The Wingham Times, 1908-10-29, Page 1Nee
A Savings Account is your
best friend.
CONVENIENCE -No formality in open-
ing accounts, or in depositing or
withdrawing money.
PRIVACY--Inforixitation as to savings
accounts is confined to trusted
clerks, pledged to secrecy.
,w YEARNING.
x awn love weetf A4ax WO*,
Ah, ate eweeta eieericani
Byre, day by ea sepenutn,sten'.
Once eta tat me ararta man,
"Bet a girl ees .smile at you,
s'Aaf mean the love yrt'tret °
Ob, any teethe lady dear,
Laata time you passe bore
Ate Bet ees ,maou ke meoteen l sr, queer!
Why sea dat, I Iika know?
I een love wceth Mag ricQue.
Ah, so aweeta 'eterlean!
1 would know Vat 1 should do
Bee the was Betalian.
nut ees bard to ondrestate
Bet she really love mo true
W'en she smile an' wave her haze
Like testa night she do.
Oh, my leetla Lady dear,
Wou14 time
mak'u k 0 gladran' proud?
Don wave your hon' so queer.
Pleassa, don'ta smile so loud.
-T. A. Daly in Catholic Standard and
Times.
WI lifaJki TIMM, OOTOBat29,
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SECURITY,
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THE EDITOR AND THE
ADVERTISER.
Her Only Thought.
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D O I I BA 1
The Precept n idealists.
Listen to the old men seated upon the
benohee in the towns, or during their
walks in the parks. Listen to those who
are in the midst of life, in the thick of
bitter conflicts and the heart-siokening
HEAD OFFIOE :
TORONTO.
Capital paid up, $3,916,000
Cese-Ye Farad and
Undivided profits $6,291,000
Total Assets, crier 48,000,000
WINONAIYI BRANCH.
Farmers' Notes discounted,
Drafts sold on all points. in Canada,
the United States and Europe.
SAVINGS DEPARTMENT -Interest
allowed on deposits of $1 and upwards,
and added to principal quarterly -end
of March, June, September and Deoem•
ber each year.
D. T. HEPBURN, Manager
R. Vanotone, Solioitor.
FARMERS
articles they wisne h to dispose o1 s uu d aaverr
Ilse the same for Bale fn the Timms. Our large
circulation toile and i5 will be strange indeed if
you do not get a customer, We can't guarantee
that yon will sell beoauee you may ask more
for the article or stook than it is worth. Send
your advertisement to the Truss and try this
plan of disposing of your stook and oth,r
articles.
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such as teachers wanted, business chances,
mechanics wanted, articles for sale, or infoot
any kind of an advt. in any of the Toronto or
other city papers, may be let at the Tinins
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and will save people the trouble of remitting
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rates will be quoted on application. Leave
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A RELIABLE LOCAL
SALESMAN
wanted tor Wingham and adjoining
country to represent
"Canada's Oldest and Greatest
Nurseries"
While business in some lines may be
dull, farmers were never more encour-
aged as regards fruit growing than at
the present season. High prices for all
olaeoes of fruit have been obtained the
past season, and there is as a oonsega.
enoe, an increased demand for nur-
sery stook,
Oar stock le complete in every depart-
ment inolnding a new list of specialties
whioh we alone handle.
The right man will obtain a perman•
for situation, with territory reserved
ent him. Pay weekly. Fres sample out-
lit, eto. Write for particulars.
attlrONE & WELLICIITGI'.> ON
I''ofthill Nureeried
'Ct($50 soap
OBoN1,
CANADA,
struggles. Listen to the women who
Wive been married these several years.
What discouraging remarks! Vanity
of venitiesl All these people have filed
their reports, and, worn oat, without
the courage to put the ideal into life, it
ends In inevitable and horrible bank-
ruptcy. But in all this it is not life
itself which is at fault. It is man. Yon
must supply what is missing, Let ns,
then, to the protestors of the ideal.
Their precept is very simple. It resolves
itself into this: "Be prepared for diffi-
culties, but bo faithful in the little
things, and yon will attain the great
ones." It is by the very little steps that
one rises slowly to the aammtts,-Ohar-
les Wexner, in Harper's Bazaar,
LIVER COMPLAINT
The chief office of the livor is the secre-
tion of bile, which is the natural regulator
of the bowels,
Whenever the liver becomes deranged,
and the bile ducts clogged, liver complaint
is produced, and is manifested by the pre-
sence of constipation, pain under the right
shoulder, sallow complexion, yellow eyes,
slimyooated tongue and headache, heart-
burn, jaundice, sour stomach, water brash,
catarrh of the stomach, etc-
; Liver Complaint may be cured by
avoiding the above mentioned causes, keep-
ing the bowels free, and arousing the slug-
gish liver with that grand liver regulator,
LIVER COMPLAINT.
Mr. Geo, Fawcett, Hamilton, Ont.,writes:
"Having suffered with liver complaint for
years and tried all sorts of remedies, I waa
advised to try Milburn's Laxa-Livere-Pills,
I must say, that after taking two vials of
them, I feel quite a new roan, and can
strongly recommend them to anyone."
Price 25 cents per vial or 5 for $L00, at
all dealers or mailed direct by the Tho T.
Milburn Co., Limited, Toronto, Ont.
Fresh Fish
Fridays.
I have made arrangements for
weekly shipments of Fresh
Fish, and will be able
to supply them
Every Friday.
All orders will receive prompt
attention,
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MUNE CoSi$$eon, New Yorl
Bran o o+e, t% b' EL Weseinston, neat .
Fair Tourist -Oh, George, the branch
Is breaking, and you have the *turn
tickets iu your pocket! Hurry up and
give me them before you go!
Why He Wept.
During a fashionable wedding cere-
mony one oe the old family servants
was observed to be weeping as though
his heart would break.
"Well, well!" exclaimed a bystander.
"It Is so picturesque to see old serv-
ants weeping at a grand wedding. I
suppose you are weeping because you
hate to see the bride leave the old man-
sion?"
- The old servant brushed his eyes
with his sleeve. "'Tain't that, sir," he
sobbed, "b -but the blooming duke
that's won her borrowed 50 cents from
me to get some clean collars. and when
I asked for it all I got was a good boot-
ing. 'Nougb to make anybody cry." -
Chicago News.
Gritty's Ambition,
"Der Is one time," yawned Gritty
George as he helped himself to straw-
berry shortcake, "when I'd really like
to be president"
"Ale what a noble embalm!" re-
sponded the housewife. "And when Is
that?"
"Why, when he takes itis vacation,
muni"-Detrolt Tribune.
The Truth About It.
"Stimson told me the other day that
Grimley is awfully close."
"Yes, Grimley told nie that Stimson
tried to borrow a couple of hundred
from him the other day, and be could
not let him have it because Stimson's
brother held him up the day before
and took all the ready cask he could
command." -Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Usual Travel Talk.
"Biiggins is going abroad."
"Is he?" said the roan of languid in-
terest.
"He should have something to tell
when he returns."
"Perhaps, But the cbances are he
will do what everybody else does -
merely praise the scenery and abuse
the hotels,'.. Pittsburg Post.
° Flights Respected.
"You will admit that even a man
who disagrees wlth you Is entitled to
his opinions."
"Of course he's entitled to them," an-
swered Sirius Barker- "That's wby I
Insist on bis keeping his opinions to
himself instead of carelessly scatter.
Ing them around." -Washington Star.
A Prefitabie Business.
"I hear Miss Curlylocks made $10,-
000 In letters?"
"So she did,"
"Why, I never heard before she was
anything of a literary personage."
"Neither is she. They were tho let-
ters In her breach of promise suit," -
Baltimore American.
Distressing.
"Ab, yes," related the foreign noble -
Mall as he rubbed his hands. "When
ze beautiful girl found that her father
had selected me as her future husband
she was a picture."
"What, a picture of distress?" asked
the sensible American girl, Chicago
News.
Her Husband's Grouch.
"A wife can do much to make a home
happy," said the visitor;
"Yes,7e answered Mrs. '.Torkins, "bre
it is a pity She can't exert an inftt
epee that will enable the home ball
club to win all the games." -Washing.
ton Star.
Only Then.
"Little boy, do you ever swear?"
"No,,,. ffa'atn, 'ceptin' when ices wee*
soy and I gotta do Mt."
'When' is it necessary to throw?"
"Wink tip empire cant! ye Out ebb taro
titrlkes an' n bell."e-Ohieago Tribune.
Toy smell awl es ease
SO ,nice as snore
CARTERS
IVER
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FOR [HU MES&
FOR RILioUSNE3x.
FOR TORPID LIVER.
TOR,CONSi)'IPATION
FOR SALLOW SKIN,
FOR THE COMPLEXION
OEremieri.. tow W,vt ,Are,,,
Jets 1 Parig7 Vegetable. ate, ad
URE SICK HEADACHE.
THE PESSIMIST FIREFLY,
[Sam Waiter Vase I
A peseimiet firefly sat on a weed
In the dark of a =coulees night;
With folded wings drooped over his
breast
He moped and he moaned for light.
e
There is nothing hut weeds on the
earth," said he,
"And there isn't a star in the sky;
And the bass can do in a world like this
Is to sit on this weed and die -
Yes, all that I need
Is to sit on this weed,
Just sit on thio weed and die.
"There is naught but this miserable
swamp beneath,
And there isn't star overhead."
"Then be your own star, for you can if
von will,"
An optimist flrely said.
"If you'll leap from your weed and will
open your wings,
end bravely fly afar,
Yon will find you will shine lire a star
yourself,
You will be yourself a afar;
And the thing you need
10 to leap from your weed
And be yonrsell a star."
Then the pessimist $rely leaped from
his weed
And floated far and free;
And he found' that he shone like a star
himself,
Like a living star was he.
And the optimist firefly followed and
said :
"Why sit on a weed and green?
For the flrely, friend, who uses his
wings
Has plenty of light
For the darkest night,
He has plenty of light of his own."
Saw Her Twice.
Tom -It was a case of love at first
sight with me.
Jack -Then why didn't you marry
her?
Tom -Oh, I saw ber again on several
occasions.-Chieago News.
Unreceptive,
Little words of sage advioo
.Always sound most awful nice
When it's up to you to utter
Them, but when it's yours to hear
Something of the kind, oh, dear,
How you =titer!
--Indianapolis News.
Knew His Business.
Charley Loveday-l7m-ab--err He,
he!
Jeweler (to his assistant) -Bring that
tray of engagement zings here, Henry.
-Spire Moments.
Favoritism.
Why may frail blossoms, to delight the
eye,
Borrow rich colors from the sun on high,
While all accorded to superior man
Is sunburn, freckles or unsightly tan?
-Atlanta Contitution.
RHEUMATISM RECIPE.
Directions To Prepare Simple, Yet
Remarkable Home Mixture.
A well-known authorty on Ethers
matism gives the following valuable,
though simple and harmless, presorip-
tion, whioh auy one can eaelly prepare
at home:
Fluid Extract Dandelion, one•haif
ounce; Compound Kargon, one ounoe;
Compound Syrup Sarsaparila, three
canoes.
Milt by shaking well in a bottle, and
take a teaspoonful atter ouch meal and
at bedtime,
He states that the ingredients oar
be obtained from shy good prescrip-
tion pharmaoy at small cost, and, be-
ing of vegetable extraotton, are harm-
Iees to take.
This pleasant mixture if taken reg.
Wady for a fete days, is said to over-
mans almost any case of Rheumatism,.
The pain and swelling, if any, dimin-
ishes with each dose, natii permanent
results are obtainer, and without in -
jilting the stomach. While there are
many so-called Rheumatism remedies,
patent medicines, eto., tome of whioh
do give relief, few really give perma-
nent results, and the above will, no
doubt, be greatly appreciated by many
sufferers here at Chia time.
Inquiry at the dtug stores of this
neighborhood elioits the information
that thele drnge are harmless and can
be bought sepatately, or the druggists
here will mix the prescription for our
readers if asked to.
Once an *time I know a mala
Wbo sand ft didn't pay
Tilimvertlee the gotta.1t,9 bad
T) hell or trade away..
To prove tilet h9 was oil hie base
i tta'n biro ket a page�otpsp
spew
4'd ipt Tann nave 1& 1e9e.
11 elnoet soared hint into fife
To pea hiturelr dleplayad
As I autplayeg bin out he felt
Tee ir..fktienoe au but trade.
I kept it ftp, his business boomed
The onetoraerp swooped down
Upon his store Ilutd tie had
lobe biggeet rush in town.
Outs day 1 went around to dell
And found him on the ruu
Wirh Iieopie waiting or their turn
When those ahead were dons.
" Well well," I oried in great delight
To ace !ilii ge boom that way
" Don't advertising pay, old man
Wheat have you got to say ?"
I thought he'd like my Cook sq much
And think my pian so nioe
That he'd clot only prolate my work
Bat pay me double price.
And did he do It ? Listen pleae{o
I thought that I'd drop dead
When suddenly he turned on me
And vigorously field :
Take out that advertisement quick
eleidern yer pesky akin,
I'll never git a ohanoe to rest
Ez long as it stays ia.
--From New York Trade Journal.
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premiums ..,,, ...,. 2.10
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2.25
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Times and Green's Fruit Grower 1.65
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ZAM-BUK SAVES
A FARMER'S ARM
Some Sensational Proofs of It's
Healing Power.
Every day brings interesting instances
to nett of the wonderful healing power
of Zim-Bak, the herbal balm. Mr.
Wm. Snell, a Langenburg, (Seek ), far-
mer, says: ' I saved my arm by using
Zam•Buk. I had a terrible scalding
accident and the arm after the iujary
'took the wrung way,' When I started
to use Zam•Bnk it was all swollen up
and discolored, and I feared It would
have to dome off. In a few days Zan•
Bak had killed the poison, rednoed the
swelling, and finally healed the arm
completely "
ECEENA OURED Mr. J. E. Onsiok, of
249 Wilson St , Hamilton, says -"Every
wintef I used to have eczema on the
banks of my hands. Last winter I was
especially bad -so bad that I had to be
off work for three weeks. While suffer-
ing acutely I was advised to try Zam-
Buk and did so. I oould not have be-
lieved anything could have healed so
quickly ! It just seemed to dry up and
clear away the sores, and in a wonder-
fully short time my hands were quite
cured,"
PILES CURED. Mr. Neil Devon; of
Webbwocd, (Oat ), Bays: -"For eight
years I tried all kinds of things for piles,
but I got, nothing to do ins any good
until I struck Zem•Bak! That quickly
worked a complete Dire."
Zem•Buk heals all skin diseases, ants
and bruises, eczema, scalp sores, ulcers,
chapped plaoes, sorofnlns ailments, pois-
oned wounds, swollen glands, boils. As
au embrocation it cures rheumatism,
soiatioa, eto. All drnggiets and stores
sell at 50o. a box or from Zara -Bak Co.
Toronto, 3 boxes for $t.25. Send 10.
stamp for dainty trial box.
DEFINITION OF "A FRIEND."
Some years ago the London Tid•Bits
offered' a prize for the best definition o!
"a friend." The following are onlIed
from the answers, the first being award-
ed the prize: ,
The first person who comes in when
the whole world has gine out.
One who loves the truth and you, and
will tell the troth in spite of you.
The triple alliance of the three great
powers -love, sympathy and help.
A watoh whioh beats true for all time,
and never 'runs down,"
A permanent fortification when one's
affections are in a state of siege.
A bank of credit on whioh we can draw
supplies of oonfidenee, counsel, sympa-
thy, help and love.
A jewel whose luster the strong acids
of poverty and misfortune oannot dim.
One who multiplies joys, divides grief
and whose honesty is inviolable.
One who is to himself true, and there•
fore must be se to you.
A balancing pole to him who walks
aorose the tight rope of life.
The link in life's long ohain that boars
the greatest strain.
A harbor of refuge from the stern y
waves of adversity.
One who ooneiders my needs before
my deservings.
The jewel that shines brightest in the
darkness.
A stimulant to the nobler side of our
nature,
A volume of sympathy bound in cloth.
A Biemond in the ring of acquaint-
ance.
A star of hope in the cloud of adver-
dity.
One truer to me than I anis *0 myself.
Friendship, one soul in two bodies.
An ibsuranoe against misanthropy.
A link in the chain of life,
One who understand our silenee.
The essence of pure dei-otton.
A Second right hand,
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Confined to His Horn for Weeke.
double varicocele. hstraining wrked hard habits
ioohyouth would ome
severe and I was often laid up for a week at a tune. My tamily
pphysician told me an operation was my only hope -but I e,ieaced it.
motrneySeI commenced tos'looksupofound octorslas� little u Letewas han
rogues, One day my boss asked me why I was oft work so much and
I told flim my condition. He advised mo to consult Drs. Kennedy &
Kennedy, as ho had taken treatment from them himself and knew
they were square and skillful. I wrote them and got I'nn r tw,llirrnon
TREATmsN1. My progress was somewhat slow and during tl:e first
month's treatment I was somewhat discouraged. However, I eon-
tinne'd treatment for three months longer and was rewarded with a
acomplete cure. I could only earn $12 a week in a machine shop be-
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