The Huron News-Record, 1886-04-21, Page 6"What Say Yon ito a Piece of Ous'ertoo''roN3 • of the Stomach. I
Roast ll eel aiiL tYlustarQ r. • Liver and Bowels', .are promptly reg
well, there Is much to be said. The question
Whig .asked of the banqueter at the average•
boardinghouse, calls up reminiscences of close con
titluity to the horns. and beefsteak three cuts
south thereof. lie, of course, will Putt. unless it
occurs to hum that be needsa hinge for his trunk.
lfhould there be any suffcrin,g, from the effects of an
indulgence in finch sinuous fare, use iti4(lregor'p
Speedy Cure, a sure and effectual remedy for
Dyspepsia, ^Constipation and all affections of the
stona.tch and liver. gold by ail druggist. 2'rtal
4.,ottica iren. 875 qt
• in the J?esllawaur Cemetery in
India ,• 13 the following epitaph:
at4acretl to the memory of the Rev.
-,, missionary, aged -,'murdered
by his'chowkidae. 'We'll done, thou
goodand faithful, ser.viiot.' "
Die. Lows Pr.cas.t:.1r Woltr SYRUP
-An agreeable, safe and effectual
eeredy, . to r'erove all kinds of
SVOrma. .�•'
SI'1'IL0E1% COUGH and C'oneumptlou
Cure is sold by J.1f, Coznbe, Clinton, ori
:i guarantee. it cures t:ousunlpilule •
-. —.-. .—.._.. ser--
. - qeJ:y '
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IllUC'1 INA I.FCTLE.
• Hamilton „Demi, writing from
Ftu►'ns, Ont•,.snys he wasatlicteti with
hilbla ns which weed" ' very sore. and
,ain fur and whichnothing relieved
until ht, tried lingyard's Yellow, Oil;.
less'. than one bottle cured him:.
An unknown man stepped up to
• 1iev. Talmage once and said : •"Well,
sir, I am an evolutionist,.end I want
to discuse the question with you. I
am also an annihilationist. 1; believe.
that when I die that will be the end
id me." <•'1'hantt'Ciod for that l'! .de
voutlyejactilated Mr. Talmage, as he
svalkee1'ot;and left the man perfectly
(tared'
•
Ii1Ye are glad to learn that the'
• "Pain• 7iiller" is' 'haying 'se large a;
Tale in our. eity. We have every tea-
' son' to believe. lt't(, be all :almost.
never•failing sure• for pain, and 'is a
medicine thatno'family should be
Without•,-.!llontreu./ !'lift. '
c- 1.1TARRTI.CUREi), healthanticiveet
breath secured, by t hiloh's Cita rh
Remedy.' Pritfe 00 rent$. .Nasal •In=
jector free. Sold byJ. Comb''. 3111y
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NEAR STARVATION'S DOOR.
Mrs.' Nelson W. Whitehead,. of
Nixbn, was a 'chronic'. sufferer- from
:dyspepsia and livrr complaint, and;
waasearce'ly able to. take .the . most
selnpae noui'ishnient. Even a swallow
of water caused: great distress.• Two.
bottles .of . Bnrtlock Blood Betters.
cured •her,.when all else failed. She
heartily reoommends• this remedy to
all sufferers...' 347.53.'•
•
Beneath the affuigent rays of a
liibernalmoon they wandered 'ou.in
blissful happiness A dreemy'Still-
ness reigned around, when suddenly
elle raised these' tlazzlinn eyes,"and
with a longing gaze upon the )queen
of night,'' mlirgitlreile''l'ell ine,•Jaek,.
why do poets !ball yam, the silent,
Fp moon?' 'Darling,' lire replied in a
voice broken with einotion,: 4n de
e' ive you . would be ntarl:wee; it is
fleas. named because there is no.
woman in -it.'• Considering the re-'
suit produced by this explaration, he
• has resolved to withhold in future
his (QpiniOfson matters, asti'onotni-
ettl.
$lItLOIi'S vu'.0 : i'R i . what you:
Beed for Constipation, Loss of Appetite,
it .eleess, and all Symptoms of Dyspefie
sic. Price 10 -and '75 cents per hot:lo.
Seel by J: IC Combe. 835.7•
' • WORTII• REJf.EJIBEIIINC '
- f u a long letter fttom John, If.rhlall
Cape Ti,fieton, N,' S,, he
says': [believe were -it. not. for Bite -
dock Blood Bitters L should- bo in
my grave. It cured me • of kidney,
and liver complaint • and general de.
which bad nearly provedlfatal,
- E87 -2t.
•
A lady' who lives net 1Q0 triiles,
from Fairmount 1'ark'has 1t •pony of.
which she is very 'fond, butnot • long
91000 8110 thouglltrthat he was a little
droopy, 90 sha called in a. veterinary
:iugeon, who prescriberl'a powder. for
the a ktn •fav
orlt
@..T►
A. net.morn..ingse
said to !ler man of all work :
"it'at, dill. you •give•the_pony his wedi-
. "I put it with his hay, main,'
was thereply,'4tlut' he's the ctthiiing
est little•baste t iver'Saw IIs' it all
the hay, but not o.. -bit nf.the powther
rtt i he touch at•all. O}r, 1!11 fool him
• to night. 1'11 give It to•hftn suite." The
' next Morning the lady called. Pet
egain,and was surprised. isar!• to see him
looking. very rueful "What's tate mat
ter now ?' said ahs "T'aith,mutn,T got
a big glass pipeatt'.1 put,the Medi
eine itt tt, en' f. nickeil the pony 'in
the corner, L' put 'the pipe, tn.. }lie
tnouth an"viros jilt goln' to blow it
-;h(vn-iiitoehf:n;-butlla breetiter'1-tn. st-
art' t hey the powther. he me instid
Nor volts, Debi IitfittCll'
`'r •i are allow& 1 4 free trial nf-tltil'hv
of the ase of Dr. Dye's Celebrated
Voltaic Belt with Ctleetr:a• Snapensot'y
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{J"niplete ie•ateceti•'a to health-, vigor
an't, neenttoed '(i;uaranteed. No risk is
tncttreedt, Illustrated pttmphletl with
Lilt tnfirmnt'on, terr^3, etc , .lurlCedt:'
tea' he addreating 1,f51 c 1lelt (lav,
4140, dbrail, sties , 3) Sy, -e? :1.
N
Moved by ittional Pills, 3115 4t. , I
Scientific young lady to young
editor: "What a wonderful thing ie 1
apace, stretching away beyond.reach
of thought! Do youcontemplate its
Immensity?' . Young editor: "In.
deed, l do. [ have to fall seven col -
emus of it first rate every week or
the oldefis after q e."
llantllton IIaSppen lt>t; s.
There is now tieing manufactured hero an
article for instantly.' reJLtorhig pain ofauty acute
external nature anti it iscerta my tho uta t nor 'mit
,care for Neuralgio.,'tieadachu, Toothache and the
like that has ever been tried. It is caned nine
Lightning from the rapid tn:uluor In which it acts,
and is manufactured by hleGrebwr hC ['arks. Sold
a Clinton by the druggist. 8s5 it
A VALUABLE FIND.
;Fames Alex. Sproul, of Orangeville,
says he }ins found Burdock- Blood
Bitters to be the best medicine he.
ever took for kidney .complaint, with
Which he was long suffering. ng. Ile tie
elates B.. B.. B. without a•rivltl,
• CROUP',. WItOt.PING COUGH and
Bronchitis immediately rel;evr'il by
Shiloh's Cure, Sold iiy d,It. Uoinbe,
r335 -y
T,thelberta- f want a pair of slip
pees for pa. Number tens pleltse'
and -squeaky.: GenielSltnewaket'-
Squeaky miss? I m afraid we ['aven't
any of that kind, :IEthelberta-I'm
so sorry. Couldn't you make . hem
a squeaky pair ? There is a dirtain
young gentleman who visits me fre-
quently, and and it would be very
convenient for him .to know just,
when pa is coining, '
A 11• IDE-, RANGE..
A. wide' range of painful affections
may •be met withll;agyard's Yellow
011.. Jain'es 9I. Laiv-s'on; eT Woodville,..
Unt., speaks of it inhigh terms Ior
rh'eiumi,tism, Janie back. sprains. and
Many painful complaints too nume-
rous to tnelltton, It is need inter-
nally or externally, 387•1 t.
Foe Rough conditions of the skill,
Shampooingthe head, Pimples; .Er=
upt'ions and Skin diseases, luso Prof.
Cow's Sulpher,'Soap.,
SLEEPLESS N (:I1f , mncle miser-
able ley that terhil.>e venial]. SI1il(i1t's
Cure Is.. the remedy for you. cold by
J. II. Carui:e. f, 285 y
Thies 'ri.udish ' young men.' el
!ler irk'.nr (.Jodi a, debitfed to call upon'
three young phtr: wito were not at
all ani'oua to'. see' them. They diva
call, rigged out in their best elq hes,.
were usheredinto the eiarlour, and
there found conspicuously displayed
a quart of saltand a 'spoon.. Alter:
gluing et these for some limo• and
waiting in vein for the' youull.Women,
the callers came to the conclusion
that : they. ' wt re, indeed, tno fresh;
and went home. ' "•
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o:L unilt•,n Ont ,
faro tite mantif tcturers of the
greatest healing and purifaing.coapound•known
for Sores, Burns, ' Cuts, Scalds,. Salt Ilheunl; •
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Carbolic Curate. Be sine and got the genuine
McGregor d: Parke's Carbolic C'eiato sold by yowl
druggist2 o. a box. 385•11
p ltE1::tr ti's'WORN Rowe mai destroy
anti" remove -tyoi me wlthout injury to.
adult or tiilant.
• TIIAI' HACKING ooron ciin. he so
quickly cured 't'y tIbitoh's ('111.1', \Pe'
guarantee it. „Boit! hyJ:H, Combo. 335
The late Rev. rather :Dunlop, of the:.
TJ P Urluucb, Dp.nsfries, while
inakln ,•,phis : pastoral visftstions
among some of tlteonuntry members
of his' !lock, came to a farm house,'
where he was' expected, ,anti,• the
mistress 'thinking that he would be.
min, need of refreshments, 'proposed
that' ho shopld take his tea' before
engaging inex•ereisesr and-sa.itl slie.
would -soon have it • really, Mr. Dun-
lop replied, ''1 aye tak' my tea better
when my tvark's dune. I'll just .be
gsun on, Ye Ban, hinec the pan on,
=antlett the-deer-a.literesii-J'l1 dtzaw-to-
n close.in the prayer when I:. bear the
hath .fizzin'.' ••
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