The Clinton New Era, 1886-05-07, Page 7•
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FEIIDAY, MAY. 7, 1886 .
T'.1.,+`WS NOTES:"
Toronto store clerks .are agitating for
a.'weekly half holiday.
laughed and said; "'when I tell; you.
you'll be rotted, I stun you won't be
long: I did not know how many forms
he wished me to assume ; however,, I
was glad be •did not call me flat'
e ••Grout destitution prevails among the• lie Ma. Ailed A I utoAy with fled massa°
poor an 'the 'lately inundated districts 1 a You say this man, is a scoundrel 1'
• of Montreal,
Ur. D. H. Williams, of London, has
been appointed inspector under the Scott
.Act for est Middlesex,
Paris does. not Appear to prosper: un-
der. protection. During the past .year
heli population has' been reduced by
200,000 people; and there are 47,500
flats at present unlet,
At West Lorne, on Thursday, Fred
1rlarr had itis band almost severed from
the wrist while at, work in Greer's saw-
mill. Idle, other hand was taken off in
a threshing. machine some years •ago.
The United States President is as
good as married already, .notwithstand-
ing his indignation and protestations.
-The papers and some of the relatives of
the young lady leave settled tlie'business-
for him.
An ingenious notion has been ptit in
practice in the new circus in Paris. The
Johnson sisters perform aquatio. feats in
a swimming bath lit by electricity •from
.below, the theatre 'other wise being•
en-
tirely dttrkenocE:'---'
An astonishing tisk story'. comes
from the topics;.. tn wit, that a ship:
which 'hada hole knookeil in her side
was saved from sinking by n large fish
that came alongside and,,,was sucked in-
to the aperture by the.rush of Water and
stuck there.. s •
An Elk' Carden, \1'. -1'a., telegram
'saga :=:Tho suffering.' 'and destitution.
among the coal miners in, this and.
George's Creek region is 'becoming ter-'
rible. Hundred's of famil'o, are withont•
theiso monecst • neceSsuvies .of life,- wo,`
• Men cThsparr,ing' and half sta ved "child-
• ren aro crying from hunger
• . The. model husband has. been.found
• at Reading", Pit..,. -a t.tLhis; name of
` 'stock. He -'scrip. his wire to Europe, and
• -kept lier in luxury until slie rail away
with another' man. Then be arranged"
with. her for a divorce that she mi:;ht• _
• Marry her new love, and, din bidding her
"'"goiicUliye; told her. whon.,she wanted a
true friend to let 'hint know. •
. The revenue from intoxicating liquors-
in Britain and Ireland has decreased by
one-fdurth in the Twit decade. How.
can it be otherwise 'when:` there , are'
millions of children. enlisted in the•Z3and
of Hopo.'attached to the' 'Christian 'Sun-•
stay schools of Britain-antz'.Ireland, 'who:
grow up biased towards teetetail snh; A.
few years ago all Britisii children, were
taught-te-1-rink-bear-at-
' do, ,judge,. and I want the word to
mean all it was builtrto carry too,'
' What bus he done that makes you:
think sal' •
*'.te'ne't WIey, si¢eetJerusalem,jndge,
he's done everything but pay his honest
debts.'
‘You'll have to be a little more ex-
plicit than that. What nae be done to
lose your good will l'
'Done 1 Why, .consarn it all, judge,
he's Made fain of tee behind my back,
because 1 was born cross-eyed, and what
is.
more„ judge;, he cut round that gal of
mine, looking sweet at her, and talking
soft sodder, tillshe gets it inher head
hy. was on the marry, an' what does she
do but go an' fool four dollars on a bon-
net that was darn nigh: as putty as any
dog T ever saw, and all for the sake of
main' herself more attract:in' to hiw;
as you might say, and just as she'd gone
to all that expense, and' wasted enough.'
to keep a man of my temperit habits in
liquor most •a month, instid of being on
the pint of poppin' as both her and her
mother had built on, what do,you think
the crooked -nose toss thief up an done,
judge
' I give Weep, Unwind a little more.''
' Well, sir,. what does the' fish -livered
of•sootirin' do but whirl right: round an'
marry a hussy with freckle's and red
•hair,. with not mor'n half the good looks
of my gal, judge, Who hadn't,' laid out a
cent on leis account or even lost a wink
df sleep_spoonin' with bine, there's my
gal with nothin' but a broken; heart and
a bonnet theles less in the fashion, every
tinea the sun sets, to show•for the time
she'feoled•away onJiim. Is it any won-
der my' earslook thin, judge? I can
stand up under. any tribulation that'.
comes in a regular way as long as there's
a drop in the jug, but I tell you, Sage,
this; thing of being blistered when yon
was expectin' a poultice,•makes me howl
an' I can't.; help it to save. me gizzard.
' If I should:drop a., few tears: incourt I
hope nobody won't laugh at the weakness
of a sufferin' man Who. has shaved with •
a dull razor`. time: an'• again 'without
fiincbin.' -
. "Weep and 'pass' o1=; the coiut is,
hungry.',,
Nortltwe. t. Neanda,.
TLIL rani 'RAI ITY AND GENERAL IMISGOdq '
MENT.PROV'J.I) int THE MISSIONARIES.
fter ,,,,iying•'altchte evei lit to•what_
In Canada, efhere theStely tion Ai•my was sai'd'in reply to Sii' Iiector•and "D►,'
rognmenced".ui�ork three ,years and ti half Fei•gucon, as' well as to the'•denials of
• age, t a "_. . '' • , a i • . ._. _ Qr.'.atSt9'Y,4—a-n#1. ;.Ofl1'v'.e^ iii•
:500 efficees: Of -these rleeFs 4 frbtvi'-'-foT 'd t o e levo• that the -charges of act
been raised' ill Canada '' Vivre is an teal sta vation,.;of the supply, in itnpro-
. average attendance of 20,000 at' the .'7; • per rood, and e£ the immorality: said.to
o'clock Sunday ;laming knee drill. The' ' he promoted'' by the Caovei rirlieiit. em
War Civ has a :circulation, .of ` 32,000 ployee,�, are sustained by ample evidence
weekly,. a'n.1 the'I.ittle Seldier; a•n organ that haS not been'..disproved. • • 7 1,
••• for little ehildren, a crrculaion.Of 1 W..he?n the Pet'. John Mepeega11 stated`
4i0t•1'.. There is set ting••ltccorrnnlocla'tioq that the. promises inane to the Indians
in. Canada lin ;70,000 Of t•ho Working .have been broken,...., and ;that they.
people: • ..• have Green + badly treated'by Indian,
Fro t it. \S tsbington 1c tea 7iidne vents --when he speliks of:'':the'shuime=
, Baskin tells • nae that though Brigha r fief and irninera•1 lives of ntan�? of the'em-:
Young left over 71,000,000, his child ployees,' and asks for.'•enlployeds of the`
ren are fast going throngll'It. Many of. Indian Department:who• will,' be true
tho girls have net tg►•necl out well, and their coirtitl t; if not•tlrerr God,who •ia
ate iii pliintoit nosh' of-tlie'chililret have `refrain from +lieen-tiousness-blasphemy;
T1, -,E POPULAR
GOOdS 1-10;USell
Lt wrws I3.4R:o,
These Rea:dy Made Sits
Which we introduced two weeks -ago are -nearly all sold, aux
today we open the second consignment, We find that the
cut and style are right and 'the workmanship excellent, while
prices place teem within the reach of all persons who require'
• a suit of any kind. a °
A. Fairly Good Suit -first -Class cut, $5.
A Good serviceable Tweed Suit,, Nice colors, $7
A Dandy Suit, -.fit to be worn on your wedding
day for' $10,
A, FULL ^ AN.T1 OeF. PLETF. -LINE QF
WOISTBD& T
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Ooating
Alice ' STRIPED TRO W SERINGS • for. the ordered clothing
• •department: b
We have tile• '
rte • to '
a st wits.. °ln STIFF , �ATS`�
NECKWEAR, .LINEN • and. CELLULOID COL-"
LARS- and CUF> S, and SILK •SQt AR S
Kindly Iook through,our stock -before buying your:otitfit.
°minion Playing Mil
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CoopejP � � Swaffieid.
SUCCESSORS' TO
H. STEVENS & SON- • CLINTON..
manufacturers Of SAsIr, Dopes, BLINDS, FLOORING-, SIDING,,
CEILING, MOULDINGS, FRAMES, -PICKETS, &C., and all kinds of
Interior and. Exterior' Finishings. LATH and SA_ 'LE
on, hand, Mill on Wellington IN&' s kept
_ g on St., opposite Woollen Mill.
PLANS lrin SPECIFICATIONS,
_ ..... . I'REPA RED.
►�. S.: Cooper,
•GIIEAT-DISCOUNT -SALE
B'00'3 e °AN? ST=OPS.
AT' t7 iJ- r " SHA:.NI^Ks
In order, to reduce nay large stock t' a room for Spring Eau: Sutra -net Goods, 1
xri give a •
DISCOUNT OF 10 -PER. CENT
On all Cash: Sales, until the.l5th of April. Now is •you,r' time• to get BOOTS and'
SHOES' AT and BELOW COST.- Be sure to call -and get the Best Bargain's in Foot
wear' that can be got anywhere Itemember 10.•percent,of£ for caste;
... .Tib:' 1 .r.: y.. r. .n. e � ..i:.1w u.. ... • .. � � -. .
a n :. C �:;Cruicskshan'k tile' :.B'oo
t 'Maki*.
ALBERT STREET,. BRICK. BLOCK, CLINTON
AN. . ELEGANT LINE: ` OF.
LON DESBORO..
• Fel• 14:idles', Gents' •and, Child ren's l elltr:'
HIGHEST•GRADES,'NEwEST STYLES, BEST QUALITY '
PRff('sr TO SLIT THE t111NS. __ - 'g(0$ 'PAi(1;N I\ EXc'r'C.>NOE,
CHAS. •.CAR'LIN.
BE. BLOCK:: CLINTON
The- eiindei•signed has just opened at:: Tew:Drug Store in
Jaeirson's New. B10e1r. Iiur rnt'Street;
Two•doors West of the City Book Store' where will be' found a. Complete assort-
ment of Fine DRUGS and C$E112ICALS, also- PATENT MEDICINES and
DRUGGISTS SUNDRIES..• Alt that the. ,ublicnma-ask for in. these' lines.. We have secured. 20 .half chests of • ver fine :.GOct
•P: S;--Otliceghangec nom iesl.zeia ■nig $Ger;.
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10' '1-1 : 10ZC!r71r'-,R^C'w'----;.
tat thane>tug his numerous.custolners.for tleir_liberal,patronage in the hast, begs to announce
the ability . of.their father. I curd.cross drnnkonnesS -and laziness;•' ho�cleset:ves - :th_at-ha'has.just•receavecla eplendki assort°lnent aL:
ya. i•
. • a curiousfuct in connection w ith-BT%bai r
• :Young the ether ;clay, And �1 th�aka�t��i�s that
Lhis_childiVecLacOl iinthe_S.atLL"heat
tre when it waas.first started • The t1or-
inons are not. prowl. of..this, and when
asked Mr. Caine about. It. on}i'dlay.lie
evaded• answering the -question
.Timm}• Closeout,, barkeeper.' at 'tire
' Three Graces,' Gory Canon, .Ariziorra,,
• has a tame rattlesnake whictli.:esbibits a
Tema rkal.lo amount 'of saggcity, Jiiirny
• - keeps ' Tootsy;' as be calls his pet, in'a
whiskey bottle behind the bar, and
whenever ti man who, hae had too roucli
enters and .,„deneatrcleja- tleinl," thee
barkeeper paces thesnake's bettie,;on
the counter.' `Tuotsy'• knows his cue,
and immediately rises flout the bottle.
•and rattles li nlarin. He also rattles:
the inebriate, with at once swears.'ofT.
-the:thanks 'Enid 'support° of .every.4rue4
patriot without regard to party ;interests'.
:ire quite: confident that Mr. 111c'
1 Murrill would not.leavo made the state'
meets contained in lids letters and inbis
intern iews.witb tlte•I\lail's coir*esponclent''.
unless he :;vas filly convinced of their
actual truth. It is not • fair to 1111 1\Ic-
Dougtt•t1 to say that. 40: declined to sub-,
stantiate thechargeshe had made, en
being asked tochose.. It certainly was
tier 'h•is business to_'tinct lvitnesses and
.bm'ing thermforwarc1 •-to.'prove.pubrcl.y
What lie bad stated. Wiiy'sheu]d he be
compelled to .p.ubllcly fight: the enibitt
terve-=.ttansoresSors whose iniquities he
Iia • deuo(ineed ? It ris. t e bad that. a
.manly: and .unpartisan condemnation' of"
t drsgradofnl .state- of things should sit-
enro•for ii• wan; clisparag:<enerit and"d s•.
credit instead of, the •approral his Con-
duct duct desvcs -Christian •GuaRlr to ' .-
• Thursday morning ' «Tosepb Uhler; a
fanner, 70 years of ago residing in the
town . of Caledonia, •Wisconsin, and re..
ported to he worth •
$00,000,, shot his
wife through ttierbody, inflicting a mor-
tal wotincl 'Tutt tragedy •occur°rc tl -at
the home: of her soar. •Tho• murderer
'their proceeded- , to his' ciwi 1tin'io,. and
shot himself fhroiigla the"hr •t(1 d i g in
s(t fitly -r nisi `u1 it l Leal' his wife, • in
.1'884, but they lived unhappily togetll-
err and e•fewweeks-ago=she-commence s-
prb ceedings .fou .divorce 'on tine grottnd.
of cruel tinct inhuman treatrlent, and
asked for' alimony, This fact is sup-,
posed to have led to the tragedy.
•I'no Many Worms.
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' sic a we u•i se ora:lnonth at: 45cts. by. the•51b caddie. This •
s to est va t e ever offered in.this cotnty.7 Don't
Q fail •to; go •i 'caddie before. it is all .sold. •
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,Wo ha' n'opened .a full:stool. of• •
New Valenta Raisins, A. Extra Selected Valentia,
Raisins Block Basket:Raisins -Seedless:
: Raisins; .Sultana: Raisins.
`NEW CURRANTS. .NEW:.SHELLED' ;t11IONDS '...NEW E •
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'Amax, �'
ORA .G.E .AND CITRON, PEEL... 2lbs..:G'OOD .MINE:1J :CANDY . ;
_ _ •• . DOR 2ur:Ts. Call and:Inspxect our Stock,
sP2Rai C a-Ootps
T116 D(tevil i► A4ichin nen.
Doteald, a. staunch Highlander, was
.at a frTstl,vi..meet'tng where, in a gushing
seech, 1t'cicrgymixu proposed the -toast :'
' l,he:Caaelic L;enbuage''' Donald during
the peeell stoked millet -4 and slunk to _ z
.rice-oleos-A-7freond;, v11ir 'cuapreserlt, ?.dnE�d U, ,� .... ._4, + ` '�,`l,"x .: $l0�`' ..�
and noticed it, met hint next day and • • NEXT '.DOOR < •TO 'fi•IE' CI'TI' BOOK- sTdI E; • C•LIJ<TTON.
would have thought that at
;I�lgTda let', aii(3 sliest Aitt oiietae yoit,
.BEDROOM -SETS O3V!`..SETS, 'PARLOR ►.SETS, LOUNGES
Donald,Iwouacl' have been proud fit what • • SIDEBOARDSCJ A1R & ^
the minister said. 'Didn't be butter f !
you up enough, about the ,Gaelic _ inn- Ain • A G1 NERAL .A8$oltTbr1NT or rte vrnY BEAT' •MAI)X.:1?..URNITUItE'1' •AT.
gunge? Ou, ay, be said iti dcal main y ' Es,
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than he need nae dune. Didtfa lie•say • ' •?(,�Itr.AC EL LD -,
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that Adam and. Eve spoke.. Gaelic, and
Many, funny stoties. lave-brift'told.of.x.thaatt4:44010 WAS _•the lam age spoken lb. ,ate momm.
the difficulties encountered by, French.
men in' trying to Blaster the English
.language. • Here is quite aneva one : A.
• 1+renclimatr. ; .C1.1tmbois, in conversation'
with Mr. Brown,. an .Englishmen, says :
am going tie leave my hotel. I '(paid
my bill yesterday, and I. said to 'the land-
lord, Do I owo yon"hnything else?' Ile
-said,'Yoet are hintere•i:*'1i'lrabkstrarige,'
said T, ' I lived so long 1 never -know 1
was square before.' Then as :1 was o
ingaw'ay he' shook nue by the stand say.
tuff ' 1 beim you'll be tented soon'' I
• • ;CorRlst.1'ct rnE.e,.1T4sT N.O91L9'iES IN . •
TWEEDS, ...DRESS` 'G 0
-EMBROIDERIES,
TWEEDS a specialty,'. and
made l3O.OfiS and .SHOES
ODS, PRINTS MUSLINS, TG1i M, :LACES;
SHIT '1`INGS, COTTONADEiS; DU6KS d, DENIMS
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a first-class' Tailor who•guarantees •a fit. A; full supply of haeicl;,
just 'arrived, for -the spring trade. A fresh .assortment of WALL j
BAP1gLL;,-newest patterns.
os. Cooper'-
INTON
My•
Stock• of. GROCERIES New nd•Fresh:. 'Try .00 cent'ioun fii`e .,
a ry g IIydA.it....t,J,aAe..l?4s.G. •
value evei'.offered, to.the publio: HARDWARE, CROGi';ERY end GLASSWARE, a .full
supply. LARD/Ng and CROWN OIL for anachinery, always -'on hand,. and everything .,
usually kept in a first•class country store. GOAL OIL 20 cents per gallon. Highest market -
price panl'in'tradiefor' RUT'TER, EGGS, •OATS, -„kc. "^Come one and all olid; inspect tn�y.
stock. No,ti•ouble to •show goods, .. ,• • •
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solve alss purobasad a largo quantity rd the BLUE -TIN TAG i3I r -DIN(. TWIN1.1
Bost'in.:the market which dotter :at the lowest possible•rate •'•' •
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l c1nJ A, Iviarcli 3tii isso
REST
j.'aradise ?' -' Yes, but that would: not
worry you'; that; was to prove how an-
elent it was.' 'Ay, bat that's just what
gar tl errs be -sae vexed, for if Adam and•
Eve spoke•Gaclie in Paradise; the doevil,
daa yeti no see,, must havo'itaeeil a. ITie-
1tuln7ntir.'
•e:
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Years of experience _
and successful trial have
' proved MoGre rer eC larks• Carbolic Cerate
Elio must complete and satisfactory compound
for healing Old Sores, i'esterinf;s, Uleers,Outs
Wounds, Barns, lomat Bites or Pelona, and.
for,•kesping oat the cold and to c]eanwe or pre-
ilaicl ' .I thoileglst o " 1 a[d tt sc. tuCrF: ' *,cutpined firth, sirrttTrine g n.►; li cay; • Tnsist
n y' u > t4 t5 1 ' err "'Ravin lvacliregor & fail. tx Carbolio •
T w you leas re l wilt bo rotinrl,' T -Ta. � e Z~.
QW ..... _...... ...... .... . . . ..... _ .Cer•at ._a�tl<ar, aa_lz _.d4,.HsCa:arbr« ,r .... _.,:._..
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s.alpinr
-C t AS; •'OLI PIi +'S . rr pared pec i
Fl•
as tur�ecl: •iz' four �-xnan�Ils:,. Dc,cte s,•�`•cl�,1L .:�•lrlci
them thein as the best fol all' classesv.,:
Descriptive Circulars on ayplicatio.n to..
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444l ST AND nitu9GIST, • f:LIN'CON, ON']`.
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sort .'lti►:�
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I. baro also: -on suints a. large stock' of TABLE'and..
,TIAND LA:MP,S in every variety: HARDWARE
and TINWARE_. "A rltr; 4 Sstricle;of 000.1tING and
P.1I:LO1.i, STO17E5.. Agent' for the GU'RoW dr;
'FtAI11Iir5;.POIfNTON 14'cr11 TACE
tll1rll1L11 tl Cl (1.11 r tit1•11
he•+audereigned begs to notify the people of Clinton and viciaitytliat he has bought the'
"H It$ESS BUSINESS .fes rrly carrion o liy 'G 1 Newton,:
.A:nd,that he• is preparers to turn}sir , • •
ry . Hare. "s�.Collars
WJil s, T.,,xunks, VaLises :.•B.uffala BehestBlankets.:. :. .
And. overythin{t, tisn;llly sunt an •a' frut-eiaee''llarness Stapp,, at the 'lowest )rices. S`- ecia
s. p
erten 'Qu Err iirti;tttttr+,to tliyAtoel;;.oELxtt.mT. I4 tt\l .t whfail 1 wt1l In it "a ec
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1111PAIRYti 4 PR,OMPTL " ,IA.1`T.Et1TDIM TO.
By stria attention to business, and careTn ly studying the wants of nay customers,I hope bo
insista fair share of patronage. Utve me a gall before purchasingolaswlmepo. • . '
' REMBIlEt f '1`.}t1 STA ID -OPPOSITE `1'n 1tAni{ET,
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