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I started ,,thinking 'about busts
. s Vat -
oiling
other- night yylhileI w
oiling a French. fik . featuring the
little,• lithe sexpot , Brigitte Bar
dot. That's like saying you start-
ed thinking of rnusic while you,
'were .. watching : an orchestra
pla, , But no matter. '
And just to 'get things, per-
fectly clear, I, don't mean busts:
of famous; .men, reprodticed in.
plaster, and sitting on a pedestal.
I mean busts. on ,ladies, .
The disgusting part, of It ' is.
that I started thinking about
busts in :a clear,• cold, scientific,
analytical way. As., GYp.sy Rose
Lee,. or • Gertrude Stein,•or some-
body, once said, "A bust is a
bust . is a:.,bust," And that's .the
way rI feel . (bout it.
• It happened While I was ; ;Wat-
ching Mile. Bargot snaking her
way through, a movie, .in which
l'amour was, treated hi the boi-
sterous manner so '. • startling to
us Anglo-Saxons, from ,whom all
it `usually:'elicits in 'a; hollow
laugh.
• * * .*
It was 'my first view of. the-
youhg 4ady .I understand She is
the second citizen of France, after
General de Gaulle. And I'm here
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tn. tell you that she is definitely
e�e'k'ru 'tiha� the General,
though not; perhaps, as ..tall.. , •
tr to
b .,. o i ,g.
It was about 'this point that • I
•?oegan thinking about busts. Don't
ask me why, It seems• to me
that:the whole : business of busts
has got out of hand. Everywhere
we look, we , are .stunned by'
deep -(breathing' .mammalian's of
mammoth; proportions, Boys 'who
can't spell their own first; names
can rattle off- bust measurements.
High school girls. practically
break their backs;., trying ;to
tstick their oli, 'tis out another
half-inch. . .
So .who's impressed? Other
girls, maybe? Not men. Men have
.been ' marry n' g. women for thou-
sands 'of years,, and busts • have ,
had nothing to do• with "it. ,
Let tenderness, human and
I'm • .not blaming Bardot' for .
1 p e into' bust pondering sympathy ••show in your face, let
Pludug she +was • she �n °, our• eyes,, sand .. •you'll. get a
d up to;. be. She wiggled y
her beMan : faster than if you had the
�her behind and giggled her •be<
front, to the:pest Of. her ability,,'biggest .bust 'this side of Bali,
and she has `considerable ' talent * '* * •
my a s., oddness and _Pity and love shine.
though h 11 he w}as g p�
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Along these lines: " Busts -cause nothing but • trou-
No, the fault was. •mine, not ble,. I remember a •girl I knew,
After watcIf her w?th at college.. Her name as, Betsy;
She • hada vast bosom: I always:
called ,her. "Busty" to Myself.
One night I was dancing with
her,, leaning a. bit. We were chat-
ting, -and. I i'n'advertently ' callied.
her • "Busty". instead 'of. "Betsy."
Know what : happened? You got
it Mac. :She "+b.ust me.. Right . on
or ..You need. . a.' dam' .g good. spring .the nose. '
tonic." And ' maybe that's .why . I've
iI. can .tell . you that it's • pretty been a' little Psychological. about
disturibing to a chap Wli'o• , has' busts ..ever since.
leered his. -way. through' the ,bur.-
leso�ue houses of Detr it's • Wood-
ward Ave,.in the .he ugh. -day of
Scurvy Miller, eaten eanuts' an
the. pit at ' the. old Cas no 'in To
;ronto, and ducked .out" or a drunk'
• between .rounds of 'pure ; art .apt,
London 1indmill Theatre, • to
ers.. 5
.some interest for, a .fe minutes,
I .became, first, ' barrassed,,
then'" mildly disappro 'ing,, . then
bored,, ;their ' just plan . sleepy.
About halfway through this pro -
.cess, I had sense enough • to say
to.. myself, "Boy, either you're
reedy' to be' punt out to ' pasture;
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realize •that he's blushing 'slightly.
at the sight • of . a young lady who
is not only there in .person, but
has some of her 'clothes pn. •
+It's chilling to think that, per -
hens, the young sap has • been
boiled down : -to .;an old : fudge.
When you know that you're .sup-
posed to be sitting, bolt upright,
wide-eyed and electrified,. it hurts. ;
to realize that you.' are slumped
in y�oew.• seat, hand in the popcorn
bag, -mouth pursed ' primly, head
shaking and tongue very -chose
,to tut -tutting, . in' disapproval. ,
It is 'disconcerting to.find that
yc u : are craving' a smoke ` in:', the
Middle of . a' bigash scenes; ..It.
path
is disgusting to have to give in'
•to it and go to the back (of the.
theatre and light up, just 'as the
young temptress it launching into
'a . discreet. Striptease.
• And itis devastating t.o learn
that you. have :nodded off :' and
your wife is.bashing; you in the.
ribs,, jiist as the .'point where' the
celebrated. Miss B. is making •a•
monkey of the .censors.'
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Mfr. and Mrs • Tom MacDonald'
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rick andwas born on NNcty.:16
1889 Mr.': Kilpatrick': entered the.
teaching. profession :'after comple-
ting . is schooling: He went west
in 1911 and ` .tau'g'ht. School. at
;Bures, ;..seven miles: north' of Oge-
ma. 'In: 1913 he gave up 'teaching
and entered : into a partnership;
in the' bakery husiness The fol-
lowing year he-, accepted the . du-
ties of town clerk,: •. which he
carried on until :,his' passing
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From 1913 to 191.7. he,'had a
lending library in. the back : of
the ' bake shop, `•ki 1937, he 'gave
upthe...bakery business. or a
number of years he • was in part
nership` with, his' son, Bryon. in
the insurance -and real 'estate.
business: The past few. years, ` ill'
health: restricted' • him ' to' ' ,civic
duties solely
Mr Kilpatrick served as sec-
retary=treasurer• :of ,;the school
board for many years 'He w+as:
secretary -treasurer •pf , tete: Ogema
United Church from. 1937, with
the exception of one. year: ' He.
was :also. a,• mea ber. 'of • the LOOF
and the Masons, and an active :.
member of the. ` Board of Trade
and later ' in the Chamber of
Commerce.;
' -In' '1916 he married Henrietta.
Stothers, who predeceased ,hind
in 1950.'• He is survived by `three
sons, • Bruce, Toronto, Keith, Ed-
Ms -intik; and Bryon, Ogerna; two
daughters, June (Mrs. Froehlici);,
Marquis, Sisk., ' arid Joyce, a
missiona y . at , D•har, India; 'a
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