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Clinton New Era, 1909-12-23, Page 12Ri S LKINSNEW YEAR. RESOLVE, Y life has been the queerest one that ever man :has seen. I do not thinly i.n all this world its like has ever 'been. No matter what , toy to do, in spite of all my wit, The thing that truly happens is its very opposite. tr Dec- aatt r ' 1909 .... moo" u Of Merriment alid,.se'n''Atome"Int "I MAttE THE wi•rrj&'iT REMARKS." If I sit down to write a verse that's brimming o'er with.glee It turns out to be serious, though why I Cannot see, And if, upon the other hand, my musings wo::irl be sad My readers read it and they smite as if it made them glad. �®WHENE'ER i I. eet a woman. 1•aho is bright enough for kings And try to talk I cannot think of aught but stupid things, But when I have a vis-a-vis at. din- ner dull and slow I make the wittiest remarks, though she would never know. When I was but a baby I had not a baby face. I looked the most all knowing kid of an all knowing race, But as I neared maturity a change came over that, And now I look as innocent as any. pussy cat. AND people, when they see me anywhere, are not impressed With the idea that I've a- mind. that's different from the rest Of ordinary minds they meet, wher- ever they may be. But that is not the thing that's most distressing unto me. The thing I hate the .most in all my weary span of life Has happened to me since I wed my. tender little wife. She's tender, and she's pretty; but, by jingo, in my house She rules the whole establishment whilst I'm nixcumaronse. OW, why is it, t wonder—what accursed freak of fate Has settled me in this extremely mortifying state? Why is it that, whate'er I try to do., despite my wit, The thing -that truly happens is its very opposite? j guE nCLOS THE WHOLE PSTABLiSIIMUNT. There's but one remedy for me, and o now that -it is here, This very first of all the days of all the glad new year, I'm going to try it; I'll swear off essaying for to do The things I think I ought to and try what I oughtn't io, —Harper's Bazar. An Echo of Tennyson. "ntn',e out. wild bells!" a poet'sang, "Ming nfft" wns hissed into his teeth. "Those some wild bells the poet rang Who wore old Albion's laurel wreath." The poet paused him in his path, (�,,iie angered at the sudden Cheek. ring those bens" he aafd In wr3ttt, qr else 1'11 ring your scrawny neck!•" T. SAPP, J 1t. A Funny. Dialogue entitled t �___ _ __ - - ( lyr 5e for �i. "9 c lV+f' 111 :E'9 S By 5 .BOYS T Y � � f', FNDEF., . INE . DIRECTION O MR. IIAILE� TheLargest.. • 'Small Piano to be used. will bea Male Cho rus. , DOHERTY Ee on," C ...Stage Made in Clinton By.. Clinton People Fred. Ford, Sec. Fred Rumball, Treas. 'Russel Sar and, Chairman P�.i 1 c ty, Floyd Wilkln, Chairman ,. lA WHY S OULD Increased vigor and activity follow file use of Miller's .O7ompound. Iron LA GRIPPE. WESTERN Pills. Sold by W. S. R. Holmes. - Arrelted, au' dConsumptioln Cured " NEWS NOTES E "WOMEN SUFFER ? Street railway franchise hnd gas �WWWW����'� fWWW&"X&4"franchise byitty were . defeated atMr, ,.D.Colwell,of Walkerville,Ont.' r Those that are almost daily Lethbridge. Altai:, the. Parks bylaw wasattickendownwithLaGrip ie 1906carrying by a large majority. and it left him in very bad condition. He afflicted \Pith hC'HClilellC; hiLC1C_ O� l� N�� �� ���N ON says: I was alltrndown and bordering on Rains, depiessioil, neuralghl, Itis stated that the local option by V `, 1, _ A Consumpption. I cored not steep a►nighte, `ep material is . on the ground at and '.`don't Care" ; feeling; CR'U itthe Clanwillitam,' Man , m unit all had awful sweats, and coughed nearly the Neepawa for a roundhouse for the U, be quickly eared by "Nervi- elections has been dropped . p whole time. This is hriw I was when, I N. R. line. Just a fcytt* Tiro )s 1. o be Giveia N EW Sub- � w began to take Paychine, in a low nervos (Jrtlgitry+ city Counc11 Bits spent $500, 1 of 11118 d A Curtis,"principal of Raymond, l state; butfrom the 'first bottle I began to 000 in local improvement this year. wonderful reltu�cly i}i stveptened Alta., school will be the accepted ala- � scribers to the New El ra imptovc; Itdtdmarvelafortheandbrau>Yht Rev Mr k1i11ocits will he inducted. as Witter ❑1a.hes yoll fe better al: pl►tarot for the vpcancy on the Collegt• „ mo back to health in no time,makmganaw Paul's , • _a ateteachtn statl,Strathcona, cati8ed �' man of toe. It fortifies the body against pastor of St i aul s church, Ualgttry, on(e �lvt?s ;lou relief 1}'(JYtl t}u-• A! by the resignation of Science lVlaster • A handsome Souvenir of Clinton is being the attacks of LaClrippp-eeand is aidre-pre. JOee. 10th. natural ac.ltes and pains. Phott- G I+' McNally, who leaves the first printed on our presses, and will be completed ventative. 1 always take Psychim it I feel Rev Mr Iti)nnie, tit 111:}rin,.()nt., lion sands use Nervllim, Pvc+ry dtty sof tho nett+ year to tithe up the duties WO) in a few t'atys, It is in patn'phlec Mtn), pro. � ' a cold comingon and it puts me tight in been offered the PastO#40. of htrAtb. of school inspector in the Wetaskiwin fuse( llustrated.with loeid views, and printed •, P g more and:Glechen,Alta., Presbyterian —�-it does theln good, ,�Wfiy 1117t i aaoti ie, you ? g district, on d parcalendared paper, In an artistic and. churches, VA rl0' !-llbME SHOULD tgE .• a atttractfve cover. 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