The Lucknow Sentinel, 1963-06-05, Page 8•
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THE LUCKNOW SENTINEL, 1 UCKNOW, ONT
Spicn.
By Bid` Smiley;
June ns tbaek. in town, -busting
Up. all over. " She busts up .those
dream' ,castles : of :young
Picks. •.,up the pieces and turns
#them unto the mortgagedIbuang-
4tlovvS ..of marriage. 1
Every woman's magazine_ in
land• is loaded :With articles
giving advice to the, 'Ju e. bride..
This ,is ridiculous. A8' thougth
there was a ,wound.alive w'hd'
needed advice on mrnning a !char -
e. ,
• It Seems to ,be ' an . effortless'
transition . for the dams . wit?
forsake the wail of the • jukebox
ter the roar of the' vacuum clean-
er; the. Saturday Wight' ilancae for
• • tth, e. Monday monilia wash.
• But my heart. goes out- to the
youth . Who • is deserting the de
lights , of the Poodhall forthe
drudgery of bringing home the
bacon and .beer;. Who is bidding'
farew�e•N to. the fascination cif the
street -corner to say .hello :to the
horror of 7dhanging., loaded :diw p-'
ens,
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First , of all,' son, what made
you do You . were . in .clover.
There you were •iliving.,'at ,home
cheaply;; eating. 'IVIo�m s rcaokirig;''
Spending your dwn ,rnoney .on
something .'sensible,:.like. the' '48
'Y:1'.'Dodge;. •,,getting . slicked .. up and
wo/Wing ,: the chidks le very''Satur-
day • night; and having.''a . g'
roar with the boys . now and
• then.
However, it's too • late now,
and I wouLdn't tory to •;turn you;
from your course,' even
could In tfact; iI . tw•otfldz 't want
'to .:see ,:a n.y: young; mass
the . charaater-buil1d ng, '•:institu-
tion oil Marriage. Wellcome to
the clwb:
But Just as rd .hate''to:see our
dopy little •spanieltossed into
a pit with a bad-terpered mos-:
tiff, I don't °'!like. to. see you go-
ing . into 'a battle • that's going
to last your.• whole life; with:.
no _ weapons but your, own. dim
wits.
Therefore, sanddo view of the •
propaganda pouring out of
those women's ' • magazines, I'
think you_cou1Id.. (Use _a w t
feips.-
10 . even the ry odds,.. Think of
• yourself as .a young, •untried
soldier:. Think• 6f me as a scarred
veteran; of many a: matrimonial
Skirmish, stiff. ,with; rwounds, but
bearing ' theni proudly. Ready?.,
First •
.: thing to do, ; ,after' the.
cexeemQny is over and .011 .those
dumfb • relatives. of hers aiave
been shaken ahhands . to
let her know who's .boss. When,..
you start, on the wedding strip,
• • have a •quiet little . ,tatik with her.
lion't•' get nasty, just 'be' firth.'•
When she ' stops crying and. you
stop ' apologizing,• it will beall
• ` settled awho ,is. .to ►be 'boss. • But
'don'tallow a • little setback dike
.that get' you d�ow•n. '-•
When• thebaby ,comes .along,
don',t flet her ,pull that •,"little
• • mother.. needs her sleep" routine.
Stand on • your. • rights. Deanand
that she get up every secoind
night and 'walk with' the ilittle
• Squawk -box: She, won't, but
• yot}'all . ,feel ,better'• ibecaaatise you've
stood -on your rights: It's .good,'
Practice. After awhile, when you
haven't a • deg to stand on, you
can always stand on your rights.
Another important thing in
Marriage is to be able to lie
while looking her straight in the
eye:. Practise in the bathroom.
Any old' • husband will tell you
it can be• mastered in no time. •
From ' then • on, every time ' you
look her • straight in the • eye
'she'll 'know you're lying, but
you can't' win them all..
Something else that will corr:e
to you automatically, in a. short
tine, is the ability to change
the subject without:Seeming to.
There's •no ' partic;ular Set, ,of
rules about this, Just obsei ve
closely 'how your: wife does• it,'
and ' you'll, soon find yourself
equally 'adroit ;when you don't
like the direction a conversation
is '; taking.
Make It' a (point to hang' • up
your • clothes every .night, In
fact; Ws not a bad idea to lock
them uip. Never, never . get the
idea that . your wife. is above
such a thing, as going •t :rough
your .pockets. And never, never
leave in them such items as a
book, of matches with "Murphy's
Tavern".. sprinted on-. lt., . You,
know you bummed ''the matches
from ' a ,fellow at work. She
knows you've been out roister-
ing, and wild never believe any-
thing else. . '
Most important of all,, perhaps,
is. this.Never admit anything,
my boy, • unless you are caught
red-handed. It • you are, of course,
throw. yourself first upon your
knees, then on her mercy. Tell
her you're weak and sinful. Tell,
her you need the support of her
strong and lofty, character,.• if
you are ' to be saved . from evil
companions, such as poker,
drink,; women, or• whatever
you've been 'up.. to. •
Suddenly, I. feel '.better. With
these few pointers dispensed, 'I
can .look with encore equanimity
on the procession of lambs • to
the slaughterhouse, this month.
At an intersection, the •right
of -way does not . include the
right to slay. -
I INLQ S
At the Sacrament of Commu-
nion service in the South Kin-
floss Presbyterian •Church, on
Sunday afternoon, eleven young
people were received by Rev. •
R, MacLeod into church Mem-
bership Iby profession of faith..
They were: Grace • MacDouga1l,0
Eileen and Donna Burt, Bruce
MacKenzie, • Ross 'Hamilton;
Douglas Dickie, Donald 'Camp-
bell, Jack Maclnnes, .Wayne
Stanley, Curtis Dawson, and
Peter:. Steer.
Mrs, ,Allan . IMacIntyre also.
'was received by'., transfer of
membership,.
;Anniversary services will be
held in South. Kinloss Church
on June 16th. with Bev. Douglas'
Fry .of Seaforth as • guest mini-
ster,'
Mr, and''Mrs. Allan Maclftyre.
attended Miss. Helen Needham's
graduation. ,from,. Kitchener- Wa
TiENT10N
WEDNESDAY, JUNE Sth, 1$C
ter100 Hospital; on :Saturday.:
Two lovely bridal showeq
were held. . on Saturday,, Mia
Eleanor Clark was hostess fc
a shower for Muss Carol Steele:
rna on •Saturday afternoon an
Miss Marian Reavie. entiertaine
far Miss Nancy Webster on. Sal
.urday' evening.. •
• Mr. and Mrs. Eldon, Weld
Betty and „klMarvel are attendin
the 40th wedding anniversary q
.Mrs. Welsh's 'parents, Mr.. an
.Mrs,Eldon Nicholson of• Tax
this Wednesday. .
Congratulations to • Denve
Dickie for 'successfully' .icomplel
ing his first year in Engineerin
at .Waterloo University,
Mr.- ' and. Mrs. Norval .Mac
Lid; Jahn 'and Ricky of • Bel
vie • were Sunday visitors at th
home of Mr. and. Mrs. Ira
Doctor ' (to patient): "Let an
know if .tphis prescription work,.
I'm having the . 'same ," ,.trou'bl
myself.''.
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