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Lucknow Sentinel, 1893-04-21, Page 3• 4.1 • • - 7'•'7 • •••••,, : • s. - -Ts .f, Ls' A POET VF HTIIE EYEPIECE. Sir Edwin ,krnold's Story of a Night at Lick Observatory. THE GREAT EYE OF SCIENCE. -- Something- About the -observatory, the • -(reat Leus and Its Donor -The Giorieti . - of Orlon -Worlds on Vire-Shane- We Burn 7 or. - Freeze 2 -Photography . and spectroscopy se -The . :Faseinaitens `,61' Astronomy. T Wits my . privilege, says- the poet,- Sir Edwin Arnold, .when crossing the ' contin- ent of .Amlerica last year, by Way of IsTew -Orleans and the. Texas route, to pass a happy and memorable. night in the- famous Liele -observatory, near San "Francisco. There, as everybody knows, is established that gigan- tic telescope, which, • fortheptesent.at least, is the largest and most •powerinl Mall the world ; and I had- full command and iejoyment of the magnifieent- Instrument during many houra of darkness, under circumstances of a very. favorable 'kind, and .with the tassistande of the cour- teous and accomplished astronomers who keep -watch in that lofty andlonely temple of science. I - I -famous- nebular theory now widely ace eyrie for two months-beforeacconspanyingme cepted, though largely modified - and ex i in my downward ride to San Joie. Sleeping • panded since his- day), and Professor i that night . amid the deep tranquil of the Campbell deftly -swung the Vast telescope [mountain crest, 4,000 feet above railways upon the nebula in orion and bade me climb .and politics, I; also, felt that "It is good to again into the observing chair. That mar- I be_ here," and half 'wished that I, too, might vellons.object of the heavens came . full in ihave a, 'little tabernacle builded to dwell sight, defined with exquisite precision, as it 1 therein with the wise men of lick: could be Innoother place and with no other instrument. I taw, in the .well-known- re- gion of "Beta, Orionis," - the, vastseparate system of ,.an Outlying universe clearly mapped,.- fleecy, irregular, mysterious, windy .shipeito the eye, its: edges -whirled, and curled like those Cia sterile clond, with. stirs and Star clusters standingforth against the: milky -white background of the nebula, is if diamonds were lying Upoii'silver Cloth. The Central star, Which, to the naked eye or tota'.telesoOpe -of low . power, . looks single and of no great brilliancy, re- solved itself; • tinder the potent Command of the Lick- • glass, into et. splendid, tea: pezium of e • . . POUR •GLII.T.LbRING . _ THE WOMAN PREACHER.' In -Fifty Year's Froni Now She Will lie a -• Home in the palliate The -re seemstobe. no objection- Whatever to woman taking pontrol. of Sunday schools, benevolent institutions, . olnirph fairs, festi- vals and all other means of oaring for the flocks and fillingthe ecclesiastical ex- chequer, but when it comes to women in 'the- piilpit; there istroubleat once... This is only, another Of the. relics of "berbarism, ac- cording:' --to a-• writer in the New York Ledger; In old times if the.church •could get control of the women and little children, they felt pretty sureof theirability. to menage the rest of the humitn.lemily.• .Fialf a --oentiity ago a- woman doctor Was scarcely recognized - .reputable .circlei, and. e *prase lecturer . was a - monstrosity. Contrasting. that date -.with the present and taking note of the change' in )senti- Ment from t one. --decade to another; it is seareely too muoi to expect that by another 50 .years - we shall -see a Most wonderful revolution .in -matters of this•sort: it is safe to. predict thatbefore the end-. of. the first decade of the next century :the Wciinan preacher will be no more of a novelty than thewoman - deatok now is. _ Woman . is lspecially -fitted . for .such _Work,- and even ::were 'she .:not :so, it wonld - be only the strictest kind Of justice to give her some of the honor as well as Most Of. the hard work of the Church. When once it dawns fully. upon the minds of the people of this' gener- ation that there ,iseno sex in intellect or moral aehievement,'the first and most dif-. fiCult part of this knotty le Oblem will have been solvedpy. allimeans, open the pulpit 'doors to Women as *rai as those of the.San- day school *room, the. hospital and the•exer- .. • cutive. committee. f the arranged very much like those O • . - . •• _ southern cross. At the lower right hand border of the beautiful • cosmic' 'mist- there opens a black abyss of darkness, which has - usually •th6-;.-appearence of -an inky cloud about to swallow hp the silvery filagreeiof the nebulae yet the great -glass 'filled -this up with, unsuspected worlds. When the photographing apparatus is-fittedto it these all become clearly pictured. It was -.'neees- sexy from tirneito t� raise the sliding seat on tlie, ladder in order to keep this glorious PrOspect of. Orion's- nebula in .the. field,- but- the lateral- motion was .easily governed brthe wheel Moving the dome; I understood:: Professor Holden's view to be. that we were beholding, in that almost im- measurably remote silvery -haze, an entirely special. system of worlds_ and clusters, apart front all others, as. our own system is, but inconceivably grander, large and more populous .with suns- and Planets and ;their starry allies. - - - sttsetius -A MERE SPECK. Next, We 'lightly turned the . far-sighted_ se. . giant of Mr. James Lick to- Sirms, and held, - that superb star -fast in its field -a white jewel ofthe darkness, Incredibly clear, burning arid,brilliant. Yet.- those almost blinding rays by which -it -thus flashed its glory to bur :eyes had left the _star's .surface many years ago, and. what we sawwas but theslightof :skim emitted somewhere about 1$74, So that, _for -all our feeble senses could tell, the- . orb- might be extinguished long after. we shall atill continue to seem to. be hold_ it. :Of coarse,- even to _ the cleat Cyclopean eye of James Lick's telescomethe fiiectstaes still remained :whet they always remain -mere points 'of light: " :Ne more could. be made of them, :eyed - with -such a prodigieni;:pow_er,' than if they had been pin-holes pricked in the-mantie of the night. It has been computed that oar sun, which looms SO largo 'km us„ would be for an ob- server on. the neatest fixed star no plainer. to. behold than to our own eyes . an eagle soaring at an altitude three times as great asthedistance - of Japan .from New --York How little, 'we are -and how great 1- • • _ • NurIERE THE GREAT' GLASS :STANDS.: _ The great glass stands in.a massive domed observatory on the Summit of Mount Ham- ilton, at -a _neight -above - the sea Of 4,030 _ feet Mite --mountain is • one • -of the chief eminences on that inner sierra called Mount Diablo, lying between the 'bays: Of San -Francisco and Monterey, •_and.its c,resb rises about thirteen miles due east to the tatvie of Sae Jose, as -the crow flies. e San .Jose, pretty, Spanish -looking place, _lies about fifty miles by train south of .the Golden Gate City, and from this to --.the observatory summit, ie a drive 'along a- winding road of about twenty-six_ miles. A pair of stoit forth:* horses easily accomplish the dis- tance,: steep as - the .ascent - sometimes becomes, in four and a half hours. The road leaves thee town by avenues of tall .agaves and forest trees, and passes for some=While in. a straight- line" towards the foothills through farmsteads, vineyards and iorchards which testify to the rich,fertility of .California.- Then it begins to, Wind- by a • zigesg -COWS- e: up the . sided Of the green range, on the far top of whichthe metal dome on the observatoryisdimly eeen like some rounded boulder . This long approach was made by the State at a cost of $20,000, and, once amidst the hills, tea Course is full of wild beauty and objects of natural tn-- terest. ' WINE CHEAPER THAN WATER. - . • WICKED WITS. 11•11•011=1. • • f • • How- They Have Abused- theSeee . We All . . . • Adore,: Piron-Fortunetind women are partial. to fools. • Jerrold -Never' ask a woman her ge ; ask it of some other woman. -Spanish proverb -For whom .Cloes the 'blind man's wife adorn herself! - • Thomas Fuller -Lae knows little who will - • - tell his wife all he knows. . - Victor Hugo -Women detest the einem -through a professional jealousy. -Fleming-He-Who trusts. WOMIM grifiWe water from pitcheriffuntof holes. I • Rivaroi=-It is stadthatfriendship. between women is. only e Suspension of hostilities. Victor Hugo -Women are affiicted. - by trifles; but they ,arealso consoled- by trifles. Anon -Three -thinge never trust Out of your hands: your. horse, your gun e and your wife. • . .! I Scarron-Brilliantilef *the first water .are those given .to stay the wife's first flood of tears. - • We dined well but tepiperately; as _ _ . philotophers should, economiteng the more costly water- ley. drinking pleasant Cresta Blanca from the California vineyards - and * excellent Zinfandel claret -after which the silent and beautiful , night fell . upon the earth and covered our mountain top with a. vault of purple; glorioas- night let A WORLD ABLAZE. • We. turned. the massive telescope from region to region .of that "blue pacific of - • infinity." each new star-scope.1 .heard, - with an advantageanddelight never- to be forgotten,,the.elucidations and conclusions • of the teethed_ and deurteoue savants e who so isnieh kindly interest in intel- ligent ignorance." Quite le -long -awl lively discussion arose -When the huge reflector astronoirey, with no -.moon not one clOUT,' iikffear7 par she seemed- listening on -the • 'ma the "Kety-dids Were whispering dove.Ole'. 3-* I- havo .secui!ed the:- 4' the.vallees.- - - -'k .;i7 'emu -meet or orriems *senate Flutert, and will 1)e pi et1:8-4 to (psi S e. t.s A WORD' ABOUT MM. " “. Boys Will BelBoYs "-Bright Yoatbs Haber a.Happy World.' - _ Tiraliburton-,WOmen vill sometimescon- fess their sins:but • I never knew, one to coinfesither Voltaire-Idealare like beards -men - payer have. any Until they grow an, and women hone' at alt. Baliec-eWomin ' a:most chsrmlng ere).- er heart as easiltai she. znan is a mistress of the art mbittering .the _life of the: he depends. I Heine: -The mince at e marriage proces- sion always rentin, eof ;the mask of soldiers entering !Mon attle.' Voltaire -Some women have hearts brittle as, glees- ; he that would engrave his name on them Must use diamonds. Bielwer Lytton -A Woniein top often rea- sons. from her lheart ; hence two-thirds 'of her mistakes anfl troubleis. : Durivage-IfiYeu tell a woman she is beautiful, whisper it softly for if the devil hears it, he will echo it many times. • SwifteteThelove of flattery in inlet meti- t*- cieeedif from the mean' opinion they have themselves; - in women from the contrary. Whately--Wemen never reason, Or . if they de they draw incorrect inferences from - . correct premixes, and they always poke 'the. fire from the top. .. -- • Scarron=To bemarried; women Will en* dure. lunch. Though they. be Cagedaap like parrot, still they complain not if they have the ring to play with. - . Mary Queen of Sootie,-eTalk not to me of the Wisdom of womene--I:know My Own sex well; the wisest of uif all are bhtlittle less foolish than the rest. • 1 La Briiyete-If a beautiful:woman speaks. _ favorably of the beauty of another Women, - we may. be Bute thee she possesses More of the kind of 'beaUty.she is praising. _ Anon -The *rolee of the virgin ise as soff- its. the cooing e of the wood -pigeon on Se. - But ._no- sooner. bas she tasted wedding cake than she growls bold as the tiger that -has eaten raw food: • ThackerayeeWho * has not 'keen how woinen bully women! Whit torture have men to endure compared to thes', daily re- peated shafts of intern and cruelty with which poor women are riddled by . the. tyrantsoftheir sol! • Plautus -Let a rhea _who wants to find abundance of -employment procure 'it woman and a -ship • for no two -things produce - m�re trouble if youbegin to equip them neither are -these two things ever _equipped enough. -- • • t Lord Chesterfield -He who ` flatters Women mast,*,pleases thein beat; and they are moat in 'eve With . him who theythink is Most in love with. them. . -No adhlation.is tee strong for -them, no assiduity tk7great as, on:the other heed; the leastword or action that canpossibiy be .construed into a slight or Contempt- -ige unpardonable and . - never forgotten. thee, ethivelia -does. her. glove"-, Goethe -W. of ',completely. pee.sonSon.whoni ' Hen With Crank_ Notions. A jersey City min devotes Ifinviell to the Collection of door -knobs, oldand new,„- and claims- a . museum numbering over 3,000 samples. ••• .• Nebraska boasts proudly of a collector who gathers leeks- of the hair shaved from the heads Of noted criminals, when' they enter the peniterriaryelabeling and indexing them with great care. . Philadelphia is the abiding piece Of a colt .s1 lector of cast-offlOrseithoes, Who will risk his neck to securer:at prize in the street, and whose house is decorated with them in all dime shapes and degrees of dilapidation. _ Binitim can produce a collector whose - specialty is old bricks, each having been secured frOm some historian" local edifice while it was being demolished; and being 'tagged With a resume- of the -history- ot the building from Which it Was obtained. - A NewsOrleans tpersen • is a collectorof sugar iiamples,.andsb3 believed to have a fiask of the granulated .predUct of every -plantation in the _State* Some- -being of actual historical interest. - A Louisville collector .has several hun- dred sample phials of the whiskey produced within the borders of his commonwealth, 'but when he experiences *_the necessity for a, bracer, takes it from an ordinary demi- john. • <it! - afieet in thetaky, anch_nature so -still t Jeente , _AO The manly, energetic boy is the one whi asserts his rights to be in the world, and who promises to be of still greater service when maturity has ripened his faculties to their fulness; and -strengthened his mental. . and . physical powers. Such a boy is -the. hope of the future, and he justifies that hope. He may not be an immature inte- lectual marvel, and it is far better .that he is not, for these youthful phenomena are usually a disappointm,ent as they grow older, failing to realize the high anticipa- tions -they have aroused, and often, like torts! early ripening fruit, as quickly and un- seasonably going to decay, says Donahoe's' Monthly. There is . a place .. in the „World for the good, healthy, industrious boy, who, is fond of recreation in its season, and who .is healthful,- courteous and obedient at all' timee. Sacira boy enters with as cheery te smile into the performance of the hems chores as he does into the boyish games and pastimes, and his bright, .cheerfal die Lion is like.a gleam of sunshine. to all know hine, t There is a jocund ring in hie voice and in honest sincerity in Lice and word. He is eenattual, healthy boy, brim- ful of - youthful Spirit- . and entha- shim, and of ,(the buoyant, Ban-. guine temperament,. that becomes his yeses. He is not is4 self-sufficient miniature old man lioknows more than his parents. - The latfer allot a boy at all, however- his yeara may classify iiim,for he has developed into a sort of nondescript, neither boy nor man, .and a inuisence generally. All hono.r to the bright, helpful, spirited boy, the jay of the present and the hope of the future ! He is the one who is properly fitting him- self to take .up the serious business of life when -comes the time that we have to retire and resign it into his younger and Mote vige orous hands. Then- I- entered the wonderful temPltil, -B-: t • Shoet°, science where the great telescope reciA J. D • on its - solid. pedestal of • steel, poinie _Dun_ I OURS TRULY )n through the opening in the dome towseeti . - 3r 1 the spangled heaven. - Massive- is -.4lit‘ghall; • . -h ironclad's biggest • gun, its _ rnonstr:irraYlor, ..eit 'meth of nearly sixtys . feet sits so ewe . jno. i i- • 0 te ezpon the delioate balance of its pivot tn p b ell, , iye you may wield • it like an opera gtemoinn- ' - he Weighieg -indeed, many tens; .. :with -i-' focal- tube-. of fifty -sit feet, two ' inelleAl-b-s' and an object glees three feet in diameteiioitcl,. ,P. . eoult1 yet, atter a minute, a practice,. beteenney. . • the immense instrument to-er.bes live- -white, - star, as I eat in the observing ahair,een mit- fiegev-touch• .on this. Or that - 114-. Alext-- , i wheel:- If it - were -desired- to shift ersori, - (s-- . ,r itveits-an extremely . . ingnge.uajoFie itueCtostie, the he entitet dente round to - a • new rangement .0#01)r, wheels _Working tipmel,?..4.4.' e:Fj.' - permitted 'melee° turn t the .whole flOine 'to- gether with the telescope, the domed and the astronomers, towards . the- wielieel-far poiree Arrived." there, and still seated in - the -o\serv-er's eliaie which moves up or down elmoist,at a touth, handy wheels for ' latitucle;incl longitude- enable you to bring the ponderous piece-, :WITH THE PRECISION' OF A RIFtE, . • • . upon" the necessary spot. Never was sciencemore nobly equipped for her glori, ouf3 duty. And all • this splendideastro- nornieel enclotvnthent to be the gift of a- •• ° nide Californian miner ! Under my --chair, as I sate there with the gigantic ." optick hand, I saw the tomb - of ..the _plain illiterate man. who had . 'enriched his age • with eia splendi-.1 artd .serviceable a benefec- tion--a eareop#agus of white marble belie* the centre ofelriee‘ revolving platform, and. upon its side the . ineeription, " HERE LIEs TJIE BoDY -t/F :(-1 A MES -LICK...') THE ecefeeerstic. Desoit. 'BULL, FOR- SERVIC- ,all nd ItNDEESIGNED- WILiou for service to a limited nhrabOch at lot 4; con. 10, (ED.,) Ashfield. ainay bred Ayrshire bull,: ". Glad -stone -?' lLnd . , :• • PEDIGREE-. Aga. - Gladstone --Brown- and -white, 0.a8t he . or discharged mate4eaelrito the crucible of Change,and work them up 'again to fresh miracles of !neuter and evolu- tione Flame, fury of liquefaction, and eles ments-bubbling in the furnace Of stellar col-- lisliOn are 'only terrible to because we think of them from the point , of- ',well?of a burned 'tinge'', or the boiling range of Fahrenheit: To angelic intelligence • the -process may be geetle.and pleasent-.t wit -- neap as the Weaving: ofwhite. satin. '' We, talk Of angels as ascending and deecending. in interplanetary space, where, never -the!. Ides, the temperature must' be 500 degrees below zero -1- Who thinks of them as Wear;. Ing .overcoats and blankets t I am not dis- will come in due -more before th.e --auditor concerted by Y°nr w°114.°n ,fire V.' - • . thel Local . Governmentl Board. But Whereupon astronomy smiledandnlgently „awhile Mr. Rustiews j.ject, we may Baked Beans and opera. - It/ makes the, Boston soul' leap' like .a- • , • young kid tohear fromjar-away Lindsay, Ont., that "Boston' baked -beans, .by thei pound Or plate,"-- are advertised - in one. of the shop windows . of that enterprising tow's. The self-satisfied Bostonian Who up to this Moment never knew of such a place , as Lindsay, • feels instantly attracted • by this delicate compliment, and believes a cosmopolitan renown is in. store for i.tori. - Nor doe!' it seem strange after this baked- .beans luxury-. that Lindsay has - a -13randliew. Opera house, which has been. lately distinguished by. a . visit .from the 'Mapleson Opera.Company=70 in number - and for the ma-gnificent sum of , $250 was paid. This was a „high price for Lindsay, but With 70 in the company it was none __too Much, . especially - as the• management averred that they were.in- the neighborhood.: because ethe Metropolitan Opera -House.,- in New York had herbed up. -Happy. Lindsay! The Mapleion company and -Boston' Baked Beans! . _What more coult1 add to the .glory " of your town ?- Boston Sunday .fferad:. ' A Secrete While a *Oman does not need es mei muscular energy as a man, she does need a great deal of endurance, good digestione good lungs, a good heart and a'nervous mese tem equal to every demand arm ib. Why so many -women have not this -endurance„ and why stomisCh, lungs,. heart and nerve* are not always in the best condition, is answered by the Herald of Health, in the fellowing practical manner. They -do not go out of doors Into the fresh air enough and drink it in irelierge „Quantities as they ought to do. There are other refte01101, doubt, but I wish to dwell on this one. jests now. We laugh Sometimes &Camel" eaters, and say they seem to " live -on air." We use -this expression as a teem of reproach, but the truth is we live on ,air quite aa much as ' on . food. Pettenkoffer, some' lecture he gave .1,o women a few years ago, told them that an adult pert= on an average required that every twenty-four hours 360 cubic feet of air 'should be taken into the lungs, This would *equal about 2,000 gallons. Now, both the eOlid and the liquid food. of the same- person for each day would not be e more than three quarters of a gallon; so when we laugh about one's living on air, we simply show that we do not know how much more we live.on air than on food. and drihk. . We do not always live in propor- tion to the amonnt of food we eat, but we do live in proportion to the air We breathe. I believe if every women Who reads this would make up her mind the coining year to -consume more pure air, she would by so -much escape headache?, depression of spirit. - hysterical troubles, physieal. weakneis and a hundred Other evils, and be a gre,at deal happier and spread happiness in • her path, when often she carries glocen and misi3ry. NotThe Anaweri. Expected. - Mr, T. W. Russell's 'question 'hitt night about the Town Council of Cork _and the Pope's_ Jubilee did excellent service against him. He wanted to know.: whether the Cork City Council decided, bee2,5 votes to 7, on January- 27, that the 'expense incurr, d .by the Mayor in going to Rome to present the Pope with an address of congratulation on his Episcopal Jubilee should be paid out of the rates ; and whether taxing the . pro- testant minority of the City tor such a. purpose was legal. The legality of_ the 'vote • , Don't. . Do net wear a hat dr -bonnet out of pro- portion to the hesi, no matter...what the prevailitigmode maybe, 2, Do not wear a wide or heavy trimming If youippesess a small face. Do not _Wear, a. severely- plain bOnnet if you have ne binge. - _ D6 notwearties if the throat is full an large. Stout ladies should avoidthe bow If the throat. Heavy ribbons and;lace ties should be tabooed withlarge Do nob wear a navy- blue 'veil on a cold day.. - • Do not .wear alred Veil on a hot. afters , - • - Do not wear a. veil below the nose if the face is long..1. , " ' - Do_ not wear a hat of many Materials. Use only a, few -the day for Joseph's coat I. . - ispast. - - Rob -it hakof. everything possible, but do' not give it al poverty-striciOn air. - Do not wear large hats at the theatre, as. they are only a burden to.yourSelf and. a nuisance to many. i• .• Do not *ear a mourning veil with. a toque., A smell bonnet. is the only proper thing- and _may. be made to rest :upon the top of the I head, but the back Should be put aut. Do not purchase a hat simply be- cause it. is !pretty, but ascertain if it is becoming and appropriate, and; tlien secure it for its eternal fitness." -N. Y. Herald. - • r • up011_poetry. suppose, was to stir up some odium theolog- P110tOGRAPIli AND sricernosaiie-e. imbue and in this he was atnusiegly de - 1 • • It was drawing near the . dawn when we leafed,. for it turned -out that - the mmority retired from the .astronomtcal. 'banquet. .1 on the Council who Opposed:- the -grant was still - deeiredi before • getting" a orief exeielsively :Catholic; whilst, the: Majority elleep, to witness the making of ionie- Star who carried it was largely; composed Of Protestants!An excellent . illustration :Of the - way- in ,which . many Jrislimen. are Superior .to the narrowleigotry with *Well Mr..Rusiell is for ever -discrediting theme.= Westininste4- Gazette. . . . From what- I. gathered, Jamee Lick i photographs,: but - at the, -door,. of , the - atnas-sed . his forieme chiefly by lucky i special Wilding devoted to this stood a • toiaipecula,tikrts, and was led to dedi- I lighted lanti3rm, it was :a sign; not. to be -0.J.t• -I-4. large portiotcof :it, $700,000 to this disregarded, that one; of the professional • rhoisio purpoite, rather.. by vague, dreamy; staff was beisy. within faking . stellar: pic- I teenicendent idetei . than upon- strictly . tures. : Like an African chide who leaveS, iieiseetific isettindelt lie had . come • across his slippers and his epeeeetentside ':the, -,-hut spiri!Inr.liOic " , books,. hill of 1 where he has . !Sought. the society of his theories.about life upon ihe MOOo- and the f inizitrees,,orie of .the "Magi" of • -Lick --eat ' planet, En cl t). -le, lics'.aibility of -some -day 1- clitseted there. .witli . Urania, ; and. even Mr.• '-and.eomatteir communicatieg wit -planet -ate i Holden did not dare to enter. Deep is the people; .-- or at leset- of clemoestratipgi-adlit, truly., -of America 'first, and -.next - of all the civilized. _ world., to. - these accent-. plished and devoted Men,. who, . on the sum• mit of that 'lonely mountain,teil patiently.- through t every clear suitable night, noting and _recording all that is moving in the (heavens. - - - ' " • - THE FASCINATION OF 'ASTRONOMY. the' existence_ of "other rages_ in other werlds."- The bigger_ the- .glass the better. :the chance he thought Cowie- - qiiently that !..yafit instrument was Ordered of mean - Clarke, -and the :Lick. Trust was forme -d-.-- He would he diseppointe-d, prob- ably -CeuId gaze through_ his -.oxen _ - weede-rtut tube and -note. how little it can. The -director told me - that when any of do -With, etars and suits' and lar -off depths- 1 • eliiiprofessors took . leave: Of, absence they epace, beyond the erclinary:powers of anyt tee"flector . idelliTit...iilwaJre-retuened long - before the.ex-- ---ne repira ion of their tenni unable to keep away _ - T1113' (.1LORIES OF °RT°. -k• froth their peaceful and • exalted :templeof hadWe been talking much' of La Place's science. He himself had not left his learned The -scriptural text the New York Mail and Express which announced the death of its proprietor, Colonel Shepard, was: "We bring our years to an end-- tei tale that is told.' Old Gentleman -Now, you children, Tit tell you what, it is, if you make any more noise in front of my house I'll speak to that policeman. Chorus of Juveniles (muck tickled) -That policemani! Boo We ain't, &leered of 'un' - Why, that's father! ' "Employment Agente.-What alvasthe -mat- ter with your lose place ?" Domestic -The couplo had only been married a - Meath, en'. I cednit-stand the love-makin." . Agent- Well,there'e a chance in a- house. telieee the couple have1 been Married ten years." Do- niestice-Thet's too long. Iliked peace an' , quiet."' , The •coetnePeliten nature of the pet:mile tion of Chicago is shown by the published • stent that at the last election 131,335 -•- Mr, Proldrocks-You haven't Zone :a lick •votes 'were!. by native-born citizens I f- - of work since you married- my daughter. .1- and 128,210 by foreigners. The Germans. •Mr. goftsinapeel know it; sit but I worked ' are Credited- With 45,000, the frigh with hard for two• years • befere I 'gel t her, - 23 578 and the Seandintevians En8lish - _ - . / 4 . I - _ "What do you think of my Easter hal Poles, Bolierniens; Scotch, Russtiais; a,na.: French followin the &der named, jobek- e.'.' g.' Well, it's .: what- I'd call large 1 dian's and an.l be Very sorry . . , .. . ..., . . , , . e LB men, and elegant. But when for it. -. 4 - : Frederick Jackson an 'itisel' h will "Easter meets. a.' the last contributing hut 643. -.. . .._ nor'eastet I shall start - for the Worth Pole sonietime . next . -Margaret-,You mustn't point that gun' and Will • be • a rival of Lieut at - me Gerrie. You know mamma told you -never to :point-- an empty gun : at any.. Peary Pi the search for fan*. _ one. -.CierieeeThit this one isn't empty ;:it's ''', Womaii!(who has given' soniethgiine' to.. eat loaded. .- : • s . - . - • . to a trEhTli)-1,-ribu have a veryawkward way . eating, mana,,,-, • .. - ramp -Yes, ma'am eel - • Kitty Winelliow-How a girl changes I 13', . eating,e remember that Jennie seafaan.uEed.to ettee- guess it's ?mite I'm out of practice: ' the most lefty and exacting ideas aboutlove ...- Society lie looking at its weli-Worn' sack - and matrimony,' Tom DeWitt -And whom cloth. Lay it by carefully, foId it with did she finality marry te; Kitty Winslow- care; cut! on the bias and fasletened so An Engliik nobleman.- • - spare, 1-1JYYtt. • - -STIATS.HINIS comes, 110 matter haw - dark the clouds are, whoa thee iswodrnademan.wkihme byhOrnz eateerangemeneis down by woman's troubles • lif turns to Dr. Pierces Fa*- orite Prescription. U her • chronic w den-. ' disorders that at - 'et her sex they are come pletely. cured. If overworked, nervous); earl " run-down " she has new * life and strength. 18 ::po YaNivoerfrithu 4Preinvsfripgo tient. le ng tonic and a soothing. pnd - strengthening nervine,, purely vegetable, perfectly harmless. It regulates and promotes all the proper functions of womanhood, .improves digestion, enriches the bloody dispels aches : be guendmaredPajninStSeoetasu.burtielgsandr.unfailinfrishingg tslhaeetPlitancand re- qP` stores health and vigor. • For every "female -complaint" and disturbance, it is the only If it doesn't benefit or cure, you have your: moues tack. ITHRIplete love stories and 100 Povular_Songsailk.' LLINCDeteetiveStorleS, id Coll,* cents (silver). ilnd..affm. Boyiestou, • - AGtNTS •WANTED Olf SALARY Or commission, to handle the new Patent? Chemical Ink Erasing Pencil.. Agents ma $50 per week.- Monroe Eraser Manufacturi Co., x290, LaCrosse, Wis. T.PARMS FOR SALE -THE UNDERSIGN 1.- has a number of choicest farms for sale in the County of Lambton, the garden of Canada for grain, fruit and dairy purposes, also town properties for sale in the thriving Town ux . • Forest - a brick h very stable for sale ata b a! I gain. First-class blacksmith" and carriage shop. Good stand. Apply to THOMAS WOOD; Land and General Agent, Forest, Ont. „ASTHMA., ten days' trial of the best eeinedy on earth, that gives instant relief and performs positive cures in -itil cases of Asthma, will. be sentfreer to all who.arply this month. As we d� not ask you to pay us one cent for this wonderful reri edy, you will be guilty of a crime against you self if you do not write for it and give it a f trial. - If it does not prove as we claim, we the losers, not you. Addr0s, iwiucdiatel Chester Medical Co, 476 Spadro?'*- roato, Ont. _4( , . • •••• f 4 11.7-;•1”:;' • 4:1' 1 3 -f4.4.6.0.• • -