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A bosom friend -.-The baby. "
It's all very we talbing about .war -
tying for love,. but Consider the example
set by clergymen. They always Marry
kir money,
What an eff'eott oliheeto hag: en nattir-
al .development ! In California they
make al001101 out of beets, . Here' we
Make beats out of alcohol, . ' ,
John'Aeple and Amantha Apple, con -
sins livingin Iowa:revere, recen tl y
ou•sinsl-ivinginIowa,-.Were,recently married,
and the olergyrnan remarked ' Well
really, this is a pleasant apple -pairing;'
' Winter is a lai,ean'season,' 'said one
pickpocket to another, ' end :very bed
for business• besides, Everybody •has .
his hands in his pockets. I don't like
it at all.'
• ' So,' said on old lady to a ,neighbor,
' I understand that your daughter has
married a rich husband.' The neighbor
thoughtfully replied, ' He's a. rioh Iran,
but I'm afraid he's a poor husband.'
Au old lady said to a street vagabond
' My good man, where -is the- ' Ofiord
Arms ?" • To which the street .vaa-'
bond, offering his 'own arms, replied,
' Here they is, mum, a'n' offered freely.''
' The difference etween honor' and
discretion'said a b fly,' t horror
z , y, a o
ntt ..hwhenb
tells you0 0. fb a'tnan be
o
down, and discretion warns_ yon • tee be
careful about hitting him when he isn't'
dew a.'
How to rise :--Resolveyou will, take
in a long breath, kick_ off.. the olothes,
and make a bound for the middle of the
room, cold or no•"ctlld,—Chico rjo Jour-
nal. Tho man who resolves en this
• subject is lost, The only way is to quit
thinking and kick off the- cover.
Little Fred was talking to his grand-
ma, who was something of a sceptic.,
' Grandma, do you belong to the.Pres-
byterian Church ri' No." Tee the
Baptiste' ' No.' ' To any . church?'
' No.' ' Well, grandma, don't youth lsk
it's about time toget in somewhere'V :
Infant . terrible : 'Mamma, what's`
an angel ?' Mamma " An: angel, my
dear 1 It's child with wings that flies.'
Infant terrible t 'Well, ,mamilla, why
does papa always call my governess his
angel ? .Site hasn't got , env • wings.'
' Mamma : ' Well, that sheet% .prevent
her flying very promptly.'
An artist was painting the portrait of
a person of pretentious piety, who had the
mpertineuce to give what ho considered
a moral lecture to the painter ; but the,
latter, with the "urbane but ,positive
authority of, his profession, merely said ;
' Turn your head. a little -to theright,
and shut your mouth.'
' I dreamed last night,' seed he -ee
her whom he bored greatly by his,atten-
tions, ' that I laid in wait for a man
with an immense sane of money . aid,
knocked his bwains out, and -then. web-
bed him of bis wealth,' ' There would
have been more merit in the. theft if
you had stolen the brains,' replied she;
' Gweat heavens ! what would I have
done with them V She' gave it up.
A parent who claimed the right 'to
educate his own children sent the fol-
lowing oowmunicatton to a school board
in England recently :—' Jentlemen,^,-
am at a loss to know, why the .choral
Bord oficer' is so desirous to have toy
chiller educated. It is my . alai:. wish
to make them cholers. • .There is pl'entey
of stret Arabes to look after without
annoying me s0 much.— .Yours, ant
so forth, The Jentlemen Chool Bold.
When the late James T. ' Brady was
crossing the ocean, his readinesf at re-
, pertee attracted the notice of till oil
board, and it wager was laid thatbe could
not be caught napping, hut would give
not only a prompt but a witty reply,'
Next morning Mr. Brady was oiaserved
looking through the, telescope, the et-.
mospbere being damp and cold. 'The
interested party, determined to .'win,
touched his arta and asked, ' What
ship is that 2' ' Don't know; but I
hope it's a Peruvian bark, for I'm in a
perfect chill,' responded the witty law-
yer. . _....., . - -._r.:�- ..................
A ' national schoolmistress ill the
country was taking down filenamestend
ages of her scholars at the chilli -nonce.
meat of the terra, 'When coating iti torn
to a little white -headed boy, • she Belted
him, I Well, my lid, how old are yet'?
' My name ain't Lad, said he sharply;
' it's John.' ' Well,' ,skid the school.nritt-
tress, ' what is the rest of four name 2'
' Why, that's all the name I've gatejust
John.' ' Well, . what is your, father's
name 1' ' Oh, you needn't put duds
na ve den ; he isn't amain' to sclltiol.
He`deems too big too to sehoi;l' ' Well
how old are you 3g' ' I ain't old ,at all
I'rn young.' ,
It is given out that ladies will weal'
vests precisely like the gentlemen's this -
winter. When a tnsrried man goes to
bed he will have to pet a entitle mark
on his vest OC next morning he may
slip on his wife's and not discover his
mistake until ho inserts bis thumb and
forefinger in the right-hand pocket for:
a pinch of tinea -cut, and finds nothing
but a piece of cliewiug+gittml. and the
stub of a short lead -pencil.. Then he
will suddenly remember that there Was
a roll of ten dcllare• notes in the left-
hand pocket of his vest, that is if be is
an editor, he will—and be, will run -hack
boats in J artts time. ,
•
A. *mew outwitted..
A farmer who was .as. niggardly a
wan as ever breathed, contrived by hie
pariaimonious` 'titbits to amass great
Wealth. He was likewise conscience-
less, add scrupled at nothing that would.
add a dollar to his pile. Not far from
him lived a shiftless sort of a fellow, who
loved to steal better than to work, and
the farmer seed to trim once, ' Clem,
I will give you a shilling' a bushel for
all the potatoes you will bring me, and.
I don't care where you got them.
Clem jumped at the chanes, but ask.
ed hint where ho could get thein;
' I don't care' where. Of course you
will steal them, but that's none of, my •
business.' The bargain was struck,
and every night for a week Clem would
drive to the fartirer's house with :a Toad
of potatoes, carry;thetn' into thecellar;
and receive 'his pay • for thea,. At
length' be asked him. where he got
therm.
'
Stole 'cru;' -
'`Where did yousteitl'eni, eelein'{'
Oh, up in your lido hill'lot,' replied
the other, while a grin took entire pos-
session. of
os-session•of his, face. He got away in
time to save his back, but that further
hasn't bargained with him since to steal•.
anything.
Vette nteneereee of mummer' A,rogde.
' ' Dr, 11'Iol,ellen, at. to recent meeting of
the . Welland Teachers' Association, •
gape his hearers the following reminis-
cence of +" boarding around," as prac-
tised nearly a- generation ?go ;—When
he' first began teaching, ;in; 1849, bis
salary was: but ;$180 a•:year., and he
didn't -oven' get rill•that to this day -elm -
sides
ay hesides' "boarding around." I -le related
his oxperienco,of the letter to the g1ear
anlusetnent of the audience. Upon "•tar
riving at hie tirst lioarcliug place, after
schoolone day, the ald.lady gently ine
timate() to him that it' was custoruary
Per the boarding .teacher to lend his s®r.-
.vices•for the benefit of the household,
and informed him that justthen the old
matt and: the boys were mit in the barn
killing swine, and • would no doubt be•
pleased , to have 'his assistance.. This
the embryo ;Dr., on principle,.'declined.
to give. ather dissatisfied at this the.
thrifty matron drew hisattention to a
churnflil•:of . 4i1k. 'requiring a• metiva
power at the dasher, only again to meet
With the Doctor's dissent on ptinciple.
(Laughter), Well, then, if he wouldn't
help to provide' the winter's pork for
the family, nor evolve the golden but-
ter from its "creamy bed, would he
( hold '•the baby while Sal chuned'1'
(I. aughter). This he could undertake
without sacr'itice of principle, and forth-
with did; but -before the lapse of ten
minutes the. 'uppermost; feeling in his
mind was regret that he had not,helped
the' old man and the boysin the barn,'
exercised on the churn• dasher, . or un-
dertaken any other job in, the household
econotily, ringer than that of relieving
Sally of the baby. lie had previously
passed very fait' examinations in pby-
•siology," anatomy, and the mechanical
sciences;'"but never ' uu.til'then did, Jae
learn that. a baby lied no' bones in its
body, and for the: lifo of him lin \vas un-
able to discover the infant's centre of
gravity, soplewbut twits cringer and the
family discomfort generally... (Lauglii ter.)
•
• Queer .Perioiivaneee. •
Stage performances have of late been
varied here rand--therefrom what ' was
intended: Joe Rainbolt, ono of the
sharpshooters of the variety theatre,
shot off one of hiswife'a angel% in Cin-
cinnati, instead of hitting the potato
that site; was'}soldifig for .a nark. In a
pathetic scene in ' A Woman, of the
People,' in I3aldwin's Theatre, San
Francisco, the wooden head of the baby
that the 'agonized mother was holding
fell off and rolled noisily to the foot
lights. • The actress coolly picked it up
and put it on the body again. Ada
Cavendish fell ill in the midst of a per-
formance in Baltimore, and wee com-
pelled to,withdraw. Two young.aictors
turned a mock tight into a real' one i11
a Houston theatre, and would not de.
sist at the proper time. The stage 1114n,
ager was coln1elled to drop the curtain.
atl the unexpected scent,. ' A phono-
graph was part of an exhibition in Cairo,
Ill. • A. Sheetof the tinfoil had been
placed riethe appttt'ntus.reedy to be used,''
lent rut cheery of the manager replaced
it by another, and' leen the crank was
turned the pbono 'i'atplt said : --' This
show is a fraud, Itnd the manager is
` and et that point the man et the
crank stoliperl. A policeman a rent. on
the stage of a (;llinesc theatre to stop the
performance, whish hail been extended
beyond the legal time of I1ight. The
indifilnitt audience tore np the seat& to
fling at t',ie intruder, tuid dial d11tilsgo
nmoulning to $800,
•
A Mmildew ' Death .••
;Chore is eonietltin � terrible itt the thought
of having oar friendil stricken clown at our
side, without a pe.rtingwort of endearment o1
consolation—one moment at our side in the
llaeh of vigorous life,cheering our hearts with
their loving sympathy; the next at our feet,
pale with death, deaf Wear ^,rtes and heedless
of -our tears. Bvory excessively fat person is
in instant danger of such a death. Seven -
tenths of the victims of obesity •die of heart
disease or apoplexy: Allan's Anti -Fat, the
only relned3t for obesity,. reduces the weight
by regulating the digestion aridassimilation Of
the food. Itis perfectlyllertnlese, end -Hansa
will ineatre,' in cyery Instance, a reduction of
weight from tom to flee pounds a week:
,.TR4ApvitER.28... .
SALE -OP'. LAND$
4,444144.,44,44414,44
COUNTY OF IJURON,
To Wrr
• ley virtue of a Warrant, issued under the hand of the Warden of the County of
Huron, and the Corporate Seal,of the said County, bearing date the Fourth day of
July, A,D.,1878, to me directed,: for the ebllection of arrears of taxes due•'on'the un-
dermentioned lauds, I hereby give notice that unless the said taxes, together with all,
lawful costs and, charges, be sooner paid, will, on ,
•Wednesday; the 'Fourth• day of December., next,
AT THE HOUR OF 'ONE O'CLOCK•, F. M., •
AT TIDE
o r House in, the Town of Goderioh,.
deroceed to sell, by p'nblic Auction, the said laatde, er'.so-mizch'th'exeof as may -be
etifeeient to discharge suc11 arrears of taxes' and the charges thereon;.
•
1I,ot or part of Concession or Street, Acres, Patented or Amountff&Cu-Totil.Nem• lot ;, Tnpatpntea.otTaxoso
mission,••
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TOWNSHIP' OF ASHFIELD,
4a plot L -- , 1st EDivision 50 'Patented ,.
N p 1 3rd W Division 40 " Patonted,
• N ., H41t W Dtvlsion 1f0__Unpatented •
•W pt 18
J. W Colin; „ Part 3
Isa,aeU Bing ,,.'Part 3
Wm. hiller ,.. Part 4 '•
J. W. Collins ., Part 100
James Oraig . Part 100
3. W, Collins . Part, 107
John Clifton . Part 107
• TOWNSHIP OF GODERiOH,
,.>3 .. 10}; Patented .,
•, Maitland . . Patented .,
Maitland 2, Patented ..
, Maitland „Patented ,
.,;•Alaitland A Patented• r,
„Maitland • ;1' Patented
• Maitland' v •' ' Patented
, Maitland Patented ..
10 part Bayfield 43 . Patented„,
Wpart :, ,. Bayfield ' ,,,. . 42 Patented „
•• ''TOWNSHIP: OF GREY.
27 ,: 1311: •- 100 11'niatented,
23 . ...,131h , •100. Uhtpatented,
20 ..., 14th, 100 Unpatented.
t ,...100 Patented' ,; ,
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VILLAGE OF ZURICH, IN HAY...
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• 1.5, Patented ,: 3 34 1.18
1.5 Patented 3 34 .. 1.18
' 1-5 Patented 3 94 1 15
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TOWNSHIP OF 'MOWIOK..
Part 30 3rd. . Prltented ,> 3 70 " 1 18• 4 94
19. A . 103 Patented t 37'30 • .. " "03• " 3S) 42
VILLAGE OF GORRIE, IN TOWNSHIP . OF HOWIOK:
215., • 1-,5: Patented 1' 83 • 1 1:3 2 08
VILLAGE OF', MANCHESTER, IN TOWNSHIP OF HULLETT,
I..; ... I•5 :'. Patented 08 1 10 • ' 2 06
TOWNS'HIP. OF .MCKiLLOP
• \r part 1 , 14th " , 50 :Patotititil 9 61' 1 33 10 94
TOWNSHIP OF STANLEY
• South Pari': 3 . 3ayileld Road forth 75 • Putentod ••17.44• ) 28 40 7`
VILLAGE 'OF EGMONDVILLE, IN TOWNSHIP OF . TOOKERSMiTH.'
10. . kiret ht ' .. 1 Patented. 11 51 1'10 3'00'
VILLAGE . OF HARPURHEY, IN 'TUOICERSMITFI;
`23). Lewis roil Cult's . 3-5 Patented,. ` 1 Is 1 13 S 31
24'• Survey 1.5 Patented , 84 1 10 1 64
2'.73 I.5 Patented 54 x 10 3 1,4
VILLAGE' OF •BLUEVALE,. IN •'i ?WNSHIP OF TURNBEBRY.
•11 ('antolon'sSurlot ' } Patented 317 118 4.35
43 Duncan's Sitrve} ,.. ?, Patented 00„ • 1 13 2 00
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VILLAGE' OF WiN,GHAM, lid( TOWNSHIP OF .TURNBERRY..
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. 'Village 152
Village 167
Village 171
Village S *172..
Village 231 .
Village 293
Village 315
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t'1 ' Patented ... • 19 77 ' 1. f,5
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Patented 93 1 '10
, sane .. 476' 1°d
TOWNSHIP ,OF EAST WAWANO.SH.
Xi. 118 . 1th ., 100. Patented „ 53110
TOWNSHIP OF WEST WAWiANOSH,
h 119. ... 1st 100 Patented, . 111 59 1 At
1. ¢F 22 . , ., 13th. ; ,.: 100 Patented , . 13 35 • 1.43
VILLAGE' OF DUNGANNON, IN WEST WAWANOSH.
McMath s Survey ,p patented .. 117 1
VILLAGE OF BAYFiELD.
1atunteat .. 1 01
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VILLAGE OF BRUSSELS.
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VILLAGE, OF • EXETER,.
a. Taylor's Survey .,.• , Patented
• t rancestou•rt Survey.., Patented
' VILLAGE .:OF WROXETER. •
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VILLAGE OF WUNGHAM,
Josephine Street '
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t'raneta Street
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1 •rte 'A call .from intending purebuserrespectfully ' ectfully solicited, ' No trouble to show . goods.
1 42 p w g oda.
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tea Beg, It•ano to state to the inhab.
• 1 a3 !mute el Clinton and surround.
1 $ iugcauntrytltatthcyhavestart, •
13:1 edit branehbnoinoae In thepiace
1 00 lately occupied by lilsrares 4t;
Wurtrao, andwouldteepoctfal-
ly solicit the nubile ' to Call and
examine their stock, which is
10 89 complete' In (,very department:
O nr Parlor & 13eilriorh Seta are
7't' nr ece4vtdtonone inthe countryfor
design and finish. llaoing every
Improvement is the fine of new
reachinery, we mann(anture oar
4 73 own geode and eat dell them ave
.1 4% prices that will astonish every
sine when.,eernpared with those
AT COST AND .'UNDER.
Jtentembale,
er lhe- �. �-. ill ,only
y
.4 , � � a���l ; be � . continued
for one I10nth.•.
DON'T ; MI§aS THIIS CHANGE.
The goods, d soil, m
gmust ,be: sold:. as I •am:positivelyoily
out_ot' that .branch of -:business,
Note the Stand ..Next door to R.�a lYa
nter;.&
GOS.;.
diatom, Sept.19, -1878. •
FA
PLUMSXX:
CHEAPER THAN . THE CHEAPEST.
k'CTI.I;'
STOCK Ole
•
DRY GOO»S,READY-MADE CLOTHING•, Tw•EEDSp
• I-IATS AND CAPS, GROCERIES, BOOTS
AND 'SIIOES; FURS, ETC.
I.t,wilI be to the advantage of persons who wish to supply' th.maelvair.w'fth eheap 'hoed»
to call and an my stockbefore purchasing.
'1'7cereason why I sell gods so manc1 .tower.tltam 'oilier store's,.
is.1 iso a ready -pay business and am 'enabled
, to pay' CasT,t •
for 97ay Ooods,.witic1.1:buy.'ntuclt cheaper •than I sound etc) Lf.
...had to' buy ti ern on time.. ' c l .o.
n -_fit._ �o c�.� with half the
_profit tinct- credit stores get,: and' do. a paying bu$iness :
Clinton, Sept. it, 1878,
H .L L W IV1$.t•E.L'1L,
13IRICK BLOC1t `
INToNJTTJR
..URWAREROO
Net TV At)i'tE1tll' S'I'ltE)v'1', ItltiG'I WARM.
BROA.JM OOT & BOX,
Op' EAFORT I '
WO wants 4411n
sl d al attention
may
Undertaking : Boartmod, .
nmolly pad for same goods, •
1 ;t'8 1225 >~If, 110330(913013 with t113'3,' 11)U6) (CIL3J!L,
IOltieh p)1'(i41102'ee- the body, destroys
.arising
Clhltun, Jana 18,1878: '
1 20
1 11
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1 28
115
t 13
1 11
1 15
3'10
1 18.
1 15
115
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est
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..d A. M. ROSS, c
Treasltrer,. County of Huron.
Which la aeeon& to none ill the
to 0n. Having parchaeed o largo-
Ana now etoekof Cotilue,Casketa
Robed gild Txtrtnninge, of every
description, and fitted rtp 11 naw -
.nnd elegant IIEAh8s, wo ate'
prepared to do Undertaking at
the lWet t',enumerative-posse.
ellemembertheplaeb-77 Albert.• '
Street, next door to 11r. 1t..3t.
Rancp'a ]iardivato stor0
business they N.80 the ANTI-SBF2'IC L'LUI1?
all offensive odors,' and pre11 init; , contagion•
front cleeccl bodies,.
MONEY' TO x �1 N
NEY'
.-
ON EASY TERMS,
illy vttttch the pr`tkelpal cakit
be repaid lin' part or allt at '
way lime' dining title term
O. CAlUa1.P 1/1/'Et
OCAR'tWRX(IXIT, Olr sTRATr'ORT3 WILL lilt.
e a't"tho Commercial notel,0liaton, the Met Thera•
day ani li ridgy of every mopth. Teeth inletted in the
tatdat 81710 Tootii with expeaed nervc8 treµted, lllloi
and made as good a9 sound tiles.
Canada Company Marcie:
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• , AtheMoeda(larkpany+napbdeeenatthe Oglee Of
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