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The Clinton News-Record, 1909-12-30, Page 26. la • AOCKIRAOY-s. *444 4•401144144414*****40 It's Easy • Here • Our selections of UpotuI 1 Beautiful New Year'e presents ' make choosing easy, Our pricee make buying easy, becanso hint I bought right. OM .1111101011 ' I OUR PERFUMES I We can tell you all about 4 I theni, you must see them to ap- ' preciate them, then you won't want to leave them laere ; we e don't mind that, for we bought ' them for you. I Dou't forget the Kodak% EBONY We have Ebony in hun- dreds of shapes. Our nfanicuee, * Military and Brush, „Oases are 2 simply beautiful, also Hand Z Bags, Pocket Books. Collar Bags; • and many other useful, gifts for men, women and children. 1 W. S. R. HOLMES Manf'g Chemist, • •••••••• 11••••••4;0••••••******* —RELIABILITY — EXPERIENCE -- Tile Be1 Coal IF YOU WANT THE BEST COAL AND PROMPT DELIV- ERY SECURE YOUR SUP- PLY FROM US. • ORDERS LEFT AT DAVIS & ROWLA.ND'S HARDWARE STORE PROMPTLY. • AT - ..TENDED TO, ' • • • W. J Stevenson. **NO •••••••••••••••••••••• • • • • • ce3 • 3 = c.= • = • cz. • 124 • = One year ago, Mr. George Wakeman was. earning about $100 per year as farm laborer. Now he is earning at the rate • of $962 per year. Six months' training • &tour Business College made the (inference. Was it a gond investmante? Be • th in ks s o. address *. is New Osgoode, Sask. • Four Courses: • • PREPAtATOnY • CommEnCIAL The Montreal Finance COmmittee has voted the VOn.trollers salarieS of tea thOusand dollars. The Railway Commission has de- cided to allow the telegraph compan- ies to put their new short code regul- ation into force on July first. C. W, Hammond was eonunitteed for trial at Hull for assaulting Mrs. Weight, his employer's we, and ut- tering bogus cheques t:011 the Bann of Montreal. John A. Smith of Torouto was acquitted of the charge of smuggling jewelery at Detroit. It Was shown that the jewelery was his own person- al property and he tried to sell a ring to raise money. Vessels on the Atlantic experienced very severe weather last week. John 111, Fogarty, who led a com- pany of Fenians at Ridgeway, is dead at Nuffala. Repeat it :—"Shiloh's Cure will al- ways cure my coughs and wide." Col, Kagicoff, Chief, of the Russian Secret Police, was blows to piece's by a bomb in St. Petersburg. Arthur M. Jackson, Chief Magis- trate of Nasik, in the Bombay Presi- dency, was assassinatedewhile ata theatre. John Burns told his constituents ,thah Britain would take a lesion from Gerhiany and avoid protection and conscription, The London correspondent Of the Freenian's Journal says the Union- ists will not carry more than twenty seats in London, Commander Peary intimated at/- a banquet at. Nev York that the ex- pedition led by him to the North Pole might Make an attempt to reach the South Pole. . ..0,••••• Otter Berns ssizect. Pain NathonjVille Marie, Qrfebse, which is situated across Lake Terms- kamin rg from Hailee bury, lied 29 otter and 429 muskrat skins in 'his rooms at the King Edward Hotel, Teen -len recently. He has teem endeavoring to dispose of them to local clealere. ' Provincial Inepector Greer • got a clue to the presence of the skies. • He met Nett= by appointment •and the seizure followed. . •The law is striet about the killing of otter, and the minimum fine is $11u for each skin. The next morning Mr. Nation, with a lawyer, spent some time in the of- fice of Edwin Tinsley, superinteedent ofgames and • fish'eries. Nation's elaim is that the skies were. obtained. in Quebec and are consequently, be yond • the •jurisdiction of Ornate° . mites. •' • Repeat it :-.."Shiloles. Cure will, al- ways cure my ,coughs and colds." Read the London Daily Advertiser, •the Best Metrepolttian paper in West- ern Ontario.. 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THE LON- don Road, one mile south of Clinton, 132 acres, fine shape tor ;Topping, no better land anywhere, fair bnild- nags. Mi st be sold as owner cannot work it. Will be sold cheaP4 or win' • rent to a pied tenant.—IL Flame steel. FARM •FOR SALE.—FOR SALE, the •east half of Lot 21, Concession 4, L. R. S., Tuckersm,ith, containing O he 50 acres. •Tland is all cleardd, Well fenced and tincierdrained. There are on the premises a good bank barn and good stablihg, a good O house and Plenty of water—one well at the house and one at the stable. For further particulars apply/ on O Premises, or address .Geerge Brown- lee, Seaforth P. 0.0. ' 99t . . • HOUSE FOR SALE. EIGHT Itooms, Best location in Clinton.— Apply to W. Bryd'one. 8/ • WOMEN AND Gins WANTED AS MACHINE OPERATORS AND FOR OMER FACTORY WORK. GOOD • WAGES AND STEADY EMP1 0Y - MEND. WRITE US.—THE IN - TON IOIITTING CO. LTD., LIN- ' TON, ONT. F. W. CUTTLER, PAINTER. AND Paper hanger. All work done guar- anteed to give satisfaction. • Priees moderate, ,Itesidence nearly opposite CoIlegia,te Institute, Clinton. 83 MONUMENTS 1 CHASTE DESIONS4 BEST MATERIAL Ao naohlatioI JAMES D010 PRINCIPAL • OPPOSITH POST °PROS. Clinton NewoOlecord 'SANTA CILAIJS, SANTA AND THE • THE POWER OF ONE IN PORTO MCI 4 LITTLE MOUSE - • EGGNOG. n URISTNIAS in Spein Is a rein gious festival rather tban a so. chi,' one. It was so originally Is. Porto Rico. but the population hes been infiueueed partly by the sitirit of the uew world and partly try kbe many American merchants who re- side in the cities and who exert an in. dueuce umeli greater than the num- item would seem to warrant l'be churches welcome the day with chimes which begin at midnight and last uutil the midnight of the next day, What with oue clutrela beginning ten minutes too sotto aud another ten min- utes too late nud a Mini at the right moment what with belis which t•Ing every fifteen minutesand bell ringers who under some aucleut custom will sound the great bells every half hour, the air is filled wan niuslc which never seems to eud. It you are near a campanile the ef- fect is not altogether pleasant on ac- count of tbe volume of sound striking lie ear svith too much force, but fu public square several nundred yards from the nearest belfry, where trees Byr fR,Aelnie TAYLOR. (CoPYrhillt.. i/9, r AmerIcan Prose .44110-1 cuition.j GEE •Ohrtattaaa eve when Santa O Claue Came to a certain bons* To All the eltildren's stockings there Re found iUttle mouse. 14A merry Christmas, little friend," Said Santa, pod and kind. , suThe same to you, sir," said the mouse, thought you wouldn't mind "If Ishonld stay awake tonight Andwatch you for awhile "You're ver y welcome, lit, tle mouse," Said Santa, with a smile. A n d then he filled the O stockings up Before the mouse could wink— From toe to top, from top to toe, , O There wasn't left a chink, "Now; they won't hold another thing,' I O Said Santa Claris, with pri4. A twinkle came in mouse's eyes, But humbly he replied: "It's not polite to contradict. Your pardon implore, But in the s t stocking there I could put one thing more." "Oh, ho," laugh. ed Santa, "di - 13r mouse! Don't I know how•to pack? By Siting stockings all these years O I should have learned the knack," And then he took the stocking down.. • From wereit king so high • And said':' "Now put in one thing more. •. O I give you leave to try," 4 The monsie DATTOBTElt Mays ON BE GMTAlt. • andbuildings break the sound waves, or In suburbs on the iffileide, the .effeet is unspeakably delightful. O Pleasantest of all is It when you are , sitting in the inner court or quadran- gle of' a Porto Rican home:, Around you ou four tildes the house. rises above . you,. and in the grounds or in great tubs and porcelain nets rich floteern., graceful vines aud.restful trees arneed shade., color and perfume.. The soundO : 01 the bells . descends • from the stir Above very inocli 'like a benediction. You sit in an easy chair, and servant; bring. you tea- Or steaming coffee, sweetmeats and .btecults, confectione and cigayettes. While a daughter or sou • plays aucient'nongs or dances upon it mandolin or guitar, ' 'The churches are crowded; so are Vile O clubs and most of the places of recrea- tion. Every vehicle is lu use, 'and:here and there can beiseen young ttnen and wOrnen trying' to Imitate 'English mod- elS. Some of tbe people of the tootle - :lain districts carry out. nutnenof their' • early .superstitions In regard to 'Christ- mas, They hang over the doors of their houses bOughs of trees which are shpposed to • POSsess cite ries . and oftee conduct Marriage ceremonies , under. groat Canopies , wade of.. these charmed. treee. • ' • .• • A great many; wild flowers are in bloom et Chrliarnaatide, obit these are . Worn be children of the inoputitin dts- trlets in wreaths ond garlands about their heads, necks and waists. The ChriettoaS giving Is sadly missing in our new • possessions., ..The. churches hold uo Christmas tree, and there are few charitable•societies to give feasts. However; One hespital for old peepte and orphans in Ponce gives a Christ - inns fete, and the inthateS have a good meal and reeeive warm clothing,, ined- leines•and• other needful gifts. The Anierit•tut oreupatiou -has brought .• extra. Clittistuing theer to the people or the Island: • The. An3ericanresidents celebrate' the day' to • good American fashion,' and, best of all, they put utoneY into circutation end giv,e eestto industry aud ,Lusiness.. " 'When Shepherds Watched by Night.: Some, historians eoutend ,that tlie .shepherds could not have watched by night On the Bethlehem plains in De- cember, ir•heing a period, of great: le- cletzteuey,e In answer to this it welt knoten student says: "Bethlehem is not e cold region. '1"he meteury. Usual, ly stands all the Month of December at e6 degrees. Corn 18 sown• during this time, and grass, and herbs spring up atter the refits, so that the Arens' drive their flocks down from the moun- tains into the plains. The meet delis? cute 'hover make fires till about the; end et November, and same pass the( Whole winter Without them. From these recta .1 think it is •established! withoOt doubt thut. our Saviour was! born on the 2.5th day ef Deeember, that day which'the Church throtighout the World has netted to celebrate in honorh et Chriet's coming In the flesh." --Wash. I higton Star. The Most Popular Christmas Poem. The most popular Christmas poetu ever 'Written for children was that fa- miliar to the world, beginning: 'Twits the night before Chrieitmea, When all through the house— The poem was written by a very learned man. Dr. Clement Clarke Moore, a profound Greek and illebreW schOlat tre was a profeasor in the General Theological seminary in this City. He was born In 11/9 and died In 1868. --New York Globe. chuckled t o himself, •00 And •thenb he O softly stole Right to the stocking's . crowded toe ' .And gnawed a little ho1e 0• "Now, if y o n • please, 'g o o d Santa Claus, O I've put in one • thing more, . For you will own that little he Was not in there before." HOW Santa Claus did laugh and ' laugh! . And then he gayly spoke, - mWelli you shall have' a Christmas cheese O For that nice little joke."0 0, • • Ar.,K about the trials of a WO' wati whose hustotted• is late for dinner or doesn't come' when be Is expected," saya the wornau who bas bed experiences; It Is unnoying enotign at atlY O but It la uothing in a civilized country to wliat It is **lieu you are off la the wilds somewhere and dinner and din- ner netting are two of tbe most 'moor. taut tblugs In life. "When Mr. Blank took me and the ' baby some years ago to try life on 4 Texas sheep raneh we found there *ere a good many things in the world that we bad no conception of before, and life took on a different aspect- It Was a happy life,, hut It was not an O easy one. 1 bad to do alt kinds of housework, the hardest kind of house worit, and cooking in a house situated in a Texas chaparral Is not cooking as is done even in a New York tint We lived chiefly on game which Mr. Blank shot as we Beetled it Our veg- etables were all canned—peas, corn •and a certain number of things we kept always on band. • "1 suppose I made myself a great deal more work than was necessary end did twice as much cooking.' but 1 was used to everything..M eastern Style, and it did not occur to rne that could have things hi any other. Way.. We ajways bad dessert every day for dinner. I made cake, and practleally we lived In the wilds of Texas exactly as we coold here. . "Well, the day when Mr. Blank did not come home to dinner was New Year's, There was not so much differ- ence between be days—they were all working days --but 1 had prepared' specie' dinner. Mr. Blank was going off the, dipping vats, but. he 'was to be back at 2 o'clock for dinner, and 1 • Prepared a good one, It was rabbit, I think, that. day. Our nearest neiglibors were a family of Alsatians whom we. knew very well and who had been• very kind to tut. . That morning. before breakfast Mr. Blank had ridden :dyer there on 'business of Some kind. They had made eggnog to celebrate the day, 'and of course be, must accept their' 'hospitality and take a glass. . • • "Now. a geed strong eggnog is not e.xectly a before breakfast drink for a ,nittu who -Is -not accustomed to talileg It at that hour in the Morning, anti the. •eggnog wawastrotig one. It 'was New Year's day, and eggnog') ngred len ts can be found In TeXIIS .wilen Potatoes can- not. When Mr, Blank came home he December 30th 1909 THE CHEERFUL WAX CANDLE, B y ALICE LA BAIIGN, •[Copyright, 19051/4 by American Press Asso- ciation,' NCB upon a tine two little can- dies lay sine by side in a big bei. Both were pure white. Said one: "1 wonder wbat will become Of us. to you think we O could be meant for a cortstame tree?" For you must know that to be put on a Christmas tree Is the best possible thing that Can happen to a candle. "Of course not," said the other, who was cross. "11 we are meant for a Christie:le tree It will be for some sitabby little eitildren—see if ItO Isn't" "IF we are," ettiel the first, "I'll shine my very briginest, tor the eyes of even poor children with only few pleasures in prospect are eneugh to rival little caudles on Chtestmas eve," • "if we are," grumbled the second, "1 angeot sure that 1 will allow myself to he lighted at all." Christmas eve drew nearer and near- -eh Sure enough, the two little can- • dles,- with niapy others of blue and pink and yellow and red, were bought for a Christmas tree. On the day before Christtnas..while It still Was naylight, some young girls came to arrange the presents end make O the tree -ready for the evening. "Oh, what a lot or pretty little can- dles!" said one of them. "They are such lovely colors—all except those • two white ones. We will put those out ef sight, because the red -and pink ones are prettier." "Didn't I tell you what viould bap• pen?" said the cross little candle in a whisper. "Yes, but wait," replied the other. ."just shine your briglitest . all the won't," supped the cross one. When evening came, ringed all round the tree were happy boys and • . THE. 'DEAR • OLD TREE. • • B' FRANK H. SWEET. There's a dear old tree, an evergreen tree •. And it blossoms once a year. 'Us loaded with fruit from top to • root, . And it brings to all good cheer. For its bloSseltie bright are man candles white, • Ana its frtiit is dells and toga, And they all are free for both you and Me ' If we're good little girls and boys 1111 MANA0142) 0 Oit,4W1.. ye. could not eat' I)IS breakfest •and only took an few. senillows of coffee and. mounted his 'horse and. rode a Way. - , "I went to work and -cookie! dinner'. :in my best style. 1 bad a little*. ell.. &Mee, for It was alWayS warm where wewere," eseept when A nokher cante ylverythinsg was done •to peeled. tion arid ready to .put on the teble,at I 2 o'clock, but r. t3lubl 010 not cinne. .1"looked oat. .kiut he was nowhere in sight. • Two. en.inelt snittei'led....2:30; 3 • O'elocn, and atilt he did not eon*. O ."Any one would have Supposed that *mild have been frightened .and think sinnething had happened to' him', for he is one of the Most contilderate ot men and this wee a -most unusual occurrenee... net I was not frightened. If anything: 'had happened probably thenen ,would have brought me word. .1 had a good dinner preparedatid he did not come, and alt New Year's' dmi. grew mere Andmore angry as the time partied. until by.nin-lit .1' Was. hard - Ir• In a eondItIon to !Meek. By and by he rode .sp..- He seemed io • feel ney mood. Anyway, his.iirst words were: '" '1 supports,' you are '.nrovoketie 'Teen 'I maid, 'I a inn • "Ile wart 'etigty thene and he went aft to stake but hie -Merge without an -O • et lzer . word.. It. etichtl last tong, how- ever, Anil :we came to tin Understand- "lt Rieetns .that 'thee ..eggneg. token the then thingin the morning, hat . neon too mueb Inc hint He had hard- ly left the house hefore Se wits over- . eonte with an . irresistible desire to Sleep. snys he never knew how he reittlied the. Memel; vets, for OttO Inept meet of the' way on his horse's back. O When he got there ho found working nets Mutely en iltipOssIttillty.• The 10011 Sad 11 Mile Mid' he Managed to ern w I up there, throW himself on the floor, And there he slept all eltty long Without Stirring until 'sight, When • he hed slept off the effects et the egg- nog. "I do not .look upon eggnog nOW aFt euell intioeliolls drink as I tild tit otie time, ,and 1 [MOW there Was never Wife Win) liveCtbrongit :Melt '0 long day as 1 did waiting for Mr. Monk 10 tome home that New Year's day III Texas."—NOW Iliork Times. niii .Pay a Subseriptitiii 10.. • . • the end of J914 • • "PUT IT ON TUB Yam' TriTOP!! ' girls. Soon every bough on the great' O tree blossomed with little lights. Some of the dames' were faint, but many were bright. When the little white • eendles were lighted the . cross one /list spintered a minute and then O went out. Tbe other shone so brightly - that a gentleman standing near said: O "Oh, what a brilliant candle! But It ' Is almost out of sight arnong the.green branches. • We ought to' put it where, it can be seen better." • O "Put It on the very tiptop," said a little lady. . And that is Where they , did put it— on the very tiptop of the tree. wttere It nodded and gleamed in anewer to the sniffing faces around it The Barber's Joke.. • • . . Christtnas morning and the barber erinlratherbuSy.sha "ve ten Germans than One American.' • .The rubicund brewer in the chair smiled broadly tbrough the lather. "Goot," be chuckled. "Dot. •vos 'tight!, :But vy?" Tbe barber took a Omer hold upon his •victiesits MOSP as he, replied: O "Ten Germans pay. me a dollar and a half—one American only 15 cents." And you eould have heard the ther- moineter. drop. Popcorn! • • O "If Santa. Clam; has corns the same 58grandpa," said a wee girl the other day, ,"I fink be'.0 be 'frail' to coin*. down the .chlainey over a hot lire for fear•bie corns would pop," . WHY BRONCHITIS Is sEntoes, Because it becomes a chronic con-, dition that verges closely ori ' eon- sumption. "Catarrhozone" 14 the most pleasant, simple. and 'eertain cure. Try Catarrhozone. , O iNiSeaSe Cernis moommaxwommo•wo Cannot harm healthy human bodies.. We cannot have healthy bodies unless- vuo have pure loloodr•-the kind of Wood that Hood): Sarsaparilla makes, • This great medicine hip an un- equalled, unapprOaChed record for purifying and enriching the blood. It cures scrofula, eczelfM, eruptions, catarrh, rheumatism, anemia, nervous- ness, that tired feeling, dyspepsia, lost* of appetite, general debility, and builds up the whole system. :• It •effects ite wonttertal cares, not simply becanse it contains sarsaparilla but because It combines the utmost remedial values of more than 20 differ- ent ingredients. If urged to buy anr Preparation said to be "lust as ,good" you may be sure. it is infertor, costs lese to make, and yleies the dealer a larger prone Get it today of your druggist, Pre - Pared only by C. I. Hood Coe LOweii, Mass, t. S. A, ••••••, WAS A FAMOUS EDITOR RECOLLECTIONS OF THE LATE OHRIS,f0PHER W. BUNTING. The nournalist Who For Se Many Years Ran The Toronto Mail Start- ed as a Printer in The Globe Office —Worked at Sugar Trade Until He Entered the Commons -•— Ran Sir John A.'s Pereonal Organ. . • The late Christopher W. Bunting' nweaceteldi veuitatit: to$Ilitimanoneevr at, obub coL rio,iot: • ronto newspaperieeti speakiiwith kindliness anu even 'with veneratien., not only for his abilities, but for his genuine good ieliewship. nhough he has been •dead uow for over twelve years, tut old -tinier returning from • California or some distant locality . weeders into fl•tie Mail utiles, witn which he was sd long identified, and asks for Mr. hunting and is shocked to 'learn that he 14 ciead, his capac- ity was such that when he went into Tne Globe composing room as a lad' O to learn his trade as a igniter, he Was made foreman before his terni. of aP- preuticeship had expired. • Later • .when he bit the newspuper business and went -te Isiagere Vans, Ont., to engage In the sugar business, he was . ere long prozninent as a Conservative, and in the seventies was elected •td the Hope of CO/11111011S. • Old Conservatives on the Niagara peninsula used to hold 'a friendly grudge agaiust Mr. Bunting, for the reasoa• that hardny had he tenet' his seat than he removedto Toronto to becothe editor of The Mail, 'whicli•had been established as a personal organ of Sir John A. Mahdonald; andin which in •company with :the present owner's he had obtained a financial • interest: Later, when in 1889 a breech • O arose between himself and Sir John, •he essayed the dangerous and very ' • diffieult game cif independent journal- ism. He 'weathered the stern) for eight yen.rs; indeed Until several years aften Sir John had been laid in his grave. •Then it became apparent that O the cityof Toronto was the most ab - 00 , surdly 'over-newspapered" burgh on the continent of America. tind then O Bunting by his ituperb diploinacy ef- feeted an amalgamation without the • sacrific of a single man, whereas the etaff of The Empire backed by /tee . • • power of Mackenzie Bowell adrnitine tration was turned into the street ellen . hardly a thank you for the up -hili work they had done. • It in said of .• Mr. Bunting that though a merger : • • of some kind was ebsolutely necessary he:resolutely stuck to his guns and 'saved the estuetion of every employe . from ngllat• to - garret.: " O There are many anecdotes illustrat- ing Mr., Bunting's dnsposition and temperament and one used to be fold with great gusto ..by hie '.old staff. , There. was in his day e politician; stnce dead, • who was ambitious and thee ght that fatne was to be. achieved by the space given 'to his. speeChea in the newspapers. He Was the type of : . man who, if the organ of his own. par- • .0 ty gave him , three' columns, would O come round And whioe 'that the re- pertees had not done their °duty, and if the oppositien neempaPer gage ntwo sticks" to the same • 'speech; .would .• . • unettiousin 'thank the reporters of • that journal • for 'the consideration ' Oshownb him. Mr. Bunting yeas an ex- pert in handling gentry of ,this kind, In his way he was a consummatti actor andwhen the politician would come around .with his complaint, he would send for the reporter and with ., 000 a twinkle' iii his eye that the young man thoroughly understood, thun-2 • derously asked him: • . • • "Why, in the Mee. of my explicit • orders, did 0• you fail to -report 0 this O gentleman's speech verbatim? How ' often have 1 to tell you a thing to . rne*e ?I:oft understand it? Let me warn -you,sir, that if this sort a: thing . goes on you will be dieznissed." • . -• • The reporter would help' out the. ••• ' 'farce by nimenuring apo.loy netieell •about not having time to transcribe . all his notes.. The politician would go away mollified and Ur. nuntitig would laugh heartily after ne had de -O • parted and say to the :reporter: "gut the old o grouch. down td two •stielts O next time." 0 ' • pii*AA.w• oveowytoewerWeaAAA0*. AAwAsAarkosievevlAw ESIGHT11 WE HAVE ARRANCT'ED WITS' TAUBE 86., SONS:. .Manufacturing Opticians and Eyesight Spec.; O ialists of Toronto to.be at our store oft WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 12TI-1 • Taube & Sons are the oldest optical firm in ()anode, having been established 81000.1873, and demos the past 36 years have given every satisfaction to thousands of customees. O • . 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