The Lucknow Sentinel, 1916-07-27, Page 7sill BENEFIT OF
WARTIME LAUGHTER
soxi7,1 iwOn. notous -AuouT loaz
" BOYS IKIIAKL
"Ita IGITt Langlater Ming Now Be
Considered With,•More
Grivity,
•
Although in the lauglitmanufec.
taring profession?, it N only since the
war that I have realized to the full
• 'the wonderful spiritual ' power •of
laughter, We usually consider laugh-
ter as only the hors -d'oeuvre to tfe
feast of living, or as a mere condiment
to the more solid fare of life ,writes
• Billy MOrson,in Lendon AnsWe'rs;
Remarking on the subject the other
day, a friend of mine .said that be
.e4 believed that since the war we
ha4. •tiecoate, as a whole, a gayer ne-
, lion, This may seem ridiculous
first,when ene ,eoliaiders. the 'Vag
amount of' suffering' eauSed by the
war; oh consideration, I think it
will be found that there is a certain
anieunt of hard sense of My friend's
remark.
Tommy the Irresponsible.
/lad yen any idea 'that there were
• So many. • launater-making,
. . ,,„
.ne-arted, seemingly carefree nien in
Britain before you heard , aid' read
ab.out the irresponsible optiniiszn- and
the great gift 91 laughter possessed
by British soldiers and Sailors V They
• suffer; .they make heroic • sacrifices,
. they give their lives—yet they laugh
and make laughter. • They are fight-
ingthe grim spirit of evil with the
gay spirit of laughter, and in the vic-
tory which they will gain you will
have had proef of the spiritual. value
• of the power of laughter.
haVe been asked to relate-scrme of
. the yarns told me about themselves
, by our laughter -loving boys, but I find
it difficult to make a choice.
- During a parade of a public -schools
(sortie an extremely ala-di-clah" and a
very youthful subaltern called • out a
private, and said, after a 'lengthy lec-
• ture in a high-pitched voice:
" "You are. so extretnely slovenly in
your appearance that, I don't know
• what t� do with your
Immediately a voice ft -Wu the ranks
cried: . • :
"Tell his 'mother!" • •
, Another repeated "Tell his mother!"
• in French; another hi German, a third
in Italian; then the classical scholars
, implored their Officer to "Tell his mo-
ther" in Latin ancl.Greek.. •.'
The' next day the youthful sob 'tin,
• ranged to- exchange into another bat-
' talionl. . • '
Temuorar,vient/emerd '
Officers of the Regular lir Teril-
tOri4 officers of experience .have
•
sat anisideration•- for any • -yeting
"temporaries". whp do not conforin
strictly to the tiiages of their ;new-.
'found positions .as,"officera and gen-
' tlemeri." • •
, . . —
"Temporary second -lieutenants are
• • requested to behave as temporary gen.:
'tlenden" is- the notice in a certain Ser-
• vice club.: . • , ' . • '• • • • •
•
. The s other • . day a Certain :proud
father was 'showing & Certain,intajor
•• • it portrait of his seri, who had• -just
obtained- a ,commission. The 'officer
•looked hard at the portrait, and saw
weakly, testhette-looking; affected
Youth. withlang, neetie'lablie that it
• - nay curled over the cellar of his uni-
form
•••• Without a sMile. the 'major handed
bank the -portrait.. ' •
!" said -h�." Quite good! But
what's the name of tholifece ?" •
• . "Father Wants You •to Move.!"
sr, -A certain general has his own. Son
- ,as A.D.C. The yeith, I am told, mean
• welt. but (Idea:badly. One day he was
carrying an order from the general to
40,.• an artillery conmaander, and this was
how he delivered. it :.
• "If you please, father"Wants yeti to
reeve your guns to .S9 -and -so." • '
•" Right 'yott are, my little man!"'
•'replied the officer. 44 Now, run along
,It.nd see what your mother. wants Me
••• to'do !" •
,• A friend just back from the front
• tells me that in the dining-rooril eg' an
• hotel in France, oil g huge, placard
posted over, the mantleslielf, orge can:
read-: ' • ,
'▪ -English officers and their friends• '
are respectfully requested to :address
. the -waiters in English, as,their French
is hot generally understood."-
, .
•
.4gprouniemeoce..P....".
Adds a Healthitif
Zest to any ineal•
Moit everyone likes allot
table- drink, birt it must
have a snappy taste aria at"
the same time be healthful.
Probably no beverage an-
swers every requiremenrso
completely as does
POST
4 . '
Thiq recallss brief conversation HOW TO MATE AN MATZ.,
that a celdier overheard in France. I
r,,rwe• British 'bunnies were chat- The Way 4 Man May Have samethiag
When Old Ago Creeps Veen, Him.
ting outside a cafe ,Said, one I.
oTivalreneit seem, logy fund.14. their
mayonnaise, don't they I"!
"Bather 1" the other replied.
Why _you hear it .playcd- wherever
'you go."
Great French War Song.
And here is another yarn concern-
ing 141C8011,14itla 1," The reat
French ser0 Of Over Wen hang
, •
As' a means of preventing •Poveril
and as a method by which familice
deprived by deathof the providhig
menthe.r may .not become objects- of
charity, there has never in the. world
been anything devised which, equAls
the power for geed as a well-manag-
ed life insurance comPanY.
Life insurances AS dOV0101004
4iLi40 ‘'Cbcarrtnun. Vo°111113:°rtifae"5tet,UmValfzurion' y -,-.7),"'"a` 0 tho greateat economic value. It
. is the bonding together of Many Men
asked a little boy. ._ ,,••
.1Ur(e)1111e,"‘ Ttohiltin'sy. i the
—getht o°19'4'wtbn ::33't1441)144VillIng -1:e Ptill:Peetfr.41:4:14:4114f:
1
your sm."
- Among My many soldier fgriendsis
an -Irishman,. who delights. to Jell
humorous anecdotesconcerning his
own countrymen. Here is ene that he
told mel 'A 4' Jack jel"InSen:l'Uti OP'.
ploded • with it deafening roar,. ',and
IVIurphy, vhping his eyes cjear,of •Inud
with:his respirator, loolced round to
see;qaricy, his chink -lying very •still..
"Snake te me, Terence 1" he .whis-
pered, " ArEtyealeive er dead ?",
" Dead I". faMtly murmured Clancy.
." What a liar. the 'man is I."
quised MurplzY, much relieved;
Then. Clancyset up. • • • •• •
"Ye know I inusthe dead,. IVIurPhy,"
In; said, "or it isn't the loikes,av you
wOuldbe calling me a limi1"
„ ,
FOrgelltimself.-
• :An Irish cerporai was in charge Of
ti catty parade of buglers,and the C.
G. asked 'him if theY srere. all pretient.
" No, stir;' one absent." •
" Go and find him then," said the
C.O.
In a feiv moments the Irishman
came running back, and cried breath-
lessly: •
"Shure, sor, and weren't we a pair
of duffers nOt to notice it! It wor me -
self, or. Bedad, I forgot to call me
own name enteirely, sor!" •
• Tho following yarn was -told ineby
a private in a rifle corps. One night
a man arrived back from leave long
after "tights out." The next morn-
ing his C.D. demanded an explanation.
Said the culprit promptly:
"If You please, sir, I had to stan1
•up while the Salvation Army played -
'God Save the King,' and that made
me miss nly train. •
• . "Quite the most original excuse I've
ever heard," remarked the command-
ing officer. • : „
That recalls to my: mind a similar
story, told to, me by an officer friend..
A recruit stationed ina town that:was
strange to him lest his way one night,
and consequently arrived back at the
barracks several hours late.
"Why are you fate?" •asked . the
Sergeant. . 7
lost my way, sfr, through • not
knowing' the town." • -
• -• "Lost your way, did • you? Well;
4,11 -star -in -barracks till yea know
the tOwn better. Dismiss!" '
LEG GRAFTED. ON, SOLDIER.
. .
iirgeons. Bind Men To -'ether -Like
. Siamese Twins.
•
• A remarkablesurgical operation •is
now being performed 'at 'the • Grand
POWs; Paris , France, the massive
building usually used for the annual
Salon, but now transformed intd a vast
hospital. Here' two soldiers lie side by
side,bound together , like Siamese
;twins, While a large part of- theleg of
One -of them. is being; slewly transfer-
red into the leg of the other one. No,
ted--eurgeons are- . gathered-- -about;
watchirts slew development, which
• they regard as marvelous both from
the surgical 'standpoint as well as
from the sentimental,' in which one
soldier is calmly giving ihis, by day
•part of his, body to a fellow -soldier.
The -two men lie On their backs on
a- large operating table in one of the
halls of the hospital. They lie in
opposite direetions,,the head of • one
near the feet of the other; like the
.figures on playing cards. They are
among the most seriously wounded of
the younger. class of soldiers, one 26
• and the • other 23 years Old. The
.younger; Rousselot, was wounded in
• the leg at the battle of Morhatige in
the early days Of the war. He was
taken prisoner to Germany, where the
experieneed 'by other lanzbers of tize
cornpanY.,
Life inaaranee in the beginning Was,
fselely for protection, but variations
in the different forms which exist to,
day. have been brought forth to Meet
the demands of the public, as theY
arose from, time to time, bat we be.
Neve Oita fatthet a 'company varies
from the prithal idea--Aamely protec,
Um—the less is its power for good. .
As an 'investment We. have nothing
to say against it, and the vast- aecu-
raulations of surplus which the dif-
ferent cove:West hue made arid
which they hold for policyholders'
speaks for itself, but the princiPle of
making. provision in often 'opt sight
of in the attempt to create an asset„
at future' date, for a Person's own
benefit.
• It is !A curious thing that no mat-
ter b.ow• badly 'a mini may need life
insurance,. he has a tendency to side-
step it until he je, finally caught, and,
as has been aptly said, some men get steel. .
life insurance to -day much in the Gen. Smuts is fair, .as fair as a Vi -
same manner as they, get religion. king. He has a thin, panted, golden
Ilis emotions must be appealed to, and beard, the forehead is high, the nose
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A Man's Meal for °Five Front Erin's Green Isle
Cents. Living on mush •
mak w a mushy man. &man.
who works with. hand or brain wPwsOBY . riMM %.1.1W'''
must have a man's food. WO . .1•K "I" *.$11°RE.
k
Shredded Wheat Biapaits . .—,..: • '
with., .ini.."-.4pi..or _,4:47,e4,4.4,44.---_,, _,win Happenings la the Elnerald Isle of
, supply AU TM strength- 1 , • intereot -to mak, 4
Jog nutriment needed for a . -
lialklay's, work „or ,..plaY• at! , men*
a cost of not over Ave cents, e 01,0.q ' ‘. . . , 1"''
Between
, roce revolt.
*lief hic DOHA &Mine!
Simply -crisp 4 few Shredded
Wheat Biscuits ill the oven 'Damage in the • Pembroke Council
AP,CA serve .with fresh fruits
and milk or cream,.
. Made in, 'Canada
GENERA", SMUTS,
Wal; an Honorable Foe', and Now a
' Stannch Loyalist. ,
When you mot General Silents .for
the first time nothing impressed you,
more than Ida remarkably , piercing
eyes. They are penetrating pointe of
he often takes the step in a moment
of enthusiasm; generally be is pleas-
ed with himself afterwards, and if
lie is a right-thinking and te proper
business. man •he seldom or never
la ses his policy. •
In going over the daily press week
by week and year by year, we see the
•probates of wills of many people, and
We are often astounded by the small-
ness of the estate, if any, to take
care of those left behind, and in many
Cases we find that the principal asset,
when any, is usually a life 'insurance
is somewhat large but the whole ex-
pression of the face is open and
pleasing. • Yet the eyes' dart fire.
No man has entered the field to
"do his bit" for King hnd country
with more enthusiasm than. this one-
time enemy of ours. His gratitude to
Great Britain is deep and strong. He
does not care to be thanked for • his
loyalty.• -
• "What else could we do than what
we have done?" he tithed. "Only one• •
course was possible after • England's;
polity taken out by the breadwinner. qtrueearizen t of us ,•
when we were con-
• The Wilding of, an estate at , the Gen; Smits mental powers , 'are
present time, or even at any time, is phenomenal. lie -is only -46, but he
a ..tedious and long-drawn-out mat- has been "doing things" for years.
ter. It is not generally ,known that From his father's farm at the Cape
fully 95 per pent. of the people • who he went to Cape University. At Cam' -
.enter basiness fail during some time bridge, later, he 'took a double first
or other. Neither is it generally in the law tripos. In the Transvaal'
known that fully 97 per cent. of the President Kruger Made him State
public, when they attain advanced agei Attorney • when he was but 28 'years -
have little or nothing to live upon. If old. '
• ,
even a small fortune is to be accumu- when the Boer war broke out Jou-•
late& it 'must be wisely and intelli- bert made him' a • commandant is
gently Managed, and when people are soon as he stepped into the field. His
so busy, as they are to -day, endeavor- quick brain .saw that faiding ,tactics
ing to make ends meet, they have not
much time at their disposal to.
-'00-{. most trouble. • His mobile coluinn
were likely to cause the British the
into investments.
• By plating aside a °small sniii year-
ly, as ons means• permit, the mo-
ment the first payment is ,macloon a
life insuranaf -policy an estate • is
created of the face value of thepolicy,
and if a man would only continue to.
add to thfe, in the hest years of his
earning capacity, he would have seine-.
thing When old age creeps mien him
which would be security against Many
of the troubles he, might have to
meet, and if he has this sum at :his -
disposal when he comes to advanced
age he will' havainani people anxibus
to give (him the comforts to which he
"BLENDED ' S.A1J B.40E.!!
"Succitlent Source of :Iltnis' Joi". Dia.
. appears.
The German's faith ' in ° the idol of: the•Central Power* are being racileolly.
his soul, the pivot of his bell*, • the: changed, but their specie' and paper
symbol of all he holds dear—in short; nOW coming into Circulation will be
the sausage—has ' been rudely and Valueless, . ,eidept among theinselires,
rothlessly shattered.° • The - Mu*h unless the' 'COnclusion ,of the War
Post saki: , . should be in their favor. •• •
"To -day more than ever before he There" is no gold in circulation, and
,
wbo eats sausage must be gifted With silver is beginning to disappear coin -
an •Unquestioning ',tritst. Heaven only pletely in some countries notably in
knows what it, is that is being tio_.1d Austria, -Bulgaria and TurIcey. Thus,
under that nanie at Present. theaub- to replace specie, iron, steel and lead
stance which is passing for sausage are beintg' introduced instead of copper
at the. officially fixed maSamuirt• price tmcl silver. The Bulgarian4,Govern-
area, Dublin, do to the rebellion, and
ta suppression, is roughly esti:noted.
'$6.,2$11,000-,
. Betting raids organised by the Bel-
fast detective staff, prove success -
241 recently, • the aggregate lanes be -
L. -close to $oo, •
•
At Enniscerthy • recently fat pigs
reached the, Priee--of $16.86 per cwt.
like weight, and direr 0•0,006.-waS paid
to 'Small farmers and cettagers -for.
'their pigs. • - •• •
• Owing', to . the high' price of Coal;
thotisancis of peies a peat Are being
cut •in Ireland, and Many public. insti-
tutione!are accepting. tenders far turf
instead of coal.
. A. few. days after his Promotion was.
gazetted. in the , royal FlYing Corps,
news .has been, received . a the death
in action of •Capt. I3arrett, formerly
of the RIC. • ' • • .
Wkile a. boy named Collins. • was
bathing in- the: lough at :Roscommon
..he accidentally slipped .. into -4. deep
dram and :and 'Was Smothered before. at.
siatance arrived.
A large number of the prisoners
sentenced to long •terms of itripriSon-
ment for the. part they played in, the
recent rebellion have been., removed
from .Dublin to • Dartmoor prison.
Mk. Forster, financial secretary 0
the Wan Offrc'e;, hasstatedthat the
total value of the contracts for ,shirt-,
making in Ireland since the outbreak
of war. ie about $3,286;000: ', •
. ...Athlone :Bpard of `GUardians at , a
special meeting, passed a strong reso-
lution calling the ,attention . the
LOW -...Government Board to the ,ne-
cessity' -economy in public depart-
ments.• ;: •
The .house, 62 Middle Abbeystreet,
Dublin, which, arming .those: ruined by
fire, was that'in.which• Michael Devitt
held his first private •consultation, as:
to the -foundation of the • .Land
League. • . '
While the insurgents had 'poises:
sion• of the Post. Office in Dublin;' one
of their number ..spent some time.
shooting at Nelson's -nose, Which was
shot clean away.' • The figure is now,
ininue •ati arm and ,a nose, ' • •
The -English 'Board of . Agriculture.
have 'rdado known • that in regard ,•t�
the importation • of 7 farm „labcirers •
from 'Ireland, any Irish laborer. will
' not cane :under • the Military, Service
darted hither., arid thither, and , his I Act; and will not lie called •- up • • for
lightning -like Movements •were as ag-
gravating as :they were Mystifying.
He.was soon maden general. • He 'was
not 30 then. • • • • ..
• Through •it all he. was; an houorable
foe., When • the Peace • Treaty :was
signed he- became 'a .staunch loyalist.
When the grant • of 'self-gctivernment
"Ks OF to, inAmo.vaowzoriTo
,
Owe 'Woo tifebot weicitoot
kokol
tont Itikhoner hod a rot low
boding, of an acoifiont At BM Si
much tiros tide the case that be ;lever
ernAle4 frorn_Doyer to Calais Withotit
'wearing 4 lifebelt timistcoats PAO that
110,,bed specially made for him in
vUagYnepetobneflthaore rfitOu'rrim,a„cle •faraous ed -
Though Kt often on the sea ,And
excellent sailor, he detested sea trips
and novel -felt eonifortable Ott hoard
.1 any ship. He "complained that the Sea
affected his eight.
Another curious point was' that
while be always acquiwd curies in .4n3"
Part- of the world in which he might
be he took care • never to ailow his
purchase to be on the vessel on which
he was a passenger,
service, :
• An'offiCial .report issued from Mili-
tary headquarters, Dublin, states that
F. A. 'Mahon, a *either of Dublin
corporatien, has been found guilty by,
court-martial and Sentenced to three
years', penal servitude; two and a half
• years Of Whicli:have been remitted.
I
was: made to the conquered States he
stepped into the front rank of South ;
African pOliticians. Side by side , — • .
sus Last Words
with his intimate friend and colleague ' . • • • .' ••
Louis Botha,- he _worked for' the goo a The following passage took place
. between counsel and witness' in a dis-
of, his country.
pitted will Case.:
• . , "Did- your -father- give- yoti-no part -
.,•
a
ing admonition.?" -• :
STEEL MONEY FOR BULGARS• "He never 'gave much away at any
Gaining Also.,Supplies.Iton and Lead t.in14.• ni:e41.1; 'w1 h•a
• - : - .•- '•• Coinage. , words?" •
t • .werp his last
„ . . ,•
•Gradually: the mOnetary systems of
, , . ..
"They don't concmi You."• •
"They not only concern me sir"
, ,
remarked ••• the barrister, severely,
"but they eoneern the 'whole. court.'
•- "0, all right," was the reply.
"Father 'Said: 'Dan have no on
when I'm gone, Jim, 'cos lawyers • i s
the biggest thieves tudiung"
• This is to certify • that fourteen
years ago .11---got-;,tlie cola -of '711.-p' 4eW-
wrist nearly severed, and was for
about nine months that I had no use
of My •hand, and tried other Lini-
surgeens say he did not receive luta- in no way corresponds to the Money ment has ordered $2,000,000 worth of nients, also doctors, and was receiv-
HOU attention. He was Drought that is 'spent on The intention of 2 cent and 1 cent coins in steel - and ing no benefit' By a persuasion from
Sari to perfoi•m; a second operation to Cheap sansage. Their goodwill was to be shortly issued in knell bank and Used one bottle which completelylead. llIcireover, about $3,000,000 are a friend I get MINARD'S LINIMENT
back last September, and it was neces- the city authorities was to prodtice
lengthen his leg fourteen cehtimeties • cured me and have been using MIN -
(about five and a half ,inches). But ARD'S LINIMENT in my family
after the •extehsion Was, per -formed ever sinee- and find, it, the same as
there was still a leek of bony matter • when I first used it, and would never
between the two parte of the. broken Why': "blended sausage"? Simply be be without it. ' ' . •
h b 'e t ' ISAAC E MANN
1
most praiseworthy; but unfortunately
their efforts met with no suceess.
Large quantities of "blended saus-
age" were placed • on the market.
notes in the respective .value of 20
cents and 40 cents each. These small
bank notes are being. printed in Ger-
many.
'A first series of bank notes of the
femur .• • . .i . cause that variety yielda t e itgg s . face value of 96 cent, $1.92 and $3.84 , • .
• The other soldier, Tillete, an artit profits, of the very expensive blood apiece, and amounting altogether to Aug. 31st,' 1908.. Metspedia, P. Q.
legman, was seriously wounded in the and fatharp a trace enters .- into $5,600,000 nominally, are awaited by
leg' two Months ago in the desperate its composition • The latest mater- the Bulgarian Treasury from Ger- . ' He Was Toe Busy.;
fight over Fort de Doziaumont. In a MIS to be employed in 'sausage mann- many almost immediately, lul a Erg ,iiiiam.- ma,?,
asked - three-year•old
field operation his leg, was amputated facttire are beetroot and parsnips, instalment, •Further daily 'deliveries ,
r reddie,. "are We , going to heaven
• aboVe the knee.' Later it was found the succulent source of our joy, has. are to be sent to Sala, rePresenting ' "Y d I h
, that the second operation was. neces- disappeared. , VVhat else takes 'Its $4,000,000 each time in these new • •• d . '
. .
was the reply. L wish . papa could
! sary in order to shorten the leg by. place .it we're 'better net to ..:enquire
. notes, until the total order for $1000' go," contitmeel the little fellow. "Well,
some eenthnetres. . ., " too closely. Suffide it to - say that 000;000 in bank notes has been sup- and don't you think he Will?" ask -
It was at this Point that the sur- the sale of "blended sausage" yields plied,. All this new Bulgarian "money
geons concluded that the soldier who the but c ors a magnificent return 1,,s„,Made_in,,,Geramt .3„.„,:,—...-....-....,...--, -Ps..L...0.e.....tnetban......:14,014„:•actle
nee e 1-4711i'dffoffir1ifreliiild give' w ile the sausage making art, is it ' ,
• som•e. day? ' es ear, ope .s,o
This. &Moil§ pure food-
• drink, made of- roasted •
Wheat and .a 'bit of Whole-
some Molasses, affords a
rich, delicious flavour, yet
4011tailifi 110 Ilarfrifill ole-.
tient. . - •
,
The original Postern Cer-
eal must be boiled ; In-
Postuni.• is made, hi'
• the .cup u•ciutck as wink,"
• by adding hot water, and
Stirring. •.
• Both -forms of Postum
have a delightful aroma
andflavour, are healthfill,
and- good for children Ind
groWn-ups.-
"ifilere's a Reason"
Sold by 'Grocers everywhere.
comdian Nitom 144.,
•• Windier. Ottt,
„tka
up this part to the soldier who needed iS carried out tit present, simply , de -
the longer leg. Tillete W ,
as eoneulted frauds the consumer:. of his': hard-........;"`.....,,‘Irg Liniment =aid :by Physieialia...
by the chief surgeon, the operation a earned ineney. ' • . • . •••
,. a.
grafting was fully explained •to him, Up Aginst- it
and it wsa made knownaisci he was ItEillyDER OF HUN'DEEDS. ... liggs has, just had an increase in
rendering ti service to a soldier com- . — • • salary." . • ' ''
rade and to .science. HO did not French' Society to Put up Monuments "That so? I'M sorry.", . .
hesitate, but ••gave • his full consent., ' . • • to "Atrocities*?
:
"Sorry. I should think' be
-Thereafron the operation began; and . . . it -Shamed to say that • 'You might to
now, after some weeks the twoWith the object of 'never:, allowing rejoice in •YoUr neighbor's success."...
soldiers he there an:their baths •• the 'the:People of Fralite to -fof.get the "I do, but Jiggs lives next deer to
Outrages said to have, been committed me„, and it, wee all I eould, clq to keep,
by the Gentian .invaders during the ap -with him on his former income
war, an association called • "LOeuvre
dee ' Plaopes et • Monuments . COM-
efforatifs des Atrocities-.Allemaiides''
funds is raising for the . •pqrpotio
*Ceding niontiments pn spots *here
the alleged. atrocities Occurred, and:
affixing comniemotative plated' :^to
buildings said! to have been the scenes
bf sitch4acts:
• In the apPeal for' funda 'sent to
Americana General •Sieretary. ••Noyer
and . Treasurer Gam-14min say thht
they have 'no doubt that the numer-
ous
Ameriean tourists who Will go to
Prance after the war to visit the bat-
Ileftelas will be happy to see these
tommemoratiVe tablets and plates. •
'right tbigh' Rousselpt againit. ,the
left thigh Tillete, , bound together
with the :same' stirgical • bandages • SQ
as to prevent the slightest shifting of
• IA. operated pr7t^ the pheno-
mena. of transferring .one leg to . the
Other h accomplished.• •
• "
'Human.• Sac-riffce 14
A despatch tO London 'front Calcutta
tinya that a ease of hinnati Sacrifice
is reported front , a Hindu' temple at
Jaffna, It 'appears that .certain Hin-
dus •of Vantoirponnai . were strongly"
tempted by a dream` regarditt treas-
ure trove. Believing that by the sae-
iiiice of an innocent youth to the g§d4
thiaa they tould obtain • the desired
neY, they led a youth of 20 At dead'
of night tethe teMple of the goddess
*hero he was 'drugged and his .throat
Waa ttt,
•
. "
'Worry 'gives the 'Underbid:4r
bilsinesa than Work doe.
a.if'Or 'fitinard'a and take no . othes1 .
more
Freddie; "he could .riot leave his busi-
ness.V • • •• ••• ••
.Granulated Eyellids;-
Ej,es inflamed by expo-
sure to Sun, Dust and Wind
esrecgemcd
" kly relieved by Morino
y. No Smarting,
• just Eye Comfort': •At
Your Druggist's SOc per Bottle. Nurinefys
SalVeinTebei2 Sc. PorlioikolihelEyerree,Mt
• Druggietsorfdarinetyellemedygii.,Chictagl
motinnE THE CHILDREN.
.4enautlis ito-11se.Sehool-Pupils-tO
• tier Harvest.' . •
t
SUMMER HEAT
• • HARD ON BABY
.
No season of thesy6Ar is io •d.ariger.
ous to the life of little ones as is the
• simmer. The excessive heat throws
the little stomachout of order - so
quickly that finless proMpt aid .1% at
Iland .the -NOY may be beyond all
human help beforkthe inether,realizes
pie is 111..Stiminer is the season 'when
•• • • --
diarrhoea -cholera'. infantion., dysen,
• try and colic are most Prevalent. •AnY.
one:of these troublesmay prove dead-;
ly 12. not promPtlY . treated. boring
the 'summer the mothers best friend.
is Baby's Own Tablets. They regn-,
late the•powelpa. sweeten the .stornacir
and keep baby healthy. The .Taldetft
are sold' by • inedicine dealers or by
mail at 26 cents a box from The Dr. -
Williams' Medicine Co., - Brockville,
Willie—"I met the new boy who.
lives next 'door e'n my way to school
this morning, and it made me late."
Mother—"I'm sorry for that, Willie."
Willie—"It's all right. The new boy
wasn't able 'to get there at all!"
/Keen Minardli Liniment in the house
• ' Getting into Society. •
• "Guess I'll have to rig up _a mid-
dle ,name," declared Fluribub. 'I never
had one, but 1 gotta have ene now."
, ."Why so?"
"My' wife demands 'one to'print ,on
her visiting cards."
ver
r end
ciier
mow
-
.3110Z DEW-ER3
Worn by, invere7flevolk,Ar
or . ihn twaniry .
-ommvor4,
• OW ,P-OTATOES
Deliaware. Carmo•
an. f„der
gml) r07,A.T9$, CO,S4-
a once, SupPIS Wtitei for ga0.,,
tatiens. Tr. W. Pawson. Titrampton. •
2trzrM 1-442,7T4P
11017T4t): •
• ERS and Potter
ern Maks. stee,,Cbr
work, State ageegperienceo and wagea•
Roving Rydratillo & Elaginecritig
Limited, Lindsay
LABORERS, ,goird wages. -API*
BOX NAILER% sAiwygus.
er. write 'FirStbrosik Bros. Limit!
wNTE FOR• WOOLEN "
Mill, Carders, Weavers, Villiers.
and Napper Tenders. Goo4 wages os14
In all departments, and steady work as-,
mired. We have, several, openings, for
jnexperience4 help; where energy and
abuto, will bring protootion. Wages •
',aid to apprentices while •Jettruing%
Weaving. Special inducements to
Farnilr workers, Write stating. full
experience if any. ago, etc to The
SlingebY Mfg.. Co.. Ltd , Brantford, Ont.,
2 0 Assorted 'Celluloid Aft,
Datrintim. Buttons
i'lsgs for • • .
The above illuetratiOn shows three of
the -*twenty different •Patriotic• Ent -
tons and Flags of the Allied Nations'
which, •Canadians are proudly Wear-
ing to -day. • In order to itdvertise aur
Tag Day Supplies we' will. send you
theSe • twenty designs.. upon. the re-
ceipt of 25 cents. This is colleetion
you will prize and keep. 'Ask for a
.price..ou a 1arg6 Flag tor Your home.
, T. • P. -.TANSEY,
Dept. leTei 188-185 Peel St.; Montreal.
Manufaottftere of Badges. 'Buttons,
Eflagro and. Tag Day Stippliem
A
To ' represent' well known
. Fertililier Menufwiturer, •At-
traetive "propoeition to energetic
and responsible parties. '
Apply with fall partimilura to
•-"FERTILIZtR,.
�/o Wilson rablialiitia•Co., Ltd..
• TS Adelaide St.. Welt. _Toronto.
ITZWSPADERS PC/It SALE. •
HPROIrrr-MAI4ING NEWS ANA JOB
Offices for .thale in good •Ontario
towns. • The most useful, and interesting
of all businesses. Full information
application to Wilson Publisking„ Com-
pany, 73 West Adelaide Street • Toronto.
ANCER, '.TIJMOIte.
• Mt1SODLLANDGUS
C
internal and externai, cured wite-
ent.inan by our home treatment. Writ*
se beforetoo late. •• Dr. Beilman Mddleal
Co.. Lirnitod. CoIlinewood. nnt
Seventh Annual •
Toronto Fat Stock Show
Will be hidat ,
Union Stack' Yards, Toronto .
• DECEMBpR 8th and 9th, 1916
For further pa.rticulara write
• C. F. TOPPING, Secretary,
Union Stock Yards,. Toronto
•
'',4)7:. • yFeuregeetbriett4:t ,r'elGeuelts.Q.vitrittani
CRIJSI-IED • Rogic sitz;:r
A more even freeze.: Smoother Ice
• Cream.. Takes one -,•third 'lase salt an
keepsiTeoreaoicw
mhaorcl tswAzieeTwasloon:rite
.s
6p-62po.rvis Toronto; Ont.
Mac giflory for,Sale
. Wheelock Engine, 150.
fl.P., 18 x.42, With double
main driving belt 24
Wide; and.Dynamo30K.W.
belt driven. All ,in*Ifirst
class condition; Would be
sold -together or-sep-arate-
ly ; also a lot of,shafting
•at a very.great bargaiwas.
room Is regtilted lipmedi-
ately.
S. Frank Wilson & Sons:,
- 73 Allelaidet
• • Toronto.
,
,That is the 'end of the sealing process When
• you uSe Parowax. No papers 'or sfrings to
• bother with. --42c. "irksddie labor 'with jar tops. •
Just pour
PERE REFINED pARAFFINE
over yonrjellies and they
will be kept absolutely
- air -tight - --No"
f e r ta n
• trouble. •
• • FOR THE :LAUNDRY — Set
-2--diree0ono*M-ParoW•itx-hrbeisf0rit9
use invaluable service inVashing.
At groecry, deyartment and
-----fresarr stoma everywhere.
•
THE IMPERIAL. OIL
CO1VIPANY
ReportSreeeived in LOridon "indi-
cate that :the sihoo1 children..of (ter-'(ter-'niany are to be Mobilfsedfor "the
-coming harvest. Theyare to he pa
into the fields :during the whole - of
the. season: Instructions have • been
given by the ..educational . authorities
throughout the country. in regard to
the holidays,'
• The arrangeinent is that the • '. suiii-•
mer and- auttimil vacations are to be
added toghtherand probably extend -
'ed. •Tile result Will be that a solid
niass of: child labor -will be available
for an unhyokon period, when :every
posaibleskind ef help will be, needed
in the fields.- • • . . .
atiaastris tdatment .r.umbermaa.a iviaaa
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