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Lucknow Sentinel, 1893-07-28, Page 3-• "A • ' • - of - Erip.oto and.' I. pretty:. _demure little keel's. • Hera they. stand. by the hour, -Waiting to be bidden to f ftlie.deneee-treriiable wallflowers. - One man ! of. influenceelnesociel mittens standsin the -1 centre of the room to see that :all dance in - 1-prettet order and decorum. After the denim tie fireishea lie- pushes his .way. through the •- i -crewel, ctentending of eaCh. Of the dancers•' i the.snin of-, tea. ittenniiige (tWo -canto), at . - t ninsiClans! ifees. :And no. - poesplealioweiter 1 insignificant; -eft-64611i eye; • - n - • . . _ , :SUPERSTITIONS OF .TE:R NATivxs. AN 'IMPERIAL GRIM palm .(1.0KE . The bill room presents , en; 'unusually .i - • • - affectionate -aapecti • Men and • gitieboth- . . „.. . • --- .. . - • . .; ..: telesp each other firmly around the Waist,. rino ROultii0". Indulg.var la' by Wialain 'end press their•ateeks blosely togetter -; if , 'finitzia • atiintitie-gnaint clietontee Of the man be tell, however,. she rests - hott a. I hbabitanls - er the 'Spree -Wild -A" Peep .1 foteliead tigeinet, tie: cheek...-. With the -veldei . , . . • . tete- en-e-inincetal wine 4tel!nr--Ques. 'fail, skirts and ' broad.:head-dteases of -the . . inmaine rienennes Or itile.Lictic aolign4 ' won's*); it wOulcl •eeiquire a huge roomto .zolleilis.: . - - • ' : " adcoraniodate- many such revolving Couplet. . . - e As soon is Et- Weriateh .man - dies the win-, - E-RLIN, like Paris and dots, of his town -is opened, .that his siettl-May ii- oadQp„ is -beginning to - have free eiit. -If he be a hOuseholdere the .. _ . emety-now he dog daYe: fact cd his death Is iramediately arinehneed are in . full' swing.: :If - to the bees and the cattle. iAfter•the*coffirt TASTY LEMON pisms. • Ten Waye.ot treinz the Delialone -giefriger- aut EMOIT pudding. -7 One -pint: of fine bread crumbs, 'One quart of -.milk, one cupful of sugar. yolks of feur 'eggs, well beaten, and grated sited of one lemon' ;- mix • and bike ; • beet the whites of the- four eggs to a stiff froth, add one teaspoonful of sugar and the juice of the lemon; when the - pudding is Cold treat with this, ana-put in a hot oven until the frosting is a delicate brown; eat with _cream. . • ' • • Lem'on pudding No. 2—One-half pound of apples, grated; one-half pound. of fine sugar, six ounces of butter, .eight eggs, omitting the •whites of four .; -rind ated juice of three leinone, Mth Or without peetty ; bake three-querters of an . hour and serve - s ittieet theta is one place in the has been metric -a away the animals are agein (=P w"12018: of 'Europe where addtessed and inform- ed that now they it ()en at times be swel- must obey a elew master.. The bench upon • .. • e -tering hot ibis the -tcity which.the coffin has rested is also immedi- on the Spree.. The heat -.44,,Oly thrown over for fear.. anyone should is ualike • that felt.- else- . sit on it, a,' -sire omen. of death within a where; it seenis to parch year, according to the superstition . of - he up- _and ee.ervate one to Spreewaldiane. - • - • - ' • _ such an extent that life - - • ' • . eviaaiam nossne ms- OWN WINE CELLAR. - becomes a hideous bttrden - • , - - - - - - . . . • .•••• •-----..... whilst the hob eaaves, least. Sach days as t vie Kaiser: . as becomes .a goocl,Gierman, these have been experienced lately,- and -it i8 very fond of a glass of Tthine wines . and • • • he is particUlarly _proud of, his c. idlers: is no small -wonder that the best #8,311111E11, -. . • _ _ . ..who can afford. to flit whenever the sp.rit i t w c are a. am . 0 . hi le I at unequalled for age and * . imoneth them, have flittedliifeordinglY. The vintage. . Oecasionatty one gets, by fever,- • „ i. peemission to v ew _ hese really wonderful watering- places • are all *full - and .. will be • i• t ' ' fuller as the Remote advances, for the gen-- vaults; but acquaintance With the °silks erality of mankind does net leave the dey • and:bottles is an external one only. One eel - until the middle of July. - • . - . • ,. -• ! ler .contains wines *high were intended for :WILLIAM:AS AN -UNWELCOME GUEST. '.- scription. on ethe door_ being " Souvenir • SFrederick the Greet's private Use, the. in- -The 'Kis Mad' &dug his beat to be one of . de Jansieuci." Eech. bottle—there are hut , the fauta th4Y --which:meats every summer • a ee . . . . at Capenhaei a at thecotirt of the old King 'Ore aced Queen of Denmark: -Strangely enough . -ape incapable of -understeri ing to pres ... - . t—has . the monogram. s Rex) and the crown stamped The Emperor Frederick' intencieia one of these betties .to the . . • how far from welcome he is in such an. Hohenzol ern :museum as a souvenir o , -assembly.- He has .inote than orme beim , 0! Alter but his Muesli , intervened.- • thiee Ouiteaeiored to intrude his Presenee at On One door 18 Written the following' quaint Fredensborg, _and has e9wch " time been Fire- Jnicription Anne -1736; :King John- of •perly --snubbed, . but without avail, to judge , Portugal :presente -- this' costly. wine to His: by bis eagerness to protrude himseit again Majesty of Prussia, KingFeederick William On the Daniell Royal' Peereenelly Frotxt the fOrination Of the letters ib is he - not:eby . any means .likede more , supposed that*. the (Maar himself arranged - especially by the Ilmeatian pier; Who. alwaysi theihiscription. • This cellar -contains port '. frankly enjoys himself when he -forme one ; Wine of - the': rarest flairor, mietly '.' - ofthe _eroup . that neete for tante indeed.; and as there :are only about fifty • . years petit has come'. together Itedensil bottles left, the Kaiser- only -peril-lite one to borg each„Angusb. - : • tbe brought out on. the : most special doe The lialserteproteace amid mot a. family casions. *,Exact in this, :as inmoat-other • othering; the &arm of Which is •itie peri. • reeittors,,His Majesty superintends :MB wine • fectly domestic slUiplicity„ from which for 1. cellars ,personally, paying -net only regular - the norce all the boredoin-olconrt etiquette bab. "alarm"- flying and is banished, wanici-Ve ina.st ebnoxions, fete unexpected -ones ilia. • - never yet learnt hove . to effaCe 4, • - • - • Wilhelm has HIS 4[A,i-EsTY'S. critim JoKE.2 -.his own pereonalittee When he visited 1 - day . redently, neo11:. hie i..rettirn Rome as guest Of, 'King --Humbert th was ‘One • ; gold. -• • Lemon sauce for puddings—One largo onp- ful sugar, 'Octant half -cup of .batter, 'egg , . . t one leinion, all ete doe- and telf the grated -rind, one teaspoonful of nutirteg,threetebte- spoenfals beiling. water;-;ereann the 'beetter and Sugar and beat in the egg; whipped light, then the lemon and Antriteg ; :beat het& ten minutesi then add the boiling: water; a Spoonful at'a Vine" ;. pub into a itin .kettle and set within -the uncovered . top e•f •the • teakettlee until the fiance is vary -tett, but not beilitig .; stir constantly. - . • I Lemon *pie . thee -dein), powdered _anger, 1..tableapeonfult butter, I- egg, 1 leMen *juice - and :grated Chia,- 1.. teacupful bolling witer,:i • teaspoonful corn, -titarate dissolved in cold water; stir elite corn stitch into the water and pour 'Wee the 'butter and sugar' and proem together;.lele•cool, ttenatedd the lemon :and beaten egg ;: bake :fa open shell: shape. - . • --. . ; - LeMon.creatit ple-eThe.. titioe and . grated rind of two := two cupfuls of sugar, . . react Of -six- eggs, one cup of raille,.. fear tebleepoonfule of . corn istatet,. . over which poen enough ;of • the milk •-to dissolve Att. then . pour into the -kept of the milk, *14cla. is: soading, and when thick re -Move. from the fire ; mix the eggseeetgat and -lemon to- gether, -eta add the starch by.:degteete_to preeet,its lumping; pour into a deep' pie ,plate and f bake; when clenee beat 'Jae Whit* tete. froth -with fear teaspoonfuls -of. eugier,. spread • over the top ,andbre •. in; the oven; this. quantity make two. pies. ' - : • .Lemon cm,kee-One Mipitit of bntiter, t ee eneinisi five -egg', one . cupful ef milk, 4 cupfuls -Of flour, jaca. and rind of IeniOn;rnbithe butter end eugarto*:orearre ; add the eggs, -whites and. yolks beaten' Separately, rind'. and juice: Of and flout ; bake in One • -.e Immea 10 cream pinta ` of en am, one 'quart:of 'fresh :mille, Oneneenntl:Of white: sugarejacit of Mute large lemons ; stir the sugar thoroughly into one pint of the Cream ; and. Add theileneenittice ; When Well mixed! stir into the rest ef...the cream and inilik which eheultie be pub together- 'before the sweetened eteini lite added; mottlat -and freeze • -if -dashed toe fast in the freezer the creamwill turn to butter. _ _Lennon- :cheeine-aDisieiltre.- one ounce of &Wine in pint oi: water, add - one-quarter poundof'saner, the rind and juice of . one ledge .end.slinmet-ovek the fire iuiltit the gelatine is entirely diseolved ; strain and When' nearly cold heat:: into it the thor- oughly beaten •Whiteeif -one egg;'wet the moulds.and put it into them; when -timed Out it wilt look like snow. This is a grate- ful- dish for .invalids. • . Lemon- cheese cake—Two cupfuls of ihgar, one-half pug, Of _butter,: three-quarters of arcup Of sweet Milk, _whites of sixe egg** and three cupfuls efiliiiir; three beenspeonse ful baking Powder. t • Sau�e.for lemon - cheese cake—Grate rind and . Juice of WO Unions, yolks of three eggs, One half -cup of butter, one -cot tut of sugar; .mier fall.- together. 'end-. Set on stave. sinid cook- till thick as sponge, .sbirring all the Otte,- then- use. like jelly- between PATENT NEDIEnizeo The Regulations Governing. luck Sale In - -• various Countrlei. - An American centiliter. report gleessome. curious Information as to the admbesion of patent medicines bite European countries. In.. Austro-Hungary prepared medicines, whetheripatented • or no, - unlearn Imported for elraggisteerequire a special permit from the custpmerenthorltiea. All medicines' and medicaricompounds are excluded from pro- tection by the.Austelen-patent • law and the of.enale is permitted only teeend in ding derma "f In Belgium, patent medicines can only -be :sold by e apothecaries or otter authorized persons, who- assume .the re • sPensibility -of the product.- 1 " - The iregule,tions in Denmark are very • stringent. -Both the importation and sale (lire confined to .apothecaries,. who may be meld tolform-a- monopoly. • Franca entirely prohibits the sale of patent medicines, Or, as they are called there, -.4", secret merlicinee," unless ench preparations are approved beithe competent. authority and the gormula in- serted.ilin the cede. A . Garnet:ayeall proprietary medicines Inuit be retailed by a regularly _sworn .and licensed apothecary, who is responsible for their Offecteon the patient; but the Most Eierio4 restriction is • the prohibitien of patent medicine advertisements in pablic icnirnithei when suet medicines are made by a secret formule or .process. This law is vigorously eaforced in Baden and Freida, but feta . stringently so in . Wurtem- lehrg, Bavaria, :and sortio. parts of Northern Germany, while in •Saxony the authorities exercise the right of- prohibiting the sale altogether. Italian •regalations, as;. to patent medidines are idertical with those of oraintery drugs, and in - either °ate --a statement of the composition thereof must be previously given to the Board of Health and theireapprovat obtained. Buss unless. epeeist permission is .on leach. --Nlatieatent medi'clite is allowed entry into 'occasion Obtained from the :Medical Depart- ment of the Minister of the Interior; - if, after catered examination, it is _proved that • the Produ.otion of such medichies requires elaborate Work and expent3ive apparatus, is allowed entry subject to a duty, provided each medicines are regarded at beneficial. In Sweden -Most medicines arm free :from duty,- but advertising, except by an &Otte- - Cary; is prohibited. , In. -Switzerland no federaltaw beyond the tariff exists as to patent inediainein the sales 'being regulated by the orilinenees of the different cantons: • Tnekey_ia a:ter more promising country for. Patent Medicine Manufacttarers, as only ai.staiimp tax of id. for :every- bottle, *Vox or package -of medicine 18 required; Except chlorodyne, cigarettes of canabas indica; nitro-glycerine, oollodion and chlorate -of potassinmernedicinea- of any kind melt be impOrted`andatild in the 'country.—,Finun- eiorkTi2rcesj. -generally felt that his host was made to eto- Berlina - William- - was . in _his - study -appeer quilfe ten _ inferior personage, so ! transacting I:Maness, when he heard a great - for_ uproar in the nursery, and as -he likes to blatently did the Ero.perier put himself warden every., poetilate':oeeenion. :It is also , have a finger in every Piet he soon went to hot ;. the Beene where the tnranit was taking •- stated by those.7of hie personnel who year accompanied him- to ,Englancl that he ! Places. - When •.he -entered enie nursery the Kronpirinz and Prineetitel drew themselves Is by no. meant privately a persona grata at I up and imbibed tteie fatter, in military ' the British court, end - morei-. patticularly. i •- ; feshioni as they are in the stable of . doing. - with hie kiaman the Prince of w,a16. . - - , . . . - • - ; "What- is all thie-neise- about '?1' asked the ARROGANCE- AN -n• CONCEIT . o''P T_ 4E TEUT°N 1 Emperor. "--A.sliglit- dispute, -father,?' re- . .- - - xtv-iER.-,. - - • i T. -plied - -the ,elder bey. e . .40 I was obligati. . - Of all liionarehs new occupying European I to:. let, -my brother know ' wine .1s* _thrones, . William is • -aestrealy - the -most: Crown . - -- Prince -----in *. this: .. establish - palpable and enthusiattle_actor.. In private I nienti" "-Good;" -replied His Majesty. gi 1 - life, whennenite alone. or with one friend, het see What you mean, and I think it •will - be is natural, unaffected and sixicere. - But let ! Ete well. if -I' let yon know wlio is 'Emperor' . .- .; _a-- stranger, or even a seetnid friend,- eppear .and master in. this same - astablishnient. e• upon ;the Bootee, he inemediateiy. becomes i• and saying. tills he forthwith idniinistered e self-coteciona.. and begins .to pose: .- He ; punishment Which ...niade-an -Impression on _ poses as_ Emperor, lie -poses as *political 1 the miad.ana:elseerhere of thelittle Kron-:. i ecoeMilist; as. statesman, as ' mueioiene-. es. [prinz Which he did nob seen forget. It *hat- s artist, megreat general, as -skilfal Admiral,- i been -a standing jest in the Imperial house as theolegiane--tr" fabt, as everything, I hold, the Only one whohas failed to appree ; Indeed there . is .. - . . not - a , single :,ciate the joke -being. young-hopiefultimseif; •tote .- in Whiehe, he apes -- not • con- 1.who s for several days experienced great dila- eider 'himself superior . to everybody I culty in sitting down.- :- 1 • -elseeand he le even in the habit when -. -_ . : • TQY FORTRESS RIB THE YOUNG:PRINCES. " attending dramatio , pexformanees sof -sum- - • .- - . - : ---" pley thing." is being prepared for -his- sons. 111 the grounds of the new- palace, His Ma- jesty his decreed that the .Imperial Princes - shall 'have,a Miniature fortreas, to combine thormighly 'unaffeeted and . emenable toe . ! play With study of - themilell of - Were-. The reason, if only' one can setae to him alone --taus froba. the very moment that - any third I fortkosit Which - will - cover a- • space. WO . , person appreachea,:no 'Matter who it. is; .hifi-' enough for. a good -Fla -9d- church, has . )36811 IN. i Specially -designed_;' it. will -. contain all the manner -n.ndergoes a complete change. improvements, .ieteleing. • towers, perhaps unemisaloualy begins - to :pose and i modern and, above. all, -is play es- • part end is no looker amenableil meats, drawbridgeseetc.-, furnished with- cannons... If the Small; - since he f_ that an admission; either 4c1 -he direct or i iede that he is in- wrong iwould Mit:militia -prestige if made_ ,in the presence. of two Or more witneeses., • LAUGH AND . LEARN • obi Saws in Itityme. The wrong pig by the ear; still waters ran - Ai deep; A straw sh.ows-the way the wind chancetk tom NO fool like an old fool; a hard tow to hoe; Thie.renieswine e; ach flock a very bi lack sheep.. Where smoke is there's fire; no news is good I blow. Ill news travels fast and a; beggar can't choose* Whatever's worth doing is worth doing well: It you give him an inch he'll take surely an ell. 'Tis the last straw that breaks camel's back; _ • (Widom 1).sr ;nog w; hen ignorance Is bliss' . Save at the spigot and Jose at the bung; 4 man cannot drown who is born to be hung. Little pitchers have big ears; as thin as a rail In the dark are all cats black; ,as Slow as ck- snail. As prodd. as•a peacock; as meek as a lamb As pretty as a picture; not. worth a tinker's dam. • • Set a thief to zatch thief ; 'barking dogs- never By the Kaiser's orders a 47eryquestionabte moping the leading actor° and _actresses o his box in order to indicate to thein . how they ought to play -their kespeetive • pads._ He is an -excellent and sensible fellow, boys do not end by blowing themselves up, it will be a special intervention of Provi- dence. The foundations are already a good height, and the fortress is being hastened forweidt so that it -Mey, be finished this DAILY 'ROUTINE, :WHILST HUNTING-= Pilellig His Majesty's recent stay in the sturunen .. . . wocde of Piookeiwitz, where :he . devoted:- ... himself to his favorite' . sport of deee:ahoot- Mg; he tea. a most strange existence. . He rose at -2-o'clock every morning,- and . after. . Moistness. of the Air. • In A lecture On. •.! -The Leafand the-Fimo- tions" by Professor 'Ss' H. Vines, of Oxford _nearly_ raw, r:UniVersity„: at the - Gardena Of the 11E14 'having eaten -a- beefeteek,_ started off, -sheeting until 11:. He 1 then -re 1- Botanic _Sodety _ London,: the kotoor • turned '"en he i'6843 and 'attended' to tut° drawn by the reets"from• the soh, , and honle.and••elePt till; -'0'elo* in the ferred to the ..enenneus. quantity of very. urgent aecureeptsii At 4- he dined, end I bY this...Means discharged into the-ittmee- • then . shot until - dark. At 3„.3()_ had -.phere. exaneple, the OomMonietinflOWer. supper, '13**-een whi°1' Ana' 9".3-0. 115' -°°11' twat -found to •- inhale •12e Minces of -Water in minded three quarts of lager beer ten 4.12 hears, and oak tree,. wlth an •' oanceintif a ciei eordial.hi:awaya 'carries- ;Mete& imbiber of '700;000,' leaves, Wing& in -- • about, with h m and •at,9e4, with military litho isan.e. way. give Off something like' 700 • punetuality, .he atretefea. - hiertielf in bed. Every day -this reutina was abeereea with! out'a ininuteis 4viation in time; -. - - bite;.' • Easy come easy go, and. two wrongs, make un right. • Same old. two -and -sixpence; both tarred bie- same stick, , • - Fine feathers make fine birds; a hint beats kick. ' Butter won't -melt in one's mouth; give and, . -take.; • The des il his own loves, hard lines ; make or I break. Actions speak louder then words; kill or I .cure;i • . • • • Good intentions 'pave hell, to the pure all is pnre. - When in doubt take the trick; look -first e'er you -leap ; - Take time by the forelOck ; :catch a weasel. asleep. Every man for himself and the devil for us ` When the blind lead_ the blind. in. the ditcb. tumble all. - He eats humble pie; drowning men at strawa clutch; - Too big for -his buttons ; it just beats Un - Dutch ; Making mountains of mole ; pig gets most swiil ; • Blood's- thicker than water ; each Jack has XAISER:"S -PARTIALITY FOR _THE PREEWALD, I .411IJEZIE CONTESTS .AT , •- - Tit co do foi fo fir cla Is. th an wi on wi titil� - The, Bomb Lottery. Among scene- of the figures danced at tron- at one of the smart hi:mead in Lon Iredently were the following: -Fencing Is, in which two gentlemen' fenced wit its tipped with prider puffs, the one wb. at left his white. -merk. on his adveraar fining- the privilege of the dance with th Airball figure, two bale thrown e sit, and the competitor who first Secure ne had the choice of a 'partner. it The wheelbarrow was another succeed -amusing figtere. - Two berroves fiII th. light trlflea were rapidly•Wheeled fro end ofithe hal-room to the other, _b an who was able to 'reach the goal fir th, out upsetting the contents securing t atm. - • - • I The giant muff was -a weleelme 34vel e ladies and .gentlemen. thrusting th artds Deo ened the into Slowandhise ; fast and leose ; hailfellow weil met;-- An things are fish that come into his net. Soft answer turns with; every dog has his day;t Where there is a will there -is always a way. Bad habits—Prison garb. Wants a -good desl—The card Player- , A RIIES1811 does' not becomis of age =41 . . . .. The bicycle can hardly be justly waled . • itire4ess Steed. -4 . • Tf you. really wanted a man to keep coca 'don't tell him to. - • - Nearly 900,000 grown English people C4n neither reed nor write. "No, . Mende dear, iffie tiger lily is nob inecestarily Et wild flowete • - • - This ° summer's batting suit) is devoid of any decorative complexities. . Woman is a charming creature, Who Changes her heart as easily as her gloves. Shetland is the moat temperate :county and Oork the Most drunkentownIt the United Kingdom. tt . The origin of the let , rslb. generally wied in an abbreviation, for ipeund is the Letirt . wordelibra, a pound. i 1 - . The Mohawk Indiana will not allow not ranch as a blade of gratis to grow upon the grave -of their Companions. - • • • Powder-Puif Figzire-The Giant Huff_. tons of Water 'during the five months to cerrliee.ini foliages While. the ether parts of plants -Varied but An their ConditiOnts,.. the leaves,' as being= the. -Moot important. :A picturesque old-world colony .is the organs Of vegetable life,' were able to alter ..Sereeyhtlii, Of which William is very fond, themselves tosuittbe conditions under which situated about two hours from Berlin by they had -,to Wei so that botanist rail, and Accessible- from the little -town of i were often able, by the iPPearanoe of a . Ltibenatt onlybythe low . _ - • fiat boat 'of. the I plant, to tell -the climate and dreometsnoes country. • The region, whieh it intersected -under which it had been grown. TT . netyvork •of upw_ 'of - 200 - litle -I - . • - - • eakeli • • • CHINESE LAIIORERS. They Are Inoffensive. Peaceable and taw Abiding. These 'Chinese are inoffensive, peaceable _ and le -W -abiding. ' They are honest,,keeping eir a_ de in it, an when p (+ed.. hands decided the - question of eritners for. their owners.: Still another WU the melinite bomb, which bnratin holivered bits of paper. • • The Btanhey. . As an example of. the 'reasoning powers of onkeys, tells. a story Of one hit Was 'scratched by a pet kitten. At rat el'acko Wits immensely amazed. ring_from his • surprise, however, he. set to okk to discover thelocation of the clawsi fter a tattier° tussle he got the four feet of he, kitten with his. clutches, saw the nails hruat from their guards, and; witt the rOadest. grin -of satisfaction, fertile/4th proF -t fi A cee!led determinedly to bite off the pemts of each. * .their centracts, doing is they agree.- They stream, tribitaries of . the e, was -----------ol- - - * • • onized in the fifth century by the Wends, a Pape—So yon let the Maxberrp girl get race of Slavonic origio, -who, though eon- ['away with all the class honors, eh ? 1 ani -Inered and partiallyi absorbed .bt, ; the alinost ashained of .yon. - Saxen-s, have retained to the present day an -individuality all their own in the Forest of the Spree." - - - QUEER -COUTTRY. DANCE. • At the Gaithof-zur Bleiche,!' the prin- cipal- country inn' of Burg, on 'a Sunday night, the peasants from mites °around meet for a hall inlhe-large leweiroom of the inn. Oil a raised.' platform -eit the musicians Of are exceedingly inclustrietta, always eready to work, and alWayei _ giving satisfaction to their _employers. I They do .not - interfere with ether • b iti. They -camels beconie n de to.b.a moss= Citizens: They have voice in themaking1George-0l cou or in the execution ofthe laws. They at- i ' } dearest. That is o -tend to . their . oven business._ They have - .. I nithoeniires_4eien toide:ts,iscillototoustohei.-_argeliogurionaavlad_ic.e4renti- la. bniuheetia__vitewLfph.ra.1T:t.iore; -1-- they de , not -'brtr to make converts- nor to i _, Woman: Wontsn She—Why don'b you tell me that nolee bulb a burglar, George? A woman &twee% od. • - rse 'Steil a burglar, nly the ran dropping on 'don't you hear it again? ou. Want -to keep- talking - ••- • force their dogmas. on others: . Th.ey- axe patient, uncomplaining, stoical .snd philosophical. They earn what; the sitThis room is v can, giving' reasonable value for :guest to the head the money they receive, and, LW a rule, 1 restaurant. " 0 when they have ,anaassed a few thousand air - L The well drills dollars, they go back to their own -country'. They do nob interfere with our ideEts our "fee t'e a high Pit° Second _Nature. To make love when One y nd fair is a venial sin ; it is al mortal she en cne iaoldandngly—DeBfl.is. The - newspaper men who speaks of Eulalia as Castile's hope ought to give hie * think apparatus a ahoWer bath. In a MacNalestreet restaurant: Patron— Will thole) • leuckwheat cakes be Lyng? Waiter—No, sir.; they Will be mem& The Art of conversation cenobite ken he showing one's awn wit than in giving emir- tunity for the display of the wit ef otters. "1 hear your wife has just presented. you with twins; may I congratulate yonl" ' " You nitiy congratulate ins that it west& ' In Iloscew the winter cold is so Inteess that it freezes quioksilver„ while the mer temperature is at high as that of elem. _ ery-closet" remarked the waiter of a Broadway an't have a 1114e. fro* d automaton • raised his h. • - yells, afber vti pause add- esh ! - . ways or customs,i They re silent Orkers, "Lot ib be fee • m *ir' 2 `4 a• h - -telling ivithout:a4y_elejecte eiteetit to do the Sweet Girl Graduate—Oh, well, if I were as homelyasshe is .khonld have gone In forthat sort of thing Myself:- : • He Started the Machinery. "It's a prettylood rule not to let your left-. hand - know whit yonr, right heal. is doing." - - - • . • " I don't know &bent that..- knoW the neighborhood. The girls arrange tbem- a fellow in a, wooden working estaVishment selveson one side of the room, standing, i who lost his left hand that way." ' 1 - Andeo. tightly packed together that their • broad. head;cliesses touch, forming a soli& Children who dine at the second table . • wall of whitest linen, out of whioh peep the take after their parents. • • work and: get their pay..:, They . not - establish seloona and rufor Cengresteie -Neither do they combine for the governing • of others; Of all the peopleon our soil they are the least meddlesome. SoMe of them smoke opium, but the opium -smoker. does 'not beat hit wife. Some of them play games of chance, .but they are. notemembera of the Stook exchange. They eat the bread that they e they neither beg nor steal, but they are of no use to parties or poli- tiCialle- except at they become fuel to sup- ply the flaine Of prejudice. They, are nett- citizeas and they cannot vote. Their em- ployers are about the only friends theyhave. North American _Review. ' Although the: Sultan Of Johote, -.seldeM- *airs any jeWels-. eiecept One magnificent diamond aigrette in his cap, he ie on o giving 'away costly .gifts et. jewelry, - and during his last visit to London he presented. several handsome brooches, -lockets and braitelete to the ladies at 'Whose houses he was entertained. • - . : . . "-Jane, did yottinvite the gentlemen to comelii ands -take a chair!". licit but it was the table he *anted beeause- you'd not paid for ib." •• - Money. and Kind lieading.! The -arrest of woman of Cheasit Wish- ington, on a charge of shop-lifotug was quickly found. tote a Mistake. She was guilty simply of kleptomania; The Shop- keeper felt much. chagiined at his error; but how was he to. know that elie Was rieh. and respectable?. Nob everybody Can he a. mind-reader. *• • . - ; • - - • - The Heaviest Sentence., .Primus—How did Ileitis explain hui desertion of his Wife and children to the justice? • •- • 5senndas—He said his wife Woe's virago. He was punished for:resisting the Piolice. • Primus—Got six 'months on the Island? undus—No. Ili mouths at home. • > -Germany has one pOtecilice to every 1,744 inhebitente. in ?proportion tba population tine:United States has twice a* many. • • - e 4 • • There' is a predominance Of Amato over Melee in .60ain,' the. nuniber • el the, former being •iit913,000 and of the. Lett* t3,601i000. • - ' Little Sophia :had just returned from a. - visit to her aunt when she -I:ewe-yea dien't like our -upright piano. I likeauntle. downright -one." • She—You mean to say that., lenewingyern are debt on every :side .y.ciu -hew" rite. .indaeity to pay .nie mark attention Yes. . hi the only thMg I can pay. . • 1 e • • "1 never • borrow l trouble, said v.he'lllk- pectiatius man, who *:Filres .diecouree of.-hta -own itaffaire„, - replied the Taney -mar, "I'm sorry* but I .haven't Anything else to lend today." . Btibbs had just had his r.fakee-iihern af his whiskers and he 'returned -home year-old boy ran in. the house and .1m -raided the fatter'eapproaoh. thus: 00h ,uteutmee; papa has got a new face Lady {W.& gentleman whe has the_ebnott,. .ons habit of puttiog )3l8 nitillth_oitrkft to yon.r face Whentalking)—you.ism.oke bed :whence, raensieur I Gent faritoutatea and arattiao I Why I never ismoke.. 1;tedyeset•Then. per - hems you had better; • _ _ • He—I . don't believe your lather •ever _doe* as be agrees to de, S, he—Nire by, 'Oheriler,„ - hove illeati'd yottl •:always dos just as he says he will. Three days .in;succensien 1 have -:amilied him for•$10, and he stlid he • wotildn't givivie me, and he dldn't—eo there! "This romit lila Very 4080;!:remarked the guest to. the bead -waiter of a Broedway restaurant, itCatet I- have a littie -.tooth. air.? *. The .automaton taise$ his idee to.a high pitch. s" p.il,10.1Abir..1.;:he. yells, -after .a panto, ._ , Two'iagrants kind be :1047 In die suburbs of New i 'York. "To 'Which of you shell I give ithis nickel ?". she Baked. • First Tramp7-9elve to him,meatime. He •:Vitleo!e cloves are metal.° be b.f4t).43:.. meth htaalesiPnugrIchimmitdr:ullneitirtiteintrfr:dinnelneehitilitei list: • -7-meterminaterithan oamplier. - .extetomatsi • •*Wetrien Who have hebteefrdon't look so The Shelby (N, et) Review nos thee Mr. pretty when tbe.Y are --Yenieg as ti,lose who I and Mr& R. Y. • Weithera, that townehip* 1441m none, but they are better looking when have a • most, reniarkable 'record. - 'The.* they become_ old. • - raised a faintly of twelve • ,Children. -0. a&. ka's. tete*tete We are .iaover mere inter- hood and -womanhood, And no member' of -.rupfed than when we .-say ; the family ever teak dose of -medietinte iiesOinc4sc.: - - • Anil:411ra, 'Weathe Muesli • •-••••*.t- • • • • ,