The Clinton New Era, 1878-11-28, Page 3Nov AR. 28, .1878..
she Toot the Prize.
ur unfit A'llt Z rn�r. Snnda"a£cerngon, while three or four
p. .
hundred sight -seers were loafing around
To find a girl out, you must sail the entrance to the State Fair Urounds,
when aha isn't in, a lonesome -looking covered wagon,
' Take away woman,' asked.. a writer, drawn by a faded old horse nod driven
c and what would follow 1' We would. by a woman, hove in view on the Hold-
Give us something hard next tine,j en road, It wat;•plain enoui h that some
' This razor of mine is a'•'4011 as a family was on the move, and it was
hoe,' said a husband crossly, and he soon ascertainedthat the family consie-
yowled all the more when he,found his ted of only a woman and Om children,
wife had boon hoeing her corks with it. The wagon stopped as it reached • the
When an absent=Mined man mean- erawd,'and bending forward to look on
every side the woman briefly inquired:
dere up the church aisle, and has one bin a fact. baro?
suspender dangling at hie` heels .from A boy answered her that' the" State
underneath his coati he becomes an ob Fair was about to open; and she called
ject of unfavorable criticism, to the children under the cover
The Horny -handed workman calls .it Sam, .you wake up, and • Mary, you
`pay,' the skilled mechanic `wages,' the wake Y, for hors's the biggest, crowd
city clerk ' salary,' the banker `income/ of folks you ever seen t' •
a landowner,' revenue,' a lawyer ' fees,' • No ono in that crowd had, .ever seen:
a burglar ' swag a' but it'comes all to such a homely. woman. She was. cross -
the same thing at the end of the week" eyed, teeth -out, nose awry, and Mouth
Old people are notoriously vain; of big enough for two, , A man in the
their age. There isa story of .a very crowd stepped forward, after a long
venerable arone, the inivato of. a poor- look :et her face, and said
house in Scotland, who, on beim; asked '' ' Madam,; we, are offering " a premium
how old she was, exclaimed with evid- here for the homeliest woman in Arne-
ent feeling, ' I dinna ken, but I't>x a rice. Do you wish to enter for. it ?'
thoosan' an ony rate:' '
How much is it 'I' she asked.
•'. Two dollars.' • •
And how • muoh'll I haveto pay 2'
"Nothing.' •.
--' I'm in America cow;. ain't 1 1'
An exchange gives direction for ' a
good way to build a chimney ;'. but.
every body knows, that th&best Way t;o
build it is on a house. A .chimney
built in the lower part of the 'garden,.
one hundred feet from the house • would
prove a ridiculous failure..
Thefinest tattle to a departed wife
•which we have seen for many • a •year•
was that engraved 'on a tombstone by a
broken-hearted husband, who can never
hope to repair his loss :-` We were
married twenty-four years, and. in all
that, time she never once banged the
door.'
' My freeus,' said .old Daddy Flock;
hart, the well knopwin. and eccentri9c
street preacher in 1 inburgh one.night,
while relating the circumstances' of his
conversation to his sparse congregation,
` My heart was as. black e . a sweep's'
face; but noo it's whiter than a washer -
wife' thoom !'
An Irish editor claimed the inven-'
tiou of everything;'"froln potatoes. 'to
potheen .for •the ,Green 'late, gravely
claims the' pianoforte, and `'he ' does
'thus : ' The 'pianoforte of the liresent
day is simply the Irish harp,• placed
horizontally .in a long box, Wand played'
by machinery;'
Dr. Johnson had a habit of eating
very fast, and using his fingers instead
of a fork. Ono day the cynic was din-
ing with a company, when a -young
would-be wit remarked:. ' Doctor, you•
remind me of Nebuchad.neYizet.' ' Neb1t-
chaclnezzer ?' replied the. doctor; his
mouth full of victuals, ' Ah yes. That
is because I'm eating with . the. brutes.'
' How long have you been in Eng-
land T was the question put. by a young
Englishman to a young Americap at a
public dinner in London. ''About two
weeks was the reply. = Really,' was'
the rejoinder of young Jolla Bull, ' encl.
I notice yeti talk our language as well.
as we do.' ` Yes,' was the reply. of
Brother Jonathan ; I have not been here.
quite long enough to forget how to speak
it.'
An Irish discussion -.A. contractor
who was building a tunnel on a cetitein-
railroad observed ono morning that -the
face of a member of bis gang' was ilis-
fi ;urea with bruises and plasters.
. Halloo, Jimmy' said be, ' what have
yon "been doin' ?' ' Not varey much,
sort,' answered Jimmy ; I was just down
Et Hill Mulligan's . last night; sorr 'an'
him an' me had a bit av a disc0oshen
wid sticks !'
It took three men, two boys and a
brindle dog an hour and a half to drive
a sandy pig a distance of two blocks
down to the freight house the other day.
When the wearisome drive was ended.
the dog was bit in three places, the bey
had sprained his ankle, broken two
windows by throwing stones at the pia; distended. "0, hew .dry .1 was In re -
one of the men was tired to death and
the other two aero drunk,_and .the pig 'pea Then dr ti the f," sc a me gallant.
was two miles back from theshed going
n pr a ed the ,hallant
north.•
' g. g old gentleman in the upper berth: Slle l
People ought to be careful how they (lid at once.
asic questions. A gentleman who suf., A. correspondent writes a,letter from
fared terribly from the heat died. •' His the Valley of the Red 'River of :the
minister was not aware of the eatastro- North to' show' that the great wheat
phe, and, meeting the daughter of his fields of the future will be located in
former
- t•`seetitltr-of''"ther-crllnttry. -"3ia says
f-on--otr--ana71--Atlnclst-`ti1� , and- aha
thinking tOJ3ave a little .banter, said the wheat raised in that valley this year
-' Well, my dear, I hope your mother commands the highest priceof any rais=
is well, and your father --by the. way, ed•on'Americatl soil;; that all along the
how sloes he stand the heat now•a-clay4' line of the Northern Pacific .Railroad is
She was compelled to confess the truth, .one continuous wheat field, and that be -
that he was dead, and then the question yond is still a better soil and a more
seemed to the clergyman to he .a singu- congenial climate. . This year more
Tarty inappropriate onc'. than 8,000 farms wmre opened. up, and
A very rich old man who had irrittl' next year it is expected that twice as
, tied d a young wife died suddenly, upon many will bs settled upon '1;he North -
'
widow raved like a, mainian. ern Pacific Itaicroad will extend its line
and exclaimed to the doctor who stood at local, fifty tulles this coaling "car:,
by the bed -side of the departed, 'Oh I Free or Cost,
I'll not believe that my (tear partner is I7r, • ateea New Discovery fn '
p •Coin bs and Colds y r on hitis, Hay
dead ; lie could not die and leave m0� Fever, ,Asthma, i3roucliitis, Hay
the's Fever, etc., isgiven•awayin trial bottles free
No, no ; he's alive. I Yl1 silre alive of cost to the afflicted. If youhave a,severe
Tell me doctor, dont you think ao 2 cough, cold, difficulty of breathing, hcarscnesa
Madam,' replied the medical m'an, with or any :affection of the. throat or lungs• by all
meamuch gravity, ° I confess that I hct've you vas lueeyo your existence this wonderful
youmcan not aft it As
'o d t
the mane by which lie May be re'rived. let this•opportunity pass. 'Wecottld not afford
I will apply tbe galvanie-battery.' ' O j nets tmenti ggcivecompltailtsremedy wawayyo caiurn fonionr rte.
.
no, no 1' cried the grief-stricken widow. • Thousands othopelass cases have already been
' Hard as it is to bear my fate, I will . cured by it, There is rut medicine in the world
that will Cure 'one.hnlf the cases that Dr. ICIn 's
have no'experimentsagainst the law of New Discoverywilt cure. Versate fly
nature. Let hitt Leat in peace'l" la on.
Then' set me down as the woman
'who's going towin that twodollarsor.
die ! Here, Sam, you hold this hose
while'1 git dean what' thq jedges. kin
have a faik look at me'1'•
She got' down. They crowd roared
'and threw up a hundred hats,.: but alio
drew herself"up and Solemnly remarked:
`
When they offer a prize on the
homeliest woman' in America I'm going
up to the head of the 'class like a :four-
hoss team !;• Whar's the jedges 2'
`'Madan),' said the man who had pre-
viously . addressed her, ' you are' entitled,
to the prize. I believe you are. the
homeliesthuman teing ',wirer saw. I
•don' think you'd look any worse if. you
had one eye out and wasbaldheaded.' •
•' Hand' over: the cliink,' she 'said,
holding oilt her hand.
He placed a two dollar bill on her
palmy and said :
' Champion "homely women ofAlneri
ca; accept this premium' 1' • `
4 'You :bet I . will !'; was her healthy,
reply, and in five: niinxtes she had four
of five dollars in change tossed at •her,
When the shower peased,'she made•;one
step from tbe ground to a seat on the,
wagon, shook up the old: horse, 'bowed
right and left, and said : .
' Now Sam ;• you git back than', and
Mary; you bit back thar', and we'll
drive along to the first vacant lot and
go into camp;' for if T. kin take a prize
here 'before' the Fair opens, what kin
we hope fur when the performance gits
under. full blast !''--American :Tape)
Site Dried Co.
In a. sleeping -cap on 'a certain railroad,
the other -tight, a ladyexclaimed in a.
slow'and.solemii voice, "Oh, how dry I
am ?": There -was 'a 'moment's 'pause, -
and. again rung , out, "Oh, how Miry I
am 1" 'Another moment passed; • and'
the. dozing. 'sleepers " were once more
startled by the .exclamation, " Oh, how
ryI amt" •
" Won't somebody get that woman a
drink`?" howled an old gentleman; who,.
being rheumatic and occupying an upper
berth; could not very well .do'it himself.
Tfiie demand. was complied with, and.
the grateful sound, of gurgling water
Beard. 'then "there was a
•moment of •silence, and following: it
camethe same solemn tones, •" Cy, li.ow.
dry I,was 1" There appeared to be no
doubt of it by the_oocupants of the car;
and if the truth • could have been known,:
they were unselfishly glad elm bad found
relief; and they composed themselves
afresh for slap. Then the voice again
smote the .alt`, " O, haw dry i was-Ecerybody started' and every eye was
niE CLII3T13N Miff `fid
TREASURER'S
ALE OF LANDS
715DIR,
.
'COUNTY Q1' IIUltQiv,
To WIT c
By virtue of a Warrant,, issued under the hand"of the Warden of the County of
Huron, and the Corporate Seal of the said Oounty, bearing date the 'Fourth day of
July, A.D., 1878, to me directed, for the collection of arrears of taxes due on the un-
dermentioned lands, 1 hereby give notice, that unless. the said taxes, together.. with all
`lawful costs and charges, be sooner paid, I will, on .
Wednesday, the Fourth day . of December, next,
AT THE HOUR OF ONE'O'CLOCi(, P• M.,
AT THE
Court House in the Torn. of Goderici
Proceedto sell; `liY Public; Auction, the: said lands, or se `inu4h thereof as may be
sufficient to discharge sucharrearsof taxes and the charges thereon;
Name
Lot or
part of I. Ooneession'or Street. I Acrea.',unpatapted.
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Costs
TtsvCom
Total.oae
mission•
TOWNSHIP OF' ASHFIEI,D.
15. pt of E 2 1st L Division .... 50 '' Patented , . 828 72
N pt 1 .. 3rd W Division .. , . :4O Patented „ 22 08
7 $ 4 8&h W Division 100 thmatentotl. 49 08
TOWNSHIP OF' GODERIOH,
, W. Collins ; . Part 3 . 'Maitland
:use II, Xing,.... Part 3 . , . Maitland
m. Miller .... Part 4 .. Maitland
W". Collins fart 100 :. Maitland
isms Craig .. Part 106 • Maitland.:
W, Collins .. Part 107 . Maitland.
ehn Clifton .. Part i07:' -: Maitland •
E part 5 ., I3ayilold.
W part 5
81 80 $,30 52
.1 63 23 71
2 33 '^^ 51 41
10} Patented :, A'03 1 20
}.. Patented •- 1 56 113
Patented 1 50 1 13
''2 Patented .. '.3. 10.. 1.'18
8 • Patented 3 09 1 18
3 Patented _'6 28 1 25
•Patented . 0 35 1 25
3, Patented 3 75 1 18•
43 Patented tet 30 • 1 70.
taeyfleld ,, • ,,., 42 • Patented , .21 04 t,^1,00
TOWNSHIP OF' GREY
2i ., 13th • . • 100 .110 -patented. 2.) 01 1 80
28 ...13th.. • 100 Unpatented. 20 01 r . 1 80
20 , - 14th 100. t"npatonted.: .31 57'. 1 88:
•.2r „ 15th • „ , 100 Patented 32 00 1 03
TOWNSHIP'_ QF HAY
11 i• C, 18th. 50' Patented 0 32 1 33 10;05
l of N:3 9 Lake Road East 327 Patented 13 05 1 40 14 45
• VILLAGE OF .ZURICH, IN HAY,
Knoll's Survey ' 1-5 Patented. ., 7.0 : 1.10 • 1 80
• 1- � .'Patented ', . 70 1 10 1 80.
1.5., Patented 3 34 1' 18 4 52
.1.5• • •Patented .3.:44 • • • 1 18 4 52
1-5 . Patented .. `3 34 ',••1 18 4 52
• 1-5 . Patented 3 04 : 1 16 • '4 19
1-5, Patented .. 3 04 1 16 ' 4 10
0 18
2 00
2 60
4 80
7 01
760
20 OD
22 04
- 30 81
30 81
38.45
34.88
,3a0
.43
44
40'
4t 44
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. .<! ,1
•
Q• <1
TOWNSHIP OF HQWICK:.
1 drt 30'='` 3rd .: - '} Patented ..
10 , .,;A ' 103 Patented • 37'30 2 00 - 30 42-
•
VILLAGE 'OF- GORRiE: IN TOWNSHIP OF; HOWIOK;
215 1'-5 raielited 183' .113•..
VILLAGE OP MANOHESTER; . IN TOWNSHIP OF HULLETT.
9• ▪ . 1.,i' .'Patented ., es 110 2 08
TOWNSHIP OF MoKILLOP:
N part1 :., 14th`• 50 Patented . 9 01.. 1 33 10 04.
TOWNSHIP OF. STANLEY.: '
bouth'Part 8 .,,, Day/field Road lr"orth.:.'. • 75 Patented ,. 47.44 •2 :28 40 72
VILLAGE O.F EGMONDVILi.E, IN'.TOWNSHIP :•OF: TUCKRSMITH.
• 10 - 1 i,rst St } Patented , 2 51 1 is
VILLAGE OR HARPURHEY' IN 'TUCKERSMITH,
23 1.ovidencl'Cait's • 1-5 Patented 118 113
24�; ,:.'Surrey. r ., , 1-0' . Patented 54. 3 70
25I •• 1.5 Patented • 54 . 1 10
,VI LLAGE• OF GLUEVALE, IN c TOWNSHIP -'OF• TURN'BERRY:
11•.._'Cantelon's Survey. t 3 • Patented - 3 17 1.18
43 • -... Duncan's Survey. .., 7..Pateuted • .. • 90• ': 1.10
VILLAGE -OF WINGHAM, 'IN TOWNSHIP. OF 'TURNBERRY.
2 e8
3 00
' 2 31
'1'04
1 04.
Pai k 37.'
•Village. 152
Village 107 ..
Village 171 ..,
Village .$ 3172,...
• Village 231
4 35
2.00
. 53.Patented ': 13 77 1 5a 20..82..
.• Patented . 4 47 120 0 07.
Patented 10 74' i' 35 12 09
Patented 708 1 28' ; • 8 30
-Patented ited ... 4 01 • '
..,. i 1 18 510
Patented •, 0 27 1 55 • 7 52
• 4 Patented 0 74 1 25 7'00
Village 315 3 . Patented •93 1 10 2 03
Village 11 .. Fisher's Survey 1.5 Patented 4. 70 ;...1,20 y,00
' TOWNSHIP. OF EAST WAWANOSH
•34 382 -: 7th :,:. 100 i'atentcd :, 53 39 g 42- Sn at
TOWNSHIP OF ''WEST WAWANOSH. "
N , 1'•) . 1st a. ..... 100 Patented ,. , 15 57 , 1' 53 21 17
11155. 13th 10D Patcnted .. 18 30 • • 1 55 `- 10 00
•.VILLAGE OF DUNGANNON, IN WEST WAWANOSH..
52, ,• , . . McMatli'sSurve'' ,,, .3 Patented 1 17 119: . 2 30
e W ltii 374
211
948''• •...,
25.1
382
385 '
380
070'
711
732
779
777
7778
7717
780
751. •
782
,• 4
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VILLAGE OF BAYFIELD.•:
T Patented , 1 01 1 -13
7 Patented . 3' 01 7 1,1
c Patented.,, 32 1'10.
"Patented . • 3'. • 1 10
Patented :. 2 01 1 13 : 3.14
• • Patented , 23 1, 1O 1.33
Patented .,. 23 110 1 33
pp Patented., 23 1 10 1 33
g . Patoiited 211 ' 1 `10 i ?3
1 Patented . 148 1 15' 3 33
. 4. ,Patented
h
• Patented ' • .1 0y� 1 13 t 05.
Pnte,Itetl 1 1,2 1 13 13 05
Patoittt{ 1 'l2 •1 13 . :1
l':tto9tett .- '3 110 13:33
Patented' ., • 23 . '1 10 1 33
Patented ,: 93 1 10 113:
4 l3itontcd '3.11
1 19 11
33
Patented
one , 2 i , 1 T0- • 1 33
Patented'
2 74
4 10
1 42
1 42
- Stented :, -.-21-.-- • .'1 19 1 133
,,. Patented ,. .110 "" 1339
,ie, , „ • 7 1.'atonted 23 .110 1 3:3
•:f 13 ai43 ., , Rouge 3 .... 4 V atemed . 1 10 3 50
p b P irl .. &0 110 1D0
• VILLAGE 'OP BRUSSELS. •
"18 1 Itateutut .. 950 18:3.
218 Patented S f 1, 30
025,. Pnteitecl
1 .. 1:3 1+t3 1.:'
13
VILLACIE OF EXETER.
w }att. 31.. 11 Taylor's Surrey . , 3 patented
137 ' , ,... 1 rancesto n Survey. ,. g Patented . 3 20 1 is
• VILLAGE OP WROXETER,'
.... Ilonie::Strtet, l:mt..,. ,, l'a'tented. ., '1137 1 08
VILLAGE OF '.WiNGHAM.
Park l; J41.400911° Street 2 Patented ,. 0 11
Park 25 .. Less 11allw.ty portion, ' 5 Patented .. 3 0!)
Mill Reserve ,. 7 Patented ., •i (35
Village LotM.-.;(151ertnnentSurvey.:'. ' Patented .. 700
821 .... Shutter Street ..1, ', Patentcd „ 9 (1:3.
883- ' a..• Francis Street 7 • Patented ,. ' 1 49.
15 , . , .. Sndlei•.s Survey .. 1.., Patented .. 9 do
3, . ..•. lrledlttll'8. tirvoy Patented ,. 2 05
A ,r ,.. Pafeitteti 2 09
'7
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.... Patented
0
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00
lr
Y
...,. Patented {
{}yyC 2 0 3
r t
3 '� l'dtented .. 2 aa.
10 �x
.., 1'atcnted 2 65
11 ,;,, 3 Patented00
County Treasurer's Office,
• Gaclerich, Jnly'lt1i,1878. f
3 53 1 lit
5
5
1 25
1 19.
1 20
1 28
1 35
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•1 15'
1 15
1 15
1 13)
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1 13
1 15
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10 80,
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• 4'74
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2 50
3 81
3 881
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3 81
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A. M. ROSS,
Treasurer, County of Huron.
A "GR
Having determine
--FOR
Tk
13463E I3►]Et rts.
WI3NI)O.
• . UI3LI�+
EinvA.75/mn,
131.4.A.W3Eat 130
SlaftijinFOINMaR,
AND
. _ .__OOD
A►T COST AND :VNDERm
Remember the` Sale will only b continued
for one month.
• DON'T MISS. THIS CHA.NGE.
The goods must be sold. as 'Z am positively going
out 'of -that branch' -'df business;
Note tie Stand -Next doom to. Ri.•Callander & Co's....
A.v-=I.lz`
Clinton, Sept.19,- 1878.
MST EE
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HEADER
C R THAN. .'i',HE•.CHEi4 ��ii�EL7 ■ T
a.
FULL STOCK oP
'DRY .-GOODS, READY-MADE ' CLOTHING-, • TWEEDS,
'HATS . .AND CAPS, GROCERIES; BOOTS -
.
ANI) • SHOES., FURS;
•
it Wilily) to the advantage' of persons who laish to supply theincelves. with cheap goods
to call and sot my stook before purchasing. ; • •
The reason yv7zy I sell goods so. much lower than other stores,
is I clo.a''ready paJy ' business, araci ccrn elaabled to pay Ca'sh •.
� J
for my. Goods; zvhic1c I buy incl cheaper than I 'could - do • if
I
had to 'buy. tice77a on ilius. I can sell .goods with half the
Profit t7iat credit stores get, and do a Paying business.
A call frons intending purchasers respectfully solicited. No tremble to,sltow goods.''-,
•
Clinton, Sept, 1;,1 7.e,:•
PLUMSTEEL,.
BRIO LOC'C.
CL TON EVRNJTURE WA.REROOM'. -
1011. 27 AL13EIV10 f'ti1tEE'C,, 11111CD ' FILOUK.
' BB.OA.DE'OOT & BOX, ,OF . SEA11 ORTH, • ,
We would call special attention •
lk•g Rave to state td. the inhalf.
17ui12ri,olilt1Anna&sutrnnn<l • •
edabranch htis aliey)iavestart• '
fi[gcouutrythdt t
dssinthe piase - ltq }ifl rt p 1tm nt�
lately oceitpied by i41GS7,r1:s rC Mil Oi YW 1Ug �B ��Y11fRii((
1VnT;rNO, andwnaldreHl'oetial• sit,- t-7,71.."
1y solicit the public to 0311 and „`� P
examine. their stock, which 18 • "L lvhfah is ving ptd to none itt the.
complete in every department.__..."`....• e town,. Ravingpnrehnseddlarge -
a p .�., and nor stock Coalns,aasketa
ur, crier h Bedroom Sete Ore . ",,,,44, }�',-
acoon<itencneiuthaooantryfor a�1';%at141t! d t �. :gy Robes ndTrnetings,oterery
design and finish. Baiting every ' : description, and lltted up a new
improvement in the Brio of new r ' rind ellegant $RAnss, we are
maohlnery,wonidnnrantnreoar 4 ._ +reparedtodo•Undortakingat
own goods and ban sell them at' the lowest romnno;e tire,pricea.
prieod•that' wilt astonish every
Streemhor th0 lace
one alio nrn r P 77 ibeat
n c iia ed .-with those Street nett door to lir. 13.111.: '
e rmerly paid for same geode.. liJoey'8 Hardware Store.
I)z connection with t/ieirmictottc7Ginsybus•ial s aaiCJ arse 1198 lfNTI.,SLE,Z1'C Ti1;IITD
w/eieli preserves au boar, destroys 411 ol'jensive odors, and prevents contrrgio�t
" «risin;/„front dead bodies.
�,-lisiiiriN, 18, 187& ,
Clinton rano _.
MONEY TO LCA
l�ftll EASY TERMS,
lty 'Which the i>t
rilrclpal
be Irepaid..1n part Or all at
an Hint- darling the refill
of Loan. .
A lan,I f" fro Ts 1� wY
rY r i!t/ r PAii.RA.W
Clinton, Mdroh,1870, ,
f ,4oaa.•
•
C. C'ARTWRIGHT.
CAR RIGIfT
Tw OPi S '
`113A
it n
, T Alt WILL 214
1J mm l
E
at the ao oroia Hotel,Clinton, the hat Thurs.
Clay and lTriday Of every month. Teeth inverted in the
iateet style 'Teeth with. expelled neryea treated, 0140
and made as geed 80 sound ones,
Canada .Company' Lands
1;IST Ol` LANDS I31 Ittllio2 E'O1i SALE nr
th8 080e4800rn38ny mn' be 800 51 the ethos cit
bhoundersiguoa. •
itAtalk'`
Cliltton,Jan.17,,1871.