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SEAFORTH, ONTARIO, MAY 25, 1961
Census is Massive Can
What Jean Talon began nearly 300
years ago in France will be repeated next
week in the Seaforth area and across
Canada, when census takers' ring door-
bells across the land in a massive stock-
taking of Canada's human resources.
The great intendant of the primitive
St. Lawrence colony was far less inquisi-
tive than his modern counterparts.
. Talon's census in 1666 asked the 3,215
residents of New France their. name, age,
sex, marital status and occupation. He did
• much of the legwork himself in the
world's first population census in the
modern meaning of the term.
This year the Dominion Bureau of Sta-
tistics will send out 25,000 to 30,000 en-
umerators to get 15 facts about every
Canadian on subjects ranging from birth-
place and ancestry to language and edu-
cation, There are another 11 questions
about employment and wartime military
service for all persons aged 15 or over.
More searching queries will be put to
the occupants of every fifth household.
They'll be asked whether they have chang-
ed residence in the past five years, ,and if
so, where, they lived before,. This will be
the first large-scale survey of Canadian
migration in 30 years.
Married, widowed and divorced women
will be asked how many children they've
had.
And, in, every fifth home, persons .over
15 years will be asked to report their in-
come from all sources in the last year.
This will provide DBS with far more in-
, formation than the query on wages and
salaries in the every -person census — a
question which rules out the self-employ-
ed.
Lest anyone be unhappy about disclosing
his full income to the census enumerator,
the questionaire will be left, to be filled
out in private. This document, sealed and
left for later collection by the enumera-
tor, won't be opened until it reaches the
privacy of the census office. Once there,
no outsider and no other government ag-
ency
may see it.
The census starts Thursday, June 1.
It's hoped that in urban areas most of the
door-to-door work will be finished in two
weeks.
In rural areas, officials say, it might
take three weeks to a month. Farmers
will be asked far more questions than city
folk.
The massive agriculture questionaire
covers 186 items on farm areas, plantings,
equipment, livestock and the like. But
since the document is designed to em-
brace almost every type of farm activity,
it will be a rare farmer who has to an-
swer all 186 questions.
The census must by law be carried out
every 10 years, though a modified census
with only a few questions was conducted
in 1956.
Each time the job gets bigger. This
year's count will embrace over 2,000,000
more people than the 16,080,791 counted
in 1956. Since 1951, when the population
was 14,009,429, the equivalent of another
province of Quebec has been added.
The legal necessity for the census aris-
adian Stocktaking
es from the requirement for redistribu-
tion of federal electoral constituencies ev-
ery 10 years in line with population
changes.
But the census has grown into far more
than a mere nose -counting. It's a stock-
taking of what Canadians are and earn
and own. It provides vital information
for planning by all levels of government
and turns up facts of great value to busi-
ness and industry.
Some 25 questions about Canadian
homes and what's in them will be asked
in the sample survey of every fifth house-
hold, besides the special questionaire on
migration, childbirths and income.
Several housing questions are new to
the .census, such as the ones on number
of bedrooms, home freezers and television
sets. No longer does the census merely
ask whether there is a family car, but al-
so whether there are two or more.
Tenants will be asked how much month-
ly rent they pay. Homeowners will be
asked how much, approximately, they
would expect to get for their house if it
were up for sale.
Other housing questions cover the age
of the' building, its water, bath and toilet
facilities, heating and refrigeration.
A big census problem is to ensure that
no one is missed. There is an extensive
field organization which will seek to catch
every dwelling in the census net.
"Canada is a big place and we have to
cover every little nook and cranny," says
census director Dr. 0. A. Lemieux.,
"If we think people may be living in
some place, we've got to take a look."
Eight regional offices across Canada
are largely responsible for organizing the
field work. The electoral constituency is
the basic unit of operation and between
1,300 and 1,400 census commissioners will
be appointed to supervise the enumera-
tors—an average of five commissioners to
a constituency.
Referring to the appointment of census
commissioners, Hon. George H. Hees,
Minister of Trade and Commerce, who is
responsible for the census, said in answer
to a question in the House of Commons
recently that "the selection of these
employees is left to the Minister of Trade
and Commerce.
"The appointment of each commission-
er was made on the basis of his qualifica-
tions, which were as follows: a good edu-
cation with subsequent professional or
business experience in a supervisory ca-
pacity ; intimate knowledge of the csnsus
district; proven executive and organizing
ability; tact, good judgment and ability
to deal with the public," Mr. Hees said.
Enumerators are paid a piece rate -17
cents a person and $1.00 a farm, with
additional amounts for the survey ques-
tionaires made at " every fifth house.
There's also a mileage allowance in rural
areas.
In urban areas each enumerator will
cover 100 to 150 households, or approxi-
mately 450 to 600 persons. This means
that in some large apartments the census -
taker can do all his work under one roof.
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It's not exactly a dull world we
live in, with its wars and rumors
of wars, its rockets and spacemen,
its horror movies and delinquent
children, its constant threat of
'annihilation. No, you couldn't ex-
actly call it a dull world.
But don't you occasionally be-
come heartily sick of stories about
the trouble in Laos and the trou-
ble in Africa and the trouble in
Cuba? Don't yoii become a trifle
weary of the never-ending stream
of pronouncements from the Am-
ericans and the Russians, every
one sounding exactly like the last
one?
Don't you get a little fed up
with the endless flow of articles
about outer space? Don't you
sometimes wish they would just
skin Eichmann alive, or turn him
loose, and be done with it? And
don't you wish that, once in a
while they'd stop playing bongo
in the Congo?
Sometimes I become so bored
with the monotony of our daily
fare of science, murder, violence
and hatred, that I'm driven to read-
ing the used car ads and the real
estate 'ads for some light enter-
tainment.
* * *
It isn't the fault of our news-
paper people and our television
newscasters, I guess. They do a
conscientious job, on the whole,
and make a desperate effort to
extract some sense from the sound
and fury that make up our world.
But they simply can't keep the
stuff continually alive and vital
for us. We've had too much of
it. We're saturated, After a week
of watching the greatest comedian
in the world, we'd be yawning un-
til the tears spurted.
Few of us could listen to even
such great talents as Elvis Presley
fore more than 10 or 12 hours at
a stretch. People who are inter-
ested in bird -watching don't nec-
essarily want pigeon pie for ev-
ery meal.
And that's what is wrong with
the ordinary Gus or Gert. That's
why our keen, intelligent Canadian
housewives read the slightly vici-
ous columns by young women who
offer advice to the lovelorn, rath-
er than the latest from Laos. That's
why the cream of our Canadian
manhood may be found with its
head buried in the comics or sports
page, rather than the editorial
page.
We all know we should be con-
cerned over China, riled about
Russia, upset with the U,S., brown-
ed off with Britain, vexed with
Venezuela and having conniptions
over Cuba.
But we can't do it. We're pul-
verized with world affairs, after.
two decades of war, hot and cold,
bombs, atom and hydrogen, and
wind, mostly hot. Even the first
story about a landing on the moon
will likely elict no more than a
bored "And about time, too," from
us,
This was the frame of mind I
was getting into lately, and I had
almost ceased to use the daily
paper for anything more than
swatting bees and wrapping gar-
bage.
But I was saved by a couple of
stories in the newspapers that
revived my faith in human nature
and in the world as an interesting
place to live, not merely a grim
and gloomy sphere whirling -about
in the dust of man's destiny.
* * *
The first story contained a state-
ment from a Mr. Samuel Shenton,
secretary of the Flat Earth So-
ciety. He said flatly that these
astronauts—Gagarin of Russia and
Shepard of the U.S.--could not go
into orbit, because there is no
such thing.
If Gagarin thought the earth
was round, during his satellite
trip, said Mr. Shenton, he was
simply repeating an error man-
kind has been making ever since
Columbus, •He added: "Humanity
has been brain -washed by scien-
tists into the round earth theory."
Well, all I can say is: "That's
telling them, Mr. Shenton." More
power to you and the Flat Earth
Society. For years, we've been
swallowing everything the scien-
tists tell us, without a question.
I've never been convinced, my-
self, of that story about the earth
being round, and I'm glad to see
some healthy scepticism about it.
And if the earth is warmed by
the sun, how come it's so cold in
winter? And what became of the
Garden of Eden? And why are
women so hard to get along with?
You see? The scientists have
been telling us a lot of stuff about
light rays and neutrons, but they
shy away from the important
things.
* * *
The second story to cheer me
up was the one about the teen-
agers at Blind River. As they pull-
ed away from a service station, the
attendant saw a human hand stick-
ing out of the trunk of the car, He
alerted police and they threw up
road -blocks all over the place.
They nabbed the young men, but
couldn't find the body. The lads
were fined for creating a public
mischief. That stunt tickled me,
though I'm not keen on practical
jokes.
Then I thought of the day a
friend and I were out trout fish-
ing, recently. We stood, up to our
breast -bones in ice water, in the
middle of a vast swamp created
by a beaver darn. We couldn't tell
whether we were fishing in the
stream, or just in flooded fields.
And we were happy as pigs, call-
ing quietly to each other that "this
is the life."
As long as people are still able
to deny that the earth is round,
to pretend that they have a body
in the trunk of the car, and to
delude themselves into fishing,
where no trout has ever trod,
there's hope for the old, news -
weary world.
(Prepared by the Research Staff
of Encyclopedia Canadiana)
'Where Is Committee Bay?
Committee Bay is quite a large
body of water, about 150 miles
long and from 50 to 75 miles wide,
on. the Arctic coast of the Cana-
dian mainland, between Melville
Peninsula and Simpson Peninsula,
north of Hudson Bay. It was nam-
ed by Dr. John Rae, Hudson's Bay
Company surgeon and Arctic ex-
plorer, in 1847 after the committee
of the Hudson's Bay Company.
* * *
Who Were the Earliest Arctic
Explorers?
From early in the 16th century
there had been rumours of a sea
lying to the north of Labrador.
The entrance to such a -sea is
clearly marked on a Portuguese
map of 1570. In 1576 Martin Fro-
bisher discovered the bay that
bears his name. In 1585 John Dav-
is discovered Davis Strait. It was
not until 1602, however, that Hud-
son Strait was discovered by Geo.
Weymouth, who penetrated 100
leagues into the Strait. Eight years
later Henry Hudson sailed through
the strait into Hudson Bay and ex-
plored part of that vast inland
sea, only to be cast away by mut-
ineers. He was followed by others
who carried on the work he had
begun. Sir Thomas Button visited
Hudson Bay in 1612, Jens Munk,
(a Dane) in 1619 and Luke Foxe
and Thomas James in 1631. Wil-
liam Baffin made five voyages to
the Arctic between 1612 and 1616
and in the latter year reached in
Baffin- Bay the latitude of 77 de-
grees, 44 minutes, farther north
than any other navigator was to
reach for 200 years.
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THE BIBLE TO -DAY
When material disasters strike
some areas of the' world many
people lose all their possessions.
One of the consequences of the
flooding, in January, of the north-
ern suburbs of Amsterdam, called
Tuindorp, Oostzaan, when some
10,000 inhabitants were driven from
their houses, was that many lost
their Bibles.
The Netherlands Bible Society ac-
cording to its custom in such cases,
enabled the local churches to re-
place these lost Bibles with new
copies without cost to the people.
Another project of this Society
is the production of a "Spoken
Bible" by recording portions of the
Bible on magnetic tape, for the
use of the blind. A part of the
Psalms has been recorded and ar-
rangements are being made to re-
cord other parts until the whole
Bible is recorded on tape. These
tapes will be available for the use
of the blind without cost.
Suggested Bible Readings
Sunday—Proverbs, 8; 1-36.
Monday—Deuteronomy, 5: 1-21.
Tuesday—Isaiah 35: 1-10. .
Wednesday—Isaiah 40: 1-31.
Thursday—Isaiah 55: 1-13.
Friday—Jeremiah 31; 1-19, 23-34.
Saturdaf—Romans 8; 1-39.
When bid Immigration From
Greece Begin?
Except for occasional refugees
from the Greco -Turkish conflict of
1821-29, there was little Greek im-
migration to North America until
1891, when poverty resulting from
crop failure induced movement to
the New World. Greek immigra-
tion to Canada began as an off-
shoot of the larger migration to
the United States at the time. In
1871 there were only 39 Greeks
in Canada, and even as late as the
turn of the century there were
fewer than 300. By the beginning
of the First World War, however,
their numbers had risen to nearly
4,000 and at the beginning of the
Second World war had passed 10,-
000. Since the war immigration
has been much greater than at any
previous time and the number is
now probably well in excess of
25,000.
It's the .
LAW .
The Jurors' Act, R.S.O. 1960,
c 1992 s 9$ (1), provides:
"Ifa person having been
duly summoned and returned
to serve as a juror upon an
inquest or inquiry before a
sheriff or coroner, does not,
after being openly called three
times, appear and serve, the
sheriff, coroner or commission-
ers may impose -such fine, not
exceeding $20, upon the per-
son making default as is deem-
ed proper."
A McDUFF OTTAWA REPORT
KENNEDY'S BOLD APPROACH
OTTAWA—President Kennedy's
visit to Ottawa was billed by the
briefing officers and bureaucrats
as one of "easy informality". One
even made a point of the fact both
the President and Prime Minister
Diefenbaker sat in rocking chairs
for their private conference in the
East Block.
Nonetheless, this was a confer-
ence characterized by solid discus-
sion of issues, of sober delibera-
tion and consultation on the grave
problems that confront the West-
ern World.
Unlike President Eisenhower be-
fore him, President Kennedy did
not mouth mere platitudes.
He is young and vigorous, and
he is obviously impatient for ac-
tion, Canadian action.
Thus he did not shy away from
asking Canada point-blank to join
the Organization of American
States, the inter -American body
which for years has held a chair
open for Canadian participation.
"Your skills, your resources,
your judicious perception at the
council table—even when it differs
from ours," said the President,
"are all needed throughout the
inter -American community.
"Your country and mine are
partners in North American af-
fairs. Can we not now become
partners in inter -American af-
fairs?"
To say the least, it is not usual
for visiting heads of States to at-
tempt to sway public opinion in
the host country to any particular
course of action. That President
Kennedy bluntly sought Canadian
participation in OAS is not lost on
Canadian policy -makers.
This subject of OAS has caused
much soul-searching in the Capi-
tal, particularly in the face of what
has happened in Cuba. In retro-
spect, it is entirely conceivable
that Canada, as a member of OAS,
might have headed off the trouble
in Cuba.
Canada, as a member of OAS,
would not have openly supported
and abetted the regime of Batista.
The U.S. did, and Castro and many
Cubans will not soon forget it.
President Kennedy also told
Canadians he is not entirely satis-
fied with our contribution to the
underdeveloped nations of the
world. He has embarked on a
great campaign to have the nations
of the Western Alliance put up at
least one per of their Gross
National Product as their contribu-4
tion to overcoming poverty and ig-
norance.
He also told Canadians he wants
the NATO nations to increase the
strength and mobility of their arm-
ed forces under NATO command.
These are matters of grave im-
portance.
Canadian and U.S. views on
them, as on many other matters,
are not always in complete, harm-
ony, but it is an encouraging sign
that the political leaders of our
two nations can discuss them pub-
licly, as well as in secrecy.
President Kennedy's visit has
had another purpose. It has dem-
onstrated to some of our`political
leaders that they may have gone
too far in preaching the cause of
anti -Americanism. The Warmth of
his welcome in Ottawa, a city that
takes an obtuse pride in ignoring
world leaders, is a firm indication
of the close ties that bind Canada
and the U.S. In the face of such
warmth, anti -Americanism' is ex-
posed as poor political currency.
It may be the warmth was for
the President and- his wife, and
not for the policies of the United
States on some matters in which
we are in conflict. But to most
Canadas the President is the
U.S.A., and support of him auto-
matically becomes support of the
U.S.A,
If the Kennedy visit reversed
the trend toward anti -Americanism
on the part of Canadian politicians
it will have more than justified it-
self, completely apart from any
accord reached in talks between
the two leaders.
From all the evidence, there was
more honest disagreement than ac-
cord, on many of the topics rais-
ed during the discussions.
The Diefenbaker Government has
been cutting down on foreign aid,
not increasing it; our foreign aid
contributions are far below Presi-
dent Kennedy's goal of one per
cent of the GNP. As far as the
OAS is concerned, the Government
is wavering, but keeps asking for
an expression of public opinion
before making up its mind.
On the subject of a buildup of
conventional arms in NATO, there
is again no firm support from Can-
ada. On the integration of the two
trading blocks in Western Europe,
our policies are poles apart.
* * *
Capital Hill Capsules
One of the subjects discussed be-
tween President Kennedy and Mr,
Diefenbaker was that of Canadian
acquisition of nuclear warheads,
President Kennedy, like Eisen,
hower, wants Canada to acquire
them. He told the House of Com-
mons "we must make certain that
nuclear weapons will continue to
be available for the defence of the
entire (NATO) area." And that
includes Canada. One hopeful
sign; he indicated the U.S. is will-
ing to amend its firm stand against
sharing control of nuclear war-
heads.
* *
Insiders are wondering if Sena-
tor Brunt went too far in threat-
ening Liberal senators with a Fed•
eral election if they failed to pass
the Government's new tariff legis.
lation. One report has it he was
roasted by the PM. Brunt and the
PM are very close.
* * *
A big battle may be shaping up
over the Government's decision to
bar the Great Lakes -St. Lawrence
system to Commonwealth coasting
vessels. The change will inevitab-
ly result in higher charges for
moving grain to export points on
the St. Lawrence.
A SMILE OR TWO
In a remote country village a
new letter -box had been put up,
and caused a great deal of com-
ment among the village children.
"I think it belongs to the doc-
tor," argued Jimmy. -
"No, it ain't," shouted Tommy.
"It's by the church door so it must
be the rector's." i
"Darn," cried Bitty, scornfully.
"It ain't the rector's. Read what it
says on it: :No collection on Sun-
days'."
IN THE YEARS AGONE
Interesting items gleaned from
The Expositor of 25, 50 and
75 years ago.
From The Huron Expositor
May 22, 1936
John Daly, son of Mr. and .Mrs.
J. F. Daly, Seaforth, has been ap-
pointed postmaster at Beresford
Lake, Manitoba. His appointment
will mark ',the first post office to
be established in the district.
A young deer was seen on the
farm of Mr. R. F. McKercher in
McKillop on Sunday.
Magistrate Makins on Tuesday
afternoon at Seaforth fined two
Tuckersmith men and one Stan-
ley man for having bass in their
possession out of season.
The greens of the Seaforth Lawn
Bowling Club have been chosen as
the scene of the district lawn bowl-
ing competition for 1936, it was
announced this week.
Alex Thompson, 12 -year-old son
of Mrs. James Thompson on the
Mill Road, is in Scott Memorial
Hospital,following an accident on
Wednesday, when he was run over
by a disc harrow on his mother's
farm.
G. S. McLaren and R. S. Fletcher,
Toronto brokers, charged with for-
gery of a number of bonds, al-
legedly missing from the Huggard
vault here, will appear before
Magistrate J. A. Makins in Gode-
rich police court.
A meeting of officers, directors
and members of all Horticultural
Societies in Huron County, =was
held in the Board Room of the
Agricultural Office in Clinton re-
cently.
Dr. J. A. Munn attended the den-
tal convention in Toronto this
week.
Miss Fennell, Miss Sally Wood
and Miss Ruth Thompson spent the
weekend in Niagara Falls.
Mr. Stewart Plant, Faculty of.
Medicine, University of Toronto,
is home for some holidays.
Mrs. G. Weir, who spent the win-
ter at Anderson, South Carolina,
has returned to her hone here
for the summer months.
Rev, C. A. Malcolm, Mrs. Mal-
colm, Mrs. Hugh Chesney and Mrs.
R. E. McKenzie were in London on
Wednesday to hear Dr. Kagawa,
the great Japanese orator.
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From The Huron Expositor
May 26, 191.1
Miss Mabel Govenlock, daughter
of Mr. and Mrs. J. R. Govenlock,
who has been at Sararac Lake,
New '!fork State, for the past year
or so in the interests of her health,
has returned home very much im-
proved.
The m4ny friends of Mr, rrank
McQuaid, of McKillop, were sorry
to learn that he has completely
lost his • sight after being troubled
with his eyes for a couple of years.
The weather for the past week
has been hot enough for any per-
son; in fact, for so early in the
season, it has been uncomfortably
hot.
Cardno Bros. have given up bak-
ing their ownbread, but have ar-
ranged to get bread in Stratford
to supply their customers.
On Friday noon, fire started in
the kitchen of C. E. Smith's house,
but was extinguished before fire-
men got to- the house.
Mrs. Brown, who has been
spending the winter with her
mother,..Mrs. John Killorah, leaves
this week on a trip to the Old
Country. She will accompany Mr.
William Prendergast, who goes to
join his family who have been
Europe for some months.
Mrs. James Kerr, McKillop, left
on Friday last for a trip to Ottawa
and other eastern points.
The celebration in connection
with the opening of the new
church at St. Columban commenc-
ed with a concert on Wednesday.
The plans of the new Seaforth
post office were exhibited in the
lobby of the post office on Satur-
day afternoon and Monday morn-
ing to give people an opportunity
to gain an idea of what the pro-
posed building will look like.
Mr. G. F. Rogers, B.A., principal
of Seaforth Collegiate Institute,
has decided to stay in Seaforth
another year.
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From The Huron Expositor
May 21, 1886
Mr. McCash has purchased from
Mr. Richard Common, the house
on John Street, recently occupied
by Mr. Sleeth, Jr.
Five hundred of the young cat-
tle purchased by Mr. Thomas Gov-
enlock
ovenlock for a Northwest ranching
company, were shipped from var-
ious stations in this county this
week,
Mr. Thomas Downey has sold his
pair of Clear Grit driving horses
to Mr. Ed. McNamara, of Lead -
bury, for $250.
Mr. John Lyons has the contract
of erecting a two-storey brick resi-
dence for Mr. John Weir on the -
lots he recently purchased.
Messrs. Van Egmond's sons
have received the diploma and
bronze medal recently awarded
them for their goods at the Ant-
werp exhibition.
The District Conference of the
Methodist Church was held in this
town Monday and Tuesday.
The severe frosts on Sunday and
Monday nights has done consider-
able damage to early vegetables
and fruits.
The Methodist congregation of
town have extended a call to Rev.
Mr. Howell, of Owen Sound, to be-
come their pastor for the next
year, and he has consented, sub-
ject to the action of the Station-
ing Committee.
-Mr. McKinley, of the Huron` Rd.,
McKillop, is erecting an addition
to his residence, which when com-
pleted will make it as neat and
comfortable as any on the road.
Mr. Robert Fulton, of Egmond-
ville, one of the pioneer business-
men of this 'section, having de-
termined to remove to the United
States, will sell his entire pro-
perty by auction.
Master William Sloan, who has
been salesman in Mr. Jamieson's
store for several years, leaves here
next week for Shanghai, China, to
join his father, who is a practising
physician there.
A SMILE OR TWO
A wealthy contractor liked to
know all about the employees who
toiled in his vast business. One
day he came upon a new young
man who was dexteriously count-
ing out a large wad of the firm's
cash into pay envelopes.
Where did you get your finan-
cial training, young man?" he ask -
'ed.
"Yale," replied the young man,
"Goothe
contractor. g�And will you tell me
your name?"
"Yackson."
All the circus folk were�y�g ley-
ing. over the death of 1 'i>ile,. a
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very old performing elephant of
whom they were fond. One man
was taking it much harder than
the others.
Cheer up, fella," said the aerial-
ist "grieving won't bring her back.
Why take it so hard?"
"You'd take it hard too if you
had to dig' her grave with the
temperature at 90 degrees!"
"How far is it to the next fill-
ing station?" the •driver asked a
farmer.
"Nigh onto two miles as the
crow flies."
"Wel, how far Is it if the crow
has to walk and roll as fiat tire?'"