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The Sentinel, 1882-03-03, Page 7••• • REV, EOERT.ON RYERSON-. The Stn:r.y. of an. Active arid- 1.7ser13.1 Eire. AN. -SleiNouglis :CANADIAN. . (Globe, February 20tk). By the death of Rev.z Egerton - Ryerson; D..13.,,:is.sOyeted one a thafew remaining • . link& uniting the present with. the early .. dayeet Canadian settlement. Dr..Ryerecon has had a!legg, a busy, and _a memorable - career, and there is Bo muchofinterest and ' historic aesociation, in the annals: of :his _. family that - even had. his own part in public affairs. been -much less- prominent his passing away wetild have been a note- worthy event. The late Dr. Ryerson was : upwards Of 78 years- of age, having been '''._ born in the Township of Charlotteville„. - County. - of ' -Norfolk, -on ' the 2:1th: of ... Match: I808 :His father, Colonel: :Joseph . Ryerson, -a. • native - Of - New ',Toney, distinguished hinis-elf for his bravery dining tnerevolutionary war, hav-- nag entered the reeks of the loyalists whin • a, •Imete lad of 15 and taken. part - in. • Many betties and ekirmishes. When heti- tilitiestente to an end ke and his brother Samuel, "another distinguished ioyglist, - settled in New Brunswick, where Colonel . IVerzionrried MisaMehetabeiStiokney, said_toh. • . stookbor ' , in the colony; In 1' m 794-Sauel Flieenctlo-fitst-child-ot English t - e removed to 'Upper Canada and settled near . Leng-Thaintrand.. five years afterwards he Was:followed by Col, aoseph Ryerson and . :`; ' his family; who endured .great .hardships •.!: =:-- during the:lour:36Y, as well . as during the • earlier years of their. pioneer .life in this • Province.., 001. Ryerson became the father of six, sons, five of Whord became nainistera of 'the:-.Gespel.: The three elder (sons all took an activepart' in repelling ' the American invaders. in the War of 1812, • doing good -service at ',Detroit, Fort Erie, Beaver . Dams,.. Lithdy's Lane, and else- where. At this time the:. subject of this . • notice was only la. years of age, end was •• - billy imbued with the patricide . ardor of • his elder brothers, being- tilled with regret ' that his tender years did na-ptralit him. . - to -theretheir. experiences. Young Egerton, ' as Well as brothers, wan -.bred to farm,. ilig putaulte) and expected to do a man's work long before he .was a. man: in years. . He was always . given to study, however, * and even when his daily employments • Were moot exacting cduld , alviays -find time _ to.. acquire useful:knowledge, Ile attended the District Grammar . ,. Schaal as opportunity offered. When la years of • age he united in membeiship,With the • Methediet Church, , baying for some :tirde previous been in sympathy with its views and dootrites. ' His father, however, was deeply Opposed to this Step, ciiid -gave ' :Egettou tbe &eke of leaving the Church ' Or quitting his house. -Needless to pay, he chose the tatter alternatiie. Thus thrown i upon the world he obtained a situation as- assistant-168,4er in the London District GranainarSehool, Where he taught success, - _ fully- for two years; when at his *here .. • request he. --returned home and again devoted himself to farming pursuits. XI . conticinecV: his studies with the object of e:::itering tile ministry„ and when .22 years• . of ageinaS received , as a" 'minister of ' the -Methodist_ -Church and was assigned to the Niagara Circuit. . . For many years his life:- -: was one of constant . strenuous ...-tOil and effort. He was frequently corn- ,pelled-toleoropose his sermons While riding On lietiebaek from one part of his Circuit, • 86 another. - 'After doing _duty for, some time in the - Niagara Peninsula be was • transferred to tne. Young -street : Circuit, embracing'. the town of • York arat nine • adjacent towtships: He was subsequently -stationed AS. 0, missionary among the Indians atthe Credit, and the Other minis'''. ; *Oa appointments he held are too. tinter-, - _Om VI be .particularized here. Its is . estimated tilaet 'during his long and active ministerial tamer he pretiehed at leastten thousand sermene, The first appearance .of Mr. Ryerson as en author was made in 1820 inreplyto a eierinon preached by Archdeacon, Strachan, in nibien: the letter had attacked- the .. Dissenters. Dr. •Ryersonte Pamphlet- was • . a• epithet" and vigorous production; and,, . _ when published under the signature of "A Methodist Preacher," - created nolittle exciteme# and speculation as to who the • ant e "Might be, . The identity • of the -Writ: i-__ lc " was shortly : afterwards • avowed. • - .. Twe :este- later the author published a. - series . of _letters,in which Atehdeactei - Stranhan'es, "famous.. chartof the various religious bodies in Ihpper Canada *was' ; keenly criticized. • In 1828: the Christian Guardian was founded at York in the • interests of the. Methodist body, . and Mr. Rketson. . wtak- installed. as 'joint • editor with Rev. F. Metcalfe,' The editor- ials Were, from the .outset noticeable for _their force and _ trenchant phraseology. - - This journal persistently advocated many • tis,efuipoliticel reforms, and Contributed tts full pliare. to the diethisSionof. the. Clergy Reserve question. In 1833- Mr. Ryerson .,. mak appointed a . delegate to. England', and. •.. attended. the British Conference of the Wesleyan Methodist Church there with. a. , _ .- view to the projected _union with that Con- ference -of the Methodist Episcopal: body in - 'Oanadi„ which he was largely instrumental in eteAmplielling.. In 1835 he again visited. - the Mother Country, with the object of :obtaining &charter for the Upper Canada: • Academy as a seat of Methodist education,: and also Withe, view of procuring' subtorip; tions in.. aid of the projeet ' trete. ,the English , Wesleyanie. He was successful - .- in 'aecoMplishing both them'. Okada,. - . and the academy, - Which' ultimately: developed into Victoria College; was estab- lished in Cobourg.. During Mr. Ryersc•nli . 'May in Landon he Contributed. a series Of -• Jotters on Canadjeat'affaire to the Times,_ in . .incier ta.aatinteraotthe influence of William • Lyon Mackenzie, who, backed by RUMS and Roebuck in England, had created a • good: deal of feeling in- laver of political. reform in Canada. Mr. Ryerson believing that these efforts looked teward, the eistel. : liehttiont Of a Canadian 'republic. st't0n't:t.:- .. onsly cottihatted thein),' egd- hi; lettere,; . • . . - • i . of replying to hum, put himself n commit. . mcstion with Mt. Ryerson,: who was /*tient inthe gallery, and . from themateriels furnished by the 'latter made -11.- 'speech which- sealed the fate_ of the petition. . The rebellion broke mit :in 1837,-' a- feiv months, -niter . . Mr. • .11yericon'sreturn, Though, as has. been shown, he:had no sympathy with the revolutionists, be was opposed : to ..the -enapioyment _ Of harsh measures against Mackenzie's follow -ere,' and succeeded In -procuring the release of several of themfroth imprisonment,. He strongly chanipioned.the cause of the former Speaker of ' the House of Assenably)Mar- shall . Spring Bidwell, wrongfully -4p, enSed - of . participation in "the -.rising, and. - -during the : ..controversy whicili ensued . attacked the : Course .- of Attorney -General Hagermanin a, , very vigorous and pointed letter, in Whioh the establishment - of : constitutional freedom was advocated for the first time 'since the restoration of order.- During Lord Dur- ham's. memorable mission to this wintry be had frequent interviews With Mt. Ryer- son, who furnished numerous data for the celebrated report of that nobleman. - In 1840 Mr. Ryereon•again attended the-.Kng, Ina -Conference as a. delegate from Cans**. Upon the incorporation of the University • of :Victoria College in :1841 Mr. Ryerson wainnanirdonsly chosen „ President of th . institution, and the sameyear. saw ' th :degree of Doctor of Divinity et:Inferred upe hitaby the Wesleyan University of _lYfindl town,Conii. :... • : Duritg Sit tharlekMetcalfe'e admimstra .1,iort of affairs in Canada lar.,;:: RiyersO warmly. espoused his pat in his contes with the Worthperty. The question a issue* was the right ot the Governor . make: apppintthents irrespective of th advice of his Ministry,. and in addition numerous lettere and articles in the, news paper press, • De. Ryetson*wrote.and.pub liehed an - elaborate A Defence" Of Si Charles., whialiwas published seperatelyi pamphlet form„ itiwbichall that Could b urged in favor of the. untenable position o the Governorwas strongly - presented. I .1844 Di. Ryerson received -the appointthet of Superintendent of Public): Schools To UpperCanade. .Heacceptedthis-postanda :eines devoted himself to the task of - . re 'modelling the educational system ..of th Province, making an extensive tour in th 1:1`nitecl. States, England - and continents Europe to .familiarize himself , witnth most modern edecational systems. - .Th. tesitits of his tour were embodied ina elaborate report published: in. 1846. - Hi ideas, though- Striongly opposed by son3 commended themselves to 'a, niejotity o . the inethbere Of the ,Legildetnre, and ' School Actdrafted. by hilt became la*. - I - remained& force about three srears, *he :*.a new Edueation: Act; making many radio l . changes in his system, - .Was passed* -Uncle r :the Baldwin -Lafontaine Ministry. Owin ; - to the representations .of Dr. Ryerson however, the - Governer;Genetztl ses pended - its . eneratiou„. and -Mr. Baldwi and Di. Ryerson"prepared in Act retainin , many of the ahareeteristics. of the Act b f 1846, and adding new features necessitate 1 by the progress of the deuntry. This nes' measure was sanctioned in - 1850, en .fetins the basis of our present educational .system. . - - . - . .1- - Despiteohis activity in depattnient ). - Dr Ryetioiiby ts life -work -which he wi 1 . - . -. principally be rerneinherea was. essentiall . educational., From the time of his.appoin. !meat until- - 1876, • a _period of thitty-tw years)he continued to adminieter the schp: 1 - affairs of this Province with zeal) -_energ-' ,aud. efficiency. - He has -left an lelidin :mirk upon Our•seliolastio. system,. and - his work won high: encomiume. from • ininlie men- and those interested in education l matters abroad. * In 1658; &nay in cons ' (Nonce of Dr. Ryetson's-strong represent tickle; the Legislature caused Gramm t Scheel Law to he thorongnly. revised, further improientente made- in - 186' being . 940 tradeable ' 'to his iufiuencE. In 1855, . with the aid of 'Col. --Lefro he eetablished . several .. meteorologi- cal stations in .connection with th) County Grammar. Schools, the number of *high was . afterwards increased: .- In 1857 the: 'doctor again; set out for it .comprehothE sive educational tour in 'Europe, visiting the prindpilseats of ark where . he Pro'. cured on -behalf of his 'department a series of copies of paintings by the old thiStets i Dutch, Fleinith. and Haien- art. Theis were placed in the Educational Museum in . this, city. .011- his returnhe beget edema- ing a system of Government,gre,ntete ou t IyingUniversitios,And drafted the Educa- tion . Bill of, 1860; . which effected - 801319 - imprOVeMe* in but school system,' -n : -801 be -. received train , 'Viototict Co :lege. the nonortiry - -degree _ of LI). . :In - 1874 De. Ryerson . was 'eletsted Pre.- sident of the first -General Conference et. the Pifethcidieb Church, held in this city.. He held thienface.fOr four years, when 'ilk was succeeded . by Riter. Dr: Douglas, of Montreal. Dr, Ryersonwas elected for -th[3 third time to represent the Canadian Co q- ferezthe in Great Britain in 1870. Ile:* . received by'. the :-British Conference..wit k every pciseible mark cif respect and affection, reference beizig'naidete his appearance ilk the. same CaPenity forty-three) years- pre. viously. -.„ In 1876) owing to the infirmities of hi : _ • . , - . advanced years, Dr.-, Ryerson, at his �wii . request, Was relieved from the aril-tone- !dutieeef Chief Superintendent of 1.Educat,- don; the office was abolished waits funo L. . -: tions vestedin the Minister of Education. Dr. Ryerson retired on full salary afte -thirty-tweyeereinceseent seri*. He II since lived in retirement,. findingOmit) lion in the preparation; .of • his "His tory of the 'United Empire Loyalists," & voluminous - work which thrOws:_a goon deal. of light Om the early historY. ott Canada., Dr. Ryertsenpreserved to period in life-a-Wonderftd- degree *of Mentall: _acitivity and physic:el vitality,: and to th ' kit' preserved-. a keen interest in public affairs. _Ilia death will be deeply regrettecL by ninny outside of any :seetitrian,. limits!! Dr. ' RyerSent, Was, twice married, fait in 1828 to MISS Allman; daughter of the late John *Aikman, of - Batten Township,. who died:kali:years afterivards,'.-and in1833 to hliss:Arnastrong,,datighter of the. late j. Ri, -*blab:attracted =nob_ Attention, Were re. .4,($1krt: strvoirnt,eogof Toronto, TotOntko who with two 01.ii i • - -publishe&in penaphletfeirman&dietributied , ..- - among sinenahe*.44;744,4*-00-TA this... .• •. ' Tiountrit tOtifitiettoisiatecos4erible: lati, ,—Thereiii-onte-Sonree of hard -pan coml. - .encenton'tkeV--. kettionei of • 1880; .,,Ors the fort for Ifie!beggasa toan-whp•soetuisuna, :771.40641011441%4140144.404- aali2131015' with his pants' pockets hill": Of dislocated.. • by Mr. Hume in support of.11',-Ped lavender buttons While his Wife : in •: -don presented by...Dr. Charles-D=0010er absorbed :in • agitating the woman'ssights • ' settinglortkthelnevamea'athe WI& of ineventent, - He it always prepared fOr th: Canada), lir. Gladstone, who was depirotai„ weekirchutokoolleotion. . • :-. - . . _ - • 4.• .eniAmoiataitien-E:witst„mt.,-,:_, TEA TABLE GOSSIP..,:, i..111ear*-- 24 sihanie3'silf1OtherTykspoike-4---to:•:-:•: .-:-About 2,50.0,000 copiee 'of the :revised '‘..oe. In it _4heienthieantaitiiiil*f-f-777-_-,*q 1-New:Testament baee.heen Sold... Criticism ' The Baltimore Herald -pUblislies--,kIcitt 1.1poirthe version has almost ceased in this: article loundeden..the-Stittenaithf:Which-Lit rpountrvibut-still :rages inEnglen a. makes; that the aged tuithei.:of 4i -ear .J.:.7,1 _ -Legal note: - In the . High •Court Of Staoley,._ the e*Plbriii, is4iVing4441.--iie::::JudiakAnre::Yekiterdityliell,-Vs.. Cousins— of the .LittleSiisterS0-.!--the-Pc-OE'll4tiat.f.-Mi.-Briice (-Hamilton) obtained_ en Orden to city. „: The Ilsralel, -says-2..-01------'-jelianna-- .:--ki---,;thin---e. ..._. - Eastway, -ol-ii-: ouvikd------iiiido:----4-440**iii--r:z1;L„:- The steamer - Peruvian,' Ny' kich arrived was 'horn iii the,- COW ----coat.-;.:arelandi,-;,,-4-Iftilifaxi N..._,.., co Wit' night from Beaten, nearly se*.enty:yeareTogms--OeFfiiiker-_-.i07.asi" Ha _ - butaller;--nania, etuckene;_l_liled- - _ - smallpox --bas been - landed at the Marine still at quarantine. : A seaman sick With: until- she : had- :--- grown:::.11,- :-Twanait'll d' III ospital, Lawers.Islaiid. She: msiried citp.t.- Henry Ectstwei„ a worthy toyer of the ..deep; in 1837; and shortly . thereafter the eamaltr-lett. Greet Eritein, and _ aanie.-•te Baltimore, .: from which port the captain sailed on periodic voyages accompanied :by his Wife. After living there for a few, years_ the captain, on invitation of Cent... James Pendergast, a ship -owner cd New York; remoyedwith his wifeto the American metropolis, where they leek nn their. residence„ Capt.' East- way commanding - one Of. . the steamers engaged, in the trade betWeen:Revr: York- -and Charleston, B.0, :___Iii - New "York City on the 26th -._ of. Ccteher;in:ther-yesx 1843,- _ sixypars- after marriage, the first child Wai horn to Airs. Eastway. _1 The infant ,-„wits .a - fine, _healthy- boy, and when the ...Mother - wee -convalescing she-teld-her,husbandthet she wanted to have that -stirthaptizedit- the-Catholic-:faith.---11101,*,±-Eastway_Wae - e. Catholic, but theseptein-WeeaTrotebtaii .,,__ He: loved his wife - dearly,: :noWever„- and '' made T- tai-r-ebjeotion -1-0---lier-wiiih._ The Child .Was.:ohriiitened___ by Father Smith and named Williare--.Henty-EasP:. way, which _ tame when be •_grewtomen.. hoodne,sa* fit, for some unknown reason, to change to Henry M. Stanley. ' Thus was begun life whieh:was,_dietined to prove ea distinguished, md to leadto such grand results. Thus ' begin Tthe careeer of the individual uponWheini-thesAmiration of :the civilized world' is centered, and his neat° •will, in all probability, - henceforth: possess an undying tanie, - When .:AStan, ley,". the name which Mrs. Eastway. poly.- inYaeiably uses in epeakilig-ot-her son, and by .whieh he will be dialed throughout this article, wasl years of _age, Capt.:East:Way removed his family.:back_te_Eurepe. For :fifteen yore ,after -their :.)marriage _MO, Eastway ezeprepeeied- herlineberni_.6ti---all. hist .. voyages,_ and -: -Stanley - -„Was", Often taken . with -7them. In 4: 'Voyage : to the. Crimea, duringthe„:„:_great -Struggle between_ France and England:_01R-:the_ one • side- and Ruicsia as their foe on the . . . _ : . . :: . - ... _ . .: : : other, Capt. - Eastway left_hie-wifeat .home - and took young • Stenley, withhiin-to-learn something of the sea aud-eftheworld. : In. 1,869' capt. Eastway died away from home, and . in thesameyear. S tit:they-ran_ away to: sea. They were then living that "aunt's farm at Clay-Caetle,-COnnty-Cetk.;-.1reland...: " Stmiley.Wes&IWityea geed- bey," gays his thatlier,--"hut-Wildaucl_reCkliess,".-_--:---- , - "One day," -. -says Mrs.---EastWayAb-the liera14 reporter,:"ImesinAlie-honse.'wneti. ...a little., boy -ran in and sal-d---'-Steilley7--Weie dreflaing . little -Teter Gibbons, -hi :com- panion, in the bog. IranHatitTand-over the field and foindwhat-the-boy-ha&said to -be - true,: -: When...Stanley:784w --me-heleitlittle Peter go. I was greatly excited,- and viehtg- -leg my bench); Said to him:. 'Would that the mother of God had you _somewhere away frthaa. me!" ' - ' - - _. L --..7 ' 7:::--::::-... '.. "-Never mind, mother," repltedAhee.reck; legs little reseedL.. * "as' sOon -as I -cari get a __ _ ; Ship I will take este that I never will -come hack:: , It I get to -Attiorioa I will claim it as hirthnlace.'.. s.,- 7.- - 7 : 'TT -I__ -_ He- was as good as his woie;.and galled from Queenstown it) the barque Jacob in the year 1858..- The. last_ _Mrs. Eastway seteof her scin-was--:the '.dat when he left: her at ,:clay Castleand 'ran ---itWity to Sea until-she:saw hird at Liieingstone's funeral in Westminster Ahbey.--:..Altheughf-"Many. years had elapsed since she taw her eet„ and the wild .stripling had'46i-in -inW the man, the _instinct7ot the true- Metneen heart Was net to behafflek-anCeihe recog- .nized _him -Sineng -sit_ other pall.beareri,- Hereompanion;-Capt Lamonti-l-to-satisfy her, . I 'asked _-Jvho : -I_Stanley was, . - aila the s reply -._ 'came: -- "Why,- ., that .-1 iii Henry M. - -:-Stiuileyi._ the, ::-init--n------.Tw-ho. discovered Livingsteneel. Shortly after question had .been___asked----iiiid,:etniteered_ _Stanley's eye Met that of his mother. He trembled visibly,-..-andbid his -faaii,---fir_ithe_ flag that covered Livingstithe'ssoffin.,:-The next- daY Mia. Eastway sought her recireants son at the ,Langliam :Hotel, where he -. Beim • the messenger who ushered her into Stanley's spacious parlors: had time to withdraw Mrs. -Eastway. dealin ' ing • his proffered hand, exclaimed, ”..- Are you not p, nice pen ?"--77: .., _ :. __ -7„....• 7 ,---::„__ _____ " Well "- he answered, "1 fancytheta mist be some mistake here." : • .-.' - "Then you oatteasil i reotify_-_-..-_-_ -. • . His neat reply was: "Well, any money: you want you can ave.' •:_ .: . • , ."Why An yon•ciffeitie Money ifia-ii'':i.-n'-- Ci - Your mother? I de nnt_Witilit aid, only relieve' my dietractedthind.". . ,. . . . "Have patience, Mrs. Eastway, for n year ors0, and your son will _turn up," . With 4 heart aimed -bursting the dis- tracted mother replied::: .,‘ He may turn up toaboeni aoli.mion3thee„„r,,-.371,1ri:brethe",..b.ut:. lie70r a _ - - . :-.. - -During this. Memorable interview-Mre. . Eastway Rays • Stanley stood in the em- :::-----For the -Apenorniiirn NAMES.Wife-Of .a. farmer -Tilly; - • -• - . ,.. - - brasure of a Window With his face partly ..Tor the *ifs. of: a gatablerBet or --Log., turned • from :her. She : asked if. be Was - For the wife at a fishernutn-,,Annette:or afrestdio:look heietraiglitrin-Itia late -an& Barka* - .. ' • -- . : 7 - : " ._' \ . - .; he replied: it_Vh,,U0, Ism not,'" and tinned- --.--•?For the wife of a stilleitor-..Phoebe, 'Lai.; round facing her. - - . : taiat'Oue.:• - " - - -: .. , - . : " • . He asked herif her eini had any Marks :,:.*Por the wife of a gardener-Lettiee. i about- his.: person by ,which he-O.:mkt:be- -Porthowife of n.cotifeationerPatty. recognized, and she returned-quit:lily ; For the wife of aburglarlillsdred. I. yem.en his Wrist he has some peculiar For the wife a clergyman -.-Grace. - India ink Marisa; made ,.by a sailor during For the Wife- of a jooltey-Rhodri. the voyage to the Crimea, and on Ile teak For the wife of a boOttiaalter--aPeggy.- a mole.' Although she repeatedly - asked : Forthe wife of "Oman -: with - Oorna.-EW him to draw np his eta in order to reveal droll, - - 4, - : • - -the:marks on his wrist, Or: to pull down . For the wife' of a hypochondria -Mi. his Collar slightly -to -Shaw the : Mole; :The nerve;. worldnot-do - it,. and the. interview was ..1"or the Wife of„a second-hand elothia-=,- ended 'by, heir -.belong - the--hOtetin=great- Ohio, anger. : • For the wife Of a eingerdarn/ine. - Po;-theWife Of aman in want of-ataiSt ance.--.Ada. For the wife of a beggaran-line4 : For the wife Of a sett -on -I. -Belle. -With wOraan,:tar" Winne is -ito:mg- ail- ing proof of interest. -IfT a girl s-:telle you, f I Pi' never speak to you again in itylife thereslOs.rejcithe and.returat ;_ but 4-154.0 Aar, 700 tiff-all:ids Ways. be glad to 'see- you at . any times," travel. When a *Olken, loves you she will pardon all-evenyourcrimes ;but When she ne longer loves you, she - will not even forgive, yen- your virtues:- ._ - • - - . _ , .. . . _ . . . - eolith:cent has been cm:Lied. at Belleville by the -burial : of ._a pet.. dog belonging to a-ladY in her husband's grave in -the cemetery.: The body of the 'erilmaI was encased in a handsome coffin. -" What. your daughter *ants," said an over -candid music- teacher to a millioneire. -whose education was not ..ecniea to his for . tune, is capacity!' Indeed I'? was -the astonished reply; "welt. then I'll order one immediately, .nomatter what it costs,' English statistician rOkleulatesthat every man on an average Speaks fifty-two --volumes of 600_ octavo pages per auum, and that every Woman yearly brings out 520:volinneeof the same si6 itt talk. : -• -7=4-large dry goods '• firm 4i_ Roston .prpt poses to inc..-- employees: each shall contribute $10, itt Weekly -.assessments bf - 50 cents, toWar-dtreatieg oriel out of 'emery tWentylve of their: number to a trip to Europe next summer, lck to decide :who - shall go. , 7 - • ; . understand London - corms- -.pendent). that -.Z263;000 has already :been received from the Home Distrthte in the Shape Of contributions. to - the Wesleyan Thanksgiving Fund, . and that: only about *000' has yet to - come. The *teeter .part - of: the contributions have been :sreceived from districts iii the north: ; • . - . -Does . this Man- play the violin?:-. No; he plays the fiddle.- He is a nieeman, but. he plays ont of : Why does he -play out of tune? -- Nobody, -knew's::: When he plays at concerts now he plays all:alone,- en&' them to One can tell that he is out of His head- is lie* level. DnfOurcet announees in Lei Mendes :that he Iiitain hia yard two hereof iron Planted in tbeearth, to each Of which is fixedet nondfieterof seated 'copper .wire terminating in his : receiver, apparently a. telephone. These; . he - says, never fail to give notice twelve to fifteen :hours- in. adVance. of eierysterin .whioh hurats over. the town. • _ -A ocose Old &lie* *declared that his wife OK the truth at least ' three. times a day.. Said he: "Before risingin the morn- ing Sh.e says, a dear! I Must get up, but, Idon't want to.' After breakfast She added,: suppose I 'Must go to work, but 1 don't Went td.'" And she gees to bed saying, 'There, I have been on the move all day and - haven't done ;anything." -.7 - WitirE *rite- we 14:totV is written right, - • „ : When -we see it *rittenliyitel.; - 131it when we see it written Wright,. We know it is not written right ;-• • For write; to haveit Written right,' - " Must nor be Written right or wright, - ----Nor-yet-should it be written rite-, But lwrite, for to 'tit Written right.- , . . , -The last trip of the,Cenard steamship Satins' to Liverpool is -saidto have . been the fastest aoreeS the .Atlantic • yet i.,aacona, . The apparent time of the passage 104,d,eys, 12 bouts,- 39 minutes, and: the: actual time Of the passage heoin Sandy- litook,:-7-deys, 7. hours, . 41 thinutee. This is by several : minutes the shortest passage .on tetand,nOtwithstanding that the Cunard route is by ninety miles longer than that taken by most of the other lines. - On seve- ral days the. Set:via-had easterly Winds: -.2;onopx • . If nobody's notiOd you, you must be ; Ifnebody'S slighted you, you tanit be tall; nobody's bowed to you, you noistr be low : If 'nobody's kissed. you, you're ugly we know If nobody's envied you, y.oti'ree, poor elf; - If nebody's flatteredyen, flatter yourself- ; If nobody's cheated you, you're a knave; if nobody's hated you, you're a slava If nobedy's calledyouit'fOol to your face, - - Sometiody'S wished for your back in its place; If nobody% called you a tyrant or scold, . Somebody thinks you nobody knows of yonr,fatilts.but a friend, Nolpody'll mita them 0:the world's encli;.- If nobody clings toyourputte:lik4, a fawn, -Nobody'll.tan like a hound when itegone ; If nobody's eaten his bread from your store, - Somebody thinkt yonra miserly bore; - If nobody'sslandered you, here !is our Tee; _ Sign yOursell'.` Nobody,' as meek as can. . . . . . faith ..cure is -described in the. British Arai:feat Jotrnal. An ignorant and superstitious English weinati,treuhledwith palsy in the Jower. extremities, was taken: to. a French hospital ,fortreetment, - The. -consultation Over her ease' being entirely in the French language, she imagined the :Weide to be intended awn 'sort :of incante, tion, Atallevents, the -dootors.were Soon afterward 'greatly surprised to see: her moving atound the room perfectly. Cured.: Know ye the land Where the Plesiosenrus • - His wild, Weird -like :warble intones tor the Bea ? And the festive Molluscan and Ichthyosaur:us -Sing softly their lave' to the lone- I3uniblebee Where the Trilobite sings in his neaten the wall, „ And . the -HOOpendedoOdendoo • WS in the - • grase?. And loudlyAnd grandly,high-sminitig - Coined the -far-reaching plaint of the lowly JackasS? - . • .. by a heady eater: . We may live without poetry, musics and art; We may. live ivithontiOnecienee, and live:With- out heart - We live without friends ;we may live With, out hooks,. 'tut civilir.ed:man cannot live without ceolie.‘, Wortley live without books -what is knoWidge - - 5 we may live without hope -what s hope .but - deceiving? • ' - We may live .without passion -what is passion but pining? But where is the man that can_ live_ without dining • --- - • -. A DeathParthogi • Leavesund rain and the days of the year, _ :(Water willow and wellawa,y). All these fall, and my Joel gives ear; : ..And she is hence who once washer°. - . (With -a- wind blown night and day). Ali! Nit now, for aeacreasign, • • (The willow'Swit•-and the water white In the held breath of the day's decline - . Her very faceseen:fed: pressed to mine. - (With a wind blown day and night): • • 0 love; of my death my life is ; •.(The Willowt wave on the water -way Your cheek and mine axe cold in the rain, But warm•they'll be when we meet again. (Wth awind blown night and day). • /lasts are heaved and cover the sky . -*(The willows wailin the waning light 0400se your lips; leave space for a sigh, Then -seal mysottl; I tannot-die. . • , (With a Wind blown day and night). - - .Leaves and rain and the days of the year . (Water Willow and wellaway).. All still fall, and give ear, - And she is hence and I am here. . With a windblown night and day), - Evening Dress aiul. the Maws ef Health (D. J. Milner Fothergill Goo Worde.')1 . What has physiology to say to evening dress? Decency hid her head in shame . long: ago at low dresses, and has been •Physiology eayssuch.drbsses are 4 violation of the laws of health. Let it be granted they do not entail much harm i. the heated atinosphere, of dining -room and drawing-foom, yet what of the diive back wardsandforwards, even with the help et numberless rugs and wraps ?I'vhat remarks have been:made from time to time_ahou - the long tarrying in cold atte-rooms, • hells and passages itt.royeldrawing-rocints1 • Of colds and chills and of unprotected lung injured thereby beseezias as not to - parade the loners of a ,J" atm; ing room ." here; but the fact is well enough known that many a residence alongthe shores of the ..Mediterranean . has bee the :long outcome of such . exposure Whether it be that he is a less metheti- oreeture, or that convenience presses mor strongly upon him than upon the -gentle -sex, wee certainly escapes the nraye. changes of dress seen in the other Sex. He : mildly _oscillates from thewealmessof,:pegi tops or knickerbockereto continuetienee a _fan-like -character; where the trouser: almost conceal the boot, as is the appar ently permanent fashion with our blue, jackets. The lappel of the coat covers the tip of the long just where the low tires: leaves it exposed, as if. inviting disease settle there. The shirtfront is iz very liberal Manner in Man, but a well.. starched linen shirt -front is no bad preteci- tionagainst a rude blast, provided the exposure be net too prolonged.. Evert whe thine is no low dress- the tipper" portion of the iffiest& wemen is often far too thinly clad; : Fair reader, thy connection With's hospital for diseases of the chest tells nae somewhat about 'female nnderelothing, or, perhaps, father the *ant of it. i In private practice; too, Opportiinitiesare afforded for . observation of the scanty and utterly insufficient .underclothing worn by many 'whose Means do not prevent their hidul- .gence itt. proper raiment:, If ladies would only wear something approaching , the merino yestS,-,: ete„ seen in gentlemen's holders' windows, they would not require the heated rooms at present 'rendered necessary from the insufficient --:attire now in vogue. _ To be sure, this:admits of heavy overolothing liming worn when out of --doors -cloth: jackets, fins trimmed with fur, and all the paraphernalia, Of costly enter 'attire in which the female heart- rejoices. But Steuter' underclothingwould befar; far better in every *4. It -would admit Of lighter outer clothes and be compatible with a.healthy stroll; even for those who are not urttiniliar with e carriage. •• The Girl iiverYhody Likes. . _ • - She .is not beautiful -oh, 11O nobody thinks of calling her that. Not one of a dozen can tell whether her eyes are black or bine. -If -YOU should ask themtodescribe her, they would. only. say; "She is just right," and there it Would end. --- She is a merry -hearted, fun -loving, be- witching maid; without a spark of envy or malice in her whole composition. She en- joys herself and wants everybody else to,da the same. Shellac' always a kind -Word and a pleasant smile:ler the oldest man or. woman; in fact, I can think of nothing she resembles more than a sunbeaha, with& brightens everything it comes in contact All pay her marked attention from rich Watts; who Hive in a maraiion on the hill, to negro Sam, the sweep. All look after her with an admiring eye, and eay to them- selves, " Shels.just the right sort of a girl." The Young men of the town vie with one. another as to wheishalfehovi her the moat attention, but she never - encourages- them beyond being simply kind and so no one can call* her n flirt ;. no, indeed, the young men world deny such an assertion as quickly aebbe. = -- Girlswonderful to. relate-:-Iike her te° for she never delights in hurting their feel- ings or saying spiteful things behind their banks..She is always Willing:to join in their little plans and assist them in any .w4g They go to. her with their lova affairs, and she manages adroitly to see, Willie or Peter and drop a good Word for Ida or Jennie, until their. little difficulties are allpatched up, and everything goes on emtiothlY again -thanks to her. Old ladies say she is "_delightfia;" The. sly Witch -She knows how to, manage them. She Wens patiently to Complaints of the rheumatism. or 'neuralgia, and then syln .Pathizes with thesoheartily that they are half cured. 1 . But she cannot be always with nil. ,h) young man Comes from a neighboring town by -and -bye and Marries her, . The villagers crowd -around te tell • hint what a prize he has won, but he seems' to knew it. pretty well without any telling, to judge from WS facie. So she leaves us, and it is not long before we -hear from that place. She is there the woman everybody likes. - It ut.sed to be called " moderate drinking ;" but now that science has invaded the sub- jeot, itis regarded as " taking it in true physiological quantity."- • Mr. Charlton is preparing Bill to -bo Submitted to the House of Commons where- s by seduction will ;be made a criminal offence under certain conditionS. • On Sunday, while cavorting o a horse on Colborne street, Loudon, Nig)1,.olas Bane - ban, a baker, was thitWn Off an1 'broke his leg. He once before met with a similar:, accident in the lame. way. , • -