The Lucknow Sentinel, 1934-08-16, Page 7•
it's funny` the way some people's
minds work. Perhaps 'I'd better lay
' it's funny' the way some people's'
•;minds don't ' work. , There are still
quite a few driverswho think it.
doesn't matter much whether they
'have one headlight or two headlights.
'working,at night, But if they only,
Anew. it, the one -eyed car is about as
i. big a menace on the road as the reek
"less driver. ;Sometimes even: worse::
I mind; a •case that happened,'not
�,, Is�1otg ago. HI was heading for .home
r ,=bout} 10, o'cloOlt one night, 'It'wee
not exactly raining, but it was threat-,`
. ening--rblack ,and.- stormy like with
out even- a star shining. Just this
side' oL Jonesville, a r car cane round
• the bend with• only the right hand
' .headlight lit , and • . pretty nearly ran
me down., I had, to swerve violently
to miss him. At that it '.did not take
Die long to turn round: and `go after
him.
-"Sorry, ' officer", the driver said
when I' pulled:•him up, I'll get, it
fixed at the next•ngarage.".
• "Mind you do" 1 told?him, , pretty
emphatically: , "1 omit-you-know--it-is-
Hav,e,
You
Heard
Jean was, Henrys small :Scot$' niece
and this i(rst "yisit south of
• the Tweed. On Sunday tate service at
church had!• kept her enthralled.
"Do people who want to get mar-
ried have to. ask •the minister •to tell•
everyone?"' she asked when •,the=y
against the law to -drive with Q ie came, out, ' "1 should thin$ 'Mr,
Thomson must be` awfully. glad• Miss
sometimes, I' think y it's, no: n$e • be- ,Day Is going to . marry him, at ;last,
•ing decent with people He had .41P. don't you, Uncle Henry? He must be
intentiSn of getting his light fixed, Ileo,.t1igd of asking `her,"
because xt= e==arning: i, learned.'that
he'd -rut' own'.atmotor cyclist seine Henry .gave an audible gasp
I uppose. he ntust, ean. But whoi
AAfter my :narrow' escape' 1- knew told you all, this?'',
exactlywhat had happened. , The • , . "The minister! Weren't' yea, li8ten .
poor . victim of the .• accident had ing?: He said:. '1 ;publish. ',.the bands
thought; it wasanother Motor cycle of :marriage of Richard, '`l'horiison . and
coming••.tawards, him, anti'he• had not ,.vidary- Day, This Is the•third, •tin=e .of
been as. lucky as I had in getting "out' asking,' " ' rz
of the' way. The driver got caught rr° f
all right and he deserved all he got..1 •
If that' motor cyclist, sues'him. for' Smithklns• was undoubtedly travel-`
damages, I'll be giving evidence for rung fast in„ his , 'baby ear. and the
him, believe me. • friend who had accepted, his, offer or
• It's such a it
matter to.get a lire asked. sarcastically+if he . were
.
adjusted, ,and . it 'only: takes'a couple, going to a fire, • •
Anybody' driving "'No, old Phan," ; said' 'Smitbkine..
of 'minutes to fix
deliberatelyat. night with one, head- "hm tryingto prevent ape:"
light is ,lust,ag g mean advantageY, ,
«HOW so1. •
0f tkinother„ people, and. ,when the .dead •'Wein my Chief said -bed lire nie
headlight is on the left hand ids, he
is
a danger' to everybody: els"e on the
road;
I could ..say a lot more, :but 1 -guess
this as' enough for now, ' I'll. be- see,
if.I were late again."
,
TOW ' "What's the difference be_.
tween' valour; and discretion?"
Bill "Well, to tavet 'on. an ocean,
liner without tipping would be vat:.
Oar."'
Tom '1 •see " '
Bill "And to . come back ODA;
Consider Mother
At Meal Time
Her orts: Are Too Often
Ignored in the Bickering
Thtt Goes 'On, At
The Table-
'The
able
•The family sits down: to ' supper.
That is, Mr Blank sits down and
picks up'the carving knife.' •- '-
" Mother Bite. 3oiner' up, on'his high.
chair and' ties a bib' around his neck.•
Hortense, a bit, older;, liscovers 'that
she hasn't a napkin.. Mrs Blank goes
to the sideboard, gets ';one,.,. pushes
..Hortense'in closer to'the table; •Slie
surveys•:the table- and then .goes out
life the coffee, bread ,and ice water;
vvl;ich;.•Mr Blan>) likes -hat; -fresh and
gold • re'spectively. ' • ;
•'Oh,come on, .Agnes Can't ,you
ever'•get settled: I like my': meal:•' in
Peace•; You're "forever• fussing." • '
be :there. You 'three• go'• on,"
calls Mrs: .B.
TABLE DICTATOR,
::Water and 'coffee poured, • Mrs..
]Blank -says. '"Don't give me'' ,=much
meats I'm' top, hot 'to eat.7-
• "There.. you • go. -' 'Heat's a state ,• :of
mind., It doesn't ,bother; me: He turns
the steak Over With the big fork "It?s
all tough. And I don't like -it so well
"I know. But :1 :have to; get cheap
(mets aii.d cook' ittill .it's:•tender. You.
and. yoiTr -meat: you'll get no; dessert,"-
his father says ' -
"There isn't any," announces liis'
wife uncertainiy ,
"No'dessert V' • Can Jim believef his
ears? , •
"T was goingao get Inelen but
I • hadn't enough change.., -It was too
hot to'bake anything." •'
Mr.
.,B , reaches in his pocket ",Here,.
Sis, you. go ,down to 'the corner; 'and
,get a..q.uart::of" ice cream." •
that's' .. the -laundry
inoney..1• know'it is, And let her finish
first anyway" '
soltti IGNORED •
Goody 1' shouts 'Homer; pushing
back''his plate. He 'hasn't, touched :a
thing; but..bread and butter and his
sister 'hasn't done, much better. Their.
father has eaten a big meal'
.:hjo„done notices that .Mrs:..• .Blank
hasn't touched a bite • but only .;sip-
ped her coffee She doesn'tlike ice
cream. 'A: 'pint. would :.l=ave been
plenty.'' And . the..'laundry', trial= to ,put
off. again: •,And the. meal; 'as• usual',
wrong fru Jim's :eyes'..' Ile ;worries,; or
at ,least' feel. responsibie for the
children but' .not fors. her. '.•Yes -'she
-
doesn't -know ;xa'ctly' `Why,, 'but she
does -feel the heat..'• No one notices
mother,.
ferent• boat would be+ =tAlt?+Crton. 1Do
You get >tne?'x,•
Toms• "Yes;, ,.quite „a good.l)ltt
Two Hebrew: ggntfemen fro,ni,• Bir
minghani, beard 'Qtr n job Not: of goads.
going cheap in' LIyerpool fol; £:10,000,
and they went ;yp tp ;see it.- I•,ina11y,
after much argarilenty; they-• :bought
the goods,for £7,Q0Q., -As they came
back in the train=key said, to, Jacob;'
'"1 don't see, Jacob,; leo! you need
have been so hard:on `that man and'
have beaten him: oiyf. 'from 410,000
to £7,g00, because you know we don't
intend to pay for any 'of iti."
'Veli;' was the reply; "you gee, his
rather •was an. old ,triendof mine, and
1 don't want him to make a bigger
bad debt than I can help.” •
Farmer, Giles;; "You .b:e on time, to:
day, . Garge rs
•.Guard .of locate train; Aye;_:we had
the •wiud, behind" his all .she way,,'!,
'What terrible:.crime' had this man.
committed?" :.
"He .has clones uothii g was•
merely an innocent' bystaudei! .when
Tough Sim -tried-to kill a man and we
are 'bolding him as witness."
,."And where is. Tough. Jim?"
P, .
' "He's• out on bail,"
'sorry to keep ' grumbling,
=sirs **gin," said the: boarder,': "but
rea1W 1 cannot: sleep in:•jthat bed an-
other' night " '
' "I'd have your know" was ,the• land
lady's haughty ,rejoinder, +that. that
bed.'is St for the, Prince: of Wales." • •.
"Ah." ',replied the 'other, "that ez-
plains why. it 'has 'only three fea[th.
CHICK SPEEDS:.UP ,.ON-• EGG`
PRODUCTION
London -Living•up to the • condi
do s and .deinandiSsit.the speedy and
productive niodern'Worl'd,.-themodern
�. -chicken Pari ;teacl3:. its grandmother
can't get• it rare." �. bow''to lay' eggs:— ;3
you: 'didn't, give :me any.! 1ln.;five Years :the average•yield:'01 .
•'
eggs per 'hep; ,according to .the 'latest
• "It's' tee. rich." ministry .of, agriculture census Of viol:
"I can't • eat . 'potatoes ,'without duction for 1980.31•
gravy."' The: laying.eapacity, of the average,
"You can't 'have it ' Stop, making, hen has advanced , from' -12 eggs=, ' a
: that face. If you cryyou'll`,leav,e the year'•In 1903.10 120; in'.19:30,, and there ,
has been' .: a.'turther •improvement
since' then:
Homer: sits •back and' drops his' chip
ion his, chest-, ,
••,: "Qh, Jim don't
start that all over,
again. er
a8in. Give some gravy. Ihave•
(to . make' it for, you and he , see's -it
And; 1 ' do • , want' some pease and
quiet". • a •
•:. "I won't give: hiwt gravy lt'ortense'
hasn'tany "
1. "She doesn't` like it. Do sit tip,
Homer, and eat 'your dinner'' •
NO 'Dts.sERT!
.But' -Homer' doesn't; He drinks`
water and eats bread and butter and
'!If' you don't •. eat Your tomatoes`
STOP T'NAT ITCN�
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torturesot essema, pimples, mosquito or
• other insmtsbiteso rashes and other skin
afflictions: Forty years'; world-wide sec-'
• cera . Its. gentle 'oils penetrate the skin,,
' soothing• and healingjhe inflamed tissues
No fuss= -no muss Clear, greaseless arid'
stainless—dries up almost immediately., .
Try. D.: D. D. Prescription today.. Stops
the most intense itching instantly. A 35c
trial bottle; at any drug store, isluatan.
teed to prove it—or fnoney back, D. D D.
ismade by the owners of ITALIAtN BALM.
:hies what •e8 out of.•100
*omen say after taking thief
tnedictne. It quiets fluivering
aetves, gives them more.
strength before • and after ;.
childbirth tides them' • Oct'
.Change o� Life : makes life '
Stem worth liying• 4 • agaiii it,
LYDIA EetltiNKHAMIS `..
VtC IABlE COMPOUIio
snub leo.
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Young ':.o•f>ri , it n]ts
. Ma ,_ Rancher
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TO arty R.a
Somewhere in Ontario 'a• ytiung'lady
is pining; .to -'marry.. a" 'rancher frfom
Alberta's foothills• country 'and Mayor
J • Corrrwmah, of Lethbri Alber-
ta; has been., Selected forth, role of:
marriage broker
The name -of: the xeung ,'lady •,who.
gives:' her age as 23, and the town
in. Ontarjo are ;not -divulged by His.
,Worshi'p. She is- not 'particular' r whe-
ther the prospeetive groom ie:4arlc,
fair,"handsome or' othe}'wise; but.. she
does insist he 'must, be a rancher,
sex -foot ' talland a: Canadian. The'
Mayor' has" promised :to .do h'ie, at,
most:;
BLACK WATCH ON 'DISPLAY.+
London—For the first time at the.
Royal',. Tournament at •Olympia the
2nd Battalion Black Watch has been
selected to ,gime an historical display,
the history of the lemons . =Black
Watch';dating back: to 1739. ' '
We have • Vdry otters wondered • just
why it taken two •pages„of fine print.
ed • phrases'.to say .legally 'that d the
borrgwer ptontises to•,pay'„back what
he .b iii'OWs., . •
Two ttaveilers • got• into conversa
tion: One. was most attentive to 'the;
other, pressing efgars,•'tiapers and re:!,
treshnlent upon him;
Tlielr 'dost nation 'was 'the • salve
town,. and ,the' Seemingly much 1ti'ter
ested• one insisted' that the; otter
should,, accompany him to .his home
for the t=ight This completed the lat:!
ter's';atitonishment;•He 'risked tlae res
son for such un)ooked for hospitality,
Ile. was enlightened by . bis wbtildj
be, host reply' ' •
+'11Ijr: vv+if0 sage I'm the ugliest matt'
in the Weird and 1',11iet went her t0
have a S'odk 'bt.your„x
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Britir's 'I'b1. i1 ' A
ianf ' T tb,A . 0.7+s
Part of 'the crowd of a million people, including hundreds of
American vacationists,,'who gathered at Liverpool, England, fpr : the
• formal' opening by the King and Queen of the Mersey Tunnel, longest
underwater tunnel in the world, Connecting Liverpopl ,and. Birken-
miles lon took h er.eggtubetwo and.. cost'
$4.0,000,000. Y•
qr
!SOW A. THICKER',:
HEAVIER f LUG
FOR THE .SAME
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If you want;'a better•
chew, ask forte
PERFE
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hewing T
Tobacco
DYED" MOSQUITOES
There are .half a dozen ,stations-- in
the- Country- where : enton'iologistsof
•the ;Plated :States' Department .:of.
Agricultureturn' atomizers on •cap-
tive mosquitoes. The'experimenters
are not trying to test the efficacy of
some new insecticide :but simply, 'to.
dye the mosquitoes ' with 'ermine
(strong pink) or methylene blue..
Thisdone, the insects are released to:
•,f—and'-fly--'pvbither their. "fancy
or their thirst for. • blood will' urge.
them., ,r a ;
Behind the:spraying with 'dyes -41o,
Mean •trick:'considering the ease with;
which a delicate 'insect can be drown=
ed by what is to. him 'a pelting, rain-7-
diet,
ain diel{,a'deep scientific purpose, How
far do mosquitoes 'travel from their
homes= -slimy. 'pools and `••'stagnant'
puddles? • How long ,do•,they,live? ' n
what places db they , prefer to •"lay,
:theirs eggs? In i word, 'it is- the ob=:
ject of all 'this • spraying to'; pry 'into
'the private life of ,the .mosquito= .•'
' A' ,'good .deal bas• already: been -
learned. One 'specimen ^'was stillbnaz_.'
ing' about 104 days after a ' Shower•
bath' of methylene .blue Heand his
1
tinted pals may reveal much that will
make it, ;easier to .combat malaria, -•s
Border CitiesStar.
, .
The .school 'or 'experience is' open
24 hours a day, with. no holidaya; bi' .
vacations;
•CIramified
Adertiising
. Tobacco For: Dail
Vrginia and.. Bjtrely Leaf ' Tobaccos,
:5 pounds, pipe. flavoring. $1.00, poet.,;
paid. Donald'. Fuller., ;Kingsville, •Ont
THEFAMO11S';
RUBBING
•'LINIMENT
Rini pn-pain gone.
=Get the new large tem -
piny size—Also avail-,:.;
able in smaller; regular.:
"igh Sclool Boards & Boards of',Educatiod '
Are authorized by late to establish
Industrial, Technical • and Art:,Schools
With the 'approval' o f .the, Minister' of Educcatton.
Tbecjretical' and Practicar' •
Instruction : •
IS giVen1 various trades, .The •
schools and :classes ;are • 'underk
the, direction ;: of 'an Advisory•
Committee
Commercial Subjects, Manual Training, Hout1eholdAeiepce
and Agriculture and Horticulture
Are provided for in 'the 'Courses of Study in . Pill:die,' Separate, Cori
tinuation• and High Schools, Collegiate Institutes, VocationallSchQQls.
and Departments,„
s tp.
C e o a RE 'elation` '. ,e.
f , 9 . , s issued by ,the, 9ifinzst. r oJ' Ed-
itcation may; be obtained f h putv from: ties De.Minister.
Parliament 'Buildin s ' Toronto.”
•Day' aid--Eveging.:Glasse=-'-
,`:May be' conducted in accord-.
ance with ttte regulations issu-
°d' by the Department` : of Ed
.ication
;'Application for attendance should be"' made • to the Principal of School
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City dweller .and 1.agriCidturist. alike delight in`' the unique displays and
diversified presentations of Canada's greatest'.industryy at the"Show;Window`
of the' Nations" *here 0100000'agricultural pr==e hit attracts "the finest •
in the land."' •
The largest show building in the world is devoted to the' display of farm
products,:.. Equine aristocracy of the Dominion . live -steps groomed to
perfection ...Poultry, Pigeon and Pet. Stock Show .. , prize-winning
samples of the world's fihest'grains ..... fruit and vegetables; that tenipt the:
most; fastizdious4ppetite the very latest in •agricirltural•machinery and.
equipment . gorgeous blooms, an arresting array. of colour{ , truly •a ;
, most comprehensive' presentation of inedern agriculture at its 5 t.
See all of these and a 'thousand and one other attractions 'In'terest .and
• education for everyone, 'that's your'Exhibition This is the big year.
COLONEL F. H. DEACON
• EhWOOD it, HUGH S'
Pr'e,iaent' ,General'Manager `
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