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Lucknow Sentinel, 1893-04-14, Page 7- k CA' - , • , • - The.childrenis Land. IMOVir.a Ian& a beautiful land,' - Fairer than isles of the East •-" - Where the farthest hills- are rainbovi-spanned, - And mirth hoIdS an endl&s feast . Where tears are dried: 1ie the morning dew, • Andjeys are many and griefse,re few • Where the old each day grow wad and•ne*, And life rings elea.r as a bell ; Oh the land- where the Chimes speak sweet •and true - - -Ls the land where the 'laren . , - There -Ure beatitiful;. lands 'where the rivers flow Through valley -Sof ripened grain : - • There- are lans where arniles of worshipers •• know 7 • No God but theG-od of Gain. _ The chink of gold is the -song they sing, _ And all their lifetime harvesting • Are the'glitiering joys that gold Tmay bring, •'• In measures they buy and ; • • But the land where loveis the coin and king Is the land where the children dwell, - romp in trdoPs through this beautiful land m Morning till set of sun, - • he Drowsy -Fairies . have sweet dreams planned • • _en the little tasks are done.• • I are no strivings for power and place, T last are first in the Mimic race. - All -hearts are trusted,: all Iife is.grace„ - • And.peage sings 'All goes ' For. God walks daily with unveiled -face.- In the,14d where the children dwell! A Rain lileau. I had a -big nffirelta, she had none- • - 'Twas rainy weather- - • And, joy too exquisite to think upon,. • We walked together! • •_ No woodland shaae was ever half so itind- Nor so peetie_ * - - As. that gaunt dome, unlovely. and 'unlined, - Black -ribbed, ascetic. • - • And anrely never bird sang sweeter song From bcnighs or ledges_ : • _ As that the rain sang; dripping from its strong Brown silken edges.. . . • LE ARN.• .In oilier to carve out a- fortune one must be sharp.-. jclothing store a'nd asked : "Have you any. •The man whit always looking .for .Mud generelly nada-it:1e- .•- . Making bye is a game that two oan.play at. When there- ere three it ift work. I - •• . , • . - There is one thing: about..-ivonien, s. _Work; they .areitievet expected to .ivhietle for their The crinoline idewkWard enough to be a deforinity, but Hit conies -Wei shell accept it 11ther.e.is'itiLL a - I ble : eTiftre . I blesse the mhddy puddles on the ground.And-heiped her over. . I - What rap,ture thus froin angry wind and storm To shield -and -hold her myself-;-elose nestling, kind and warm -t Agatest mysho alder' . . . _ waltzed.. until the rising of the swn To music sweetest - • • That ever made two hearts' beat as one, In yvaltz-thefleoest.,.. • • • - But Of all aids, and adjuncts that beguile The soul to paitdoo; - • ;- _ swear -a wet umbrella caps the style And leads the fashion: - e driving gusts -the clouds that - • or . . • •. Adude -eocueed Of 'allowint. his rtreusere to bag ,st the 'knee pleaded that they de - not -ed Lenten devotion. - • • (i` . Dr. Johnson, being ash e a . . -eats definition of nonsense, repine r, it is nonsense to bolt the doorwitha boiled eeraot."! and " reci es." The "Century • Long Bair and Gentifi. Long hair was in vogue amiono musicians According to _ ,uthiirit;y we etinfuee:- Our r, creep Dicti nary " ape' like it g '` treceipts,, '' .when. refer titg to a coo in formula, . reeves ,- her,* Aapplied to a -physician's prescription. It -They are going to try the mirilster -fter heresy," said Deacon Potterbye - "How so ?" :asked the sinner. 66 .W'y, webada pound party for his -benefit -a few weeksago, and *hat did he 'dobut have a pair of pealed -and weigh everything that Was thing : especially :appropriate for me "Yes,. sir, ! replied the floorwalkers . "Let: neellow Yeti Our line of .breaalcloths," . - - Country t. Uneie4e•Blesi. . yen, „my. _ boy,. there's no east of ffiniii the country. - •You; must come up -when it's the season for•hiiSkal ing beet. ' City Nephew (nervonslyteeDeeht me!. / shouldn't Ohre evan to: husk. 'a bee - unless , 'seine one would first wemove thei 1 Sting. : ' -, . ...,.- . , • - .•- According to Dr. Edward Everett Hale • . . , the late -Dr, Andrew Peabody', While looking over.ionie papers One day, discOvered that he was $40,000 richer than: he had heen.the year before. ' -_ Thereupon he wrote' to 'the assessors of Cambridge and directed them to increase . . s. • • . . • his tax bill,• . , Lett • Sunday t_..a New _York clergymaa ,preisched . t oit: , Christ •- passing t througll. Samaria, and- he wield. the stereopticon to -show ellthe.intetesting 'scenes of that couni .try; including Jacob's tower, .the, interior and exterior. of Jeasetiles tomb and a picture :of Jesus talking with the Samaritan woman atlhe;Well.' - Ye:.,:idently the plan is a takiiig one, for this clergyinan states- 04 his. conr • geegetione number 500 - and, 600, as. agtinst titOt that used to listen- to hiM e ,while eget.. ighttagethe devil with the-itereopti con ri ettiee that nitty have great restilts 7. The oid.lthirein Jeans. and artiste longrefter it ceased to be worn by the rest of metikind,eays a wri -• London Graphic. The elongthai With his yelvet•coat, his sombre , mysterious • cloek, has altogeth ;peered, and lengthy locks only linger now- adays, with a le* exceptions, on thelead. of the musician. . - Indeed, this -luxuriant • thatch Would appear to exercise a potent in- - fluence on audiences, for it is said,- in *the tagreeracnt • of ,a notable- pianist about to go on:a foreign' tour, there- was a special _ clause that he shall not have his -hair cut. •r in the d tartlet, o 'a, d his diatatt- brought in." _ - IlieeBessie Ieft Chicago on the 2nd 'met. to verify a boast Made by a local railteatit manager to some foreign visitors that a lady could leave ,Chicago for Pert - land, Ore., thence to Sari .Francisco, Cl., and El Paso, Tex.; thence to the City of Mexico,tothe top' -of the hill of Chapul- tepee, return. to Laredo, Tex.,.thence to ,St. Louis; New York and Boston, and back to Chicago withelit .putting her foot on the ground. The trip is not designed -to m quick time, but to show the _comfort, con.. venience and safety of American railways. This Possibility is an invention, but it is an extraordinary thing that musicians are well • nigh the only people left . who give but 'Milted employment to the shears of the bather. - It is also a fact that their hair flourishes better than most people'. have recently heard a theory and incidentally thereelisappeard from the -that the great prevalence -of baldnees in the I maks of the nobility a strange and 1,gro- Another -sensatiepal (teeth . has • °centred in. New York. :-Aryonag woman, giving her: nae as LizeieeWilson, took an overdose of ltuidanuni int her room at a • theattiCal- hoarding-hot* and died before medical aid .aerived. She left severei letters, in.One of which she Wrote "1 am -Calmly and de- liberately :taking my life.- . No One is to be .accused of each except Fred Ahmett,„ • He is a.fraud and New -Voile should take cake_ of -hint. He Is eaeobber and .swindler: . Lizzie Wilson.- P. S. -These e marks On my body aro mark Of Ahmett's hive." This rather grim.sercesra. The monks of the middle- agesdivided-' the kiss. into fifteen distinct and separate orders -first,- the deco -tains -9r modest kiss ; second, - the diplomatic or kiss of policy;:third, the spying kiss, to ascertain .if e woman has. drunk wine ; fourth, the: Brave_ kisea. fifth, the - infamous -a- °hatch..penance; sixth, the .slipper kiss; ..practiced towards tyrants'Seventh, the :jadical-lkies ; eighth,. the feudal kits; niath, the religions kiss (kissing the .cross):; tenth, the adadernical- kise (onjoining a.eolernii bititheihood).; -eleventh', the head kiss elwelfth, the JiideB 'Iriat• -thirteeath, the inedicat kiss "(forthe. -He was old,tand grim, and grizzled, and- graly With whiskers-, that 'looked -like a forkful o - hay, -- And he'lilved ps.illt style for a man of hi _ means,- - • ,j1 - -while MS costamo ran mostly to nafinel an •". jeans.' • . His neighbors made a sort of a butt and a jo of him-- ' Calic him "lazy old Bill" whenever they spoke ofahim ; _ • - And yet to his wife--,and-.Who dares call her silly?- , He was never aught other than "Darling" Willie.' materials for future use. The ideal would be a polished too!, 'garnished with rugs in sufficient number to give an "'as- pect andtfeelin4 - of comfort, while - ad- mitting .of easy exposure to the salutary influence of airond. light rugs,- carpets•aud curtains might to be frequently phelcen and hung up in the Air, if -they are to remain sweet -not °melts month or year, , but twice or thrice a week, if not oftener. At this price only can we hope to deprive confined spaces of their native unwholesomeness, and .the sooner housewives lay- this maxim to. their hearts and eat upon it the better. - - - When winter. eeated itself this time it got caught onthe brokenepring. - - Some men would think they were :cheated if theyhaalhe :mumps lighter than their neighbors. a. - Joy travels alone and makes short calls Grief brings along e large family and. steps all Summer. •• ' - Horse reporter -Anything new infashions this season? Fashion Editor -Yes. They're spelling ." ! Without the '62 now. NO matter- whether he has been to college or not, the man who can keep -thivettO. when things go wrong is•a_man of power. -Ram'.' The slave trade, the chief 1 Bonne of• recruits or thethatem, still fleuri hes in tls city of this.$uttan..: It is conducted aline exclusively by a tribe -of' Tcherkessea,.kno as Tessirehis.A white bey in -good healt from 8te, 14 piktis old, .00sts $8 to $1O. • he has any acquirements, such, for hist:ante, as _e_knoieledge of ..choleery or other houset worke he will ;command t twice Sts Mach. IA girl ender- 10 yeara old may be had for while a maiden betweencl .12 an 16, esp a- ' ially if she can road and write and strum a little - on the , zither,. is worth !.$4,600: A female -slave of exceptional beauty, - young, White and a virgin -t -the Style Meet in. Vogue are blondes With black . eyes -fetches from, $5,000 to $7,500.. For a choke -Specinicif with a imatteting of Feench: and t able to play a_ fewairson the pleat.), a rich_arioatetir :kali been. known to pay as Much as i$13,500. But, as may he: supposed; the demand for article d of this description has greatly fallen -Off since the halcyon titile of per- petual loins, and profuse .expenditures.. . A strong blacktelave Sells . fo:r :04°0 $100 a black Maiden • $75 to $90. Atiterioan- "ads ". are fuany enongha English "adses are funnier. The. other purpose of, heeling some sicknese) ; four- teenth, the kiss of etiquette • fifteenth; the kis cif lovee-the only real 'The greatest eaterin England is dead, present dey is entireletj due to the constant _close cropping, which has existed for the lastfive and -twenty years. If you look at the portraits of. celebrities' of, thirty or forty. years ago, you will be perfectly attPnished at the - carefully 'arranged coiffure whioh, -meendered over their coat collars, and " you, feel inclined to begin singing,- " Get yer- : cut.,' Without farther delay. ' You will also anlazed to learn th.at most. then retain -ea this extraordinary growth. to the ;end of their days.... It is sincerely to be hoped that the theory which .has recently been started will not be the Means of the intro le ction of e race of long-haired men. When a sensible welkin:a sits.. , She sits down when combing her .-hair, • putting on -her coametics and coiffuring her head. When she is' having, a dress fitted and _thereby secures. a. perfect cut. If only going up- in an - elevator to the - tecond_ floor, a h-%lf minute's rest, is better , than nonp, she argues. - AecOm duties:0 Battonb-e. hes a dozen and one kitchen top of a restful stool. or bodice, settles her bonnet- - and -Oita on' er gloves whea off her_ feet-, . pitying meanwhile the shortsightedness of -the sitter-. who insisis Upon keeping on the • r. b move gowned. - Sits while waiting for her change ; sits if tesque.•figure. The late Duke of Bedford, 000,000,- was practically It recluse, and though enormously riCh, ahgreat miser. His one rabsierbing thought was pile up fdrtlier -hoards,. ancl-finci new possibilities of retrenchment.. Deringthe 'het:: few. years he had become physically almost a Mon-- strosity,. 'through indulgence in a most tint- tonniis appetite: . This Made him. 'very derpulent, and this turn. dompelled seden- tary that:ate, whioh. tended to inereatehis - .Bize. He ate;:one acquaintance says, like a wolf.: lite was -reputed: to be the !largest and -heaviest • feeder 'in, England; .and those who had • seen him eating say it was a sight never - to be forgotten: • Heart disease was the iitimtdiate cause of death, but he really died' of gluttony. - 7 - _lee shodld neVer he allowed to stand who leaves behind him an estate of $50 - gern- Sandlorti-eGo and -weke ti/. gentleman at No: 7. Boots -Bub he told me to waken him in a couple of hours. t Lencliord-t-Nona sensiale Wake bun now: He neither eats nor &lit ks anything so long as. he is asleep.. "Madam, this scapegrace son of yours stole two -pounds of candy out of my. Chop this morning.": "You wretched" boy ! YOTitlia have the stomach-. ache now, suede:iv-L. But never mind, sir, give him an emetic.'! closed in every room. Remove sates cinders and 'ashes and 'clean out aIF the flues and pipes. Many housekeepers have the pipes removed, but the smoke -pipe is really the only One that it is necessary to take down. This pipe is liable to rust, bet- arise- of the moisture it gathera from the chimney ; nevertheless; if there be noway ef heating and drying the houseduring a col& darepperiod in summer except by building fire in the furnace, it would be cheaper to renew this smoke -pipe every few years than run the riskof havingthefamilymadeillfront receiving a chill. While the men are in this house to clean the furnace it would het economy to have them clean the flues in the range and also the _chimneys. Open the cellar windows; to bring everything intim - the light. - Have, the coal bins cleaned.. Brush everything free from dust. Now sweep the ceiling and walls as well is the floor. -Brush the walls once more. Wank the windows and. any closets, shelves or tables 'there may be in the cellar. Now have the whitewashed. Before the various articles stortd in the celler are put beck in place, brush there again. Sweep the floor once more. . bit day, itt the 'Referee one: of the most prominent advertisers was an .uudertaker by the me of I3erry, and after e glowing description of -his wares, particularly a new set of • fleet - &has coffins that had just been introduced from the Colchester factories Ur. Berry ended with these funereal words 646 ter having once used any of Betry's gepds you will never use eneeother.". ' " What are ,yonreintentions „concerning mei daughter,' Hiekti ?" asked Mand's mother, "You have been calling here- 'so much that :it has exCited. reinark." "1 hope to be a br4ther to her, 'lira. Andrews," said Hiatt' earnestly. - Taddelle-LThere isea great difference be- tvieen-Sametellti two children. suppose One's a son and the :tither'S a daughter. --Taddells--Therels more . differ- enee-than The son is.a backward boy and the daughter is*a forviardtgirL. . There are now nearly two hundred women practicing dentistry in the. 'gaited States. Althoughaboutthirty years since ;the first woman began practice in this profession, it- is only ev4thin the last ten years that -- the lumber entering the profession. luta become crinsidetable. - • " Eacuse-_me said the young business _ Man ter the typewriter, „ " but. I'd like to en opportunity offers •while .dhettirig- With a. friend. s truth, -the situation', must be • indeed barren of chances' for rest: when you - see this sensible woman on her feet; Thereisjust oae_deroaaid Mille which she cannot meet-- and cope with uniesi . she is on her feet, and that is patting on her Veil. This is a delicate operation and calls for. un- 'tr.ammeled arms and. plinty. of scope for .icaovernent. She -tilts forward on her toss, tiltsbackon her heels, tams to the right, to the left, ar,d' not until each .fold and - wrinkle is faightened out to her -entire satisfaction os the fair -cretture breathe a deep sigh ana-deop into a chair. -Chicago Tribune. • • She Kissed the niarAkey stone. 1.Ady Aberdeen asfew -days ago made an excursion by moonlight to Blarney-, and don't know, but I.fancy.Eoluseemst • .: . . . The . record toile.: that 242,856 railway bars passed through the -Greed Trunk visr tunnel at Sarnia during the :year 1191 This iis. at the rata of 776 cars a day ;the year.: „ The number of .freight card bound eastward Wait 111,193, and freight cars t bound westward 110,004: - The. pas- senger carriages -numbered 21,059, namely,. 10,891 west -bound end 10,768 east -bound. That, taboalit seventy :carriages with pas- sengera :every twenty-four: hears, repre- senting •probably i45.00- to 2,090-; Men, linemen and children eael,c.',Weeit day,- or. say hell a million in the year, made.the.eiteicage .Of this highway between the United. titbits • Think er it. 4 Neter before in the 'history of the world. was there*a remedy for corns as, Safe, pain- less and certain as Putnam's Painiesis Com Extractor. It makes no sore spots and aefee speedily. 'Try Putnam's Cora tExtractor. At druggist. make a BuggeStion.35 e ' _What is ib I". she asked. " Youieught to try your skill as a peacemaker.?! l't I don't understand." "In year letters, I Mean: You nouns and verbs Alen% seem t,3 quite agree." - grumpett--eYes, it's true • we're getting old, Scotiell but we. live our youth Over again in our 01in-demi, don't we? : Scorjell -Wedo, Orientalist% we _do - !. . I'm 'Putting in all my evenings helping that lazy boy .o.f. Mille through his Latin -.end algebra,' and I thought I was 'dole With the hideous thing upon the.: " green -de. If it mnit:Uni-VOid- ably_ be Made ennie time before it is used, the liquid should be peered from the leaves. It may then be -kept ready for a delayed Member of the family for time. With...-. out eerie -us deterioration, pr 'at least with- out thet addition :of any .harmful Toi -aidn this desideratum a special teapot has recently been -introduced.--.. -It, is made of brown. earthenware Or of Porcelain. -There istnit*_tmetal; net even silver, :need ita Its fmake. The chief characteristic of this tea- pot is the. porcelain "drip" of perforated Ware; -which_ fits inside ithe : teapot -below the. clever. The tea is plaqed: in this. "drip" and, the boiling Water is .placed over it. .By thies. Means the tea leaves are prevented from sinking to the bottom, and -there is no danger of tannin benag-extracted.. -Teapota. of . this :kind are very COH1MQD itt China and, 'Russia, where they 'are sold.""at a low figure, - Young Man -I wish Your opinion, sit, as to whetheryourdaughter would:mak Mee good wife Lawyer -No, sir;..she-' Wchild not. Five del:lees,- - Newbride-Why t You are in: sec. . . end! ornieg, and your husband- has not tMea',dead ! Mrs.. "Weed -Ba he 4--iiiitartny second husband, yontlencer • preenme that Hee-6.1ee uust been the :god of.ptize fighting..- harei and Canada; " Well, said the intelliglice man _ haughty waitress' invaded his office, 66 brought . you back s'soon ? Weren't s a hat the boarders -high-toned enough " Boarders all right -it's - righte-it's j the mis9 us. Why, she - • es_etillY-Orderefl Me- to take off' nev awelry afore I went into- the dining room." " Well, did you ?"' "..ItTot :Much, I - * The idee ! ,AlLthe _jew`elry I had on -Was a ;watch and chain, an' a few -stick-pins. an .niy- earrings, an' _. geld glasses, an' the oexiyments itt. my hair, an' foar engagement rings, an' a • pair of geld'bracelets!l.0" otto bretestPin. .8"pose. I'd been rigged out ith. -jewelry like some of the boarders? SakeS alive* i• I'm kilt Crushed A Penny Saved is a Penny awned. Mr. Pettypull (at railway ticketeofficel— What is the fare to Buffalo? - Ticket Agent -Eight- dollars. Mi. Pettypall-What is the excursion rate? Ticket Agent -We have no excursions tee Buffalo. • Mr. Pettypulle-No ? Well, what am yoTuricalret6iAalgreanr (exasperated) -We have special rates, Here -I Do you wanta ticket!. Mr. Pettypiill-:Oh, no! , have a pass there, and I just want to know how muck -t saving me. Gnomes' TOOTACHE Gum acts as Si temporary filling and stops toothache in- stantly. Sold by druggists. • • • there, by candlelight, kissed the Blarney Stone,' f in order tp. qualify herself "before going out to the Irish Village_ at the Chi- cago Ehibition, -where 'she- is to he "at home most of the time ina cottage With a _ . thatkhed roof. have been. He was the god of winds._ _ Where _ are you going, ne yi pretty ?" ' " I'm going out shopping, ' • ' ' I. 37 years _ago, , • . 1 1 • In the famous cellars of the Hotel ,de Ville, -at Bremen the re are a dozen cases of holy wine, which have been preserved, for 250 years. ',If the coat of maintaining the cellar, -payment of rent, interest upon the original value Of the wine and other inci- dental charges are considered, a bottle of this choice 'wine has cost £400,000, each glassful £54000 and a single drop could not be sold without lose under£40. board a shiP,' and seeing the .aaptain asked 0 • "1 don't -believe that steak weighs two' pounds," said old Nipper, surveying the meat just sent home from the butcher 661'11 weigh it and Make Chopson deductfor • the shortage." Well," said he aftie doing so,. it's two pounds and a by jingo!" You will have to pay Chop,soni for anothershalf pound," said Kra. Nipper. ' "Not I -that's -his mistakes" Alec Tricity-DO you believe in eiectroat e__ elation ? Foggarty-No, sir, I do not ! The: • old-fishioned way of hanging that suited my forefathers is good enough for me. - • The postage stamp colleCtione of the 11.5 members of the London Philatelic -Society are worth; $60,000. she'said.. " Can I go with you,r. my pretty maid?' "- You'ie not the. shade of 'green I -want 'she said. • - . PhYsciari-aWell, Mr. -Ayling, whdt is - new ? Atty., , teeth- trouble -.en - . • . ' • ' . . A member of the Zoological Society ays : "1 once had a cat which _always sat p to the dinner -table with me, and his n pkin round his, neck and his plate and twine fish. He used to paw, of course, but he was very particular,'aeid behaved with extra,ordetary decoruni. WhonIehad finished: his satnetimes gave hitn'a piece .0 day.he_wae not to be found when. the di bell rang, so began without him. as the piates- were pat round - puss rushing upstairs and sprang.: into, his with two -mice in mouth.. . Bef .ceUld .be stopped he -dropped a: .mouse on. MS own plate:And ;then one on mine. - Be sh -One leer. *Just: came chair re he A boy seeking for veork one day weht -on him if he *said give him some work.The captain after thinkingfor some minutes, said e '1' Well, I will give you; some Work if you can make three .eivis to _ that piece • of rope." The boy, stooping down, picked up the rope, -and said: It has two ends already, and (throwing the rope overboard) there,is -paitend to the rope. Therefore, - ft has three instil." _ . -I • . . had divided. ifis dinner with me, as ' had often divided/Mine. with him." • THE BpZZARD OF •TH gPRING. • intrd qf the *inter has gone by ph fleecy The i „s - - . - /lathe toughest one is facing uS-th0b1izzard: T . of thes lug. • • " . - 'TwUl strike you- fifty ways at once and whirl ' yen all 04, out, ' • • _ ' '. . )ad.' stand, you on your" head until you're ' knockefIcempletely out.- ' .- ' V-oki get up in -.the morning when. the sun is te. shining bright, ' - _ -,,:.?• ' !, .. , -.• V. smile- Upon your `wife's- face makeS yo A feel happy quite • - ' I I ' , 'mansrVery d the efore- Some interesting detailon the largest farm in. England have just been published by "Bell's Weekly Messenger. This honor :belongs to Withcall Farm, neer Louth,. in ILincolnshire, which consists Of the whole parish of Withcall and 70 acres in Weltonfle•Virold,- and contains 2;556 acres. There are 36 cottages with gardens on the fefm,- all occupied by the farm laborers, and all supplied with water from the works on the estate. Seventy-five men and. boys are Constantly employed on the farm. 1 - - The use of milk and eggs as a diet or an aid in building up a patient is often a tea/ to the nurse. Many patients will take milk slightly warm, or °Vett hot, and digest it readily, when cold milk Causes distress.. -- 16 is an excellent plan, suggests the Yuri*? to rinse the mouth with cold, co-ol or -kofe water,- as preferred, before and after drink- ing milk. The taste left in the mouth of' many persons after a drink of milk, eve. cially a small quantity, often causes the patient to dislike it. The secret of /MOMS& in giving milk and eggs to those who would. rather not take them is to prepare them in - different ways. :Fora delicate stomach the white of the egg, well beaten, added to hots or cold milk, sweetened to taste, will often itrove tempting, when even the sight of the yolk with milk is unpleasant. After a time; a little of the yolk may be used, the White of the egg being added last, and not stirred_ into the milk, but left at the top of the glass for ornament. Trinity. Church, . Omaha, Neb.; has adopted the nickel -in -the -slot idea as the means of liquidating its church debt-. At the close -Of each. session - of the Sunday school the Superintendent brings forth an artistically shaped red -lettered box with a -slet in the lid. It is called „the birthday box. _ The- of diecretion invites -all who have had birthdays during the preceding week to come forward and deposit a nickel for each_ year of their age. It is supposed, of course; that mine but the Superintendent and thetcheetful giver sees and counts the nickels. as they deep into the box, whichttas a -precautionary measure, is padlocked.. The scheme is reported to be a great success, as from'one tiolthree persons pay tribute and rne e silent confession each week. - . Dasty Rhodes -Say, dere's a story in de paper about a men what killed all his folkse becauae dey wanted hitn to go to work. Weary Raggles-Dat was terrible ! Rhodes -Ye -es; dey. °tighter have -knows& better. atlIrreaFINFOXISIMait Beware, for of t en times yoti'll find that shrewdest wiles . ittby the Rate is -still Three Cents. • - hatching an her brain ^ behind • - Because. your young- menandbachelor,in e - • • hand ? Caller -No, I don't . thk . you Just swetstlikesmilethe LurkingApril clouds behi ; - whi o Will not indrryi clon t write love letters could_call it exactly a fresh trouble, doctor* - - - . us. teefeate_tfe usiest 9 eStr• ' 1- They seine titnes h'urst in torrents just and htbns Of th P - morning-sun - -office DepartmInt.t--Bufalo- Naos. - the day is done. • " ' . • • _lead. pencil.i.n.'whic,h, Mst.ead_Of a Pon- en mostber_ homee the carpet cornea .up only • The de'vil has 1-10 ai114iety abotit the nian stril! of • 1:e.adp is. insetted- a- wain _ . once a year; by which tune it is as iull . of - AccordMg id- a MIT BPrim,y1- the- knift-; .is 11481de" " • - our rOoms • preserve a Musty spite J --------------------- who is mean to -hit wife. • Sliort pi&3es of pointed - feta,. so - that . its Where do ail th9. liliee MoTro •-P k tiUterstices will allow.: • No wonder then if h •-s 'ilvailal;le Without thel-mirobes- acaum . - elated filth. 1fee furnishes a gteat part ef Jr' • Ones teamz=i Teaoher-Why is this .caiied of the periodical -opening of windows . and brought 2,113. 6!)-X,03. the other day, bekide,s Per4d 2.946 Bright ifyeixi-vtgorouji.ip,;v4eping„ whieh only distlacet a t4 - of hivie aed hPr fiovvers • The tak‘ • btd-test-- '•daY- klutainer an' the portion • of the dust :to settle promptly floral Ob-eervauf.P). - VP'ir COlaeg day in winter,.. add. - em together els.ewhere:. ur some less accesstb . , exoess-,. it is. a otiqtrii thall adcards very by year .and,- e,t, t a•_11' by two, the Weather 'veil )11 abeett • - : . • st.:"Fixed carpets are even more objeot and Unwholesome ii..beilecomie..f0 ' beantifully whh the .Signifi6Nnee of Easter- Veeitihed'ebOut 250 -poUnds • and 'wes* they absord• the -fetid emana.itione. tide. •- rater extensive in girth. He. went, tato. a night and.: soak up venous dedone I HOMO hunting is the order of the season, and mighty nice weather it is for that occu- pation; and how the chronic' holisehunter is Making. hay, -. too. Did it ever occur to dear i reader, that -lionseinuithig is e fed With -about three-fourths of those- who prikage inithat enticing pastime.? Well; it. is e and • ib. is. also .noticeiable that r nio_st -beasts hunters are of the. feminine gender. It is a great opportunity for the curitus sex gra- ify: their Sornetirneywerweening , Care to see-ineide other pe ple's, houses and how faithfully do theyply their eccupa- don.• is but :once a year they get a good chance; no time is lost in improving it and,eVerything. die is laid aside that . they may indulge iti poking about. looking .at house. New housers old . houses; houses they wouldn't live ia!t:t any price, all have to pass the, careful inspeotion of the house henter: lIf you, dear reader, happen to live just nowin one of the houses npien which a "To rent sign is tacked thelode of these fevv wordsiwill come home to You with all vigor; - - - : • - . ' no part of the henite is it SO' important that tlie hkaning-he therm; ghly,done as in tfie cellar, *rites Maria Parka' prac-, tidal article entitled "When Cleaning House,"lin the April Ladies.' Hoine Journal. Not a corner shottld_ be slighted. Begin With the furnace. -Haiti the. registers - enable .there. the osible FROM BEAD BEAD TO ZOO? you feel the good that's doneby Dr. Fleeces • Golden Medical Discovery. It purifies the blood. And through the blood, it cleanseee repairs, and invigorates the whole system. 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