The Clinton New Era, 1878-08-29, Page 3AUGUST 29, ,1S78
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THE. 0a:. ,i`U 7ti N ' - ,ERA,
a
Theta isn't a vegetable: that can ketch
up 'with tomato.
13y ,accident, 14 Bestea paper lately
'headed a marriage :notice "Ingenious
Attempt to Swindle."
The. blaekeznith is' about the only
workmau that, secures .prosperity.by he.
ing always on the strike, .
Darwin says .a woman loses one-tenth
a her time looking for her il,imbl'e,
He recommends that' a shelf for it be
attached to the frame of the mirror°°, •
A great big ripe tornato,if well aimed,
will do -more -to make. au aratnr forget
hisasnbject than all the cheers a mad
crowd can utter.
Squate,u&il?sellas. are repotted. tis. the
latest things in Paris. What's nothing.
We have been using square .umbellas
a long time, at least they are never
round -when wanted.
Griggins has an idea that married•
men suffer much less than baoholers
during hot weather. It isso easy, he
says, to bring ona coolness by finding
fault' with the cooking. • •
In the lobby of an•iun. the following
inscription is painted on the wall in
conspicuous letters : ' No personwill
get credit for whiskey in this: 'house but
those who pay- money down.'„, • .
A pian who jumped • overboard and
was .drowned, left a memorandum, say-
ing, ' Whiskey did this,' 'The coroner'
said that water did it,•and thatif, he
stuck to whiskey he .might, have been.
alive now. .
'
Whiskey is your great enemy,. said.
•
a minister to Deacon Janes.
said Jones, ' don't the Bible...tray; Mr •
Preacher,- that we are to love our ene•
-
reies r ''Oh, yes, beacon'elones ;.butit
don't say we are to swallow them.''
An undertaker being Weed by:a lady•
who was employing him at some house-
Bold work whether he'could take a glass
.flow or wait till he had fi.niebed the j.ob,
said, ' I'll he takin' the glass noa, igen,,
for there's been •pow.er o' sudden deaths
lately,'
Ari`old lady passenger •WAS so. much.
.impressed by - the polite attention 'she
received from a railroad- conductor that'
she recently `left him two thousand
five hundred dollars by her. will.. .But.
will this catch, the eye. and .bo --to the
heart of other conductors 9 ' -'
'Did I ever see -a. flying ,maohine: V
remarked a man with a cabbage leaf in
his hat;`at the market the .otter day.
"VTeII, I should sorter conclude I -had.
You'd just 'orter Seen them fast:.trotters
of,. Hens -the-
reaper on the downhill -side a± the fieW.
Fly! Well, -I should: reckon r
One of those Sunday -school teacher's
who are always desirous of drawingout
the ideas of • children, asked. her class
what they supposed Daniel said when
he was placed in the _lion's ,don • One
of her scholars, who has a practical
turn-- of mind, answered, ' GGaod-bye !
I'm a goner 1'
A soldier on the eve of haul -esti -lit his,
unmentionables to the tailor with n view
to having a piece inserted in the •waist-
band to protect his heart.' Tho tailor;
suspecting thet• trio.soldier might turn
his back on he enemy, placed it iii the.
seat. Accordingly, when the time dame,.
taking refuge iu a hedge, arid finding
the tin baits propel•itlace,'he exclaimed
that the tailor knew better where his
heart lay than he did himself.. •
Be was a bachelor, had travelled ex-
tensively; and•could speak any language,
dead or alive: Hieroglyphics were no-
thing to him. But when he .returned
home the other day and talked, to his
sister's baby, and when it cried and was
pacified by its mother saying.: !Did his
naughty wauty- uncle witncle come
homey womey and scarey iiiy'littla put-
soy wutsoy,' he .,just leaned' over,.the
back of the chair and 'wept.
A city elergytnsn. was invited 'tn
-•- ,rata ill it email country •ehutali, ant
the choir thought they would• get op
a very elaborate performaniEis for his,
benefit.. The were More !ambitious
than successful, and' when they had
finished, before giving out'his text, the
preacher looked up to. the gallery and
said, 'My friends, if the angelsinllea v n
should hear you sing they would come
down and wring your necks.' '
On- the first visit- of -the Iiottt•- ►`.--.
to one •rif the appointtlientsin-.-County,
be gave out lines of a hymn and waited.
for some one to lead the singing. ' No-
• body responded. "Brethren,' said the
preacher, ' the Lord has not blessed tae
with the power of song, and I will thank
some one to Mise the tune,' tit the name
time looking earnestly et old. Weibel'
Jones, who seethed to be the bell -wether
of the flock. 'Fhe bell -wether geld,
You needn't look tit me, forthe •Leal'
has left me in the teirno fix r y •
In one of our Sunday Schools lately,
a teacher was instructing !a juvenile
class about the word glutton. - ' Sup•
pose,' she sttid, 'a man should sit down
todinner,c eat 1
aft l ti as Much 8 errs
a f 71
per.
sons -then got up tied go to a restat -
rant, and eat a let morn -them fill his
podkets with crackers and cheese, and
keep eating, tvbttt-wclukl ,ya+it<rialls-slieb-
a person 4 The bay who can answer,
please holo up hie hand. Up went the
hand of a silt year old boy. ' Well,
what would you call suchti man 9' asked
the teacher. ' A. dnrnod clog,'' rung out
a clear and well italicised. reply. -
'soma sedges.."
When tempted to scorn the little du;
.tree of our calling, -let us think of such
-n'
say., gs as the following 1 --One' 'day a
Visitor at Michael Angelo's studio re-
marked to that great artist; who had
been, .describing, certain little fitislireg.
" touches' lately given to n • .statue,
But these the only trifles," t" It may
so," replied the sculptor,''.' but recol•
loot that trifles make perfection, and`
perfection. is no trifle.", Inthe salve
spirit the great painter I3oussin account-
ed for his reputation in these -Words,
Because I, have neglected Nothing.'"
It is related of a Manchester nanuftte-
turele chalciin retiring from business be
purchased au estate from a cortein noble-
man, The arrangement was that he
should have the shouse with all its fur-
niture just as ib -stood. On taking pos
session,-howetter, he found that.a, cabi. •.
netwhich was in t'he invontory.had been
w•. l . y e.
vapplying 0d ail on..ft3 tothe former
Pomo dt h
.,1 y b
..
owner abont -it, the latter said, "Well,
TARE'
COUNTY OP I1.UIRQN,
virtue
A WIT : t
1I y ofa Warraut, issllcd under the' hand of'the Warden• of the County of
Huron and the Corporate Seal of the said County, bearing date the Fourth slay of
July, A..D., .1S78, to �i11ic directed; for the collection of arrears of taxes due on the. un..
dermentioned lands, 1 hereby give•notice, that unless the said taxes, together with all
lawful posts and charges, be sooner paid, I will,'on .
' e be . xt
F la!a• .o De � nen..
1/Vednesda, the ourta . f m ��
AT THE .HOUR OF ONE Q'4I,OCK, F. M.,
AT THE
mart House. n the Town of Goderich,
I certainly did order it to be removed, 1' - .
but I hardly thought you, would have I Proceed to roll, .by Public. Auction, the said lands, or so muCl the1el f as may be
sufficient to discharge such arrears of taxes and the charges thereon.
cared for $o trifi ng' .'matter'in so large
a :purchase," ",Niy lord," was •the reply,
"if 1 tad not all - my life .attended to
trifles, I. should not .have' beent able. to
purchase this estate;.and, excuse'me for
saying so, perhaps, if your Iot•dslsp l;ad
eared more about triflesyoualight not
have -had occasion to tiell••it.h
-
Alow 'They •Iiuy. and, Lyon in 1QJlttdrld.
:A nut -brown Maid is attracted by a
brilliant rod and yellow scarf.. She
asks the sleepy merchant,, nodding be-.
fore his .wares : •
What 19 this rag worth 9'
He tinswer:+, with profound indiffer-
ence
' Te14
"1-To? -bre,1 Are you dreamingor:
crazy ?'
She drops .the coveted nock -gear, and
moves on apparently horror Stl'icken.
'Don't be rash !' 'The scarf is worth
tWenty'real3, but for the sake •of San.•
tissima Moria; I offer. it to you tit hill(:
price. ' Very well l • YOU _are' not suit
ed, What will you give'I':
'C3tramb,. I..'Am I buyer and `Seller'.
as .well ? .•'T11e thing. ''is. 'worth• three'
reals -more 18 simply robbery.':
"11[aria l Jose 1` and•:all the family
We'cannot 'trade.' Sooner than sea for
eight :reals T. shall raisethe corerOf my
brains! .Go thou? • •Itis eight' in the
horning, and still thou d:teamest r::
She lays down the scarf ;elnctnntl3>
•saying: •
But the outraged inerehantsnorte,
scornfully
• '.Eight_ was any 'lost tvoi•d 1 Ge I'
Shemoves away, thinking how well
that sofa.WwoiLlt1 iooi in th`t� "li(i ll's
Gardens; and casts over her shoulder •a.
Parthian glaueo and 'bids--
" Six r
' Take it 1 I is madness but I cannot
waste time bargaining.'
Both congratulate themselves on the
operation::. ].Io would h>1've taken five,
stud she would. have given seven.: -
Canadian Workiianehirr at Paris.
Potll Canada and Ameiee demonstrate
by their exhibition of a.'griouliural tools,
.the immense superiority •of . their work-
••glen over those of Europe. A well-
known French manufacturer told ;Gtr.
Perrault; the Canadian :Commissioner,
that his unen could not , turn out riich
work as the pitchforks, )ekes, mowers,
scythes, etc., exhibited by trans -atlantic
people. lie could give be reason for it.
'They ought to be sable to make suck
steel,' he said, but they are not.' A
pitchfork such us we show -one which'
has tinOs: that when sprung entirely ontt
of place will spring hack -cannot be
found in ally European exhibit. The
nianttfacturerts bite their nails with cha-
grin,. and endeavor to . fathom tho.•ren-
Canada`s educational lisplay, •is ex-
renne y ergo enc ins. Tt compre en' s
groat variety of the inateriel manufac-
tured for object loseo318, and exhibited
l)y the Edntion)ei Depository of To-
ronto. ' The specimens of natural his
tory and, the appliances for teaching
chemistry and geography, aro very coil•
piens and perfect; 'One of Canada's e;t-
hibitJ wllicli attraacts European . atten-
tion is the railway furniture sa elabnr-
ate and so• ltterly ditFeeen•t froin any-
thing in use here. I :believe that the .
United States makes no exhibit of this
kind••.-inoro's the pity. The Catledians
exhibit lamps, signal lights, the furnislr-
ing of private snlootie, the uphotsti'y,
eta., nil of which produce . rounrloyed
wonder o11the part of the 11ear;an'tey,.
and even, the t trltvt lied rlf the aristrr
eraey of lrlutdpe.----Pitrh Po'sto)".
Jon7'rtal. "
FAT ,'1:01'%E'S• :1:11Sb"Ol1TU ES.
'-5ntne of the savage tribes enter their dwell•
robs through a hole in the roof, and when a
person beeolnes so et fhat lie amulet 3h4 i1),
he is regarded as an outlaw, ILO this sys•
tem been alto 3ted ire the United a t d , tatC. t
+, States, to
I ,
1
"oat.laws" could not have nuule
a • mo
tive demand for Allan's Anti•F tthan now
exists. t-1undreds who- had lived in constant
fear of sudden death have, by its Use, been re-
duced to a cotnfortablo li'v1ng. weight; The
-Anti-Fat is purely vegetable and perfectly
harmless. Sold by druggists.
A mart'ted woman in West Iiobeket ,
has bods twenty-six children,
naillely, eight tinges twins, twice triplets
ce fotar'. at ai.- birth.
11 x019.
Lot or part of
Lot
Patented or Amount Costs, .
Geneessioa or Street: Acres .0, COM- •Total,
Anpatentod, of;Taxes mission.
TOWNS.HiP OF. `ASHFiELP.
- pt oR. B }:.2 1st I4 Division . , 50 Patented .. $2s 72 31 80 - 333 52
N pt 1 - ars, W Divtstaa 40 Patented . , 22 08 • 1 03.:: 23 71
1 4 lith W Division 100 'Unpatented, 40.08 '. 33 51'41'
TOWNSHIP,. C -
'iVptIS . BL, .
Colljns - Part. 3 • ,,, Maitland '
'Sean II, ICin g•. , . r Part 3 ' ;_Aialttanil
wrii.ltliller. ,,,,• Part 4 -, Maitland
Collins . , .. Part 100 ., , .-T,Iaitland
James Craig .... Part 100. , Maitland
J. NY, Colrius . Part 107 Maitland
John Clifton , Part 107 ' ' Maitland
ld part $ -. Tlayfield
1V;part5 •
. BeyAold` _-
TOWNSHIP OFGREY. ,
27 13th'' 100 • Unpatented. • 20 01 • • 180 . 30 81:
28 .. 13th • 100 '1Jnpatentea. 20 .01. 1•.60 30 81"
2(1: X4th 100•• • ilnpaton3ed. 5157 1 88 , 33 45
25 ..:. 15th .. ,.,, 100 ;ratonted 33 90 , 1 08 34 88
,.. 10} Patented ., 4 08 1 20.
Patentor, 1 150, 1 13
2 Patented 1 50. 1-13
.2 'patented .310 '113.
Patented .. • 3 68 r 13
} Patented.....36 • 1. 25.
• Patented „.0 35. '3, 25 .
Patented'.., 3.73 -1 18
• 43 Patented , 24 30.. .1 70'
42 Patented 21;04;
6 18
2 69.
2 00'
4 80
01
7 00
4 91
20.00
1 00 ' X2'04
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TOWNSHIP' OF HAY.
NV A. a loth : •50. Patented , , 0 .32
8 1,•551 N k 0 - .., r ako,Road East : , .. , - set Patented .. 13 05
:VILLAGE OF ZURIOM, IN HAY.
'theirs Survey1-5''Patented•. ,, * 7(1 1.10 • 1 so
a a T-5 •Patentor,. 7(1 ' • 3 10 •:1 RO
•1.5 Patented 34 .. 1 l8 4 5
tr " 1 , Patented }.., ...3' 3 34 I 18 . 4 522
" "' ' 1.5 'i'atented : 3.34. • 1:18 7 '4,42.
Patented "„ 3.04' 1 15 -4.10
•rc '• Patented 3 04 1. lo 4 10
1 33
1 40
10 45
11 45.
43
• '41-
49 •
•
•
, Part. 30
.TOWNSHIP OF HOWIOK.,'
3rd ,,,. }. 13ntontetl:. 3 70
11) , .1 ,,. 103 i'atcntnd 37 39,.
VILLAGE OF GORRIE, IN TOWNS -UP; --OF HOWIOK.
;1.83 . 1.13 '00
HO LLETT.
...O •• 17.0 2`08
VILLAGE OF MANCHESTER, IN TOWNSHIP OF
'0 1-5 Patented
.TOWNSKIp•-OF McKILLOP.
�
50 Pateijtod • 9 01: t'3 3• 10 e
1 1s 4 0.1
2:es .. 30 42.
Npntl 14th
'TOWNSHIP OF 7STANLEY. ,
South Pnt't ;3 ..., Dhyfeld hoed North...• 75 ' Patented ;,
17,43' - 2 211 49 72
Vit:LAaE1 Or .EG'illOiiOVgLLE„ :iN .TOWNSHi t OF TUOKERSMiTel...'
1') .11'rst',t- •3 1*.dentes, ., 2 51.. • 1 15 3 66
. VILLAGE OF HARPURHEY ;IN TUCKEI#SMITH,
23). . 13.olvk nd f.alt'K 1.3 Patented .. 1 13' 1. 13 ". 31.'
• 24 •• Hurl+e) ., • 1.+ Patented .. .a'1 :: 1.1u 1 a4
251 ,.• ... 1.5 Patented, • 34 1 i0 16.13
VI' .AGE OF BLUEVALE,.' IN, . TOWf1SHIP OF TURIIBERRY. .
r
11' t'aatvlen's Survey Pateatod 17 Y 1,i 4 85
43 DnuettcsSurvc' Patented 153 :.110, °.04
,tLLAGE OF WINGHAM, 1P4 TO'JINSHiP OF :TURNBERRY.
Pak 37
ulna"o' 15",
Silage 107 ,
Maga 171
1'IlingeSk173 .
' 1'!)) 0 2:31 .
, 1 rilag0 203-
T'tllogo 315
Wine 11 . . Pisiler's
.TOWNSHIP
. N33 ' .,.. 7th
8;
TOWNSHIP •
•1st 144 Monett .•111 t0 . 1 5s 21 17
• lath 100 'Patented 18 35 155 10 00
51 Patented 19 77 1 333 23 32'
1 'Patented 4 47 1.26 ,'- 5 07
Patented ,. 10 74 1 35 12 00
rote)1tet.., 7 03 1 ee . 8 30
:Patented 4 01 . r 18 5110
Patented , 0 27 1 85 • 7.52
. Patented .. 0 71 1.23, 7 00
t ato)lted „ •
933 1 10 2 09
Survey • 1.'a '.Patcntei 4 70 1,23 00
OF EAST' WAWANOSH.
100 Patented t,3 89 2 42 -50 3}
OF " WEST WAWANOSH.
. - .
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VILLAGE OF`OUNGANNON, IN WEST: WAWANOSH. .
Tal -.,. IleSltttlispurvey 1. -
Patented a 117 - 1 13" • 2 30
VILLAGE OF BAYFIELI7.
• 3 Lh lr"" m, Patented , 1. 61 1 13 2 74
-311 Palwrt3 d .. 01 1 1, 1 ir,
rerouted ., y 23 1 10 •1 42
0G5 Patents 1 . 2 ai'''''7T713---
'11;•71011
[„ 1 lila ---1 4I
304 'p( Patent .. 2(3 . 1 10
325 i attirtcd .. , 2; 1 10
13383•,., 'Patented 233 110
ani. �. I8rtcntcrl . 93 110 •
(370. "
Patented ,. 13 18 1 15
711 ,)'.ttcated .. 2:1 1113
733 I'atontcd ,,. 1 92 11'1.
770• L'atented 103 1171
7117 Patclrtod .. 1 e?
7;31 P1311nted
773) ' - )'attntsd
7811 ,,,. . raceme
7dr Parental
- 78`3 1.` Pateutnd 23
Wig. P:ttentell t
784 i 1a
tontcd , 21
78:1 fPatented . 21
1811part3 ..Ran eI' •4 P5he1n1t0e1t ,, 52:0
1
• li patentedc.t.. I .:1 I(i 5?t
13 Patented it 8 933 1 3') • 9 50
.1y.. .... l'atontuf . 13'00 x 43 15 00
VILLAGE OF EXETER.
11. Taylor's Sum 'ey .... I, iertente"1, .. `3 55 1 Is 4 73
.. Frmteestolvn 1nrvcy.... , Patented 3 20 1 in 4 47
VILLAGE OF WROXi TER.
iron fel: Street, East-- t . Patented .. 11 57 1 313 13 05
VILLAGE OF WINGHAIVi. •'
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23
.. .23
VILLAGE OF BRUSSELS.
1 33
1 33
1 33
153
05
J 05
113 . 305
1 10 ' 123
1 i0 x 33.
1 10'_ 1 33
t?f -103
111, 133
t 1:t..,.......i33�
1 1.0 . 1 33
1 10 1 83
1 111. 1 3;1
1 10 - a 63
•
ar part 31
• 33t t
Pot 5
Perk 25
11111 Reserve'
ViflagpLot'30t3...
ax
103
5-
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s tt
0.1011111° Street
Los41taiNvay portion.... :,
(3r,s•ernnlnllt Sumo}
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County 'freossure "s Office,/
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a 93 • 1 in , 17
4 03. 1 20 ' 5 83
700 1281/ 027
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1 4 1 13 :2 50
T 13,1' 1 13 3 81
200• 111`3 381
r135 .115 381-
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A. Mr .4,OSS
Treasurer, Coady o
ttlrort.
QT.1C
On and lifter this date, I. will aell..no goods on .credit, the
troublein collecting 'trifing amounts beim; such, that I have
decided to SELL .POR CASH ONLY, or keep the goods,
All outstanding .accoun-tsmust be settled at. anee,sand-Witllent•
further notice, as I am making'arrangewents to Igo out of the
Books and Stationery business, and the books mu;rt positively
be olo$ed at once.
•
' Z.I t NG1- ° OT 'TJ-: , In.y entire stook Of
;a being; all new and,
excellent • pa ttern> , no better''s'op''
porta nity- . can be !Lad #br 'i .eusse.
• 1Keeiiei S g ettixig' theAc-- Gle-oods .."at '...„,
"V'Pholesale i'ricse; .
• •
Sia.° liAll...T yr ,, .(UYJ `,:. entire stock " of .
Window h?aper6a-and Carpet Felt;...
I!; 4L4IN OUT, m:... entire, stook '' or
ilbles, 'Prayer' Books, and I ymu -..
Sia t•17 IN(* 4001E5117, myentire stook of
Miscellaneous 'Eook , 'Foolscap, ;.
Letter P"arpers, Note • 'Papers, Emil
ve1op<*s, and full ., lines in Flank
Too1>c • and -:.face. Statio ear ::•, at
.lobbing ri,oes.
Note, the - Stand --Next` door to. R. ;Callander & Co's
*O.T.,OF'TfM BIG BOOI.i;, 'EMPRESS AND T1 L1 GRAPO OF,FIGE,
Clinton; July'I1, 1878..
A ruILL
OTICEi N-OTICEI. NOTICE.
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.17,..0$1TWEL
SOLD' AT.
QAST4
6utier aml Eggs 1ii dlic 841N 18..0,
HUGH'WALLACE.
LONE ES11ogD,, March 7, 1878.
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