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The Wingham Times, 1909-04-29, Page 31 TDs WINCiliAli TIRES, APRIL 29, I'd( Head Office, !families. I 01.49.4 "SPECULATION"' ATION" VS. "INVESTMENT" T must appeal to the sound common sense of every thinking man or woman, that the return from an in- vestment is in almost direct ratio to the risk. Stock speculation, mining,, and other similar ventures promise big returns, and involve big risk. Savings deposits pay small dividends in interest --but they pay it. Safe, sure, certain -at regular intervals your interest is paid in cash; and, your money is still there, to be given back to you at once when required. It is this comfortable feeling of security that has induced many shrewd investors to forego the attraction of large profits on their money, offered by other forms of investment, and caused them to keep substantial sums on deposit in a char- tered Bank, where the Dividend is sure; paid every six months; and the principal available whenever required. THE BANK OF HAMILTON invites investment de- posits, and is prepared to received them on most favorable terms. BANK OF HAMILTON WINGHAM BRANCH C. P. SMITH, Agent. DOMINION BANK HEAD OFFICE : TORONTO. Capital paid up, $3,916,000 Reserve Fund and Undivided profits $5,291,000 Total Assets, over 48,000,000 WINCHAM BRANCH. Farmers' Notes discounted. Drafts sold on all points in Canada, the United States and Europe. SAVINGS DEPARTMENT-Interes allowed on deposits of $i and upwards D. T. HEPBURN, Manager R. Vanetone, Solicitor. STEADY ,EMPLOYMENT ti for a reliable Local Salesman repro - senting "Canada's oldest and Greatest Nurseries" in Wingham and adjoining country. You will find there is a good demand for nursery Stook on account of the high prior that growers have realized on their fruit this season. Our salesmen are turning in big bnsi- neae to us this year. Be one .of them and earn good wages through the winter months. Territory ` reserved. Pay weekly, Free sample outfit, etc. Write for partionlarb. STONE & WELLINGTON Foothill Naraeriea (860). Tonortro, CANADA, FARM ERS and anyone having live stook or otter artlelea they wish to disrtoise of, ahoald adber. titre the same for bale in the Tilos& bur Urge oiroulstionptells and it will be strange indeed if Mitdo not you will sell becauste e yoen may guarantee more for the artiole or stook than it ii, Worth. Send your advertisement to the TOMS and try this rplan of disposing of your steak and other 60 YEARS' EXPERIENCE ?RADII MARKS Dealcna COPYRIGHTS &C. Anyone sending a sketch and description may quickly ascertain our opinion tree whether an Invention la probably pDatentabletmmunica- tlonestrictly confidential. HANDBOOKonratents Bent free. Oldest agency for eoctunng_� ppatent,. Patents taken through Munn as Go. receive ppecta4 notice, without charge, in the SICntifit .11merkait. A handsomely illustrated weekly, Largest etr- e-wation et any scientific Joanna. Tams for Canada, t3.76 a year.postase prevoid, Bold by an newsdealers • MUNN & Cg a6is oadwar. New York $ranch Office, 626 r Bt.. Washington. A 0.. The German emperor has exteneded en invitation to King Edward and Queen Alexandra to visit him at Corfu. Earl Grey or Sir Wilfrid Laurier will be invited to lay the corner -atone of the provincial government buildings at Ed- monton this summer. An order -in -council has boen leaned extending till May 16th from May 15 the time np to which small stampea shall be issued to be planed on packages of medicine manafaotured prior to April 1. WAS WEAK AND THIN ONLY WEIGHED 73 POUNDS. NOW WELCH$ 113 POUNDS. Had Heart Trouble and Shortness of Breath for Six Years. MILBURN'S IjEART AND SERVE PIUS cured Mrs. X. E. Bright, Burnley, Out She writes: "1 was greatly troubled, for six years, with my heart and short/nese of breath. I could not walk nighty rods with- out resting four or five times in that short distance. I got so weak and thin X only weighed seventy-three pounds. 1 decided at last to take some of Milburn's Heart and , Nerve ?ilia, and after taking eight boxes I gained in strength and weight, and now weigh one hundred and adders pounds, the most 1 over weighed in my life. I feel well and can work as well am dyer I did, arid cite heartily thank Milburn'r Heart and Nerve Pill/ for it all." Price 50 ednte per host sr 3to5te* for $1. at all dealers, er mailed rtlroot on receipt of price by Tits *. Milburn Co., Liimitod,, Toronto, tans, IIMOSSIIMAYA TWO CROPS THAT ARE MONEY SAVERS. Given even a moderate yield an sore of Dorn will prodnoe enough ensilage to furnish all the feed of two cows during a long feeding sea. con. An acre of alfalfa, with three out. tinge, will yield five tout of hay in a season -and hay which it cut at the right time, and properly oared, ranks in food valve with bran, for whioh the average price in late years has ranged around $20 per ton. Euailae and alfalfa combined make an almost ideal ration, and one whioh Dan be produced at very much less goat than any other of anything like equal value. Nor is the value of alfalfa found only in winter feeding. As a soiling orop- es the beds of a supply of green feed during the summer, it is invaluable. Cutting for this purpose can begin with the first of June and continues until corn takes its place in late autumn. There is no way open by whioh On- tario farmers Dan so quickly and ao largely increase their incomes as they can by the more extensive growing and intelligent use of corn and alfalfa. - Sub. Made Resigning Easy. From the Saturday Evening Poet When Delegate Mark Smith of Ari- zona was a boy he lived ell a big pieta tation in Sentuoky. 111 was in slave days, and one of his father's slaves was Uncle Ike, who was the prenoher for the place. Smith's father had built a small ohuroh on a corner of the plantation, and Une10 Ike held forth there every Sunday. Thit was pleasing to Ike, be• Dane° it not only gave him a ohnnoe to exhort the negroea, but it absolved him from any of the chores on Sunday. One Sunday Mark went out by the barn gild found Uncle Ike sitting dice oonsolately under a tree-, "Look here, Ike," said Mark, "why ain't yon down there preaohing to. day?" "Well, Ultra Mark," /Ire replied, "I ain't gain' to preach to dem niggahs no more. They's always fightin' 'mongst theyselvea an' I'm sink an' tired an' done wilt plreaohbf," "Stop your Lying, Ike," said Mark. "Yon wouldn't gait anon a soft map tar that. What's the matter?" "Well, Mars Mark," Ike replied, "ef you ilia*' know, dem triflin' niggahe done sent me my resignMhun," • PEOPLE OF' THE ARCTIC. Peculiar Views of Life Entertained by Eskimo Men and Women. These people in the white world, the children of the snow and ice, give themselves little concern regard- ing what is going on in Worlds be- yond their own The climate In which they live and the limitations of their whole environment make it impossible that there should be much .hhnge in their own manner of We, anges and t tse hepao not and water might make in their domestic life, while the women of the family are not anxious ice adopt changes in methods of cooking that might make some of the dislikes lossthey rparLmuhcleaner and far deadly than they to be. But the beat filled in. Ine homes of the most affluent of the Eskimos offers but little in the way of variety in food, and the question so vexing to the Canadian house- wife, "What shall we have for break- fast?" or for dinner or supper never troubles the Eskimo housewife, since these meals may not vary for months at a time and are prepared in the primitive way in which they welt) prepared by the Eskimos of genera- tions and generations ago. The dress of the women and the men is so much alike that if en Es- kimo lady'shusband's clothes hap- pened to be better than her own she might borrow them to wear to some Eskimo society functionwithout ex- citing any comment as to her dress. As in some other lands, the man is regarded as a being vastly superior to the woman, and the birth of a girl is never regarded as a blessing. Indeed, it often happens that both the father and mother resort to the unavailing folly of tears and lamen- tations when it is announced that a newcomer is a girl. A boy can be- come a great fisherman or a great hunter, while a girl -of what use is she? A mere cumberer of the earth, regardless of the fact that she works as many hours a day as and even more than a man when she reaches the goal of her ambition and marries. Not to marry is as sad a misfortune as may befall her, and if she is mar- ried and widowed she makes ail possible haste in securing a second partner. Sorry For Him, A laborer was engaged in the grounds of an insane asylum and received instructions to pay, no at- tention whatever to the remarks of 'he patients. Some little time after he commenc- ed work the governor of the asylum, a well known doctor, looking at the progress of the work, mildly sug- nested one alteration. The workman dug steadily on and never lifted his head. The doctor raised his voice, but the man, without answering, went on digging energetically. The doctor threatened, stormed and final- ly thundered out: "Do you know who I am?" The laborer straightened his back, poked at him a minute, and, shaking his head, sorrowfully exclaimed, "Poor chap, I am sorry for ye l" and went on calmly with his work. A Sea Change. "Don't talk to me about English- men," said the pretty actress who has just got home. "One evening in London when I was out with a party of friends I happened to say, `Look at that rubberneck over there,' re- ferring to a chap who evidently was taking us in. Ari Englishman in the Party laughed uproariously at the ex- nression, much to my surprise, it be- ing such a common one with us. Last night I met him here in New York. I was at a cafe with some friends,. He came across and said to me: "`It always has amused me, don't you know, that expression of yours in London in regard to the chap with the elastic throat. I have never for- gotten it.'" Rough on the Metropolis. A New Yorker died and went to his "eternal home," This man walked around growling, as most New Yorkers do, finding fault with everything end saying that he couldn't sere that heaven was much better than New York. "Why, say," he ob,crved to a share who happened to ho near, "this place is all undermined with dynamite, just like New York, and when you're not being blown up you are being ground to death in some sulphurous subway or other. I don't see the use of com- ing to heaven, anyway." "Excuse me, my dear boy," said the shade yo w' rm he ' as talking, "you have made a slight mistake. This is not heaven." Real Self Possession. Not long ago a young couple enter- ed a railway carriage at Sheffield and were immediately put down as a bridal pair. But they were remark- ably self possessed and behaved with such sang froid thai the other passen- gers began to doubt if their first sur- mise was correct after all. As the train moved out, however, the young man rose to remove his overcoat, and a shower of rice fell out, while the passengers smiled broadly. But even that did not affeet the youth, who also Smiled, and turning to hit partner, remarked audibly: "By Jove, May, I've stolen the bridegroom's overcoat t" Not on Me Side, "Who is there," cried the impas- sioned orator, "who will lift a voice against the truth of my stratementiet test then a donkey on the oato skirts of the crowd gave vent to one of the piercing "heehaws" of the tribe. The laugh was ars the orator for tf moment, but, assuming an air of trie unzph, he lifted his voice above it* din to say, "I knew nobody but Sits ass would try it." And Bust it "What oapaed that awkwatd sneak in the ea eraation?" "brae ane dropped the mosso : t THE FRIEND, Q' THE FAMII Y. IT, ,it. Daly to the Catholic .Standard and Times.] ' Though I'm n sensible young man And not unduly Tads, Froin thew omit otslme'1Xgwdront9 Pau,'. You'll know I'm not so plain; Yet I'1l not Dome into my Oral Until I've seen the end Of one Cornelius Malone, Who wea my father's friend. "Obol" remarked the anoient one; "So you're onld Peter Dooley's soul vinyhap'tis you're she likely lad But, troth, you'11 never be The man your father was, Bedad 1" He says, says he. The store had but a middling trade When left to me by pop. But now it's growing, and I've made Additions to the shop. Yet each progressive step I've shown I now mast needs defend Against the tongue of old Malone, Who was my fatber'a friend. "So thrade is purty good wid yon? All well," siva he, "I hope it's tbrne. I pray 1t still may grow and thrive. Bat, falx, 'twill river be Like whin your father was alive, Bedad i" says he, ABSOLUTE SECURITY. Genuine darter's Little Liver Pills. r. Must Beats Signature of Si. Fac.Simile Wrapper Driew. 'Wary small and&ae easy *Luse asin ward FUR IQQACRL, FOR`DIZZINESS. FOR`BILiOUSNEII._ FORTQRPIQLIVE . FOR:,CoNfT!PATION FOA sallow XXII( FOILTUE COMPLEXiON thritaZ'ureear.r30 BtaAla C'ARTEliS ITTLE iVER PILLS. CURE SICK HEADACHE. GEMS OF THOUGHT. Have nothing to do with people who dramatize their woes. Radiate a stony eelf,trust, and make whatever you touch luminous. - Do your work twine as well and twine as fast as the other fellow, letting your light ehine the while, There is no surer road to success. To learn to bear one's own burdens, and to learn to bear at the same time some other's burdens -these are the the lessons far whioh the world is made a eohool room. It is grip and grit that conquer success; not alone the vigor with which one takes hold of his task, but also the doggedness with whioh he holds on after he has taken bold. There is no disgrace In failing if yon have done your best, and if you are atill facing toward your goal. But your failure will be a disgrace if your back is turned toward your goal. If you are not doing good with the little you have; if you are not making the most of it, you may be sure that you are not likely to do the great good that you think you will when you get a lot of money. 108 Noxa Cold Dr. Edick Says it is a Wonderful Remedy. Consumption, Coughs and Colds are gniokly relieved by this wouderfnl rem- edy. 108 Nox a Cold is not a patent medicine, but a preboription. This same prescription coats the patient twenty- five dollars, Bronchitis, Asthma and all Throat Trouble oan be t.ured by this preparation, Dr, Edick, of Bowman - vale, Ont., gays ;-1 consider 108 Nox n gold a very valuable remedy for Con- sumption and all Lung Trouble. Get a bottle from your drngglst to -day, 25 Dents. For able at Walley's Drug Store. Force the rhubarb and asparagus buds by light coatings of fresh manure. An old barrel with both end* out put over the rhttbarb and banked with bomb man - ere onoill t - the outside ide w force this Boli. cions early spring luxury. 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