The Lucknow Sentinel, 1960-02-10, Page 6PAGE SIX
THE LUCKNOW SENTIl EL, 'LI1CKNOW, ONTARIO..
WEDNESDAY,, , FEB.. '10th, 1960
WHITECHURCH
Mrs. ' Norina. Taylor. of, New
Stork . is visiting at the home of
•heli brothel', Mr.• and' ; Mrs. Tom.
;Morrison; ,•
Mrs. G. Gilleapie. who spent
the past -month the - hoYe of
her , soh to Sarnia, returned to.
her •. home' in the :village on
ursd `
Sweet 'Ilftystery!" whichw as
staged during • the program.
Mrs:, Mary McAuley, Acton,.' is
visiting Mr. and Mrs; Frank:
Ritchie and "Anne of Zion."
• Douglas and MarjorieAlton,
attended elle Ice. Follies at Tor-
onto , on • Friday..
Miss ' Betty .Alton is assisting"
Mrs. Howard Blake at present.
Nati' Thomson.visited stthe; '
home of Mr anti • }Mrs. \netbr. •
•Every man needs a wife be:
Fani.nerson.on'Sunday, _ cause many things go wrong; tha .
one',.can't blame.on' the govern-
ment.
ZION.
112r, •and. Mrs. William G. Hun-
ter ' aid Miss Norma Murray at-
tended the 52nd annual, "At
Nome . at • Stratford • Teachers'
College on Friday, February 5.
Marlene Hunter is a member of
the Teachers' College 'choir. 'Dur-
ing the programme a half' °hour'
of folk songs and negro Spirit,
(gals: were rendered by the • choir.
Mervin McDonald . 'of . Lucknow
'played the leading . part in the
sixty • minute farce` — ' "Ah,
.SANDERSON':S :. .
Ladies' and Men's' Wear -85;
Fashion. Millinery • • .
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.FORMALS
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pring /ertilizer
.SAVE AS .MUCH- AS $11.00 PER TON.
. on some .Brands•
No Agent's Fees Just. Small Trucking Charge
BRUCE MacMILLAN
Agent For ; Elniiira' and Harriston Fertilizers.
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ORVILLE ELLIOTT
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HAYCHERY, DIVISIc N'
r 0:9 •
By W, ti; T. Sinlley'
Read in one of the;agossip col-
.umns ,the : other, '-day that:Cary
Grant, the. movie.• actor; made a
special 'trip by'': jet 6,0:00. miles to
Hongkong to .see his' tailor: The'
itefh' went fon: "Cary thinks this
particular •Oriental suitrpaker is:
the best in, the,•world, and is any-
body going to argue with Cary?"
*: *.*
Not me, Madame. Considering
that. Item calmly, I could only
come to the conclusion that Cary
and. I have a lot of , different
things ..on our .11.0114s..And I don't
say' that.. in envy.. I , have a per
fectly • good suit. As far. as I'm
concerned, it's• just as good` as the
day I got it,four years : ago,
* .
Every year about this time
there's:. a newspaper. .convention,
and every year ft takes me' about
three weeks to talk my: wife ,into
going. She • 'can't 'go• because she
hasn't anything. to . wear. "So buy
yourself: • a dress",h say.. Turns:
out she ',has .a ; dress, but she.
doesn't' have :a, ,fur coat . That
brings that .conversation to an
abrupt, ;halt.
* *' ••
Then' she tries to make me feel
like a,• heel' with. the old,reverse
psychology. "I can't possibly ask
Mother to " keep • the children
again. And you know how worn'
out we are ,after a• convention. •I
haven't a Stitch. to . wear , except
that .old black . thing. My ironing
is three weeks''.behind L. sinriply
can't go;: in' fact.I ,don't, • even
/want to go. Why .don't. you go
.alone?' You'd enjoy. getting .away
from us •for a. couple of days."
This I' ,getat lunch. hour,;.: for
example. I am supposed to reply:
"Now; come on, •sweetie. Your
mother won't ' mind having the'.
kids. It does '• •us .good to get'
away. That black; dress • looks:
:terrific. 'Don't worry about your•
ironing: 'ou. •know.': I wouldn't.
go 'without you;" 'What I .:say i.s;
"OK"When I' get. home: at six.,
.she has :.a dress • ripped. ,apart;:
.her mother lined up, and- is des-
perately. ironing clothes • for the.
whole family' for the.' week end.
MON
For' sound counsel and,'a fair price on n monument
correctly designed from quality Material,
rely gin;
SKELTON
MEMORIALS:.
Pat;. O'Hagan, Prop.
Established • Over- .: Sixty :Years
Phone .638.:W
Walkerton
Ontario •
GaviII,er,. Mc[ntoSh & Ward.
CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS'
Bell Telephone Building
• WALKERTON
,1 E. KENNEDY, B.Ed., B.A., C.A.—Resident Manager
Manager
Telephones: Business 6.3 3 ; Residence 106
gone . back • tog that delight of my
childhood, long. underwear.. Na
More shivering; in shorts for "pie.
No more creaking hips, treacher-'
ous 'kidneys and paralyzed knee7.
caps,
*. s
.Only trouble is that r have just
the one suit, which. L..got' for
Christmas. So* when it's' ;in .the,,
wash, ..I ,have ' .to 'wear pyjama
bottoms, or : risk a '.cold. Couple.
of weeks ago,' .We :: were at the
opening of, the legislature, and.
attended *the . Cieutenant�Gover-'
nor''s. reception afterwards: There
Was. a 'big .line-up to shake hands
with the host and his wife, and
the' Premier and his wife
The Premier • was really friend-
ly. "So.•glad you could come,' he
beamed; . and shook hands' warmly.
"Well, it sure was •hard to ,get
away in ' the • middle • Of . the
:week . i, started to tell him,:
and ,my wife bit me a• kidney
punch from behind.that almost
downed me. •
• +f` • *. •
When we got to. the 'Lieuten-
ant'Governor; •I watched the •guy
ahead of• me in line, to See, what
he'd, .do. He bowed ' slightly:, as
he shook 'hands with the,. L.G.
This :year,. She tried ..a new
gimmick., :'Instead .sof •. that >tiane
wor.n% antic ' about having noth-
ing • to ' wear,. ..she assured me,
.with some coldness, that.. , I ', was
so- shabby she, Wouldn't hi, seen
with nie at a ragpickers' rally;
let alone a convention of urbane,
well-groomed newspaper editors.
This was unfair and she, knew
it. ' I have "that ;gpod ,gray ;suit.
have• a genuine'Harris . tweed
jacket, ; made:: in Montreal; ' that>
I ::got . at the same time, the year
we went to 'that convention
down : east, about., '56, ' And ', a
good stout pair of black shoes,,
'resoled ,a ;couple of 'times, but
taking • a nice shine, that I.
bought for the:.satxe . trip. ••
My .topcoat is ,a 'bit. shabby, but
after all, it ' was second: hand
when l bought it .three. years' ago
from an old air force , sidekick
• 'who'd • gone a bit alcoholic. The,
two top : buttonholes are, sloppy.
as. a sow's ear, but 'the bottom
one stays buttoned.'And "the lin
ing is like new, It's detachable,
and, 1 never- seem to get 'it zip-
ped• in for the : cold weather.
• * * .
,Atl.in all, I'm not asharied•to
be. seen in any company; and I
haven't been. turned. away from
any . .place .since the 'time the
" waiter in the pub asked me if I'
was 18 and I said sure, I'm 19,
and he said well' 'get the 'hell
out of here sonny, 'yeti ,gotta be
21,
What `started the Old, 'Girl on
this
jump, I 'do • believe, Was my
long derwear . and its recent
ter . I've ntrayai. this ''acrid -
unfortunate be
' up my youthful.
vanity, with ',great great relief, and
So I. did. And when . my head
went .own, . my 'eye • was caught.
by something. A big,. fat .flap of
red-stripedflannelette .pyjama .;
.pants, draped over my :shoe. It:
had slipped out • of.. '.my . sock,
.where .I, stuff them'-.sthey .won't.
show. ,
• ••*' * * • •
There ;followed 20 minutes of',
acute anguish, in that huge re-
ception room. 'full Of beatify.and
galantry, before I, could find a
place • to • crouch and re -stuff
them. And it took.'me• three ,days. '' '
to qnduce.my:. wife to recognize
:my, presence. on., earth.' '
She, would;. agree to go t0 ',the
convention this year only when
I' ' ' proniised to: wear my ,pale ,
gray ;pyjama bottoms, instead .of
the' red -striped" flannelette.
Assessment :Upheld"
In a judgement handed, down
recently: ' by . Judge P. S. Mac
Kenzie, the . assessment, on :the
Paisley ;Inn" was sustained, A'n
assessment 'adjustment was madee.
last, year 'by the, :Paisley .Couit
Of 'Revision reducing, the total..
figure from. $33,050 .to $29,500.''
This was not ``satisfactory, to. the
appelants; who took the` matter
before .::the County . Judge.,
..fertilizer
The erop you : harvest will . be better if you feed it
properly with CO-OP Fertilizer..
Crops• with plenty of "grow" are the results of plenty
of readily available fertilizer nutrients/. . plenty
of ' Nitrogen, Phosphate, and Potash.
ORDER YOURS NO'W
BY TAKING DELIVERY BEFORE FEBRUARY 29th,
YOU;. WILL RECEIVE
per ton Discount
. -PLUS 'Soo CASH DISCOUNT
•
cknow District
Phone 7t.