The Clinton News-Record, 1907-02-28, Page 66
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A MAN OF PRIVILEGE raagg :::21:7114;Plto Zart
LONDON'S LORD MAYOR A PER-
SONAGE OF POMP AND' POWER.
the ourtly Whittington replied,
"Surely, sue, never had subject such a
king
Still prettier is the history of Lord
Mayor Oaborne (1589)., Osborne was
the apprentice of a mayor who lived
on London bridge, and one day he
The First Holder of the High eeci dmiesvetedrlfrittrzizritearnclorleoschuaeddlait
'Mighty Office Wes..Elected In HIS ' •
en tnrouga a, lattice winclew. Years
and Proved Popular -Dick Whit. alter the girl was a rich heiress, court.
ed by earls. and lipights, but.ker lath.'
tington and Other Ancient Worth- ad
said to them all, "No Osborne
lese-How Self -Maths L-ord Mayor saved her, and Osborne shall have
Gave Charles II. a Taste of His bee! And Osborne, the hero appren-
Quality. tice, did have her and became lord
. mayor as well His great-grandson
The most impressive thing about the was subsequently created Duke of
mayoralty of London is it e great an- Leeds.
tiquity. In Saxon and Nornaanlimes Such stories read like fiction, but
London was an independent etate, and - they are perfectly true, The. city ar-
the chief magistrate -the portreeve, or chives preserve • them, with many
the bailiff -was an absolute ruler. more. -Keith Hunter in London Ex -
The first mayor was elected in 1189, press.
and he was so popular that he retain-
pLEN-rv OF CHALK,
ed the office for 24 years. The first
lord mayor's pageant was An the reign •
Of Henry VIII. and in it he figured A Block That Was Once as Large as
as chief butler 'to Anne Boleyn. the Continent of Europe. I
, Through the long intervening years
the lord mayor has retained many of The small piece of chalk' which is
his prerogatives as a ruler. Most
in
nhe constant
ruosoem ,inthtehab ills ei ha r r9onomni
People have no idea how extensive,
his privileges are and the workshop has a 'strange his-
tory, the unraveling of which through
He has his own chaplain (in olden
clays, like the monarch, he had his all its complexities is one of the most
jester, too), and badges of royalty are difficult problems with which the sci-
attached to his office -the scepter, the ence of the present day is called upon
swords of justice and mercy and the to . deal, This piece is •in reality a
ails
the city before all the royal family'. that once filled an area the size of
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IWO
mace. He has right ,of precedence in c o an immense oc
ir or.
'Soldiers in. any number cannot march
through the city without his consent.
He has the right of private audience
With the Eing. He has the privilege
of direct entrance without queetien'
royal levees. He cen. at any time dis-
solve the city courts, even that of the
common councils by removing the
sword and mace from the table. • Re to Portugal in the south.
is lord of the 'river Thar/tea, of the In the British Isles the chalk is
donservaney, and. he controls the city found in greatest perfection and con -
purse. - tinuity in the east and southeast Of
The Majesty of his state is pretty England. A sheet of chalk more than
considerable too. The city gives him' a theueand feet in thickness under -
a sum of £10,000 to expend. His pal- lies all that portion of L'ngland which
ape, the Mansion House, is furnished is situated to the southeast of a
eeftli plate and ornaments Worth £100,- line crossing the island diagonally°
the continent of Europe and of which
evenyet several gigantic fragments
remain, each. hundreds of square
miles in extent. Therm patches are
scattered over the region lying be -
Omen Ireland on the west and China
on the east and extend in the other
direction fro Sweden in the north
000. He has a splendid retinue of from the North Sea at Flataborough
H d t tl t th En lish
seryants,. including it sword bearer, ea o cove on e g
mace -bearer and seven trumpeters, . Channel in Dorset, This enormous
whose liveries cost some £1,000 an- sheet of. chalk is tilted up slightly on
nually. He gives a yearly banquet, the west, and its depressed earitern
which costs thousands of pounds, and portions that dip toward the waters
employs an arMY, a 150 waiters, cooks of the North Sea are usually buried
and carvers, • from sight - by means of overlying
Best of all, lie has the power to sands and clays. Where the edgesraise vast sums :
f Mont? for chat' - of the chalk flo r• come upon the
table perposes. In the last quarter sea. the cliff sc nety is strikingly
of a century the toed niayore of. Lone gra.nd and beautiful. Any one who
don have raised nearly £6,009,000 for • has once seen the magnificent rocks ,
the relief of various people in dis- of 'Flamboroegh and terichy Head,
trees. the jagged stedics of the. Needles or
Another feature which makes the ..the dizzy mass o Sha espeare's cliff,
Isi
A MILITARY DESPOT.
The Mageriesive of Dose Private Is
• the liersestot" Army.
The following Is the experience o( a
German army private:
During the second maneuvers 1 wag
sent MI ahead to select quarters for my
company. The police supply the names
of householders who are expected to
shelter the soldiery. and I bad to de-
cide on the number of Men who should
be assigned to each place.
It seems that our nutior dispatched a
courier with a message foe our captain.
For some reason or other the message
was not delivered. The next day the
captain called we outand in the pres-
ence of the whole company rebuked me
for not delivering the message.
"I, did not receive any message,"
ventured. ,
. "Shut up your mouth, you liar!" he
thundered. Awl again he bellowed,
"Why didn't you deliver that message,
You" -
I told him a second time that I had
not received any message. The cap-
tain's temper broke all bounds. With
an oath he rode his home at me full
tilt, hurling* filthy names ,at me the
while.
When he had ridden right up to me -
,I fully expected be wouldeve me over,
but I dared not move -he suddenly
reined in bis horse and, drawing a long
dagger from his belt, shouted, 'avid
with passion, "I have half a mind' to
stick this through. your vile body, you
schweinthiedi"
Once more he asked me ebout the
message, and fence More I answered
him.
breahdenandthev;t4ilerSlee's:-MThy-01,-1-r..Ptiniehment,
you liar!" be retorted. • -
He repeated the question several
times and inereesed my term of impris-
onment each time I answered in the
negative until my term or imprison-
ment equaled fourteen days._ I was
Placed under arrest. Next day I was
released.
I afterviard found that the captain
had discovered his mistake, but he
,never referred to It.
SEE:WITS YET FUNNY
UNCONSCIOUS HUMOR THAT HELPS
TO PUT SPICE. IN LIFE.
Pomo 10**mph:is or pentissattam bums,
steeliness in speakers, Writtais and
Painting That Agpoall Wapiti to
the Sense rre the matooktue. •
Nothing baa added more to the merri.
reent of the world than the uninten•
Venal, unconsciourt hunter of =item
public speakers and, In fact all classes
and conditions of men and women.
And there is none so -delightful. It far
exceeds in mirth provoking quality the
Cold blooded humor of the professional
Wits.
We Americans are a fun loving peo-
ple, and we must and will have our
jollity, Some one has said with ger-
tain truth: ."With all our vanity, ener-
gy and unrest, we are not a dull, cheer-
less people. Sour faced fellows, yellow
and dyspeptic, are to be met with In
our cars and on our' streets, but they
are not the type of the American, for
' be is as ready for a laugh as for a
speculations as fond of a joke as an
office." •
And the jokeela all the more enjoy-
able when it is spontaneous. The great -
et the Stress and strain of life the
greater the need and deraahd for hu-
mor, and no one deprecates the value
of humor excepting those wife have
none of this good gift to their portion.
"Sunset" Cox, one of the wittiest men
of his day, says in ills Insole "Why We
Laugh:" "Eliminate from the ditetits
ct of an one eo e the
PERILS OF EIALLOONINO.
As Liaoning Trip 1* the 111,400
• • Wild Tassseressm,..
On one occailon, rising endden17
through a stratum of .elotale 10,000 feet
Lu the air into brilliant sunshine, the
gas dilated, I let out a little, DOWEL
we dropped into a cold air current. Tlie
immediate condensation of the gen
dropped us back into the cloud layer,
which eondensed the gee still more;
and accelerated the drop, We came
out directly abeve a stretch of wood
over Which lay another cool belt, By
this time we were falling like a reek. .
We were going so fast that the bagfule
of sand we threw out went up instead
of down. Hastily, we threw out the
drag rope, the anchor, the lunch basket
•-to little purpose. We struck the trim%
with a terrific crash; but. escaped; how.
ever, with nothing wome.tham a shak-
ing -up and a few bruises. .
The most - exciting trip I ever Wader
was a record breaking voyage that be-
gan eue Sunday evening. ,The Weather
was, not propitious, but we cast Off.
• We 'sailed across the Hudson river to •••
New Jersey rihd Plunged into a cloud.
After traveling; twenty miles descend-
ed to drop a twee to my wife, assuring
her of our safety. Again we shot into
it cloud. Presently we drifted over a
village . and, with that exaltation that,
accompanies the sensation of floating
In the air, enjoyed tie s strange degtess
the music of church bells drifting Ute
from belay's., Before we were aware
we plunged into the nildit of a huge
approaching thunder cloud: It seemed
to open and swallow us Into a pit of
gloom- and sinsultaneously Into the'
heart o e un'e
think have 'ever seen. The clouds
rolled and tossed and twisted. The \,
balloon would now -be forced downs \
then tested up aisd again spun swiftly
about like a top. We.lost all Sense of -
direction., Thunder wee crashing and
roiling 'end crackling all ereund. us.
Lightning flashed, .not forked zige
zags, but in great flashes of fire, It
was frightful. We did not want to de- ..
scend, but presently we heard the un-
nelstakanle sound of water not far
away. Letting out a. little gas, we shot
downward. Faster we dropped and
peter. Land was 'below us. The prole
len] was to land in the high wind with-
out damage. r let out moee gas. We
'Sanded he a treetop with a: jar that fix- .
ed the beeket so firmly in a crotch -that
it could not, be disiOclged by the wind,
_ forenew we had droPped below. 't•he •
stem,
lcird Mayoralty attractive •is its glare-. near Dover, can. understand why "the
Our of eornance. More often than not • White cliffs of Albion" has grown into
the king of the city is • . self-made a stock phrase. ,
man: Dick Whittington started out • • ,This massive sheet of chalk appears
as an apprentiee, as many other lord again ' France,.' in many parts of '
mayors have done. The mayor of 1611 Europe as 'far east as the Crimea and
came to London in rags in a carrier's even in Central Asia. beyond the sea
cart. The wealthy mayor. of 1415 had of Aral. How far it stretched west -
been a foundling: As recently. as 1800 ward into what now ;the Atlantic -
we had a lord mayor of London who may never be known, but chalk ' cliffs
began. tile rie a heicktayer's laeheyee,e of at least' 200 'feet in thitknese are.
When men of this Chatacter are ex- seen at Antrim, in Ireland, and lees
sited to 'the seate•Of the 'mighty they conspicuous. formations are found in'
rere apt to 'do freakish thingsat times, Scotland, in Argyll and _Aberdeen.'
The laborer mayor instanced above There can be little -eitieitiOn that all'
had a son Who fell freni a high ladder these now isolated patches were once
apd'was killed, and the mayer on be- eo
ing brought to the spot broke through whielt must therefore have occupied
-the crowd, 'exclaiming, "See that the a superficial area about -00e Miler;
poor fellow's Watch is safe!" ,• „olong by nearly .1,000 broad, an; ex
Another self-made lord mayor gave r lent larger -then that of the present
Charles II. a taste of .his quality. contirieht of EurOpe..
Charles dined with him in: the City, . .
uneeted in a continuous sheet
• e •
and the wine passed so freely that Unneteisary 'Hurry. •
the guests grew noisy and the mayor You have promised e let us say, to
familiar. Charles therefore stole away call for ,a• friend at his .offiee, so as to
to his coach in Guildhall yard; but the go down into the country together. He
bibulous mayor' pursued his majesty is a stockbroker, merchant, what you
and, catching him by the hand, cried will, His place of business being ten
out, with a monstrous oath; '"Elir, you minutes! walk from the Station, you
. than. (stay and tak' t'Other bottle call. after business *hours, about a
And the merry monarch actually turn -s
ed back and Saw the fun to. a finish.
The temerity of this Mayor. seems
all the snore.- remarkable in view of
the 'Stuart king's tyrannous dealings
with the cite He imprisoned twenty
-Of the princinal- citizens because they
hi loan on bad security.
4.'"Vdtaltd#20.tt a Teach-.
I "Don't you think you're wasting
your thee talking the value of aeon-
! oaty to Blank? hasn't any
know, Mit I have •
refusedni a • .
He fined the Mayor and aldermen stating that for the benefit of the la -
£6,00e on the Pretext of a trifling 'city dies he Would make"pluffs, boas; ete.,
riot and £ee,000 for pretended, mia-
quarter of an beer before the. tram
:tarts. You find him cheerfully doing
nothing unless a. cigarette counts for
work. He absolutely' declines to start
yet. It is too abeurdly early.- After five
minutes you -suggest departure. By no
, means will he move. It never takes'
him more than eaten minutes at the
BIRTH OF A "GASSER."
Noise of a plowing. Well Drowned
All Other Sounds.
Lu the Broadway Magazine Is a story
by Rupert, Hughes concerning the oil
wells of Texas, He tells or the birth of
a "gasser."
"It screamed like the death cry of'a
thousand -panthers.'---Ile says: 'The
thee steel cable has been sent flying
like a twine string. A. great length of
pipe has been • hurled against a tree
and wrapped around it The derrick
was almost hidden inn white haze. A
geyser of fine sand was streaming up-
ward mid eating away the lofty crown
blocks
'Seth knew what It was. •He found
Tom, and they gesticulated at each.
other. They made faces, but no audi-
ble sound: • Their voices were vain as
candles in the -full sunlight.' Each was
trying to yell the same thing:
•eesnes gasser' blowing. her head
ciffe
• • "Men gathered Enron eyerywnere and
aeted like crazy Nike 'working their
Jaws and delivering no message.. .
,-"They were aeaked, drowned,' Ob-
titerated to a sea of :Intolerable noise.
,"A mile away. at the railroad :Station.
the passengers were emially made
dumb by the -Uproar. If a: man want-
ed 'a ticket be had to write out the
name Of the station. An engine relied
In With a bell that rocked without
sound and a whistle emitting puffs of
white steam that no one heard.
"The anlmals eif. the region were
greatly disturbed.. There wets muds
.breaking of harness on. the part Of
horses,, and one or two galloped about
under.- empty. saddles, Their riders
were doubtless stuck in the mud some-
where, head first
. • "A few pigs wandering here and
there had sniffed at the noise and re
turned; to their luxurions wallows in
the ollY muek." •
amusing and the amused faculty, and
you produce a sterility as dull and. un-
interesting as the cinders and ashes of
the volcanic fields of Iceland. • But In-
clude- the a.masing element within
the experience and history of manklad,
and no description of luxuriance, with
grape, collie, nectarine and orenge, such
as makes the vales of Portugal a peren-
nial.smile, is adequate to emphasize the
contrast."
-One could not well destanceea more
amusing- blunder than that in a paint.
lug of the"Blessed Virgin" in an- old
church in Spain. In this painting the
Virgin is represented as sitting on a
red telvet sofa fondling a cat with one
hand, while with the other she is pour-
ing coffee from a silver coffeepot.
' This 'is as amusing tie a painting in a
German church representing the sacri-
fice of Isaac by -Abraham. . In this
' painting Abraham is about to .dis-
eliarge a huge pistol at Isaac when an
angel descends --and pours a. pitcher of
water on the pan of the pistol, thereby
saving Isaac.
The writer once saw a crude painting
.of King Herod :with a pair of specta-
dies painted on his nose.', There -Is a
veryeeld painting of St Peter' denying-.
the Saviour, and several of the Roman
soldiers In the background have pipes
- In their uniuths. ' '
• Those Who are onthe. lookoer• for
them will fled .many arnasing blunders.
• In the daily papers and in periedicals„
of all kinds.' It was but the .cithei day
. .
that the writer saw Miss Fanny Cros-
by referred to In a religious paper as
' the "author of .many blind poems."
And it was a great metropolitan daily
that one morsingegateeitesreaders the
following information regarding the
wrecking of a ship, the' night before:.
"The captain swam ashore and suc-
ceeded in saving the life of his wife.
She was insured in the Northern. Ma-
' rine Insurance comPany and carried a
cargo of cement
Equally amusing as an. Instance of
unconscious humor *as the statement
made by another paper regarding the
capsizing of a boat at sea-. It said that
but one life was, lost and that was
found afterward."'
He must sadly deficient in Mitaor
who. does not find himself amuried by a
sign like the following seen In the win-
dow of a shoemaker: "A•ny respectable
man, woman or child can .have a at: In.
this shop.' It Was an enterprising fur-
riee. whe placed a eard-in his window
ICnowing his walking. cape- •
doubt, At
cities, Yea but.acquiesce,
last you ,are off. and halfway to, the
train he says : "By J•ove, old man, we
mud' hurry up. My Watch is slow." So
. .
Treating the Insane..,:
In. 1796 'William'. Tu. a Quaker; -
opened the first national asylum for
out Of their own Skins." .
management of estates. . A prolific source of amusement to
The mayors, themselves e however,. you run-ignominiouslyu
yo run If the insane in York, England.. A few manuscript readers is the surprising
could fine readily enough on (Jena' luck befriend. you,youIpst
catch years earlier a Frenchman named Pi- way In which aspirants for literary
'Mon. ,,or example, his virorship,of the 'moving train, andas yousink pP
ers ir- nel had made a similar effort to restore honor and ,glory often "put things."
year 1'479 had one of his (I is ieg and .breathless into your seat he the mentally deficient to the rank' of We find one young woman Baying of
£50 (abt £1,000 of our money) for says: "You see. we .
kneelingoutoo close to him' while at time. Never mwere in plenty ofissed a train . in my human beings. Pinera plan was that her heroine: "The countess fell back in
prayers in St. Paul's. rife." Plenty of time, indeed! And all • ef nonrestraint a system then unheard a deadly swoon. When she revived her
Yet another ford aof and, of course, to be ridiculed as a spirit had fled'
., utlyere.(11132)_mades this hurry . for nothingIf he had been
.
an amusing blunder of speech' at . a doing anything -had a letter to write Preposterous heresy. It is now being' Another young writer places her her
dinner to judges ...and . leaders of the or the like -in these wasted eight followed every -where. . - : °the th a very perilous situation and
Bar. "See before you," he exclaimed minutes, you could forgive him, but — ' ----- then%ays` of her, Her flee quivered,
magniloquently 'the examples of my- he hadn't, or at all events he didn't pale; her breath came
self,' the Chief magistrate of this great You mop your brow and, though he , Ihtersheo4retepkasngtsr7
empire, and the &lei juetiee of Eng- is your very, good friend, remember A. third writer „gives this amusing
land sitting _at my right hand, both with- '..ceimplacency that this "just
'
now in the- highest- offices of the state catching trains leads to marry coron- description of ebb appearance of some
and both sprung &rim the very dregs
of the people-!" • • , • view. -ewes- e • ere ,esserse.........e.e.'
..41"
The 'banquets, by the
er'e inquests, -London Saturday "Re- one she referred to as "the bell of
the belle' ."She was clad in some soft,
Vinging; fleecy, Vapory stuff of purest
white that, gave the appearance elf a.
bit of detached cloud floating in the
sky, She wore no ornament with the
'exception of several bits of rare bric-
a-brac gathered in a foreign...clime."
A charming bit of purely unconscious
huinor was that noticed by some vie -
Inns to a great English coal mine. At
the mouth of the great central shaft
hundreds of feet deep was a placard
bearing these.words:
"Please •do not tumble down the
shaft."
se mayoral
way, have always been wonderful af-
fairs. In the year of George III•iss
Marriage' there .were placed on the
tables 414 different dishes, excluding
-dessert. Forty-five years. later (1806)
no fewer than seven of this monarch's .
sons were guests at a, mayoral dinner.
The Guildhall banquet to the' prince
regent and the allied sovereignsbe-
fore the battle of Waterloo was eery
-
ed on plate valued at dyer' £200,060
and cost £25,000.
All this, • however, is hardly ro-
mance, We must revert to Sir Richard •
Whittington for that. Sir Richard
really did hear the bells of Bow tells
leg him to "tan' again," and he did
marry his Wealthy ma'ster's 'daughter, ,
and he did become thrice lord mayor
of London. But, alas, he had to cull
There is a story of Sir Richard
which makes a good foil to the above
of the laborer mayor. Xing lieriry V.
was. dining with him in the city when
Sir Richard caused a fire to be light-
ed and threw into it' bonds to the
value of £00,000. given him by the
Xing for money lent, thereby freeing
his Majesty from debt. The gratified
Where. He Stood Ouee-
One deli, at .a dinner. partY, Thorn-
ae Raikes tells Us in his diary,: John
Wilson Ctoker, who Was nothing if
not dogmatie,_ flatly contradicted the
old Dukeof Wellington about some
incident in the Waterloo eampaign.
The duke gave up the- point cour-
.thously. Shortly after the discussion
fell upon percussion caps, and Croker
-again flatly contradicted the hero of
Waterloo. "My. dear Croker," said the
duke, "I can yield to your superior
information on most points, and you
may perhaps know a great deal more
of', what passed at. Waterloo than my-
self, but as a sportsman. I will main-
tain my point about the percussion
caps.' •
•
•
The American Collector.
"Historic Bibles In America" is a
very pemarkable record of American
enterprise. Among these Bibles are
volumes that belonged to Charles le,'
George III., Queen Anne, Prince Hen-
ry, son of James T. ; 'the Duke of
Sussex (ten), and Riehard III. Will
the crown jewels find iheir way Over
there P -London Spectator.
Chrintman Inland. •
"I spout last Christmas on Chrkunas
Island," said a globe trotter. "1p ,the
moruing I bathed In the sea rind In
the afternoon, dressed In white flannel,
.1 plaseed tennis. Christmasisland In
In the !Indian ocean. it Is always'.
SUMMer there, 'The thermometer nev-
er falls below 70 and never rises above
00 In the shade. There's ohms a
COOL pure °wind • froth the southeast.
Fresh fruit and flowers and vegetables
are its plentiful in January us in JUly. '
This little perallee is nine tulles long
' and tee miles wide.",
Established1879
Whooping Cough, Croup, Bronchitis
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Ctesolene is a boon to Asthmatics
•
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remedy to cure disknie o the breathing :organs
than to take the remedy into the stomach? . .
septic ii:s. 1 -becausetieco:elre the rcell'sclearseercil surface with
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Your little Ones are it constant care is
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, • Market Ante,
Some of these big, magazine editors
are humorous at times. In response
to this inquiry from •an tunateur,
"What does poetry bring in New
York?" one of them replied: * •
"We have no regular prices. but If
you ship it -1h crates or :carloads we
believe that you can realize 114 cents'
a pound for it."
He is great who Is what he is from
nature and who never reminds Ua Of
others.-Emersou.
Her Plan,
He -DO you believe In long engage -
Meets? She -It all depende. - I
don't understruie, She • be has
pienty-of-etioney and is inclined to -be
liberal it long engagement is the thing,
but If he cannot afford- boxee est° the
, Opera anti such things' I always make
his rneeme tore Short. "
There tird stars so distant that a fly -
Mg =chine moving at the rate of 500
tulles an bone would require 00000,-
000 yeare to reach thorn.
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A MAN OF PRIVILEGE raagg :::21:7114;Plto Zart
LONDON'S LORD MAYOR A PER-
SONAGE OF POMP AND' POWER.
the ourtly Whittington replied,
"Surely, sue, never had subject such a
king
Still prettier is the history of Lord
Mayor Oaborne (1589)., Osborne was
the apprentice of a mayor who lived
on London bridge, and one day he
The First Holder of the High eeci dmiesvetedrlfrittrzizritearnclorleoschuaeddlait
'Mighty Office Wes..Elected In HIS ' •
en tnrouga a, lattice winclew. Years
and Proved Popular -Dick Whit. alter the girl was a rich heiress, court.
ed by earls. and lipights, but.ker lath.'
tington and Other Ancient Worth- ad
said to them all, "No Osborne
lese-How Self -Maths L-ord Mayor saved her, and Osborne shall have
Gave Charles II. a Taste of His bee! And Osborne, the hero appren-
Quality. tice, did have her and became lord
. mayor as well His great-grandson
The most impressive thing about the was subsequently created Duke of
mayoralty of London is it e great an- Leeds.
tiquity. In Saxon and Nornaanlimes Such stories read like fiction, but
London was an independent etate, and - they are perfectly true, The. city ar-
the chief magistrate -the portreeve, or chives preserve • them, with many
the bailiff -was an absolute ruler. more. -Keith Hunter in London Ex -
The first mayor was elected in 1189, press.
and he was so popular that he retain-
pLEN-rv OF CHALK,
ed the office for 24 years. The first
lord mayor's pageant was An the reign •
Of Henry VIII. and in it he figured A Block That Was Once as Large as
as chief butler 'to Anne Boleyn. the Continent of Europe. I
, Through the long intervening years
the lord mayor has retained many of The small piece of chalk' which is
his prerogatives as a ruler. Most
in
nhe constant
ruosoem ,inthtehab ills ei ha r r9onomni
People have no idea how extensive,
his privileges are and the workshop has a 'strange his-
tory, the unraveling of which through
He has his own chaplain (in olden
clays, like the monarch, he had his all its complexities is one of the most
jester, too), and badges of royalty are difficult problems with which the sci-
attached to his office -the scepter, the ence of the present day is called upon
swords of justice and mercy and the to . deal, This piece is •in reality a
ails
the city before all the royal family'. that once filled an area the size of
'
IWO
mace. He has right ,of precedence in c o an immense oc
ir or.
'Soldiers in. any number cannot march
through the city without his consent.
He has the right of private audience
With the Eing. He has the privilege
of direct entrance without queetien'
royal levees. He cen. at any time dis-
solve the city courts, even that of the
common councils by removing the
sword and mace from the table. • Re to Portugal in the south.
is lord of the 'river Thar/tea, of the In the British Isles the chalk is
donservaney, and. he controls the city found in greatest perfection and con -
purse. - tinuity in the east and southeast Of
The Majesty of his state is pretty England. A sheet of chalk more than
considerable too. The city gives him' a theueand feet in thickness under -
a sum of £10,000 to expend. His pal- lies all that portion of L'ngland which
ape, the Mansion House, is furnished is situated to the southeast of a
eeftli plate and ornaments Worth £100,- line crossing the island diagonally°
the continent of Europe and of which
evenyet several gigantic fragments
remain, each. hundreds of square
miles in extent. Therm patches are
scattered over the region lying be -
Omen Ireland on the west and China
on the east and extend in the other
direction fro Sweden in the north
000. He has a splendid retinue of from the North Sea at Flataborough
H d t tl t th En lish
seryants,. including it sword bearer, ea o cove on e g
mace -bearer and seven trumpeters, . Channel in Dorset, This enormous
whose liveries cost some £1,000 an- sheet of. chalk is tilted up slightly on
nually. He gives a yearly banquet, the west, and its depressed earitern
which costs thousands of pounds, and portions that dip toward the waters
employs an arMY, a 150 waiters, cooks of the North Sea are usually buried
and carvers, • from sight - by means of overlying
Best of all, lie has the power to sands and clays. Where the edgesraise vast sums :
f Mont? for chat' - of the chalk flo r• come upon the
table perposes. In the last quarter sea. the cliff sc nety is strikingly
of a century the toed niayore of. Lone gra.nd and beautiful. Any one who
don have raised nearly £6,009,000 for • has once seen the magnificent rocks ,
the relief of various people in dis- of 'Flamboroegh and terichy Head,
trees. the jagged stedics of the. Needles or
Another feature which makes the ..the dizzy mass o Sha espeare's cliff,
Isi
A MILITARY DESPOT.
The Mageriesive of Dose Private Is
• the liersestot" Army.
The following Is the experience o( a
German army private:
During the second maneuvers 1 wag
sent MI ahead to select quarters for my
company. The police supply the names
of householders who are expected to
shelter the soldiery. and I bad to de-
cide on the number of Men who should
be assigned to each place.
It seems that our nutior dispatched a
courier with a message foe our captain.
For some reason or other the message
was not delivered. The next day the
captain called we outand in the pres-
ence of the whole company rebuked me
for not delivering the message.
"I, did not receive any message,"
ventured. ,
. "Shut up your mouth, you liar!" he
thundered. Awl again he bellowed,
"Why didn't you deliver that message,
You" -
I told him a second time that I had
not received any message. The cap-
tain's temper broke all bounds. With
an oath he rode his home at me full
tilt, hurling* filthy names ,at me the
while.
When he had ridden right up to me -
,I fully expected be wouldeve me over,
but I dared not move -he suddenly
reined in bis horse and, drawing a long
dagger from his belt, shouted, 'avid
with passion, "I have half a mind' to
stick this through. your vile body, you
schweinthiedi"
Once more he asked me ebout the
message, and fence More I answered
him.
breahdenandthev;t4ilerSlee's:-MThy-01,-1-r..Ptiniehment,
you liar!" be retorted. • -
He repeated the question several
times and inereesed my term of impris-
onment each time I answered in the
negative until my term or imprison-
ment equaled fourteen days._ I was
Placed under arrest. Next day I was
released.
I afterviard found that the captain
had discovered his mistake, but he
,never referred to It.
SEE:WITS YET FUNNY
UNCONSCIOUS HUMOR THAT HELPS
TO PUT SPICE. IN LIFE.
Pomo 10**mph:is or pentissattam bums,
steeliness in speakers, Writtais and
Painting That Agpoall Wapiti to
the Sense rre the matooktue. •
Nothing baa added more to the merri.
reent of the world than the uninten•
Venal, unconsciourt hunter of =item
public speakers and, In fact all classes
and conditions of men and women.
And there is none so -delightful. It far
exceeds in mirth provoking quality the
Cold blooded humor of the professional
Wits.
We Americans are a fun loving peo-
ple, and we must and will have our
jollity, Some one has said with ger-
tain truth: ."With all our vanity, ener-
gy and unrest, we are not a dull, cheer-
less people. Sour faced fellows, yellow
and dyspeptic, are to be met with In
our cars and on our' streets, but they
are not the type of the American, for
' be is as ready for a laugh as for a
speculations as fond of a joke as an
office." •
And the jokeela all the more enjoy-
able when it is spontaneous. The great -
et the Stress and strain of life the
greater the need and deraahd for hu-
mor, and no one deprecates the value
of humor excepting those wife have
none of this good gift to their portion.
"Sunset" Cox, one of the wittiest men
of his day, says in ills Insole "Why We
Laugh:" "Eliminate from the ditetits
ct of an one eo e the
PERILS OF EIALLOONINO.
As Liaoning Trip 1* the 111,400
• • Wild Tassseressm,..
On one occailon, rising endden17
through a stratum of .elotale 10,000 feet
Lu the air into brilliant sunshine, the
gas dilated, I let out a little, DOWEL
we dropped into a cold air current. Tlie
immediate condensation of the gen
dropped us back into the cloud layer,
which eondensed the gee still more;
and accelerated the drop, We came
out directly abeve a stretch of wood
over Which lay another cool belt, By
this time we were falling like a reek. .
We were going so fast that the bagfule
of sand we threw out went up instead
of down. Hastily, we threw out the
drag rope, the anchor, the lunch basket
•-to little purpose. We struck the trim%
with a terrific crash; but. escaped; how.
ever, with nothing wome.tham a shak-
ing -up and a few bruises. .
The most - exciting trip I ever Wader
was a record breaking voyage that be-
gan eue Sunday evening. ,The Weather
was, not propitious, but we cast Off.
• We 'sailed across the Hudson river to •••
New Jersey rihd Plunged into a cloud.
After traveling; twenty miles descend-
ed to drop a twee to my wife, assuring
her of our safety. Again we shot into
it cloud. Presently we drifted over a
village . and, with that exaltation that,
accompanies the sensation of floating
In the air, enjoyed tie s strange degtess
the music of church bells drifting Ute
from belay's., Before we were aware
we plunged into the nildit of a huge
approaching thunder cloud: It seemed
to open and swallow us Into a pit of
gloom- and sinsultaneously Into the'
heart o e un'e
think have 'ever seen. The clouds
rolled and tossed and twisted. The \,
balloon would now -be forced downs \
then tested up aisd again spun swiftly
about like a top. We.lost all Sense of -
direction., Thunder wee crashing and
roiling 'end crackling all ereund. us.
Lightning flashed, .not forked zige
zags, but in great flashes of fire, It
was frightful. We did not want to de- ..
scend, but presently we heard the un-
nelstakanle sound of water not far
away. Letting out a. little gas, we shot
downward. Faster we dropped and
peter. Land was 'below us. The prole
len] was to land in the high wind with-
out damage. r let out moee gas. We
'Sanded he a treetop with a: jar that fix- .
ed the beeket so firmly in a crotch -that
it could not, be disiOclged by the wind,
_ forenew we had droPped below. 't•he •
stem,
lcird Mayoralty attractive •is its glare-. near Dover, can. understand why "the
Our of eornance. More often than not • White cliffs of Albion" has grown into
the king of the city is • . self-made a stock phrase. ,
man: Dick Whittington started out • • ,This massive sheet of chalk appears
as an apprentiee, as many other lord again ' France,.' in many parts of '
mayors have done. The mayor of 1611 Europe as 'far east as the Crimea and
came to London in rags in a carrier's even in Central Asia. beyond the sea
cart. The wealthy mayor. of 1415 had of Aral. How far it stretched west -
been a foundling: As recently. as 1800 ward into what now ;the Atlantic -
we had a lord mayor of London who may never be known, but chalk ' cliffs
began. tile rie a heicktayer's laeheyee,e of at least' 200 'feet in thitknese are.
When men of this Chatacter are ex- seen at Antrim, in Ireland, and lees
sited to 'the seate•Of the 'mighty they conspicuous. formations are found in'
rere apt to 'do freakish thingsat times, Scotland, in Argyll and _Aberdeen.'
The laborer mayor instanced above There can be little -eitieitiOn that all'
had a son Who fell freni a high ladder these now isolated patches were once
apd'was killed, and the mayer on be- eo
ing brought to the spot broke through whielt must therefore have occupied
-the crowd, 'exclaiming, "See that the a superficial area about -00e Miler;
poor fellow's Watch is safe!" ,• „olong by nearly .1,000 broad, an; ex
Another self-made lord mayor gave r lent larger -then that of the present
Charles II. a taste of .his quality. contirieht of EurOpe..
Charles dined with him in: the City, . .
uneeted in a continuous sheet
• e •
and the wine passed so freely that Unneteisary 'Hurry. •
the guests grew noisy and the mayor You have promised e let us say, to
familiar. Charles therefore stole away call for ,a• friend at his .offiee, so as to
to his coach in Guildhall yard; but the go down into the country together. He
bibulous mayor' pursued his majesty is a stockbroker, merchant, what you
and, catching him by the hand, cried will, His place of business being ten
out, with a monstrous oath; '"Elir, you minutes! walk from the Station, you
. than. (stay and tak' t'Other bottle call. after business *hours, about a
And the merry monarch actually turn -s
ed back and Saw the fun to. a finish.
The temerity of this Mayor. seems
all the snore.- remarkable in view of
the 'Stuart king's tyrannous dealings
with the cite He imprisoned twenty
-Of the princinal- citizens because they
hi loan on bad security.
4.'"Vdtaltd#20.tt a Teach-.
I "Don't you think you're wasting
your thee talking the value of aeon-
! oaty to Blank? hasn't any
know, Mit I have •
refusedni a • .
He fined the Mayor and aldermen stating that for the benefit of the la -
£6,00e on the Pretext of a trifling 'city dies he Would make"pluffs, boas; ete.,
riot and £ee,000 for pretended, mia-
quarter of an beer before the. tram
:tarts. You find him cheerfully doing
nothing unless a. cigarette counts for
work. He absolutely' declines to start
yet. It is too abeurdly early.- After five
minutes you -suggest departure. By no
, means will he move. It never takes'
him more than eaten minutes at the
BIRTH OF A "GASSER."
Noise of a plowing. Well Drowned
All Other Sounds.
Lu the Broadway Magazine Is a story
by Rupert, Hughes concerning the oil
wells of Texas, He tells or the birth of
a "gasser."
"It screamed like the death cry of'a
thousand -panthers.'---Ile says: 'The
thee steel cable has been sent flying
like a twine string. A. great length of
pipe has been • hurled against a tree
and wrapped around it The derrick
was almost hidden inn white haze. A
geyser of fine sand was streaming up-
ward mid eating away the lofty crown
blocks
'Seth knew what It was. •He found
Tom, and they gesticulated at each.
other. They made faces, but no audi-
ble sound: • Their voices were vain as
candles in the -full sunlight.' Each was
trying to yell the same thing:
•eesnes gasser' blowing. her head
ciffe
• • "Men gathered Enron eyerywnere and
aeted like crazy Nike 'working their
Jaws and delivering no message.. .
,-"They were aeaked, drowned,' Ob-
titerated to a sea of :Intolerable noise.
,"A mile away. at the railroad :Station.
the passengers were emially made
dumb by the -Uproar. If a: man want-
ed 'a ticket be had to write out the
name Of the station. An engine relied
In With a bell that rocked without
sound and a whistle emitting puffs of
white steam that no one heard.
"The anlmals eif. the region were
greatly disturbed.. There wets muds
.breaking of harness on. the part Of
horses,, and one or two galloped about
under.- empty. saddles, Their riders
were doubtless stuck in the mud some-
where, head first
. • "A few pigs wandering here and
there had sniffed at the noise and re
turned; to their luxurions wallows in
the ollY muek." •
amusing and the amused faculty, and
you produce a sterility as dull and. un-
interesting as the cinders and ashes of
the volcanic fields of Iceland. • But In-
clude- the a.masing element within
the experience and history of manklad,
and no description of luxuriance, with
grape, collie, nectarine and orenge, such
as makes the vales of Portugal a peren-
nial.smile, is adequate to emphasize the
contrast."
-One could not well destanceea more
amusing- blunder than that in a paint.
lug of the"Blessed Virgin" in an- old
church in Spain. In this painting the
Virgin is represented as sitting on a
red telvet sofa fondling a cat with one
hand, while with the other she is pour-
ing coffee from a silver coffeepot.
' This 'is as amusing tie a painting in a
German church representing the sacri-
fice of Isaac by -Abraham. . In this
' painting Abraham is about to .dis-
eliarge a huge pistol at Isaac when an
angel descends --and pours a. pitcher of
water on the pan of the pistol, thereby
saving Isaac.
The writer once saw a crude painting
.of King Herod :with a pair of specta-
dies painted on his nose.', There -Is a
veryeeld painting of St Peter' denying-.
the Saviour, and several of the Roman
soldiers In the background have pipes
- In their uniuths. ' '
• Those Who are onthe. lookoer• for
them will fled .many arnasing blunders.
• In the daily papers and in periedicals„
of all kinds.' It was but the .cithei day
. .
that the writer saw Miss Fanny Cros-
by referred to In a religious paper as
' the "author of .many blind poems."
And it was a great metropolitan daily
that one morsingegateeitesreaders the
following information regarding the
wrecking of a ship, the' night before:.
"The captain swam ashore and suc-
ceeded in saving the life of his wife.
She was insured in the Northern. Ma-
' rine Insurance comPany and carried a
cargo of cement
Equally amusing as an. Instance of
unconscious humor *as the statement
made by another paper regarding the
capsizing of a boat at sea-. It said that
but one life was, lost and that was
found afterward."'
He must sadly deficient in Mitaor
who. does not find himself amuried by a
sign like the following seen In the win-
dow of a shoemaker: "A•ny respectable
man, woman or child can .have a at: In.
this shop.' It Was an enterprising fur-
riee. whe placed a eard-in his window
ICnowing his walking. cape- •
doubt, At
cities, Yea but.acquiesce,
last you ,are off. and halfway to, the
train he says : "By J•ove, old man, we
mud' hurry up. My Watch is slow." So
. .
Treating the Insane..,:
In. 1796 'William'. Tu. a Quaker; -
opened the first national asylum for
out Of their own Skins." .
management of estates. . A prolific source of amusement to
The mayors, themselves e however,. you run-ignominiouslyu
yo run If the insane in York, England.. A few manuscript readers is the surprising
could fine readily enough on (Jena' luck befriend. you,youIpst
catch years earlier a Frenchman named Pi- way In which aspirants for literary
'Mon. ,,or example, his virorship,of the 'moving train, andas yousink pP
ers ir- nel had made a similar effort to restore honor and ,glory often "put things."
year 1'479 had one of his (I is ieg and .breathless into your seat he the mentally deficient to the rank' of We find one young woman Baying of
£50 (abt £1,000 of our money) for says: "You see. we .
kneelingoutoo close to him' while at time. Never mwere in plenty ofissed a train . in my human beings. Pinera plan was that her heroine: "The countess fell back in
prayers in St. Paul's. rife." Plenty of time, indeed! And all • ef nonrestraint a system then unheard a deadly swoon. When she revived her
Yet another ford aof and, of course, to be ridiculed as a spirit had fled'
., utlyere.(11132)_mades this hurry . for nothingIf he had been
.
an amusing blunder of speech' at . a doing anything -had a letter to write Preposterous heresy. It is now being' Another young writer places her her
dinner to judges ...and . leaders of the or the like -in these wasted eight followed every -where. . - : °the th a very perilous situation and
Bar. "See before you," he exclaimed minutes, you could forgive him, but — ' ----- then%ays` of her, Her flee quivered,
magniloquently 'the examples of my- he hadn't, or at all events he didn't pale; her breath came
self,' the Chief magistrate of this great You mop your brow and, though he , Ihtersheo4retepkasngtsr7
empire, and the &lei juetiee of Eng- is your very, good friend, remember A. third writer „gives this amusing
land sitting _at my right hand, both with- '..ceimplacency that this "just
'
now in the- highest- offices of the state catching trains leads to marry coron- description of ebb appearance of some
and both sprung &rim the very dregs
of the people-!" • • , • view. -ewes- e • ere ,esserse.........e.e.'
..41"
The 'banquets, by the
er'e inquests, -London Saturday "Re- one she referred to as "the bell of
the belle' ."She was clad in some soft,
Vinging; fleecy, Vapory stuff of purest
white that, gave the appearance elf a.
bit of detached cloud floating in the
sky, She wore no ornament with the
'exception of several bits of rare bric-
a-brac gathered in a foreign...clime."
A charming bit of purely unconscious
huinor was that noticed by some vie -
Inns to a great English coal mine. At
the mouth of the great central shaft
hundreds of feet deep was a placard
bearing these.words:
"Please •do not tumble down the
shaft."
se mayoral
way, have always been wonderful af-
fairs. In the year of George III•iss
Marriage' there .were placed on the
tables 414 different dishes, excluding
-dessert. Forty-five years. later (1806)
no fewer than seven of this monarch's .
sons were guests at a, mayoral dinner.
The Guildhall banquet to the' prince
regent and the allied sovereignsbe-
fore the battle of Waterloo was eery
-
ed on plate valued at dyer' £200,060
and cost £25,000.
All this, • however, is hardly ro-
mance, We must revert to Sir Richard •
Whittington for that. Sir Richard
really did hear the bells of Bow tells
leg him to "tan' again," and he did
marry his Wealthy ma'ster's 'daughter, ,
and he did become thrice lord mayor
of London. But, alas, he had to cull
There is a story of Sir Richard
which makes a good foil to the above
of the laborer mayor. Xing lieriry V.
was. dining with him in the city when
Sir Richard caused a fire to be light-
ed and threw into it' bonds to the
value of £00,000. given him by the
Xing for money lent, thereby freeing
his Majesty from debt. The gratified
Where. He Stood Ouee-
One deli, at .a dinner. partY, Thorn-
ae Raikes tells Us in his diary,: John
Wilson Ctoker, who Was nothing if
not dogmatie,_ flatly contradicted the
old Dukeof Wellington about some
incident in the Waterloo eampaign.
The duke gave up the- point cour-
.thously. Shortly after the discussion
fell upon percussion caps, and Croker
-again flatly contradicted the hero of
Waterloo. "My. dear Croker," said the
duke, "I can yield to your superior
information on most points, and you
may perhaps know a great deal more
of', what passed at. Waterloo than my-
self, but as a sportsman. I will main-
tain my point about the percussion
caps.' •
•
•
The American Collector.
"Historic Bibles In America" is a
very pemarkable record of American
enterprise. Among these Bibles are
volumes that belonged to Charles le,'
George III., Queen Anne, Prince Hen-
ry, son of James T. ; 'the Duke of
Sussex (ten), and Riehard III. Will
the crown jewels find iheir way Over
there P -London Spectator.
Chrintman Inland. •
"I spout last Christmas on Chrkunas
Island," said a globe trotter. "1p ,the
moruing I bathed In the sea rind In
the afternoon, dressed In white flannel,
.1 plaseed tennis. Christmasisland In
In the !Indian ocean. it Is always'.
SUMMer there, 'The thermometer nev-
er falls below 70 and never rises above
00 In the shade. There's ohms a
COOL pure °wind • froth the southeast.
Fresh fruit and flowers and vegetables
are its plentiful in January us in JUly. '
This little perallee is nine tulles long
' and tee miles wide.",
Established1879
Whooping Cough, Croup, Bronchitis
Cough, Grip, Asthma, Diphtheria
Ctesolene is a boon to Asthmatics
•
i,),cs it not seem more effective to breathe in a
. .
remedy to cure disknie o the breathing :organs
than to take the remedy into the stomach? . .
septic ii:s. 1 -becausetieco:elre the rcell'sclearseercil surface with
tirtittil;
t %cry breath, ycjng prolongedandc nstaant treat-
ment. It is intraluable fo-ttioth s with small
cat I.tren,
Those of a consumptive
tendency And itnmediate
✓ elief front coughs .or In-
tl uned conditions of the
throat, . .
Sold by druggist .
Sand postal f thooklet.
/ .
Lltasinio, . meg Co.,
Linhted, gents, Mont-
✓ ealo .C1 ada. go7
nowerailve.
First' Doctor -Is this operation &brae
Intely. tieceseary? Seeerld Doethr-It
' Is. The only possible chance we have
of collecting our bill Is from his life
insoro rice t-t-
.Dear Mother
Your little Ones are it constant care is
FA and Winter weather. They will
catch cold. Do you know about Shiloh's
Censumption Cure, the Lung Tonic, and
what it has done for so many? It is said
to be the only reliable remedy for all
, diseases of the air passages in children.
his absolutely harmless and pleasant to
take. It is guaranteed to cure Or your money
is returned. The price is 25c. per bottle,
and all dealer* in medicine sell St4
This mincer should be. every household.
, • Market Ante,
Some of these big, magazine editors
are humorous at times. In response
to this inquiry from •an tunateur,
"What does poetry bring in New
York?" one of them replied: * •
"We have no regular prices. but If
you ship it -1h crates or :carloads we
believe that you can realize 114 cents'
a pound for it."
He is great who Is what he is from
nature and who never reminds Ua Of
others.-Emersou.
Her Plan,
He -DO you believe In long engage -
Meets? She -It all depende. - I
don't understruie, She • be has
pienty-of-etioney and is inclined to -be
liberal it long engagement is the thing,
but If he cannot afford- boxee est° the
, Opera anti such things' I always make
his rneeme tore Short. "
There tird stars so distant that a fly -
Mg =chine moving at the rate of 500
tulles an bone would require 00000,-
000 yeare to reach thorn.
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my lungs were so diseased, my doctor considered
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Presbyterian Church, recommended Dr. illo,cum'e
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After tiling Psychine for a short time I ate and
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Incubator
On Time'
no you know there is big
money in raising poultry?
Do you know my incu-
bator Will pay you a big,
ger profit than any
other thing you can
have on your place?
'Well these things ate
true'. Thousands of people all
over Canada have peovcd it
every year forthe last five years.
I want to quote you,a price
on my Chatham Incubator,
sold ON TIME and ott a S -year
guarantee. I wantle send you
my Chatham book. -This ince- ,
bator bookis free -'11 send it
j ,
to you for just a postal card.
' it tells you how to make mono Oct of
chicekinet"Isinta Incubators and trooders
will omit° you money, for CI Chatham
Incubator will hatch a live, healthy
chicken on of every fortilo egg put
into it, telt .
Will you write for, mtt book to-dav
just say on a ti6tital 'Home send ins
your incubator. liook"-t hat's all,
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President
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