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Lucknow Sentinel, 1893-08-11, Page 3• SIDE:MOTS O PARIS. End L Of the Season, alld ay • ..L.Oteiti4 -Rade(.0stto.loarists: F414-- :cOST-UME- - ilitztiing a Corpse_ A Gay old irrineess and . Hee mkear and Dumb:seventenyeareld heterions statrinio4fal Adve tnress and Her Assortnielo, Of Husbands.. PAitis) TRAGGLERS left. behind. the exedui Of polite , society - 43— . which has _set in .are busily engaged- --in packing up and hur- rying away into the. es -Aunty and to - the , oft seaside -1the. Bois de Boulogne is _ already quite de- serted and' -the- city 41/0ff wears the Usual- -ft aspect of; Melon- . from at,:thiet time of the year,. it always -euffers. -• -.. • The Aced tp. the prciper_tz4n-g to do, hia-Ve for the Most part betaken themselves to .that. p_artiof the:Normandy coastthatlieS.-- - be- tween Trouville, Deativille and DiVesi, to go through what is ;termed the ‘‘ Nerinandy hose-rachig campaign," at Deauville, 'Caen, 00b011ig Sncl Dieppe, broken up With ceuese of %Atte for , gentlemen,. and -petits t'itev:tatx lutleodie;s4 at the various catittee. geotAky number.wito. favor the country In preferstice -to-the coast have gone ts the - banks: of the Matte,. the .siceuery- along which.: is far -prettier than anything:: the Seine -can . produce. - On the. :-Alariaer- the ,,notiere as Well as the catiotier tee to :be Met wttth, and.the'part that -Griner pleye .on the =water does- not-inerely contibitin steering. She iowe end often row s What., she -is particularly -partial to when. she is Unite at home -at the' and is prettyud well built, is Sculling , on the sliding' _seat _with glorious' Man lounging On . a •allselifs -skin in front of her and -watching her grace. ful movements" as .ish6 bends. forward and throws. herself well.back While; he- keeps: the beat'S head in the proper cottime-- The con, trast between: the figure of the frail girl • doing all the Work and. that 'of the powerful male .- doing .next to nothing,' .renderis _the piettire particularly fetching,, beeauss .one is so accustomed. tie see the respective positions revers:4,e e • z • • . • . • . ..NEAT LITTLE -BLACK SCTIN PANTIES. • _ - . _ - - Her costume is extremely plattiresque and - Somewhat artistic. On _shore she wears a. skirt, in order to obey the -police regula, 'dons by which the fair ter are ferbidden. to - sport the masculine gl.pants".; -.bat when she is once In the boat she casts that 74ff In 'a.* ,moment, and.: appears in a costume that • Would shock the., most liberal:minded Anieri- ,ean girl.. •Bledieleather shoee With buckles; . bleak- stockings, Week Satin breeches, full about the thighs. and battening -tight to the- . leg below the knee n flAnner shirt; and • white beret, the rnost= approved costume oi„the Marne rowing girl„; .and • apart 'froin looking very pretty; it. is delightfully' ham- - f or table and cos& When she - gees . *here,. she slips the skirt:on again, aed.: she has generally. a. serge 'jack° a With her She is In _ approptiatesponntry attire ab once: • " -A.DITEeert:"RES OF .A CORPSE.. • . , • Near Asnieres,77-ontsicle the. city, there is a - pines, .ia . Mid -Seine , called the eIle _dee • esibbaufe, where A series Of raost,'sertsational incidttite.bsta just. ecc-urrecl. -A man named Dufour, .two of _.his frierde . and- yeeng - woman Therese Duel:sun had been imung thernseivesi on the island during the evening, and all had dined together in the open air, as -is the duets:Ma, .the :Warm Weather; of Many Parisians. •.Ttes viands and: *Met Were. despatched amid-. _great deaf of gayety, hub letee on a quarrel arose between Dufour. and _ ThS. young -Woman 'scratched the Man's -face. _;• he -re- • torted by giving her a- blow with ;his whereupon she rushed to .the . river -and • jumped: in. As night- was. coming on fast, -the bargenien,- who had - been rrequisitioned by Defoue and hie friends,. had great- ilia- eulty in finding the bedy With their grape piing-. hooks... Eveetually. the grueeome. labcr havibeen. subeesSfully terminated, a" coffin-,anef. art were provided by the coin-• - missark of police at Asnieres, who had. been einforined of. the. affair, and the remains were ee?•,.be conveyed to Saint Onen.: - _HUNTING '•A TOOFF4,1',. As the vehicle 'carrying the -dismal Ilour th.eu Was being. driven. aiOng the Asulares Quay the lionise .took fright evve-Ved- aTie ti fel!. intit Voile Sane. a-rwajaco-,-- .and. driver indthole with • .lifi&-Dtifour and a policeman. . .The three Linen swam Safely' to shore._ after they had been ceeried out e _considerable. distance the horse sank to the : bottoin with the veh4cle and the coffin floated away in mid-- • stream' Bargemen had again to be called' upon. 16i assistanee,.. and they pub iitit in. their beau. inistdet to eapture the tvidch, they ffdevied, using torches to'. light •up the-reaChlA - of the river in their weird . (OW; - -1.-At..140gth they carne Sup With. the .11 oWer; oftheir _heerch,- and towed -it -safely ashori: A -nevi vehicle had. -then to . be hatrcd for the.pui pose of -conveying the body to ite. destination at •Saint-Ouen.• . . A PRINCESS:AND HER DUMB LOVER. The -Usual" midsummer *caudal bes. . „ • aleng•punctnelly up :to time. This year It- IS anlaristaeratio: old _ woman who has -die- eeingtiished. herself; She is 62.years. of age -end resides 1in .- the .Avenue. de la -.Grande -Armee, .1- Her little venal :effendi. has• in carrying Off in --breed daylight "a • yeung•man of seventeen yeers of age, who is ot-the plinths, at the deaf - and dumb in-- - sisit-ution Rovat.. The old .heroine of thisz -romantic escapade is no less a person than the Princess de Beandon, -who -for the leet meal' has: been, at. the bathe at Royete inost chatitabW and good person Who is. • Prodigal in . good • works. She was -Most • isherat in her gifts_ to the establishment:of the deaf endeduMbe the went in :end out when she likedeappeiring- reticle interested wieh,: and: . Who upon to confide h care... This little unexpected finale. . • taken in is a pu eliquiry is ping t • le at_ _last "wag prevailed r soh to the resat lady's -romance had quite" an The young men • thus 11 of .thse. Province.' An , be made into the aft*, when he will be obliged to leeve.the .atmis �f his -old charmer, the ptincess and - re-enter the 'every -day drudgereeof ell • college.. At Present the gay 'old dowager has her mute pleythhig cenceaied _ in her house here In Paris, and she sweari she, will die first before she, parts with him or • what there is left of him by the time the Police effect his rescue, for the princels' sorvants state that their mistress kisees and hugs the pool' yeenthealmoet to suffocation; Some doubts as to -the princess' sanity are entertained, . . . ASisvgicTerits. STATRTSIONIAL.17:14AGQ• ieeciaMe-Demontier, sites Ageplen,eilias Palmer, one of the mast notorious reatri- Menial- swindlers , of the ?pooh,. has-been. condemned to. three years' irneris.onment by: the Paris:Correctional Chainber. Career has been sheetilerlY "adventurous- one, and She has. had many husbands. •According to the &Halal report of her !Strange eveetful hes tory she was fiest'inerrieci.-in. 1883 to 1Feenchman tied Was speedily divorced: She then started the advertisement trick kit the .purpose of obtaining weelehy• suitors,- .who .sveta to he in:chided to give her -handeome preeents,..aed afterwards to be shiken. -eft Madanie Agopien, as • she first. -called here -elf, was a" .widow el A. Cahebantineples banker, elect she thus inveigled - A - Belgian, Wheal she tostried widen six years "limning away ftenielim • seen as possible sifter the. wedding and leaving:Jilin _aimed pennileits. , • • • . •i SHE PLATS A -HIGH GAME., T4ie was her first -TWO "peers ieter she deluded. another - enbjecb of _King Leopold, -to tehoni she had represented; herself as the Widew-,of a .wealthy -English- mint She had an accompliceln the pertion of the Baleen's • owe brother, With - whoin- she _Went; to Ronie &net hiving netted. $12,000 by ehik merrlage, Hiving !spent . a great deal of her ill.gottea gains in the bereal City-, the adventures again advere eised for a huseancle dekeribing- herself as a . Venlig. Belgian lady,. 26 years 'Ode With -.$600,000 of fortune, and desirous of meeting a- French or 13elglan engineer. tell,. fair haired and. aistingue.- • The advertisement was ! answered by . :a :gentileman,e .also, wonderful to redateea-Belgtan, Who took the train to Rome, saw the lady and fell in love with her at first sight. _ • - • . • - GETS CAUGHT ON THE LAST TURN. . _ Uafarbunitelk there was. a -erandmoeher In the way, Was "represented•- to .the - 'amorous* young ittan as. 'a* most hasineks.-tike person who -needed ostensible and indubitable proofs of the sib:solute in.. dependence and subsbantiste.prosperity Of the candidate for the. hand of her grand- daughter. :The young mon delis:ire:tined to Wed the lovely. widow,. returned to .13rue- eels, -realized-hie available . proPeeby and &Rain aped to - Rome, *here he pub nearly $:35;000 122-., the hands: of.* the. ceareting Madame Palmer, as - the called hereelf thee,And who Stated that she intended to -deposit the money in tho Benk, of England. Shortly after ".that Madame Pithier disap. peered hitt was run eearbh by the debec- tiVese e She had been previonsily cenvieted as Maclaine Agoplane and the addition -to her sentence lefb her apparently' indifferent+. THE VENICE OF TB!' EAST.-. -Something About the Wei- CIO Covered • • By the French. . Bangkok, the capital.. of -Siam,. which was menaced by the Front:she:18 'Olmsted- .on both." sides eot the. river Menem, about 20 mi les • from the . sea. - • e Bingkok le tailed the." Venice of : the" , Eeetes ' The Streets are in • many-1434es traversed hy•canaleand the houses.r.aised On while alarge path of the population dwell in floating houses.' moored along the ✓ iver in tiers three or four deep: The eueleue of the .Citjf Oil the. easeern hankie surrounded by a wall 30 feet highandor 12 feet thick, relievedbyfiuMeronstowers and : bastions', lint the reit of ..the oity •titretches: -irrektilarly for full: seven miles -along each side of the river, and : in -some places attains _neatly es:groat! a• breadth— the Menam itseltbeing; about- a quarter of la - mile &Croke- " • - z • - ee • • -. . 'Ail the ordinary "hitildenge are cemposed of wood or s.bamboo Wont, but the temples and palaces - of more mind consertection and are "gorgeously ornamented. -. e- The ;temples are of 'great richness, floored with mite of silverandstored 'With nionu*- ments and . In •one " of them . -is famous -jasper etatue of Buddha. The popu- latiOn of Bangkok • is about 500,000, -shone hall of Whem.are-Chinese. * 'Siam has -a -standing army Of, 12,000 men,. and has a -population efo,00moo-- draw fromin-the event of weir. seme extent offiNr"-' ' The.Frazer Axle Grease.. Itt. now recognieed as the :standard axle -crease of the United State!! -is sold inevery State and coenty in the Union,- and is • day witheue -a rims/. Soetnivereally Is this face reeognized that numerous Imitations •have been made, all claiming. tO be as -good • ehe Feezer,.thiis Virtually -Admitting. its superiority, -Some imitators even using the name to. pielni off a..sperioue ; yet as every paekage.betirs onr triad° meek, defilers and- consulters-WM be Able -to distinguish :the gennine from the lmitetioe,- and. thus ptetece theieseleresi against the -intended Freud. • Frazer Litbelcaeor -NOW York tied Chicago.- For !ale by jobbers. Turned -Into Owls. . The hi,lojeves believe that all who die and , are nob. bretnated ate turned into owls, and when- they heir- the dismalscreeph of oneof -the above 'named creatures- of the night they tell you that ib is the spirit- Of some dead Mojave whe has returned to advise his people to -submit to the ordeal of Eke. When one of the tribe dies his relatives and 'im- mediate -friends de not eel salt. or - Wadi themselves- for font days. • Natural vS. - era, - !LOS. LIN CAN RE MADE, - • _ •.et, ee. leyr.eneetth, -the.Texas Experimenter, . - • Tells How It Dose. -I • - " is .certain that tain canAefeattited by forth, ,who aonducitede the .• experiments at rainmaking for the -Goiernmenle two iseare ego to a New york Times- reporter ae4lee Astior Hens! "1 do:nobMake any predictions- as to • the -general madame. nor. arr..* I Interested 'Se cent' per- sonaIlyen thee question, hitt as te" matter Of cold:face,- besed on My oxperinients, I know that taiwcan be produced. • . The re -glen in -TexaS where: we - - ducted .00 experiments was moett,erid one. . The -earth r. was .percihed,. and.. not e tees was in eight. 'When -we etarbed for _ . . • • Our -destinetion, twenty-three - miles from heidleiede . a hot wind was blowing.......s.the elite etWeitty-five miles an hour: Thee "current of air extended upward ab�ub te00.- feet; and eveie --if * :there hide haste rain above lb ib could nob "hales. reached: earth. '- : : • , ; eitp!osione en Mitt -air" said . G." Dyren- *"- The •situation wits about that of . a thee - • latindry.- Rein could no more have reaOlied. the'eSirth than the Opine: 'in- the - laundry Could eiollect on•tha'sbotre." • By Sendieg. tip belloone., filled With." ex- plosevegeses thie current'. was broken iup, eted the . Molibure ewhicih -getheead Above ciatne to the ter* _It •wai;thsefleeti gee* ". rain in eighteen months. - "Mae deduction IltaVe,diawn fron2 Ont. experiments Is neWi I believe, and acco4bs :for. the fact, imbed at the time; . that • eain Arab- fele on theelperiz en. at -considerable die- ibanee froet the paint. Of the;explosiou." • "Why Was this- r. ••' - _ " When tee oeenrred - an On- _menu-. Vacuum was formed. elneo this " tee air came rushing. in. all . directiOos.' =The • - I currents came : with- • an :unequal- " velocity, and the - result was- the ferimatiozi of epiralyortex..- The' entrente began cireling around, - Wish the -point •: -• of: - -explosion -• the - eenteite--an • "immense Welch encked up the parades of miiisbura In ellose.strata. where they existed and brought ,• teentewhere they : might -felt before- they were burned up • by: the lieetecienerentee. The moiStitte.Cirmilated On;:the -.larger ,alicle i•of the:egret; as eawattets ,or. sticks tlinwn. to- ward • a- whirlpool make the • larger ,eircilee first, .This, . -1: accOunte'fer. the fleet rain always felling at a ciletance,' • ". "-I have no doubt that ratneitakieg will be earried-on heportione of the cenntry ties practical thing. ..lucee*--diseigneceeleatieer nieebanioal .applianoee then. We had. • • Meek dependsonthese. •The -eppetatue for. the . . manufacture of - 'hydrogen e may . be nuieh • more simple- and eager, of transportation than those We used; and --.I have devised an .14PPAriktus for this which is not much unlike an oidinary'sprinklingedails in its. Outward appeerande.- . may be taken anywhere 'that a-font,Wheele& vehiele ean be " ctre wit." BRIDES MUST BMW. The Reporters Say So, :therefore They 11)9 - Blush—in-Print: • ' . . The phrase "a bliteleing brede "%lies come to be a mere figurative 'expression inappilaible to the. serenely. self-pesseseed young- woman who forms the centre di attraction au. the modern fashionable wed- ding. grendinother, In order to bah*** becomingly; cultivated the : utilised! r-poesibbs she/nese of :deineenot,„ bet a- doh* Of .gene- ketionsi hive -obis:lewd all that,- the. -modern. bride-. exhileibe a-plecid .. composure that would -have been frowned upon :tinnieie cifelly- a hall century ko.'. At a: recent wedding in Washington, says Sate, Trield!si pialier, the:bride sheiVedinoritthan the netit4 lack Of trepidation.: :The ahuice was- filled With a brilliant • company," and. fresh- the niament of hee.entrence elie knew hereeU to he thecynosureof every -eye,' but she,: went theengle the ceremony .ase- if • kiing *Larded Were an evekyday-eacurienceeto-be regarded • with istdifference,.if not with positive die-. dairt.e The...elitneit was reached when; lean, *Mg 1' . her " husband's arae, . she passed through the doorway leading to the- vesti- bule.Jueb inside elio deer &mod a group of friesds—young *onion who hadarrivedtoo late to he eceommodeted With:sesta beyond the. iribbon. • Poking on the threnhelti knowing well teet every eye in the ahtirch•Wal lent 'Upon her; ;the bride . de- liberately leaned lesWerd her Wends and whispered loud enough- lei heard :- the bystanders: " Chteperen yeti:girls-nett seSson. .• •, Hard to Conquer. There's the girl where stuck on fencing,_ and the_ girl 'who's just commencing to be somewhat interested in -the art of self-defence; - • Thereeithe girl good at ridine • the girl who takes tin .4.-eee-e419 et .ta •'kW:1W* --fvno-ii fond . Of Showing a • Markmanship astounding in a person -ot her sex ; • Ther Is the girl w.ho's always toady, withee nerve both Atue and steady, when, wofal dangers -threaten or difficulties Ot. vex;•. Bub eipite the manly carriage and the . op -en scorn of marriage, which the, -independent. lacliest seesn to think - so" You iii-ley?penriehea,p'ee he[Ve noted t.hate they're ". very seldom cetioleide hatinfi lost •,-cotapletely their- .:-_inherent feat. . of Mice. IS IS A YAINKEE STORY. %wire= Taken to Ire* York in TOvi Of a Tug. OANADTAN GOVBENIIENT'S ACTION. • The stanchlieble steamer South Portland, which Pilots "Johnnie!' .O'Brien' -cane the luckieet • grafi • sliest, says the New York Herakl, crept.. down th *Sound And into wit, yesterday with- th „ German steamer Virandrehris in tow. e - The Wandrahm broke' her baker on .Apple Island, in -the St. Lawrence, early in may. She Was towed to .Peint Levis, Quebec, for repairs. . A. Canadian coneraetor .said it wouldetitko a year's work ••and $250,000 to make her seaworthy, •and his . mem added-. .) - that,if Alley didn't repair her no one . eke 'load. - • • -". ] -- . • " They Were -wrong; The South Poeticised his 111b: -131043kACIO - twice hi her. day to carry .arme and:ammunition to Hayti -ens, - and' her skipper, Captain Johnsen, WA man -calculated -to upee6 the calculationii of landsmen. . - : • - I.. • Harenephasized :the -face Seine days ago when he steamed . down the St.- Lawrence with the Wandraliin in tow' ran. the pats and Stripes to his MIZZ911 top, beide. a edeel. sive farewell to three hendred angry French- Canadians and began his perilous " joirsiey thretigkefifteen hendred milee of stormy water.- . . • . -- • - ' i --. The -German-shipis a HaMbutgAnterieen liner of 1,922 tons. She is new and bieilt of 40361. She left Hamburg -oreApril 29012 fot Quebec. • .Afeer she) was crippled at Apple 'Bland •the -owners ordered Capt. Porath to her Mewed to Davies' dock at Theinti Levis, . hub when they were told Me. Davies thought she conld-not be repaired in less than. a yeer andethate the eeponee would elmest equal her erighial _cos% they decided to see What Ameriaan contractors. said about it. Mc- Caldin. Brothers, of e this . city, offered to repair - the Wandtahm• In ninety dayb for $67500 and they obtained the ciontraelf. Je,tiiiiss McCeldite Went to Qnobec "With. Capt. John O'Brien and -CepteJohnson, of the South Portland. . When his men at- tempted- te . hire -pumping machinery pow, tractor. Davies refeeed to aid- them in ' any , . . Very well," Mr. McCaldin. said; "we'll import what We need."' . -* yes; was the reply,,1 and pay 25 per isc -cent.- duty On . • - • - • And that's what we did," Said Mr. Mc- Caldin yeiterday.. • . As the -Ariterican wreckers-- began to Com- -plete their preparations tow the Wend. r.alem to sea 300.French-Canacliens who ihad expected . to get_ employment for a year in repairhig•the ship began.. to threaten that she alienist never leave the port.. The aid of therGierman Consul was invoked, and at hia request the Chief of Policie tient a. squid of men to the pier to preserve order. BY. MEANS -.01" Tux •TErilli: . Way •t Identifying the litenntiris of - Persons Burned: , .: s . .. The .1dentificition .of .bodies that. have .been =elated. beyond recognition by the usual rules has until recently been BO diffi- *atilt) that every year -hundreds of bodieel Of ,heroes :have been :consigned ;to. nameless : - .. . . . . graves. ." . • . . Bub a • new .inystem of -identification has been discovered that is as accurate:.' and un- failing -aa is the femme system of measure- ment employellby the Patti police in kep...., ing track of teecriminals of Frew°. It is identification by means o _ the • ieethe It was ifirse suggested and put - • Oticeby a NOW York dentist. For y- , ..lb has: been the oustoin of all first-class _dentists to keep a complebe: chart"! *Of - the teeth of all their eiatiente,:together .with e record of All -fill- ings, removahi or other week done to elle inasticetors. Theee- charts , and records are carefully filed away, and kept as long tits the, patient lives.- A ecimpailson of 8040 al identically -alike, and a celebraeed. Ortest hundred of these : charts :recently made in Ni* York showed_thsei no tweet thein were *made the assertion that the same rule would hold good in. 10,000 cases. • The first and -most noted instance where identification by theteethwuz .made conclesive Was in the case_of -Norcross, the dynandier, who alb, temPted the -life of Ressele Sage, who was bleven to pieces. While a trousers' button farnialied the 'first 'clue to,his identity, it was not -Until hie teeth Weee-examined by hie dentist that the•identity was reekstnied "by the youeg: man's pareeee — Teeendeseedieleilieee . . nil -the charred "!;odieite Were lying at the mWorg, se an old lady', . edentifled by mean:ofildth dentistee chart; illieishig find tg ' hi *laughter... She Was ace In lady's examp e -and Withb:fivPamminnten the Search- of %et missing !wee bellowed be! s_feound andfullY ied by het • fealled there ' in, Iiimily dentist, ITlie Old • others, and in this . way_ nearly , all of ;the were recognized 'viatims of the --holocaust dwe .. 1 and claiined hy their frien se-- - °BO Of:tile, Ykti1318 Of e h cold storage b hi t tli , Why, is it not pessibee to .telentify all.of thiii charred'hodees: now it . the • morgue - *by the muider was identified Tuesday y s oe • The seating Catch. - Improving- the. Oecasi Authentic reports from two-thirds of the pride, the hers, the 'apple of her eye. -Oeet iessels in the Behring See sealheg fleet) show .1 He was the - only SQ11- of hi other the the- hth Iscsk" three :euni.alere Ind that 27,500 skins have been secured. This paieed. . A." And- be: Bute, Pater, and repel. enn‘rkil'bie fc'r enr13' th° ueall°n• 1.111 Globe -Democrat.. terrow what • you can do today.".:i I 44x. • -COliSIDER THE PREACHER'S 1011016.3 •• - When. ;HU Salary Drops From $2,000. troi • Woo vatS mint Up.: • For the -past three - years ,a well .Irstioine :preacher has. been stationed in the'weit-ea4 drawing salary of $2,000 per year and A' free parsonage. It may safely 1$8,•iaid thatr he was liked and hiS ministrations would. hav-e been acceptable for a much I, . period had that been i ailow4ble. At reCent,cOnference he •wee ,remoVed :and uzzilt .sheredistanoe out of 'the .city to a circuit" where 'his .congregation i emnll and thek stipend only .$700 per year. ' will he 'sea by some -that this le riglateriengh,as it gives. that peek and isolated .congregetion the !sere vicee Of an able man to twhicb has as _.juisivie claimas-the rich and leewerful sionetree gation e Very geed, but -7 'whelk abotit . the "preachere? loOkii as though' •there Were iteio muele of - the wheel of fortune ,hitsiness about the -station- lng of miriisters, if that preacher had -had any foreknowledge -of the reduction . of amloory .tialuteartaiiment oppertunity that was .intended •hhn. _does, .anyone ,s sppose that he would have 'ne.gleeted. any leer and: honorable Means:of ..aveiting the set -back! A Man in Stich A ease would :regard it AB et ealairdby he would value the -large .if oa-no•-cither ground,* means. of doing goOd, and he wo oldprefer the wider .field hsee batten:Of-the large usefulness it permitted. If ileaddition to.this he had debts to pay, family for whose 'fttetere he was -eglicksOust and felt that influence I had been used -to • relegate.ThiM to. barren vineyard, Who shill: 'say , 7 - that he would not :frets: and faine, * at his •Iiiiefertues " . is :beyond - • the flioste saintly • ,of .uit to _TacCept. .10:tch .haupsningS teSignodlyl, and: the preacher -will hivehis Own rebellious • ,thoughts dinned ..Into by his wife and family.. lb is unfair to reale-06:a Ibtin from - .two. .thousand ;f4, year fAlt 'moven hundred. When a man acquires the :easy .knack• of spending :the larger -mei; the senaller onse will -never suffice for his wants!, he bee premoher. or what not.1 It is an•••Misoind System; reettiting in :delete., :deficits, .famlier • bickeringeand loss of :grace. - -A* Man -,clezeit Properly preach peace on earth with tinker" tina tailors' Atm:Ding him for ever and invasive, for. bills 'Overdue.: One thing le --sure, he .can't afford • much "ghoetly :coeiforts to the .aforesaid Unite eand 'tailor& They 'won't 7:eilthillie #k all 'under hlt minietrations: Speaking from " experience - I can "say Quit :a Man :does not ,eittrelee • inuCh good from, a -,setimen When teleer. preacliet 1.owes - . him !Morey; When- preaoher -offere. • religion to a ohnrchiultif .his creditere.:n0 . one will •Come .-Up to ..thee penitent ferm: Exhortation " will be be. vain. To the :grocer lb •Will seem that the - -evangel-let is tenting about tea and:sugar the hardware mati will think be In fain. cus1ng:stoves; 'the - ;. tha-. • <4 Undertaker, Wane, *ere patent than olcighence,' more .importantr than . *Alto . training,- is 'the fsolvendy of the clergy. And a preacher :must .be a. !,mighty geed " 'financier -and be itiresb ..have a stesailsAelidied Wife the .doniestfc belance ie to be pre- • nerved:While the' fainilv income 'finetuebee between...v(0 :end 0,0404 The ,pysteoi -ii- ,oemmerolally bad, to Jai ;flaking. Of the 81y pre -silicas it Is sure to engender amoortg , Saintly Mack,'" in uregay Nit*, „ 4 *4 LOA AT maw. A. Doctor's -charming and itemattie leireso. • '`rienee Milweliree. ea- Ars 17theliiwPereekt".Y .Ilittlitia!threemolteteel'iteoArnlyeetfeO7' .of the 'belles' of Milwaukee, 'whose :.ettoge- ment was recently announced, nap a 'writer in the journal of that eibee At the reeve • tion given in Milwaukee iin honor -of the delegates to the contention ,,of phySicians, a young Eastern:physician . met •the young lady of whom.I speak. It was lieeraily basse•of love at first -sight. Hi wrote ,to one of his friends at home that nighe thee! he had -that .evedeg met the girl Whn-would be his.wife Jibe :Could bring about sueli !sp Smite Tee sitme.evening she told -ode ',cif her intimates that she hal at -last iieen who, If he should ask her for her heart sad hand, would not be refesed, She -wail laughed at for; What - was -ogled. her fion- itense. ''The yore* physichin -went to work in A practical Way, csiling Upon the lady% . father the very next- morning- oad tetkng hini plainly -what he hoped. It tor* ,some time to ,father theft the affair .really .ediricit% -*ad *tea he was -convinced, - he, being a ramt.A010,- hives his- Children,: -could - - matter to ill* D- tseiteete eeneve the oldtroTversy e people draNVI 'or fali into love' ? -aloe ia point is..a powerfnl one for the fagtng siteorksi • -The girl has • been really bet' been admired -and ceurted more then fang to the lot °Utile averege vioreen Moroovete,, she is thoroughly woutanly, atfand- -nab AziVea at allto striving for .effeets, ay :tinny of her • - sisters: do. -this day and• gesaeratiem. l'hysicians seemdes tine d to -distance soldiers in the art of haeination.: . cro Aia Plink.* • profession within the month, and in each belles have tbeen won by !MI e. inhere of the case the surrender wits .nte-e "lest th Ati -a fertnight.• - Amateur filardening.. • -led this," said his fond and only parent, as 11 Thela" bat4h aeld hue humght $12 each.4— • she Shut up the pod book—" never put Off!, Seattle "Wash.) special in the St. Lotus " saki PetWith glistening .eyes, - -- "then let's.finisheip •the pudding to-nighee inareina !!'• IllTnidid Beineik. Mr. Do Rich—Se F.ve heard. . • . . Not -Paying ITen.- Mrs.-De. -Rich The . Society Chitehat edited -by a vir6mn, isn't it ? ; Young Wife—Yes, father -always give 3,fri. De ,Rich—I guess she isn't making swig .expensive things when he: makes much money out of It ? She iays : " Lavish presents. disPlays of diagtt?nds• are vulgar." ' I 1 , ausband-,-iSe discovered *when lie gave . • . , And then he went to. the libiery elraew:: neadanie-. that you are- 'seasick - a there. When" it ii gonseeieske eno4ter • Young housswife—jsMes, wact yea to make a little gsrden for MO out in toe hulk yard. Young husband—Going intosmideur gar -- cloning L Young housewife—Yes ;I got some bird- seed this afternoon and I'm going to try te raise some canailee.- 1 you away. 1. - tc .Waltei Bement says " Next nlao� tame, dear LittleVillie---W,hat pi a phonograph'? a cheekier the monthly millinery hilL His mamma --A thing you talk into and I - • • talki back. - - • ; •• - W1111 flh_I thought •that wan. a servant' girl.. • A Slug. lir Bangs—Country life is miseri, tn everytlang, especially; with :the:pupils,. main*. holic and militia. - - &Meng. these -latter. a '-young • man,. When you *see a. messenger bey -running t: Printer; -411, !sort -whole mother she - made ftiends youmayknow that he hai'lost his job. . - slug; Si" ts'sPe.i.‘k• ete-e-eeieeeeeee- 4., three- 'plebe of Ice. in your .. Mouth_ 'encl. ekeeti it '. Piece. After that lie -down and co to el p r * in peace." Hundreds of people hope he .1tubws.- - Spremberg ?ately-celebrated Us millentlial armwmOirsarY., ' ' . : - • She Was4nterested. . = -Husband—Out office boi died to -day, an& think you ought to go tO his funeral. Wife—rd like to :know Why ' Husband—For the last month he has home eating the lunches you'have pill -up for me 11 Made an Impression. City Girl—Lord Nabob* muist have made quite an -impression In this seetion, hel Country Girl—Yes, .indeed, We took him to a picnic, and be sat on's 7 . . The general . ran of nene-after-.the hitt , street ear. 1 Nearly 'half Of the West • Pohtt- cadet* • I wear glasses. - . • [ t A :11 • -N•