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And in conclusion... Black signs off
when I started out in the column -
writing racket a wise old
newspaperman offered me some
advice: "Two columns you should never write,
kid" he growled. "Your first one and your last
one".
Point being, I surmised, that my first column
would be callow and cringingly embarrassing,
while my last column would be maudlin. And
cringingly embarrassing.
Well, that old newspaperman was right
about my first column — it got me fired. For
my fledgling effort I wrote a review of
the beverage room at the local hotel. It was a
rural Ontario watering hole and the theme
was Deep Redneck. I wrote about the gold -
flecked cowboy hats that bedecked the
walls. I hailed the Hee Haw quartet that
strummed and twanged on stage; the wise -
guy beer clingers who kept the tables
afloat in draft beer and dirty jokes. I
saluted the rowdy clientele that drank and
swore and laughed and danced and drank some
more.
The hotel proprietor liked my review so
much he threatened to sue the paper. The
editor compromised and the paper's newest
columnist was unemployed before the ink on
that column was dry.
Arthur
Black
Lesson learned: if you want a career in
newspapers it's best not to annoy the
advertisers.
Now I'm about to find out if the second half
of the old newspaperman's warning is true. I
am halfway through my last newspaper
column.
It's been a good run. I began writing my
weekly column back in 1976 in Thunder Bay,
Ontario for a paper called Lakehead Living.
Other papers picked it up and over the years
it's been published in just about every province
and, weirdly, in a weekly for vacationing
snowbirds in Florida and — even more
weirdly — a Canadian Armed Forces sheet in
what used to be West Germany.
It was published once a week for 40 years,
with only one five- or six-week hiatus while I
recovered from appendicitis — and that was 30 -
odd years ago.
Why quit now? Because it's time. Fifty-two
times forty comes out to a little over 2,000
columns and that's enough. The long-haired,
weed-toking hippie that started this column
has gentled down to a shiny-skulled, grey -
bearded septuagenarian who can't remember
where he left his reading glasses.
I don't want to make it sound like I
suffered to write this column. It's been a blast
and I thank you all for taking the time to get
together with me once a week to peruse my
scribbles.
But it's time. When I started out I wrote my
columns on a typewriter — remember them?
And then I mailed out individual copies to
every newspaper on my list. This column is
taking shape on a glowing screen in front of
me. When I'm done it will be formatted, spell -
checked, then whooshed away with the click of
a button to re -materialize on other glowing
screens in newspaper offices across the land.
All very efficient. All very Brave New
Worldish. But to tell the truth, I miss the
clackety-clack of a typewriter and the stately
pace of snail mail.
Was that old newspaperman right about
writing last columns? Kind of irrelevant at this
point. But just in case, and before I get too
maudlin... I'm outta here.
Plain honesty is the best policy
There is a series of books out there called
The Wheel of Time series by Robert
Jordan and it's a pretty expansive read.
There are 14 books in the series, including
the optional prequel, totaling 11,916 pages in
paperback form and, within those pages, there
are dozens of characters to learn about, many
of whom have powers that are akin to magic.
One group of characters, called the Aes
Sedai, were able to access magic through what
is called, "The One Power", however, in
gaining that ability, they are made physically
unable to lie.
The group can't say anything they know to
be untrue, which leads to the creation of an
entire order of politicians.
Seem like a jump? It's not. One of the
characters in the book plainly states that while
the Aes Sedai can never lie, the truth they
speak and the truth someone hears can be
completely different.
We're not talking about people who throw in
double negatives to change the content of a
sentence here, we're talking about people who
were so practiced at word play they could say
exactly what anyone wanted to hear and have
the actual content of their sentence be the
opposite of what was said.
I'd go further, but, with nearly 12,000 pages
to cover, I couldn't do the series justice
here. Suffice to say, when I heard about this
idea, in my wild youth of being able to say
whatever someone wanted to hear and have it
mean the exact opposite, I was intrigued by the
idea.
At the time, it seemed so fantastical that I
couldn't conceive of it being a reality but it is,
basically, the basis of politics throughout the
world.
Things are promised and those promises
may be kept, but that doesn't always mean the
promises being kept are the same one we hear.
I know, it sounds a little out there, but that
kind of doublespeak happens and no one
blinks an eye.
South of the border, however, we've gone
beyond the doublespeak.
While we all expect politicians to shade the
truth a bit to get elected (and I'm not okay with
that, it just happens to be the way the world is
run), but down there they have elected
someone who has made statements he can't
Denny
-T. Scott
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possibly back up.
President -Elect Donald Trump's wall
statements are a perfect example.
Trump claimed in the months leading up to
the election, that he would have a wall built
between the United States and Mexico to stop
illegal immigrants from coming north into the
United States.
I'm not saying the wall won't be built — the
people of the United States have put Trump in
power and given him the political clout to do
anything he wants within the borders of the
country.
However, the big promise behind the wall
was that Mexico would pay for it, a statement
that seems to be refuted by anyone and
everyone who can do so in Mexico.
The former Prime Minister of Mexico
Vicente Fox said there won't be a cent
towards the project and Mexico's Foreign
Minister, Claudia Ruiz Massieu, said the
current Mexican government won't pay
for a wall, though they are looking to work
with Trump on relations between the two
countries.
However, in the past week, it's become
apparent that Trump may not have meant that
Mexico was going to open the country's
coffers and pay out for the wall.
Since his very plain statement that Mexico
will build the wall, Trump has qualified that
statement saying that the wall will be "paid
back by Mexico later."
He said this during a speech in October of
last year, before the election, so I guess voters
were okay with the idea of US congress trying
to play debt collectors.
The issue came up again earlier this month
when a news story broke that members of
congress were looking into ways to fund the
wall with taxpayer money.
Did Trump lie? Not in his mind. Maybe he's
come to the realization that there is no way to
force another nation to pay for such a
monstrous expenditure or maybe someone
explained to him that reality isn't on his side,
but regardless, he seems to believes that, in
some way, he will make Mexico foot the bill
for the wall.
As I said before, statement made (Mexico
will pay for the wall) and the reality that may
be (Mexico may be forced, at some time, to
reimburse some of the money for the wall)
aren't the same. However, that doesn't mean
Trump doesn't believe the two notions are
identical.
Why does any of this matter? Well it isn't a
practice limited to our neighbours south of the
border.
Political promises are thrown around
regardless of what side of the longest
undefended border in the world we are on.
At some point, however, we do need to
expect better of everyone who wants to
represent us, whether it be at the municipal,
provincial or federal level.
We need stark honesty. We need
simple, closed statements and, most
importantly of all, we need the people we put
in positions of power to be held accountable
when they fail to make good on those simple
statements.
Whether it's meeting a self-imposed
deadline to make a presentation or dealing
with an organization that didn't hold up its
end of a funding bargain, we need everyone
to speak plainly and be held accountable for
what they say, what they promise and what
they do.
Doubletalk, flowery speeches and
unfulfilled promises are the norm nowadays
and we all deserve better than that. Tell the
people in power what needs to be changed and,
if they don't make good on promises to make
things better, speak in the only language they
will understand: vote against them in the next
election.
Most importantly, when it's finally time for
someone to face up to the fact that they
misspoke when they made a promise or made
a mistake, they need to do so earnestly,
honestly and, again, plainly, explain why the
mistakes were made.
Honesty is the best policy, but only if the
same honesty is being heard by all people.
411. Shawn
171dr" Loughlin
Shawn's Sense
Guy behind the guy
This week, we here at The Citizen begin a
new series of stories in the nine-month
lead -up to the 2017 International
Plowing Match (IPM) and I think it's going to
be a good one.
I myself have never attended an International
Plowing Match. I attended elementary,
secondary and post -secondary schools in the
Greater Toronto Area, where an IPM was not
really high on the priority lists. Not to mention
that it isn't very often that one is held in a
setting very close to the area.
Looking back, the first two IPMs were
held in Toronto (1913, 1914). The next
match was held at the Ontario Agricultural
College in Guelph and then the fourth match
in history was held in my hometown of
Pickering at the farm of R.J. Fleming. In recent
years, however, the match has appropriately
shifted to more rural settings like Simcoe
County, Perth County, Finch and now Huron
County.
In a way I'm happy I've never been to one
before. It means this year's match will be my
first. And while I may be accused of drinking
the Kool-Aid being served by enthusiasts like
Jacquie Bishop, Emily Morrison or anyone
carrying the name McGavin, I feel like it's
going to be a great one to go to first.
The team at The Citizen will be producing a
comprehensive guide to the match when it rolls
around this September, but we're also planning
on telling the stories behind the stories in the
weeks and months leading up to the match.
Every second and fourth issue of the month,
we will have something interesting for you to
read about the match.
However, the stories are not going to be
about simple facts about the match or
something you can expect when you attend in
September. We hope to bring you the stories of
those who are working diligently to make the
match happen.
Huron County has a great history in the
world of competitive plowing and in the world
of agriculture. Every time you discuss a
different aspect of the 2017 IPM set to take
place in Walton, a new and fascinating
connection presents itself and we want to bring
you those stories.
Whether it's the McGavin family and its rich
history the world over in competitive plowing
or Matt Cardiff, the youngest -ever president of
the Brussels Agricultural Society who will
preside over potentially the biggest year in the
society's history when the Brussels Fall Fair is
held at the IPM — a first in IPM history — there
are plenty of stories to tell.
Take, for example, today's story. There was
only one place to begin this series and that's
with the chair: Jacquie Bishop.
Jacquie is the first ever woman to chair an
IPM. This is the 100th actual match in
Canada's 150th year and we're only just
getting to the point where the match is led by a
woman now. And it's in Huron County where
this history will be made.
That, in itself, is something to be proud of.
There are plenty of stories to tell, but those
who are busy organizing the match,
committing more volunteer hours a week than
you and I devote to our jobs, are the real heroes
behind the effort and we hope to show you
what makes them tick, what makes them
special and what makes them want to serve
their community as they do.
As someone who has been in Huron County
now for 10 years, you don't have to be told
how special the people here are. But we hope
to tell you something about them maybe you
didn't already know.