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The Gederich, News
Huron Igeoor
-watriitairitii:57- —7 --
Guaranteed average 'circulation, over 1700,
Clinton, Wednesday, April 3.0(11
. . ,
.Get out Your Dktionaries,
At a recent church entertainment,
Chicago,"all who desired it had an op.
• portunity to show the correctness
'of• their pronunciation by -their
• ekill in reading the sentences given
helow,. • whieh had boon arranged
for this occasion. Twenty-six ver -
sons of correct.',peep!' and proeue.
°kitten successively took eaCh a long
breath .and began, and when the
ordeal was finished 26 nailing faces
'betokened the .• conclusion of each
individual that he or she was tri•
Umphant, but tlia,t. 25 others had
. been guilty Of blunders. The Illaa
ter of verenionies changed the facial
expressions of all. the participants
• bythe quiet announcement that
-. not a single one 'hita. Pronounced all
the Words correctly. The smallest
number of blunders in ay instanee
• was .fur, and ranged up to four-
teen. The following is the 'exer-
cise : • ••
The cement failed to cemeot tlie
apparams, but the damage is still
repfleable. • . •
• The allopthist in full dress, rid,
leg in 'his catriage, was amarded
precedence over the hydropatlihit,
who, dretisecl in a blue blouse,'was
• compelled to walk.
. •
The. truths- of: .science, like ail
other truths, are indisputable. • ' •
• The youth Of this village'prepbs
• to get Up an excursion fo.the w.00de,,
. and then •et, Into eitinps 'with one of
their•pumber as ,00mmandant.• •
The • •eontestenti Showed • their
usual •coMbativi-mess, engaged in.
1.1 ',seemly altercation.. •
• The literatiseetn.to be long lieed
end to• enjoy • thienselges • the Bias
' l'Onfl day, 'hut b61/6 • nosympathy
,avitli the beisteriog, brave wha
contieually. calling Out bravo.
as a sceneworth being seen
'Lessee the boys catching fish. with::
their seine. T. • .'
• A leantlry hiu been started by a
man of ',leanly habits who may. be
• expieted to do Cleanly. whatever he'
does. It is strange he should per,
• nitt,his -family to liye in squklor. '
Some 'wile think themselves or..
thoepists deem it oldigatery on
them to indulge in labored, pro,
„n‘,'unciatioo., •• •
This statement of the equation
won't satisfy thaconclitions. • •
. • - •
Education.
• A Vermont farmer wantedto. get
a couple •of.shingles :braked over a
leake place•in. the roof, but no one
• -claret' -to try it; the roof wits so -Steep.
•I'llat very tlay-thelarmer's ditaighter
cane, home from hisarding echodl and
_ • did t he job lt•fore she satclown to sup-
per:She said:41e Waft used to crawling
oyer steep -roofs. • It was• •the only
viy the girls could get out after•
•.04.1lock, •• ,
•
Quick Tempered Stuff..
../1•WO 44114 t-Itigc.'
nitre glynerittei'and right then, • for
the first titer in his • life, „became 11
tk;Kft,1).'s inkuggr.141.4.1441,a;f:
caedinge by. turning a double sower -
suit and knockingouta hodful of
Mortar and brickwith the back of
liis bead at one end of the room.. He
continued the perfornmece by kiek-
ing .down the stove, pulling down
the Chandelier, and, plowieg
up the plaster with 1,18 nose.
When the uitro-glycerine let the old
11100 sit down and take a rest he
looked mournfully at the remnants
of the fragnient of tin that onee
heel the chitin 1i 1 tn ing, . and said
te the doctor: "Wel, if that ain't.
the .quiekest.tempordret stuff I ever
' tat*."
Ile Got a Wedding Gartnent.
A friw •years ago it man living
half a dozen miles of. Lewis.
ton, Marne, was about to be married,
but the .stitte of his financea peeelud,
. ed 60 purchase of -a new suit, of
elethee for the purpose, 80 lie P,Rort.
• NI to . diplomacy. .1te went to a
elothing store, anti aelectiog.ort op-
propi bite suit, told the proprietor
tile,t, he would like to take them
home, and if his family liked
them he would pay for them. The
-proprietor egreed to the proposal.
The mail returned the next morning
and'bitturt, 503111g ids folks
rod not like the clothes, and thought
be had better 'lot , keep them. The
howeVer, been the best
'blessed man at the Wedding,
M
DOluttUtie Story.
smxvrENT OP A LOST FORTUNE BY A
yOtMR CAXADIAlf.,
The' S. Louie Chronicle publishes.
the following romantic story. The
Newingtons referred to at one time
resided in the town of Paris, Ont.,
where the family is well known :
The unknotting of a snarl in the
history of a family of high stauding
in this city was accomplished when
• the Rev. 3. P. T. Ingraltatn, of
Grace church, tied the knot uniting
one of aoeiety's young lady favorites:
to an English gentleman whose husi-
ness interests are in New York city.
Few novels have a more startling
plot than the romance which thus
• develops it8 denoutuent in real life
in prosaic $t. Louis.
Some thirty years ago, long he.
fore the fair bride elect was born,
her parents, Dr. and Mrs. Newing-
ton; resided in Victoria, Australia.
Fiore they made the acquaintance of
Miss Geodwin, an English lady of
wealth, who was Unmarried, and a
strong attaellment ensued. When
later a son was born to the doctor
and his wife, . their friend stood
sponsor es god -mother, and subse-
quently made a will leaving her
property to the ohm ubio and fortun-
ate child -for hisfather had become
Wealthy by professiopal • success.
Filially the maiden lady decided to go
to Eugland. In her pocket was the
will, not yet signed or recorded,
unfortunately for the young heir
prospective this will went to the
bottem of the ocean with the vessel
and, the ill-fated lady. ,
...Shertly_afterwards doeter,..
Ihaving returned to England with
his family, entered 'Suit in chancery
to regain the lady's fortune for his
boy. It proved to be • another
Jarndyee case, and whenit, was et
last settled in favor of the ledj's
relatives, the doctor fouled that he
had spent the .greater part or hie
fortune for nought.
The family then removed be'
Canada, a daughter having been .
added te the number, and eventu-
ally they came to St. :Louis. }fere
the son finished his education and
assumed the important clutiee of a
professor at Washingtou Uuivereity.
The daughter. about a year ago,•
went to visit friends in New York
city, whence, she retutmed
week ago accompanied by a gentle
man she had niet there. •
The climax came the other even.
ing, when, the family -and their
guest being alone„ the - 'Australian
legacy was related, end thee for
. the first time the visitor learned that
alortune from his aunt, which the
British court liad saved to.him from.
unrelated clannants wile. the proper-
• ty which. • his betrothed's brother
would have 'had but for the Ship.
.wreck that engulfedthe deed • and
• its owner. ' .• • • • ,
• Thus, after more than a qoarter
.of a century, •Miss G'ooclwin's wealth
retu•rne.d to the family a way
it was least expected. • While the
friends -01 Prof. 1farry •Newington
will aduiit -that the fortaine is no
more than this talentedy.onng nian
deservea, there is not. one who will
be sorry to hear that his Sister, Miss
Alinnie,Nessington, gets it instead.
by. her Marriage With • Frederick .1.
Gond wip. , •
• , . .
Over a Coffin -Lid.'
"She -wase
-me r A good wife,. God bless
'•
The Words. were -spoken in tremb-
ling accents over a •eollialid. The
:woman asleepi,thera had *borne:the
-beat. and burd en'of;.r.fo's • long. 'day,
. • . •
end ne one had everhee'rci her. Mins
Intir; ,her hand was quick*. to itach
Ont. in a helping grasp to 'these - Who
• fell- by .. the wayside, and her feet
were swift on 'errands of mercy; the
heart .of• her husband had 'trusted in
her; he had left• her to. long hours
of .solitucle;.While Itaionuied himself
itt sceneS• in which she had ra; part;
when boon companion desettecl
when ,fickle affection eelfishly de-
perted; when pleasure palled; bo
went home and • found her meitieg
for him, .•• -"
'clime from your long, long roving, '
• (1.11, life's sea so bleak and rough,
ponce to .nto tender and loving,
-And h shall. be blest enough,
• That had been 'her love -song -7. -al
Ways on her Bile. or in her -heart.
Children bad' been born to ,thetn.
She had :reared them almost alone -
they were.. gone! }Jr hand had
led them to the' ettermoitt ledge of:
'the • morning that bee no aeon.
Then she earth-m.16d' him. 'endsent
him out. streng . and whole :hearted
while 'she.. stayed at. heme andss,'
&ilea, What can a -woman do..',but
ery 1 -and trust? , •
. •
' W• ell, she is ats rest. nevi% But
elm could not die until he had pro -
misted to bear up, not t� fret; but to
remember how happy, they . liad
'been. They 1 Yes,. 11. s'even so.
For eliewas. bleStAit.gieing„ „andshe,
•leireTvliii."
It ' vaa�.iieqeai part:-
. .
nerslup atter all 1 •
•
• "Slie-e-was ,--., a -.good---wife-to
•
Oh, man ! man 1. Why not
have told her so, when her ears were
not dulled by death ? Why wait to
say these words over a eoftin *heroin'
lids* a wasted, weary, ' grey-haired,
woman, whoee eyes have so lOng
held that pathetic story of loss and
suffering and patient yearning,•and
• which so' Meaty women's oyes re-
veal -to those who read. Why not
have made' the wilderness in her
heart blossom like the rose with the
prodigality of your love 7 :Now you
would give worlds -were they yours,
to.giveto See the tears of joy your.
' Words would have -once caus,ed, be.
jo,velling the windows of her soul.
it 10 too late.
We have earefUrthoughte or the sttanger,'
And smiles for the sometime guest --
But oft ter own
The bitter tons
Though we love -our own the best,
have Pyotection.
The platforni of the Republican
Mate eonvention of Pennsylvania
unqualifiedly approves and demands
it eOntintleneti of that system of pro.
tection to home iocluittry which has
proved itaelf to be the basis •
of ,
national inneperolence, an incentive
to Industrial Skill and development,
and the guarantee of just and ade
I gorge 'wept for labor. It :le.
I
001111008 all attempts to reduce the
I ratee ef the tariff helm the levet
whith will accoMp1i..11 these objecte,
A 'Sonnet Itoots
Arj A A I A q
NOT IN CLINTOS'
we•ww...
Our lady readers) throughout the
county, if theriwould be spared the
tenable agony of the writer of the
following screed, eliould visit Clinton,
herd quar1.er8 for millinery gooda itt
Wertern Ontario.
After four days of brain -wrench-
ing, heart -heaving examination of
uncouuted stocks, 1 kind of centered
down on five bonnets, all with gold
in their composition. The first con -
sista of a butter -colored satin crown,
covered with beige lace interwoven
with gold, and a geafbeci, gray
straw brim, trimmed beneath with
qubling of.gray velvet. rhe narrow
strings, which are carried around
Ute crown, are in gray watered
ribbon, while on the top of the bon-
net are placed,a few loops of the nar-
row, butter -colored velvet with two
very large chrysanthemums in but-
ter -color and bright • yellow, wtth
buds to correspond.
The second of these delightful
bonnets has a foundation of gold net
amuuted on gold wire, and on this
are sown small flowerets, made of
copper thread, so closely together as
to cover the crown almost entirely.
Over the brim the gold net is closely;
gathered. The etrings are of copper -
colored velvet, and the decoration is
composed of two ears ef corn Made
of climeon and green velvet, two
grayish - green velvet dandelion
leaves and two half blown blush
roses. The third is far simpler, and
composed entirely of beige lace, in-
terwoven with gold, transperent on
the crpancl_feruting a full cap_
%order in t•Tie front, • Ct,
bow of beige.colOred velvet beneath
the brim. • Outside these are more
loops Or the Paree velvet, and the
strings to match are .carrfed across
the back where they are 1,stened
by gold pins. The fourth is of white
gauze, embroidered with gold scrolls
and flowers and edged, with a quill
ing of goldstrieg lace. The brim
is open and slightly peaked, so that
a small coronet of pale pink hyacin-
,
th blessonis may be accommodated
.•beneath. Otiteide there is another
•:huneh Of the same flowers with two
'feather bUtterflies, white with black
and gold spots. A (iftli is china
pink crepe covered with 0 gold net,
ing &lid ruched with gold 'litee 111
front, is tied with pale • pink velvet
striuge and decorated with a bunch
of 'crimson and green velvet bails,
representing the tassels On a palm
tree, and with leaves to corrOspotal.
At GAS writing Lam in a Vevey of
excitement, a tremor of doubt, a
shake el 1 -oyer of nervous etress.
The Cold, hard, regulation types will
not•let :the .reader pee by my 'pen..
mariShip into what a physical con-
• dition of wreckage the menial awful:
'less of the ordeal hail el might Inc.
If I live till Sunday I shall walk
Fifth avenue tinder one of those. five
boenots; mope' I•shall be able,
only tototter; but, tf I die a Meade,
_my last gibbering- selection must be
adjusted t� ale in my•colfie. • Write
mi my tombstone, ' •
* • • • • • • • • ** ** •
• • a • 1.,; • •
•
D.IEDOPCIICOSINGI:a, BONNET! ;
and let me go to heaven peacefully,
'with ‘the. &tine.," blissful •lasnnett on
, my head. :.••
A tYomaiesitoenge.'
Mamie Warren, of Reading, Pa.)
aged 15, swore mit a Warrant 'for the.
arrest of Jol'n Easterly, who She at
-leged. had led her astray., She
swore out. a Warrant in the name of.
. ,
a highly :respeetrible young woman.
with whom Easterly' is acquainted:
•When the ,ivarra4 •wall..sdriceci the
young man denied all knowledge Of .
the' affair, and dech.red that the.lady
named in tho. tgarrent was innocent:,
When the Young'..lady • was made
aware of the facts she declared she
.k.new. nothing. • of 'the warrant.
Mamie 'Warren as thenarrested;
and. confessed. 'that Mary Selene)
paid her fifty Seats. to swear Out a
'warrant, .She Was held for perjury"
and the Solunal woman was arreit,
ed on elierge Of subornation of per-
jury. It is thoirght themotive Of'
the'latterW.
as teyenge, •
,ROW.tuoch was Received.
Tiiinble c0001.y, .Ky,, Mari
• Stephens supposed her hashand 'was
dead; • he having loft horne ,meny
• yeareago, and She married .TUly last.
• . • • .
Stephens went 1.0 1(18 home regently,
•h.ot. intending ,to let himneli, he
known, Hrs wife jinni ed iatelj, re-
cognized bilin, and, • throwiug'. 'her
arins abouthis.nock. screaming "MY:
long-kist larshanTH" kissed, him.
This, :aroused the j.•alousy • of the
ite•kr husband, who struck her across
ihe 'leek with a. drawieg knife he
•ltaii,in hie hand, severing the j ugtdar
vein. Stevendrew-a revolver and
shot Ore mOderer, win) .turp
goVe
Both men are said to be fatally
lured. ' -*--
Sti.,iien'S. a Cut across the back of.
the. neck with .the drawing4•ki.ife.,
Married to a Corpse.
Samuel E. Robbins, Of Appleton,
11e., died last month. He had been
in receipt •• of a pension since, the
war, eald as he Was a widower and
childless, his pension would die
with hinr„ This however did eot
suit, his •friends ; so whon it became
evident that his days were number-
ed it Was. determieed to find a wife
for him. A woman was tonna who
„ .
Ives Willing to become a wife and
widow in quick auccession, Feb;
26 the bans were published. The
law in Maine require!, five days'
netiee ,befera marriage. Atareh 2
Robbins fell into a comatose condi.
testi and did not recover his sensee
before las •'diql, Match 4. When
Squire reese, the pension•
agent,
learned how near dissolution Rob:
bins WAR he eent post.haste 10Rook-
10bal for the brideselected. Unhap
oily, the woman dii not arrive tol
midnight, nine Imre after Rohbih's
death. The women ...was hurriedly
taken to the chamber where Doh -
bins lay dead, and the mockery' of a
tentritee .celeuriony betweim tit
living woman Mid 1.130 POrpAA Was
gone through, with. ?POO'S 000
took the elannny hmni nf the detka
alai Owed it in that. Of the Nvilling
widow. At the 'teemed ab., Waa
iutreduced as. llohhin'S Wife, and
claims the pension money.
WOOd as Food.
Certain anhuale have a remark-
ablepowerof digestingligueouetissue.
The beaver is an example of this.
The whole 01 11.8 stomach, the meow,
often found manned or plugged
with fragments of wood, and bark.
I have opened the crops of severed
Norwegian ptarmigans, and found
them tilled with no other food, than
the needles of pines, upon which
they evidently fed during the winter.
The birds, when cooked, were scarce-
ly eatable on account of the etroug
resinous flavor of their flesh.
mat here, by the way, correct the
coannonly-accepted version of a pop-
ular ktory, We are told that when
Marie Antoinette was informed of a
famine in the neighborhood •of the
Tyrol, and of the starving ef some
of the peasants there, she replied :
"I would rather eat pie crust" (some
of the story -tellers say pastry) "than
atarre," The, e .e, n the eourtiers
giggled at the ignorauce of the
pampered princess who supposed
that starving peasants had suet, an
• alternative food as pastry. The
igtiorance, however, was all on the
side of the courtiers and those who
repeat the story in its ordinary
form. The princess was the only
persott in the court who really un-
derstood the habits of the peasants
of the particular district in question.
•They cook their meat, chiefly youug
veal, by rolling it in a kind of
dough made of sawdust, mixed with
as niuch coarde flour as will hold it
together; then place this in an oven
or on wood embers until the dough
is hardened to •a tough crust, aud
the meat raised throughout to the
cooking point. Marie Antoinette
skid 010 Slif) woold rather _ eat,
•croutins Clain starve, knowing that
• these .eroutins, or meat pie crusts,
were given to tbe pigs; that the pigs
digested them, and were nourished
• by them ia spite of the wood saw- •
dust. •••
• Slippery Salvationists.
There is trouble again in the
. .
Salvation Army, in Ottnadic;and, any
unprejudiced .person can See that
the army is not held in such high
esteem' as 11. was seven months ago,
the trouble is over a number of
•fenuile converts who previously had
not borne a good, name, and the
.backbitiog of the soldiers.
Crosby, a young lady frOto the
west, said • recently :"that she had
•
.become heartsick at some of the
stories circulated, and that she was
never in a place where there 'was so
much slander going oti, as in.King.
etori. It is trite that a number of
the female :soldiers, although they
testify they are saved,. are Opine,.
,What they testify they have a hor-
ror for. • A. recent cianiple is 'the
capture. of a Kingston • Salvation
lassie.in a house of ill fame at Nap-
anee and she is now •utidergoit g, if
len...line was not ,pail,• a *short t:erin
in the Napanes jail. But this.class
of converts. does not . apply to ell of.
the females, as there are many very
reSpectable young v.tromen on the
platform young women wbose
characters are above reproat,b. :
The .SaVed Army Of .Pertsinonth •
is slowly, bet • surely, • superceding
the .Salvation A,rMy ,in. Cana le
and before long. Will have asiliiisied
at:y;
if not more atations sta
b
than the other. The head of. this
movement, (General •• Lindsay, of
Perts'ineutill);ie a geetleman,:itial is
jest the. reverse Of that Ottawa lot-
tery, shark, Major Moore, who' 18
sIoi tly to stand his trial at New
Brunswick, N. J., for sWinding; '•
The Servant' .Girl' Murderers
• • Dienwthe Scanold. .
';The tsv.o men whcise•exrution.is
referred to Made a- buSiness of
either Marrying or: becoming .engag-
•• • .
.ed, to ser.Vant girls, whom they found
had 'money, and then murdered
.They had made away with
. •
out abont.twenty t -A Vienint cable
despatch says tlie .execution • • of
Schenck and SchloSsanek Was wit,
nessed ,by • 150 • pereons, including
many members of foreign ernhaitsies.
Several ladies applied fer-edMiS8i011,
including. the Princess Metternick.,
Holten lobe, and Cobou rg. lo.s-
sanek was . hanged ffist, 1 -Ie trem-
bled with:fear as the • moment • ap-
proached; and broke out had a -tirade
Of guises upon Behenck for having
led..11i01 into trouble. Ile cried out.
ppeal ''Dear. Christie irs, 'for
eive me. Does uo' one forgive anel
Am 1 daiathed 1" Theattending;
priest triedbe pacify,. the 'Matt, •titid
Irifiavd hint, titteeing eonsol.i ng words.
"God save my ,poor wife," cried the
murderer as he was swung off. Ile
struggled violently for 'eight teinittes
before cleat!, &tine. Schenck walk,*
ed to the Heel:told stnilinglyand with
.a ,springing step. He kisaed • the
priest, uncencernedly, saying, "Give.
my love to my wife." He glanced
setsth,e.horrilde •,-sights_peeseitted-Irk
fell ot in urdereek corpee w ithdrut
apparent emotion. Tlie.. fatal word
led in the air. He. -dit:d in three
eves -then. given, anti trig- Istirly'ditq.
minutea. without anY struggle. Ile
was a striker.
, ADVICE TOMOTHERS.
At you not disturbed at night and
ivolan of yottr rest by a sick Child suffer.
Mg and (Tying with pain of 'mating teeth.
If so, send at once and get it lint tin M.Mus.
W i Ns how's Sotriii I' No P00 Off LO-
URS Tmairi NO, Ito Willie is inealculable.
It will relieve the poor little sullbrer imme-
diately. Depend upon it, mothers, flier(
is no Mitltalre abollt It, It atireS dysentery
and diarrhoea, regulates the stonmeli end
bowels, mires wind mine, softens the gums,
reduces inflammation, and gives tone 01111
(11,1(licIvrg'sY to tiio 11XI;())8e18.1Y118:trmmiroaM11 il'811.11\.‘1'111N081,1.
Inwrittso is pion:tent to the taste, and is
the preseriplien 01 1)1(14 of the oldest Imitate
physicians and nurses in the United slate8.
and is tor'sale by all druggists through.
out the world. I'rice2S iOs a bottle.
A bent pin en 0elute. is an indica.
Gott of' an early spring, •
• A llkid Case of Starvation,
'Po starve the lungs by e leek of
vital food 0031tained in pare air, If
I 11 gs re elm t rile teti by eolds, remove
the -accumulated phlegm with that
sae and pleasant throat and lung
remedy,. Ilagyard's Pectoral lielsatn.
28.1•3t
1110 Shoe trade ought to he a gond
'One for it le generally believed that
articles of foot gear are soled before
they are placed in the store.
Wn 111 rn 8 PrieNly 1111e pOsItIVP Cutts,
for Ca tarfh, 10 ptii ri it, 17ankor Mimi It
ileird Arlie, In C1.
Altlill 1‘11\41.1/Y. 21. mmal Injertor free
With earl, bottle. l'se° it if yon desire
to, Tills end !sweet Prier 30CIS•
80111
_ -
Tag More Awe, Pale hollow
eheeka and precarious appetite, in.
dleate Worm, Freeman'', Worm
l'owdere will quickly and effectually
MOM/0 them. 280-1m.
_
Curran being angry Ina debatelone
clay, put, his bead on his heart, say-
ing: • 'I am the trusty guardian of
my own honor." "Then," mild Sir
Boyle Roche, "I congragulate my
honorable friend on the snug sinecure
to which he has appointed himself."
Danger Siginals
Reader,. if you are troubled with
pain,weakness, wearinesss and a
dragging feeling in the small of the
back, with thick -high colored -
slimy urine, then you have alarming
signale of danger, and should resort
to Burdook Blood Bitters, the grand
kidney regulator and blood and liver
cleansing tonic.
282-3t
"Mr, Smith, do you know the ober-
eater of Mr. Jones?" "Wel, I rather
guess I do, judge." "Well, what do
you say about it?" "Wal, he ale't so
bad a man after all," "Well,. Mr.
Smith, what we want to know is, is
Mr. Jones of a quarrelsome and dan.
gerous disposition ?'' “Wal,judge,•I
i
should say that Tom Jones s 'tory
vivid in verbal exercise, but when it
comes to personal adjusttoent, he
hain't eager for the contest,"
A Run for"the Iltoetor.
Is generally the fast thing in ease
of an injury, but a, doctor cannot al-
ways respond to the call, If you
have lIagyarcl's Yellow Oil at hand,
you have a reliable remedy • for alt
wounds, injuries and pain. It hiss
saved life when even doctors had
abandoned.hope, Keep it ready for
use. 282-3t
Prince Victor, of Wales, as Len,
don ruiners run, is to be given a
new honor. There are reports, that
• on attaining his majority, which will
occur January 8, 1885, he will be
raised lo the peerage, with: the title
of tl1eDukeof.Th1lIjn0 d
•*Thene7fortli make his residence in
Ireleild. •
•
. A man_left.a.boriss-,steed ort, the
street, and coming, back, a sheet time
artery,' a rd., • -disco v e red': t t •tt u any
Youth had placed a card against the
fleshless rib's, bearing the notice;
• goats wanted -enquire within l"
Oh What Cough.
Will you heed the warning.
signal perhaps of the -,sure u pproach of
• that mote terrible disease Consumption.
4,9k you Nei ves lfynti onn Sitlbrd for the
Salto of 'Saving BOdts., to run the risk
and do nothing for It. We know from
expei !mice .th at shiloh's Cure wi U cave:
your Cough, ,It never fails. This ex-.
pining why More than a, Millie:al Bot-
tles were sold the past year.. lt.relleveS •
Group, and Whooping (Nitwit, •at -once. '
' Mailers do,. riot be .iicttlieut it. Fcir.
Tame Back Side 01'. Chest, use Shiloh'
l'erous.Plaster. Sold by . J. FL Com be.
• 263-ly
A . camel, will work for seven or
eight (lays without drinking. In this
be differsfrom some Men who will
drink seven•Or eight days ,Willront
working.
' Merit Prove'''.
'Behar mpon dollar Is frequently ,spent the
faith of recommendations for .artieles •entirely
..worthless. • Not so 'With Alepreg,or's. Speedy
()tiro ;YOU are not milted to. purchase it until its
merits are proven.' yonr. drug Store
and got a free trial bottle, and if not convinced
• it will curi3'you et the .Worst forms of Dyspepsia,
Liver ete., no matter *.of how long
standing, it rests you nothing`, Sold in 50e; and
•
84 bottles See testilno»ials ,from Persons in
rour.own.town, • 083 lin.
. . • .
In New •York city alone. 'tiler° is
• spent annoally about $6...•;000,, fordrinks, or' aw,average•nf 042:70 .per
citizen.
•
•
• - Don't' Re Giddy.
'Arany people' a -re. tXible'il. *with
giddiness or:dizziness, whieh is gen-
, era•Ily_a sign, of. disordercid. digestion
.or unequal .',circtilittion. •Burclock
Blood Bitters reStores the digestive
pewers,..promotes a..heal thy it'cu1at-
ioll vital fluids, allays nervous
irtitation,..thits curing. 'headache mid
giddiness. • .. 282-4t.
.. A Frehchmanla tene hing ct.don lc e
to talk.. Whatwe Want in this
try is it roan who will teach donkeys
not.ta talk..
•Vitti4t Ligl,tnhig•
There are b,if few that have never suffered, in-
tolerable bein from 'yoothache, Neuralgia, or like
acute pains: To them such 1) iItLlt relief as
. Phild Lightning (01,, untold blesing in titite'of
•1.roi,blo No dbignsting !tied luint•S .to
be. taken:- for daysQih ieat inn of Plaid
bightning cures. ...sole at our tirtur. store;
• • 2.40.101 •
. • •
• ...;•44Ver kick Alban when he iS down.
11. is covvitrclly. Never kick a man.
when he.is up, It hi reckless,
' It Is -Natural
10 natural forams -le penple to be
bilious, being often a result of peeul.
kir bilkni temperameot, Which with.
high living, too greasy food, indigest.
ion front inactive Hirer, is the fre-
quent cause. The remedy, above all
others, is 'Beranek Blood Bitters. It
is highly cerative for biliary. com-
plaints, and far better than physic
for inactive conclitintis.of the bowels.
232 3t.
•:8(10116%1," said an ,Mnerican
".1 always observe that those persons
who have a' great deal to say ebout
being'ready.to sh6c1 their last drop of
blood; are amazin' pertio'lar• about
the first drOp." '
•
Dyspepsia & Liver 'Con:plaint,
, 144 It not worth. the lun'all iirle'e 415
cents to free yourself p.Very eyinptom
of theseMattessing complande, If you
.
think so ettll at ,our store and get a hot;
tle of S1)11011'8 Vitalizer, every bottle luis
a. prin•feci guarantee oil it, Use • 'teem.,
dieelyanni If it doeS you no good It.
wl cost you nothing.Sold iv J. It.
pombe.• 263.1y
• There are no plan Ii1.tla stories
abeaf • tl , `Or -the 'podigal'
daughter." The son eao retprn and
have - the 'finest. veal SerVed tip for'
• him, but the daughter must stay
•:What to •
•
It trouldell with an unhealthy, slow•berI"ng
sore pse Mearegor and Parkas' Cabolie Curate.
Yen win stain. inviduabio for healing, cleansing
end enum'etele removing your frOuble. • It the
Blond Is old of brier, take with if a few defies Of
genregorm 'speedy Cure from your Drug Store
_• . 233.1m.
.•.
Five theneend dogs they. Make the
midnignt air palpitate with their
howls, in ono ward, and next day
when the 3155e0501 goes eround he
Won't find more, then three dogs
owned in the entire ward.
A Handy Sivraeon. .
As .n dressing foe ell roanner_of
flesh wounds thrte.is nothing better
than llegyard's Yellntv Oil. it clean.
Res. al !nye pain, soluln es i flout mn 1100
withnut it scar or stiffness
of the part ininred. it 'Scratchy vet
'mete 11.4 it pain remedy fer internal
.1100. • 283 31.
^Sweet nee the intoe of adversity,
but most people prefer' sugar.
Ducitlen's Arnica Salve.
. Tun Mow SALVo in' the World ror vufg,
Ibnises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt
Trevor mores. Toter, chapped
Cornsrand all 1- kin Ertni-
1.10110, and positively cures Pliee or no
ply Neuf red, It Is gliaran t sod to alve
perteet ,4attsfartien, or lumpy refunded.
MIT 25 rontst per hog, h' .11 fixtli et
Watts & Co. etifidst
• •
Where there's a viIJ there's a way
.to break it,
•
NATiox.tt, Prt,r,s are rotaar Ponied,
mild Ina rhoreirelr, and nro fit host
' KtOnatdi and 1.ivet Pill in :me,
201 im.
LINT,:.
airritme Works
H. CANTELON
70,AMIFACTURER.
rr_
PROPRIETOR,
BUG. GIES, CUTTERS, WAGONS, SLEIGHS,84C.
1.41.11113413. AND, SHINGLES taken in .exclumge. .Give sue a call an I
give yon prices that cannot be beaten ia the .Coonty. Repairing.and
Horseehoerog. done with despatch.
H.. OANTELON,
g ;MAW
If you want to get a
good PARLOR BET, °all at
DIEL'. • •
WU- you want a Fang -
BEDROOM aET, call at
DIEHL'S. -
IRK'S
q;;g14AF;tiq;;
VT If you want a good
DINING -ROOM SET, call
at DIEM'S,
C4.Yr7 If you want FUR-
NITURE of any kind, oall
at DIEHL'S.
296
Victoria Street,
CLINTON
YOU WANT--
FulleralLEUTINIST11110 S -
Best in the Market,
AT:—:CLOSEST:7:PIIICESI
Yttit WW2
r21-49'
t40
DIEHL'81
CALL
Diehl's Great
f,t1RNITURE Warerooms
296 Victoria -St.
thtniitt t
WALL t WALL PAPER
PAPER .
The time for Efouseglleaaing is •near. Alt itan dug
all, Parlor, Diniag-Room, or Bed
-
Room Papers, •
' - will tied' the
Best and Latest. Patterns
—IN -
....., .1
9
•
,
FRIEZES ORNICES M13 PANELS •
FRIEZES, f
-• 11:1' The lia$itar Fashion Books for ,11383 are out and
Call anu sec the papers and get a took •
FILLERS-, 8.C. • •
can be has) for notking.
, • - ,
..B if TV E :
GODERICH.
ti:rITeSolis Cheaper than any (mean Lep of tlie Earth. .
RTA1N
ORNiCE
rui e
• - • 0 - • - 0 - -; •
Hes,
olese
IRON AND. HARDWARE MERCHANT,.
•
01.1. II\Tr.11C)
Clinton, April, la84.
CLINTON MUSIC EMPORIU
'
own%
etre
191
PER.
Ez.8..4.33:casx-mx>
Ca)
IWO
4:866.
' Sarimiesof Vote Orttus tri Wererootne, I'ereln !Book, Prlees LOW and
(*33110 49111431. 1 also keep In stock
The Wheeler and Wilson, and the Light Punning Domestic
Sewing Machines; •
Neetree, Gil and ettaelernente, ViolIns vetying feom fl,1 up to $100, 130W1( In
great variety feom50 cents to $10, Glumly' PI nger Boards, Emmy Tail Piero, Pog.i,
two,. otrimei, 0101.1 And (lilt, In SOS or single. 'inning Perks, Toning Pipes, Mr-
inonieee, Ebo,i (11,10 !test% Mutes, Mutest, S'Itee, Plageolete, Violin Vases , from
05 rents Io $4, Mesie Hooke for organ, Plano and Vintin, Tire Prive Anthem
Book, toeusni lig the unrstseiection of Anthems ever produced. ( all and set Me.
Perth: Bleck, anton, Ont.
.0. poifEtty,
NO
MORE
GroOrlaltet the Great noir Relltorer and Renewer, CUMIN fraY 44fr tO
color. gradualti nee permanently. Not a dye. A inarvellows invention. (iray-5s4034Peraolike
men and old women. 111040 ts, InOk YoUng in three weeks, 140 more gray heir Also grOln) halt
rapidly and luxuriantly. Sendfor de*OriifllVO Wok, and testittiOnlale OpinleM1 emtdeilf,enock„
330, Imd, Octave, etc., whe recommend It blY. Address,
,), U.1"3ie13o1iesh 7 Murray Street, NOW YOr8,14
rswclaSo
tu°ox
• i °. .4u0t :jaZodGu„'u[ull ,4„11 (1,,,4c. Picin.
P!".1%
sgpS411 3:1P3.13:C:1 'tW.;adl hi;O:tuW° U:s7 4;1 itBaKt ::ggs; srP"111:: s „kk ;• ",
eta, Towel Ras RS, rims, Wurkitags, catch -
dot: t ,11 I. 1 IDA( 6fiu TR. .1
• Zra acu If.la UM;
SW 00 v kcal Artts
Ziot Work all 3t,Io o(
irsting.7
slaw tinted paper, and cone**
Over7.
134l3110:g.5!wit0tai /trail dui :41s:tivraotcto7fron,t41:41 ,ptnpl trtsti urn.;
el' Iran loarderu. Macrame, Med;
as,ava. Cane Fringes. Turkish
Lan b Work Bag,,
i.
14 Jenny113,7 aiherona,_11FrooefueetstoelaiWthinorle,
in
ews. ecord,
,....„.thpl:ecthe"larh:Itristur'nelsliwt.119:0711,110.orryt. bournig 04'12
wetIcebeyisouf.exoetitre4atort.,,esiggtit.sh-olvbeoryidoda.ce
aim ,Poeswaisa:.
to icy ts ca
oaftio40%--ntnu.1114.,v,e eYer before :nu go:LerEed, w81:03Eesleal ;am:
isifittu.7,tarLirolwd ilgiavd,0:0:ricvenveflaxcliithley.thowb1;ipicii...'susnyverpt:rist 11100045 510100t
• NAL for shr months. Address
0)00 20IALt 240 13!Pa0Vitty1 New -York.
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contradiction, thatthe cir-
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cord has increased more
rapidly during the past
three montbp than any
other paper in the county
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WHITELY &
rimixottus
Rev. Father Wilds'
EXPERIENCE.
The Rev. Z. P. wilds, well-known city.
missionary In Nen, York, and brouter or the
late eminent Judge Wilds, or the massnens.
setts supreme Voure, writeu sha Icfflowar
"713 E. WA St., .tveto York Nay 18,1882.
1,1101. juieVr.lAul:itEsilraouteliGweittleanheino:t =corn.
fortable Itching humor affecting more especially
my limbs, which Itched so intolerably at night,
Raid burned SO itt tensely, that I could scarcely bear
any cloaking over thein. 1 was also a sufferer
from a 1101.0r0 catarrh and catarrhal cough; my
appetite was poor, and niy system a good deal run
down. Knowing the value of Armes SartsArs..
to r4...k, by observation of many other eases, miler
front personal use ht former years, I begais taking
It fur the aboveduttned disorders. 3IY affetito
improved. almost f rom the iirst dose. After a
short time the fever and itching were allayed, and
all signs of irritation of the skin clisappiaretl. 111y
catarrh mut cough tears also Mired" by the.sarne
means, and my general health greatly luiproved,
• mail it is pow excellent. I feel a hundred per
Cent stronger, mon attribute these results to the,
use of the Saits.tpARILLa, which 1 recommend •
'with all eontldenco as the' best .blood medicine . „.
• -ever devised. 1 toblr. It In, Moab asea 'flints
•times a day, And used, in all, less than two bottles,
• 7 plitee'tliese emits at your serviee,toping their
publication may ire good.
I11
13Z8f"uY'Z:PWiLD4OTho ibOv:1it:eis but ;Me ofthOnsany;n: -4
stoutly reining to our notice, which prove the per. .
feet adaptability of A vEn's SensAealttk.44.a.',„
the ettro of all diseases arising front impureoriiii,:' •
poverlsbed blood, and o weakened vitality.
Ayer's Sarsaparilla
cleanses, enriches, and strengthens the blood,
stimulates the anion of the stomfealt and bowels,
and thereby enables the system to realist and over.
come the attacks of all Serofutous Pisea8es,,Ertip.
New 0/ the ATin, Itheumat tem, Catarrh, q.enerta
Debility,' and all disorders resulting from poor or
• corrupted blood and a low state of the system.
ritEPARED .111Y
Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mass.
. •
Sold by all Druggists; price Cris bottles for So,
AYER'S
CATHARTIC •
• PILLS
• —Best Purgative Medieirip.--
cure Constipation, Indigestion, Headache, aith
• ' • all:Billon$ Disorders.
• Sold eVerywhere. Always reliable.
PRESENTTO. THE LAD" '
Readersof this Paper.'
Any lady Who will oh this out and
Saajdutaidtatorcus.s.s alo.ngiww7ithotlegnaima.es
&OS in rune tow!) ; also Scants •
.3 PoStutt 0055 5, Sumps', to it 01.0 •
pay cost of advertisittg, postage,
lentinci,1"7.1swinOp.se,naduftrulto ohy-Lnrenteprn
COLD, Bar.,XD BANGLB
jag at ostanati ros h !plc
01111
Wa ids0 send n ritarl, with something.
M le worth a:1 you send 01. . • • • .
0 MCI C:IANCE I DON'T I..2T re SLIP -
55,u13;w,3wttir ortrie;adir otehaer°gOrda fRrsimngOftacetalguadieb'sodo71..-1MUr'y
Freeman, Troy, N. Y. Pocket -hoc k contatrund 'Ring 01 hand.
Art pleaset1.-Mrs.1. R. Stone, Dayton, 0. Would not sell :
Tor it3.-Irene Brown, Otnaha. tier. lreas
• 00311011314 Mf', Co. Station D. ;
1141 P.is
Vog9tab],e iciiiaii
HAIR RENEWER
was 3ite 111'4 imhparatieni perfect I y acialted to c ti ie.
diseases of the scalp, 4114 the erst sitecessful re,
'Storer ot. faded or gricV hair .0 310 tuttu•ral.coloi,"
' :growth,•alui youthful &nay. ItInts had Away
loUtatOrS, but nrinehavo so fully met.all. tho ' • •
juin:mints needful for the proper treatm of
the hair and soitlp.. 114 1.1's HAIR it tiNER'in a
.giCticilly'grown in afar, and spread its fame And •
usefulness 30 OVOry quorter of the:0611e- Its 30.
p.aritilolett SueeeSS CM] 1114) ALtribtlted to but une
cause: ihe entire fillflintelq itspri;misea:
. The proprietors lime often Ireeti surprised 0( 11,0 '
receipt of orders from remote countries, 'where
• they had never madeon eifortior its in tretlactien.
1180 for a Short thne of HA rd's
nextwen wonaerruny imoreves the personal.
appearanee. It cleanses the S6aIp froni ll int,
purities, 'cures all butnors4 fever, and dryness,
and thus prevents baldness. It stlinulates the
Vealiened ,glands, and enables thein in' push ter.
Ward e now anti vigorous greneth. The effects of
Oki arti0le:atom:4 transient, iike. those of 81cO
holic preparations,but remelt! a 1cMg tinte;Whieh
makes its use a matter of ecouoniy. .
.331IQKINGHAIWS 137.E
• . *or, Top "
WHISKERS
Will •ohnneo the beard to a lintirral brown, et,
black, as desired. . It produces a perinanelit golor
tIprt.esptaralltlitothritotsp
waisha•riway. 'consisting of sine,
• priAleciwpy
ithnouttr.ouble.
• pittnt,-• '
11A.Ila 8i CO. Ntsbui.N.11.
• • Sold by all Dealers InNefilelnein
•
VORL. THE FORMS
01',
gerCoraioua, Iiret'curhil, and
. .Bletod..Disortiers, ,
t1,ehest1nMe4rhtioa41ie-the•05Ost„-.--
searching anti ;thorough. .
purifier, is
Ayer's Sarsaparilla.
Seta by alt Druggists"; V, biz bO311o6, $5.
• TO MERCHANT
How to SellOoods
—TAM OL.UCAS
AS
fl'ITE PAL\ TE!?,
BOTH .-PLAW • Mill
GOSMAN& DODDS:,
Are new prepared to do all kinds of werldin
line. Baying put in 4 grain erashor, we ire aide,
toile chopping et an) time and On the)lbortest
notice.
• nusMAX & DAD1)ar
. Myth, Ontj
Vit A.
FARMS OF ALL DESCRIPTIONS,
• IMPROVSC AND 051e01.5 taiMOVati,
t...SIC)4 J3tISZi()I'S
Any 080 59301,1037 t� s 1 this elass et Property
et, rearms obtain a Int N baser hr 343) 113 Ink to
CHAS. R. 8R
Land Office, IhnulasSt., London, Ontr
IVICotkozir to r,oAn:
at lowest vacate taterext. AlusIv to
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