efter,
not burglars.'
HE PREACHED 'ELOQUENTLY,
Near Monticello, NY., for years
Henry Papaw, a fernier living in
the thinly.settled district, lutd been.
a model of probity and•piety for
'the .residents of the settlements
thereabouts. Hie :gift ',as. a, lay
preacher and. exile) ter were Such that
his services Were in'constant deinalid
at religions meetings held in the
neig•hborimed: 'services Were
freelyand4. willingly given..
short time ago Pollan, was proetrated
by • illuSss; His. physician, finally
pronounced • the 'illness modal.
When the patient was told that he
could not live he called- his family
-around his bed4ide and confessed
CUSHING'S MANUAL -IN
• COURT, ' •
•
r A raw citizen of Idaho was elected
ajustice of the peace, and the only
law book he had was a Cushing's
• Manual. The first case before him
was that of a cowboy for killing a
steer. When, the case was called
the only lawyer in the: little 'town
was there to defend -the prisoner.
• "As there is no counsel for the
'other. side,' he said, "1 make a
• motion that the case be diamissed."
• The justice looked .over his Manu-
al.
"A, "notion has to be seconded,"
he said. • •
• "I aecond the motion," prenatally
responded the prisoner.
• "The motion.has been 'made, and
seconded, that the case be dismissed,"
said the court. •
, •
• "All in favor will 1 please • say
that, toiwithstandinn•0 all his peat
prefeseions of piety and the life of
apparent ;uprightness ii lived, he
was in' reality an .nurepentent sin-
ner. One ,of his Most .fiiitlifal and
ardent admirers, and. a brother in
the—same' church,: . was Andrew
Brady. •The dying: lay preacher
confeased' that he ..Ited stolen two
sheep belone0ino-0 to brother Brady
and had 'profited -by their Pessesaion
and their increase. Ha' exhorted his
family- to solemnly prothise to
reStore to the wronged brother .not
• only the two sheep . bolongine. •to
• him, but all of „their altaural°
itt-
ciase or a nut:ilk:a: :cif she°
ent t iereto, •
•
.5
• "The prisoner and his attorney
voted eye.
• "AH opposed say 'no'
Nobody; voted.• .
• "The mi
otion s canied and the
• case is dismissed," remarked. the
coast. "A. motion - to, adjourn is
now in order." • . •
• The prisoner Made the mOtion and
the court adjotnned.
A LAWIER WHO PRACTICED
BY EAPs,
---e-e
Among the Mends of Greyer
Cleveland when he waapracticing
law was another attorney, but 011e
9r rather different Stamp: than the
num of deatiny. The driend was it
bright fellow, but with tile bump of
laziness abnermally developed.
He was not a well-read lawyer, and
whenever it was necessary for him
to use a deoision bearing on any -
point it was his habit to loungeinto
Cleveland's office eml casually worm
tho desired information out of his
friend's mental storeheeee. 'Grover'
was not ao• dull as not to appreeiate
the feet and to reeent the Sponging
—not so -much boons° the process
was worthy of that name, but be-
cause he willed to spur his friend
on to more energetic work.
One day the friend came in on
his mold errand, and when Cleve-
land had beard the preliminaries
used to the pumping process, the
letter 'told his questioner that he
tad 'given him all 'the information
en law matteis that: he was going,
te.
• 'There are my books, said You can reCleve- ss
'hrn. ad 101.1.1OW11
se `
elaands,;and. y.ou're quite welcome l't) ;
use to4.
'See here, Grover Cleveland,'
said the friend, 'I want you to
understand that 1 don't seed.lew.
-I practice entirely by ear, and you
.and your books can go to thunder! .
EARLY SNAKES. A SIGN OF
A, DRY SUMMER.
."When a nan kills a milk snake
• in his: spring house, thee water
snakes in his duck pond and a big
black snake in his 'back nieadew,
• and surpriSes a toad ha the vesy e.ct
. • •
of being introduced into the maw
of another •blaelsenake not ten rods
'from his kitchen door; all on the,
7th of May; it is tolerable good.
evidence that the:gentle spring is
with us, isn'tsitr, said fannies Wm.
• Frazier, of. the township,- Be .de-
elares teat opened the snake
season of l'886„in this lively Manner,
and that nothinser -could:shave been
• farther from his thoughts ken
anake hunting,. '
• "I don't like such an early be-
e,
oillnill" . of the snake caniaie0
n "
• said • lie. "It's. .a sore sin of
a dry summer • When • snalcies be-
A GOLDEN OPPORTRN,Iry.
"Why, aunt, ' said a bloomii),
young lady to her anoieut spinster
relative, as -they steed waiting on
the corner, "you don't really mean
to get ou thabercrivded car, do your .
•• "That's just what I've been. ivait- •
ing for," replied the entique, grimly. • -
"It's all very well for you Voting
girls to talk,;litit when I get a Chance'
to sit in a luau's lap I ain't geingto
weate it."
, • . •
' HEX FRUIT OPEILOLVE4.--This
is the season • when hens run mad.
and *iil not be ecanforted unless
they can hide away somewhere and• •
sit day and iiiir,flit on a wooden 'nest • :
.egg es an old door „limb. , Several •
men were discussing this question '
in a eiroeery store' one evening rea
• centry. . A man -who owns a large'
-flock' of Dorkings Tomarkild"NOT
even au. aet Of Parlienient can break".
up e satin' hen.' . "Ever tried jam- '
min' em under e barrel and pouria'
water on, em V demanded a Man on .
the sugar barrel. "Yes,' aaid the :
Dorking nyan,"I've poured water osis..n
‘eni till they grew web-footed-, likk.'
a blamed .duck, aud afterwards found ..
'eni in an old coal hod satin' away .
On.himpa .oleoer." "Tie a red,.raga&
. aroundone wino," said a men whe
was . eating. :caw:), and': Crackers .
f
.That'll fix 'one, 'Might as'. wel
• Offers:sun a ciaromo,' said the Dorking
Man ::‘I tied a whole red. Woolen
shirt on one last spring; and aog ray
,cats if She didn't make a nest of it
and set three weeks on the buttons!"
Then the gracei5Saidit was time'. Us's- • .
close up, and. each man girded. 4.
• his loin, and itowlsr filed Out .
. •
•
Donald, a staunch Ilighlander, was
at n festive raeetitig Where; in 'it gush-
: .
ing.spe'ecii, a clergyman proposed
thntonst .—iThe ' Gaelic Language,' .
Donald during the speech looked
sullen, and slunk. lo the door at the ,
.giii_to .foraguigQat1y in the sprial6 end of it. • A friend, who:was present
I don't know why; but I'ke noticed and noticed this, met him next day .
it to he a fectsfor the peat ten years.
It first attracted my attention hi
18.76. In the epriiag of that•yoar I
went: eta to 'my wood pile one -walla
day in March and found a. big, rat
tlesuake coiled up on my -aXe, and
he was as lively a specimen as I• ever
saw. Before the 1st of Rrtiy. 1 kik
lett moie than thirty snakes of dlr..,
feront.ktnde on and about my farm,
an4 they vigre, just as early and
plenty all throligh this neighbor-
. hood. ' The drought we hast that
year was .ono of the worst . eves
tato tyn. ,... - •. ' .
'
•
"41 was the same in 18O. ono of
• my boys .kitiod three water snakes:
en St: Patriek's Day that year and
it was as cold: as Greenleinl: tee,
Crops literally burned up that yteti.
So they...did in '82, when -the snakes
made. 'their appearance early in
April. If -the rtdo weskit this year
I will sell My farm.
- died' the next day. The
morning after he was buried oue of
'the Sons drove e•good4iized noel. Of
sehecip-stos:AndreW Brady's, „Mined
• theminto his 'foldssand astounded
the brother by (1.111101111.0142,t1t1t the
sheep .tvetostrie. • :Wilma told Why
the'sheop were. his,. I3rother .Brady
wept. The followers of the late
Farmer Pellam's religioos instruc-
tions grieve over .his unfortunate
• errer, hut rejoice over his. timely
• repentaneo, end, hold 'his • memory •
• t.I. 'licitly the body of the Mies*
. .
ing men, James IM,rd, who resided
near Oranbrook,. was found doacl,
on the farm of Peter Robertson, 9th
con, of Grey.' The: body was acci-
dently diseovered lying in the G•ov-
eminent draiii,-tibtallts.3_0, rods • from
the .railway culvert. A—nuissengsr.
"araa a6 ()nee sent for a Coroner and
the rindsof the &lensed were al-
io.' notified'. The body weetoken
home and 'on• the following day an s
inquest was held. at Cranbrook- by.
A. Huteheson; M. D,,.
Yrom' the evidence. it (ippon% that
(lowed 110(1 been drinking liquor
front a flask which la carried. With
him. The jury bcoogla in the. folJ
lowing Votdict ; that 'the deemed,
•
James 'MK dailie to his death by
failing through the •calvert ooll the
railway track into the winos,"
• THE SMALL BOY AGAIN: -
• A temperance dectuyer,• who was
ivoreed from his wife; took tea with
a: family who had a young son of
the most frank and impudent type..
i st :the eel:wore:Won , ,
this youth, Who hadheard his par-
ents make • continents open the
.(1 i vo roe of Om locturot from his wife,
blotted •out :
MI'. O0tkt11i'l, whnre's yoM.; 'wit() 1"
.The qnestion was :so loudly Ora
• and so alretipt that th, men hadn't.
the 'presence of mind to fell the boy"
he was imputient,".-hut. flushed and
coughing, he replied ...
. don't know!' • ,
"Divorced, mother says," continns
ed the talions yo nngs tot •
"Er..—well------yes," coughed the
meharraesed, "Good Tvinplar,"
"Shoot the 'divorce," shoaled the
eon and heir ; "what if you don't.
agree 1 Fight it out, c.lje wayfather •
and mother, dose :" • 7
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and shid—ii would liaise thought that
• &Highlander, end sueli a true one ,
you, Donald,swould have been proud ,
or what the itilhigur sair—Ividn't-he
: butter you up enough about the,
.0-ae1io1artguttge ?' gOu ay, he said' a
dessi untie than' he need hae - dune.
Didna 'lid 'say , that. Adam ,cda . Eve
spoke Geelle, and. the t Gaelie was the
lang'age spoken in Paradise ?' 'Ys,
but Wet should not'.worey, you; that.
W55 to prove how ancient a was.
'Ay, but that's just what pre mei he
sae vexed, for if Adarn.and.Eve spoke
Goalie in Paradise, the deevil, dae ye
no nosee must' lute been* a Theism—
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