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Lucknow Sentinel, 1893-04-07, Page 3it: • Li1161••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• . • . . . , LAUGH AM:I.:LEARN. one. of the best-known . .Amerksan Poets,. .:- • - • Some people werecalling - on hintand. iiii wifeancl after a while he - said: to-hi-810'de . .. . . The Ninety And Nine.. girl, :who was - playing. Afieut- the: room: There are ninety and dine who live and the ,, " Go Up--- -staira and _tell -: your 'minutia Mr. • ,.' In Winger and wa,fit. and cold; • - - ,. That one may Iive in luxury ancl-Mrs: ---a. are bere. ' : The child went, . .. • And he *rapped in*asilken fold -a -retained2 i.: . - and While " •resumng - her . . . . • The ninety and nitie in lieveN bare, - The one in.a palace with riches rare.- play; , '' Pid-you.tellryoni mamma r! asikid. :. the poet. - ••": Oh; .yes." - "-And. what- did •• .They toil in he fields--41ie ninety and nine she say '?" Tho little girl ..-shrugged lip- her- •. • ' . in he dusky , - For the. fruits of our Mother earth ; • , shoulders, twisted her face . into an expres. 'They-dia briand deiVe.t ng her treasures fraine orth;• stmi Lif '4114PP:tdceMP EIRRili :and- explained: And thewealth'ireieasett b3e-their sturdy blows "..She • said—well, she •said, 'Ob, 'dear -r " -To the hands of the one forever. fiows. . . Tableau. . - -.- t • — • F.±0i4 the - web.,t eti ,theii-,; brOw_s. the ;desert The New. Hampshire ,Legislatute heal aP7 -- • blooms, - • . '., - - -.-l -: . • _.• ..Proptiated '-$10;000afosf statues of. Jahn :And b4ore theli. the forestpls ; . Their labor has banded theta. humble homes, Steetke of Rev. qtutio.niiry fame, ',awl Daniel And cities with lofty -halls; " .. ; . :-. : Webster. ,. They are :to be Pladeciinthe • And the one owns eitieS, and houses arid lands, Hall of _Statue*. in the national- Canita I And the ninety and nine, have -empty hands. : . : .-: - - .. .. . . . . - - - .. „ . Anew floral effect in bridesmaids' .toilets And, the night so dreary., and dark; and long, ..- will be. -seen at sdimeot the Easter weddings. •. At lastisha.i the morning bring; • ' • -- And over the laad the victor's .seng . . This is: the "Marie Antoinette" bag made .. .•. , . • . . . Of the ninety and 1141,o shall ring, •'- of Velvet and.sitin. ' It bi Pliffed, drawn in Andecho afar !fora ione, tO zOn-,i, - at. the butte -in, 24ild filled- With ilo.w,ore. ' lit Rejoiee for labor shall have its oWn. -.% . . banks froth.' theaton by a lonij. !And of velvet, .•.. . • ,... , a - . „ - i • edged. With lace, :laving -a -,:tielicate trail of A recipe forJamcomes-under the h°44 a ad -wets- through the dentre. i..i*- . . - • arrant literature. . - , - _ • • . •• Qu k says that :he --'aneets:- many ,. prettya - • A man with. a millix4oan't1.4 -very well gii...14..‘.04 ,-.: hig.,.. 447:.-t-0 fiatioom'age early in the being a -capital fellow . , ; . mothinga--;githa• with bright, lovely : coin -- Many a peer fellow has been badly frozen plexion7•. s - .aii.da he ha i 'often Wondered how' :, . . - I • - tvhile trying to Climb. data,. the popular- they managed to make 7theinselaes :leek ,s° :wave. . • . r . • - -,.. ia a fresand blooming, when they .have i So . ' It is easy enough to telreaben the: spring - muoh work to cid: :...At Isaet.;:heasa)-a, that in ' has set in if you:. wateh the kuseeartif your 7lookipg everthe-eolamhs of an exchange he winter *queers. - - - • ... -.- _ - a - has idundoat the seOtet....- sit isi Clear, be It ' is [said that ' whan. the Sultan loses _says, that theSe 'kids, to.t • a...- great majority - bis temper the ladies Of therhensehold-speak of them, have.. on. rising in the niciTning: • of him as a harem -scare -'em fellow; • -brightened their facee-With.as salt bath, re- - . : -. .- free_hed. -their-, complexions with . ".jiist-1 ii - The ide harvesin Maine for this year 'is dash of ot.einge- Water," wiped theeye. with about ended,. andthe:result shows about rose water .and. glycerine, Used.: ta - reie..e. • .. a 1,425,00Q tons put in, with 19,000 tens- . of • . , . -old ice..... -1. -, -: r -_.* :- . 1: :*: , -:- - -."- . .- "sprinkleaaf :Flee Powder,.". and -then :tisa . slated-. on .their a mother -giving thein an . "Johnny; don't you wish .. Oianges a glass of het milk and a.sw.allow • big inayour brother -:Will?" you - elder water. - There li•apt -at times- to the small _bay, "1 don't - I might be. a tinge of .sarcasin in What Quilpilayt - lova- With a.gitI.-9' BufaZo- Commercial. - -*a g., faehion note,: . ‘.' The H. return *of The man *who:waits for something to turn ,:. ;..n - • • ....somebody be sufficiently -brave to predict -tbe'slia-wl* is • Ani now . sa.11,_.l up, -e,a ,Ougitp !oilliai.-as at 00 1,9t.tooek : •The Mat Withtlie-..boil-On his net :never " the retutitqf thenmbrella I.. - , . . •borrows trouble. He lie hasenough of it.. t ' MorcoiirtaaWhat beautiful little shell- - -- - ' - — The.: ultra -fashionable visiting card is like ears you have, Mies • Bell. •- Did.- you - engravedia-old_English instead of script. iever have them' pierced?' Mies Inell•-r-NO e a- ' -•- -- - • hual-haVre had then). bored. • • - ...• When ".. the ..barber- -talks; atoo - ninch his , _ - • - - . - Stories are generally illuetrated with oats. .. - 4-4 Poor Jack 1 he maaaer could -spell; -and -. - - ."•;.ia- - . - - • i - it ruined him." -"How ?" "He wrote a ;ISicaneWS`ie saictio- be gOod-nowia* but this --a verse -to. tin heiress-- hewasin love with, : and don't. hold good in the ease of a missing . . he wrote boney f6r bonny." - •- = .- , - ' -- - Ship- - -. -• : 7... - •. . -...: ''' -- - °••• • _If What did you give up-. for Lent?' asked).- ' Poes;.-.Y.inia 'Lee .show any- evidence-'- f o .. ..- one Chicago Woinauxof another. = "My hus- conversion?" ' "Yes, 4e wants tO. niariST _.: band," was the reply ; "it is iny annual !his Sunday school teacher."' - .1. : ; -custom to get, kdiV-orce ;about this time of An average of three British seamen -lot -the year.- - • • ' .. . . _ • . , • : Teacher—Don't you thi nk you stre crowd, ing., your son a great deal? Father -Not air, teach had everything. -, Teacher—Are you -fitting' him for a lawyer? ' Father,HNO,_ no, for an elevator boy; • *,. " Ever hadyourlife insured, old fellqw.?"- " No. qompanies, Won't, take • me. - Heart .--action t�� - feeble. :Nobody to insure my life for; isiiiiyhew.'" "Ain'e .you married?' ." No. Heart action-. tog feeble:. for that, too.' •• - tinsel braid. A narrow braiding -girdled the waist and the cuffs were ornamented in the same way. It had a -cape attachment plaited upon the shouldersandattached by other plaits at the waist line, giving d°1- man appearance to the back:. She— _ /fa's- band—That'll do.- . I don't Wonder that you forgot the text. • Little Dot—Mamma, I was piayin' with your 4 o'clock tea set while you was away, .an _ when you bring it out you company you 11 be awfully mortified, 'cause you'll think one of the cups has a hair in it, but It isn't a hair. - Mamma—What is it? Little Dot—It's only a crack." - • At the meeting of the AineriCan_ aPtiitt Missionary -Union-la Philadelphia the other the hymn g. Nearer, -My* God,' to Thee " day a clergyman spoke .in 'severe tetins of He called it "a *foolish hymn," arid ex- pressed the wish that it might be baiaished from every Christian heart and lip. L His chief objection to it was that it riee s to teach that Go -d takes pleasure in -the agony and trouble. of men.• Ex -Postmaster. General Winamalrea's gold medal for prefidiency in :the railroad mail service .Waftscn by a colored man - -Edward _Burns, wheliiins'on the•Sacramed. & Red- ding division of the Southern Pa •fic. . . He obtained 100 per -cent., -making not a singlle. mistake in the distribution of -1,003 postal cards, Which lake only the -names of post offices .all over the Pacific coast and Texas. Burns' epeed was fifteen °atria a minute.. . Have You Got It? To cure cramps take Nerviline. teak up a cold nothing is as good Nerviline. • If hun- t:sage,neuralgia or rheumatism troubks you you resort to Nerviline. Ib never fails to gip!) relief. Nerviline is a powerful, --penetrating substance, which goes at once to the ?Um and speedily dislodges all ,pain. Ne of is - better,. strOnger and more certain in be action than any other pain remedy 4s the -=-• market. Nerviiine is sold by all el alers; only 25 cents. -- Levishon—Well, Miss Maud, I:beat. Jim shooting to -day. We that- at a nickel' andl • hit it. Melia • (to- Jin -i) -a -How did_ Mr. Levishon- 'happen to beet you aShbOting. Jim—Yak eee, a nickel appearis lunch larger to Levis6a than it deei to me. "1• had . -Smithers, Hicks, Papsie and eTiinbleton at my house celebrating my birth-- • day last night. "-Well, :did they enter into the spirit of the occasion ?" "Did .they T- Well, I guess they did. They entered into four -teen quarto of it." - • A Well-known London firm of publishers, . Messrs: Matto & Windus, admit having re-. • eeived.664 Manusaripts last year; of thee() 44 were accepted. _and. 619 rojected.. . The •firm gefeieqt as teir opinion that out - of every hundred amateur novel. Writers only about three .find their way intd ." 2 • Papa, dear, said ,the old man s testy daughter as she bent fondly over him during ahis last illness ; "- forgiVe me for askin you,. but What are you; going to lave yoar. 'darling' daughter. when :yeti die ? Father's:: • kss 19 cried the irascible old ' gentleman, as he rolled over with his face to the well. - • - • " Although not generally-. known, Miss Helen Gduldis. ofte of the Mos -charitable- young - *Omen in New Vork:-.. She is --very • demure in manner and - spends far more on her charities than On her dress._ Mies G-ould sOpperts two cots. at -the Shelter,' in West TWenty-first street,Nes York, with the proviso that they ..shall .always be used - for two of the most 1.1.11ili- '.teresting hisircn. • a • Families( taeubled with ants can get rid • of them aSi follows : Take a medium-sized "bath sponge, *et it and ring it- out ; sprinkle about a tablesPeonfal of fine- white sugar on the Sponge, and Work the sponge betWeen the' hands* in with a raanner ae= to • force the. • - Sugar inteitipiit the sponge in the place infested .by the -ants, and every two, or • three hours pour bpiling water on the • sponge after placing it in a bafdri. there lives every day by drowning, and 300 steamers and sailing vessels are lost at sea yearly. ••• • - -Of the 44 States of the: Union, 27 are -favored with Democratic Governors, 3 with Populist G Femora, while only 14 have Republican Governors. Hawker—'o Min has. moved- to Chi- cago, eh? Is he making it go there? Dixby —Making 1 go! 1 Should :smile. -- He's a motorman,on a street car.. - "Does the usher belong to the church?" Certainly ; what,-; do you mean?" "Nothing—only on�. mightinfer from his. aqtiona thetthe church belonoito him." "Your tickets were compliMentary, were i,hey not ?" • " Well," replied the man who bad seen o, painfully -amateur entertain - Meant, "1 thought they.. were Anti'. I saw the . • - - Morrison Essex—You want a manager, I see. Stockton- Bond—Yes.; what .expe- rience have you had? Morrison Essex— I've managed to keep a servant in the Country two months. Tommy—Aunt Jane, I should think that you would be afraid to , bang your hair. Aunt Jane -(an antique) —Why, dear? Tommy—Why, -"" you might ignite the powder on you face. • (And then Tommy wonders why Aunt Jane doesn't send him a birthday present.) - Marrim_a,"' asked Willie, with much in- terest, "don't men go to heaven ?" "Why, of pourse they clo,'; replied mamma. "Well, I've•eeen akagood many pictures of angels;" said Willie, "And I never saw a man among them. -They're all women." - Servant—Mi. Dandle has just called. Are you at _home to him?_ Young Lady— Let me see.. No ; I'm not at home; S— He has. a box with Ib -look s like flowers, or candy or something. Y. L.— ? You ein admit him. - .speaking of the launching„of .-the.-new battleship -Indiana, the sqt• 'hones' Oa.ette says: " . The Indiana is -duly the:first. of a - large number :IA ;vessels' that are - on :the stecks„ anti_aitiSaiso ..• use blinking the fact that in iavery- leiv .years 'timefthe.j. United States will, it She .pereeveres in her pie sent catirse, possesaa-:-havyivliieh Will: be. -second to nqne poseeigled by the Burbpsairpoareria and:Mayaquife4possibiy; be 'superior. to the best of -theta,: .Even the. roman liners.tha have Past been -place. d tinder the .'Stars and- . Stripe are-- being mitch.,mote • completely . , . • armed than - Mir._ewn:conver(ible merchant . To-day,"says-the Popular Science 2,101thly., Cruisers,. - : Tliee-nroceediiiga are a: warning the phYsieiala is -aSireci not only: how' the to all the great powers; but none ofthee4 . sick may be healed, but now the well may . iri the • .warnigg --More - signifieent • than to . stay. well; From the lesseserious :- Maladies -ourselves." . -,,' e •' . . immunity ;le largely -a. queetion of takingh ... i Ac an„e'0,' -;:i ' - .: ' : - ' '- .i.ri •, merican -betel life ite evident: care of dne's genel-ailealth, and. vigor:7 To.i:j:ii the to-kltrictor, opa,e.., ai,b:irti. ike. 04-6-e in. maintain_ a healthful eeditiOn, wholeSome ithe new-" Waildorfe" in *it York, - in the ..food-,•abiniclant, eXerciaea *Cleanlin -es-a' terra: ti'eautasato as4ts and passages, oat in aaara erance in alt tieings,iaihd the .0-oidance• -a- l'alie absence : of ..:that • tineeiend anct -iin, Teabie are incl4le1em%able. ' Ev--4Y. :°"' v;ill .apprepric_ed_.Waite- of . sPace *.hi‘thour eider ' -assent to thiS,..VTh-lie nob One -in- -a h.undreci if etele leaVe- _free le. ;thee 0.4lie., and : -go. Of will keinethher, ' it. five -Minutes.; 'We • re-- Ha„,a-a. ,aa and&este' visito64. All 00,018 -•. member. what We _bke, the-. reit '-Vv„eereferl''ee-e—aw';y- 1.Villl-,,Alld geed's.' afe supposed to to- our neighbors. What a. world we 'sake -1-41•-vat-e_theik.. filen . . de- into .8 'making -zoom,. or .of it. • ' . . • 7 • • . , . . .... s 7 - , :dale., or restaurant- or mtoaa.private room. ' -,lOne.queition. le- forever -in the *air : ". Can- .Another and a•-iiMilar.ehanka is Seen in : the • - rigt a bridegroom .wi-en he hes more. of this igieince ef'::laite parleys lot ladieit:on the ....- world' goods than e beide, "ear .serne !Story. above; _there, are - no, pnb1io7 parlors Part; in the Wedding -e perses ? " 'Proprietti there at all Ladieri in this bietal have oiii .1 • shakes her .1Leted..and rrates.: "No part i the reception -room .of the -: niOuntt,-.'floOr in ,vehatevir .- but - paying ' -the' minister!!.14hieli to meet: ter drieild.- e Ifere,.. the. •- -Grooms' frequently do- proVide the -carriages, -.1.gbenia/O,Post remarki; --isfarr Upsetting of eold - the cards, the'lloWera, or even - the caterer; . eiretoma with a Vengeance:: ' : :- 1 in so doini they trample upeii 0,4fik- Of the ? - - -- - :- ; ' -..• - - .- - • ' . most sacred laws " of etiquette, --which del 4 : . . . '.: Husband-2ManY. people 4 -Church:. this f crees that they emett ;..,14 axe -npthing-te do 7-, fOr01613174 :-.der ?..11-Viie-4.7'Yellia- large - Puth" ..with the legitiniate.ekeiensc 8,. . thougIi. they i 1.3ee•-:, , 11.41,5aid-Gotad.'s .ser,mqn 1 Can he ai.laviolik as ' the't li'-i, in presnit - - DiellehtfUL -- Hiisi-and—Iyhqt wrts. the text 9 ./giving., B.U.t. the wedding iSsiippoeed to le 'T.-Wife.t-it was—Ibi-Vai-4,7e*Of rea:11Y.;1 have . . , . the lade, Money of-fort:4g 'of- the ,beideej ' .ergotten•-• lifusbanda-IliimPh I- :. "W4s• Mrs, . family td her, _aad" it an4et bear the cests-.! 4res- tii# `.? -Wfe--`7-8'.ie 'wag,: - iinst%and - ' - thronglibut;: Poverty- furnishes -no eXeuseic-r.--wilat ha -a -840:9n ? 6 Wlie.-,Well, plie- hid .. . . -., from_ d,evriation from this custom,. as the 0,4.5. fall .Wrap of -dark Po-Mpeilan red Cloth, marria7esceremeny is. quiee as bin.dieg with- ,t.' I''- , i eh narrow - intereion , of Oise& -velvet- -in nt elaborate. " tens a arUnion easene: - as 'with theni.. - i Ihe-gibles a the-.04iit', .A small yoke: trin 64The. Si)rittg e-. - • • . , • . . The ITIsterman'si Prayer. .. The following prayer- in _regard to the Irish crisis is:hi:general use in -churches in Ulster: 0 * Most _powerful and glorious Lord God, the Lord of Hosts, that rulest and commandest all things: , Thou4itteet on a throae, judging . right, thereforle we - wou/dsb take make. our address to Thy Divine Majesty in this our necessity, that Thou the cause into Thine. own hand, and judge between us and our enemies. Stir iipi Thi strength, 0- :Lord, and . come and help • -us, fo for Thou. givest not always victory . to -the ' strong, but canst save by many or. by few. Let not out sins _cry against -us for Iven- geanee, but hear -- tis, Thy 'poor servants, begging, mercy arid. imploring Thy help; and gent •that the:course of thi 3_ world nay be SO peacefully - ordered, by 'Thy govern- ance that Thy Church' may joyfallyjserve Thee ineill godly :quietness throngh: aesus Christ 'oar Loyd. -Amen: - McColloin's*Bheumatic Bepellan. IS the mosteit reliable internal reedy k11nown for the thorough cure of rheumabisn or. neurgalia. In uso over 18 years. Thoiiiands testify to it. The most eminent physilcians. .in the world agree that internal treatmenti is require to eradicate- the' disease fro* the. System. Sold by wholesale and ietaii. druggists. : • Broke:Up .the Club. - A cookiagchibin Washington was brokenup i - - - i n one year by matrimony. To the club dinners ordered, cooked and served by every big oftheclub in turn -a -man could be asked .by -every_ girl. The resulthae been as Many weddings as members: .-. If, iss.Mation Har- land say's; "the 'foundation of hppy homes is laid in the kitchen," these mar- riages should not be failures... • Purely Vegetable. Patnazii's Painless Corn Extract° is' pure/y vegetable in composition. Piitiiisna's, 1 Painless Corn Extractor - makes no sore spots; don't lay a Man up for a week. Re - ware of aCid substitutes. - By druggists • -1. Wonders of Science. Carlos- had Just received a telegram from. Havana..- -: , • •,... .1 . - • ". Whit.an admirable invention the tele- graph is;" be exclaimed, "when you. icon - Bider that this message has coma's -.distance of 1,500 leagues, and- the gum ontheeayelope isn't dry -yet."- • - . Put -This. In 'Your 'Scrap 'Book: -.Mr. Lice. riCkett, Paris, Oats, wri es: I purchased a boic of "Texas Balsam" f «oI/1 :' z your agent, -i--W. -S, 'Rochester, Which -has proved -itself fat superior , .to . anythi g'4I haVe ever used. While driving on the road last surhVer.iny horse became sore in spots2 and also 7scalded, - I applied the Balsam- lanld: in a few dAye it was_entireiyliealed; leaving • no sign of . 'a -sore at. -all... ,I will never be 'without Texas Be.laarn as long as I on. a . horse," .. Price 25 cents. ;Ask your drug i •for ; it or addrem F. F. Segsworth, Noe Wellington* street east, Toronto. e. Not Excitin.g Enough. Engineer --Well; young man, how do you think that you would likethisjob? - Stnali boy—How often does, the - boiler blowup' _ • - - . - - _ Eogineer—Oh,- there's no danger of -t at . Sinall boy -1 guess 1 wouldn't want jtbe -job. .• GIBBONS' To ACHE GITM acts as temporary filling •ar.d stops toothaches etantly. Sold by -deuggis as. • -.3 - The Sky Color. • .1.- - he- blue color of the alcy is proba I - 'Merely the color Or the air, se•en through . _ . . , the length of about forty-five miles. -It has . been observed by those who have ascended about five miles _above the earth's surface, that ' the taky appears of -a dark, inky hue, .owing to the very small reflection*. and. dis- persion' Of. light, while • theblue color no - longer .appeareaboVe, but bele* them. Cornpljuientary.`• Rev. Dragle_y (Who had:a-Stranger to occupy .hi..4e,pulpit the dayebefore).-i.-Well, Mts. Dobbins hew did you like. the Seraion yesterday' - - Mrs. to tell the truth' i was too plain said simple to suit nae.,- :I like beat thein Sermene.aelumbles up the Judg- ment and eenfounds-the -sense. Oh, ir, there's no, one comet up to-Iyou.tor them' - . • ming of the vilvet CoVered the'. Upper part A fool who ha 's -sense enough to know he - ---• . st°1:Y. v;61 -:;the chest and •-is fool is a not wholly a fool. - , • HINDO. Theklilarvellous Gift of Naive Illustrated • In role Balancing. - It is an easy thiug fo4 girl of 15 years to bend backward, plungeher head into a hole eighteen inches deePfull of water and dirt, and bring up between her lips a ring that was buried in the mkid. . Wome re not less d xterows than the girls and t e men. Thy are frequently- , seen dancing in couples ou slack ropes, one Playing on the vina, or Hindoo gaiter, while the other poses, postures and capers gracefully about with a yowl brimful of water in either hand, without spilling a drop. A Hindo juggler will stand a pole 20 feet high on the ground;and then climb to the - top of it as if it was a •firmly -rooted tree. He fixes the top of the Ole in the middle of his sash and dances about in all direc- tions without disturbing the -equilibrium of the pole.- The same -mane after giving an exhibition of. this sort 61idea down the pole, takes a boy on his shoulders, climbs once more to the top, fixes .thei top of the f pole in the. hollow of his foot, and stands erect, belanc- ing himself, with the bosi'ort his shoulders, as easily as -the 'average person would balance himself on one fobkoa the ground. —Christtan Union. _ The -English taignage. It is said -that thestrongest opposition to the general spread -of the poglish language, which is rapidly forcing its way to recog- nition as the universal tongue • of the -world, is found on ,English soil.- Not long ago the Legislative Astembly of Jitney rejected by: an overwhelming vote a proposition to permit the use.ot-Enklieh in the -Assembly, at the option of se member. - Thisaction, of course, affirms:- the priaeiple that French is the official language. -The country parishes are resolutely opposeto this introduction 'of 1 English, although it . has ,made great pro.- gress in the towns of late years, and it is said many of the deputies are now unable to express themselves correctly in French. Mr. Gladstone'i Government has been asked by several Welsh • members of. Parliament, at the instance of a larget4ody of Welshmen, to make the teaching of Welah in the public schools of Wales Obligator . It has always been taught in the on-Ocpnformiat SundaY ichooli. The number Of Irish: people who - do nob speak English at al -is still consider- able, and in Sootlond it is not small. —New Orleans Picayune. . ' • The Average Girl' Husband. But what rubbish is:all- this talk of "best possible husbands ! ". A giri takes the man' who offers, if he appears t� be uptight, bon- orable and in earnest: If of does nbt, she rims- a risk of going to , with, a red nose, a canary bird and a lap 1 dog. a The chief trouble with- bet is not to know whether she has got the best article int the market, but Whether the man who hays he loves her, means What he says. Ibis easy for a man e can do .it quite to acquire the art oflovai;aking, and, with a little- practice, some m skilfully. • Hew to know. ,Vihen they are acting, aad when they ardi obeying an irre- sistible and ungovernable -impulse is the thing a _girl ,wanta to be able to determine. — San. Francisco Argonaut.- . t- ' The Aninials of Great Britain. Few people have any id a of the immense animal population of Gres Britain. Accord-, ibg to thelast return of t e Board of Trade there were in the Unitedl Kingdbm nearly 2;000,000 horses, about 10,000,000 ,cattle, more than 32,000,000 she p and something like 4,000,000 pigs. As regards the first item, this was the number used by agrical- twist s alone. The number of horses used for carriage purposes in towns, regarding Which we have no particulars must be enormous. -The value of this property is •estimated at about -£250 0,000. • LitVe girl (on the stre t). --:Sir, can you tell me, please, what time it is? Stranger —Ne, my child; I have 10 watch on me. Little girl—I don't belie* you ; .slow me .T....i.samesenalisismwOur pawn ticket • Cures consumption, Coughs, croup, Bore Throat: Sold by all Druggists on a Guarantee. s For a Lame Side, Back or Che t Shiloh's Porous , Plasterwill give great satisfac cent. HILOi7 siS iCATAR ft El 'REMEDY Have you Catarrh? 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WARMS FOR SALE—THE UNDERSIGNED X' has a number of choicest farms for sale ins the County of Lambton, the garden' of Canada for gra.in; fruit and dairy purposes, also town roperties for sale in the th iving Tow* of °rest; a brick livery stable for sale at a Ina - gain; Fi:strelass blacksmith and caarijagek - shop. . Good stand. Apply to THOMAS WOOD, Land and General Agent, Forest, Ont.• FREE TO MEN ONLY. • „ If you are suffering from Nervous DeWitt, Exhausted Vitality, Errors of Youth, etc.. We will send you a- full course of I Jr. Chester's Restorative without.a`cent of pay in adVataetts, , after a fair trial, if you find it a genuine remedy, You can pay us $2 for the gam"; if nate . you . need nob pay a . cent. Coniidentialt CHESTER CHEMICAL Ca., Toronto, Ont. LADIfiDoRy. A.St TEAOOUtorSCdMPOUNO PENtiTa ES SAMPLE FREE. never fails. 'Price 2,5a. by paalE, Lady Agents Wanied. T. A. ,SLOCUP/3 & CO., Toronto, .Ontaries. . _ MTEn.t-12TetinTSF; airaloiscordAes . L. I LIN) ornamental.fihrel8 Roses, Trees sari Fruits. Experience unnecessary.-Salary...EtgAze.. Expentes paid weekly. Permanentme a, W. D., No seemitY uired. Must furniella00 res, more. ,13 t°Cgfir-VReLhaErSaficTrdffifis,atathasee'r7aarn.is..e.?o, ...JAY!) Mentionthis paper.. • AGENTS • WANTED. For our fastesei.ling Sueseripilon Beeniks gibles and Alan aka "Soa4 for Olgostasza aissao -war, 1 ,ntrorkisso. , dehlable treatise ,and bottle sof tnedicing sent inve Safflrer. Give Express and PuM. I.VEca :mt.tdritst, 11.Cr Room. M0c..186 WeSt Adelaido Somer. Irsaiskr„m.‘tiot I.MMIII2IIIMESIIIIM11.1.0111.1iSHO211111NtlitelliktiiallA4124102242224, O'sairifyIt eoireetfir amt. net Disease can fivelititt• allillill01160110.120110=011111NUMMICICR411141114141.11110111. It% • Mt remedy is guaraute'riii to ba. as obwitoftz, IllOod-Spocifia 110111 death to allAsesitio waribia. . . Pa" $1.00 per bottles.* $ bogies Yor • .• - '